The Professionals Theme (Intro & Outro)

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  • Опубликовано: 3 дек 2024

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  • @adrianbrowne7874
    @adrianbrowne7874 10 месяцев назад +16

    RIP Laurie Johnson! He leaves behind an extremely expansive musical canon! This brilliant composer will be "greatly missed" im sure!!

    • @songsmith31a
      @songsmith31a 6 месяцев назад

      Indeed. A Number One for such memorable TV themes.

  • @GethinEvans-y3k
    @GethinEvans-y3k 10 месяцев назад +13

    Watched this on TV with Mam back in the day, I miss those days for sure. Sweeney, Only Fools and Horses, Steptoe and Son, some classic stuff back then.

  • @markzane8542
    @markzane8542 9 лет назад +131

    One of the best series ever.

  • @adriansherlockdamondark.1094
    @adriansherlockdamondark.1094 4 года назад +56

    As concepts go for an opening sequence for an action oriented show, this one is outstanding.

  • @theenglishalpinist5031
    @theenglishalpinist5031 3 года назад +20

    That's one fucking slick and pulverizing theme tune.

  • @oliverbennington-flair7235
    @oliverbennington-flair7235 5 лет назад +46

    as a 23 year old... i have to thank my dad for introducing me to shows like The Professionals, The Sweeney & Starsky & Hutch. absolutely brilliant and they definitely don't make them like they do anymore :((

    • @madselmvig1457
      @madselmvig1457 4 года назад +4

      I would recommend "Der Alte" from Germany also among the great police shows, and if humor need to be added then "The Persuaders!" were great

  • @tomsmith9208
    @tomsmith9208 4 года назад +22

    For me, this and the Sweeney are my favourite TV shows of all time, I love getting a few snacks ready, a hot drink and sticking on an episode from the box set. I also enjoy checking out the locations.

  • @macpdm
    @macpdm 3 года назад +14

    Loved this show RIP Lewis Collins. My dad (a drummer) always admired Laurie Johnson themes as he always kept the drums at the forefront & heavy.

  • @jamesgrayson3300
    @jamesgrayson3300 6 лет назад +34

    this theme brings back same great memories of watching this show on saturday nights with my Dad....

  • @gentsw13
    @gentsw13 2 года назад +2

    ... and i was paid to sit through this made by and produced by London Weekend Television - GREAT!

  • @sundelight8230
    @sundelight8230 3 года назад +36

    America had Starsky and Hutch we had Bodie and Doyle 🙂

  • @Gleedog
    @Gleedog 2 года назад +14

    Just turned 17 the other day and this song came into my head… used to watch this with my old man all the time when I was younger, as well as The Sweeney, Minder, all them sorts. Proper telly

    • @Gleedog
      @Gleedog 2 года назад +2

      @@AdrianJayeOnline Are you forgetting channels like Challenge still air old shows like Bullseye? Why would I lie about it 😂

    • @Gleedog
      @Gleedog 2 года назад +2

      @@AdrianJayeOnline Don’t care old man

  • @johnchristiancanda3320
    @johnchristiancanda3320 2 года назад +4

    It was aired on GMA-7 in the early 1980's and on PTV-4 in the late 1990's here in the Philippines.

  • @bluethunder6801
    @bluethunder6801 3 года назад +10

    Two words for this....THE BEST !

  • @WalterSobchak1000
    @WalterSobchak1000 2 года назад +10

    Laurie Johnson was a true genius, so many great theme tunes

    • @carolebarker2195
      @carolebarker2195 Год назад

      He even did the theme for "No Hiding Place", another cop show in the early 60's.

  • @HHIto
    @HHIto 6 лет назад +46

    I met Lewis while at LAC Jury Duty. A wonderful man, loved his family, his boys. Didn't realize he was an actor until a month after opening arguments (trial) , he very quietly mentioned it to me. I was thrilled. We became good friends, lost touch after the trial. I was deeply saddened to hear of his death. I lost a good friend, a decent man, who dearly loved his family and country (UK).

    • @macpdm
      @macpdm 3 года назад +2

      RIP and respect to Lewis Collins

  • @gamingcentral9596
    @gamingcentral9596 3 года назад +3

    Best programme I've seen

  • @lonasimpresasmonterrey7599
    @lonasimpresasmonterrey7599 Год назад +5

    BRITISH TACTICAL TEAM
    , GREAT ARRIVING IN STYLE IN A ROLL-ROYCE

  • @socceraswelikeit-themanutd1243
    @socceraswelikeit-themanutd1243 5 лет назад +6

    That intro was too so great , the Rolls Royce roaring down the bend, classic , loved it as a kid

    • @zurcherzurich213
      @zurcherzurich213 2 года назад

      I prefer the intro with Cowley's Granada!
      Had several of them... ;)

  • @telekommandant
    @telekommandant 5 лет назад +20

    Special operation team from CI5 drives up in a Rolls Royce. They've got class, definitely!

  • @jonblazeinc
    @jonblazeinc Год назад +2

    This and Sweeney some of my favourite shows as a kid in the 80s

  • @AnthonyJordanWairoaboyNZ
    @AnthonyJordanWairoaboyNZ 9 лет назад +27

    in New Zealand this series was well up there over the best of them...such fine acting and to think history repeats itself with thier subsequent tv appearances

    • @davidk7672
      @davidk7672 4 года назад +1

      I was too young to appreciate it back then. Now, just by watching the intro gives me goosebumps..

    • @bryanpalmer9660
      @bryanpalmer9660 3 года назад

      This was the original opening credits-i believe the producers of. the show later felt this wasn't in keeping with the image of the show and introduced a new intro-I much prefer this one

  • @tracyisland65
    @tracyisland65 Год назад +2

    Much needed today I think

  • @frank87698
    @frank87698 9 лет назад +22

    Great series and music !!

  • @thomasbergermann3695
    @thomasbergermann3695 4 года назад +4

    Thank you for upload. Cowley and Bodie, rest in peace.

  • @michaellanghoff8990
    @michaellanghoff8990 8 лет назад +7

    by far the best series ever

  • @rickrivethead
    @rickrivethead Год назад +1

    Love everything about this. The music's fantastic!!

  • @firepower158
    @firepower158 2 года назад +9

    Cowley is so impatient, that it's a wonder he didn't leave without them.

  • @tonytemple5776
    @tonytemple5776 7 лет назад +5

    That roller just don't wanna skid, no surprise, its a roll boat lol
    Top show, massive theme.

  • @elektrazap1
    @elektrazap1 2 года назад +4

    They really get out of that moving car super fast. Great stuff. Love it!

    • @thegame6141
      @thegame6141 2 года назад

      Because of the flatulences

  • @joshsheekey5512
    @joshsheekey5512 3 года назад +5

    This theme is so bouncy and cool the professionals aired between 1977 and 1983 and starred the great Gordon Jackson, Lewis Collins and Martin Shaw

  • @Dan.50
    @Dan.50 Год назад +6

    This opening is better than anything on television today.

    • @superplushtiman7ti075
      @superplushtiman7ti075 Год назад

      Although it seems ITV are obsessed with this show
      As there's re-runs on ITV 4 at a semi-regular basis

    • @HarrisMiller-qw6xh
      @HarrisMiller-qw6xh Год назад

      Second one wasn't too bad either

  • @ligeiasinistra879
    @ligeiasinistra879 Год назад +2

    Brian Clemens... The brain behind one the best 70's shows out of old UK: "Thriller"
    My mom absolute favorite: A Coffin for the Bride.

  • @jacquelinefortune8621
    @jacquelinefortune8621 Год назад +1

    I used to hum this theme tune every time I jumped into my dad's Capri when I was a kid 😅

  • @socceraswelikeit-themanutd1243
    @socceraswelikeit-themanutd1243 5 лет назад +7

    Loved it, the Ford Capris cars they drove , Doyle- Martin shaw is the only living CI5 member still alive , Cowley - Gordon Jckson - RIP, Lewis Collins - Boide - RIP, Great show

    • @TheGadgetMonkeyOG
      @TheGadgetMonkeyOG 4 года назад

      One other CI5 member of note still around: loose cannon "Mad" Tommy MacKay (John Castle)

    • @anahartley8110
      @anahartley8110 3 года назад

      Yeah it was just an Unparalleled series. Series' in those days (when I was 9) were just the Real Deal. U don't get that Quality anymore. I am from Cambridge and there is nothing like that era, esp were I was from. I actually miss it. Nothing is dependable these days from technology, tv, even people.

    • @anahartley8110
      @anahartley8110 3 года назад

      F Ford Capris yeah, my friend bought one in 2010 and had a great time in it. Even the cars were better made...Ford Capri is a bloody classic for sure. No chassis anymore...

  • @deemdoubleu
    @deemdoubleu 2 года назад +1

    Got to be up there with the best theme tunes ever

  • @rebeccaappleby5986
    @rebeccaappleby5986 5 лет назад +3

    My dance school are doing a TV themed show and my group is dancing to this along with The Bill and The Sweeney, can’t wait for the awesomeness!

    • @Ooooomatron
      @Ooooomatron Год назад

      The TV show for men and your generation are going to dance to it fcuk off

  • @jonathanmuscella4825
    @jonathanmuscella4825 10 лет назад +62

    bring back the 70s God dammit.

    • @hanslesolo
      @hanslesolo 7 лет назад +6

      Jonathan Muscella Earth,wind&fire, Star wars and the six million dollar man. Yes!!

    • @nicky29031977
      @nicky29031977 7 лет назад +9

      spot on mate....not just the tv series....but also a world without internet, pc's or mobile phones.

    • @nicky29031977
      @nicky29031977 4 года назад +2

      @Executive Decision People lived well all the same and times were better.

    • @nicky29031977
      @nicky29031977 4 года назад +4

      @Executive Decision This technology that you speak of is ruining jobs and rendering humans too lazy and useless.

    • @malcolmmitchell6529
      @malcolmmitchell6529 3 года назад

      Yes, our army in northern ireland, bombs. What fun it was.

  • @andrewbarten7347
    @andrewbarten7347 Год назад +1

    There's something deliciously perverse about driving a Rolls Royce like it's a 5 Series 😁

  • @batphink2655
    @batphink2655 3 года назад +3

    One of the best Police TV shows from the uk along with the Sweeny and The Protectors!

  • @debravenning948
    @debravenning948 10 месяцев назад +1

    Gives you goose bumps 🥇👏👏👏💪👍🇭🇲🚬

  • @LivviEquestrian
    @LivviEquestrian 7 лет назад +28

    bring back gordon jackson and the 2 boys he called 37 and 45 terrorists around london today would not stand a chance!

  • @davidk7672
    @davidk7672 4 года назад +1

    fookin stellar!!

  • @patriciocabalojr.451
    @patriciocabalojr.451 4 месяца назад

    I love this series when I was a kid this is the first action tv series every Thursday evening.

  • @untalan1056
    @untalan1056 4 года назад +13

    Lewis Collins was awesome in the movie " The Final Option " ( Who dares Win ) as a former SAS agent who went rogue and infiltrated an underground anti-nuke group who seized the US Embassy in London

    • @jimdevon9550
      @jimdevon9550 2 года назад +2

      Wanted the James Bond role
      Never got it.

    • @FlamingoPublications
      @FlamingoPublications 2 года назад +1

      @@jimdevon9550 sad as he would have made one hell of a Bond

    • @FlamingoPublications
      @FlamingoPublications 2 года назад

      Just ordered the movie Who Dares Win based on your recommendation.

    • @jimdevon9550
      @jimdevon9550 2 года назад

      @@FlamingoPublications
      Apparently he turned up for interview on his motorbike in leathers.The reason for his failure to get the part was the US market. He remained disappointed for some time.

    • @FlamingoPublications
      @FlamingoPublications 2 года назад +2

      @@jimdevon9550 I always wonder why some people are casted in a role that others don't get. As an American woman, I would have died to see Lewis as Bond. Miscastings go on all the time. And then when a movie or TV show does not do well, they blame the actor. Bond was a known bankable commodity except one time and maybe that bit them in the butt. On He Majesty's Secret Service. I recent read some of the recent critic reviews and many had them softened with time but the fact that George Lazenby was only in one Bond must have left it's mark on Broccoli.

  • @sunnydays5742
    @sunnydays5742 3 года назад +8

    80s TV theme tunes. Epic!!

  • @TheGenreman
    @TheGenreman 10 месяцев назад +1

    RIP Laurie Johnson, classic theme tune

  • @andrewbarton2
    @andrewbarton2 Месяц назад +1

    Grew up in the 70s watching Brit TV shows where they drove Jags, Rolls-Royces and Range Rovers like loons. They were the days!

  • @rogerwalker2892
    @rogerwalker2892 2 месяца назад

    I'm 56 and this theme song in my opinion ranks up there with the very best themes of all time.

  • @TheDosshouse
    @TheDosshouse 7 лет назад +71

    This plus The Sweeney.Great politically incorrect entertainment.They simply don't make 'em like this any more.Pity.

    • @dailygurrilavideos
      @dailygurrilavideos 3 года назад +1

      Politically incorrect? You realise that one of the first episodes was never broadcast in the UK right?

    • @mungulor
      @mungulor 3 года назад +3

      They still show them on ITV4, it's great daytime watching - Sweeney, Avengers, Professionals and Minder

    • @Cheezwizzz
      @Cheezwizzz 3 года назад +2

      What about Life on Mars and Ashes to Ashes, DCI Gene Hunt about as politically incorrect as possible!! Great shows!

    • @johnharts7798
      @johnharts7798 3 года назад +5

      I wouldn't say they weren't politically correct. For a gritty police show it's notable that none of the 53 episodes contained any swearing. No "fuck" or "cunt" or "dickhead" which is unrealistic for hard drinking coppers. They stuck with the rules of the time. Still, two great shows.

    • @PoppyCorn144
      @PoppyCorn144 2 года назад

      They were politically correct for the time.
      I swear people who hate political correctness live in a rose coloured bubble, where everything was better when you could say “darkie” with impunity.

  • @danielyaco4561
    @danielyaco4561 7 лет назад +4

    Excelente serie. Muy bien hecha incluso para la epoca

  • @michaeljw3602
    @michaeljw3602 3 года назад +3

    Should be our national anthem

  • @rafaelbaraldo9526
    @rafaelbaraldo9526 4 года назад +1

    La veia siempre alla por los años 83' 84' . Inolvidable serie !!!

  • @davidb4192
    @davidb4192 3 года назад +109

    Those were the days when men were real men, and TV was real TV.

    • @khalidbinwaleed5072
      @khalidbinwaleed5072 3 года назад +13

      True but was a balance as well because you could be masculine with long hair

    • @pressureworks
      @pressureworks 3 года назад

      So us men who were real men at that time, are no longer real men ?? Thanks alot

    • @cnevill2
      @cnevill2 3 года назад +8

      Exactly! I remember days when I was pursued to school by bad guys in a mk3 cortina and the inevitable shoot outs. Great days!

    • @PrisonerMusic
      @PrisonerMusic 2 года назад +4

      Yep. The professionals was absolutely the coolest thing on tv back in the day.

    • @richardtriance5207
      @richardtriance5207 2 года назад +2

      prefer RuyPaul's drag race.

  • @zanegrey4720
    @zanegrey4720 4 года назад +1

    A classic tv show.

  • @bensaunders8477
    @bensaunders8477 Год назад +2

    This is my boxing ring intro music!

  • @philoshaughnessy906
    @philoshaughnessy906 5 лет назад +18

    Who goes to an obstacle course in a Rolls?

    • @Mk7adxm
      @Mk7adxm 3 года назад +5

      The CI5 lads do

    • @steveobrien7125
      @steveobrien7125 3 года назад +6

      George fucking Cowley that's who son

    • @D20Music
      @D20Music 3 года назад +1

      @@steveobrien7125 just as I was thinking it…

  • @terrymck216
    @terrymck216 6 лет назад +2

    Stunning TV theme tune from an iconic ground breaking cop show on ITV 1982 London weekend television this was awesome Martin Shaw Lewis Collins Gordon Jackson this was massive in the UK usually shown at weekends dealing with then taboo stuff racism sexism terrorism bungs scandals spying !!! Loved it big part of my growing up as a child !!!

  • @nickforbes-warren6602
    @nickforbes-warren6602 6 лет назад +3

    God gave us life . . . GORDON JACKSON!

  • @karlsmith8212
    @karlsmith8212 6 лет назад +6

    I bought the box set of the Sweeney, wish I’d put that money towards this box set instead.

  • @igorgarcia1231
    @igorgarcia1231 3 года назад

    Excelente serie y gran soundtrack...!!!

  • @CreepingSpleen
    @CreepingSpleen 2 года назад +2

    That version of the titles should have a voice over from Cowley. I can't remember the exact wording, but it starts something like "Anarchy. Acts of terror. Crimes against the public."

    • @firepower158
      @firepower158 2 года назад +3

      Yes. That's right. Cowley was explaining how " The Professionals " do their job.

    • @esmeephillips5888
      @esmeephillips5888 Год назад

      'I've got special men.' Lucky old Major Cowley.

  • @karlsmith8212
    @karlsmith8212 6 лет назад +4

    Their halfway down the road before Cowley starts that Stopwatch, Classic

    • @lakrids-pibe
      @lakrids-pibe 4 года назад

      I never thought about that! Hahaha!
      I can't unsee it now!

  • @terrymck216
    @terrymck216 6 лет назад +10

    Awesome banging TV soundtrack I love this series brilliant acting from Martin Shaw Lewis Collins Gordon Jackson first shown on ITV London weekend TV 1977-82 this was ground breaking dealing with rascism fraud social issues and that was just from the police

    • @socceraswelikeit-themanutd1243
      @socceraswelikeit-themanutd1243 5 лет назад +1

      Yes it was , I preferred it to Starsky and Hutch, they both could drive very well, only Starksy drove back then

    • @tomf4547
      @tomf4547 2 года назад

      Gotta say Lewis Collins was a dreadful actor, only one pouty expresion 😉

  • @gaugeonesteam
    @gaugeonesteam 2 года назад +2

    I bet it took several takes to film them getting in and out of the Roll-Royce so quickly without a hitch.

  • @thomasbergermann3695
    @thomasbergermann3695 7 лет назад +2

    Beware it in our Hearts :-)

  • @oliverbennington-flair7235
    @oliverbennington-flair7235 4 года назад +7

    Might be an unpopular opinion but I actually preferred this title sequence of the assault course for the professionals! Compared to the one used in series 2 to 4

    • @jameswaldron781
      @jameswaldron781 3 года назад +1

      Certainly nice to see that Roller being put through its paces!

    • @becxalxbm7055
      @becxalxbm7055 2 года назад +2

      absolutley the best intro was the first one... just watched it for the first time in many years and im back there in 77....lol

  • @Littletime839
    @Littletime839 Год назад +2

    I just watched ep1 on Amazon. There is a bit where Bodie saves a woman by smacking her so hard he knocks her out, then he rips her blouse open down to her bra retrieve a hand grenade which he throws before laying on top of her. When she comes to he wipes the dust off her breasts and ties what's left of her blouse back up again smirking at her all the while!

  • @Setebos
    @Setebos 2 года назад +2

    Created by Brian Clemens . . . music by Laurie Johnson . . . what's not to like?

  • @strawdogs111
    @strawdogs111 3 года назад +1

    Magic TV MOVIE,THE BEST '80.

  • @GusTube1980
    @GusTube1980 6 лет назад +17

    the British Starsky & Hutch??

    • @karlsmith8212
      @karlsmith8212 5 лет назад +2

      Could you next time say it’s as good as ‘The Bill’, you may get a bit more credibility

    • @karlsmith8212
      @karlsmith8212 5 лет назад +2

      I’ve never heard a worse compatibility issues

    • @ronanc5914
      @ronanc5914 5 лет назад +1

      Laurel and Hardey 😊

    • @lakrids-pibe
      @lakrids-pibe 4 года назад

      Who and who? Never heard about them?

    • @GusTube1980
      @GusTube1980 4 года назад +1

      @@karlsmith8212 they never was the same, but the influence is clear. I saw both shows many years ago

  • @tomf4547
    @tomf4547 2 года назад

    Haha, found this after having a brain wave. Gonna play this thru my speaker when I drive into the next classic car show in my Capri 🤣🚗👌

  • @shandywarhol4444
    @shandywarhol4444 2 года назад +1

    I actually loved Lewis Collins. Lol. Kx❤️🤍💙🇬🇧

  • @Keith7-z4s
    @Keith7-z4s Год назад

    Era "la serie". Imperdible.🌎🇦🇷🇬🇧

  • @kingtriplebbb5347
    @kingtriplebbb5347 6 лет назад +2

    The Video is awesome, we really don't see them like that anymore 🤔

  • @jonsmith20766
    @jonsmith20766 5 лет назад +4

    This should have been used instead of usual opening. Two great Englishmen, Collins and Shaw, playing two great Englishmen, Bodie and Doyle.

  • @allankelly2500
    @allankelly2500 6 лет назад +2

    #CarryOn with #TheProfessionals

  • @DarkForcesStudio
    @DarkForcesStudio 2 года назад +1

    Punchin' shit and jumpin' in a Jag.. What's not to like?!!!

  • @joannegeoghegan3006
    @joannegeoghegan3006 Год назад +1

    Years ago someone used The Crystal Maze theme tune instead and I thought that was very fitting and hilarious 😂 but seriously I do like this programme.

  • @oliverbennington-flair7235
    @oliverbennington-flair7235 Год назад +2

    The Americans had Starsky & Hutch… us British had Bodie & Doyle😎

    • @KG84C
      @KG84C 16 дней назад

      We watched them both here in Australia.

  • @danvitesse
    @danvitesse 3 года назад +1

    They got down that zip line in the warehouse and through the wooden window faster than they got in the car hahahaha

  • @michaeljordan5279
    @michaeljordan5279 5 лет назад +1

    Muy bueno

  • @Ashfaq1999
    @Ashfaq1999 3 года назад

    Classic.

  • @RedCard94
    @RedCard94 8 лет назад +11

    The main theme almost sounds like the People's Court theme

    • @stupot4686
      @stupot4686 7 лет назад +5

      Red Card Significantly, the People's Court theme was also composed by a British composer and was originally part of the soundtrack to an ITV crime drama series called "The Hanged Man".

  • @peterjamesmmbago4433
    @peterjamesmmbago4433 7 месяцев назад +1

    0:00 Kinda of reminds me of Lalo Schrifin's Enter the Dragon at the beginning ...

  • @davidwaterhouse2552
    @davidwaterhouse2552 2 года назад +1

    Great Series, Brilliant Theme music, Loved Doyle, but Lewis Collins as Bodie? I loved him, he SHOULD have been James Bond in the same way that Brian Clough should have been England Football manager! Gordon Jackson was great too, very authoritarian ! dx

  • @NeilSummers
    @NeilSummers 3 года назад +3

    Oh God - I hope sensitive Millenials don't start getting upset at the machismo and misogyny. It was the 70s!

  • @oliverbustoshuanca1838
    @oliverbustoshuanca1838 4 года назад +1

    Feroz intro, comandos británicos al servicio de la policia, excelente.

  • @TheTenfoureight
    @TheTenfoureight Год назад

    アクションTVドラマで最高傑作だと思う、マジで。

  • @jody1367
    @jody1367 5 лет назад

    Oh man. Sunday nights. Minder these guys. Halcyon days.

  • @Argentino-we3zv
    @Argentino-we3zv 4 года назад

    Magnífico.

  • @manonymous4737
    @manonymous4737 4 месяца назад

    My ringtone. Everyone knows they have to wait for the finish before I pick up

  • @rhodesianridgeback4718
    @rhodesianridgeback4718 3 года назад +1

    Manley Men, doing Manley things. 🤣

  • @CAL1MBO
    @CAL1MBO 2 месяца назад +1

    Who else is here after the final episode of the Grand Tour?

  • @佐藤真奈-t6x
    @佐藤真奈-t6x Год назад

    また見たいドラマ

  • @Finne72
    @Finne72 5 месяцев назад

    This was the real deal. Lewis Collins passed the SAS qualification. Real men, real action.

    • @boofuls
      @boofuls 5 месяцев назад +2

      He was also on the short list to play bond .. Roger Moore got it

    • @Finne72
      @Finne72 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@boofuls Bond would had suited him well

  • @djhatstand7312
    @djhatstand7312 4 года назад +1

    Where's the car going through the glass at the start? 🤔

  • @TheCirclecourt
    @TheCirclecourt 2 месяца назад

    rare to see this now,as most episodes have the one with .cowley in the office,doyle on the oil refinery and bodie boxing,This stll an exciting opening though?

  • @tonydization
    @tonydization 4 года назад +1

    Come on lets go !!! shouts Jackson. So they get away in a Rolls Royce, LMHO. Loved it, and title music was great too but that title sequence (before it was changed) was so silly.

  • @jayswain1972
    @jayswain1972 11 месяцев назад

    Heavy heavy funk