Santa Clause 3 - First Viewing

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  • @ChannelAwesome
    @ChannelAwesome  4 года назад +105

    What other Christmas movies should we cover in the future?
    Watch the Nostalgia Critic review of Santa Clause 3 - ruclips.net/video/d3IiywQyAJc/видео.html
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    • @platypusbunneh
      @platypusbunneh 4 года назад +10

      Barbie in the Nutcracker. I'm not joking.
      Tim Curry plays the Mouse King; it's amazing.

    • @andrewwall4250
      @andrewwall4250 4 года назад +2

      Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: The Movie. (1998) Starring John Goodman, Debbie Reynolds, Eric Idle and Whoopi Goldberg.

    • @AstroSpark3
      @AstroSpark3 4 года назад

      Infinity war

    • @sullivanbard
      @sullivanbard 4 года назад +2

      The Story of Santa Claus. It has Ed Asner as Santa, Betty White as Mrs. Claus, and Tim Curry as a wizard elf.

    • @muhammadamrimohdrashidi8107
      @muhammadamrimohdrashidi8107 4 года назад +1

      Mlp Best Gift Ever

  • @Lowkeylie
    @Lowkeylie 4 года назад +408

    “The first one-“
    “It’s for little kids, yeah.”
    Quotes from said movie:
    “1-800-SpankMe”
    “Dad, you’re flying!”
    “It’s ok, I grew up in the 60s.”
    “I sleep NAKED. BUCK NAKED.”
    Also they literally kill Santa in the first movie. Don’t get me wrong, I love the first movie, but I do think the first movie had a bit of a cynical bent to offset the more saccharine and positive elements.

    • @SweenyTodd98
      @SweenyTodd98 4 года назад +32

      not to mention Scott/Santa straight up kidnaps Charlie towards the end and we as the audience are just supposed to be ok with it.

    • @Indigo_Polarity
      @Indigo_Polarity 4 года назад +37

      I’ve always found the whole concept kinda messed up? Is Santa just a parasitic entity that possesses whoever kills its previous host? Is it the same thing for the other mascots? Was the Easter bunny once human?

    • @dangurney1042
      @dangurney1042 4 года назад +17

      And it was rated PG before every kids movie was rated PG.

    • @SukiNoKoe
      @SukiNoKoe 4 года назад +9

      They need to rewatch that first movie; I bet they'd change their minds after hearing the dialogue again lol

    • @Lowkeylie
      @Lowkeylie 4 года назад +1

      Forbidden Multiverse Ok that concept is actually kinda fascinating and would make a great short story or comic book.
      Kinda reminds me of that story someone (Neil Gaiman I think?) did about Santa who was trapped in inescapable immortality and suffering forced into a cycle of delivering presents every Christmas.

  • @CrazyWarriorCatLady
    @CrazyWarriorCatLady 4 года назад +377

    Wow, the horrifying Santa-face chimney scared the cat right out of the room.

  • @naughtycicero1460
    @naughtycicero1460 4 года назад +428

    "You're just a guy who smells like a cookie."
    WHAT THE F*&K DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!?!?!?!
    I'm losing my mind from Doug and Rob's constant laughing.

    • @icecreamhero2375
      @icecreamhero2375 4 года назад +16

      He smells like cookies because he is santa. He eats them all day.

    • @naughtycicero1460
      @naughtycicero1460 4 года назад +12

      @@icecreamhero2375 But Tim Allen's not Santa anymore. And cookies smell amazing, which is not the situation he is in.

    • @moviestar1296
      @moviestar1296 4 года назад +14

      Even Tim Allen looks confused by that line

    • @icecreamhero2375
      @icecreamhero2375 4 года назад +3

      @@naughtycicero1460 Perhaps he is still fat and eats them all day.

    • @VicenteTorresAliasVits
      @VicenteTorresAliasVits 4 года назад

      @Kirsten Mcneely Martha?!

  • @DavidSmith-tc7mo
    @DavidSmith-tc7mo 4 года назад +209

    One of the only things I unironically like about this movie is when Jack Frost yells, "I INVENTED CHILL!"

    • @jamiegdubois
      @jamiegdubois 4 года назад +12

      The other part, which I’d totally forgotten about until I saw it in the review because I haven’t felt the need to rewatch this movie more than once haha, is when the in-laws get to the North Pole and all the elves have on a bunch of sweatshirts, hats, scarves, etc from Roots (a Canadian clothing brand) and then other apparel that just says “Canada” on it. Maybe it’s just my style of humour but I remember that being one of the few genuine chuckles I got from this movie. 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @questworldiangreenknight7455
      @questworldiangreenknight7455 Год назад +3

      Same!!! 😂

    • @alexgunderson1422
      @alexgunderson1422 11 месяцев назад +2

      My favorite parts is jack frost himself

    • @ethanstoeckel3901
      @ethanstoeckel3901 10 месяцев назад +2

      It would be really hillarous if he shouted " I was Frozen today!"

    • @GlitchyHalo
      @GlitchyHalo 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@alexgunderson1422same I was disappointed when he was redeemed and had on his “melted” look I much prefer his icy look

  • @Goremaid
    @Goremaid 4 года назад +386

    I love how Chaplin just *runs* when the fireplace opens

    • @LegendPurpleDragon152
      @LegendPurpleDragon152 4 года назад +30

      Goremaid 3:13 Oh my gosh he does!

    • @cyruskuria5165
      @cyruskuria5165 4 года назад +30

      He was like "fuck this I'm out!!!"

    • @Grim_Sister
      @Grim_Sister 4 года назад +29

      “HOLY SHIT! Knew I shouldn’t have taken all that catnip!”

    • @AzLolFun
      @AzLolFun 4 года назад +24

      Goremaid "gosh that foreplace was scary. I'm Chaplin!"

    • @LegitMan335
      @LegitMan335 4 года назад +5

      Goremaid I’m Petster
      *no your not!*

  • @kacievines2990
    @kacievines2990 4 года назад +129

    6:18 - D’aaaw. Chaplin being a good boy and resting/warming himself up on Critic’s lap.
    .....
    .....
    “I’M CHAPLIN!” :3

  • @unoriginal1562
    @unoriginal1562 4 года назад +346

    “This is what Canadians look like”
    Rob: “You’re Santa Clause aren’t you?”

  • @Mister.Zandman
    @Mister.Zandman 4 года назад +201

    3:18 the Santa scream was so creepy it scared Chaplin away

  • @TreeckoJedi9
    @TreeckoJedi9 4 года назад +130

    "Am I David Tennanting this, or Michael Sheening this?" Was that a reference to Good Omens? God I love you guys XD

  • @marktapia8327
    @marktapia8327 4 года назад +146

    Fun fact: Santa Clause 2 was originally given the subtitle, The Escape Clause.

    • @johnsmithy9850
      @johnsmithy9850 4 года назад +5

      3*

    • @akufromthefuture7159
      @akufromthefuture7159 4 года назад +6

      i remember it being called that when it came out

    • @erics.czernecki7333
      @erics.czernecki7333 3 года назад +4

      It was mainly for trailers. Once it got to theaters, it was just The Santa Clause 2, no subtitles.

    • @Duckmaster100
      @Duckmaster100 3 месяца назад +1

      I remember that Santa clause 2 the Mrs clause where this on number 3 had that subtle

  • @DarkKnightofAnime
    @DarkKnightofAnime 4 года назад +193

    Apparently from what I heard no one wanted to work on this movie which is why everyone on set has a dead-eyed look or so many awkward moments of pause before a line is delivered so take that however you want internet but just based off that little bit of information I don’t think Doug was very off in his review about the actors looking like they have no direction
    Short Definitely is the best thing in the film though just from how it always feels like his performance is cranked up to 100 while he’s chewing the scenery

    • @ztslovebird
      @ztslovebird 4 года назад +3

      DeathKnightofAnime That makes too much sense.

    • @VicenteTorresAliasVits
      @VicenteTorresAliasVits 4 года назад +4

      They probably were under contract since it's a sequel.

    • @junco88
      @junco88 4 года назад +2

      Yes, totally only ever liked the movie for one of my oldest favorite actors Martin Short!

    • @pkmntrainermark8881
      @pkmntrainermark8881 4 года назад +1

      I INVENTED CHILL!

    • @junco88
      @junco88 4 года назад +1

      PKMN Trainer Mark ahahahaaa yeeees, I imitated that line a lot XD

  • @mathewgodfrey1517
    @mathewgodfrey1517 4 года назад +262

    The first one was a great movie for kids and adults.
    The second one was "Sequel Ok." *(To my memory, don't know how well it has aged)*
    The third one, never saw it. *(No Bernard? Seriously?)*

    • @LordZula
      @LordZula 4 года назад +11

      Mathew Godfrey Bernard’s actor was busy working on a tv show.

    • @icecreamhero2375
      @icecreamhero2375 4 года назад +6

      Bernard was too old to be in this movie and Elves have to stay short.

    • @LordZula
      @LordZula 4 года назад +15

      icecream hero
      Bernard’s actor was 16 in the first movie and 24 in the second one. He was already tall.

    • @icecreamhero2375
      @icecreamhero2375 4 года назад +3

      @@LordZula Oh oops my mistake.

    • @averymerrick
      @averymerrick 4 года назад +8

      Zoboomafoo The Dark Pharaoh
      Busy with Numb3rs, a crime series.

  • @bluestar2059
    @bluestar2059 4 года назад +83

    Sad you skipped on the best blooper.
    "You don't look like Santa!"
    "WELL! I! AM!"

  • @tomsoar102
    @tomsoar102 4 года назад +90

    I adore these 'firtst viewings'!
    "You're just an old man who smells like a cookie." ( Look of creepy confusion at what he just said!?) 😂

  • @haileyroberts1103
    @haileyroberts1103 4 года назад +45

    Rob: "Who needs MAGIC? Just...y'know, find a quick way to make money."
    Also Rob: "Well, the chart says-"

    • @cbolanz1
      @cbolanz1 9 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂

  • @gavinnorris6348
    @gavinnorris6348 4 года назад +128

    What bothers me about this series is in the first one he became Santa Claus due to the contract. Ok. Then in the second one the contract states that to be Santa Claus you need a Mrs. Claus. Ok. Sure. Makes sense in a kids movie.
    But that leaves the question of what happened to the first Santa's wife? Must have been one for there to be an active Santa. Where did she go? Does she know her husband died? There couldn't have been a funeral since he magic-ed away. Did she get tossed back into her old life after being gone for however long. Little messed up to me

    • @FireflyArc
      @FireflyArc 4 года назад +18

      That's a really good question!

    • @CatoftheStorm
      @CatoftheStorm 4 года назад +17

      And that would have been a good plot for the third movie (or even second): the former Mrs. Clause wants revenge for the death of her husband.

    • @justiceh3599
      @justiceh3599 4 года назад +12

      When Santa died, Mrs. Claus died. It's in the clause.

    • @tourieanne
      @tourieanne 4 года назад +2

      I was literally asking the same thing the other day. Seriously what happened to her?

    • @donavanandrews8012
      @donavanandrews8012 4 года назад +2

      If they make a 4th one of these it would be intreasting plot device. Haveing the previous ms.claus show up and age up the kid from this one.

  • @RickRaptor105
    @RickRaptor105 4 года назад +34

    "These children look so miserable! I LOVE IT!"
    Doug Walker, biggest Christmas fan in the world, while talking about a Christmas movie

  • @Whyistomatoafruit
    @Whyistomatoafruit 3 года назад +13

    Chaplin sprawled out on critic’s legs, chill AF, is the cutest thing ever ❤️

  • @ThanksHermione
    @ThanksHermione 4 года назад +64

    Imagine if Doug had to give Rob the Heimlich maneuver for that cough drop he almost choked on.

  • @wolfboy7778
    @wolfboy7778 4 года назад +61

    "For little kids"? They killed santa in like the first 15 minutes!

    • @francyflynn
      @francyflynn 4 года назад +9

      A FAAAAMILY picture

    • @RVered
      @RVered 3 года назад +1

      I just rewatched it. It's VERY kid-oriented. There are small adult moments sprinkled in a pool of jolly music, goofy sound effects, and VERY childish moments. At the end, when his ex-wife's husband looks at him all googly-eyed and goes "Santa?!" is an exemplar of this movie's cheesiness. Yeah, they killed Santa accompanied by goofy sound effects, a complete lack of seriousness, and an instant shift to cheesiness. Looney Tunes and Tom And Jerry had far darker moments.

  • @themovieguru1094
    @themovieguru1094 3 года назад +16

    Fun fact: This movie came out on the same year Little Miss Sunshine was released in theaters, which also starred Alan Arkin and Abigail Breslin, with the former winning an Oscar for Best Supporting Actor, while the latter was nominated was Best Supporting Actress.

  • @johnstriker480
    @johnstriker480 4 года назад +18

    10:30 Perfect opportunity to say ...."WE WERE FROZEN TODAY!!."...

  • @supermario0527
    @supermario0527 4 года назад +77

    "This movie does George Lucas style wipes. I didn't know anybody else on the planet that did that".
    Umm... Akira Kurosawa?

  • @moviemaniac9034
    @moviemaniac9034 4 года назад +25

    I wonder what they thought of this part?:
    Jack: "I've done it!"
    (sign falls and breaks)
    Jack: "WHAT... have you done?!"

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 4 года назад +5

      Jack did actually have some good jokes

  • @Seanatonin
    @Seanatonin 4 года назад +23

    Doug n Rob: *riffs SC3*
    Chaplin: *walks in around the three minute mark* What are you watching? I'm Chaplin.

  • @wstine79
    @wstine79 4 года назад +34

    "BOOM.... MAGICAL!"
    Sums up this movie in a nutshell.

  • @QuasarYGO
    @QuasarYGO 4 года назад +61

    1st Movie: Liked it. Catch it when it’s on Freeform.
    2 Movie: Meh. Romance was okay and Robot Santa was interesting
    3: Pretty Bad, but Doug and Rob is encouraging me to watch it again.

  • @oranblack
    @oranblack 4 года назад +147

    “The first one was good!”
    -Everyone defending this series

    • @tmac326
      @tmac326 4 года назад +16

      I would argue that 2 is good as well but 1 is obviously the best and I'd consider it a Christmas classic.

    • @loki_l_1380
      @loki_l_1380 4 года назад +7

      I'd argue that they shouldn't have made any sequels. I'll still watch the second one out of nostalgia, but that's it.

    • @MawileMage
      @MawileMage 4 года назад +5

      I honestly think the second one's underrated. Never bothered to see this one, though.

    • @theofficialVEVOformu
      @theofficialVEVOformu 2 года назад +1

      The third one is the best

  • @TheTaykel
    @TheTaykel 4 года назад +39

    The first Santa Clause is a masterpiece compared to this one.

  • @MeleeTiger
    @MeleeTiger 4 года назад +16

    I feel like Jack Frost is always given the short end of the stick in film.
    He's either the villain or a joke, I think the only time he wasn't was in Rise of the Guardians...
    He brings winter, he's a crucial part of Christmas, have you ever experienced a green Christmas?
    It's one of the most depressing things that'll take you right out of the holiday spirit!
    Maybe if you live somewhere that doesn't get snow period it wouldn't seem as important,
    but for the rest of us it very much is! Give the character some love Hollywood!

    • @kailyns8159
      @kailyns8159 4 года назад +3

      Jack Frost is also a hero in the Rankin Bass stop-motion animation Jack Frost special from 1979. It’s my favorite Jack Frost story. But it’s like never on tv. :(

    • @jendoe9436
      @jendoe9436 4 года назад +2

      As a Texan, what's snow? That stuff that falls and causes people to forget how driving works?
      Haha joke aside, I do feel bad for the being. Of his few popular appearances, there's this, Rankin Bass 'Jack Frost' (woke up at 5 am to watch it once before DVR), and Rise of the Guardians.
      It's probably due to the idea that cold= death cause of freezing and general sadness. Not saying it's as prominent due to modern heating, clothes, etc, but it was a horrible time for certain civilizations and populations.

    • @ZzMattizZ
      @ZzMattizZ 4 года назад

      "Maybe if you live somewhere that doesn't get snow" Like, half the planet? You do know it's summer in December down here right? Anyway besides that i agree with your point Frost is awesome and vital, and so is winter!

  • @patrickjohnson1649
    @patrickjohnson1649 Год назад +5

    “You must sing, or else they will put you in a Christmas Movie with Tim Allen.”

  • @GlassesnMouthplates
    @GlassesnMouthplates 4 года назад +8

    3:09 We also needed a diversion, in the shape of Chaplin running into the scene.

  • @bodvarson1933
    @bodvarson1933 4 года назад +16

    Hang on. So the elves have a tiny little baby delivery room, which means that the elves in this movie are having children. I'm going to leave it there.

    • @isaacgleeth3609
      @isaacgleeth3609 4 года назад +3

      To be fair, Judy (the female elf from the first film) said that it took her 1200 years to perfect her personal recipe for hot cocoa and that she was seeing someone in the Wrapping.
      Plus, she did listen to Scott when he had a moment to take everything in and gave him some wisdom to help him. That is also more adult.

    • @chrismulwee4911
      @chrismulwee4911 3 года назад +2

      @@isaacgleeth3609 That's a VERY touching scene. She was replaced in 2 by Abby who looked very similar. And did you notice, that, in all three films, the elves were played entirely by children, as opposed to "little persons" or "midgets"? Maybe it's because child actors are easier to come by, and also, maybe, little actors are tired of being typecast in roles like that.

    • @goji253
      @goji253 3 года назад

      @@chrismulwee4911 Nah it's because Warwick Davis and Peter Dinklage didn't want to play every single elf.

    • @chrismulwee4911
      @chrismulwee4911 3 года назад

      @@goji253 Or Danny Woodburn either, though his elf role in the Santa PAWS Trilogy cam much later.

  • @Lesley_RedRhody
    @Lesley_RedRhody 4 года назад +9

    Nice going, Santa Fireplace from Hell! You scared poor Chaplin!

  • @unknown_limes
    @unknown_limes 4 года назад +9

    I love this movie, and that "jack frost nipping at your nose" scene has stuck with me my entire life. I'm so glad y'all actually liked it almost as much as I do!

  • @DarthRushy
    @DarthRushy 4 года назад +10

    2:58
    Doug referencing classic Ask That Guy With The Glasses is peak 2019

  • @littlegiantj8761
    @littlegiantj8761 4 года назад +25

    First was great.
    Second was good.
    Third was "wha...?"

  • @Tadicuslegion78
    @Tadicuslegion78 4 года назад +19

    Archer: Or Lana, Lana, Lana.....LANA!
    Lana: WHAT!??!!?
    Archer: *Giggles* Merry Christmas

  • @ratchetmechani2002
    @ratchetmechani2002 4 года назад +6

    I love all 3 of these movies lol, my mom and I know them a bit too well and quote them and the outtakes all the time. One of my favorites being when Jack says "You're just a guy who smells like a cookie."

  • @DawnOfTheOzz
    @DawnOfTheOzz 4 года назад +19

    I never usually see Doug this happy to see a movie this crappy.

  • @cameronthehedgehog261yt
    @cameronthehedgehog261yt 4 года назад +9

    Merry Christmas Nostalgia Critic

  • @Nazo-kage
    @Nazo-kage 4 года назад +11

    “I will not lie about his chances,
    he has my sympathies.”

  • @americaroleplayer
    @americaroleplayer 4 года назад +7

    3:19 Cutie Chaplin Spotted!!!!

  • @MandleRoss
    @MandleRoss 4 года назад +10

    Guys, thanks for turning down the volume on the opening mus...
    Doug: SANTA CLAUSE 3!!!

    • @vguyver2
      @vguyver2 4 года назад

      I second that.

  • @HimmyBuckets2223
    @HimmyBuckets2223 4 года назад +54

    ✝️ Happy holidays guys and have a happy Christmas guys

    • @marcorizo1387
      @marcorizo1387 4 года назад +4

      Same here.

    • @HimmyBuckets2223
      @HimmyBuckets2223 4 года назад +1

      I will subscribe to you and you subscribe to me because I’m gonna do a video soon

  • @deshawnedwards6412
    @deshawnedwards6412 4 года назад +30

    Review Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas.

  • @afmb9096
    @afmb9096 4 года назад +45

    Could anyone point me to where Doug got that shirt from?
    with Christmas coming and all...

    • @Shadowblade2813
      @Shadowblade2813 4 года назад +2

      www.amazon.com/dp/B07ZTX21FB/ref=cm_sw_r_sms_awdb_t1_6rb.DbDS6CP5H not sure if this is where HE got it, but heres the shirt. If you want it to arrive by Christmas though it's a lot for the faster shipping fyi

    • @brendakrieger7000
      @brendakrieger7000 4 года назад

      I love the shirt too💜🐈🐱

  • @TRTMN-vs3ew
    @TRTMN-vs3ew 4 года назад +18

    Guilty Pleasure-ish for me. I like all three films and they seem just fine.

  • @Horizon_Light
    @Horizon_Light 2 года назад +2

    "Christmas should be about Christ, and lots and lots of Pagan decorations!" Couldn't agree with you there more

  • @Tadicuslegion78
    @Tadicuslegion78 4 года назад +17

    Can't believe I'm asking this about a bad movie but.....seriously, why shouldn't Tim Allen and Wife spend more of the year living back among normal people? He only has to work 1 day a year!

    • @JohnEusebioToronto
      @JohnEusebioToronto 4 года назад +1

      Tadicuslegion78 I mean, I imagine production is a big part of joss regular world loads. Lots of management. But he could just delegate and come in once every one out two weeks. Transport is so easy for him. He’s Santa.

    • @TheKat12364
      @TheKat12364 4 года назад +1

      Yes. Thats why it would have been so much better if she learned the lesson. Like Jake goes back in time and the wife see the chaos. And realizes the have 364 other days in the year.

  • @M12GProductions
    @M12GProductions 4 года назад +15

    Sleepwalkers: A Christmas Story.

  • @averymerrick
    @averymerrick 3 года назад +3

    Sequelitis: One reviewer put it best when he said Tim Allen "did the first one with enthusiasm, the second one with affection, and the third one for a paycheck." Tim's heart obviously isn't in it come 3, and he's upstaged completely by Martin Short. It also didn't help that in 3 one well-liked character was Demoted to Extra and another disappeared entirely with no passing mention. Heck, this trilogy's Rotten Tomatoes pages even provide the page image.

  • @averymerrick
    @averymerrick 4 года назад +9

    They act like Bernard *never* existed.

  • @shaggylink_5653
    @shaggylink_5653 Год назад +4

    10:12 Rob predicted the Disney Plus series. That’s wild

  • @al_x2138
    @al_x2138 4 года назад +22

    The first one was pretty good
    The second one was a BIT of a cash in
    Annnnd the third one is... I don't know

    • @chrismulwee4911
      @chrismulwee4911 3 года назад

      I like this film, but the original is still best.

  • @dreamlandnightmare
    @dreamlandnightmare 4 года назад +5

    9:37 - I was thinking the exact same thing when I watched the review movie yesterday!

  • @dreamlandnightmare
    @dreamlandnightmare 4 года назад +10

    Wow, how did some of these jokes NOT make it into the actual review video?

  • @Chris_Blaze94
    @Chris_Blaze94 2 года назад +3

    Rob came up with the plot for the Santa Clause tv series 2 years before the writers...

  • @bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257
    @bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257 3 года назад +2

    I invented chill!
    I'll get a mop!
    You're just a guy who smells like a cookie.
    I'm pretty sure it was the delivery, but these lines cracked me up.

  • @matthewcooper4248
    @matthewcooper4248 4 года назад +4

    "Isn't it wonderful?"
    "No, yousa in BIIIIIIIG doo doo dis time!"

  • @Nevertoleave
    @Nevertoleave 4 года назад +5

    You know, when a Christmas movie comes out I just look for Tim Allen’s name at this point

  • @lincolnpowellmurphy715
    @lincolnpowellmurphy715 4 года назад +6

    Santa Clause 3: the escape clause first viewing, featuring Chaplin

  • @redtygr14
    @redtygr14 4 года назад +5

    Chaplin needs his own Cheshire Cat shirt for Christmas. I mean, their names both start with CH! And so does Christmas!

  • @Mailed-Knight
    @Mailed-Knight 4 года назад +8

    Rob's war crime joke was way funnier than Doug's climate change joke.

  • @mongothemagnificent7371
    @mongothemagnificent7371 4 года назад +4

    Lol I completely agree with you Doug.
    My old room mate used to put this on around this time of year and we would have a blast laughing at how ridiculously awkward the whole movie is. Alcohol helps too.

  • @collincleaves7874
    @collincleaves7874 4 года назад +12

    God bless Tim Allen ... somebody has to after this hilariousity

  • @tanzinitetheterrible4910
    @tanzinitetheterrible4910 4 года назад +6

    I was hoping for this!

  • @ChristionGirl45
    @ChristionGirl45 4 года назад +7

    Does a first review to Santa Claus 3.
    Holiday Handcuffs..."Am I a joke to you??"

  • @narozan2769
    @narozan2769 4 года назад +6

    so no one's gonna question about whatever happened with the old santa's family? what happened to them after he died??

  • @Aussieroth7
    @Aussieroth7 2 года назад +2

    3:19 Yeah the cat has the right idea after the Santa Face Wall.

  • @RomaroBrandon
    @RomaroBrandon 2 года назад +2

    Perhaps the biggest crime this movie comments it not explaining how Jack Frost gets to be Santa Claus for 12 years without being married.

  • @BradShadowDog
    @BradShadowDog 4 года назад +2

    That look at 10:36 had me crying I was laughing so hard.

  • @itsatrap1017
    @itsatrap1017 4 года назад +2

    Now it’s time to review Fred Claus...
    Next year for sure

  • @patsey3199
    @patsey3199 4 года назад +1

    I loved seeing Chaplin run for his life after the fireplace opened up @: 3:18

  • @RealJasonSmall
    @RealJasonSmall 3 года назад +2

    Michael Dorn passive-aggressively shouting "POOF!" is a gem.

  • @wave9nut
    @wave9nut 4 года назад +4

    The Christmas version of The Room

    • @TheListenerCanon
      @TheListenerCanon 4 года назад +1

      No, The Room is entertaining at least. SC3 just sucks and doesn't make sense. Plus, it was likely made on a higher budget. I'd say something like Santa Clause Conquers The Martians.

  • @brody3250
    @brody3250 4 года назад +4

    Chaplin is the best name for a cat ever!!!!

  • @artemiswolf4508
    @artemiswolf4508 4 года назад +10

    The premise of the workaholic family man does not work here because like....lady he’s free 11 months out of the year, just give him this

  • @CeltycSparrow
    @CeltycSparrow Год назад +2

    Honestly, Shrek 4 did this gimmick better. The whole "main character is frustrated with life and so the sneaky trickster sends him back in time and changes everything so he can learn to better appreciate what he has" cliche. And I SWEAR, this little girl in this movie is WEBBY from the original Ducktales. She's acting TOO overly cute. It kind of makes your teeth hurt.

  • @arumikahaven
    @arumikahaven 4 года назад +4

    I swear this one just feels so alien compared to the other two. It feels more like a high budget fanfiction or parody brought to screen. The first one has its little flaws, but I always loved it, its one of the Christmas films I watch every year and continue to enjoy it. There's just something about it that screams Christmas magic. Santa Clause 2 was more flawed and had its weird moments, but for the most part it was enjoyable and interesting enough to watch at least once or twice. This is just...WTFville

  • @Breathless2012
    @Breathless2012 4 года назад +2

    I love seeing your kitty! He’s so cute 😍

  • @autumbreeze1129
    @autumbreeze1129 4 года назад +3

    3:20 pfft. Okay. I actually like this movie, but your cat running away at that moment made it seem like he got scared by the santa mouth fire place and decided, "no way, man. You're on your own" 😆

  • @leoduke5311
    @leoduke5311 4 года назад +1

    I cry watching every one of these first viewings! You guys are great!

  • @liamcullins
    @liamcullins 3 года назад +1

    Maybe I’m just an idiot, but the “you’re just a guy who smells like a cookie” line was so perfectly awkward in its delivery that I couldn’t breathe for five minutes straight after it.

  • @numbmind120
    @numbmind120 4 года назад +2

    3:19 CAT!!!!!

  • @archangel2015
    @archangel2015 4 года назад +3

    So Chaplin decide to join Doug for the film.

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 4 года назад +1

      “I must support my owner through these hard times, I’m Chaplin”

  • @danielattrell
    @danielattrell 9 месяцев назад +1

    Me watching Spider-Man: Across the Spider Verse: *simping for Jessica Drew*
    Friend: you do know she’s pregnant right?
    Me: 5:35

  • @gmarquez2073
    @gmarquez2073 Год назад +2

    3:19 Chaplin: I’m terrified.

  • @nataliemccarthy9140
    @nataliemccarthy9140 2 года назад +1

    The scene where Jack Frost froze Lucy's parents scarred me for life as a kid but this was the only one that was ever on so it was a staple christmas movie for me growing up

  • @Sonichero151
    @Sonichero151 3 года назад +1

    Santa Clause 3: "We laugh because it's better than crying"

  • @louisduarte8763
    @louisduarte8763 4 года назад +1

    Glad I'm not the only one who saw Zardoz in that fireplace. "Bring forth milk and cookies!" That was hilarious and frightening!

  • @bromodragone8405
    @bromodragone8405 4 года назад +2

    I had completely forgotten Michael Dorn was in this.

    • @isaacgleeth3609
      @isaacgleeth3609 4 года назад +1

      I'm pretty sure even Michael Dorn forgot he was in this.

    • @bromodragone8405
      @bromodragone8405 2 года назад

      @@isaacgleeth3609 fair enough

  • @GeckoGoose
    @GeckoGoose 4 года назад +1

    Okay now realising that not only did I assume Jack Frost was Alan Cumming before I saw the review, but I also have apparently been getting Martin Short confused with Dana Carvey this whole time...

  • @Deftonesdsm
    @Deftonesdsm 4 года назад +4

    "I love it!"- One hour later..."wtf that movie sucks?!"

  • @rjmckenzie4706
    @rjmckenzie4706 4 года назад +2

    I agree with Rob it was so awkward and weird I laughed as well, Disney why are you doing this to me 🤣🤣

  • @SukiNoKoe
    @SukiNoKoe 4 года назад +1

    Chaplin's adorable...he's just like "NOPE". XD

  • @TheKat12364
    @TheKat12364 4 года назад +2

    If anything I feel like the wife should have learned the lesson. Like make it where father time, changes it and frost become santa and she sees how miserable children around the world are and how sad the elves are. and she realizes what being Mrs. Clause means. Have her go to her parents place for all of December so he can work. or something.
    I mean for heaven sake hes only busy for the month of December.

  • @isaacgleeth3609
    @isaacgleeth3609 4 года назад

    The Santa Clause a "kid's movie"? Yeah, who can forget THIS classic exchange:
    Mom: "Here's Neil's mom's number, in case."
    Tim: "1-800-SPANK-ME. I know that number."
    Mom: "Ahaa, and a merry Christmas to you."

  • @jareththegoblinking3191
    @jareththegoblinking3191 4 года назад +5

    Aisha Tyler as Mother Nature, yea ok, i can accept that