Being really mean to Roblox noobs :/

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  • @dontgothre
    @dontgothre 4 года назад +675

    1:43
    He obviously wasn't effected by the pepper spray because he's a winner, as you can see by his winning smile.

  • @omq4572
    @omq4572 4 года назад +1643

    Albert should be a fashion designer in Roblox, all his alts look so good.

  • @sabiunicorn7407
    @sabiunicorn7407 4 года назад +175

    3:42 I bet that dude is a fan of Albert and doesn't know he just insulted him. xD

    • @niepboss3374
      @niepboss3374 4 года назад +1

      This why u don’t shoot ransoms in da hood

    • @niepboss3374
      @niepboss3374 4 года назад +2

      Randoms

    • @CEZLOT
      @CEZLOT 2 года назад +6

      The person actually is 😭 They commented on this video saying that

  • @h1r4eth
    @h1r4eth 3 года назад +585

    “Everyone here is really toxi-“
    “ *OOH there’s the guns!* ”

  • @mr.threezd7817
    @mr.threezd7817 3 года назад +1524

    Now this is the type of game Albert can have fun in without getting banned

  • @rosariobreachdeavila3337
    @rosariobreachdeavila3337 4 года назад +130

    “What is this crouch” and he dodges a bullet 5:57

  • @totftbl
    @totftbl 4 года назад +329

    Flamingo: Don’t kill me I’m innocent
    2 minutes later
    Flamingo: *sees innocent person. My next victim

    • @East1479
      @East1479 4 года назад +3

      @@juliandyer6048 oK bOt

    • @Diesel_Drinker_MmmYummy
      @Diesel_Drinker_MmmYummy 4 года назад +4

      @@juliandyer6048 Thank you I got 0 Robux XD

    • @rubyrules2
      @rubyrules2 4 года назад

      @@juliandyer6048 thank you for epic 0.000000000000000000000000001 ROUX

    • @jiellanepresto5924
      @jiellanepresto5924 4 года назад

      What game is albert playing?

    • @maya..877
      @maya..877 4 года назад

      @@jiellanepresto5924 da hood

  • @clbbarle9903
    @clbbarle9903 3 года назад +122

    “I’ll pepper spray the girl in the wheel chair”
    -Flamingo, 2021

    • @EuropeanAvgeek
      @EuropeanAvgeek 2 года назад +3

      Yep this was totally 2021

    • @yoylecake313
      @yoylecake313 Год назад +1

      your name has russian letters and that reminds me of the thing happening in europe

    • @torleah
      @torleah Год назад +1

      ​@@EuropeanAvgeekobviously flamingo is just a time traveler

    • @JayFromWalmark
      @JayFromWalmark Год назад

      ​@@yoylecake313oh

    • @bailey2383-s5n
      @bailey2383-s5n 11 месяцев назад

      LOL

  • @deeclassdude4745
    @deeclassdude4745 3 года назад +98

    This game may be filled with toxics but we need it to hold as many toxics as possible in one place so they don't spread to other games

  • @ytgamershan775
    @ytgamershan775 4 года назад +148

    Albert: "there's no point in shooting me I didn't do anything"
    Also albert: *pepper sprays innocent people*

  • @emmanuelfigueroa9863
    @emmanuelfigueroa9863 4 года назад +79

    Flamingo:"I Didn't do Anything!"
    **proceeds to shoot someone with a AK-47**

    • @seanforsyth4898
      @seanforsyth4898 4 года назад +1

      T𝐎 obtain 39K R$ i have p𝐎st℮d a meth𝐎d 🤗

      😋
      To je super udio koji nitko ne može zapostaviti

    • @dr.whydoigiveafuck1443
      @dr.whydoigiveafuck1443 4 года назад

      @@seanforsyth4898 Lol you fell for it and became a bot

    • @laurenisbrandt4514
      @laurenisbrandt4514 4 года назад +1

      *has memories of throwing felipe and kissing him,including ripping him*yep!Hes so nice!

    • @KinseyNotFound
      @KinseyNotFound 4 года назад +1

      Lauren Isbrandt yea ;D

    • @vuro94
      @vuro94 4 года назад

      What does that mean

  • @darealgooba
    @darealgooba 2 года назад +28

    3:58 Albert is having way too much fun causing pain to these people

  • @soul030
    @soul030 4 года назад +792

    Albert: "I don't like violence"
    Also Albert: *proceeds to beat up unconscious person*

  • @pv7097
    @pv7097 4 года назад +532

    8:01
    Albert: *murders someone and takes him and says* “we run away together your my best friend”
    Then later feeds him to the enemy

  • @Ms112233455
    @Ms112233455 4 года назад +351

    Albert: Stop, I don’t like violence!
    5 seconds later: *punches girl on stove and tries to cook her*

  • @justinadorsey424
    @justinadorsey424 3 года назад +25

    When he said "Play the game at your own risk" I knew what he meant because I watched people play the game and I now know people were Really Mean.

    • @BMTH-FAN
      @BMTH-FAN 2 года назад +3

      What game is this

    • @loly7291
      @loly7291 2 года назад +1

      @@BMTH-FAN da hood

    • @BMTH-FAN
      @BMTH-FAN 2 года назад +2

      @@loly7291 thanks

  • @boyhuyo1707
    @boyhuyo1707 4 года назад +99

    2:56
    "And to that i say stop. Stop murdering people"
    *Murder rate drops to 0%*

  • @nikolaleus
    @nikolaleus 4 года назад +225

    “I look left, I look right, the world looks like a peaceful place... oh god there are the people I killed earlier I’m going back inside. -Flamingo 2020

  • @yeetayoinka7069
    @yeetayoinka7069 4 года назад +161

    "there's one hundred percent a serial killer watching this right now"
    they're onto me

  • @kenty8947
    @kenty8947 3 года назад +2

    awsome vid I love your da hood content so funny

  • @LondonJB
    @LondonJB 4 года назад +122

    Flamingo: Pepper spray
    Me: I wouldn’t give him that in real life anymore.

    • @laurenmacdonald6684
      @laurenmacdonald6684 4 года назад +2

      I respect that like an rat profile pic

    • @kid6745
      @kid6745 4 года назад +1

      Me if I see him with pepper spray: *Ok, eyes, tears? Do you have everything packed because it’s time to move out*

  • @Star-ok8pf
    @Star-ok8pf 4 года назад +131

    The only audio I could think Flamingo heard was:
    *Moto Moto Likes You*

    • @embulmer9857
      @embulmer9857 4 года назад +1

      Midnight Gacha shut

    • @tqttle
      @tqttle 4 года назад +4

      I thought of GoOf JuIcE
      Don't look that up.

    • @kevinwilson121
      @kevinwilson121 4 года назад +1

      Some random idiot well now you make me want to look it up

    • @animegod422
      @animegod422 4 года назад +1

      That's a little true

    • @tqttle
      @tqttle 4 года назад +2

      @@kevinwilson121 lmao then dont watch it. I do but if you hate cursing then dont watch it

  • @crazilyryan6274
    @crazilyryan6274 4 года назад +135

    When someone is toxic to you just join in on your main account and be like, “You were saying?”

    • @lucycarrasco824
      @lucycarrasco824 4 года назад +2

      @Jemoreo fr

    • @Thewoildisyaerster
      @Thewoildisyaerster 4 года назад

      Yes sister

    • @zBits_
      @zBits_ 4 года назад +1

      > I go on main
      > toxic person
      > remember name
      > synapse x streamsniper
      > big boom exploit

    • @zin3856
      @zin3856 4 года назад

      Yessssssssskskskkskskxkzkksksksskkdkskskskskskk AN I OOP
      idk ;-;

    • @luxriddles5016
      @luxriddles5016 4 года назад

      Random:Heyyyyy friend want bleach of toxic players?
      Me:uhh sure *uses bleach*
      Random:so!
      Me:WHO SAID THAT

  • @frontman4445
    @frontman4445 3 года назад +10

    7:23 I laughed so hard when he kicked and got shot when he wasn't done with the attack

  • @lord_baygon
    @lord_baygon 4 года назад +327

    "hello girls"
    *gets killed instantly*

    • @LISAthe-pizza
      @LISAthe-pizza 4 года назад +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @juntheli
      @juntheli 4 года назад +3

      i saw this when he said that

    • @fairytwinkle9701
      @fairytwinkle9701 4 года назад +2

      i read this as soon as u said that

    • @OneFanOrTwo
      @OneFanOrTwo 4 года назад +2

      @@seanforsyth4898 You ain't fooling us geniuses

    • @allencardinal9822
      @allencardinal9822 4 года назад

      @@seanforsyth4898 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @iamrys5940
    @iamrys5940 3 года назад +274

    9:56
    Albert:“Put away the bat dude, I don’t like violence.”
    Also Albert: *proceeds to punch and Kick the girl and cook her on the stove*
    Lmao

    • @lexarriga5556
      @lexarriga5556 3 года назад +3

      XD

    • @lexarriga5556
      @lexarriga5556 3 года назад +1

      First

    • @Striking_Salmon
      @Striking_Salmon 3 года назад +3

      That is called *cooking*

    • @jameslaylyn
      @jameslaylyn 3 года назад +2

      There is the same comment above you you copied and pasted it

    • @iamrys5940
      @iamrys5940 3 года назад +3

      @@jameslaylyn I don’t know why you would lie about my comment but whatever. Even if I did it’s not like it matters, it’s a comment.

  • @ModernDatRatz
    @ModernDatRatz 4 года назад +301

    Most of the reason I liked was his face when he saw the “bad boy songs” lol

    • @radvi
      @radvi 4 года назад +8

      His face tho was like: OH GOD

    • @cyn7261
      @cyn7261 4 года назад +4

      Also Albert: loves jasiah

    • @shotalen13
      @shotalen13 4 года назад +5

      I like edgy doee, oof

    • @imcoolcat9
      @imcoolcat9 4 года назад +4

      Lol same

    • @BillyBob7302-w2d
      @BillyBob7302-w2d 4 года назад +9

      Imagine just seeing Alberts face with the "bad boy songs" but what would be his face if he got Rick rolled on Roblox he would just hear were no strangers to love you know the rules and so do i a full commitments what im thinking of you wouldent get this from any other guy i just wanna tell you how im feeling gotta make you understand never gonna give you up never gonna let you down and hurt you never gonna run around and desert you never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbye never gonna tell a lie and hurt you weve known each other for so long your hearts been aching but youre to shy to say it inside we both know whats going on we know the game and were gonna play it and if you ask me how im feeling dont tell me your to blind to see never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you never gonna make you cry nevee gonna say goodbye never gonna tell a lie and hurt you never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbye never gonna tell a lie and hurt you (oooooohhh give you up) oooohh never gonna give never gonna give give you up oooohh never gonna give never gonna give give you up weve known each other for so long your hearts been aching but youre to shy to say it inside we both know whats going on we know the game and were gonna play it i just wanna tell you how im feeling gotta make you understand never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around an hurt you never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbye never gonna tell a lie and hurt you never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbye never gonna tell a lie and hurt you that would be amazing

  • @elsalastra9201
    @elsalastra9201 3 года назад +9

    When Albert said if you see a group running after you just run even if they're Noobs and I can just picture a bunch of noobs just running at me lol

  • @lourenzo2145
    @lourenzo2145 4 года назад +1056

    Albert: *hey friend*
    Guy: *we not*
    *[inserts sad flute music]*

  • @Buttclinger
    @Buttclinger 4 года назад +269

    Title: "being really mean to roblox noobs"
    Me: but you do that almost all the time

  • @lapras2397
    @lapras2397 4 года назад +269

    Albert: Stop murdering people
    Everyone:
    MURDER RATES DROP TO 0%

  • @SkittleJuice2
    @SkittleJuice2 2 года назад +4

    2:58Albert, your words have made me decide to stop being a serial killer. I thank you for changing my life.

  • @arat1191
    @arat1191 4 года назад +161

    Albert: " Let's be friends! "
    Giyuu: " what are friends? "

    • @carlausecours3972
      @carlausecours3972 4 года назад

      You dont know friends too

    • @sandswep
      @sandswep 4 года назад +6

      do i hear a demon slayer reference

    • @rathat69
      @rathat69 4 года назад

      @@carlausecours3972 jk lol :)

    • @rathat69
      @rathat69 4 года назад

      Demon slayer gangg

    • @monkeydnutsack
      @monkeydnutsack 4 года назад +1

      You are my type of human

  • @ButteredToast
    @ButteredToast 4 года назад +195

    Me at a new school: hey friends
    My classmates: we not

  • @varuyh
    @varuyh 4 года назад +270

    Idea for island life: put a teleporter on a bed so that whenever someone tries to sleep they get taken to a dream area with clouds and unicorns then slowly make it the worst nightmare they will ever have. Like so Albert can see

    • @IBL6969
      @IBL6969 4 года назад +2

      Idea take teleported to bed then send them to dream

    • @zestypepper6882
      @zestypepper6882 4 года назад +6

      This is a cool idea but a lot of other people have commented this and he hasn’t done it

    • @pixalotz
      @pixalotz 4 года назад

      Yes

    • @xoxzulas
      @xoxzulas 4 года назад +1

      I like this idea

    • @aesthxtic_amyowo4105
      @aesthxtic_amyowo4105 4 года назад +1

      People please like I want Albert to see this amazing idea

  • @Bleck-77
    @Bleck-77 3 года назад

    That's a halo reach shotgun right there 🤔
    Do I hear halo sue Roblox ? :D
    epicness
    (Even the sound :^ )

  • @hobovan.
    @hobovan. 4 года назад +183

    When I saw the title I just thought: isn’t taht every flamenco vido

    • @Emily.Russell
      @Emily.Russell 4 года назад

      Yeah basically, but this time he dedicated an entire video to it

    • @leahhhsworldhearts
      @leahhhsworldhearts 4 года назад +4

      your having keyboard ecos no hate

    • @hobovan.
      @hobovan. 4 года назад +2

      Bërry Błuê uhhhhhhh what are keyboard ecos? Also I meant to type it like that

    • @RogueGnome
      @RogueGnome 4 года назад

      i love the doge meme. it is not dead. it lives in my heart

    • @spartan5863
      @spartan5863 4 года назад +1

      @Kitty Queen oh yeah??? kitty queen? more like
      *Killer Queen*
      bites za dusto

  • @iluvnwonie9446
    @iluvnwonie9446 4 года назад +281

    Albert: Shoots everyone and pepper sprays everyone
    Also Albert: stop I don’t like violence

  • @blurob1326
    @blurob1326 4 года назад +166

    albert: “stop, stop murdering people.”
    we have done it bois, murder is no more

    • @Kac_per
      @Kac_per 4 года назад +1

      Albert said dick head in this video

    • @marebeargotit
      @marebeargotit 4 года назад +5

      @@Kac_per liar

    • @musi6450
      @musi6450 4 года назад

      ExpensiveOil I heard that too XD

    • @culo307
      @culo307 4 года назад

      ExpensiveOil where?

    • @thatoneguy1628
      @thatoneguy1628 4 года назад +1

      Murder rates drop to zero

  • @kidstrustjordan9432
    @kidstrustjordan9432 4 года назад +72

    Flamingo: *being rude to noobs*
    Noobs when flamingo dies: *coffin dance music starts*

  • @pegsavala5022
    @pegsavala5022 4 года назад +362

    5:00 such a beautiful voice

    • @litkale6329
      @litkale6329 3 года назад +6

      I love this quote

    • @lexarriga5556
      @lexarriga5556 3 года назад +3

      @@litkale6329 me to

    • @voiiid_
      @voiiid_ 3 года назад +2

      @@lexarriga5556 frick

    • @Roadsv
      @Roadsv 3 года назад +2

      80th like

    • @MNONTOP
      @MNONTOP 3 года назад +3

      Girl: Come out dumb
      Albert: oh JoJo Siwa just roasted you
      Me: yeahhh

  • @nolongerinuse-vm7yp
    @nolongerinuse-vm7yp 4 года назад +73

    “Noobs Exist”
    Flamingo: I w i l l b e m e a n t o n o o b s

  • @totallynotfloor4658
    @totallynotfloor4658 2 года назад +1

    You posted this on my birthday:0

  • @greetings5640
    @greetings5640 4 года назад +102

    “Put away the bat I don’t like violence” after he shot her with a gun 😂

    • @mylese.e3398
      @mylese.e3398 4 года назад

      not funny xd

    • @formalholo
      @formalholo 4 года назад +1

      Myles shut up u said the same thing on my comment

    • @hxneytea4261
      @hxneytea4261 4 года назад

      @@mylese.e3398 no one asked

  • @flawless6314
    @flawless6314 4 года назад +362

    Well, we all learned one valuable lesson, *never give Albert pepper spray.*

  • @chikinbooger
    @chikinbooger 4 года назад +200

    "Hello girls!"
    Gets shot and stomped on

  • @spencer3922
    @spencer3922 3 года назад +11

    *her knee caps broken*
    Albert: “her ankles!”

  • @blaze2113
    @blaze2113 4 года назад +391

    Albert: **kills person in wheel chair**
    Also Albert: "Why is everyone going after me? I didn't do anything!"

  • @mixed_emxtionz5015
    @mixed_emxtionz5015 4 года назад +381

    Albert litterally every time he tries a new game: *are there any guns here?*

    • @dresdenhull8364
      @dresdenhull8364 4 года назад +9

      Merica we got guns

    • @ee-in5bo
      @ee-in5bo 4 года назад +4

      Well he is ‘merican

    • @shotalen13
      @shotalen13 4 года назад +1

      Oof-

    • @gbbcw7887
      @gbbcw7887 4 года назад +3

      Albert isn't the only one. Every time my friends introduce me to a new game, I always ask if there r any guns.

    • @mixed_emxtionz5015
      @mixed_emxtionz5015 4 года назад

      Wojciech Jagus good point lol

  • @jenna2067
    @jenna2067 4 года назад +43

    11:03
    That one kid in everyone’s school cafeteria

    • @MyDeadRespect
      @MyDeadRespect 4 года назад +1

      Am I the only one who likes and appreciates school food since what I get at home is literally worse?

    • @autumnstar
      @autumnstar 4 года назад

      Cadet Crockett Yes probably

  • @Mxrkkd
    @Mxrkkd 3 года назад +1

    “YOU MISSED YOU MISS IDIOIT PEPER SPRAY” I laughed so hard for some reason

  • @mimihume9615
    @mimihume9615 4 года назад +351

    Albert: pepper sprays random girl in wheelchair*
    Also Albert: Hey why they all coming after me for?”

    • @karenwalker9370
      @karenwalker9370 4 года назад +4

      LOL

    • @jackie2923
      @jackie2923 4 года назад

      factsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

    • @mimihume9615
      @mimihume9615 4 года назад

      XxzoeysgachaboixX aww sorry not sure I really wanna play it too good luck in finding it 👑

    • @mimihume9615
      @mimihume9615 4 года назад

      Wilson Toj wow thanks

    • @mimihume9615
      @mimihume9615 4 года назад

      Jennifer Byrd thanks 💕😌👑

  • @wewantfun3322
    @wewantfun3322 4 года назад +501

    *I am going to finish Flamingo's poem.*
    I look to my left,
    I look to my right
    The world is safe
    So free of blight
    I walk down the road
    reciting my oath
    I see two children
    *I KILLED THEM BOTH*
    They made not a sound
    They still haven't been found
    And when authorities come
    Again they will regret coming around
    I go further down
    To my peaceful town
    I've made 50 others downed
    Some I have even drowned
    I kill those I can
    To keep the peace
    I'm no murderous man
    It's just a strange land
    The likes of which you could *NEVER* understand.

  • @birb1775
    @birb1775 4 года назад +183

    5:01 when JoJo said “come out dumb” she wasn’t calling them dumb someone was named “sick_dumb”

  • @weirdcoreordreamcorefan8884
    @weirdcoreordreamcorefan8884 3 года назад

    I love your videos and if im sad or bored you always make me HAPPY :D edit *idk wat that is but ok*: EVERYONE LOVES FLAMINGO 😊😊😊

  • @marylafond8308
    @marylafond8308 4 года назад +154

    Albert: *pepper sprays everyone*
    Also Albert: “Why are they all coming after me? What did I do?”

    • @Salami43
      @Salami43 4 года назад +1

      YOU DUMB YOU SPRAYED

    • @hyrrclear5031
      @hyrrclear5031 4 года назад

      What the freak are u saying guys if u don't know what u are sayin then don't talk lol

    • @zair20111
      @zair20111 4 года назад +1

      lol

    • @thatsjad3n450
      @thatsjad3n450 4 года назад

      That’s called being a hypocrite

    • @c_camp52
      @c_camp52 4 года назад

      fax

  • @LanasAmaze
    @LanasAmaze 4 года назад +255

    flamingo: you probably have walked pass a murder once in ur life time and never knew
    rapunzel: dont ask
    thanks for the likes i wasnt expecting this much

  • @n0_l0gicxx40
    @n0_l0gicxx40 4 года назад +426

    Albert: “Probably alot of murderers are watching..”
    My hostage: *“hmhmhmnnh!”*
    Me: “SHUT UP I’M WATCHING SOMETHING”
    (Just a joke, it’s not real!)
    Ok jeez alot of u have kids in ur basement wow
    I have not only kids ;)

    • @xiaocookie1879
      @xiaocookie1879 4 года назад +20

      Soggy Brain Noodles (cAlLs 9II )
      (*joke*)

    • @azriwasnttaken
      @azriwasnttaken 4 года назад +46

      Thats cool. I have 5 kids in my basement

    • @asteriee7277
      @asteriee7277 4 года назад +10

      @@azriwasnttaken and the kids u have are ur kids

    • @assasin09t57
      @assasin09t57 4 года назад +20

      Azri XD only 5?

    • @Sqeedys
      @Sqeedys 4 года назад +5

      @@assasin09t57 LOOOL

  • @cosmomattheusbr
    @cosmomattheusbr 3 года назад +3

    *1:17** people are like really really toxic here*
    *Also Albert : oh is this guns*

  • @drkspnova
    @drkspnova 4 года назад +64

    He just casually says “Lemme just pepper-spray this girl in a wheelchair”

    • @erickatin
      @erickatin 4 года назад

      Dud wtf

    • @katagei5072
      @katagei5072 4 года назад

      He is a man of focus, committed, and shrill f*cking will

    • @erickatin
      @erickatin 4 года назад

      All of you go get help

    • @katagei5072
      @katagei5072 4 года назад

      jesus cordoba r/whoosh

    • @drkspnova
      @drkspnova 4 года назад

      Bora Ozbay it is

  • @duhslaxks
    @duhslaxks 4 года назад +1613

    The people who use bypass audios are just little kids that think cursing is cool.

  • @SophiaLopez-cv6wc
    @SophiaLopez-cv6wc 4 года назад +353

    Oml Albert face when the audio started playing (edit:oml the likesss)

  • @Storm_therianXEssas
    @Storm_therianXEssas Год назад +4

    HIS REACTION TO THE INAPPROPRIATE AUDIO WAS TO FUNNY💀💀💀😭😭😭

  • @Olivia-ye8kk
    @Olivia-ye8kk 4 года назад +272

    “You have probably walked past a murderer in your life.”
    👁👄👁

    • @32a.st4r
      @32a.st4r 4 года назад +2

      ÙωÚ

    • @erincalderon2271
      @erincalderon2271 4 года назад +13

      I don’t know how to walk past myself

    • @zin3856
      @zin3856 4 года назад +2

      Nope you've probably walked past 10 or 5 if ur like a child :>

    • @luxriddles5016
      @luxriddles5016 4 года назад

      👁-👁 👁👄👁.....
      HOW DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND!?!?!!?! 😂

    • @luxriddles5016
      @luxriddles5016 4 года назад +2

      @@erincalderon2271 oop

  • @snaakkee5119
    @snaakkee5119 4 года назад +144

    Albert: put away the bat i dont like violence
    Albert 10 secs before that: *shoots her

  • @user88926
    @user88926 4 года назад +145

    Albert: Omg, this guy got a knife!
    Albert: *runs*
    Knife in inventory: Am I a joke to you?

  • @justgru737
    @justgru737 3 года назад +2

    Okay I got an idea for u in da hood kidnap people and make a please near the stove where they can’t leave and you use your gun and keep them dead on the stove 😂

  • @zatannazatara8405
    @zatannazatara8405 4 года назад +205

    Albert: "People are really toxic here"
    His community: "sir...."

  • @resetever
    @resetever 4 года назад +179

    Mask: hides your name
    Key: used for escaped criminals from jail to get out of the handcuffs.
    Brown bag: used to put on people so they cannot use a weapon.
    There are a lot of hackers on that game
    Melees can charge attack by holding left click
    Game is called: Da Hood

  • @ladyboombox
    @ladyboombox 4 года назад +54

    “Hey friends!”
    “We not”
    *top 10 saddest anime moments*

  • @sxmply_stella4473
    @sxmply_stella4473 3 года назад +7

    5:42
    Paige mute this so I dont get cancelled
    Also Albert: I learned Words 😍

  • @blobba5442
    @blobba5442 4 года назад +73

    Piano music at 8:03 is ‘Maybe’ by yiruma. Your welcome.

  • @zairesappleton3260
    @zairesappleton3260 4 года назад +116

    Albert:*gets shot* “I did nothing”
    Also Albert: **SHOOTS SOMEONE**

    • @dartadark1
      @dartadark1 4 года назад

      Zaire Sappleton e

    • @ryton3
      @ryton3 4 года назад +1

      Welp,thats alberto

    • @Jeskoswing
      @Jeskoswing 4 года назад

      Zaire Sappleton yes, he’s epic liar

  • @mohammedmansy5536
    @mohammedmansy5536 4 года назад +255

    This is what they say when you’re early: You’re not first, you’re not last, but most importantly *no one asked*

  • @chara2081
    @chara2081 2 года назад +25

    The fact that they don’t know they are messing around with a RUclipsr a famous RUclipsr is actually funny

  • @basementbrickfilms4821
    @basementbrickfilms4821 4 года назад +178

    Albert: your my best friend
    Also Albert: here take him *runs away*

  • @boothca3699
    @boothca3699 4 года назад +117

    Albert: *hi friends*
    Fillipe: WE NOT
    *WHY ARE WE STILL HERE JUST TO SUFFER*

    • @H3zm
      @H3zm 4 года назад

      What is the game calles

    • @H3zm
      @H3zm 4 года назад +1

      Called

    • @menacingjutsu7576
      @menacingjutsu7576 4 года назад +2

      JudeIsNotWeird u rude, u a shell of your former person u add nothing to this world

    • @you-ox2nf
      @you-ox2nf 4 года назад +1

      TheCrazy Gamer da hood

    • @maurotaffijn6147
      @maurotaffijn6147 4 года назад

      JudeIsNotWeird no u

  • @lng616
    @lng616 4 года назад +539

    Albert: says “coronavirus”
    RUclips: hippoty hoppity your content is now my property

  • @PANDA.HEEHEE
    @PANDA.HEEHEE 11 месяцев назад +4

    in every game, we must hear "How do i get guns"

  • @Devon.E
    @Devon.E 4 года назад +47

    "Here I'll Pepper Spray The... The Girl In The Wheelchair, One Sec..."
    Uhhhhhh, Albert? 😂

  • @wsp-im-maurice8713
    @wsp-im-maurice8713 4 года назад +94

    That guy: “Pooooorrrrr”
    Albert: *NAE NAE PEPPER SPRAY*

  • @mtbarayamlb2611
    @mtbarayamlb2611 4 года назад +66

    Imagine how the takis and cheetos feel after seeing the person they bullied was albert

    • @sugrrh
      @sugrrh 4 года назад

      oml IKR LMAOOOOO0OOO

    • @hxneytea4261
      @hxneytea4261 4 года назад +4

      I met them before lol. They were playing chess in Tearful's Library.

    • @juliandyer6048
      @juliandyer6048 4 года назад

      if u l𝐎v℮ roblox & want R💲 simply se℮ id℮a i posted 👑
      😫
      👑
      Бу try биреп һәрвакыт яхшы идея

    • @allencardinal9822
      @allencardinal9822 4 года назад

      @@juliandyer6048 no

    • @allencardinal9822
      @allencardinal9822 4 года назад

      They've been caught, and now the death penalty for them.

  • @stuffs8802
    @stuffs8802 Год назад

    I love how the noob just goes "come out dumb" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @dontclickonmyprofile.8209
    @dontclickonmyprofile.8209 4 года назад +60

    Boredom: exists
    Albert: “we don’t do that here”

    • @tiffanyuwu5415
      @tiffanyuwu5415 4 года назад +2

      bahaha facts

    • @Axikrate
      @Axikrate 3 года назад +3

      Admin: **exists**
      Albert: *yes*

    • @Lowkeypoggers3
      @Lowkeypoggers3 3 года назад +1

      @@tiffanyuwu5415 bahahaahahhahahahahahhaahhaahahhaahahaha

  • @stalagice6439
    @stalagice6439 3 года назад +16

    its so cool, the fact that we can see they’re usernames is gold

  • @krxbloxx
    @krxbloxx 4 года назад +61

    Flamingo in squeaked voice: stop, stop murder!
    Me: he is a man of his word.

  • @Crispy_prod
    @Crispy_prod 3 месяца назад +2

    2:53 i-i couldn’t imagine being one of those 😅

  • @zeno4055
    @zeno4055 4 года назад +141

    Bad boy song comes on
    Albert: “how I learned my first bad word”
    *remembers albertsstuff*

  • @ayyxnz9603
    @ayyxnz9603 4 года назад +213

    You guys are 2 kind

    • @grapepanta8727
      @grapepanta8727 4 года назад +3

      That’s because ain’t no one like first comments. They’re really annoying

    • @lonelycat9240
      @lonelycat9240 4 года назад +2

      @@grapepanta8727 So true

    • @saranixon9919
      @saranixon9919 4 года назад +2

      @Grape Panda They really are super annoying🙄

    • @minu2601
      @minu2601 4 года назад

      @@saranixon9919 lol first

    • @konethorix1
      @konethorix1 4 года назад +1

      Sara Nixon and rude

  • @luvvvnani
    @luvvvnani 4 года назад +63

    Albert: “Stop, I don’t like violence!”
    Albert 5 seconds later: tries to cook a girl on a stove

    • @M3llyx333
      @M3llyx333 4 года назад +3

      Iggy ýýuùuū uug ğ hi jui j ih ğ hj ghb gghjj UK h ih hu uh y ujhhhuuuiuuivvjgghg go j gy and bgg guy ih j j.g hi hj jg hi j yo uu yg

    • @maliciousli
      @maliciousli 4 года назад +4

      bilsbaby what the hell? Should I call an emergency hotline?

    • @raivensinae
      @raivensinae 4 года назад

      Maliciously_YT 𝐲𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐞𝐝

    • @yujiterushima1354
      @yujiterushima1354 4 года назад

      @@maliciousli they need help... What did they say?

    • @sydneesimonescott8873
      @sydneesimonescott8873 4 года назад

      Fr tho lol

  • @fivesoldofficial
    @fivesoldofficial 3 года назад +2

    Albert: *Takes out ak and starts shooting*
    Also Albert: I'm not doing anything!

  • @St4ry_11.16
    @St4ry_11.16 4 года назад +62

    " Now the tables have turned somebody is taking your body"

    • @connormartin8447
      @connormartin8447 4 года назад

      use my upl𝐎ad℮d trick t𝐎 obtain R💲 😛
      🤔

      ბევრი წევრებს უკვე იყენებთ ასე

    • @hi-cp3mx
      @hi-cp3mx 4 года назад

      @@connormartin8447 BEGONE BOT

    • @sleepyalex066
      @sleepyalex066 4 года назад

      Connor Martin *oMg ReAlLy???*
      _boi, I’m not dumb-_

    • @Cuticorn26
      @Cuticorn26 4 года назад

      Why are all these people reacting to a bot thinking it's gonna do something just report the account/comment 😂

    • @racheluniverse6368
      @racheluniverse6368 4 года назад

      Takis girl

  • @yourrealname1533
    @yourrealname1533 4 года назад +115

    Albert:I didn’t do anything
    Also Albert: *attacks a crippled*

    • @jook9793
      @jook9793 4 года назад +1

      ?

    • @elizabeths3767
      @elizabeths3767 4 года назад +1

      @@jook9793 Do you not know what THAT word means I will not say it since it's kinda offensive. It means disability to be able to move normal and look different.

    • @jook9793
      @jook9793 4 года назад

      Elizabeth S okay I did not know the meaning

    • @ghostyghost9491
      @ghostyghost9491 4 года назад +1

      @@elizabeths3767 Omg shut up you Karen

    • @r4ek292
      @r4ek292 4 года назад

      @@ghostyghost9491 NO U
      NOOB GET NOOB

  • @Sunny-io8sx
    @Sunny-io8sx 4 года назад +55

    Why do people click on the video to just type “first” or anything they can? Btw I love your videos :>

    • @Edinamic444
      @Edinamic444 4 года назад +1

      Idk

    • @Edinamic444
      @Edinamic444 4 года назад +1

      U too late

    • @SmipoMcBlipo
      @SmipoMcBlipo 4 года назад +2

      Cause they're idiots.

    • @justabat5191
      @justabat5191 4 года назад +1

      So they can get popular comment and flex on ppl

    • @RTAZone
      @RTAZone 4 года назад +1

      Idk... I just wanna attention

  • @saudalqahtani1189
    @saudalqahtani1189 3 года назад +1

    WHEN HE SAID “hello girls” IT JUST MADE ME LAUGH UNTIL I DIE

  • @bonniebutler7508
    @bonniebutler7508 4 года назад +222

    Albert: "Hey leave her alone!"
    Also albert: **pepper sprays the girl**
    Edit: *how did this even get likes?!*

  • @mspoptart8026
    @mspoptart8026 4 года назад +220

    Me reading the title: “Isn’t that what he always does though?”

  • @chloelam3962
    @chloelam3962 4 года назад +33

    “Come out dumb”
    “Jojo Siwa just roasted u”

    • @LackConscious
      @LackConscious 4 года назад +1

      *gasp* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I HAVE BEEN ROASTED BY *jojo* siwa*

    • @The.Icy.Strait
      @The.Icy.Strait 4 года назад +1

      *jojo sings one of her bad songs*

  • @dmitri-c5s
    @dmitri-c5s 2 года назад

    I like the music wen you come in to the house of the People you killed

  • @RevingtonDalton
    @RevingtonDalton 4 года назад +40

    Someone: *Says Albert is poor*
    Albert: *IT’S NOW TO MAKE YOU COMMIT NOT LIVE*