Me? I'd be like, Let me show you a video, then show a video of me holding my phone and taking a selfie video. At first, you'd wonder, what is this? He's just lying in bed. But what is that black mass? That's a funny-looking pillow. Then Aldan, my black cat who likes to sleep on my head at night would perk up his head, stare at the camera with his yellow eyes, and then sneeze blowing snot everywhere because he has a chronic illness. I'd go, "He's sick all the time, because he's 19 years old, but he still can jump and play. Okay, sometimes in the night when I roll over he claws my head when my hair moves in a way that seems like prey, and YES, he makes a TON of snot that he blows everywhere when he sneezes, but he is also completely boneless! He can squeeze into any tiny space and is practically Vanta black from end to end. His fur SWALLOWS UP LIGHT ITSELF so he could be hiding ANYWHERE. Life is NEVER BORING with Aldin around. I should note, I really doubt he's contagious. I mean, in all the years he's been blowing snot on me, I never got sick." Then pause before adding, "In fact, I brought him with me. He's in this cage! Let me show you how nice he is!" Except I would have brought an empty cage and acted really surprised he was missing.
Just show them an orca playing with and outright attacking the shark! They'd be surprised of the orca's intelligence and that they play with their food before they eat it.
@@sunshinecarnivores1919 then a wooden boat appear out of nowhere and suddenly a harpoon pierce orca on it back "it was humans hunting orcas" also called as "whalers". I wonder what kind of reaction aliens will show when they realize humans are on top of the food chain on our planet.
@aocg1914 or actual wolves who remember the people who rehabilitate them years after being released back to the wild and come to get snuggles even bringing the pack along. Or the people who raised lion cubs at sanctuaries meeting them after fully grown and a many hundred pound lioness sprints straight at them amd tackles them to the ground picking theor face and hugging them. Or actual damn wolf dogs bred from wolves and German Shepherds... legit looks and is the size of a wolf.
@@mycroft16 to be honest even if you raised them as cubs seeing a fully grown lion running at you would probably make anyone crap themselves at least at first
@Allantitan oh absolutely. There would be that question... do they remember or are they just hungry? There's cool video of it though. It's extremely wholesome.
I'd do a simple presentation on the top 25, then end it with... _"and somewhere on Earth, a human has either eaten them, kept them as a pet, or possibly both"._
A galactic terrorist ship de-cloaks as it approaches the school. The administration panics as their transmissions for help are jammed. Instructor Sabal talks directly to the ship: "We have humans." They retreat at light-speed.
What would truly have terrified the students and teacher is the fact that we try to make all of them pets... and often have reasonable success with it.
@OddlyIncredible lol. Completely true. We are extremely good at forming connections and bonds of trust... with fearsome predators, harmless herbivores, giant and small creatures, other sentient beings. Seems to be an innate skill we just have. Either that or we are just too stupid stubborn to give up u til it works.
There are theories to the fact humans pack-bonded with wolves gave humans the egde against the much stronger neatherthals in Europe and hunt them into extinction. Also the theory that neatherthals where much more solitary than humans. Thats why i also liked in this story where she said that humans are the most dangerous create on Earth. Not a human, but humans, plural.
I love that passage, pondered it for a brief moment, and realized with no small amount of surprise that I've actually done all but three of the entries on his list.
That's why we invented this thing called "sawed off shotguns"! they are great as long as you don't use them against (proceeds to list all the animals, plants, creatures it doesn't work on!) But she should have also included the "Poisonous Frogs from the Amazon" & the "Poison Ivy" Plants!
There are "deathworlds," and then there are _DEATHWORLDS._ Julie could have terrorized everyone even more by adding that not only are humans the most dangerous lifeforms on her homeworld but their style of hunting is "pursuit predation" - humans simply pursue their prey at a brisk walking pace, non-stop, _until it dies of exhaustion._ By comparison with the rest of terran life generally, humans have _obscene and unholy_ amounts of stamina.
It wasn't just that though. We learned to use TOOLS! It was our Mastery of Technology that helped make use so fiercesome. Merely being able to walk longer wouldn't allow us to defeat Komodo Dragons which are Stamina Hunters who work by attacking with a diseased bite. It wouldn't allow us to defeat Great White Sharks. Our biggest accomplishment was learning to master Fire, which allowed us to truly jumpstart our Evolution & Technology!
🤣 She showed the seal - KNOWING there was a Sealperson in the class- and then showed it getting ripped apart! No wonder she started with the wolverine.😂😂😂
I think that's why the wolverine was included, since they're basically the arctic version of the honey badger. slightly larger, higher jaw strength, just lacking the poison resistance. both incredible animals in their own right, but to explain a honey badger you'd also have to explain snakes and bees.
These are a niche class of stories I semi-recently discovered. HFY stands for Humans F*ck Yeah. The basic premise is that compared to all the other aliens, humans are super strong and resilient. Earth has dangerous animals, plants, viruses, bacteria. Even the weather can kill us. Volcanoes, floods etc. To the aliens, earth is an absolute deathworld. And humans are the top predator on that world. Shenanigans ensue.
The images are A.I. generated...pop culture references to wolverines are almost exclusively about the character. If you tell it to generate an image of a wolverine, it's almost guaranteed to show the character, and not the animal.
Also - adopting literally every single predator the world has ever produced. If dinosaurs still existed, some madlad _would_ keep a T-Rex as a pet, at least while it was young.
@@aaronalkor Yes, but probably more successful, if chickens/ravens/hawks are any indication. Both cats and dogs used to be wild animals before we set up a long-lasting mutually-beneficial relationship with them. Imagine smaller T-Rex's and pet velociraptors (the actual dinosaur is smaller than in Jurassic Park and not a real danger to an adult human, if alone).
It's nice that even though the girl was the only human, I like how there are many humans around in a picture when she's been described as the only human...
'And here is the common Catachan devil. It will eat your face if you don't eat its face first. The weeds will try to eat both you and the devil, usually while you're busy killing each other and also try to eat your house while they're at it - this is a normal Tuesday and not at all mentally traumatizing.'
3:30 Cue people that keep caracals as pets/hissing security systems (caracals are big enough to hunt dogs, btw). Nevermind those that have actual _pumas_ running around their house.
Julie needs to just accept that she just joined the ranks of Deathworlders like the Catachan and the Krieg. No one messes with EITHER of them. Edit: Just wait until Duat sees what killer whales DO to seals BEFORE they eat them.
One day, Julie will come up with chapter 2 of her powerpoint. Chapter 2: when Earth itself kill it's own inhabitants. Featuring drought, storm, tsunami, earthquake, volcanic eruption and much more.
Bruh, an alien doesn't know what snow is? Unless their molecular biology is just different from us and their "habitable" planet doesn't have H2O there's no reason they wouldn't know what is snow!
Show videos of people like Bear Girl (thats not bear grills) or a video of the guy playing and sleeping with the cheetahs or the guy petting and snuggling with African lions OR... the guys that ride bulls at Rodeos lol
Just reminds me of another sci-fi creepypasta story I Heard a long time ago about humans finally achieving space flight and are traveling from planet planet finding former signs of life but they've all been like devastated and there's nothing left but pretty much trouble or other signs of civilization. As they're traveling through the Galaxy they finally reach a place where they come across another species that's wary of them but also welcoming until they find out where the humans came from and before they leave they tell them that the area the humans came from is basically a dead zone because only the most insane and fearsome creatures can survive in that area of space. LOL. Kind of made me happy to know that at least in some fictional universe humans are discouraged of the Galaxy even though they aren't even in the Galaxy yet
Lol strangely enough, the deadliest animal on earth is without a doubt the annoying mosquito. Responsible for more deaths every year (outside of world war) than any other species. Humans may by more inventive and violent... but the simple mosquito is a true menace. Btw, man-o-war and box Jellyfish are nothing to scoff at. Far less sea snakes.
He didn't even get to see the evils that humans are willing to inflict upon one another, to quote a certain bar tender from Star trek, "they irradiated their own planet?"
Imagine if we told them we created fighting styles based on animals & insects. Tiger, Monkee, Mantis, Crane, Eagle, one short series of Shaw Brothers movies would make them all crap their pants. 🤣😁
Aliens: “We have 4 major predator species on my planet. And they can harm you if you get close.” Humans: “Dude, that’s just a cat. I’ve got four in my house. Bears a much scarier. And we have, somewhere around a couple thousand predator species?” Alien: “How have you survived??!” Humans: “Oh. Umm. We thought they tasted yummy. Or fun to hunt.”
Just to think about all the marvelous creatures that inhabit this planet, and thinking that humans kill them for fun, when She said: "there are much worse creatures on Earth than bears".... of course there are: "humans"
Wouldn't it be nice if they provided a link to the original work, so the author could get some credit for it. Who knows if they ever got permission to reuse the work.
The most dangerous creature on earth is humans in CO - OPERATIVE groups. Each of us totally alone against mother nature would not do so well. One primitive hunter cannot take on a bear , a group of five primitive hunters working together can kill the bear. It is not that we are each particularly dangerous , but in groups working together we are deadly.
So 1st presentation shows the equivalent of a small wild cat, or a really feral street cat. 2nd shows.... a finger breaker? So not even the equivalent of a macaw , those can break wrists.
Should have said, bears arent too bad, look at the fuzzy ears and giant toe beans lol proceeds to show a paw the size of a human head with giant claws lol
Honest to god I would have finished my presentation just saying “it’s called survival of the fittest bitch” and just walk away with a picture with me and my puppy German Shepherd.
everyone in the comments saying "Australia!" I invite them to come to America. I mean y'all did lose a war to over stuffed birds (emus) (twice) 4 species of bears, each larger than the last killer bees a few variations of scorpians a few variations of tarrantulas several venomous snake species that use hemo toxins and several that use neurotoxins brown recluses black widows of course the north american wolverines mountain lions (cougars and not the milf kind) Jaguarundi Bobcats several wolf species coyotes Cow Killer ants (aka red velvet ants) only takes one to actually kill a cow. Crocodiles, Alligators Gila Monsters Anacondas and other constrictors American Bald eagles which are known to lift mountain goats and throw them down mountains. this is just what I can think of off the top of my head
Yeah, people from not-America often don't realize that the country has a lot of very serious predators, and a good selection of megafauna, with both categories slightly overlapping for that extra bit of oh-shit.
she should have included some of the animals that have already died out. like the dinosaurs, or megalodon. i'd assume the kids would have crapped their pants
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Imagine she took down her PowerPoint and her desktop picture was her holding her cat
Is there more to this or is this it? cause it would be awesome to see the full story of this human student.
Me? I'd be like, Let me show you a video, then show a video of me holding my phone and taking a selfie video. At first, you'd wonder, what is this? He's just lying in bed. But what is that black mass? That's a funny-looking pillow. Then Aldan, my black cat who likes to sleep on my head at night would perk up his head, stare at the camera with his yellow eyes, and then sneeze blowing snot everywhere because he has a chronic illness. I'd go,
"He's sick all the time, because he's 19 years old, but he still can jump and play. Okay, sometimes in the night when I roll over he claws my head when my hair moves in a way that seems like prey, and YES, he makes a TON of snot that he blows everywhere when he sneezes, but he is also completely boneless! He can squeeze into any tiny space and is practically Vanta black from end to end. His fur SWALLOWS UP LIGHT ITSELF so he could be hiding ANYWHERE. Life is NEVER BORING with Aldin around. I should note, I really doubt he's contagious. I mean, in all the years he's been blowing snot on me, I never got sick."
Then pause before adding, "In fact, I brought him with me. He's in this cage! Let me show you how nice he is!"
Except I would have brought an empty cage and acted really surprised he was missing.
Aliens: WHY DOES YOUR PET HAVE KNIFES ON HER HANDS?
@@TheEldritchGod You win the internets today for that last line...
💀
every aliens in the classroom: "sharks scary"
humans: bruh we have shark fin soup you want some?
Just show them an orca playing with and outright attacking the shark! They'd be surprised of the orca's intelligence and that they play with their food before they eat it.
Yha orca's are the kings of tearing stuff up in the ocean
@@sunshinecarnivores1919 then a wooden boat appear out of nowhere and suddenly a harpoon pierce orca on it back "it was humans hunting orcas" also called as "whalers". I wonder what kind of reaction aliens will show when they realize humans are on top of the food chain on our planet.
@@skinnypp8220 humans don't hunt orcas.
@@sunshinecarnivores1919 yeah. but imagine though, cuz you know, humans... top of foodchain. we can hunt them if we want.
They not gonna be ready for our beloved rule - "If dangerous, why friendshaped? " 😅
I have the prime example…..
BEARS. 🐻 IF ITS SO DANGEROUS WHY ARE ITS EARS SO DAMN FLUFFY AND CUTE!?!?
@@Random_Fandom107 Why Tiger shaped like big Kitteh.
@@mycroft16 FRRRRR
“There’s no way that could be considered a pet”
*proceeds to open RUclips and loads a 10 hour long video of cats*
Or 50kg+ dogs, wich are just cuter wolves..
Lmao
@aocg1914 or actual wolves who remember the people who rehabilitate them years after being released back to the wild and come to get snuggles even bringing the pack along.
Or the people who raised lion cubs at sanctuaries meeting them after fully grown and a many hundred pound lioness sprints straight at them amd tackles them to the ground picking theor face and hugging them.
Or actual damn wolf dogs bred from wolves and German Shepherds... legit looks and is the size of a wolf.
@@mycroft16 to be honest even if you raised them as cubs seeing a fully grown lion running at you would probably make anyone crap themselves at least at first
@Allantitan oh absolutely. There would be that question... do they remember or are they just hungry? There's cool video of it though. It's extremely wholesome.
"Because the most dangerous creature on Earth are Humans."
Yes, indeed we are. Human Ingenuity wins out over all!
ドイツの科学は世界一！- Von Stroheim
Wait till they find out we use to have dinosaurs.
And that we use their fossils for fuel.
In some lesser known regions, we still do.
erm actually 🤓 its had
@@N0lly_09 We can tell them the humans ate them and they went extinct 😂
@@vaulthunterfromterra4053 I can imagine the fear on the aliens faces when they see Australia’s wild life
I'd do a simple presentation on the top 25, then end it with... _"and somewhere on Earth, a human has either eaten them, kept them as a pet, or possibly both"._
A galactic terrorist ship de-cloaks as it approaches the school. The administration panics as their transmissions for help are jammed. Instructor Sabal talks directly to the ship: "We have humans." They retreat at light-speed.
Shes american
Runs even faster away
We also got an Australian recently
Their souls leave their bodies
What would truly have terrified the students and teacher is the fact that we try to make all of them pets... and often have reasonable success with it.
Lionussy is the best
I mean... Most of us will immediately kill it but some would try to tame it...
And humans pack-bond with almost anything - and it doesn't even have to be living.
@OddlyIncredible lol. Completely true. We are extremely good at forming connections and bonds of trust... with fearsome predators, harmless herbivores, giant and small creatures, other sentient beings. Seems to be an innate skill we just have. Either that or we are just too stupid stubborn to give up u til it works.
There are theories to the fact humans pack-bonded with wolves gave humans the egde against the much stronger neatherthals in Europe and hunt them into extinction. Also the theory that neatherthals where much more solitary than humans.
Thats why i also liked in this story where she said that humans are the most dangerous create on Earth. Not a human, but humans, plural.
These aliens definitely shouldn't see giant squid becoming a whale's breakfast.
Or a great shark being eaten alive by orcas
@@rodrigoandorinha9259 funny cause they go for the liver
@@blackcrasanblade Yep
No, they should. That'd be hilarious.
@@rodrigoandorinha9259 Or stingrays being violated by dolphins
Humans can be a lot of things. As Heinlein wrote, "Specialization is for insects."
I love that passage, pondered it for a brief moment, and realized with no small amount of surprise that I've actually done all but three of the entries on his list.
Many of the animals on Earth can kill us, some of the plants can kill us, hell the weather can kill us, we gotta' be clever.
Yeah, 37C last couple days in mexico, it was milddly annoying..
@@aocg1914 I've seen heat indices over 55C with 35+C air temps in the southern US. So I feel ya on that...
That's why we invented this thing called "sawed off shotguns"! they are great as long as you don't use them against (proceeds to list all the animals, plants, creatures it doesn't work on!)
But she should have also included the "Poisonous Frogs from the Amazon" & the "Poison Ivy" Plants!
We so much love our Death World. 🌎 ❤️
@@DarkArtsMage and the mosquitos spreading deadly viruses all over.
To be fair, the cat is, according to Casual Geographic, Nature's Chosen One.
Are they not tho?
Well there's a small wild cat that holds the title of "planet's most efficient hunter," FWIW...
Natures favourite menace
They are indeed the Honored ones.
There are "deathworlds," and then there are _DEATHWORLDS._
Julie could have terrorized everyone even more by adding that not only are humans the most dangerous lifeforms on her homeworld but their style of hunting is "pursuit predation" - humans simply pursue their prey at a brisk walking pace, non-stop, _until it dies of exhaustion._ By comparison with the rest of terran life generally, humans have _obscene and unholy_ amounts of stamina.
Okay that's terrifying. Just. U keep running. U can never stop. But it's never enough.
ITS NEVER ENOUGH
@@lynxlubbpeeps So you run, you run as long and as far as you can. You stop to rest, and when you wake up, THEY'RE THERE...
It wasn't just that though. We learned to use TOOLS! It was our Mastery of Technology that helped make use so fiercesome. Merely being able to walk longer wouldn't allow us to defeat Komodo Dragons which are Stamina Hunters who work by attacking with a diseased bite. It wouldn't allow us to defeat Great White Sharks. Our biggest accomplishment was learning to master Fire, which allowed us to truly jumpstart our Evolution & Technology!
We are scary even to each other 😞😅
@@abinabraham4732 One could argue ESPECIALLY to each other. The only creature more deadly to a human, is a Mosquito ironically.
🤣 She showed the seal - KNOWING there was a Sealperson in the class- and then showed it getting ripped apart! No wonder she started with the wolverine.😂😂😂
Imagine how they wussy aliens would react to a Honey Badger. 9-16 kilos of "weasel" that has more fearlessness than the entire class minus the human.
dont forget they have skin that can tank buckshot with the only side affect being it pissed them off.
"Oh no, don't do that. If you shoot him you'll only make him angry."
Or a Chihuahua
They would be TERRIFIED, but then WILDLY INTRIGUED!!
I think that's why the wolverine was included, since they're basically the arctic version of the honey badger. slightly larger, higher jaw strength, just lacking the poison resistance. both incredible animals in their own right, but to explain a honey badger you'd also have to explain snakes and bees.
Why couldn't I ever get assignments this easy ..Australia I win a+
I will be telling them about dragons and dinosaurs, predators and xenomorph Griffins etc etc. just for the fun of it.
Demons, Angels, Gods, Monsters
@@unrulybot1352 Don't forget about the Kaijus
Honestly we don’t need to refer to mythical creatures to aliens like that.
yeah we are the most deathly creature on earth that we have to imagine fantasy creatures just to have a possibility to kill us.
@@zman0001000explaines the plot of pacific Rim to the class
Teacher: all worlds are equal!
*Sees sharks*
Teacher: I don't care for Earth!
This is a nice change from all those scary aliens stories.
That's we're the scary ones.
Also love how Julie went from outcast to ultimate badass.
These are a niche class of stories I semi-recently discovered.
HFY stands for Humans F*ck Yeah.
The basic premise is that compared to all the other aliens, humans are super strong and resilient. Earth has dangerous animals, plants, viruses, bacteria. Even the weather can kill us. Volcanoes, floods etc. To the aliens, earth is an absolute deathworld.
And humans are the top predator on that world.
Shenanigans ensue.
No mention of Australia???
That would be the spiders part i think.
@@nomohakon6257 🤣🤣🤣🤣
i think they would die from heart attacks if they found out australia is real
@@AliceIzuragi6291I know, right?
we don't want to scare them too much too quickly...lol.
3:14 Yo, what's bargain-bin Wolverine doing showing up as a cameo in a kid's video presentation? lol!
The images are A.I. generated...pop culture references to wolverines are almost exclusively about the character. If you tell it to generate an image of a wolverine, it's almost guaranteed to show the character, and not the animal.
Should have followed the shark scene with the picture. Here we see an Apex predator. And in front of the Apex predator is a shark.
she showed the movie Meg and tels them this is possible still alive today
No idea how I got this in my recommended but if this became a movie with further plot points I'd love to watch it.
Part 2 needed
My sister's cat is a vicious beast, it has drawn blood from me many times!
I bet it's also adorable and loves pets and cuddles.
I wonder if kaiju's could be housetrained.
I really enjoy these stories far more than I should. I don’t know why but I really do enjoy them.
when your galaxy is such a kindergarten that earth is actual hell for everyone else...
I fear I must have misunderstood the assignment LMFAO!!!!
"I thought you wanted actual terrors, not upset pets!"
I actually thought she would show the poles, desserts, tornados, thunderstorms, tsunamis, earthquakes, when I heard that line....
The Power of Yet ruclips.net/video/TNbojaW6roc/видео.html
Should’ve also shown what some humans do _for fun_ on Earth. Skydiving, Surfing, Caving, Rock Climbing, Deep Sea Diving, High Speed Racing, etc.
Also - adopting literally every single predator the world has ever produced. If dinosaurs still existed, some madlad _would_ keep a T-Rex as a pet, at least while it was young.
@@DarkVeghetta Ah, yes, Jurassic Park
@@aaronalkor Yes, but probably more successful, if chickens/ravens/hawks are any indication.
Both cats and dogs used to be wild animals before we set up a long-lasting mutually-beneficial relationship with them. Imagine smaller T-Rex's and pet velociraptors (the actual dinosaur is smaller than in Jurassic Park and not a real danger to an adult human, if alone).
It's nice that even though the girl was the only human, I like how there are many humans around in a picture when she's been described as the only human...
what a cute fluffy caterpillar, pet it i must pet it
The caterpillar: AND NOW YOU DIE!
Saddleback caterpillar has entered the chat...
Earth is the Australia of the universe! 🤯💀⚰️
Me: listening to how they are terrified of a parakeet with one sitting on my shoulder having a nap.
This was great. And a good way to have your work seen/heard.
too bad there is not a part 2 or more for this story.
Julie never even had a chance to go over the segment covering Australia, lol. For better or worse.
original story title to read "All worlds are death worlds right?"
Story by Barsoomisreal written about a year ago
Wait til they find out what Terran Kaiju are.
And yes, we hunt those too.
"Wait, you have animals that get _HOW_ big?"
@@OddlyIncrediblelike 50 storage skyscrapers..?
This episode was fantastic.
Just need her to bring a parakeet and a cat to show and tell, next week. Hehehe
Humans: Only you aliens call Earth a Deathworld.
Aliens: What do you call it?
Humans: Home Sweet Home.
Can you imagine the reaction if she was from Catachan? Zero dry pants in the class!
'And here is the common Catachan devil. It will eat your face if you don't eat its face first. The weeds will try to eat both you and the devil, usually while you're busy killing each other and also try to eat your house while they're at it - this is a normal Tuesday and not at all mentally traumatizing.'
Human high fives her classmates and shatters every bone in his body
She missed the huntsman spider, the only animal so deadly it killed an episode of Peppa Pig.
*shows a clip of Jurassic Park*
Unfortunately, they all died due to changes in the environment. They were too weak to survive.
3:30 Cue people that keep caracals as pets/hissing security systems (caracals are big enough to hunt dogs, btw). Nevermind those that have actual _pumas_ running around their house.
Julie needs to just accept that she just joined the ranks of Deathworlders like the Catachan and the Krieg.
No one messes with EITHER of them.
Edit: Just wait until Duat sees what killer whales DO to seals BEFORE they eat them.
And for next week's presentation....Australia....
Cut to a clip of Robert Irwin _hand-feeding_ the giant croc...
next will be brazil and they tanajura an-oh wait they are eating them, moving to the poisonous frogs and gigant snakes
Should we introduce them to the "lions meeting they owners" and other similar videos?
Don't even get her started on ticks or mosquitoes and how many people they have sickened/killed.
Love this
wait til they find out we eat all of theses things
And then introduce them to capsaicin. We eat _plant poisons_ for _fun._
One day, Julie will come up with chapter 2 of her powerpoint. Chapter 2: when Earth itself kill it's own inhabitants. Featuring drought, storm, tsunami, earthquake, volcanic eruption and much more.
So many animals that would have been hilarious to discuss. Bone vultures, honey badger, jellyfish, any variety of spider or snake
The Moose and the *shudder* Canadian goose.....
Alone the ocean and how much % of it is still yet to be unknown
1:
You don't mess with birds that wanna mess with you!
2:
Why is the "death from the skies" paired with a small werewolf puppy picture?!
wait till they know about 8-5 desk jobs
Imagine if they watched a kids show called deadly 60. The show is just showing deadly animals and how deadly they are to humans and to their own prey.
Eartians telling stories of their experience in a mystical school in a non-existent alien planet
Bruh, an alien doesn't know what snow is? Unless their molecular biology is just different from us and their "habitable" planet doesn't have H2O there's no reason they wouldn't know what is snow!
Could be that their planet is too warm for snow to form naturally
You should pf added in this how humans have adopted and own many of these predators as pets/family
Nice story, I would recommend you listen to your recordings before you post. Many corrupted areas.
Show videos of people like
Bear Girl (thats not bear grills)
or a video of the guy playing and sleeping with the cheetahs
or the guy petting and snuggling with African lions
OR... the guys that ride bulls at Rodeos lol
So inspired by the deathworlders stories? Hand in hand with them?
Just reminds me of another sci-fi creepypasta story I Heard a long time ago about humans finally achieving space flight and are traveling from planet planet finding former signs of life but they've all been like devastated and there's nothing left but pretty much trouble or other signs of civilization. As they're traveling through the Galaxy they finally reach a place where they come across another species that's wary of them but also welcoming until they find out where the humans came from and before they leave they tell them that the area the humans came from is basically a dead zone because only the most insane and fearsome creatures can survive in that area of space. LOL. Kind of made me happy to know that at least in some fictional universe humans are discouraged of the Galaxy even though they aren't even in the Galaxy yet
Wait, how would these aliens react to extreme sports?? Would they just think humans are borederline suicidal??
Lol strangely enough, the deadliest animal on earth is without a doubt the annoying mosquito. Responsible for more deaths every year (outside of world war) than any other species. Humans may by more inventive and violent... but the simple mosquito is a true menace.
Btw, man-o-war and box Jellyfish are nothing to scoff at. Far less sea snakes.
He didn't even get to see the evils that humans are willing to inflict upon one another, to quote a certain bar tender from Star trek, "they irradiated their own planet?"
Imagine if we told them we created fighting styles based on animals & insects. Tiger, Monkee, Mantis, Crane, Eagle, one short series of Shaw Brothers movies would make them all crap their pants. 🤣😁
Aliens: “We have 4 major predator species on my planet. And they can harm you if you get close.”
Humans: “Dude, that’s just a cat. I’ve got four in my house. Bears a much scarier. And we have, somewhere around a couple thousand predator species?”
Alien: “How have you survived??!”
Humans: “Oh. Umm. We thought they tasted yummy. Or fun to hunt.”
Just to think about all the marvelous creatures that inhabit this planet, and thinking that humans kill them for fun, when She said: "there are much worse creatures on Earth than bears".... of course there are: "humans"
Is this a repeat
Yep. Don't remember if it's the same channel or different.
Year I've seen it on a few different chat
Agrosquirrel did this one a while back.
Wouldn't it be nice if they provided a link to the original work, so the author could get some credit for it. Who knows if they ever got permission to reuse the work.
I'm reminded of Men in Black where at a target range *J* decides to shoot the little girl instead of the aliens.
"She was the most dangerous."
The most dangerous creature on earth is humans in CO - OPERATIVE groups. Each of us totally alone against mother nature would not do so well. One primitive hunter cannot take on a bear , a group of five primitive hunters working together can kill the bear. It is not that we are each particularly dangerous , but in groups working together we are deadly.
Interesting how similar the life is.
So 1st presentation shows the equivalent of a small wild cat, or a really feral street cat.
2nd shows.... a finger breaker? So not even the equivalent of a macaw , those can break wrists.
Should have said, bears arent too bad, look at the fuzzy ears and giant toe beans lol proceeds to show a paw the size of a human head with giant claws lol
Honest to god I would have finished my presentation just saying “it’s called survival of the fittest bitch” and just walk away with a picture with me and my puppy German Shepherd.
Mm. Correct, we are the greatest killers on the planet. Bar none.
A mosquito has entered the chat.
Imagine she showed them spiders 💀
Yep. Planet Earth is the “Australia of the universe”.
Imagine she told them that some people keep bears lions tigers and elephants as pets 😂
Where the fuck is a link to the original post of the story?
if they were so scared of this things how are they travelling through space
😂😂😂 this is actually such a cool story
Ok I’ve already listened to this on a different channel don’t know which came first though
OK, now that I've finished talking about lion, tigers and bears, let me tell you about Australia......
can anyone in these short stories create an A.I. that will not trip over the words of the story
That is chatgpt, by the way
They sound a lot like the students we have on Earth.
Imagine if she showed them a tiger or a lion not to mention a gorilla or a hippo?
The ending caused me to laugh.
The one who did not understand the assignment was the instructor.
You think calling her parents. The most dangerous animal alive will scold her. You piss em off and risk mama bear law suits
everyone in the comments saying "Australia!" I invite them to come to America.
I mean y'all did lose a war to over stuffed birds (emus) (twice)
4 species of bears, each larger than the last
killer bees
a few variations of scorpians
a few variations of tarrantulas
several venomous snake species that use hemo toxins and several that use neurotoxins
brown recluses
black widows
of course the north american wolverines
mountain lions (cougars and not the milf kind)
Jaguarundi
Bobcats
several wolf species
coyotes
Cow Killer ants (aka red velvet ants) only takes one to actually kill a cow.
Crocodiles, Alligators
Gila Monsters
Anacondas and other constrictors
American Bald eagles which are known to lift mountain goats and throw them down mountains.
this is just what I can think of off the top of my head
Yeah, people from not-America often don't realize that the country has a lot of very serious predators, and a good selection of megafauna, with both categories slightly overlapping for that extra bit of oh-shit.
They'd have nightmares seeing African Killer Wasps
she should have included some of the animals that have already died out. like the dinosaurs, or megalodon. i'd assume the kids would have crapped their pants
Deathworld? *Laughs in Catachan*