Black Ops 3 Zombies - Ultimis Funny Dialogue
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- Опубликовано: 19 авг 2020
- A compilation of the funny lines of dialogue that can be said by the original crew in Call of Duty Zombies from the original Black Ops zombies maps (and Black Ops 3 Zombies Chronicles) counterpart.
This video is meant to be a sort of companion piece to my Primis Funny Dialogue video. Like that video, this one required me to play a whole lot of Black Ops 3 Zombies to get the lines I wanted, though thankfully I had played enough of it to have Perkaholics that helped with finding specific lines a lot easier. With all that said, I hope you guys appreciate the hours of work I put into this video and enjoy it thoroughly.
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"LITTLE NIKOLAI? ARE YOU HURT?!"
"ⁿᵒ ᵖᵃᵖᵃ"
*L I T T L E N I K O L A I*
6:19
I can carry this one handed. Guess what will be in the other, Little Nikolai.
Little Nikolai is his ding dong
Bigmangames no shit...
GUYS HELP DEMPSEY IS IN MY ROOM
tough luck
F
oh god he’s dead now remember kids if you dont get a new gun or you have no ammo with dempsey. well then your fucked and he is going to beat the living hell out of you with a empty gun
Not.... dead... yet
FBI OPEN UP
4:48 Bruh ,Dempsey Plan to Rule63 Richthofen
Ay that boy sus
@@oceanman6375 Dempsey looking kinda sus
@@itsrandomglacier2694 definitely sus
@@FrozenFlame1892 really sus
impostor
2:45 I just imagine Richtofen running away, flailing his arms after he says this.
Why do you make it sound so cute lol
@@Caden. What?
@@Caden. that's kinda cringe that you said there...
One time I was playing der riese with my brother, when I was proning on the camping spot, I imagined Richtofen kicking his feet in the air
Literally my first thought.
So,
Richtoffen is sexually frustrated,
Nikolai is aloof,
Takeo is funnier than I imagined,
And Dempsey is still as Marine as ever.
Just like the old days
Dempsey isn’t wrong about a lot of things
Dempsey breaks 4th wall
Yes basically
Dempsey is the king of breaking the forth wall
3:00
Best. Quote. Ever.
scheissenein
sounded like he dropped his accent too
8:14 is also hilarious
4:39
Ikr
I love how at 5:58 you can hear Steve Blum cracking up at the line as he says it.
he sounds like hes gonna bust out laughing but he has to stay in character
When he says any that's the part that he is really trying to hold it in
😂
Wonder how many takes it took without him laughing
@@kr1spiez"bust"
1:16 that’s my favorite running gag on zombies. They made quick revive fish flavored literally every single character hates quick revive 😂😂
Except Takeo. He loves the flavor.
Thst goes accordingly LMFAO
@@jeffukarosta4500 That's cliche
@@kamikaze4172 No one fucking gives a shit.
@@kamikaze4172 bro takoe literally says he likes the flavor. There is quotes from him saying it tastes good.
5:11 me in a nutshell playing bo zombies
All of us in a nutshell, u mean?
I guess that means he just has pretty rotten luck. In Cold War Zombies I rarely get the box to move. Who else is bad at RNG here?
@@oblivionspongebob947 me, since it qualifies as gatcha
Mmmmmm hula girl
Me when I get a Shieva, Drakon or SVG-100
6:21 Little Nikolai, are you hurt? “No papa”
🤣🤣🤣
L I T T L E N I K O L A I
I started crying in laughter when I heard this line for the first time.
The way he said "No papa" tho
nO
ᵖᵃᵖᵃ
6:18 that is the greatest line I’ve never heard in zombies 😭😭😭
@random yt gamer can also be used as the laughing emoji
@random yt gamer they both can be used
@random yt gamer I know but I was just answering your question why he or she used it. Some people use it for both
2:00 “eenie meenie mighty SHOTGUN!” Has to be my favorite Richthofen line
War Vets finding a way to discipline their child:
Same
Are you sure not this 2:07
The only German who appreciated shotguns, compared to his colleagues during World War 1
@@Cr1msnF4dgerTrue...
3:00 Richthofen’s line seems so natural
Nolan north had fun with him
@@themastergluesniffer i remember him as the voice actor for soldier in expiration date
@@FED0RA He also voiced Nathan Drake from Uncharted, David from the last of us, and the Penguin from batman: Arkham series.
"I see one, two thr- oh sh-"
2:04 best line from richthofen
2:05 *RICHTOFEN SOUNDS INTENSFIES*
Laughing every DAMN TIME
Those sounds doh
@@yapyapthedestroyer2562 me in the morning late for school:Richtofen noises
3:00
To be honest he's just going to call the zombies to him
5:19 I like how Nikolai just turns Scottish half way through this quote
Oh God I can't unhear it
5:59 i like how he broke character with the laugh but they still kept it xD
Richtofen is literally the best Ultimis character.
Nikolai's my fave especially, “that stripper must’ve stolen my money”
you mean R-tofen
*Nikolai has joined the chat*
I really can’t decide, their all so cool
They all have their moments imo
2:09 cries in Richtofen sounds
8:43 is a hard mood😂
9:35 No fucking way did he actually tap the mic 😭
There vid of him doing it, it's so cool
935
@@Atomix96 PLEASE I CAN'T FIND IT
First of all WHAT MIC AND WHERE DID IT COME FROM
@@Jmcallqe7the mic the voice actor used to record the lines💀
8:14 I LIKE IT, I DO NOT KNOW WHY
I read that in a Richthofen voice because it literally sounds like something Richtofen would say
2:28 "my weapon is low on *HoUnOr* "
I mistook it for: "My weapon is low on humour"
6:51 Gets me every time 🤣
1:03 tell me I wasn't the only one who died laughing when Richtoffen said "YeEss"
4:39 that’s the first time Takeo made me cry laughing 😂
Same
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
3:12 made me laugh
As a wise man once said;
7:41 must be the best Nikolai voice line
8:31 is brutal, and the next one of Nikolai is the best for me
@@TheLeo12010 oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit
Little Nikolai?! U okaay? Yes papa🤣🤣
I AM WARNING YOU, I AM FLAMMABLE. hehe, pull my finger
8:43 me when I'm 1 hit away from death
10:03
Richtoffen: Now you can fit into gumball machine. And I could have a piece of you for a quarter. WHO HAS A QUARTER?
Dempsey?
Dempsey: *Monkey sound*
4:40
Character growth
" I wonder if this will turn richtofen into a hot chick?"
-Tank Dempsey
"Mmmmm Hula girl"
MMMMMMMMMMMMMM HULA GIRL
MmMmM hUlA gUrL
Mmmmm hula girl
Oh Ja it is so big und long dempsey!!
3:00 when you realise your the last one and you see how much teammates you have down
Like Sans said..
Wanna have a bad time
And then you realise your mega fucked
Yes yes yes true
@@ashtoncarney245 he does have the ray gun though
True
5:48 SUSSY RICTHOFEN
5:19 that line brought back a lot of memories
He sounded scottish as f* when he said that too.
6:02 love how he broke character for a little bit
1:10 LMAO I LOVE THAT SO MUCH
Rick is freaking gae
@@Spookiecherry21 it’s pronounced gæ
@@Spookiecherry21 yes
@@calebjones1977 ok
@@Spookiecherry21 i mean, it’s pretty obvious
"Without bullets,I'll have to resort to. . . STAHBBING!"
1:50
5:53 "If I had designed this, it would have sucked, and not blown. Ohoho!" Trust me it gets me sometimes because I get the joke.
Also Richtofen could of just used the wonder weapon in the Tranzit crew map even though it sucks because it breaks.
9:14 love this line btw.
Its fantastic
3:19 Why did you have to hit me? I called timeout!
7:09 bruh since 2010 I thought Nicolai was saying, “pretty & smelly, we in common.”
I need to find some ammunition! (Richtofen Noises) is my favorite
True, those noises though
2:04
@@only1ducc909 heh
I need to find some ammonium (Richtofen noises)
@@The_kerminator those noises though
5:54 Richtofen predicted D.I.E. Shockwave!
jet gun
Yea pretty sure it was the jet gun he possibly predicted
Isnt that Chaos and not Aether?
It does both
@@samirbelica2358 no it’s In the aether
10:03 Richtofen: now you can fit into a gum ball machine
*he said that but then he realizes their are gumball machines on BO3*
I played BO3 and he for the longest time never said the line and i thought they removed the line... then he said it and i was happy lmao
This is all that cold war is missing. Charming characters
"who needs a deadshot daiquiri? what ever tf that is"
Captain Price, Mason, Adler, Woods, The dude from Die Hard, We don't have the OGs, but at least CW has those options compared to Vanguard. *Though, I can't lie, Snoop Dogg was an interesting option😂*
3:05 SO WE GONNA LET THIS SLIDE
Pretty much
Pun intended? Has to be.
yes. yes we are.
He did slide though
Richtofen r@#ed Nikolai
4:24 me talking to myself every day
Ikr
And you're colorblind
Where did all the color go? Why’s there no power? Who am I talking to?
That is me every day.
* in the distance *
WHO'S WHO
8:23 Fire sale? Fire was way so o overpriced
9:30 Oh, that was a skill in Dead Rising.
4:39 that made me laugh my ass off
True words right there
4:43
1:59 "Eeny meeny mighty SHOTGUN!!!"
Finally someone say that
Indeed
@a there are subtitles too
2:38 I am warning you I am flammable
Pull my finger 😆 best line I need to use that lol
2:31
"Maybe if walk around like a zombie, they will ignore me?" LMFAOO 9:24
Richtofen is the masochist
Dempsey is the bully
Nikolai is the non serious kid
Takeo is the Asian
schools arent schools without em
No richtofen is the gay kid
@@themastergluesniffer when did he become gay
@@guywhoasked6046 “IT IS SO WET AND SLIPPERY AND JOYFUL HAHA JUST LIKE YOU NIKOLAI”
@@themastergluesniffer hes a masochist, look that up first
@@themastergluesniffer the only thing that makes him gay is him being a nazi
Most of Dempsey's quotes is either bitching to treyarch or threating the player
Or hula gurl
Mmmm hula girl.
Maybe it’ll turn Richthofen to Hula Girl.
9:50 "Nikolai Gets Max Ammo, and Max Vodka Too."
I love how Dempsey just breaks the 4th wall way too many times.
8:30 and the one after got me good 😂
I’ve never heard the “little Nikolai” line and now that I have my day is much better.
Dude got hit in the nuts
@@Pills__btw nah he just has a tiny version of himself in a pocket.
@@thenateshow4371 or he just carrys a puppet of himself
There are matroyshka dolls on moon aren't there maybe its related to that
Nikolai is referring to his trouser snake dude
Richthofens line at 1:12 gets me every time 😂
2:53 3:58 5:48 5:53 8:50 9:14
God, Richtofen is my favorite, I swear, I love him sm😂❤
1:47 & 2:17 - The mindset I wish to see more often, knowing when to improvise!
2:04 - The Reality in matchmaking...
I thought Richtofen said stahping 🤣
JUST LET ME HAVE A TURN WITH THE BOX GUYS PLZ
[Richthofen Sounds] 💀💀💀
Tbh the resorting to stabbing dialogue is the funniest ultimus Richtofen line, in my opinion.
The great thing about 4:34, player waits for him to finish the line before putting a shot down the barrel
It’s funny how Dempsey just breaks the fourth walls so many times it’s just hilarious
8:15 one of my favorite lines
6:18
nO PaPa
WHAT THE FUCK I LOVE THIS
*ⁿᵒ ᵖᵃᵖᵃ*
Łìttłé Ñìköłàį
The little Thüg
@@nvizl Łìttłé Ñìköłàį
Favourite quote from Nikolai 8:15. 7:41 8:00. 8:21. 8:31. 8:43. 0:06. 6:10
Favourite quote from Richthofen 1:34. 3:00. 5:49. 5:53. 9:14 8:50
Favourite quote from takeo quote 4:40
2:31 "I'm warning you, I'M FLAMMABLE!!"
**chuckle**
"Pull my finger"
Ok *pulls finger*
Demsey: "Hey player!! Drop the chips and get me some ammo!!
Me: 👁👄👁
When he tells you that you drop the ruffles and find ammunition
Ed Hernandez Silva but what if u have like 100 points...
@@javiermacias3401 knife dem on instakill
Ed Hernandez Silva but what if insta kill won’t spawn
@@javiermacias3401 prone near perk machines or nades
4:12 Nikolai on the moon
This was always one of my favourite Nikolai lines, few breaths left in your life? Sing a little song
These guys are a perfect friend group:
Richtofen: The sus one
Dempsey: The one everyone likes
Takeo: The one that is secretly funny and badass
Nikolai: The funny one
3:00 best line
4:40 2nd best line
8:14 3rd best line
5:10 4th best line
4:23 5th best line
5:49 gay line
5:52 another gay line
6:05 6th best line
"I see 1, 2, 3.... Oh shit"
the quality of the gun is not as important as a bad motherfucker holding it. hahaha
@@bluelynxworld4748 I see one to thr- oh shit
Lol
That 2nd one is wholesome
I love how Ultimis Richoften's whole joke is that he's gay.
*yes*
Or probably he is just insane
@@farisfaizzal9825 he is, the mpd
@@farisfaizzal9825 probably why he loves blood
3:05
I love how Dempsey is the only sentient one lmao
4:40 - Hearing Takeo say that was so genuinely surprising, my drink went out my nose
The people who voiced them must have had a lot of fun
They did. They had great, insanity-driven fun for a decade.
In fact, they had so much fun that at one point Treyarch was like: huh, they seem to be having fun, why don't we have a group recording session for once just to try it out? See what happens?
And they did!
And then Treyarch ended up burning the recording of "maximum fun" and never holding such a meeting ever again. For the safekeeping of any remaining purity in the world.
Fun story told by Nolan North and Steve Blum. Look em up with "retro replay" to hear more of such stories (they are wonderful dudes with awesome stories)
@@scarlettkara2762I can only imagine what was said these guys were already kinda of inappropriate and hilarious while separated that putting them all together was such good idea for comedy stand point but such awful and terrible idea for purpose of clean voice acting.
9:14 is my fave
Same
2:04 is my favorite richtofen line
2:24 WHAT?! that stripper must have stolen my money
Anybody else afraid of Dempsey now?
Yes 😶😑
No Dempsey is just self aware enough and realizes he keeps going into every map. He probably realizes hes immortal
@@rorya01ok37 if he’s immortal, why did he die in Tag?
@@3Guys1Video cutscenes
@@Sentient-Noodle damn...
5:52 he talkin about jet gun?? 😂
Joke?
yeah, pretty much
lmao
No the Decompressive isotopic Estrangement Shockwave
The reason why I said jet gun is, because richtofen said if he designed that he would’ve sucked, so maybe he designed the jet gun 😅😂
4:13 is hands-down the best
The fact that Richtoffen lost his german accent at 3:00 little bit makes it the best line
3:12 made me laugh but Nikolai is still my favorite
I will not explain this obvious world war II joke, otherwise it would make it unfunny
@@aboiofcolor to be honest I don’t think people really want to hear an explanation about the spike trap covered in shit
Its actually takeo
@@johngabriel334 ? I know
6:00
Ice staff
“Allow me to introduce myself”
Upgraded ice staff: “allow ME to introduce myself”
D.I.E Shockwave Bullet : Umm... I’ll let you guys handle this... Ima... just go... ok
Air is better
Winter's Howl: *Intense Crying*
Lightning bow: step aside ladys
8:50 the sound that zombie makes tho
I like how Dempsey breaks the fourth wall so many times and threatens us to come to our living rooms.
So this is what prolonged exposure to 115 does
2:03 I always gonna love that one XD
sauce?
pfp
(Richthofen sounds)
@@bf4k (More Richtofen sounds)
@@kr1spiez (even more Richtofen sounds)
"Without bullets, i'll have to resort to... STABBING!" 1:47 my all time favourite
SCHTABBING!
8:00 I always through it said “how do you say thank you in Indian”
1:42 Perfectly Cut Screams with Richtofen.
8:37 When your school gives you a surprise Algebra test and you didn't study for it.
6:27 My Vodka!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
1:16 I want an animation for this. 😂😂😂
gacha XD
No. Fu** Gacha
No GACHa. NO GAY GACHA.
well i mean i did say XD implying that i was kidding
@@lonewo1f603 how does "XD" imply its a joke?
That could be like
"Lmao your an orphan now! XD"
as you can see the "XD" Clearly made it a joke!
2:53 it did 😏
Me to...and it's and this describes me right now 😈 3:05
4:36
*bOoM*
6:05 Nikolai is MLG pro
Dude, never realized Richtofen was so sus for Nikolai.... damn
5:12 i love this nikolai line
“Where did all the colour go? Why is there no power? Who am I talking to?”
(Heads in the background after that time) “please”
2:04: I need to find some ammunition! (Richtofen sounds)
Best moment for him in my eyes
Same 💀💀💀😭😭😭
Unpopular opinion Ultimis is better than primis
Real
6:29 LOL