Jeremy Clarkson on The Dramatic Audi VS Lancia Rivalry | The Grand Tour
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- Опубликовано: 6 окт 2024
- One of the biggest battles in motorsport history: it's Audi versus Lancia on the rally tracks. Jeremy Clarkson is here to summarise all the drama between these two goliaths of the industry, and take a classic Lancia for a spin himself.
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If you liked that, you should check out James May on the Ford VS Ferrari saga 👀 ruclips.net/video/eP3-X1cZMYg/видео.html
I sure will
GUYS YOU ARE A LIVING LEGEND...........CONGRATULATIONS AND HUGE THANKS FOR YOU SINCERE PASSION FOR CARS/////////////////////////////////////GODBLESS ENGLAND........AND ENGLISH PILOTS AS.............THE STIG///// BY THE WAY.
Hey, TGT, what's the music that plays at 3:38?
Hello TGT can you please mention the soundtrack from 3:40 here please 🙌🏻
This bit is the worst you've ever managed to put out. Do you understand that what you are glorifying here is _literally_ first degree murder?
They pulled out fully cremated ashes and shards of bone from the wreck. Which means that this thing had to be made of literal goddamn plastic explosive. Do you understand how much energy it takes to fully cremate body?
It is an enormous amount of energy as our bodies are over 73% _WATER_ which is then stored in fire resisting sacks of fatty tissue! Usually the process takes several hours in an industrial furnace fueled by natural gas or any other conventional combustible fuel!
Only hexagon based military explosive composite is light enough to carry that much destructive force that in less than an hour only thing that's left is a pile of ash and some shards of bone from, TWO WHOLE HUMAN BODIES!
The Lancia boss had in full understanding decided to kill his drivers. His association with the mob is a clear and known factor. And the only reason the team is crying crocodile tears is Toivonen appearing in front of the carmerass clearly unfit and stating he is ordered to race against his doctors orders.
There is no other explanation. As there is absolutely no other reason for not using a safety fuel tank. There is simply no draw back the damn thing was developed for piston pounding fighter jets and stipulated in the rules but nobody went as far as to start making sure, since you know, normal human beings aren't totally immoral murderous psychopaths enough to prevent any competent engineer or mechanic from just putting one in!
And that is literally the only way that thing went up as it did. The Lancia team was lead by a man bent on getting to the headlines by sacrificing its driver at the opportune time for it. He just happened to be in front of a camera when least expected and after the killers forcing him to drive, after protesting the death toll incurred by Fords rally team's pureform engineering incompetence in making a serviceable fucking rally car, and having a mid--ship with a 50:50 torque split being the most unpredictable and simply uncontrollable once it does what this kind of a mid-engined car will do anyway, that is of course, having the most assured way of inducing snap oversteer if there's any impulse that overdrives the thing and its torsional rigidity and when you combo that with the tractor grade drive train, good for pulling out stranded english wasters from finnish swampy marshes they were told their Range Rovers will sink into, not for maneuvering anything that's got even a hint of imbalance in any sharp maneuver as it makes sure there is no way for the driver to even attempt to correct the now out of control car since he can't do shit to put power where there could be grip or move the cg by means of maneuvering since it is center.
And then this asshole doesn't understand that this is exactly where his complete disregard for anything good, moral or generally prosocial or what could be described as behaviorally modern human behaviour will come to collect.
As he is doing what a Roman genocidal psychopath always does.
Murder for profit fame, and the idolatry of idiots like Clarkson who are willing to take their egomania to this kind of an excess as to publicly worship them.
And don't miss-understand me, Clarkson does this because despite his moral core being of equitable levels of insane malice at its core, he is smart enough to understand that there's no other end to this kind of a man that's going to be rewarded with a long jail sentence for being both a jag owning thief and doing life for public eviceration for "stabbery" as is the English tradition. I will conceded that here, Jack The Ripper has it covered for the English inventions and gift to humanity! Tradition that is still popular to this day no less! Meanwhile in other countries teenagers dedicate their time to acquiring either a marketable skill, creativity sufficiently innovative either eek out a meager living off of, or just the pursuit of truth in a academic disposition. In england; substance abuse on a literal suicidal and apocalyptic scale, way beyond anything even the Russians are willing to push their luck against. And stabbing people to death in public and a political class so corrupt, that its only solution is to ban a tool and a people so inherently misanthropic that they completely openly on the public internet, describe a kitchen utensil _THE_ _ENTIRE_ _REST _GLOBE_ _INCLUDING_ _THE_ _MOST_ _DEVASTATED_ _APOCALYPTIC_ _DESERT_ _HELLSCAPE_ _BY_ _YOUR_ _FOREIGN_ _POLICY_ _OF_ _PERPETUAL_ _WARFARE_ _TO_ _HOARD_ _AND_ _STEAL_ _OIL_ _AND_ _LITERAL_ _HEROIN_ _THE_ _ONLY_ _COUNTRY_ _WHERE_ _HEROIN_ _IS_ _CONSIDERED _A_ _SANE_ _THING_ _TO_ PRESCRIBE_ _FOR_ _A_ _DOCTOR_ _CONSIDERS_ _A_ _TOOL_ _AND_ _A_ _BASIC_ _HUMAN_ _NEED_ _TO_ _FEED_ _THEMSELVES_ _AS_ _A_ _WEAPON_ !!!!
And you are actually literally seriously discussing with out shooting on sight these evil politicians, that they should ban such an instrument of basic human survival and criminalize a tool for just having one. And this is OK?
I mean, you say the Scots don't have much to be independent about?
Well, how about not having to associate themselves with the people whose only recognized achievement is establishing private firearms ownership as an incontrivertible human right in the entire rest of the planet, over 85% of which celebrate a national holiday "FREEDOM FROM THE ENGLISH" as a consequence.
And all those things Clarkson likes to claim was invented by you? All stolen from those you attempted to subjugate into serfdom or worse.
Rifling, as he once so proudly claimed was a british thing. Then appearing in front of the camera with weapon and bullet not rifled at all, but a ridiculously idiotic canonical barrel and bullet ordeal, which wasnt even a functioning firearm. Or mass producable.
No. Rifiling was first smithed into a functioning firearm and made in small scale industrial production in present day Bavaria, what then used to be Prussia in 1438.
And its also the thing you incompetent boobs could not master even after centuries of loosing to it, with the most signifcant and embarrassing one being in the American Revolutionary war, where the Rifle was fielded first in a main infantry weapons position. Just because anything less would've meant no protein for anyone living in that colony. But also, all those Portuguese and Spanish ships that you could only beat other means than anything related to firepower. Or actually being able to a broad sided barn from the inside WITH A DAMN FIELD CANNON.
No, you didn't adopt the thing until about 500 years having to go back to momma crying every single time someone brought one to the battlefield.
And its mass manufacture became a thing for over a century before you regressive imbeciles got around to admitting that it was time to stop killing the plebs for sticking to tradition.
I mean, you still bow to a form of rule and government universally as the result of whose personal legacy to history is, that the rest of the world defines as inherently evil.
The scots have a lot to be independent about. To not be involved with your immoral an inherently evil culture. The main industry of whose youth is that of public eviceration by kitchen utensil. So, a tool thats defined as a basic necessity for sustenance, is publicly being discussed to as something to ban and criminalize to own next.
And you think you represent something of value or of moral character?
You're either criminally insane to the point of psychosis. Or just psychopathic.
Only a single sentence would've been needed to avoid this level of evil in this piece.
And that is to state out loud what everyone who'd had dealings with this lancia asshole knew. He did it on purpose and this wouldn't be the last or the first this kind of worthless professional corporate psychopath reaps what he saws.
But noooo, not a single word of condemnation. None.
I kinda expected better, and was deluded enough to think Clarkson had a moral bone in his body, since usually either the production team, or his sheer laziness of not willing to try and toil toward something immoral and anti-social overrides his true nature.
But since this is just a dick suck of the mobs literal public torching of a master rally driver whose from my country. This bullshit will not stand.
If only that crash would've happened in finland, the police would've been on it in until this guy is in prison for life. Not brushed under the rug.
This segment was definitely one of the best out of the entire show
So, are you saying that this show is that boring? :)
@@regsparkes6507 that’s the worst joke I’ve ever heard
This and the Jim Clark one
I love it so much, i watch it every time i see it
@@caprise-music6722 Hahahahaha!
A segment with history, knowledge and pure classic vehicles. We need more of this with Professor Clarkson!
His knowledge of history is, almost frightening.
Since The Grand Tour has stopped doing studio stuff, I would love them to do a whole series on historic series like this. Specifically, the 1986 WRC season and the fall of Group B and especially the 1995 WRC season with Mcrae.
One of my favourite pieces by Jeremy all time
Absolutely awesome storytelling. You can't do a segment much better than that
This storytelling was pure gold.
God, I just fell in love instantly with this Lancia when I saw it
As a long time follower of Top Gear and then The Grande Tour.
If anyone hasn’t watched this segment.
Hand on heart, it’s one of the top two segments in the history of the trio.
I strongly recommend you watch this irrespective.
True story telling genius.
which ep was this?
@@Russxm season 2 ep 7
@@shetty9494 legend. Thank you
I really love this episode of The Grand Tour. Jeremy tells this classic rivalry story very well. Thank you.
Italian cars are just so full of soul and passion and now I owe James 2 quids.
Good one. That was a good TG episode with the Alfa.
The Top Gear Italian Car Road Test Cliche Swear Box👏
I said it in the first clip I saw of this special.
I have never, seriously, ever. Fallen in love with a car so quickly.
The Lancia was just that perfect mix of rough and sexy. Dangerous and alluring.
Leave it to the Italians to make a competitor who at once made you think, "this is a bad idea"
Yet at the same time, feel "you and I are going to have a lot of fun together, aren't we."
don't get me wrong, i like the audi a lot, but that Lancia is and was allways sexy af❤
Who's here after watching Audi vs Lacia movie trailer?
Lancia is the most amazing car manufacturer ever... they did true legends in rally... Stratos, 037, S4 and Integrale... no other brand did a sequence similar to that in any kind of auto sport...
It is a shame what Lancia managers did in the 90's that drove Lancia to extinction...
There’s a lot of things I would trade to own a Delta Integrale. Next to a Skyline GTR R-34 that’s my dream car. But an S4 or a stratos? Oh hell yeah
James should do it .he drags the conversation
Jeremy Clarkson and James may and Richard Hammond very nice job Grand Tour 💯👍🆗💙💛
Page 8 million😅These books do feel like that
Why have you got clown in your name? Lol.
Praticamente toda matéria encabeçada por Jeremy ela é fantástica e hilária.
The 037 is such a beautiful piece of engineering , its far more than just a car
Bring back the old Show!
It's a damn shame that they no longer have car reviews/comparison. The Grand Tour is just not that grand anymore; I still enjoy the trio's adventures and shenanigans, but one longs for more...
The best film Clarkson ever made.
Sometimes his genius, it’s almost frightening
This is one of my favourite segments
shame that it missed out what actually happened in the season in question
There is a lot missing from the original show here including the bit on how Lancia got around Homologation
Only Italians can make a rally car look that great 😊👍
They should teach motorsport history in school
Loved this
wAIT WHAT IS THIS TOP GEAR WHY HAVE I DISCOVERED THIS CHANNEL NOW?!
Fabulous and exciting episode with the tent
Been driving 2wd pickups around for a few years now. There’s things a RWD vehicle can do that you just can’t in any other drivetrain
CLAAAAAAAARKSOOOOOOOONN... that was brilliant!
LOVE THE ITALIANS AND THEIR AUTOMOTIVE BELLIGERENCE!!
A bit weird to me that they uploaded the full bit on the Portuguese channel, but won't do it here.
You cut it off to early mate
Never mind. amazon prime Nederland channel has the full bit up
Iconic
The Lancia was so "good" that even Walter Röhrl crashed it! 😀
did the grand tour end? we had 3 seasons of them in a tent, then about 4 specials and that was that. did the show end? i loved Clarkson's farm also but not enough to sustain my suscription.
We will only have specials once in a while now, seasons are gone.
Yes. They announced the end in the last ‘Tent’ episode. A couple of specials a year now is all we get.
Definitely one of the coolest.
Do you prefer the Audi VS Lancia story or the Ford VS Ferrari? 👀 ruclips.net/video/eP3-X1cZMYg/видео.html
What's that music at 3:40? It's incredible...
Deadly Avenger - Broken Arrow
@@tamasrollig757 Thank you. :)
Clarkson is obsessed with Lancia. The only reason I’ve even heard of that brand is because of him talking about how great they are on Top Gear and The Grand Tour. As far as I know Lancia never sold cars in the United States. And if they did, they didn’t do it for long. No American car buyer wants a car that will fall apart as soon as you drive it home, no matter how beautiful they are.
Glories
I thought this was James mays favourite?
Clarkson's Lancia vs Audi, Hammond's Jim Clark tribute, and May's Armstrong Corvette drive.
More of these please TGT.
Does anyone know what is the song/music playing at 3:38???
The same question?! Shazam don’t work 🥲
@@skyfire6360 tried Shazam and Google assistant.... Nothing
@@natanmusmanthome6772 think we need profesional help here lol
Hey we’re still not having any luck ?😔
@@skyfire6360 unfortunately no
Jeremy Clarkson should host a show where he reviews the most boring subjects and make them exciting.
RIP Hannu Mikkola. (1942-2021)
yeah thats great and all, but the Lancia Stratos....mmm
It was glorious, David destroyed the four wheel drive goliath
re-uploaded?
First streamed in 2017.
Salut à quand de nouveau épisodes spécial ?
Norway one in post-production, so hopefully on in the next couple of months, then another due at Christmas.
Anyone know what cello song is being played 0:59?
I’m trying to figure that out for days… but I can’t find an answer… maybe you will
So, how'd it compete?
Quattro's & Celica's...
RALLY Royalty!
Hey guys what episode was this?
Here on page 8 million...
Where's the rest of it?
You can watch the full segment in Season 2 Episode 7.
@@thegrandtour I did
Number an episode??
"Completely 🇮🇹" 4:04
Lancia ❤️
Episode ?
4wd was born in production vehicles
Which episode was this?
You can find this moment in Season 2 Episode 7.
What is the soundtrack of guitar in the background when Lancia enters the segment? Please help!!
From 3:08 it’s “Show Ghosts - Murder Cries” probably
.....but in this its not soft 🤣🤣
Lancia for me.
The Italians were cheating
Jolly club was a Italian group not just a rally and race team
Martini pumped in millions so Italy could win
Quite admirable bar the rock throwing and blocking so lancia could win
Pointless not offering up the WHOLE segment.
Those cars are so sexy
Lancia ❤❤
LANCIA🥊
do you guys even make new content anymore?
Two specials per year. The most recent was the French one (although wholly filmed in the U.K.)
I don't like jumps~
Old clip is old.
💯
I appreciate Jeremy a lot, but the way he pronounces Lauda and Senna makes me suffer a bit
مرحبا 🥰🥰🥰🥰
هلا
Who else thinks this is more entertaining than the terrible subsequent movie ?
Hola
not full wth. and anyone 3.40 min music ?
Same here, any luck? 👀
At last
is GT available on Netflix or Stan ?
It's made by Amazon.
Much as a like Lancia's Id rather own an Audi Quattro, Italian Cars of that era tend to be Needy like a spoiled 3 year old whereas German Cars of that Era tend to be more like that stoic teenager with a sensible haircut and an eye on the neighbours land..............
1st!!
Firrrst
Which episode was that ?
Nvm, got it - S2E7 :)