West Texas Dust-Storm/Trucker Urinalysis Catalog

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  • Опубликовано: 18 окт 2024

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  • @NosebleedPolitics
    @NosebleedPolitics 3 года назад +133

    *Limestone Outcropping*
    1:16 "guy" _Homo sapiens sapiens, Hominidae_
    1:22 _Selaginella lepidophylla, Selaginellaceae_
    1:23 _Myriopteris_ sp., _Pteridaceae_
    1:56 "agerita" _Berberis trifoliata, Berberidaceae_
    2:11 "green sotol" _Dasylirion leiophyllum, Ruscaceae_
    2:21 "dwarf false pennyroyal" _Hedeoma nana, Lamiaceae_
    2:34 "agarita"
    2:48 Louie
    2:49 "coyote" _Canis latrans, Canidae_
    3:32 Jack & Louie
    3:45 limestone formations
    4:41 _Echinocereus coccineus_ subsp. _transpecosensis_, _Cactaceae_ [flowering: ruclips.net/video/vW-w7nSBatE/видео.html ]
    5:17 limestone shelter
    *Igneous Scree*
    5:43 "New Mexico agave" _Agave perryi_ ssp. _neomexicana_, _Agavaceae_
    6:15 crypsis
    6:20 _Glandulicactus uncinatus, Cactaceae_
    7:10 "Spanish dagger" _Yucca faxoniana, Agavaceae_
    7:20 _Dasylirion_ sp., _Asparagaceae_
    7:25 "Texas rainbow cactus" _Echinocereus dasyacanthus, Cactaceae_
    7:30 ? "pincushion cactus" _Escobaria_ sp., _Cactaceae_
    7:36 _Glandulicactus uncinatus, Cactaceae_
    8:05 selection pressure
    9:17 "New Mexico agave"
    10:20 "devilshead" _Echinocactus horizonthalonius, Cactaceae_
    11:33 "beargrass" _Nolina texana, Ruscaceae_
    12:57 Jack
    13:22 "Spanish dagger"
    13:37 "agerita"
    15:06 "Spanish dagger"
    16:13 "green sotol"

    • @kaiganardea9275
      @kaiganardea9275 3 года назад +12

      damn Uncle Tony gots hard working followers. I'm glad cause it makes it easy for jackanapes like me. Thanks

    • @Crowborn
      @Crowborn 3 года назад +6

      Hey, this is pretty useful. Thanks!

    • @MrArtudtoo
      @MrArtudtoo 3 года назад +4

      2:49 dead coyote, don't see that every day (at least I don't)

    • @MrArtudtoo
      @MrArtudtoo 3 года назад +2

      Saw a llama once in a similar condition though

    • @whatabouttheearth
      @whatabouttheearth 3 года назад +5

      "Guy, Homo sapiens sapiens" 😄

  • @Nuthin141
    @Nuthin141 3 года назад +15

    As a citizen of El Paso, I thank you for providing this resource for plant life in the trans-Pecos region of Texas. Your videos have greatly raised my interests in local flora and fauna ecosystems especially in my area and I hope to one day be able to effectively provide assistance in the preservation and maybe even rejuvenation of our local natural resources and ecological wonders. Again, thank you so much _Joey_ and I hope our wind storms chill out next time you visit our little dusty corner of Texas!

  • @Theravadinbuto
    @Theravadinbuto 3 года назад +79

    When even the coyotes are getting mummified you know you’re in a mean landscape...

    • @troyclayton
      @troyclayton 3 года назад +5

      I found a bobcat like that, once. Dried out like a cracker under a porch. But, it was spring in New Hampshire- must have freeze dried over the winter.

  • @SubiGoRacing
    @SubiGoRacing 3 года назад +101

    I wonder what people think when they actually hear you shouting things like "tell me your secrets you prick!" At a rock in the middle of nowhere and just see a lone man walking about looking at things on the ground lol.

    • @Montino4Ever
      @Montino4Ever 3 года назад +10

      I'd assume a guy was looking at a rock, but that's pribly because I'm also that guy. Hmmm.

    • @MerkleAkrunphleuphle
      @MerkleAkrunphleuphle 3 года назад +2

      With a camera recording lol

    • @Dockhead
      @Dockhead 3 года назад +1

      its better than the smackhead i see stealing trollies from stores.

  • @Blackheathenly
    @Blackheathenly 3 года назад +78

    As an entomologist, I wish I had a tape measure on my finger to measure insects. What a great idea!

    • @midesti
      @midesti 3 года назад +8

      As an archaeologist, I wish the same for artifacts.

    • @himalayantongue
      @himalayantongue 3 года назад +7

      do it, coward! alternatively, just memorize some measures on your fingers, marked by knuckle lines or whatever. I've done this, got some very precise distances in cm on my fingers by nature, funnily enough

    • @joefization
      @joefization 3 года назад +3

      You could use it to measure your wiener too 🤣

    • @himalayantongue
      @himalayantongue 3 года назад +11

      @@joefization why not just put the measure on the wiener, kill two birds with one stone

    • @midesti
      @midesti 3 года назад +1

      @@joefization You sure could.

  • @M-Eater
    @M-Eater 3 года назад +30

    My mouth and breath is now crunchy from all the dust from this vid.

  • @katiekane5247
    @katiekane5247 3 года назад +20

    You in a dust storm is still better than 90% of what's on here. Thanks for showing us.

    • @katiekane5247
      @katiekane5247 3 года назад

      @@reptilez howdy my friend! Hope ur well 😃

  • @maxrockatansky1271
    @maxrockatansky1271 3 года назад +15

    ive learned so much about the state i live in from your post. i never knew a cool guy like you could appreciate a prickly rough landscape and see the good in it. Showing us the beauty and amazing ability for them to live without water in the blazing heat.

  • @JoyKathleeen
    @JoyKathleeen 3 года назад +10

    "I had too much coffee" will be on his headstone

  • @t.rodrodriguez7470
    @t.rodrodriguez7470 3 года назад +23

    Desert plants making a living in rough terrain. Respect.

  • @TheSuperCommentGuy
    @TheSuperCommentGuy 3 года назад +3

    Botanizing Mars, you have outdone yourself this time!

  • @craighoover1495
    @craighoover1495 3 года назад +13

    Thank you Joey, when in doubt, please make a video. I always get something out of what you put up.

  • @lindashankland5056
    @lindashankland5056 3 года назад +12

    I enjoy your disjointed rants and ramblings, always entertaining...and I learn a few things while listening, so it’s a win-win in my book. 👍

  • @nickbono8
    @nickbono8 3 года назад +20

    That person at 1:16 and the crazy wind and the dust blocking the sun is kinda creepy honestly.

  • @thomasbowyer9254
    @thomasbowyer9254 3 года назад +5

    The amount of knowledge per video is astounding, extremely entertaining too. Keep up the good work

  • @solardisk3
    @solardisk3 3 года назад +2

    I read once the natives used to pinch the spine off a yucca and pull it down the stalk. It would detach with a long, ultra strong filament they would use to sew together animal hides. Ready made sewing needle with the thread attached.

  • @ericgregory8020
    @ericgregory8020 3 года назад

    Tony,you and Nick Zentner ,CWU are by far the best U tube has to offer,the real world..watch your programs over and over,that latin is tough to retain.how the hell can you recall that much info,I used to think I was a fairly smart person but you blow my mind,dont stop teaching ..please ,love ya brother!

  • @byronlippe
    @byronlippe 3 года назад +3

    I grew up in Odessa and worked around the oil fields. I have eaten a lot of dirt. This video reminded me of home 👍😎. Miss the thunderstorms and starry nights. North of Andrew’s they plowed sand off the roads in the spring.

  • @sagetmaster4
    @sagetmaster4 3 года назад +8

    The difference in iron composition between the two limestones is unlikely to has been secondary fluids that happened post lithification. Possibly some minor sedimentary influx of Fe bearing clays that petered out over time. It doesn't take much Fe percentage wise to change the color significantly

  • @LaterMeansBrick
    @LaterMeansBrick 3 года назад +6

    Didn't know that the plant life on mars was this abundant.

  • @Huecohound
    @Huecohound 3 года назад +1

    Thanks for seeing the beauty of the desert and turning others on to it.

  • @andrewr.786
    @andrewr.786 3 года назад +5

    Love watching these videos to learn more on the botany of the state I've moved to. Gives me more things to seek out on weekends.

  • @pvtpain66k
    @pvtpain66k 3 года назад +2

    3:25 my cat came from the other room to give me a serious "what the fuck are you watching?" face.

  • @sammijane1640
    @sammijane1640 3 года назад +6

    You my friend are an absolute G!
    Thank you for the porn
    Love & Peace from West Yorks, UK

  • @danielalvarado9156
    @danielalvarado9156 2 года назад

    Thank you for showing West Texas some love! Even though we have crazy weather

  • @slainbybullet
    @slainbybullet 3 года назад +3

    I love your videos because you cover both things in interested in. Botany and geology

  • @thedudegrowsfood284
    @thedudegrowsfood284 3 года назад +8

    had to dust the inside of my computer screen

  • @workerant7874
    @workerant7874 3 года назад +1

    This guy, I tell ya. He makes me laugh, I learn shit. Freakin great. What a champ.

  • @guitarnutbolinuli5788
    @guitarnutbolinuli5788 3 года назад +1

    The upgraded quality of the video really shows when you get close for detail, looks great! Thanks.

  • @spetty9343
    @spetty9343 3 года назад +5

    its fascinating how similar the spines look compared to the grass.

  • @Shnarfbird
    @Shnarfbird 3 года назад +5

    With our special guest: Wind noise

  • @ajohnson153
    @ajohnson153 3 года назад

    What amazes me is how much crossover knowledge there is between botany and geology. Obviously it makes perfect sense, but somehow it never crossed my mind.

  • @Tommyr
    @Tommyr 3 года назад +2

    Your lungs must be really hating it. Thanks for another fine video!

  • @JeffBostick222
    @JeffBostick222 6 месяцев назад

    This was the first video of Tony's I watched and got me hooked.

  • @fastwest433
    @fastwest433 3 года назад

    Love your videos! I’m from the west Texas area. We always look at the sun during the day while in a dust storm. Not so much at night though 🤪

  • @TheRobotViking
    @TheRobotViking 3 года назад +2

    Can you make a quick video about how to deal with the authorities when they approach you in the wild? I've had a few humorous interactions and I'm curious about your tactics. thanks! be well brother

  • @norcalcracks
    @norcalcracks 3 года назад +4

    Those redwings are the best boots , hands down!

  • @troygoss6400
    @troygoss6400 3 года назад

    I love the plants that grow in west Texas. I need to get back there and do some hiking in the winter. Thank you for sharing.

  • @cameronsandoval7688
    @cameronsandoval7688 3 года назад +4

    video about my neck of the woods I’m
    Stoked!

  • @planterbanter
    @planterbanter 3 года назад +1

    I will never get tired of listening to you speak mate haha

  • @nathanfinch7395
    @nathanfinch7395 3 года назад

    just listened to your podcast where you mentioned the broken windshield. good stuff

  • @scowell
    @scowell 3 года назад

    I love your stuff, especially west Texas... I was born and raised out there. Sorry you had the dust, it's not a regular occurrence like Lubbock, Amarillo etc.

  • @patrickblock2477
    @patrickblock2477 3 года назад +1

    Your ramblings are like a cool drink in the desert

  • @itsrachelfish
    @itsrachelfish 3 года назад +1

    3:21 holy shit the wind sound, this is like ANTI-ASMR

  • @ChristenW
    @ChristenW 3 года назад

    That Glandulicactus is so cool! And, the Berberis (agarita to me) might look mean but it makes a delicious fruit..

  • @whowereweagain
    @whowereweagain 3 года назад +6

    Be sure to like the video

  • @jermman10
    @jermman10 3 года назад +2

    “Short for me is like 10 minutes long” 17 min into the video 😂😂 love it!

  • @simonwright6623
    @simonwright6623 3 года назад +3

    Hell Yeah another one of my favorite time sinks and new passion

  • @spicy110
    @spicy110 3 года назад

    You are awesome dude!

  • @sowmindful1501
    @sowmindful1501 3 года назад +2

    Oh how I do not miss these storms from my childhood.

  • @mdog86
    @mdog86 3 года назад +1

    Hills Have Eyes looking dude up on the cliff was creepy as fuck lol

  • @IvelLeCog
    @IvelLeCog 3 года назад

    You mentioned in an earlier video once the New Zealand Yukka. Would that be what we refer to as Cabbage Trees?

  • @markmiller4503
    @markmiller4503 3 года назад +1

    Crazy that dog was sleeping in such a storm

  • @cgriggsiv
    @cgriggsiv 3 года назад +2

    Yes my good man you are definitely an extremely windy windy day blocking out the Sun and everything else that's a lot of sand up there in this sky
    Sandstorm heaven or hell

    • @chezmoi42
      @chezmoi42 3 года назад +1

      I wondered what that music was, thanks.

  • @backtothebasics9366
    @backtothebasics9366 3 года назад +1

    Love your videos dude. I appreciate the time you take to share your knowledge. Anyways. Fuckoff I got work to do

  • @felixhb12
    @felixhb12 3 года назад

    Hey Tommy, hope you're good and where nowhere near the train yard shooting that happened yesterday in northern California.

  • @dbob8800
    @dbob8800 3 года назад +1

    how many areas of USA that you have visited are directly affected by the loss of large herds of migrating herbivores? by that I mean if you were to put them back would you say there would be a change toward the normalisation of the local ecology?

  • @PenntuckytheCrag
    @PenntuckytheCrag 3 года назад

    we love your rants as much as your knowledge of plants

  • @sowdiem6047
    @sowdiem6047 3 года назад

    That sand storm had me worried Houthi rebels were going to outflank you.

  • @Tipi_Dan
    @Tipi_Dan 3 года назад

    A perfect day to frolic in a forbidding landscape.
    Do you like sotol?

  • @CattyMcMeow
    @CattyMcMeow 3 года назад +5

    I could taste this video

  • @barbkrienke8400
    @barbkrienke8400 3 года назад

    Great vid!!! I love all of the things I learn from you.

  • @gup8175
    @gup8175 3 года назад +1

    Nice, thanks Joe.

  • @rridderbusch518
    @rridderbusch518 3 года назад +4

    Dust-goggles for the daaags, please! GFY. Bye.

  • @DrDjones
    @DrDjones 3 года назад +1

    Neat berber trifoliate. I like my trifoliate orange plant here in the SE

  • @hairybass480
    @hairybass480 3 года назад

    Fuck yeah. Climb that shit and tell us curious fucks what's what. Thank you!

  • @midesti
    @midesti 3 года назад +2

    I have a 15 year old agave (not sure of the species) and a young Solanum quitoense growing indoors, and you know it when you bump into them.

    • @treebeard7140
      @treebeard7140 3 года назад +1

      My aloe ferox is getting harder to water every year. Pointy bastards.

  • @nopetuber
    @nopetuber 3 года назад +1

    That sky looks almost exactly like pictures from Mars

  • @Toddis
    @Toddis 3 года назад +3

    The Cactus Savior 💦 🌵

  • @xiphophorus3088
    @xiphophorus3088 3 года назад +2

    Don't forget to come back to CA for wildfire season.

  • @J_Lag
    @J_Lag 3 года назад +1

    Seeing the sun like that reminds me of a sunset on Mars.

  • @StillOnTrack
    @StillOnTrack Год назад

    Cool shit! Thanks for documenting the dust storm!

  • @suzysheer66
    @suzysheer66 3 года назад

    Never noticed the tat at 14:50 before ! kewl idea.

  • @GryphonEDM
    @GryphonEDM 3 года назад

    You need to get one of those fluffy mic guards for the wind haha still a cool video :p

  • @weregoat529
    @weregoat529 3 года назад

    For anyone wanting to support the channel, I can heartily recommend the merch. I got the "CPBBD" t-shirt and the "Department of Unauthorised Forestry" hoodie and both are excellent! The hoodie especially is one of the best I have ever owned, and is generously sized and extremely warm and comfortable. Support the channel, you salty degenerates! Dog Xanax doesn't buy itself :)

  • @TheSchmidtsu
    @TheSchmidtsu 3 года назад

    Come on up to Lubbock. We got some Texas Blueweed, some wonderful smelling alfalfa, and my personal favorite opening here for the next few weeks only apricot globemallow. Globemallow blooms in full sun early June, smells amazing.

    • @chezmoi42
      @chezmoi42 3 года назад

      Oh, that looks gorgeous. Love the Malvaceae.

  • @JohnRivera-nk5rf
    @JohnRivera-nk5rf 3 года назад

    Where abouts in West Texas is this? Love that giant Yucca country

  • @LukeMcGuireoides
    @LukeMcGuireoides 2 года назад

    Whenever I hear mention of piss jugs I always think of Trailer Park Boys and Ricky's old man

  • @HyrimBot
    @HyrimBot 3 года назад

    During contact metamorphism, if the right minerals are present in the protolith, chemical reactions can happen to form new minerals. A good example of this is where a limestone rock, made mostly of CaCO3, contains some quartz grains (SiO2). Think of a coral reef near a coastal beach where river sand might wash into the limestone forming environment.
    The heat of contact metamorphism drives the chemical reaction: CaCO3 + SiO2 => CaSiO3 + CO2
    This forms a new mineral called Wolastonite with the formula CaSiO3.

  • @camilianSLC
    @camilianSLC 3 года назад

    i dont know why but i love this one

  • @boscorner
    @boscorner 3 года назад +5

    Was there just a random person sitting on top of that rock formation during those crazy winds?
    Hippies smh

    • @discblaster9210
      @discblaster9210 3 года назад

      You mean serial killers?

    • @boscorner
      @boscorner 3 года назад

      @@discblaster9210 haha maybe. That's not too unlikely. but the shot we get of that guy gives me hippie vibes. Maybe it's both! a hippie serial killer.

  • @lfrias78
    @lfrias78 3 года назад +11

    The only place I’ve been with meaner dust storms is Kuwait. Nothing like a mouth full of sand to wear your teeth down.

  • @ericstoever9577
    @ericstoever9577 3 года назад

    Thanks for that.

  • @Buzzygirl63
    @Buzzygirl63 3 года назад

    Are those yuccas the same as the Joshua trees? They look pretty similar to a non-botanist.

  • @wadestanton
    @wadestanton 3 года назад

    When the bomb squad replaces their equipment you can get their used telescoping mirrors, they use all sizes, some are convex. That's how you see those yucca flowers

  • @moraine2442
    @moraine2442 3 года назад

    Impale me! Oh, sweet rugged agave how you've thrived....

  • @ratclit
    @ratclit 3 года назад +1

    3:20 holy shit that wind is crazy

  • @aboz8649
    @aboz8649 3 года назад +1

    Wore one of the unofficial department of forestry or whatever it says at work and someone recognized it, huh

  • @mazer4112
    @mazer4112 3 года назад +1

    Not certain how to e-mail you, I have a burning question, can’t find literature on the theory. Do yo know of anything relating to specific geological make up and California poppy color? I have been told that the more yellow variant of the California poppy (Prevalent along the coast of California more so than inland) was due to a higher content of calcium in the soils. While this makes sense to me since those variants are minute east of the immediate coast. Most commercially produced poppy color variants are sporophytic not related to historical population growth areas. Any thoughts? Thanks and GFY

    • @midesti
      @midesti 3 года назад

      It's probably more complicated than that. I feel like genetics would be the primary determining factor.

    • @Fragrantbeard
      @Fragrantbeard 3 года назад

      crimepaysbutbotanydoesnt@gmail.com (sorry, Tony, we love you)

    • @mazer4112
      @mazer4112 3 года назад +1

      @@midesti - among the commercially produced poppies it is a sporophytic causing the mutations, especially with regards to white poppies, however this amid wild populations. There are about 90 variations of the poppy in California alone, it makes sense to me if some natives are more suited to serpentine soils, and can mutate with regard to that, then why not other soils with higher mineral content

    • @iangillham9647
      @iangillham9647 3 года назад

      “Welsh Poppies” are actually poppies (it’s not just a. Common name) and are actually yellow....comment from Wales in the middle of rainstorms!

    • @mazer4112
      @mazer4112 3 года назад

      @@iangillham9647 - nice to hear from you, I am specifically referring to native California poppies in California. I will have to look up Welsh Poppies, they sound delightful

  • @ephorntube
    @ephorntube 3 года назад

    Nice! I should probably get my lazy ass to look this up but can you tell the age of the yucca by its height roughly?

    • @CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt
      @CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt  3 года назад

      Good question. Desert perennials tend to grow on spurts dependent on heavy rain years. I'd imagine this one's quite a few decades

  • @swatch12345
    @swatch12345 3 года назад

    Agave don't fuck around. What cactus or succulents could I plant that are endangered to help preserve the species? Like those ones you got in Texas by the border?

  • @mevvern
    @mevvern 3 года назад +1

    on mars the sun can look pretty blue from all the dust like in this video

  • @flexbuffchest3383
    @flexbuffchest3383 3 года назад

    That guy up on the cliff was a lookout for the cartel

  • @Montino4Ever
    @Montino4Ever 3 года назад +2

    Hi plant daddy

  • @-MCMLXXII-
    @-MCMLXXII- 3 года назад +5

    I hate it when new species are named after people too - it's a banal ego flex, and leaves later generations absolutely no scientific derivation in the nomenclature with which to immediately and easily classify the plant/animal/whatever the fuck else in question. It's literally the opposite of scientific categorization.

  • @mazer4112
    @mazer4112 3 года назад

    holy shit box barracuda flash bro!!! You were on Mars!!!!

  • @jessegarcia5386
    @jessegarcia5386 3 года назад

    You definitely know yr shit...👍

  • @darkfur18
    @darkfur18 3 года назад

    correction: you can stare at the sun, but only during totality. It's during the end of totality where all the eye-burning happens, so watch your time.

  • @seanbender8367
    @seanbender8367 3 года назад

    Look at that leaf skyrocketing

  • @StillRunningWithPointedSticks
    @StillRunningWithPointedSticks 3 года назад +3

    The prelude is worth 3 likes !!!