Black Ops Zombies - Nikolai Belinski's Many Ex-Wives
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- Опубликовано: 7 сен 2024
- So, we all know Ultimis Nikolai makes many mentions of his exes. This video showcases most of those lines across every game.
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man, Nikolai's fourth wife seems like a thrilling person to meet.
@Omar Vorpsi but pretty
@@Nano-um4qz pretty and smelly weird combo
@Omar Vorpsi that can be fixed
True dat
Yh especially if she made nikolai love pump action shotguns lmao. But sixth wife sounds like a freak tho too🤣💯
Take a shot every time he says wife, and you still wont be as hammered as Nikolai.
I'm here 6 months later to make a lame ass joke but maybe you'll be sickled
I'm here 10 months later and yeah
once i get some money and am able to go to the liquor store ima test your theory out ill let you know how it goes even if you won't see this
I tired to but my but I think I passed out and threw up at the same time I don’t remember much but only got threw 13 shots before that happened😂
"I will name each rocket after each wife, I have enough" so according to Nikolai, he's had *25 different wives* , I don't know whether to call Nikolai a chad or feel sorry for those 25 woman
The absolute giga chad had 25 wives, so not only did he date them but also married them. This guy is a magnet
According to Primis Nikolai, all of Nikolai's wives were figments of his imaginations, after he fell into alcoholism from losing his first wife, while Primis Nikolai replaced his alcoholism with a love of bacon
Why not both?
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He said ex no doubt he has more
I know that his "wives" are just him with his alcohol illusions and fake stories to cheer himself but damn his fourth wife look like an amazing person to meet
Shitty retcon imo
@@maleexile9053Nah, it’s the best retcon. It adds depth to Nikolai. Makes Richtofen look more monstrous by mentally destroying him.
Trivia: Both versions of Nikolai only had one wife, and they both loved her very much. Unfortunately, she was killed (I think during an air raid), leading to Ultimis Nikolai's vodka addiction. The other wives were completely made up, most likely due to Nikolai's exposure to Element 115 during testing by Richtofen.
Right
More Trivia: Primis Nikolai replaced his love of Vodka with a love of bacon
@@lolstalgic9602 That, too.
Oh sure it is the 115 in the case of Nikolai...
Nikolai made be the funniest character in the og group, but definitely has the saddest story.
I bet Nikolai had the same number of wives as the same amount of mercenaries there are in team fortress 2
he only had one wife
@@Ben-rd6vd we know buckaroo
@@Ben-rd6vd its a joke smartass
Well, and the soldier married the Heavy’s sister. Much to the heavy’s dismay.
@@pepijn23soldier that dog
What I‘ve learned from this:
His first wife was a Bear
His fourth wife was the most dangerous person you could meet
His seventh didn't think much of him and thought he was broke
His second wife was into beverages and drinking, and Nikolai wouldn‘t keep up sometimes
His 5th wife was a pyromanic.
@@stalinfortime8456 he only had one wife
@@madmonty4761 he believed he had multiple wives at the time
The eighth was a runner.
The third wife is a black hole
I love how when we finally got og Nikolai back in Gorod, he says probably my favorite line ever. It’s something I like to say when I’m drunk. “You’ve come to help me, yes? That would be good, for years I’ve only had one friend… SAY HELLO TO VODKA!
1:42 picture the 4 of them actually standing there hitting the box, and Nikolai just says that as they watch it float away.
You forgot
"Ooo a big diamond, I can use that for my next wife!"
I can’t remember what map that’s from
Man has 25 ex wifes while most of us can't get a date
He only had 1 wife the rest were 115 induced delusions
Makes sense. Avogadro even says all of his ex wives were imaginary.
What? I thought that was caused by Vodka
@@HelloSirHowCanIScamYouToday no the vodka was how he coped with losing his first wife that he loved a lot
2:40 take that for what you will.
His wives are like the Inquisitors from Star Wars. Each referred to in numerical order. Can't wait for the Grand Wife to be the final boss!
Thank you. I'm not the only one who noticed...
What's the Grand Wife? Basically all of niky's wives' personalities in one body?
1:43 The game just laughed at his joke.
You missed one from BO1 Ascension. If you kill a bunch of zombies in one go, he’ll say:
“Cheer up, you guys last longer than my marriages!”
My man Nikolai has more than 5 wives, while I’m here not able to keep a relationship for a month
@@fourtrash2598 instead of milkshakes bring everyone to the yard, its his love for smirnoff vodka. [Not Sponsored by Smirnoff]
@@fourtrash2598 hehehe, but I wish I was Sponsored by Smirnoff
2:32 Sergeant Nikolai, you seem to relishi in the slaughter!
1:13 Nikolai before "censorship" says: "There it goes again! If you see my exes, tell them "Fuck you" "
Why 18+ game need censorship 💀
1:01
Nikolai: “Like my first wife, useless”
*Nikolai called LCAR-9 useless but in black ops 3 the info says that LCAR-9 is useful for the police* 😂
It says that in Black Ops 3 from the computer when finishing *New World*
I wanna see a Zombies Game where you play as the Wives of Nikolei
0:23 man I'm just sorry
Haven't really played COD since Black Ops 1 but still nice to see a vid like this haha
I love how in the final BO1 maps Nikolai got quotes talking about what just happened, *pauses*, Like X-th wife!
Get this man a loyal wife asap
Can we get more black ops zombies videos like this? These are funny. :)
Mom jokes: they are alright
Wife jokes: Funnier then my 12th wife hahah.
Everyone remember, Nikolai only done this so he could move up in the red army ranks
I feel like niks 4th wife is his 1 true wife because he mentions her alot more than the others
Bruh I never realized how many sexual jokes were for Ultimis Nikolai
I feel like there's a parallel between Nikolai and Henry VIII when it comes to their fourth wife
"Oh No! HeLp Me! SOmEonE hAs StOLeN mY VoDkA!" - Nikolai Belinski Kino Der Toten
Then Dempsey angry and Nikolai says "OK, Nikolai calm down, so when about did you realised it's gone?"
Fun Fact: Ultimis Nikolai has at least 25 wives, because he apparently has enough wives names for 25 rockets.
@Tigran-Abazyan it gets worse
"I've almost lost as many bullets as ex wives now!"
this means nikolai has had hundreds, thousands, millions, even billions or trillions of wives if we count every single player
@Tigran-Abazyan on another note 5 months is WILD :sob:
pretty sure I recall an early quote that's not in this. When getting the long bore shotgun from the box he says something like "I used this to kill second wife. She was bitch."
I counted 8 ex-wives and 1new girlfriend. How bout you guys?
yeah same
25 and girlfriend
25 wives and 1 gf. damn....
Bro has infinite wives unlike all of us💀
He has had at least 8 wives
And a girlfriend
**Nikolai's ex-wives disliked this**
Nikolai=giga chad
I love ur channel. Keep up the work.
Soon, nikolai will have no wifes
"my ex WIFE hits harder than you!"
You could make a REALLY elaborate Logic Puzzle, with all the clues about his exes 🤣
“HA goodbye wife number nine, I do not think I will be able to top that one. She died when I blew up the Earth. Fun Times….I will miss her.”
Coincidentally I've got most of my highest round records when playing Nikolai. I guess thanks to his sense of humor hehe
3:25 😂😂
1:30 What are you talking about Nikolai, what is there to not talk about?
xD
Nikolai's fourth wife:
Smelled awful
Was beautiful
Was tiny
Extremely strong
Very deadly
Attempted to stab nikolai in the back
And apprently demeaned nikolai's dream to someday go to the moon
2:15 Bro traded ray gun mk2 for a did pack a punched weapon
Samantha Maxis: sorry Nikolai u ain't going home....
for first wife, nikolai accidentally shot her, left her, got second wife,
“I feel like I’m surrounded by all my wives” got me laughing 🤣
First wife:Bear, unfortunately killed by Nikolai, useless
Second wife:creepy fuckin teddy bear (or creepy overall)
Third wife:?
Fourth wife:pretty and smelly, took Nikolai’s money and left
This will be updated as I watch, also no I’m not including ex wives
His second wife was a creepy fucking teddy bear, or was just creepy overall.
1:45
Did my guy really marry a bunch of bears?
I guess he is russian
@@Iamnotaspy. I forgot about this comment, thanks for the information dude 💯💯
I was counting on how many ex wives he had
He mentioned 9
And he has more, when he equips the hellion salvo he said “I will name every rocket after my ex wives, i have enough”, which either
1. hints that Nikolai has much more
2. The amount of rockets the player has (in this case 28) is the amount if wives he had
It’s funny we all at one time thought Nikolai had all thoses wives but they was his coping mechanism
I would say....very memorable.
Out of all the Wives this man has: He Loved One of them rlly Much I bet it was the Fourth One
Ok,what Nikolai said about fourth wife being pokey Pokey wtf did he mean by that?!
A year late, but what he meant by "pokey pokey" is that 4th wife likes doing pegging
Ayo yeah bruh pause Nikolai
Nikolai seems like he hates his 4th wife so much
He probably hates all of them the same
"Guess I'll have to use my bare hands like with my fourth wife."
"Always talking."
At first I was like "wtf?" and after finishing the dialogue, I was like "probably abusive (either him or the 4th wife)"
@@jonkyojin7804 Yes, that's the joke.
@@AppleOfThineEye I am still a kid so I really don't understand a lot of it
@@jonkyojin7804 If you're a kid you shouldn't be on RUclips
I think nikolai uses a pack-a-wife and divorce-a-wife at home
He said L-Car was useless lmao
Treyarch: So how much do you want Nikolai to talk about his fourth wife and wifes.
Activision: Yes
Ill name each rocket after my ex-wives, i have enough
YOU GOT 25 WIVES SIR??????????????????
26 actually
Maybe he sees double through Vodka Vision
Those who are divorced looking at first wife... Am I Nicolai? Cause my first wife was useless too 😂🤣
I'm starting to relate Nikolai's wifes with... Not humans...
Casue the description he gives fpr dome of the are very rare
I really want to meet his wives…they seem very interesting. Especially the bear wife and the fourth wife.
"I have black hole, like my third wife, we won't talk about that
yk its hard not be annoyed of him talking about his ex-wives but it's not hard to get a laugh in on how he roasts his ex-wives
Fucking Christ, 8 wives?!? Vodka musta gotten to his skull on that 🤣🤣
it’s actually confirmed that nikolai’s wives except for his 1st were made up bc of his drinking problems
So Nikolai said his first wife was a bear but was it a literal bear or a large hairy gay man.
2:08
nikolai is the rizz god, he has had 8 wives (that we know of)
I would interview nikolai about his ex wives
5:04 he has 25 wives in total?
Probably moar
He only had one wife actually, the rest are madeup
@@MommyEliya what if they all are we and they want us to think they are made up
@@jokerwick69420 sorry?
@@Crazyslavicman what if they all were made-up
Nikolai's wife collection
HOW MANY EX-WIFES DOES HE HAVE? HOLY SH*T!😳
Sorry my language isn’t perfect.😂
Nah it’s good your English was actually spot on.
Trust me, their are even more funnier quotes.
Unfortunately some of them are not here.
Check out Shangri-la, Moon and Der Rise (2009).
0:27 and 3:25 lmao
I think he loved his 4th wife more
Wtf is Nikolai is marrying and why can they take bullets?
Nikolai it's Muslim we didn't know 😂😂😂😂😂
@Tigran-Abazyan Depending on your religion, if you are a Christian, if you are a Jew, and if you are a Muslim, you can marry no more than 4 wives
How long can you stay in a room with Nikolai's 4th wife?
Sixth wife needs a meeting with me too
Why did they have to ruin such a funny joke?
"Uh hur dur hes actually lonely and imagines the wives haha our story is so serious"
Nikolai: wife
it took money and desapir like my 2 wive
What did he sayyyyyy
I bet the boomers really enjoyed these
2:50
So, Nikolai likes big girls
not judging, i do too
1:30 LMAOOO
Moral of the story:fear his forth wife
HOW MANY WIVES DOES THIS GUY HAVE?
i counted almost 7-8…???
@@kynni9538 oh damn
8 wives and a girlfriend
@@RivasJonathan775 he mentions as much as an 8th wife but the rocket launcher quote implies alt least 25, but canonically none of them existed just hallucinations to cope with the loss of his only lover (unsure if they even got married)
i counted 8 wives
the 9 dislikes is nikolai's 9 ex wives
How many wifes does nikolai have?
1
8
He only had 1 who died in ww1 attacks. All other "wifes" are delusions from 115 experiments.
@@duskflames Interesting, didn't know the lore was that developped
@@duskflames
Interesting
W fourth wife
I like to imagine Blackpink members as Nikolai's wives just for fun LOL XD....
2:39