If a bunch of crates were dumped into the ocean and then a bunch of clowns rose up from the ocean I'd be led to believe there were clowns in the crates
Kevin: "The jumps, it's like a cougar" (after jumping over a 3-high stack of shipping containers) My first reaction: "What kind of cougars do they have in Ireland?"
Kevin has done so many GTA chaos missions that he’s probably getting close to 100% completion. He might as well collect all the letter scraps and UFO parts at this point
Thats not an actual quote from him as far as im aware Edit: Jesus fuck i came back to this now and holy shit i missed the point completely, i apologize for being a stubborn dickhead and promise im atleast slightly less.. stubborny and dickheaded than 4 months ago, my bad everyone!
@@MillennialBeige Considering you made the claim that he said that the burden of proof actually falls on you to provide any sort of proof that he did say that
How is he actually so good? He makes amazing videos daily, one of the only youtubers who genuinely makes me laugh and he is so underrated, keep doing what your doing Kevin cause seeing content made from just makes me happy man, love ya.
Today marks my 1 year anniversary of being subscribed to Kevin, and I'm so happy I'm here. This man single-handedly made my lockdown better. And Kevin, if you're reading this. I just wanna say: Hey there friend! Thanks for putting a smile on so many peoples faces everyday. You are incredible!❤
Barbie horse adventure wild horse rescue is such an epic game (Spoiler warning) when they reveled that princess sparkle killed barbies sister was such a plot twist
4:19 here comes the soup 6:05 alright I’m here what do I do? 6:07 MISSION FAILED Trevor cover was blown 13:45 Michael throws jimmy headphones to hit the alien 13:46 alien I DID NOT LIKE THAT ONE BIT Lester: maybe there’s a way to take the bomb back 17:51 Trevor: WHOA at the same time made all the horns around him to go off and alerting there location 18:12 you guys are under arest for killing, causeing property damage, and stealing a nuclear bomb
7:45 "Normal rules don't apply to us, Floyd." Essentially a summary of Kevin's entire channel. Hope that everyone had a reasonably happy St. Patrick's Day 2021, considering the circumstances.
5:05 Trevor saying he’ll operate Floyd under the influence makes more sense now. 10:06 It looks like the ‘fake teleport’ teleports you elsewhere, then teleports you back before you can be humanly effected by the teleport. Unfortunately, Mission Failures aren’t ‘humanly’, and detects an area change, in that very short time,
This is the earliest I've ever been to a video. Btw, Kevin, thank you for the daily posts, and the incredible content. You make your viewers feel like friends, and in this incredibly distressing epoch of history, people like you are so needed.
Hi kev, congrats on the new turg youtooz and happy st Patrick's day to ya! I just wanna say thank you for making my day whenever you post a video, you make me laugh so much. It's a shame I cant get the turf youtooz die to money shortages with me and my family because I would love to support you. I really hope you read this. Thanks for everything kev! ❤
Kevin’s prescribed a hardhat, and a lawyer told him to wear a high visibility jacket when coming out of the movies. Wonder how much safety gear he’ll be required to wear at this rate to go outside.
"Wait what, wha what, hold on what?" LMAO. Like the Oblivion video when you create "ghost" and you're outside of the prison cell, the times you get confused so much you can't speak are among the most hilarious.
Who is your favourite superhero/supervillian? Edit: favourite superhero is Batman and favourite villain is the Joker, I know that sounds generic but there both better than most superhero related things nowadays.
“This mod just attacks all of your senses except smell”
Oh boy Kevin is tasting chaos now.
That actually sounds like a slang. When one o' yer friends are in trouble: "Oh be jaysus, he's taestin' chaos now lads!"
@@Emil_Stoltz That's kinda true, thanks for the idea.
It's probably from all the blood in his mouth
Hes already tasted chaos the first episode was when he started
More importantly he can feel chaos touching him
Can you imagine saying to a taxi driver "can I go home please" and they just know where you live
i thought your profile was a face it reminded me of turg for some reason
Kevin's been taking these cabs so often that I'm sure they all already know him and his address
@@dorithegreat6155 pretty sure the cabs that take Kevin didn't live to see another day
I mean when you live in a small town that does actually happen :P
This isn’t normal???
If a bunch of crates were dumped into the ocean and then a bunch of clowns rose up from the ocean I'd be led to believe there were clowns in the crates
Were the clowns being shipped in bulk? Or were they stowaways from the clown homeland?
@@darylchurch2115 clown Homeland is the worst thing I've read today so thanks for that
Clowns: They float Georgie. They all float
Trevor: *flies up in the air* "Normal rules don't apply to us."
Kevin: "As you can clearly see."
That was way funnier than it prob was supposed to be!
"GTA V heist ruined by mods"
So it's a normal GTA V episode
For Call me Kevin: yes
Your comment still includes the old title
"me want car, CAR WANT ME!!!"
uh oh, not the first time this has happened
*Roger Taylor would like to know your location*
“Trevor is a very talented mime”
*lifts containers without contact while floating midair*
VERY talented
Didn't know I needed an exorcist to deal with a mime
"You are a wizard Trevor"
From all the meth
I’m convinced he’s a Sith Lord, the one we’ve been looking for
I would like to remind everyone that while Kevin doesn't know how to spell his own name, we love him all the same
I'd pay a dime for that rhyme
O'Really now is that a fact?
@@heartysquid that pun should not have made me laugh, as much as it did.
@@slumpsalot glad to help. 😉
@@foxygamer7176 Approved deep by a 19 year old swedish *arthur morgan voice* boah!
Kevin's headphone snap is seriously becoming an iconic thing.
I love it
is it not already iconic?
It's like TOP OF THE MORNIN TO YA!
I love Metallica
@@defaultdefault2253 Kevin's headphones breaking because he snaps them on his head would be sad but true indeed.
“I’m afraid of Jesus! This is what Catholic School does to you” this is the best thing I’ve heard today!
As someone who attended Catholic school as a kid this is quite accurate.
Another great video! Got my hands on TURG Yootooz by the way!
@@mateoneandross7656 i know right smh
Such a *kevin*
@@fernandoramirez1605 he’s more of a robert
Suckup lol
@@Beengus You *wouldn't* suck up to Kevin?? smh fake fan
It’s weird having Kevin randomly start apologising to me half way through a video.
Hahahaha 🤣
We've seen you beat Jesus to death, Kevin. You think we'd be offended if you said his name in vain?
I can’t tell if that was a bit or not
Kevin: "The jumps, it's like a cougar" (after jumping over a 3-high stack of shipping containers)
My first reaction: "What kind of cougars do they have in Ireland?"
The best kind
@@crabdabo1825 the yeet kind?
The ones that spawn in missions
@@eliaspanayi3465 but cougars don't spawn in missions
The hot ones in your area
The thing I like the most from this channel is the community. They’re just as crazy as him lol.
This is the most catholic thing I've ever heard.
Kevin: When god says it's my time, it's my time. He sent Jesus earlier.
Kevin has done so many GTA chaos missions that he’s probably getting close to 100% completion. He might as well collect all the letter scraps and UFO parts at this point
Shouldn't be too hard with all the random UFOs spawning all the time.
"I can't speak because I'm so afraid of Jesus" - Nietzsche.
Thats not an actual quote from him as far as im aware
Edit: Jesus fuck i came back to this now and holy shit i missed the point completely, i apologize for being a stubborn dickhead and promise im atleast slightly less.. stubborny and dickheaded than 4 months ago, my bad everyone!
@@DaydreamingSwede he's just joking
@@DaydreamingSwede huh, really?
@@DaydreamingSwede can you prove that?
@@MillennialBeige Considering you made the claim that he said that the burden of proof actually falls on you to provide any sort of proof that he did say that
"Normal rules don't apply to us Floyd"
he says as he descends Fast and Furious style in a truck from the sky
'Kevin: 'This mod tests all your senses, except smell"
Me: *trying to figure out how it tests your palate*
You can taste the chaos
Someone needs to make a compilation of every time Kevin hurts himself with his headphones
It exists already.
@@still_your_zelda Where
To the Wii sports menu
@@still_your_zelda Mom: *hears painful moans from my room* "Wtf is he watching?"
@@big_bad_raj I hate that channel, he steals content from r/CallMeKevin
Taking a shot every time Kevin says “oh for feck’s sake”
Wish me luck
R.I.P
R.I.P Jess ASMR
Killed by Liver failure
RIP there's three at 5:16-5:18 alone!
How many times did you get?
@@davysmith1934 hello I am replying from the grave
Idk I passed out at 7
Jim Pickens v extreme griefer Jesus......the battle of Gods...the crossover we all need!
"It's like I'm just in constant fear!"
*Jesus arrives*
How is he actually so good? He makes amazing videos daily, one of the only youtubers who genuinely makes me laugh and he is so underrated, keep doing what your doing Kevin cause seeing content made from just makes me happy man, love ya.
“Me want car! Oh, no, car want me...”
I thought he said he was never wanted
Today marks my 1 year anniversary of being subscribed to Kevin, and I'm so happy I'm here. This man single-handedly made my lockdown better.
And Kevin, if you're reading this. I just wanna say: Hey there friend! Thanks for putting a smile on so many peoples faces everyday. You are incredible!❤
1 year anniversary for the cult
Happy anniversary? Not sure what to say tbh but I hope you have a wonderful day
@@ahuman9519 ty, hope you a wonderful day too
Yay happy 1 year dude
@@Kylehappy305 ty, happy st paddies day!
Breaking news everyone: Turg defeated Dan the Villian in Mario Kart today!
Petition to bring back Kevin's cooking show: Baking Bad
"Oh, I'm never wanted!"
Yeah, welcome to my life
1:38
T: "My aint nothing special but the boy gets the job done..."
IMPOTENT RAAAGE!!
“It’s like I’m just in constant fear”
For a chaos mod, that sounds about right
🤠👍🏻
The more of these videos that come out the more kevin looks like his actual life is in choas
I have been covid positive for a few days now and it hurts my chest and my back when I laugh but man this was worth 100 times the pain.
I hope it gets better friendo
@@user-lv2em1me6q thanks a bunch mate much appreciated !
Happy St Patrick’s Day to my favorite Irish Gamer🇮🇪☘️
i cannot wait for my turg youtooz, thank you kevin for making him :D
Now all we need is the turg cinematic universe
@@leonardochapman4736 y e s
@@callmeturg took a break from youtube
The killer clowns under water were so terrifying :'D
The unofficial sequel to "killer clowns from outer space". Now its killer clowns from the ocean
"Anything that causes pain to anybody but me is okay with me."
Day 274 of asking Kevin to play the Kim Kardashian mobile game
Never heard of this
Me neither
To be honest i have seen this messeage before in a previous video
That exists?
I saw your comments when you were in the 30’s... happy almost one year bestie
7:30 “One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it.”-Master Oogway
Day 57 of asking Kevin to play Barbie Horse Adventure: Wild Horse Rescue
well then give
Go away
Beta af
Barbie horse adventure wild horse rescue is such an epic game
(Spoiler warning) when they reveled that princess sparkle killed barbies sister was such a plot twist
@@JackieBOYoBOY that's dark for Barbie tho?
I believe that is called the "A Pose", whereas the "T pose" actually looks like a person is making the the "T"
4:19 here comes the soup
6:05 alright I’m here what do I do?
6:07 MISSION FAILED Trevor cover was blown
13:45 Michael throws jimmy headphones to hit the alien
13:46 alien I DID NOT LIKE THAT ONE BIT
Lester: maybe there’s a way to take the bomb back
17:51 Trevor: WHOA at the same time made all the horns around him to go off and alerting there location
18:12 you guys are under arest for killing, causeing property damage, and stealing a nuclear bomb
I love the toy Turg. He is equally cursed and blessed.
7:45 "Normal rules don't apply to us, Floyd."
Essentially a summary of Kevin's entire channel.
Hope that everyone had a reasonably happy St. Patrick's Day 2021, considering the circumstances.
Trevor's brain was working so hard smoke was coming out
5:05 Trevor saying he’ll operate Floyd under the influence makes more sense now.
10:06 It looks like the ‘fake teleport’ teleports you elsewhere, then teleports you back before you can be humanly effected by the teleport. Unfortunately, Mission Failures aren’t ‘humanly’, and detects an area change, in that very short time,
Trevor: *breathes*
Game: Trevors cover was blown
"I did the entire GTA V Merryweather Heist with the chaos mod" this doesn't sound like a video, sounds more like a death warrant
Game: mission failed
Kevin: *knowing damn well he turned on the chaos mod* that’s not my fault!!
this heist missions are so much better with the chaos mod. thanks for reviving the campaign Kevo
I'm only 26% Irish but I love St. Patrick's Day
is that like a big thing in america?
@@JazzManhattan its irish
@@JazzManhattan Not in America, but in Ireland it is!
I am american and yes it is a thing but no it is not too look forward to
im about 0% irish and st patricks day is my favorite holiday
17:10 ‘Killer Clowns Emerging from the Sea’ sounds like a headline for an article from 2016 during “the great clown panic” in the US
any school or college students watching here !!! I wish all the students who is having there exams get 100% or A++ grades marks ❤️❤️❤️❤️
WOW what a unique video from callmekevin, Please do more!
Chaos mod shows kevin how his sims feel with jim around. Great video.
This is the earliest I've ever been to a video.
Btw, Kevin, thank you for the daily posts, and the incredible content. You make your viewers feel like friends, and in this incredibly distressing epoch of history, people like you are so needed.
Christians: god-fearing
Kevin: jesus-fearing
Hi kev, congrats on the new turg youtooz and happy st Patrick's day to ya! I just wanna say thank you for making my day whenever you post a video, you make me laugh so much. It's a shame I cant get the turf youtooz die to money shortages with me and my family because I would love to support you. I really hope you read this. Thanks for everything kev! ❤
"I designed it" is actually more of "I am responsible for this" in Turg's case
Kevin’s prescribed a hardhat, and a lawyer told him to wear a high visibility jacket when coming out of the movies. Wonder how much safety gear he’ll be required to wear at this rate to go outside.
0:32 great start
Watching Kevin get pissed at the yoga mission while having my game paused because I got mad at the yoga mission *can you say meta*
Day 7 of thanking Call Me Kevin for all of the content
No
No
No
Yes
Perhaps
4:20 I love he slides out the door
Kevin: doctors advise hard hats
Everyone: yes doctors also recommend drinking Irish beer wearing hard hats and buying a Turg youtooz
11:36 kevin: this is a glich in the matrix
Hard to believe I’ve been watching Kevin for over 3 years. Thats like.. over 1000 videos 🤭
17:55 Honk boosting + all vehicles honk
0:06 Damn. I never realized how huge Turg’s forehead is till I saw the figurine of him.
12:07 everyones dancing to the funky beat
11:54 the beginning of lala land
16:01
Brad: When you need him but do not want him, then he must stay. When you want him but no longer need him, then he has to go.
Happy St Patrick’s day Kevin!!!
I LOVE these GTA V videos with the Chaos mod. Absolutely incredible. Laughing all the time. Probably my most favourite series :D
Day 10 of thanking kevin for getting me through quarantine
Yes same
Hey, who wants to read a joke?
@@IamaPERSON me!
ITS TURG!!!!
@@callmeturg lol
9:30 when your body does that fake fall thing
There's one good thing about diving into insanity, that you can only go down.
"Wait what, wha what, hold on what?" LMAO. Like the Oblivion video when you create "ghost" and you're outside of the prison cell, the times you get confused so much you can't speak are among the most hilarious.
your father is proud of this Kevin
Plot twist: Because this Kevin IS your father.
6:05
Now that's a record of failing a mission.
Day 2555 of watching Kevins vids over and over again. Gets funnier every time :P
9:38 "This mod just attacks all of your senses, exept smell"
mans bout to burn his pc
Who is your favourite superhero/supervillian? Edit: favourite superhero is Batman and favourite villain is the Joker, I know that sounds generic but there both better than most superhero related things nowadays.
Green arrow and reverse flash
Turg
Deadpool (anti hero)
Scarecrow
Turg Jim Pickens
Trevors " *Woah* " at 17:51 couldn't have been timed better!
Just found out I'm mostly Irish, dope!
Ace video Kevin, the underwater part with vehicle rain enabled would make an epic side quest!
9:37 *tries to figure out how this mod attacks your taste*
Biting his tongue and tasting the blood?
Maybe it leaves a bitter taste in your mouth? Idk
11:54 when Australian farmers hear the army went in war with the emus
Day 306 of telling Kevin to revisit the Bee Movie Game
Happy St Patty's
You like jazz?
@@IamaPERSON I think you mean PADDY’S
@@obamium3020 whichever is the correct spelling.
I really wish the Turg YouTooz wasn’t limited. Maybe one day in the future someone’ll be reselling it. Great stuff as always though!
Idk man this just looks like normal gta to me
2:29 The way he drives 😂
As much as I love Turg, imagine what my mum would think if I showed the Yootooz to her and said
"Me want"
Drinking game: take a shot every time Kevin says “Oh for fecks sake”
Fun Fact: At least one person has finished watching the video.
What if I just watched it at x1080 speed though?
@@maxvogt3515 Go do it, don't wait for me to type back, just believe.
@AR - 09ZZ 704501 Heart Lake SS Someone will probably do a live stream of not blinking.
@@hereticstanlyhalo6916 are you going to delete this post in 15 minutes?
90% of people*
I love this video! All the chaos mod videos
Are great
Day 6 of asking Kevin to read Wattpad stories about himself.
NO
Wow! All these Irish youtubers releasing their youtooz on St. Patrick’s day, a well know Irish holiday! What a coincidence!
hello? are you call me GTA V heists ruined by mods? i can’t seem to find kevin
God, I love these