The Nightmare Nursery - Monsters, Misguided #3

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  • Опубликовано: 14 дек 2024

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  • @lorebooks5230
    @lorebooks5230 6 лет назад +1826

    _where's the _*_FLOWER SAUCE_*

    • @Undomaranel
      @Undomaranel 6 лет назад +67

      It's frozen, you donkey >:(

    • @datwistermanx93
      @datwistermanx93 6 лет назад +41

      Put these two pieces of bread on your head, now what are you?

    • @Serpentking789
      @Serpentking789 6 лет назад +14

      To fit the theme of plant-based monsters, it would probably be Barometz sauce.
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vegetable_Lamb_of_Tartary
      www.d20pfsrd.com/bestiary/monster-listings/plants/barometz/

    • @ToryuMau
      @ToryuMau 6 лет назад +24

      ... The stake is still GASSY! D^B(

    • @treyowens4014
      @treyowens4014 5 лет назад +14

      Finally a man of culture like myself

  • @Laantin
    @Laantin 5 лет назад +75

    Wait. They requested a well known MEAT chef for vegetarians.
    Might as well rub salt and pepper in his wounds and slow roast at 300° F for 45 minutes to an hour.

  • @aeditrix_1
    @aeditrix_1 6 лет назад +528

    I want more information on the whole offshore kingdom thing

  • @KVR5816
    @KVR5816 6 лет назад +254

    Hes straight up smashin that kitchen hand lads

    • @jamescretchley9949
      @jamescretchley9949 5 лет назад +16

      fabian gets around often, it seems

    • @Lucarioguild7
      @Lucarioguild7 4 года назад +9

      The sexual tension between them was thick enough for Chef Betelli to cut with his knife

    • @Potato-pn8sg
      @Potato-pn8sg 3 года назад +3

      @@Lucarioguild7 wonder how it'd taste...

  • @PaxTorumin
    @PaxTorumin 6 лет назад +607

    I hope he left a hunting guide as well, otherwise it might cost them a few monks to figure out how best to harvest the ingredients minimal casualties.

    • @nonya1366
      @nonya1366 6 лет назад +61

      "Throw your party at the problem until they resolve it, or until you run out of party members."

    • @RikkuTakanashi
      @RikkuTakanashi 6 лет назад +31

      Actually it's stated earlier in the videos the monks tell him what to kill and how to kill it so they already know how.

    • @Nyrufa
      @Nyrufa 5 лет назад +15

      They're monks, and there's 600 of them. I think they got it covered. :D

  • @zeterzero4356
    @zeterzero4356 6 лет назад +1002

    Is that a bulette pulling his cart. This chef is a badass.
    Love your style as always and great critters. This series is fun.

    • @lemonhead1571
      @lemonhead1571 5 лет назад +18

      ...Nice that I can finally put Bulettes to scale with life, the pictures in the Manuel make it seem huge.

    • @somerandomguy844
      @somerandomguy844 5 лет назад +2

      just about to comment on that. I wholeheartedly agree. Subterranean travel has much less traffic!

    • @Thegee03
      @Thegee03 4 года назад

      Lolololol I pray my party never sees this. When they were still lvl 5 I dm’d a session with a Bulette as the BBEG’s pet. If they find out they can tame one I am a dead man

    • @TheFearsomeRat
      @TheFearsomeRat 4 года назад +2

      Pathfinder Bulettes are a lot larger :/
      And aren't chonky like D&D's, I hope if I get a chance to DM my players never ask to try and get one of those, since well it's Size Huge, and while it's not a massive threat like a Dragon of similar size it ain't a push over either.

    • @ASquared544
      @ASquared544 4 года назад +1

      @@Thegee03 Do not permit your players to use Dragonmarks if you don't want them to tame Bulettes... or Hydras... or Manticores... or any monstrosity with an intelligence of at most 3, okay, the Mark of Handling is ridiculous.

  • @bryanwilson825
    @bryanwilson825 6 лет назад +739

    Love these, but can't use the first one. My players will all be going "Feed me Seymour" with in minutes

    • @draleokong6796
      @draleokong6796 6 лет назад +61

      You know if you didn’t bring it up I wouldn’t have had to say it, but noooow... FEED ME SEYMOUR

    • @fantoonstic
      @fantoonstic 6 лет назад +37

      it's just a mean green mother from outer space

    • @biancabrooks280
      @biancabrooks280 6 лет назад +4

      SamBam
      Bless

    • @HankJ666
      @HankJ666 6 лет назад +12

      *FEED ME ALL NIGHT LONG!*

    • @sky-_-3905
      @sky-_-3905 6 лет назад +11

      Drama club geeks? I know how you feel...
      *I am one*

  • @vdsora32
    @vdsora32 6 лет назад +419

    You could have just gave the monster as is. Instead you went above and beyond and made a story to explain this. This was fantastic

    • @hugeladpluscat
      @hugeladpluscat 5 лет назад +4

      That's one of the things I love about this channel

  • @purepoetxix
    @purepoetxix 6 лет назад +342

    this is so freaking good, outstanding story telling, and very creative/unique monsters!!!

  • @Cyriakx
    @Cyriakx 6 лет назад +32

    I love the subplot with the half orcette.

  • @bleflar9183
    @bleflar9183 6 лет назад +212

    My dad had a chef character too. She even wrote a book "with a pan in the underdark" after a long campaign in the underdark where that character made fancy dishes out of monsters, plants, mushrooms and some stuff that cannot really be assigned to those categhories.
    Edit: I forgot to writa "a pan."

    • @pretzelbomb6105
      @pretzelbomb6105 6 лет назад +41

      Bleflar “And this is my Subterranean Surprise!”
      “What’s the surprise?”
      “Heck if I know, it changes every time.”

    • @Arenuphis
      @Arenuphis 6 лет назад +10

      Seems, dungeon meshi isn't the only tale of adventurer chefs

    • @thedamnguy2896
      @thedamnguy2896 4 года назад

      Your dad plays dnd? Damn that's cool

    • @bleflar9183
      @bleflar9183 4 года назад +3

      @@thedamnguy2896 Wanna know something even cooler?
      My parents accually first met at a d&d session.

    • @thedamnguy2896
      @thedamnguy2896 4 года назад +2

      @@bleflar9183 bro
      Stop making me jealous

  • @nuhelder1651
    @nuhelder1651 6 лет назад +40

    1:49:
    Me ( a blowgun using character): ooof, right in the feels

  • @badroady
    @badroady 6 лет назад +191

    "Excuse me sir, but my Needle-Steak seems to have farted."

  • @turnt_barbarian
    @turnt_barbarian 6 лет назад +253

    I'm blatantly stealing this whole thing for my home campaign. This is so good!!!

    • @Kanekuo
      @Kanekuo  6 лет назад +52

      That's the whole point of this series, go nuts!

    • @flooflord9187
      @flooflord9187 5 лет назад +5

      I second that, these are amazing!

  • @SinfulLapis
    @SinfulLapis 5 лет назад +5

    Fabian absolutely be sharing a "Good Rest" with that Half-Orc Chef Assistant 👀

  • @thoren7842
    @thoren7842 6 лет назад +270

    Why is all of his content well made, creative and entertaining. Tis be witchcraft I say, we must see if he floats!

    • @TheeOK1
      @TheeOK1 6 лет назад +13

      Nonono, anything can float, we must get together and weigh him.

    • @thoren7842
      @thoren7842 6 лет назад +11

      @@TheeOK1 How foolish of me you're right and if he weighs as much as a duck then HE SHALL BURN!

    • @jerrin1528
      @jerrin1528 6 лет назад +5

      If they float they must burn for their heresy!

    • @tntengineer2330
      @tntengineer2330 5 лет назад +6

      I know he's a witch, he turned me into a newt!

    • @elderanafurhat6077
      @elderanafurhat6077 5 лет назад

      yep +5 swim check

  • @AwesomeVideo121
    @AwesomeVideo121 6 лет назад +79

    Your channel is by far my favorite when it comes to D&D. Watching one of your videos is always a highlight of my day. The amount of creativity and love you put into your work in unparalleled!!!

  • @thedeanery
    @thedeanery 8 месяцев назад +1

    Whenever I watch delicious by dungeon I think of this video. You paved the way, sir. (This is still a comfort video of mine)

  • @otakon17
    @otakon17 6 лет назад +37

    I love that he has a Bulette pulling his carriage.

  • @YourCrazyDolphin
    @YourCrazyDolphin 6 лет назад +66

    BRAIN-EXPANDING JUICE!
    If I can pick pocket the leg off a Cow...
    I think I can pick pocket the pollen off these plants too

    • @peterwhite6415
      @peterwhite6415 6 лет назад +11

      ... did the cow notice its misisng leg?

    • @YourCrazyDolphin
      @YourCrazyDolphin 6 лет назад +14

      @@peterwhite6415 Nor it's missing ribs.
      It just kept eating grass, totally unaware.

    • @YourCrazyDolphin
      @YourCrazyDolphin 6 лет назад +5

      @RPG Craftsman Now the group makes sure to remind me to "Pocket-Pick", not pick pocket every time we consider stealing.
      Because I might pickpocket a leg.

    • @brendanshaw7401
      @brendanshaw7401 6 лет назад +2

      I took a cow picked it up with my barbarian strength and proceeded to use it's legs as meal/weapons

    • @YourCrazyDolphin
      @YourCrazyDolphin 6 лет назад +5

      @@brendanshaw7401 what is the damage die of a cow?

  • @moreoobservatory1869
    @moreoobservatory1869 6 лет назад +111

    Really loving this homebrew stuff!
    Great job on another Monsters Misguided :D
    I'm really looking forward to whatever comes next!

  • @darkai2451
    @darkai2451 6 лет назад +62

    I love it, remember me the manga "dungeon meshi"

  • @mealbitz
    @mealbitz 6 лет назад +113

    Gordon Fetelli

    • @Kanekuo
      @Kanekuo  6 лет назад +28

      The last name was a riff of of Guy Fieri's and the hair was a riff of Gordon Ramsay's. Fabian is the ultimate chef.

    • @mealbitz
      @mealbitz 6 лет назад +6

      @@Kanekuo
      Woah- hi dude.
      Thanks for the info jgvdd-
      Love your videos.

    • @alexknj1
      @alexknj1 6 лет назад +24

      THIS NEEDLE FRUIT STAKE IS SO RAW ITS STILL SHOOTING AT ME!

    • @mealbitz
      @mealbitz 6 лет назад +7

      @@alexknj1 why did such a good comment have to only get two likes

    • @Serpentking789
      @Serpentking789 6 лет назад +11

      "Where's the bloody Barometz sauce?!"

  • @manuelmoya4487
    @manuelmoya4487 3 года назад +1

    I like how he talks fast but takes his time

  • @eduardoe4670
    @eduardoe4670 6 лет назад +47

    A fricking chef adventurer that's awesom!!!!

  • @adviel
    @adviel 6 лет назад +15

    I made a cook build once and played it for a couple of sessions. He was a Dwarf Eldritch Knight Fighter named Argus, he used a huge pan as a shield and ladle as a mace. I homebrew it with the DM that a full course meal will give you 8 hours of stat busts or saving throws. To balance it the ingredients were expensive proportional to the effect and it took 1 hour to prepare and had to be consumed right away so it cant be done in a hurry.
    His dream was to one day serve his clan leader an Ancient Red Dragon steak.

    • @SanzuRiver
      @SanzuRiver 6 лет назад

      adviel not that's hard when your level 16.

  • @IHOMilk
    @IHOMilk 6 лет назад +30

    The Man, The Myth, The Crow has returned!

  • @pumpkinlife103
    @pumpkinlife103 5 лет назад +1

    As a chef this reminds me of my experiences of saving my staff from carnivorous acid spewing edible plants.

  • @lomp1582
    @lomp1582 6 лет назад +38

    You are the only channel i have notifications for. I put down everything to watch these awesome drawings and stories

  • @tinturnin
    @tinturnin 5 лет назад +8

    dude i want to see more of chef Fabian's adventures

  • @TigirlakaLaserwolf6
    @TigirlakaLaserwolf6 6 лет назад +122

    'filled with gasses from decomposition'
    Did you mean: highly explosive?

    • @Kanekuo
      @Kanekuo  6 лет назад +40

      I considered giving it an explosive death throe if killed with fire damage, but i figured thatd be a bit much lol

    • @proxy1359
      @proxy1359 5 лет назад +5

      Where'd I leave that Greek fire...

    • @fattytan1377
      @fattytan1377 4 года назад

      I mean yeah the gasses are actually explosives. Not muck better than gunpowder but it exists

  • @josuanygren
    @josuanygren 6 лет назад +3

    You are currently the most underrated channel on RUclips in my opinion. Your videos are really something new and creative and no one makes the same kind of content. Truly original and truly good content. Love your channel.

  • @HeirOfBreath1
    @HeirOfBreath1 6 лет назад +23

    1:16 FEED ME SEYMOUR

  • @Sprite_of_Soot
    @Sprite_of_Soot 6 лет назад +6

    This is absolutely charming and I love the creative designs of the monsters featured.
    Keep up the good work and thank you for the brain juice!

  • @romannumeralvii4285
    @romannumeralvii4285 6 лет назад +9

    That was honestly amazing, I love your art style and how the story with the pictures along with your way of telling it. Keep up the great work!

  • @Kimkam
    @Kimkam 5 лет назад

    Used this for my campaign tonight and my players LOVED IT!!!! Thank you for the superb content, animation, and the genuine charm to your writing and videos!

  • @apocalypticmoth6040
    @apocalypticmoth6040 6 лет назад

    I love how these plants actually fit into an ecosystem! It is always amazing to have realistic monsters that actually work. Amazing storytelling! I loved the video.

  • @linkfan341
    @linkfan341 6 лет назад

    I'm loving all your stories. And the expressions in your characters although subtle, really speak volumes of their personality. I love these series a ton and hope you get what's rightfully deserved. Recognition.

  • @javierpatag3609
    @javierpatag3609 5 лет назад +1

    A bunch of chefs as an adventuring party? THAT. IS. AWESOME.

  • @calebkopp7636
    @calebkopp7636 6 лет назад +2

    Love your videos man. Great to see not only beautiful art but good stories that fit all of the to be explained monsters into one cohesive explanation. keep it up man!

  • @paulh3892
    @paulh3892 5 лет назад +1

    These monsters are awesome! You gave each of them interesting combat mechanics as well as fitting loot. Very cool

  • @aarontenner6362
    @aarontenner6362 6 лет назад +1

    Amazing video! These creations are too cool, and feel really original. I LOVE Fabian's antics throughout the woods

  • @joeywarren60
    @joeywarren60 5 лет назад +1

    This gave me an idea for a character for when I'm a player, and a quest for when I DM.

  • @dismae_
    @dismae_ 6 лет назад +1

    I love how much homebrew stuff you're doing. Great to see a D&Dtuber making in depth brews!

  • @nsj499
    @nsj499 6 лет назад +2

    I always love being the chef of the group so this video speaks to me on a personal level.
    The design of these monsters is astounding (especially the dishes one can make of them)

  • @Necroscrow
    @Necroscrow 5 лет назад +1

    My two favorite things, food and plant monsters. This is a dream come true. I could watch a thousand episodes about making food from different creatures.

  • @anacetiefighterpilot9489
    @anacetiefighterpilot9489 6 лет назад +2

    Very nice home brew plants. I could use these in my campaigns. Thank you!

  • @jackolantern9756
    @jackolantern9756 6 лет назад +10

    I really want to get into DnD, but haven’t actually played it yet. Your videos though... They’re amazing! Make me feel like I’m along for the ride and you’re the epic (sorry to use the e word) dungeon master!

  • @Epicmonk117
    @Epicmonk117 5 лет назад +9

    I'd like to hear the story of that debacle with the princess and the squid

  • @swadloom40
    @swadloom40 5 лет назад

    Good job tying the story in with the monster explanations this time! Great art as always!

  • @kylestanley7843
    @kylestanley7843 6 лет назад +1

    That half orc chick tho-
    God i fucking love this channel, your animations and commentary are great. I might have to steal these for future reference, since i was thinking about a druid that creates plants which he can summon from scratch(ie a bramble that sustains itself with blood).
    Looking forward to the next one!

  • @colenelson6087
    @colenelson6087 6 лет назад +1

    I love your videos so much I had to become a patron! Your Homebrew material is beautiful and this story has inspired a perfect side quest for Tomb of Anhialation. Thank you!

  • @zebeylin1707
    @zebeylin1707 6 лет назад +3

    Just found this channel, absolutely love it!! Keep up the good work

  • @ninjabuddy1
    @ninjabuddy1 4 года назад

    You have a really expressive artstyle that shows a lot out of a few expertly placed lines. I would like to see these kinds of animations and diagrams for other educational channels.
    Also your snu snu orc is adorable

  • @sunsetsynth
    @sunsetsynth 6 лет назад +1

    What a delightful art style! Love the creatures too, I can't wait to unleash them on my party the next time they head into a forest

  • @erin7654
    @erin7654 6 лет назад +1

    This is such a brilliant series. Awesome ideas and super entertaining to watch!

  • @Formoka
    @Formoka 6 лет назад +1

    I love these episode! The art is great and the info is really fun. Especially since I have no one to play D&D with, so I live vicariously through stories like this.

  • @joshuayurkovich6786
    @joshuayurkovich6786 6 лет назад +1

    I like your art I like the story you put into these and I like your homebrew content keep up the good work

    • @joshuayurkovich6786
      @joshuayurkovich6786 6 лет назад

      Also it was a good call to clarify that it was homebrew this time keep up the good work

  • @shockbox6955
    @shockbox6955 6 лет назад +3

    I love this channel so much

  • @Sparkle5fanboy
    @Sparkle5fanboy 6 лет назад +3

    I like the idea of turning monsters you kill into food that you can get buffs from

  • @bubbanator3340
    @bubbanator3340 6 лет назад +1

    Gotta say man, I truly enjoy the speed drawing, looks beautiful.

  • @nullpoint3346
    @nullpoint3346 5 лет назад +4

    3:34
    Bold of you to assume I wouldn't know subterranean methods.

  • @mehdramenno1576
    @mehdramenno1576 6 лет назад +1

    Not what I expected how these videos were going to be, but fun, enjoyable and educating at the same time! Keep up the good work Kiri! Shit. I mean Kanekuo 😳

  • @saqvobase4301
    @saqvobase4301 3 года назад

    I love how you integrate the information into a story

  • @OpenDistrict
    @OpenDistrict 6 лет назад +1

    I live for these videos please never stop they are funny, smart, and helps me as a still learning dm how to make my own monsters and gives me so much inspiration.

  • @delcidkidv250
    @delcidkidv250 6 лет назад +1

    Your videos are informative and extremely entertaining at the same time. Keep it up!

  • @jeffersonbarnes1367
    @jeffersonbarnes1367 6 лет назад

    Dude, I can't wait for more episodes to come out! I can already tell this is going to be helpful, especially for me (a new player). Also I love your art style!

  • @kimballbelliston5925
    @kimballbelliston5925 4 года назад +1

    I'm loving the fish spies in the background

  • @wrendzwonek9872
    @wrendzwonek9872 6 лет назад

    Man, this Chef really branches out for his dishes - such dedication!

  • @Moinzimusthemighty
    @Moinzimusthemighty 6 лет назад +1

    I adore your videos, always look forward to your uploads!

  • @t.h.mcelroy6597
    @t.h.mcelroy6597 6 лет назад +1

    I love your work. Looking forward to more.

  • @nanusantos1696
    @nanusantos1696 6 лет назад +6

    At this point just crowfund your own RPG, your ideas are extremely fun

  • @jeremystumbaugh9857
    @jeremystumbaugh9857 6 лет назад +1

    gonna be honest, im impressed with any player that has there character be a chef for they have to come up with the food and ideas for the food when playing as them though of course the gm could just tell them ideas or something like that.

  • @llamasniper1116
    @llamasniper1116 5 лет назад

    I loved the opening story, these episodes are super entertaining ! ^-^

  • @N7Lone
    @N7Lone 6 лет назад +1

    This is badass I instantly subscribed, Also your art style is fun and inviting😁 I showed this to a few of my friends and they too loved it, keep up the awesome work 🙌

  • @HonestPhil
    @HonestPhil 5 лет назад

    Just discovered your channel. Your original content is wonderful to watch and listen to (nice voice!). I'm hyped to see future updates in my subbox.

  • @TheDragonCat99
    @TheDragonCat99 5 лет назад +1

    “This guy’s amazing! He cooks the best steak on the continent!”
    Vegetarian monks: “Hm... we should hire him for our next banquet!”
    “N-no, you don’t understand! He ONLY cooks-“
    Vegetarian monks: “AAAAAND sent! :D”

  • @unlbishop
    @unlbishop 6 лет назад +2

    "New kanekuo video pops up"
    OH MY GOD MAH IDOL
    IMMA WATCH THIS RTFN
    HELP IM SORRY FOR TAKING THIS LONG TO WATCH THIS
    AAAAAAA YOUR VIDEOS ARE SO INSPIRING,THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!

  • @PaladinMthe13th
    @PaladinMthe13th 5 лет назад

    This is my favorite of this series of videos!

  • @MunchDonuts125
    @MunchDonuts125 6 лет назад +1

    Great video can’t wait for the next episode.

  • @omegamog
    @omegamog 6 лет назад

    Very creative, nice job, love the world building.

  • @willerin5909
    @willerin5909 6 лет назад +1

    This is pretty good, keep on doing it man

  • @alex_ho
    @alex_ho 6 лет назад

    The Culinary Art has been one very underapreciated in most rpg games.
    I love every instances of players utilising cooking to achieve something.

  • @derickviana9831
    @derickviana9831 6 лет назад +1

    Loved it! Amazing episode! Keep it up pleeease!

  • @matigow
    @matigow 6 лет назад +1

    I fricking loved this episode. It was so creative

  • @loganfrandrup6590
    @loganfrandrup6590 6 лет назад +1

    My character is obsessed with hunting, he would find this a very satisfying challenge.

  • @jonnyleeg4058
    @jonnyleeg4058 5 лет назад

    Thanks for the home brewd varmints! My vegan player will appreciate this.

  • @defensivekobra3873
    @defensivekobra3873 6 лет назад

    Thank you kanekuo, verry cool!
    Seriously tho while im stubbornly unable to spell i Love this unamed fella's drawings, they are so cool!!

  • @ceramicbulletcasings5484
    @ceramicbulletcasings5484 5 лет назад

    I absolutely adore your art style

  • @j.virginia3606
    @j.virginia3606 6 лет назад +2

    Can’t wait for the next one!

  • @projectbaconbits4615
    @projectbaconbits4615 6 лет назад

    Well ill be adding all of these as "random encounters" to a game I have later on today. Thanks and nice work.

  • @soggy1578
    @soggy1578 6 лет назад +1

    More amazing content, love it!

  • @Bantoo_Prime
    @Bantoo_Prime 6 лет назад +2

    Amazing work mate, well worth the money. Also, thanks for spelling me name right this time ^_^

  • @Angeloflight1415_LastelleCrea
    @Angeloflight1415_LastelleCrea 6 лет назад +1

    Awesome concepts! I especially love the Dream Flower one and the last one I must admit reminds me of a well similar plant (that thankful only eats bugs and insects) aka the- ...... Snap I forgot the name

    • @jerrin1528
      @jerrin1528 6 лет назад

      Its in a zefrank video

    • @YoungNanner
      @YoungNanner 6 лет назад

      I believe you are thinking of a pitcher plant

  • @shanesams6942
    @shanesams6942 6 лет назад +1

    I would listen to just Fabion's adventures, that was perfect

  • @mimictear6788
    @mimictear6788 6 лет назад +1

    In a pinch, most creatures and plants inside a dungeon can, with some skill, be made into world-class cuisine.

  • @suppositionstudios
    @suppositionstudios 5 лет назад

    These are absolutely rediculously awesome.

  • @ehogeffen
    @ehogeffen 6 лет назад +8

    hello and welcome to... monster misguided
    wait
    where is my spellbook

  • @baconvideo8413
    @baconvideo8413 6 лет назад +1

    I love hearing stories involving the monsters.

  • @seradarby3612
    @seradarby3612 6 лет назад +1

    I enjoyed these quite a bit!