Kevin Hart Is Angry About Australia's Wildlife | CONAN on TBS

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  • Опубликовано: 30 янв 2022
  • (Original airdate: 06/19/14) It doesn't matter if it's a kangaroo, snake, or koala, Kevin is petrified by all the beasties Down Under.
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  • @pla6454
    @pla6454 2 года назад +4456

    As an Aussie, I dont know why I get such strange satisfaction listening to tourists be scared of our animals.

    • @Sasidelayed
      @Sasidelayed 2 года назад +44

      Is this true? Are wild animals live together with people in the cities, town? It can be seen everywhere

    • @scottbrandts610
      @scottbrandts610 2 года назад +32

      With ya, mate!

    • @wahahabuh
      @wahahabuh 2 года назад +58

      @@Sasidelayed there are kangaroos roaming around in my area on a regular basis. But I'm around 30km from city centre. Not city by our standards, but maybe counted as city by other people's standards

    • @LibiB26
      @LibiB26 2 года назад +54

      @@Sasidelayed in the big cities like Melbourne and Sydney there is no kangaroo unless you go to a sanctuary. But in the outer suburbs and regional areas you may see some kangaroos. But the most dangerous wildlife live in rural areas.

    • @efisgpr
      @efisgpr 2 года назад +5

      LMAO

  • @carlosfer2201
    @carlosfer2201 2 года назад +2599

    Fun fact: there's a Peppa Pig episode about her overcoming her fears of spiders. This episode was banned in Australia because they need the kids to be afraid of their fricking deadly spiders.

    • @margaritapeggyschuylervanr2486
      @margaritapeggyschuylervanr2486 2 года назад +36

      What episode was that? If it was banned in Australia I probably haven’t seen it lol

    • @pla6454
      @pla6454 2 года назад +132

      As an Aussie this is hilarious.

    • @carlosfer2201
      @carlosfer2201 2 года назад +34

      @@margaritapeggyschuylervanr2486 I believe it's called "Mister skinny legs"

    • @i_asked_
      @i_asked_ 2 года назад +101

      In that case spiderman should also be banned in Australia coz when i was 10 i was searching it everywhere just to get that bite

    • @bilalc4415
      @bilalc4415 2 года назад +9

      @@i_asked_ “I mean there’s only the upside. What could go wrong?” Lol

  • @eneobande7433
    @eneobande7433 2 года назад +1719

    'I worked with a Kangaroo once'...😅

    • @NesrocksGamingVideos
      @NesrocksGamingVideos 2 года назад +27

      You did? Where? Chuck E Cheese? Quiznos?

    • @rejmasi5665
      @rejmasi5665 2 года назад +3

      I worked with a 30 ft python as a job... working with a kangaroo sounds so much more unbelievable and dangerous lol.

    • @jasonjones3694
      @jasonjones3694 2 года назад +1

      😂😂

    • @bellabana
      @bellabana 2 года назад +4

      If he boxed with a kangaroo then it would’ve been animal cruelty and wouldn’t be allowed today, especially in Australia as it’s against the law. It’s no different from making animals like bears, tigers, elephants perform so-called ‘tricks’ for the publics amusement.

    • @Raida7
      @Raida7 2 года назад

      @@bellabana correct, I recall Jay Leno telling a story of how he'd been quickly beaten by a 'boxing kangaroo' when he was young - when it was still legal to put gloves on a big red and sell tickets to fight it in a cage.

  • @kpin80
    @kpin80 2 года назад +134

    "The most poisonous snake in the universe is probably back there."
    "Why are we here!?" 😂😂

  • @kylesanders8276
    @kylesanders8276 2 года назад +1647

    I love it when Andy shares his stories, they're always perfect supplements to the guest stories

    • @jarrodshipard
      @jarrodshipard 2 года назад +6

      Andy was right about Roos tearing your balls off, that's why their nuts retract into their body when fighting.

    • @wahahabuh
      @wahahabuh 2 года назад +32

      Andy is quality, not quantity

    • @naughtyskywalker9292
      @naughtyskywalker9292 2 года назад +7

      *Andy and the Quiznos Kangaroo co-worker.*

    • @viewezlalan7650
      @viewezlalan7650 Год назад +10

      His comedic timing is impeccable. Rarely interrupts but when he does its hilarious

    • @jacquiepinel2620
      @jacquiepinel2620 Год назад

      Yes

  • @Mechanic.Pete41
    @Mechanic.Pete41 2 года назад +108

    From every aussie watching this.... THEY ARE NOT BLOODY BEARS!!! it's a koala... not a bear. 😂😂

    • @Pip-ti9xp
      @Pip-ti9xp 2 года назад +13

      Drops bears are bears😂

    • @nirmalkrish4113
      @nirmalkrish4113 2 года назад +3

      Yes I agree, its #cringworthy.

    • @morning_latte
      @morning_latte 2 года назад +6

      YES!! OMG driving me nuts! JUST Koala, NOT bear!

    • @aussiebloke8781
      @aussiebloke8781 2 года назад +2

      Bears are Mammals,
      Koalas are Marsupials.

    • @Westside19th
      @Westside19th 2 года назад

      @@Pip-ti9xp he said koala

  • @lindab424
    @lindab424 2 года назад +512

    I'm an Aussie and laughed the whole way through this. I love telling people from overseas about our 'drop bears' and freaking them out.

    • @unaswimothuti
      @unaswimothuti 2 года назад +6

      Your what bears? What are those :D

    • @JohnJ469
      @JohnJ469 2 года назад +53

      @@unaswimothuti Drop bears. It's a sort of carnivorous Koala. They get their name from the way they attack, sitting on a branch and dropping onto their victim. One reason Aussies love our Vegemite is because it's a great Drop Bear repellent. Smearing Vegemite on the face and back of the neck prevents Drop Bear attacks, they hate the smell of the stuff.

    • @Hunny1au
      @Hunny1au 2 года назад +18

      @@unaswimothuti Drop bears lol. It's a made up joke to scare tourists and poke fun. As an Aussie I can officially tell you that drop bears don't exist hehe.

    • @lindab424
      @lindab424 2 года назад +27

      @@Hunny1au Spoil sport lol

    • @jarrodgriffin6705
      @jarrodgriffin6705 2 года назад +9

      @@Hunny1au why spread such dangerous lies?

  • @totalcontrol4205
    @totalcontrol4205 2 года назад +341

    As an Aussie and nearing 60, yep, everything he said is true, we just learn to live with it all and get on with it. Nothing kills us.

    • @matthewmangum6320
      @matthewmangum6320 2 года назад +1

      Quokka?

    • @totalcontrol4205
      @totalcontrol4205 2 года назад +2

      @@matthewmangum6320 cute little things that can't decide if they're a rat or a kangaroo. Never actually seen one, just pictures.

    • @mrmagoo4134
      @mrmagoo4134 2 года назад

      Only tourists

    • @jamievivian1843
      @jamievivian1843 2 года назад +2

      What about the drop bears?

    • @ellen3131
      @ellen3131 2 года назад

      @@jamievivian1843 Just put some toothpaste behind your ears, you'll be fine.

  • @sessi0000
    @sessi0000 2 года назад +264

    Fun fact: The Brown Snake is actually the 2nd most venomous in the universe. The title of the most venomous in the universe actually belongs to the Inland Taipan, also known as the Fierce Snake; also from Australia xDD

    • @jimcanterak7349
      @jimcanterak7349 2 года назад +6

      Universe?
      How do you know?

    • @carlosfer2201
      @carlosfer2201 2 года назад +3

      so what's the ranking for the black Mamba?

    • @sessi0000
      @sessi0000 2 года назад +17

      @@jimcanterak7349 Kevin Hart said 'in the universe' - i'm just going along with it.

    • @sessi0000
      @sessi0000 2 года назад +17

      @@carlosfer2201 The inland taipan is considered the most venomous snake in the world as it has the most potent venom of all. The Black Mamba is considered the most 'deadliest'.

    • @Luthanor1
      @Luthanor1 2 года назад +23

      Saw a kookaburra killing a small brown snake by smashing it on a metal sign in NSW before eating it, thought that’s was pretty amazing haha

  • @mike62mcmanus
    @mike62mcmanus 2 года назад +132

    Kevin is not lying, he freaked out over a butterfly when doing an interview with the Rock... Look it up... Funny.

    • @leeannsampson6050
      @leeannsampson6050 2 года назад +1

      Australia even has grass that can kill you. The blades of this type of grass cut through the skin and have poisonous toxins that enters your bloodstream.

    • @felixdom9693
      @felixdom9693 2 месяца назад

      Nah he freaking out to all animal he's weird scaredy cat

    • @RinRu-tt8hw
      @RinRu-tt8hw Месяц назад +1

      To be fair Australia does have acid spitting caterpillars, which turn into butterflies later so... he wasn't that far off

  • @southernbelletales
    @southernbelletales 2 года назад +210

    Wildlife experts love telling you at the last minute which areas the most deadly animal/insect are most common in 😂

  • @Gary-er3om
    @Gary-er3om 2 года назад +442

    Kevin Hart can talk about anything and make me laugh...reminds of a dear old friend. Thank you Mr. Hart for keeping me laughing. You're good people.

    • @johnsonzhang7315
      @johnsonzhang7315 2 года назад

      Why does he make you laugh

    • @omarradwan4418
      @omarradwan4418 2 года назад

      Is it the stories that he tells or his delivery that make you laugh?

    • @johnsonzhang7315
      @johnsonzhang7315 2 года назад +3

      @@omarradwan4418 delivery

    • @bfmvpwd
      @bfmvpwd Год назад

      @@omarradwan4418 why does it matter? He makes him laugh who cares why the guy is funny. Fk I hate people on the internet

    • @kurtsudheim825
      @kurtsudheim825 Год назад

      Really, he's an immature child! his whole speel is that he's bouncing around, give him ritalin & you'll see how funny he actually is

  • @11Khalid11
    @11Khalid11 2 года назад +496

    I lived in Australia and Kevin is absolutely right. I always wonder how the Aussies are so chilled about it while I'm freaking out every time I go to toilet thinking there'll be a red back under the toilet seat.

    • @sessi0000
      @sessi0000 2 года назад +52

      we're tough fuckers.

    • @cutehugo
      @cutehugo 2 года назад +44

      We Aussies grow up knowing red back spiders have a very distinctive web and you get to learn where they might be.

    • @LankyMofo
      @LankyMofo 2 года назад +43

      We’ve come to accept death is inevitable, so why stress the little things?

    • @marccrockett7645
      @marccrockett7645 2 года назад +34

      If it makes you feel better I've lived in Aus my whole life and check under the toilet seat, although I do it because I had a spider crawl up my leg late primary school (was probably harmless but I freaked out). Worst is when a huntsman randomly decides your clothes is a good home and you don't notice until you're putting it on/ have already put it on. They aren't deadly though.
      Also bites from redbacks aren't guaranteed death, had a mate at work who got bit, was paralyzed for a few hours and extremely sick but he was still back at work the next day (dude is a massive Maori built like a tank though). Think white tips or something are the scary ones, think it's their bites that dissolve your flesh and leave nasty craters+ skin deformation.

    • @adamlorentz8569
      @adamlorentz8569 2 года назад +1

      @@LankyMofo I wouldn't call getting bit by a spider and dying a "little thing" lol. And some of us want to live for a while if we can help it, there's a thing called caution that Aussies just can't wrap their head around

  • @css1173
    @css1173 2 года назад +87

    As someone living in a large city in Australia, there really isn't anything to be afraid of. Most of the scary stuff is in the outback. On the other hand USA seems much scarier to me. Like the countless videos I've seen of bears just roaming the streets and people's backyards seems much more alarming.

    • @bornfree9438
      @bornfree9438 2 года назад +10

      Agreed. I've lived both rural & outback...most of the animals that'll kill you stay away from you. The US seems a much riskier proposition with their bears and cougars etc

    • @pensiveboogie
      @pensiveboogie 2 года назад +3

      Yeah. North America has big bears and mountain lions. We don’t have creatures that attack and eat their victims.
      Our snakes are generally timid and unless cornered or provoked, are likely to avoid you. But if you walk in bushland wear stout boots and be on the lookout, but don’t let it ruin your walk.
      Our most feared spider, the funnel-web, is found in and around Sydney.
      Finally avoid swimming in tropical beaches in summer. Crocodiles, and Box and Irukanji jellyfish are abundant after summer monsoonal rains wash them from rivers into the ocean

    • @sirnato5218
      @sirnato5218 2 года назад

      yep, agree with that sentiment too. I grew up rural, and the only thing im really scared of, even though ive seen them a lot, are snakes. Get em when they're not cornered and they'll just bugger off, but I had one incident where there were lots of people on Christmas day and it had nowhere to go. Luckily ol farmer Grandma had the shovel and there's still a bit of a hole in our backyard where that snake was.
      Bears (and I've seen vids of scary moose too) scare me far more.

    • @oliviagrahammake-upservice7480
      @oliviagrahammake-upservice7480 2 года назад +3

      Aussie snakes are far worse than bears.

    • @davidhanifin2692
      @davidhanifin2692 2 года назад +12

      Or the guns in the USA WTF...

  • @josiahkatomd6149
    @josiahkatomd6149 2 года назад +59

    “You don’t really know it’s there but if it bites you, it’s over.” 💀💀 ROFL.

    • @Maxyshadow
      @Maxyshadow 2 месяца назад +1

      😂

    • @Kayenne54
      @Kayenne54 2 месяца назад

      Poor guy didn't know, but there's an ant which has killed more people than the red back spider. In fact, most Aussies don't know that. Jumping jack ant, it's called in some places.

  • @royclinton3368
    @royclinton3368 2 года назад +38

    "I know you don't like me to talk about this but I have been on other tv shows!"😂

  • @Subh8081
    @Subh8081 2 года назад +226

    True story: Went to an Australian zoo, saw some venomous snakes. In the zoo, there's a rest area with a sign - "beware of snakes". Asking in a nearby ice cream hut, came to know a Eastern Brown (2nd most venomous snake in the world) was spotted near the rest area - but not caught since the resident snake catcher is on vacation. The zoo was built in their grounds after all. So you go to the zoo to see caged snakes and free snakes both! And the snake outside is more venomous than the snakes inside. Lovely zoo though.

    • @munchkins123sassine4
      @munchkins123sassine4 2 года назад +6

      😂 the irony!

    • @DJRJAU
      @DJRJAU 2 года назад +16

      The snakes behind the glass are there for their own protection...

    • @lesilebari7266
      @lesilebari7266 2 года назад +1

      @@DJRJAU 😂😂😂

    • @Kalani_Saiko
      @Kalani_Saiko Год назад +2

      @@terkukurpikat I have a similar story, lived in a tiny town so we would often have snakes around but this one time while we were playing at the park, one of the other kids spotted what appeared to be a dead eastern brown snake on the road and when I tell you this snake was stretched across the entire bitumen road, I am not kidding. After a while we decided to head back home and this absolute monster of a snake starts slithering away scaring the heck out of us as we walked past the intersection.

    • @greywolf958
      @greywolf958 Год назад +2

      😂😂😂 Love the way you wrote this.

  • @ameliajones2070
    @ameliajones2070 2 года назад +1120

    I always love hearing people talk about our Australian animals 😂👏🏻

    • @shazam1334
      @shazam1334 2 года назад +11

      Ello there maite

    • @ashirbad3299
      @ashirbad3299 2 года назад +11

      G'Day

    • @aduhaneh1057
      @aduhaneh1057 2 года назад +1

      are they really dangerous or he just playing? most animals are dangerous tho

    • @Efemral
      @Efemral 2 года назад +9

      @@aduhaneh1057 I've had plenty of red backs around my house, they've never bothered me. Easy to avoid brown snakes. I"d be more scared of grizzly bears!

    • @Rambutan.
      @Rambutan. 2 года назад +5

      @@aduhaneh1057 They're dangerous yeah, but it depends where you are and what you're doing if you're going to get yourself in a spot of trouble.
      In suburban areas they're not often around. But if you're in the country, rainforest or beach, yeah you need to make decisions and keep your eyes sharp or you can get into some trouble.
      I'm from the north east, live in the rainforest/beach and worked in the country on farms and mines.
      For the most part you just have to either avoid their territory, or if you have to do it you have to figure out how to be really careful. And know what to do if it goes wrong.
      For example, there are few croc attacks even though salties are the most aggressive, purely because most people don't put themselves too close to their territory. I swim at certain beaches, not too close to river mouths, never in the rivers nearer the ocean. If you're going into the mangroves at night, you take a really strong torch so you can see the crocs eyes and get away if they're there. Don't walk too close when they're sunning themselves on the beach in the morning. The best thing to do for snakes and spiders is to walk slowly and look hard, and be careful if you pick up anything.
      It's pretty common to have spiders and snakes in the house depending where you live, and it's usually not a problem if you are careful about removing them, but sometimes you can get unlucky.
      The snakes and spiders aren't trying to kill you, if they do attack it's because they're scared or think they're being attacked usually. Cassowaries is self-defense. Crocs and sharks, well what do you expect.

  • @Sunny.27
    @Sunny.27 2 года назад +401

    Conan should do a special interview with Bill Burr and Kevin Hart together, with Andy on the side giving gold one liners.

    • @thepolygator3628
      @thepolygator3628 2 года назад +9

      worst combination ever. bill burr is a actual genius while kevin hart is just mainstream with humour that fits average people. bill burr would pick kevin apart and you cant change my mind about that

    • @Sunny.27
      @Sunny.27 2 года назад +20

      @@thepolygator3628 That's the whole point bruh. XD.

    • @ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid
      @ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid 2 года назад +4

      Umm...how bout scrap the Kevin Hart part of that, and just have Bill Burr alone?
      Adding Hart to Burr is like pouring milk into a glass of whiskey. Just...why?!

    • @calisongbird
      @calisongbird 2 года назад +4

      @@ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid what a weird and random analogy… 😂 But you’re not wrong.

    • @g-urts5518
      @g-urts5518 2 года назад +1

      All of you realize conan retired right?

  • @judahallen6576
    @judahallen6576 2 года назад +360

    No surprise there, kev is almost scared of everything 😂😂🤣🤣

    • @remnant24
      @remnant24 2 года назад

      Almost scared? So the rest is things he's entirely scared of, or not at all?

    • @judahallen6576
      @judahallen6576 2 года назад

      @@remnant24 just saying he's practically scared of everything, u looking some kind of argument or something?

    • @CaseyCharles
      @CaseyCharles 2 года назад +1

      Kevin Hart :
      Weaknesses - Australian Wildlife

    • @ronmartin4212
      @ronmartin4212 2 года назад +2

      You'd be scared down there,too!!!You think snails are harmless?!!!!!!?Down there,think again.Theres one type that is venomous.Enough said.

    • @remnant24
      @remnant24 2 года назад +1

      @@judahallen6576 No, just wondering what it means to be almost scared or practically scared. Because linguistically, they mean he's not scared.

  • @Jesterofthecourt
    @Jesterofthecourt 2 года назад +47

    it's such a weird concept growing up as an australian and remembering that in some places, the wildlife isn't completely deadly.

    • @Kayenne54
      @Kayenne54 2 месяца назад

      Yes...but...We can at least approach some critters, like the porcupine or ....well...if you're game, any critter, and not get rabies.

  • @123JWJWJW
    @123JWJWJW 2 года назад +210

    His reactions are so ridiculously funny. That Australian morning show and the Tonight Show with one of the Irwin kids leave me crying as I laugh so hard

    • @hardy2175
      @hardy2175 2 года назад

      Yes, and are you aware how Irwin dad died?

    • @roygeorge5364
      @roygeorge5364 2 года назад +12

      @@hardy2175 of course we are aware how he died, he's a national legend down here. What's your point?

    • @ashley12992
      @ashley12992 2 года назад +2

      @@hardy2175 Why did you even feel the need to ask this

    • @Kalani_Saiko
      @Kalani_Saiko Год назад +1

      @@hardy2175 Firstly it's Steve Irwin, secondly, of course everyone knows how he died, he is literally a legend.

  • @tatzybatzy1286
    @tatzybatzy1286 2 года назад +23

    Love that Kevin Hart was the zoologist in Jumanji 😂😂😂

    • @johnconway9882
      @johnconway9882 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/s7gZW_i9dKg/видео.html

  • @mizzle124
    @mizzle124 2 года назад +136

    Kev always been scared of the wildlife lol

    • @sada0101
      @sada0101 2 года назад +1

      To be fair, all humans are afraid of death.

    • @gk2370
      @gk2370 2 года назад +1

      It makes me wonder why he even got a role in Jumanji movie in the first place

    • @SilverJackLeg
      @SilverJackLeg 2 года назад +1

      Nah, I think he explained that one time, when he said that he wasn't afraid before, because he had nothing to lose. But now he has a family, he has achieved success professionally, got into money - it's only logical to think "yeah, it would be a shame to die NOW, you know".

    • @chinoparatodo
      @chinoparatodo 2 года назад

      dolphin ostrich and now kangaroo

  • @jacobdakshak5919
    @jacobdakshak5919 2 года назад +21

    Every time he says “what?” It gets me 😂😂😂

  • @maltesorensenyt
    @maltesorensenyt 2 года назад +9

    Andy just casually drops "I worked with a kangaroo once" like that doesn't need further explanation!

  • @mikm5432
    @mikm5432 2 года назад +23

    I would remortgage my house to pay to see kevin and a huntsman spider in one room.

  • @Raida7
    @Raida7 2 года назад +45

    as an Aussie, I can confirm that is how we'd describe a danger.
    "Yeah no dont' worry the [animal] will only bite you if you disturb it, they hide under the leaves on footpaths. Don't worry, nobody has *died* from a bite in years we have anti venom cos it's so dangerous. Want to go for a walk?"

    • @wannabedal-adx458
      @wannabedal-adx458 2 года назад +1

      I can see you don't work for the tourism bureau!!! 🤣

    • @fionamackie3357
      @fionamackie3357 2 года назад

      @@wannabedal-adx458 our tourism bureau has their own ads🤣
      ruclips.net/video/eNEeq5qGh8I/видео.html

    • @DEVILTAZ35
      @DEVILTAZ35 2 года назад +1

      Then if they do get bitten run like hell as most places don't have anti venom on hand in reality lol

  • @mengkeangveng3899
    @mengkeangveng3899 2 года назад +40

    I love how Andy confessed about his job experience! Must not have mentioned during his interview or audition. 😂

  • @SophieTheBagel1984
    @SophieTheBagel1984 2 года назад +35

    The size disparity between these 2 is hilarious.

  • @420johonig
    @420johonig 2 года назад +29

    As amazing as they are as standups Leno and Letterman were nowhere as good with comedians on their shows as Conan. Conan knows how to let comedians do their thing. He's the best 👌 👍

    • @carlosfer2201
      @carlosfer2201 2 года назад

      Kettering? Did you mean Letterman?

  • @StefWriter
    @StefWriter 2 года назад +1

    I've been looking for this! Thank you for re-uploading it! 😃

  • @jamesross2373
    @jamesross2373 2 года назад +89

    Americans: “everything in Australia can kill you”
    Me (Australian) “What? We don’t have to carry bear spray or a firearm and hang our food in a tree when camping because of 10ft tall grizzly bears”

    • @moviescenes9329
      @moviescenes9329 2 года назад +15

      Lol Americans don’t need to worry about anything over there because a lot of there animals are in there bushland only, Australia we have the most deadliest animals in our backyards in our houses so on that’s the main reason why people go on about our wildlife

    • @davidmaltais2912
      @davidmaltais2912 2 года назад

      No but if your near any water a croc can kill you lol

    • @jamesross2373
      @jamesross2373 2 года назад +3

      @@davidmaltais2912 Not true, crocs only live in certain areas. Most of the country doesn't even have crocs.

    • @planetdisco4821
      @planetdisco4821 2 года назад +3

      Yeah had crocs in a swamp over the road when I was living in FNQ and also lived and worked in a mangrove swamp for 4 years in the NT but a bear would totally freak me the hell out…

    • @lkytdsvc
      @lkytdsvc 2 года назад +1

      @@jamesross2373 except when there's a major flood.

  • @LootFreak
    @LootFreak 2 года назад +49

    Hahaha - I live on a property on the outskirts of a National Park in Australia and he isn't wrong.
    Can't even lay in the grass out here. Bro when I travelled to Canada I found out how comfortable laying in the grass was and fell asleep so many times in public places just feelin' it out.

    • @trudycrerar6056
      @trudycrerar6056 2 года назад +3

      I so want to lay on the grass like I did in NZ all the time. Can't do it in OZ we have an ant problem at the moment. When I got bitten by an ant I was pretty pissed off. But I just name the Huntsman spiders now. I've had Steve and Andy.😊😃

    • @LootFreak
      @LootFreak 2 года назад

      @@trudycrerar6056 I gotta get to NZ and try that grass!

    • @iris4547
      @iris4547 2 года назад

      i wont even walk in the grass barefoot. but thats mostly cause of bindis.

    • @user-tc5cn1pq7s
      @user-tc5cn1pq7s 6 месяцев назад

      Was chilling in the beachside until a dingo smacked by butt

  • @NPCNPCB
    @NPCNPCB 2 года назад +10

    I was gold detecting in a dry creek in rural Australia, and I was stalked by a big brown snake that looked like it had not had a drink of water for weeks and I was moving in where the water used to be... so scary, I bailed very fast.

    • @Kayenne54
      @Kayenne54 2 месяца назад

      Gosh. Just put out a saucer of milk for the poor thirsty thing. Snakes will go for that, which is why one should NOT feed the cat outside, or leave the baby nursery window open. (not that one should give milk to a cat anyway).

  • @PeterParker-kr6yr
    @PeterParker-kr6yr 2 года назад +186

    For those of you worried about our native wildlife in Australia, here are some statistics to put things into perspective:
    The average number of snake bite fatalities per year in Australia is 2
    The average spider bite fatalities per year has been virtually 0 since the introduction of anti venom for red back spiders and the funnel web spider in the 1980’s
    In 2021 Australia had 12 unprovoked shark attacks on humans while America had 47 during the same period
    Tens of thousands of Americans die each year due to violent gun related crimes.
    I think Kevin is safer with the Australian wildlife 🦘🐨🐍🕷🦈🇦🇺

    • @enoraskye6020
      @enoraskye6020 2 года назад +10

      One correction. When people tout gun death numbers, most people reading that think homicides. one person killing another. Tens of thousands of people do die due to guns, that is true and very sad. But, well over half of those (some years as high as 2/3) are due to suicide. They are not all homicides.
      Unfortunately, guns are one of those inventions that can not be un-invented. I have a buddy who made his own semi-automatic pistol (actually, quite well done too), using tools he bought at Home Depot. he's made several of them now, in fact. A prisoner in Louisiana once made a rudimentary firearm WHILE in prison. to solve American's violence (aka "gun") problems, you have to solve the inherent violent nature of the human race.

    • @Niko-pm7gv
      @Niko-pm7gv 2 года назад +10

      @@enoraskye6020 or just live anywhere else in the world

    • @iris4547
      @iris4547 2 года назад

      @@enoraskye6020 "you have to solve the inherent violent nature of the human race" so 95% of the rest of the world has solved this problem and america seems stuck on it?

    • @kandykainepowdah1987
      @kandykainepowdah1987 2 года назад

      They have like 225million + more people then us .. so makes sense they get more attacks

    • @enoraskye6020
      @enoraskye6020 2 года назад

      @@iris4547 You're kidding, right? While the US leads the world in gun ownership and gun violence, we are not even in the top 10 for homicide rate (per 100k people). LOTS of other places in the world more deadly than the US, even withboir guns.

  • @flickinlures
    @flickinlures 2 года назад +129

    Kevin Hart had obviously listened to his hosts here in Australia , because he quoted quite clearly what each of our so called nasty animals can do if you cross them , having spent 56 years on this planet and all of them in this wonderful country i am still standing , yes ive seen everyone of these animals but haven't had to run for my life .He is an absolute professional comedian and can disect anything to make it funny .He's the best just love him, oh and it's a Koala not Koala Bear Kev !! just sayin

  • @R___________________
    @R___________________ 2 года назад +14

    We also have giant flightless birds called cassowaries, kind of an ostrich but with excessive steroidal rage. They'll rage attack cars in the bush (forest or wilderness areas if non-Australian) and/or disembowel a person in two seconds flat, and do not play well with others

    • @ericl3272
      @ericl3272 2 года назад

      Just looked up an image, those things look like dinosaurs with that helmet on their head

    • @user-tc5cn1pq7s
      @user-tc5cn1pq7s 6 месяцев назад

      I had found it on my backyard in the morning while I was playing cricket with my mates.

  • @blastermasterguy
    @blastermasterguy 2 года назад +30

    Kevin: Wait WHAT? Where is this snake AT?
    Home Owner: Oh their probably back there.
    Kevin: WHY ARE WE HEREEEE?

  • @BrianSmith-ez9kj
    @BrianSmith-ez9kj 2 года назад +14

    I had a chance to hold a Koala, many years ago- she was a Juvenile Female, and I was holding her Like you would a baby- Koalas have evolved as tree dwellers, and they have Crazy Claws, similar to squirrels but much bigger- as I was holding her, she got nervous and startled and sunk those claws in to my arm and chest and with added grip strength- took two handlers to pry her off me, and I wasn't bleeding really, but had some puncture marks and my shirt had some holes in it- the Koala wasn't even being hostile, she just got scared, and she Still tore me up 😁

  • @Vivianblue.
    @Vivianblue. 2 года назад +11

    My Australian great grandmother was bitten on the bum (bottom) by a redback spider when nature called going to the outdoor dunny in the middle night. She survived the bite, the spider did not. They bred them tough in those days. 😊

  • @taputechnic
    @taputechnic 2 года назад +34

    There's even a tree in Australia that'll stick you with hundreds of barbs if you graze it, which you then need to remove by hot-waxing.
    Edit: The barbs are poisonous too.

    • @VoVina111
      @VoVina111 2 года назад +6

      oooomg wtf is wrong with Australia lol. It's like those deadly forests in fairytales but the whole continent

    • @bundydown6031
      @bundydown6031 2 года назад +8

      Is that the Gympie Gympie leaf 🍃 so painful they named it twice.. Dendrocnide moroides

    • @taputechnic
      @taputechnic 2 года назад +1

      @@bundydown6031 Yes, I had forgotten the name, and now that I look it up, the barbs are poisonous too.

    • @fu_raha
      @fu_raha 2 года назад

      What? Seriously Australia and all these dangerous things.

    • @JadedKate
      @JadedKate 2 года назад

      @@kermittf9896 never heard of that one, mate.
      only know the gympie gympie. to people outside australia; kind of like the worst cousin of stinging nettle.

  • @Gabriel-rp2pc
    @Gabriel-rp2pc Год назад +2

    “Where are these snakes?”
    “Probably over there.”
    “WHY ARE WE HERE??!”
    😂😂😂

  • @joelagpalo2710
    @joelagpalo2710 Год назад +4

    Kevin is such a good story teller. It reminds me of our family reunion on my father’s side, i’ts the way my uncles told the stories and it’s so lively and funny. I always try to watch Kevin because he is such a story teller whether it’s over the top but it always bring fond memories about family reunion which bring joy to me❤❤❤❤❤

  • @sanebooks
    @sanebooks 2 года назад +8

    I really love Kevin Hart! I was really depressed and I watched this and it really lit up my day!

  • @Rygoat
    @Rygoat 2 года назад +3

    The trick is to let daddy long legs spiders take over the toilet so they kill all the redbacks. Then you just have to make sure to always tap out your shoes before putting them on in the morning and you're golden.

  • @Optixz1
    @Optixz1 Год назад +12

    I’m an Aussie and I think this is so funny 😂😂😂

  • @whaitwhatwhyamihere504
    @whaitwhatwhyamihere504 2 года назад +3

    "why are we here!?" ... I would ask the exact same 😂

  • @JJPMustang
    @JJPMustang 2 года назад +6

    1:03 Kevin looks even smaller than normal in this shot 😂

  • @jacobdakshak5919
    @jacobdakshak5919 2 года назад +32

    Okay, we need a playlist of Kevin on this show 😂😂😂

  • @seanthurman5482
    @seanthurman5482 2 года назад +2

    I've met Andy in a bar in Seattle I walked in and he was singing karaoke what a trip for me to meet him such a humble and cool dude

  • @dannysalinas8811
    @dannysalinas8811 2 года назад +29

    Andy is the only one that can interrupt a conversation, and it be more interesting than the original.

  • @jacobdakshak5919
    @jacobdakshak5919 2 года назад +5

    “Wait, what?”
    😂😂😂

  • @alejandrorabadan8979
    @alejandrorabadan8979 2 года назад +6

    Kevin’s split-second breath break had me dying 🤣🤣

  • @nebulabloomstar235
    @nebulabloomstar235 2 года назад +2

    I'm so glad they uploaded this again.

  • @SCDSlimShadow
    @SCDSlimShadow 2 года назад +62

    That wasn't a koala... that was a deadly drop bear.

    • @ananth.a
      @ananth.a 2 года назад +3

      OMG, how was Kevin and his wife allowed near it without all the protective gear and the diving glass???

    • @MuhammadEgypt
      @MuhammadEgypt 2 года назад +1

      It never occurred to me you guys have folklore, too. haha Drop Bear. lol

    • @ananth.a
      @ananth.a 2 года назад

      @@MuhammadEgypt ruclips.net/video/KCGUNpzjD6M/видео.html

    • @JadedKate
      @JadedKate 2 года назад

      @@MuhammadEgypt it's the longest running practical joke aussies have run on dumb foreigners 😅 they're all in on it as well.
      usually the culprits only stick to americans, so the europeans who are in on the joke do their best to play along 😎

  • @pweter351
    @pweter351 2 года назад +4

    Most of our animals are cool as,
    One time I was checking the surf and I laid down on some grass, I was there for fifteen minutes before I notice a grey Kangaroo doing the same about three metres away. He was just chillin.

  • @just_abald_guy_who_love_to9324
    @just_abald_guy_who_love_to9324 2 года назад +8

    As an Australian I can confirm our butterfly can throw acid into others eye

    • @johnconway9882
      @johnconway9882 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/s7gZW_i9dKg/видео.html

  • @solmanJapan
    @solmanJapan 2 года назад +9

    Kevin Hart: Australian wildlife is dangerous
    Australians: so...?

  • @OIdPudding
    @OIdPudding 2 года назад +15

    Kevin Hart needs a podcast

  • @bibhushanbhandari5795
    @bibhushanbhandari5795 2 года назад +8

    Sus on the editor for not making this video 4:20

    • @John_C_J
      @John_C_J 2 года назад

      They tried. They even skiped the outro.

  • @deborahakong1013
    @deborahakong1013 2 года назад +12

    Wow. He is so hilarious . Greatest story teller

  • @adrienneclarke3953
    @adrienneclarke3953 2 года назад +2

    I grew up in Australia. At the top of a hill near the beach was a sign, "Ashtons Lookout". For years i thought Ashtons was a type of snake.

  • @MichaelSmithAU
    @MichaelSmithAU 2 года назад +3

    I could walk outside now and easily find half a dozen Red-Back Spider around my patio furniture.
    We don't bother them - they don't bother us.

    • @hazzaplayz808
      @hazzaplayz808 2 года назад +2

      Same here, most of what tourists freak over to us its like 'Meh'..😂

  • @kimgott8635
    @kimgott8635 Год назад +6

    I can't get enough of Kevin Hart! The only person that can make me laugh ALL THE TIME

  • @meld0507
    @meld0507 2 года назад +5

    Just to let all the non Australians know when my kids were at primary school they had a special warning bell for if there was a snake spotted on the school grounds and to stay indoors. No joke, they had a fire one, a hide there is a dangerous person on school grounds and a snake warning.

    • @elles2261
      @elles2261 2 года назад +2

      Omg I moved to the country and I heard they closed the stairs of the primary school building “for the second time that week” because of a snake.

  • @theconfusingchannel3170
    @theconfusingchannel3170 2 года назад +4

    This is so true I'm not australian but have lived there for 10 years and let me tell you what he is saying is true! Lizards, snakes, spiders, crocodiles, and just the other day some guy got bitten by a shark in Sydney....bitten to death

    • @daniellamcgee4251
      @daniellamcgee4251 2 года назад +1

      If you look up the stats., it's not so scary. :)

  • @sarahauld5867
    @sarahauld5867 2 года назад +45

    As an Australian, I found this hilarious.

  • @WTK839
    @WTK839 2 года назад +18

    “I worked with a Kangaroo once.”
    Conan: what do you mean!
    “You Are not my first boss, Conan.”

  • @Tker1970
    @Tker1970 2 года назад +5

    Whenever I tell my wife I want to go to Australia, I get a video from her of all the animals waiting to kill me when I step off the plane. A recent one was a bird swooping down, picking up a poisonous snake and dropping it on a family having a picnic.

  • @makrostheblack4791
    @makrostheblack4791 2 года назад +36

    As an Aussie, I can say with much conviction... he's lucky he didn't meet a Drop Bear!

  • @yappaplay
    @yappaplay 7 месяцев назад +2

    The reason the koalas were looking at him funny cause he called them koala bears when they’re clearly not bears.

  • @huhner_suppe
    @huhner_suppe 2 года назад +13

    I agree with Kevin, as a person who lives in Australia god literally just pushed everything that can kill you to here

    • @VoVina111
      @VoVina111 2 года назад

      y'all how do you even live there? 😭😭 Are you always on the lookout and on edge, or are you so used to it that it's not a big deal?

    • @ttfreckleton
      @ttfreckleton 2 года назад +3

      I'm in Australia and it's really not that bad as outside people say. Kangaroos are more scared of you and will move away, same with snakes, spiders you do have to be careful of though. There's nothing else. We haven't got coyotes, bears, tigers, cheetahs, polar bears or things like that. Crocodiles are probably the worst we have - they will definitely stalk you and take you if they can, but they are only up north and in the wild.

    • @VoVina111
      @VoVina111 2 года назад

      @@ttfreckleton thanks for your answer! Man spiders are the dangerous ones? 😖 I'm already afraid of spiders and the ones we have here don't come after ppl, just stay in the corner

    • @munchkins123sassine4
      @munchkins123sassine4 2 года назад

      @@ttfreckleton exactly 👍 on ya mate! Keep it real!

  • @annihilator3470
    @annihilator3470 2 года назад +6

    I would love to see Kevin Hart react to a cassowary lol.

  • @josuejaredpaz5119
    @josuejaredpaz5119 9 месяцев назад +3

    He isn't wrong. Not that every animal could kill you but he is right about Aussies speaking about like it's nothing. Then again they live there so it is normal. When I went to visit my friend in Tasmania. Her family kept telling me about places and animals to avoid and to watch out for certain things. Swear to God I couldn't sleep at night thinking a spider or snake would bite me. Like they spoke about it so calmly like it was nothing and I was freaking out. At one point I felt my life was in constant danger. Like that's not normal. So for all Aussies Stop freaking out tourists. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @yiledute
    @yiledute Год назад +1

    The kangaroo guy came out of nowhere, it was almost like a jumpscare

  • @Infinite160
    @Infinite160 2 года назад +4

    It really is a talent to be a good story teller. And Kevin Hart is definitely a good story teller.

  • @madhatman9166
    @madhatman9166 2 года назад +10

    I would love to see Kevin Hart host a nature show....

  • @wilsargisson3626
    @wilsargisson3626 2 года назад +1

    I live in Australia and it's not uncommon to find a spider the size of a saucer on the bedroom wall.

  • @420johonig
    @420johonig 2 года назад +1

    It looks like Goliath is interviewing David. Lol 😆 🤣 😂

  • @pensiveboogie
    @pensiveboogie 2 года назад +8

    When you come here you need to be seriously afraid of two creatures.
    1. Drop bears. Vicious koalas that pounce on you from their trees and kill you
    2. Hoop snakes. Extremely venomous snake that grip their tails in their mouths, thus forming a circle, enabling them to roll at great speed, like a large wheel. Nothing is faster than an angry hoop snake

  • @joking7081
    @joking7081 2 года назад +7

    The Australian wildlife is not dangerous compared to other countries. Most wildlife in Australia will try to get away from you. Unlike other countries who have bears etc.

    • @RPZSTA
      @RPZSTA 2 года назад

      Or... worse. MOOSE! HIPPOS?

    • @user-tc5cn1pq7s
      @user-tc5cn1pq7s 6 месяцев назад

      Bears don't knock your doors everyday, the point here is you'll find magpie, kangaroos, dingos, snakes, spiders, wallabies on an everyday basis in your backyard in Australia. It's dangerous for tourists visiting Australia, we're adapted to it and it's normal for us

  • @pruxxy9437
    @pruxxy9437 2 года назад +2

    Bro i love this Guy So much. I Wish i met Him sometime

  • @muzalyahya7146
    @muzalyahya7146 2 года назад +1

    I'm sure Kevin is such a delight for most talkshow hosts cuz he's so good and colourful in his storytellings...

  • @greenlatte99
    @greenlatte99 Год назад +3

    I love Kevin Hart. He makes people around him smile. He has a happy and pleasant vibe.

  • @ahamedjunaid59298
    @ahamedjunaid59298 2 года назад +7

    Watching kevin hart is like having an antidepressant 😃😃

  • @angelbrown6116
    @angelbrown6116 2 года назад +13

    I’m Australian and I died watching this, ahhaha!!

    • @johnconway9882
      @johnconway9882 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/s7gZW_i9dKg/видео.html

  • @thekingofhistory4360
    @thekingofhistory4360 2 года назад +1

    The Australia outback is what Dungeons and Dragons would look like if it was real.

  • @chupitolepame5357
    @chupitolepame5357 2 года назад +8

    Kevin is such a fun guy

  • @matthewcullen1298
    @matthewcullen1298 2 года назад +4

    It's funny how complacent you get as an Aussie who grew up in the bush. I walk through long grass in boots and shorts. I've had brown snakes slither across my boots while out bushwalking. I've had a taipan go over my bare feet one day when I walked outside the house and it was curled up among our shoes and boots. I only went out to grab the mail 🤣 we used to get a lot of red belly black snakes around the milking shed. I've only ever been struck at once as a little kid when my cousin's and I were running through the rainforest on their property and I accidentally stood on a black snake. My brother come face to face, literally, with an eastern brown snakeone day when he was rock climbing. He pulled himself up to a good horizontal crack in the rock face and there was the snake staring him in the face. He was roped in so he jumped back and fell till the rope cut in. He changed his route after that

    • @noelinenannono834
      @noelinenannono834 6 месяцев назад

      🙆what

    • @matthewcullen1298
      @matthewcullen1298 6 месяцев назад

      @@noelinenannono834 it's not like you see them all the time Mate 😊but when you deliberately go into their habitat you will see them if you are quiet

  • @Herman-hr2ti
    @Herman-hr2ti Год назад +1

    Kevin...I am born and raised in Australia and I know your pain...I still panic and run. God gave me 4 sons who are fearless but sometimes I have to wait for them to arrive.

  • @ITSaPendragon
    @ITSaPendragon 2 года назад +1

    lived in Australia for 19 years never saw a snake, deadly spider, croc, koala or a roo
    was on holiday in the US and saw 4 rattle snakes and 3 bears in the space of 5 weeks.

  • @Rachel-sv9pq
    @Rachel-sv9pq Год назад +5

    I had some friends in Australia so I decided to go visit and reading up on the country it was like NO WAY I'M GOING TO MAKE IT OUT OF THERE ALIVE! I shared my concerns with my friends and they just laughed at the silly American

  • @noneofyourbusiness5433
    @noneofyourbusiness5433 2 года назад +3

    In Aus we have the Funnel Web spider, not only will it kill an adult, it's aggressive and will actually CHASE you. A friend found one in her baby's room, and it arched up and chased after her to bite her. That's a true story, not some Aussie talk it up story to make us sound cool. I'm an Aussie and I'm scared of them. In north Queensland we have a tiny jelly fish the size of a fingernail or so. You can't see it in the water, but if you get stung, you're in a world of hurt, can kill small children. We have to swim in full stinger suits during summer. My best mate lives in Carins, there is a 4m croc in a creek 2 mins from his house that the council is trying to get rid of. We also get attacked by a bird called a magpie every year. They will peck your head or rip on your ear when you walk or ride past their nests every spring. I laughed when one attacked my 6yr old daughter........it was a pure Australian moment. It's really not that bad, we don't have any big land animals that want to eat us like bears or big cats. For some reason Aus gets a bad wrap.

  • @robertmorrison5110
    @robertmorrison5110 2 года назад

    Hey Kev u forgot about the drop bears hahahaha

  • @Pitera2140
    @Pitera2140 2 года назад +2

    Kangeroo guy always pops outta nowhere haha

  • @ashleethompson3219
    @ashleethompson3219 2 года назад +4

    I live in Australia and not all of the animals are dangerous 🙃 😆 your just a sook. Don't forget the white tips, red bellies, blue bottles, box jelly fish, pluvers 😁 magpies, bindies, cat eyes, ticks, leaches, but the list goes on be interesting to see you camp in Aussie bush 😄 stay safe and well everyone 💙

    • @munchkins123sassine4
      @munchkins123sassine4 2 года назад +2

      😂 that’s it! F those foreigners brains up some more! 😂🤣

  • @adritabiswas8192
    @adritabiswas8192 2 года назад +5

    "Hold on, WHAT?! Where's the poisonous snake at?!"
    "Oh they're probably back there"
    "WHY ARE WE HERE?!"
    💀

  • @joeperkins4309
    @joeperkins4309 2 года назад +1

    Kevin looks so tiny next to Conan 😆

  • @lizzie7654
    @lizzie7654 2 года назад

    Yeah when you grow up in Australia - its just so normal to know about all this stuff that until I lived overseas I didn't realise how unusual it was. Like when I was a child we'd go to the beach and my parents just casually keep a big bottle of vinegar with our towels - you know in case you get stung by a box jellyfish. People I tell that to are like 'wait you still went in the ocean?' and I'm like 'well the chances were pretty low I mean yes they are in season but its rare for them to be at that beach and it had been years since there had been enough at that beach for it to be actually closed because of them...' and they just look horrified.