I Found a Hidden █████ in Spider-Man

Green Goblin and I are chilling; but I immediately notice something to the right of camera. A certain... wooden oddity.
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In this green screen skit, I insert myself into a scene from Sam Raimi's Spider-Man. In this Spider-Man scene, I converse with Green Goblin in Norman Osborne's digs, as I immediately notice a piece of odd looking furniture to the right. Turns out, there's been a hidden, ahem.... member present all this time in one of our favorite childhood movies.
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[@Suspect_Green]

For the morbidly curious: ruclips.net/video/1P3JrbHnEYU/видео.htmlsi=bMYyuaCVIU3J3011&t=16

[@jackbailey7870]

I don't know, you could say that statue was being a dick

[@HereForTheComments]

"Out, am I?" ~Wooden Man's PP

[@OmnicidalClown1992]

Too be fair, Norman Osborn is a man with some weird taste when it comes to decorations. I mean, this is the guy who had a bunch of masks of different cultures hung onto his walls.
Besides, I know a family who has a mini sculpture if Michelangelo's David, where they, and when I say "They," I mean the younger son and his band of friends, accidentally broke off his man junk and were trying to find a way to put it back on.

[@Zickofon]

Obviously, you watched Goonies... They put it back on in the wrong direction, so David now can pee directly on his face...

[@OmnicidalClown1992]

@@Zickofon Either that, or he's now forever happy....

[@Zen_user-001]

I never noticed that before.

[@Iuvs1lt]

That is insane😮😮😮

[@citywitt3202]

Maybe it’s a Russell Brand cameo

[@vanitas456]

I wonder if harry kept that statue after inheriting the house and company after his dad passed away be hilarious if that's the only thing harry inherited to Peter and mj as a wedding gift

[@SirIsaacFortesque]

Very appropriately shaped and colored neon light you got there.

[@Suspect_Green]

Haha; yeah, that's my lightsaber prop I got for my Star Wars video. I was a little taken aback though by how phallic it looked when I got it 😂

[@marteeoh]

For what it's worth, I suspect this sculpture is something like a "herm". They were used in ancient greece as boundary markers, and yes, most, if not all, of them feature male genitalia. Definitely a bizarre choice of decor (which fits Norman as a kooky character), but owning a sculpture that calls back to ancient cultures certainly isn't completely out of the wheelhouse for an eccentric multi-millionaire. Just a bit of context for why a piece like that would exist in the first place.
I will note that most herms I've seen don't feature full torsos. They're mostly just a head and... well... another head.

[@Deathangel6590_gaming]

this is gonna be good 😂

[@syntaxusdogmata3333]

Huh... I thought everyone saw that.

[@PooPooLord69]

Oooooh mah gahaawd

[@dr.mixer8930]

Now we know why it's pg-13

[@prehistorichero2755]

Art is wired.

[@171QA]

XD