daeron39 Was running next to the airport and some damn event happened where I got drugged or something and ended up on some train tracks with my clothes missing
2022 just done full storyline again without missing a shot😏 you should do this program as soon as you unlock Micheal so you can use the 2 million for the first investment, you’ll need to go and get some money from under water first…or wait until you have done jewellery store job and then do it all and then do the assassination mission. KIFFLOM
If you walk around with the epsilon robes and say hi to a pedestrian they reply by saying kifflom lol and when you walk in a store the cashier will say kifflom
I have two views for this scenario. 1 - Michael planned to rob the cult after learning how much money circulated in it. The last side mission was his lucky window. 2 - Michael legit joined the Epsilon program, but snapped back to thief reality after seeing all the cash.
No long after he joined the program he realized it was bullshit made to steal innocent people's money. You can notice it when he tried to warn marnie about that but she was already seriously into it. Maybe he was trying to give the program a chance in the beggining but at some point he just wanted to rob them
This is a total satire of Scientology done GTA style. Getting supposed enlightenment drip-fed to you while also having to pay an increasing amount of money only to find out it is a giant scam.
How I Felt doing these missions one big Scam,(Kept you in a Continuous pattern of Paying them),They were all Looney/Nutcases-Nut-jobs everything comes outta there mouth doesn't + Up=Making Sense I had a Laugh when I got a Call from a “Triggered” Cris still got the Ocelot left at the end of the Airplane Mission Near Fort Zancudo.
They deserved it. Cris is only in it for money, hence why he was travelling to the Cayman Islands with everyone’s money. If you think Michael is in the wrong there is something wrong with you.
What I find interesting about the Epsilon Program is that they think they know everything about life. They think they can trick Michael into making him believe in higher aspects of life and making him think he will gain wisdom with following the ways of the ones that are above. All of that just to scam him in the end. But here's the thing... Michael knew exactly what he was dealing with. He makes them think that he is a lost person, in search of a higher purpose, with zero experience. And the funny part of this is that Michael has more life-experience than all members of the Epsilon Program combined. He lived his whole life as a criminal and has dealt with much bigger threats and tricksters. He just wants to test himself. That's what I like so much about this.
I first heard it in a Team Fortress 2 custom map, I was extremely confused when I played GTA V for the first time and heard it in a random radio station.
If u still doing this , I have a tip for the running mission Bring your AirPods case and stick it in the middle between R3 and L3 and put something heavy on the x and leave him run in circles by himself 0 effort 😁 or just hold x , or u can do it without holding x but it’s gonna take longer I went to eat and came back all done 😁 Kifflom brothers 🤣😁
LOL! If Rockstar expected me to waste time running 5 miles then they were mistaken. I tied a rubber band to the left analog stick and taped the A button on my xbox controller and went on about my business like writing this comment.
In my opinion, the fact that we were able to screw the Epsilon program after so many years of trying to uncover what it is, finding only dead ends and theories across all of the games for decades until GTA V came out... was the best gift Rockstar could've given us.
@@wetube6513 You're asking for too much man... sorry, I can't. The 2000's were the best, and still nowadays the relentless pass of time surprises me. I leave these kind of comments because I feel like it, I apologize if they offend you, but I feel like it's the right thing to do.
@@Miguelnumbers Nah Man. I totally understand what you're talking about. As a matter of fact the farther we get away from the 80s the better they look.
@@maximvsdread1610 Every era has it's ups and downs, that's a fact. I may be from 2001, but I always thought both the 90's and 80's were the best time to be an American citizen, too bad I couldn't experience them.
Look athatdingo just kill all the creeps and get to the tractor, get in it and lose the cops but don't drive too far from the money. After u escaped the cops, go back to the money, get in that kifflom audi car, and you will get ur money automatically. Congratulations, u have both the money and the old ass tractor
He says -Will these trees just shut up? -Trees talk, but they're not very interesting. -Oh brother, brother, brother. What have i gotten myself into? -It ain't a cult, it ain't a cult, it ain't...A cult -How do you know when you're ready but you're not ready, and ready all at once? -You can't put a price on self-actualization. Actually you can, and i'm paying it -Hey, i'm self-actualizing over here. -I got a cloud empire in the planet and i'm a king, just like everyone else is. -Maybe i'm so scabby, because i'm at 47.000 places at a time.
I was 50% done with doing the desert run manually but I (for some reason) ACCIDENTALLY switched my character, and when I switched back, Michael's outfit changed, so I had to get back home and redress myself which led to a complete reset of my progress 💀 RIP
The most tedious is wearing their robes for ten days without switching characters. But it's so rewarding at the end when you blow them for 2.1 Millions.
Canyon Storm Not really. I just went to Sandy Shores Airfield, bound my controller with some string, put some weight on the runbutton and just let him run in circles while I did some chores around my appartment.
I knew I was getting robbed once I wasted more than 500,000 dollars for everything so I stole the blue car in the last mission, got away Whit it and got 2 million dollars
This has got to be one of the grindiest overall completion. At a certain point you feel bad for them. But then, the leaders ultimately make you feel so used and scammy. The finale was oh so rewarding 😂😂😂😂
lmao why is everyone asking if this is a parody of the Scientology organisation? Of course it fucking is. Take some minutes and you'll obviously see why. The blue colour, the *money*, and the CEO of the organisation reminds me of Miscavige, the President of Scientology since Hubart dieded.
I was once constipated for five days then I sat on the bowl and said " KIFFLOM" and the poop left me like a log jam flowing down river..KRAFT BE PRAISED.
I would like to point out that the Epsilon program evaluation thing asked if you had red hair and a birthmark, if you play RDR2 a miscellaneous character named Francis Sinclair is a time traveller and he has red hair and a birthmark, Was Francis Sinclair planned during the making of GTA V that came out in 2013 and RDR2 came out in 2018 5 years later
It’s probably not planned. There’s a sort of stigma about people with red hair. People back in the day used to think they were psychic or something or they had some sort of spiritual abilities. Birth marks? Well I can see some sort of bullshit case being made that they’re like the mark of god or something. They probably just made something up in GTA and then used it later on in Red Dead as a little Easter egg.
Chris never did anything. All he did was he wasted Michael's time and stole $90,500, but in the end Michael took his refund $2,100,000. That's a good choice, I agree.
@@Puma8000 there is a mission called What Lies Beneath that's is given to Michael by Abigail. In order to complete it, you have to purchase the Sonar Collections Dock. Word of warning: You have to find submarine parts, and all you get out of it is a few dollars. Don't waste your time.
I was 14 at the time of completing the achievement. I watched several videos including this one. I’m now 24 and I can’t believe a whole decade has passed. Where did the time go? Glad I was able to come back to this. THE MOST ODD MISSION IN GTA!!
@@benja-tp1sp Yeah,i like in every story (must complete/shortcut or alternative "chase" route) jump with Trevor,no matter how trashy i still complete it,but with a smooth,straight jump with my friggen 1mil Ztype,I fail.Fuck
My guess is freemasonry- light blue color (it's a color of freemasonry, it dates back from the days of Babylon, Babylonians used to put light blue clothes on their pagan gods, the aprons which masons wear are light blue, there is a Blue Lodge) and they worship some false "god" who has mark on his right eye (ring a ding ding about Eye of Ra or All Seeing Eye) they are a mix of freemasons and new agers, all that mysticism and secrecy and weird rituals, but Scientology too is an option. Actually Scientologists and masons work together.
It's clearly Scientology. Just look at the blue color. Even though Scientology theme color is dark blue gta have done light blue as a parody. Their symbol is very similar to Scientology. The jimmy boston guy represents famous people who join scientology (Tom Cruise, John Travolta). They mock how you need to pay millions of dollars to join Scientology. The crazy alien stuff and keeping your soul and memories in reincarnation which they mention in GTA are mocking on what Scientologists believe in. It even mentions on the GTA wiki that it is a parody of Scientology.
Subidubidubi Du Your “knowledge” on Freemasons is completely wrong. Freemasonry isn’t a religion first off, nor worship any specific god. As long as you believe in any higher power you can become a Freemason. You could walk in a lodge and potentially see people of many diverse religions mingling together, As long as you are not atheist you can be a Freemason. I only know of one sect of freemasonry that doesn’t allow practically all religions, The god/gods you align with doesn’t generally matter for many reasons that are too much to explain in one comment. Do some REAL research or maybe walk into your local lodge if curious before you speak on such things next time cause everything you said was absolutely 100% false.
"According to her Bleeter account, part of her duties in the Epsilon Program, is to sleep with gay movie stars to convince them they're straight."(gta wiki) LOL LOL LOL LOL
Yeah, she was a drug addict in the last game..they really got her character down in GTA 5...she has really wide eyes and a strange demeanor which is exactly how a past heroin addict acts.. also considering Kifflom which is mocking Scientology.. reels people in who are vulnerable, and make it seem like they are there to “help” them.. helping them get through the loss of a family member, helping them get off drugs...by paying the cult large amounts of money:.so once these people trade their sorrows for Scientology (kifflom) they believe it is a part of them, because it really helped them get through a hard time, and it tugs on their emotions making them stay in the organization.
Considered how they dealed with Johnny Klebitz and United Liberty Paper, Marnie at least got luckuy. Yes, she is from scientology, but got free from heroin.
I was about 4,5 miles walking in the desert when suddenly a Puma killed me
Same i was about 3.9 miles in and fucking police killed me
@@BlaziingPyro how did you get the cops on you?
@@gennoble6363 there were some bikers about to kill me so i killed them and the police came
daeron39 Was running next to the airport and some damn event happened where I got drugged or something and ended up on some train tracks with my clothes missing
@@BlaziingPyro the cops ruin everything.
Everyone should say *kifflom* at their school.
To get bullied?
Geek head 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Kifflom
Discoveryz Wear baby blue hoodies
Kifflom.
That was so badass when it went slow-mo and he through the sticky bomb at the helicopter
*threw
After watching this I looked up scientology.
I lost my faith in humanity and got mindfucked simultaneously.
Jackson Holt 😂
This is why I love GTA V, very unique
Bro imagine the gta 6 weird missions
Yea
One of the few and yet most time consuming side missions in the entire game-
23:47 he summed up the whole kifflom thing.
I Heard That!
Cris: "You're unsaveable! You will be the fertilizer of the 10th Paradigm"
Michael: "Well luckily i dont give a shet what you want"
2022 just done full storyline again without missing a shot😏 you should do this program as soon as you unlock Micheal so you can use the 2 million for the first investment, you’ll need to go and get some money from under water first…or wait until you have done jewellery store job and then do it all and then do the assassination mission. KIFFLOM
the best part is at the end of the video, and even the rock song makes it a good endng
trevor: when we gonna do the big score??
michael:kifflom..
Even better:
Trevor: michael when we are getting brad out of jail?
Michael: kifflom
More better
Trevor: Up there in North Yankton who was buried in your grave
Michael: Kifflom
Franklin: Evolution is a bitch
@@jonathanpapadax6064 even better:
Trevor:did somebody say yoga?
Michael:Kifflom
Kifflom!
Kifflom!
The walking 5 miles part was a flashback for me of swimming half way around the map in San Andreas to increase my lung capacity for the Woozy mission.
Haha i did the same thing to
Im Focus jjkolk
***** YOU SIT ON A THRONE OF LIES
SO YOU ADMIT IT! jk lol
i know i been using it too *GTA5OnlineGenerator. com*
my friends told me
when school started
39:07 I love how he ran 5 miles in the desert only to find a random guy who says "kifflom"
hahaha thats cool
All npc's says Kifflom when you're wearing the Epsilon outfit
@@calangoraivoso9921 really?
@@crjelias too real
KIFFLOM
Love how Michael uses Kifflom as a wild card for answering Epsilon's questions.
Nyxlich
When the question’s too retarded to answer - Kifflom!
Are you gay?
Kifflom!!
Whats eight plus forty
cris formage in the special kid corner: Kifflom!!!!
What’s 9 + 10?
*KIFFLOM!*
Kifflom!
If you walk around with the epsilon robes and say hi to a pedestrian they reply by saying kifflom lol and when you walk in a store the cashier will say kifflom
VloneFazo and LSC customs shop
Wait... how do you say hi??
Kifflon brother brother
@@Leah2408 Press the I believe right button
VloneFazo Us fellow members are all over the globe
Rockstar is king at making weird missions
kultdemon_geryox no kidding
kultdemon_geryox
Yeah, collecting a broken radio for a hobo is really wierd.
Also kicking garden gnomes as a revenge for the angry midget lady and collecting rubber bands to create a weapon of mass destruction.
kultdemon_geryox does campaign have to be completed?
No doubt
A moment of silence for all those who spent so much time on this missions just to get a rusty old tractor
same bruhh..
I didn’t know there was another way to do it 😭😭
How do you mean?
What do you mean?
@@harithzakwan1237 what do you mean?
Micheal’s cool attitude against the weirdness is hilarious
Section GamingPlus I know this is fucking it...the way Michael says that gets me every single time
I'm still playing as michael and I would take the money and take ths car and park it in his garage.
@@keithwilliams8623 His deadpan way of saying that line is hilarious
His best friend is Trevor.
Sorry late, but isn’t he should be the one who “too old” or “have no time” for this nonsense. Trevor should be the one who did this mission lol
Am I the only person who found it hilarious when Michael said " the spirits have email"
Well............
Yeah sorry
When he said "Okay, this is bullshit".
And back accounts and possess the ability to operate vehicles
He would've been so sarcastic with it.
@@francosleaze if I don't find you Mama Co-op
Would’ve loved this mission with Trevor
he would killed them
There should have been versions for Franklin and Trevor
@N-F Brothers subscribed.
Trevor isn't allowed to start the mission his ip banned and he's unsaveable
Yes how he would react about that😂
I have two views for this scenario.
1 - Michael planned to rob the cult after learning how much money circulated in it. The last side mission was his lucky window.
2 - Michael legit joined the Epsilon program, but snapped back to thief reality after seeing all the cash.
Of course money will break anyone from cult brainwashing,definitely micheal
I’m going with 3 where he just went along with it and was gonna rob them either way
Honestly, either scenario could fit Michael’s character well.
No long after he joined the program he realized it was bullshit made to steal innocent people's money. You can notice it when he tried to warn marnie about that but she was already seriously into it. Maybe he was trying to give the program a chance in the beggining but at some point he just wanted to rob them
@@DVDL1907 that’s how I see it
my best friend at this Mission...the Taxi
lol same
me too, I was trying to complete the missions, but later I thought Fuck these missions, so annoying to complete :) . P.S. (I'm from Russia)
in Soviet Russia the mission fuck you instead
Pierre Theis lol me too
My name is jeff but he has to do it again and again the same thing again and again the only reason why he was the only person that was a father
Epsilon = Scientology
Jimmy Boston = Tom Cruise
No shit
We gotta get him out of the closet.
It's kinda like free masonry too
Joke=south park
You = Captain Obvious
I feel bad for Michael to go through that shit. at least he gets a few million in the end.
Its a game...
He isn't Michael, he is Zondar!!!!!!
+Amazing Potato78 I thought the Lester missions were mandatory to continue the story so I already did them 😭
***** dang
beat the game 100% thats the point
This is a total satire of Scientology done GTA style. Getting supposed enlightenment drip-fed to you while also having to pay an increasing amount of money only to find out it is a giant scam.
So true! I thought the exact same thing. 💯
USA all over😳😲😂🤔
How I Felt doing these missions one big Scam,(Kept you in a Continuous pattern of Paying them),They were all Looney/Nutcases-Nut-jobs everything comes outta there mouth doesn't + Up=Making Sense I had a Laugh when I got a Call from a “Triggered” Cris still got the Ocelot left at the end of the Airplane Mission Near Fort Zancudo.
Imagine paying so much to the scam and getting an old rusted tractor..
Rarest vehicle in the game
You get 2.1m dollars if you kill them all
pays thousands of dollars for a rusty ass tractor
I got both. How? I know you wanna know
I found a rusty tractor near the light house area north east in the map.
Shooting the cult members and stealing all of the money after going through that is such a Michael thing to do. Don't mess with this thief.
A Micheal thing to do lol
They deserved it. Cris is only in it for money, hence why he was travelling to the Cayman Islands with everyone’s money. If you think Michael is in the wrong there is something wrong with you.
@@mjkg6026 I think we gave him over 65,000
@@lewisgarner5615 it's a bit more
@@E-raticWarrior no I mean when Micheal gives Them money
When you spend $245.500 and you got $ 2,1 millon.
Did you account for the cars or every time he died
I didnt get any??
James Vincent Simagala well now I’m gonna start this mission
@@makii4772 rob the cars, steal the cash
I spend $400.000+ so i got only $1,7 million ptofit
I sent “Kifflom Brother Brother” to Scientology on Twitter and they blocked me.
😂 it was probably Tom Cruise who sent it cause they know epsilon program is making fun of them and they know they're frauds
😂 did they fr block you !?
"25 grand?! Jesus..."
*Seconds later.*
"Man, I love the internet."
Kifflom
@@لو3 kifflom
@@ItsVortex2796 kifflom stranger-brother
@@لو3 kifflom brother-father
@@لو3 Shut the f**ck up
Who also gets like a weird feeling from the epsilon soundtrack
Weird vibes
@@someguy8951 exactly
Woah i dunno bro maybe cause its suppossed to sound weird and evoke such feelings?
@@poke-champ4256 yes I know but do you understand the point that I am trying to make
I know the music is bullshit
Who still knows Marnie as a broke and drug addicted young girl from Liberty City?
Ahh...
The memories
Wait what? ?
Stefan Donciu holy shit that is her😱
Thanks to Niko
i do
What I find interesting about the Epsilon Program is that they think they know everything about life. They think they can trick Michael into making him believe in higher aspects of life and making him think he will gain wisdom with following the ways of the ones that are above. All of that just to scam him in the end. But here's the thing... Michael knew exactly what he was dealing with. He makes them think that he is a lost person, in search of a higher purpose, with zero experience. And the funny part of this is that Michael has more life-experience than all members of the Epsilon Program combined. He lived his whole life as a criminal and has dealt with much bigger threats and tricksters. He just wants to test himself. That's what I like so much about this.
It's 2022 and I still feel weird about this
Sup Day same running the 5 miles in the desert
😪😪😪😪
dumbass
I found it in 2016 or 2017
ME TOO
27:27 25 "grand? Jesus I mean kraff"
*buys* "man I love the internet"
lol
Kifflom was said: 957 times throughout this video
You probably don't have a life to count all of em...
Gotcha Man You watching this video prove that your life is just as pathetic as mine
***** Thank YOU!!!! It's a joke. These fuckers on the internet always have something to say about everything. Damn!
+Riyaadh Fakier Joke are supposed to be funny.
Gotcha Man like this? haha funny
Tips for the desert running:
1) the airfield is safe
2) tie up your controller to run in circles, make sure the run button is pressed.
Unless a Cougar comes and vores you.
Activate the fast run cheat
@@curiousmind_ then you won’t get the achievement doofus.
AIRFIELD IS NOT SAFE i had 4 miles and that creepy van showed up and that random ass dudd zapped my ass
@@stellar_wraith6449I thought only Trevor can get that encounter
Seriously the mission with walking 5 miles on the desert is the stupidest mission in GTA history.
Exactly why it's a hidden mission
I am unsaveable :(
ahh, but father-brother, you do realize you can get a rubber band and tie around your thumb sticks and have the game do it yourself
RagEGhosTvideos itself*
+Such Boss *Uncle-brother
That epsilon music gives me chills
Darian Kalember I really like the music idk why
I first heard it in a Team Fortress 2 custom map, I was extremely confused when I played GTA V for the first time and heard it in a random radio station.
It sounds like the start of an Outro from a GTA V RUclipsr.
it gives me anxiety.
So does the voice of Cris...but in a weird, soothing, ASMR kind of way. His voice is hot.
If u still doing this , I have a tip for the running mission
Bring your AirPods case and stick it in the middle between R3 and L3 and put something heavy on the x and leave him run in circles by himself 0 effort 😁 or just hold x , or u can do it without holding x but it’s gonna take longer
I went to eat and came back all done 😁
Kifflom brothers 🤣😁
thanks for the idea
Thank you!And kifflom!
Damn dude I should’ve done this 🤦♂️
@@ChopperPlayed RIP fingers 💀
Thanks this saved me some time
Imagine killing Michael and then stumbling across this video 😂😂🤦🏾♂️
basically me. Had to restart the story and barely have any money
Simon _T21 u killed michael?
@@filipd2910 yes unfortunately
I can't trust people who killed anyone of the protagonists you fake fucks.
It’s fine my 12 year old self can beat the story in under a week no prob
LOL! If Rockstar expected me to waste time running 5 miles then they were mistaken. I tied a rubber band to the left analog stick and taped the A button on my xbox controller and went on about my business like writing this comment.
Smart boy
broooo i was looking for easier ways to do the running part then i saw your comment lmfaoo thanks
I used the fast run cheat
TheVandrell Yes I recommend to anybody doing that part only when you’re bored and have nothing better to do lol
Same but dident tap A as still works walking
I spent about 3 hours looking for the Dinka Double just to find out that I always had it in my safe house garage
Shannon Kaneakua you can find it in the life invader parking lot
@@flake1401 thx
U can find a dinka any time at LifeInvaders office
lmao
I delivered a vehicle i bought (because I am lazy) and stole a motorcycle because my car wasn't there, and it was the dinka double lol
I love how they casually started beating Michael saying "Kifflom" 😂😂
Kifflom!
Kifflom
Ur dad : u cheat on me ?
Ur mòm : kifflom
Kifflom brother brother
Kifflom
How the hell are you supposed to complete this without any help or guide from internet.
The game never tells about this side mission.
@Sibgatک I did it 4 years ago without any help
SAMYAK How did you find the cars tho
Yeah it did when your loading up story mode
@@angelinablanco5138 they give you pictures of the places to go
@@uoos526 I've made a ritual of killing the cultists in front of the Epsilon building everyday.
Idk what's more annoying
A) walking 20 miles
B) giving them your money
Or C) the sleeping for 10 days in that outfit
I accidentally shot a grenade launcher at 3 miles!!!
+khi coolblast D) saying kifflom 20thousand times
how many times do you need to get back to sleep for completing 10 days?
+sculas12 do u wait 24 hours irl or in game
All
45:20 “ride is too hot can’t customise it”
Kifflom
@Kemaal Deen-Elliswhen I finished the Epsilon story I kept it.I saw it as a limited item with an exclusive plaque.IDK man
Fun fact: This video has 10M views, 10k comments and was posted 10y ago.
Crazy
In my opinion, the fact that we were able to screw the Epsilon program after so many years of trying to uncover what it is, finding only dead ends and theories across all of the games for decades until GTA V came out... was the best gift Rockstar could've given us.
All that must be known about this program to enlightenment is…
Fuck them all for making me go through that shit and stealing all my hard earned money
Stop trying to be sentimental.
@@wetube6513 You're asking for too much man... sorry, I can't. The 2000's were the best, and still nowadays the relentless pass of time surprises me.
I leave these kind of comments because I feel like it, I apologize if they offend you, but I feel like it's the right thing to do.
@@Miguelnumbers Nah Man. I totally understand what you're talking about. As a matter of fact the farther we get away from the 80s the better they look.
@@maximvsdread1610 Every era has it's ups and downs, that's a fact. I may be from 2001, but I always thought both the 90's and 80's were the best time to be an American citizen, too bad I couldn't experience them.
I know that killing them gives you 2.1 million but... that tractor?
I can’t decide!
Help.
You can find the tractor as a special vehicle somewhere on the map
You can get something better with 2.1 million
@@mohmadnashirtai5970 no brother brother, your thesis is way too antithesis, therefore you're not enlightened
SaltyBoi UWU he is not ready.
Look athatdingo just kill all the creeps and get to the tractor, get in it and lose the cops but don't drive too far from the money. After u escaped the cops, go back to the money, get in that kifflom audi car, and you will get ur money automatically. Congratulations, u have both the money and the old ass tractor
Also when your wearing the robes for 10 days after each day Michael will start to say more weird stuff about orange trees
Is there any way of fasting the 10 days or do you just have to keep going to sleep
Jade no just sleep 40 times
YOU'RE
I'll have to test this now. If I didn't do it already.
He says
-Will these trees just shut up?
-Trees talk, but they're not very interesting.
-Oh brother, brother, brother. What have i gotten myself into?
-It ain't a cult, it ain't a cult, it ain't...A cult
-How do you know when you're ready but you're not ready, and ready all at once?
-You can't put a price on self-actualization. Actually you can, and i'm paying it
-Hey, i'm self-actualizing over here.
-I got a cloud empire in the planet and i'm a king, just like everyone else is.
-Maybe i'm so scabby, because i'm at 47.000 places at a time.
I was 50% done with doing the desert run manually but I (for some reason) ACCIDENTALLY switched my character, and when I switched back, Michael's outfit changed, so I had to get back home and redress myself which led to a complete reset of my progress 💀 RIP
😂 happened to me
The most tedious is wearing their robes for ten days without switching characters. But it's so rewarding at the end when you blow them for 2.1 Millions.
No the running is the worst.
Canyon Storm Not really. I just went to Sandy Shores Airfield, bound my controller with some string, put some weight on the runbutton and just let him run in circles while I did some chores around my appartment.
Jakomi of the Rose Could I tape down the run button and the joystick and have him run around in circles, or no?
Chris stone You could. My brothers did that and it worked just as well.
Jakomi of the Rose Ok. I was just wondering.
For those who are wondering what is the Ultimate truth
Being robed without knowing..
@Kevin Garcia Lol🤣
I only did it for the outfit 🤣🤣
Thank you brother brother
I knew I was getting robbed once I wasted more than 500,000 dollars for everything so I stole the blue car in the last mission, got away Whit it and got 2 million dollars
you will never reach the truth
rockstars parody of scientology lol
Haha, always knew
***** Shut up, scam.. Survey. Send me a link of a picture taken of your TV screen of your money.
you'd have probably done Marnie, eh Tyler?
And I'm guessing that Jimmy Boston is Tom Cruise...
MichaelTheKing John Travolta.
This has got to be one of the grindiest overall completion. At a certain point you feel bad for them. But then, the leaders ultimately make you feel so used and scammy. The finale was oh so rewarding 😂😂😂😂
lmao why is everyone asking if this is a parody of the Scientology organisation?
Of course it fucking is. Take some minutes and you'll obviously see why.
The blue colour, the *money*, and the CEO of the organisation reminds me of Miscavige, the President of Scientology since Hubart dieded.
*died
+InFeRnOsCoPeR its obvious he wanted to say dieded
+Wadan Popal Yeah I hate when people do that.
+SwissCheeseOnaPlate Kifflon!
Hubert isn't dead; he's been imprisoned by Miscavage at one of their compounds.
3:00 Punched Michael so hard it changed his hairstyle
Didnt change dumbass
He gay
@@nbalivemobileplug6115 bruh you're a bitch
Didn’t change
xJv_GhoST Your a skank
Not a single ad in sight... i salute u sir
281th like
Dude you must have not actually read the bar since there is like 5
@@guitarlaughlin lol yep
400 :3
Dumb shit.
27:25 "25 grand! Jesus! I mean Kraff!" Funniest line!
fuck this runescape music is getting on my nerves
Guhd
only a true yokel picks the tractor over the money
I picked the tractor because it's a rare vehicle :P I already have millions of dollars which I've earned through heists
Subidubidubi Du I got both by killing them with silenced weapons and then going downstairs to also grab the tractor.
Alex [ClashRoyale&GD] xD
I picked the tractor because I already have 2.1 billion dollars. I don’t need any more money at this point.
U do realise u can easily find the tractor at a lighthouse east of the map...
That 2.1M almost makes all that bs they put you through worth it.
Marnie epsilon name is Shupar
Shupar, remember the portuguese word: Chupar
Chupar means: Suck
Suck = Succ
Succ is Dead, No Succ
ilormenati cunfermid
Stoopid Stuff lol
Stoopid Stuff It actually means "to suck", in the sense of sucking something from a straw or, y'know, sucking dick. :D
44:33 the only time GTA Series Videos has not gotten 100% gold on a mission.
E
@@dumbmonkey1313 r/whooosh
@@dumbmonkey1313 r/iamverysmart
He was showing the outcomes
Vulkan I’ll get you banned from RUclips for that angry attitude
5:50
“You are ready,
But you’re not ready”
“Oh, I’m not ready”
“Then, you’re ready!”
“I don’t know about that...”
Kifflom.
Kifflom
Kifflom
Kifflom
For an unfit middle aged man, Michael has some decent endurance to be able to run the distance of 2/3 of the length of San Andreas
I was once constipated for five days then I sat on the bowl and said " KIFFLOM" and the poop left me like a log jam flowing down river..KRAFT BE PRAISED.
zzzombie888 u must be joking lol😂😂🤣🤣
zzzombie888 let me try
zzzombie888 bwhahahahahahahah
zzzombie888 a la escuela de
zzzombie888 TWAS TRULY A MIRACLE!!!!!!!
_Come to Vinewood for the real truth. But first that'll be 500 dollars please._
dlc in a nutshell
EA in a nutshell
DRaafa E.M. Damn it you beat me to
Facts😅😭
Gta online updates in a nutshell
Everything is in a nutshell nowadays
I love how it’s referencing
Tom Cruise (Jimmy Boston)
And The crazy cult of Scientology
(Epsilon Program)
Lol
😂😂😂
Rockstar r 🐐🐐🐐!!!
In Fallout 2 they called him Juan Cruz and Nicole Kidman, Vikki Goldman.
I always thought they were illuminati (an evil cult founded decades ago)
Loved this entire mission. Arguably the best and most entertaining mission in the game, IMO.
especially that 5 mile one :)
Fun fact: Marnie is also a stranger in gta 4
Really🤔
@Jokūbas Varanauskas kifflom brother brother
@@gregjau8367 من
These missions got me saying kifflom in my sleep 💀
Same
Headass
Morbidpie that got dark
Morbidpie kifflom brother, brother
Kifflom,
Gta logic : Michael : *survives 10 gunshots to the abdomen*
Also Michael : *gets incapacitated by a kick to the stomach and a blow to the head*
I guess his plot armor disappeared
That was a kick to the balls...
that was a kick to the balls, that would have knocked any man out
@@kasper7574 he got balls of steel
The bullets didn’t do as much damage to his abdomen because he has several layers of fat rolls to protect it.
25 grand ?!?! gta online players: that is the price for one t shirt
So it's safe to say that we can blame Niko for the fact that Marnie joined the epsilon program 😂😂
My dream was to play gta 4 but my pc is piece of sh*t it even run gta sa at 19 fps😭😭😁
@@norsazlinmat3459 lol u using library pc ?
@@snitch5976 no i mean with high graphic mod
@@snitch5976 i know your pc is luxury😂
@@norsazlinmat3459 fuck high graphic man just enjoy the game😂
When i played GTA 4 somoene on the radio actually said Kifflom and i was like wtf
And the woamen is from gta 4 srry for my bad english if i said wrong
Which station?
@@albert1587 yeah Marnie
Actually, Cris Formage himself is on gta sa Wctr radio
@@TheExtreme800 yep
44:12 dude basically said : this is a scam lol. Get rekt
I want to complete this, but I don't know if I'll be able to stop myself from just shooting all of them...
same here lol
Sometimes the most enjoyment comes from the arts of patience and betrayal.
Hahaha
jeez man, you're like a modern Cofucius
Ghigig
Teacher:from now on, do you understand?
The students:Yes
Me:KIFFLOM!
Ha ha ha
Teacher: Kifflom
You: shocked Pikachu
هلو
Man, he loves the internet.
In my language (Serbian), Kifflom means "with a crossain" altrough it is written "Kiflom"
9:27 My reaction when i saw the Kifflom Achievement
But why?
@@fathergabrielstokes4706 its too long
GB Atomic that’s what she said
😂😂😂
@@darkmosii giggity
Wow at 16:27 sounds like the radio is talking about Coronavirus. "A super bacteria that will wipe out mankind, start sanitizing" lol.
Lol true
Coronavirus is a virus not a bacteria lmao...
@@276KittyGirl nobody said the contrary. Plus it's not Coronavirus, it's Mediavirus if you know what I mean.
Did rockstar pull a simpsons
@@Grimlock_king85 yes they did
I would like to point out that the Epsilon program evaluation thing asked if you had red hair and a birthmark, if you play RDR2 a miscellaneous character named Francis Sinclair is a time traveller and he has red hair and a birthmark, Was Francis Sinclair planned during the making of GTA V that came out in 2013 and RDR2 came out in 2018 5 years later
I think the red hair and birthmark means that Francis is a descendant of their God or something
@@41_orizaferishpriyono99 yes he's a descendant of the Epsilon Programs god "Kraff"
It’s probably not planned. There’s a sort of stigma about people with red hair. People back in the day used to think they were psychic or something or they had some sort of spiritual abilities. Birth marks? Well I can see some sort of bullshit case being made that they’re like the mark of god or something. They probably just made something up in GTA and then used it later on in Red Dead as a little Easter egg.
Chris never did anything. All he did was he wasted Michael's time and stole $90,500, but in the end Michael took his refund $2,100,000. That's a good choice, I agree.
33:18
get the money ?
kifflom
and the plane
*shows plane* kifflom.
good.
Are you from The future?
Boeing boi 69 Kifflom
yo can you help me how do i get through the 10 days ive saved and killed many times no message from chris?
@@finsthename4693 kifflom
Kifflom brother brother
Michael has the least amount of strangers and freaks because he had two secret ones that are unimaginably long as if this one is part of the story
Limbo Slam wait what is the other one i can only find kifflom plz answer im really curious
@@Puma8000 GTA 5 Abigail
@@Puma8000 there is a mission called What Lies Beneath that's is given to Michael by Abigail. In order to complete it, you have to purchase the Sonar Collections Dock.
Word of warning: You have to find submarine parts, and all you get out of it is a few dollars.
Don't waste your time.
@@sonnenblumefrau2048 not if you kill Abigail
@@sonnenblumefrau2048 That mission sucked ass, at least this one is interesting
The fall of a scammer is when they start believing in their own scam
The crazy part being this can be attatched to lots of organizations
I was 14 at the time of completing the achievement. I watched several videos including this one. I’m now 24 and I can’t believe a whole decade has passed. Where did the time go? Glad I was able to come back to this. THE MOST ODD MISSION IN GTA!!
No , Leonardo Johnson ...
This was so tedious, but it’s a whole lot better than the stunt jumps
The stunt jumps are terrible
True af, i did a huge jump on the t20 and failed, did a tiny ass jump on the baller suv and passed, wtf?
All you have to do is miss going straight by less than a centimeter and it fails
@@benja-tp1sp Yeah,i like in every story (must complete/shortcut or alternative "chase" route) jump with Trevor,no matter how trashy i still complete it,but with a smooth,straight jump with my friggen 1mil Ztype,I fail.Fuck
Lmao are they throwing shade at Scientology?
Xeno Skeleton this ain't even throwing shade this is just straight shitting on Scientology lmfao
Chase Bolzan lol
My guess is freemasonry- light blue color (it's a color of freemasonry, it dates back from the days of Babylon, Babylonians used to put light blue clothes on their pagan gods, the aprons which masons wear are light blue, there is a Blue Lodge) and they worship some false "god" who has mark on his right eye (ring a ding ding about Eye of Ra or All Seeing Eye) they are a mix of freemasons and new agers, all that mysticism and secrecy and weird rituals, but Scientology too is an option. Actually Scientologists and masons work together.
It's clearly Scientology. Just look at the blue color. Even though Scientology theme color is dark blue gta have done light blue as a parody. Their symbol is very similar to Scientology. The jimmy boston guy represents famous people who join scientology (Tom Cruise, John Travolta). They mock how you need to pay millions of dollars to join Scientology. The crazy alien stuff and keeping your soul and memories in reincarnation which they mention in GTA are mocking on what Scientologists believe in. It even mentions on the GTA wiki that it is a parody of Scientology.
Subidubidubi Du Your “knowledge” on Freemasons is completely wrong. Freemasonry isn’t a religion first off, nor worship any specific god. As long as you believe in any higher power you can become a Freemason. You could walk in a lodge and potentially see people of many diverse religions mingling together, As long as you are not atheist you can be a Freemason. I only know of one sect of freemasonry that doesn’t allow practically all religions, The god/gods you align with doesn’t generally matter for many reasons that are too much to explain in one comment. Do some REAL research or maybe walk into your local lodge if curious before you speak on such things next time cause everything you said was absolutely 100% false.
KIFFLOM Brother father sister mother KRAFF be praised KIFFLOM I am ZONDAR
It's marnie from GTA IV
I knew that the whole "sold myself" thing was familiar
+QUANGA ikr
Claude you're the most badass protagonist in the entire GTA franchise
Claude yep I told my self niko should've kill her
le noire true
I wonder what Niko's reaction would be like when he sees how Marnie changed after he saved her lmao
Well atleast she is not an junkie. Thats all he cares.
I FKING THINK THE SAME
"According to her Bleeter account, part of her duties in the Epsilon Program, is to sleep with gay movie stars to convince them they're straight."(gta wiki)
LOL
LOL
LOL
LOL
Bellic Bowlin
Bellic Bowling q
7 years later still doing it!
Kifflom
How
0w0 i look at my text and this took me a hour
Kifflom
Marnie won’t spawn for me
What Does Kifflom Means In GTA V?
And "Use The Force"? Damn,ANOTHER FUCKING STAR WARS REFERENCES...
Hiccup Haddock W lol
Hope you guys know that Marnie also previously appeared in GTA IV as a encounter.
Really?
@@Louis-sq5mn Yeah, she used to be a heroin addict in Liberty City
Yeah, she was a drug addict in the last game..they really got her character down in GTA 5...she has really wide eyes and a strange demeanor which is exactly how a past heroin addict acts.. also considering Kifflom which is mocking Scientology.. reels people in who are vulnerable, and make it seem like they are there to “help” them.. helping them get through the loss of a family member, helping them get off drugs...by paying the cult large amounts of money:.so once these people trade their sorrows for Scientology (kifflom) they believe it is a part of them, because it really helped them get through a hard time, and it tugs on their emotions making them stay in the organization.
Oh damn 🤭
Considered how they dealed with Johnny Klebitz and United Liberty Paper, Marnie at least got luckuy. Yes, she is from scientology, but got free from heroin.
Michael is cursing at us players for doing this mission 😂
Take in I watched this vid 6 years ago, then came back 💀