Except that's not far off. It's something like $20,000 to give birth right now. Health care business gouges people so bad that they are charging women to hold their babies in the hospital.
Ask your village neighbors to raise money and fly some of our homeless people to your village and give them a bed to sleep in and feed them good food. Everyone deserves this.
It’s not just Europeans. As a Canadian, I too think of Americans in the way described in this video minus the trip to NYC. Otherwise the fast food, the super size me and gunfires are on point
You forgot the poverty and homelessness in US. Except these two are now on the rise in Canada. I heard your housing prices are crazy high, and people are leaving Canada.
@@rollingthunderinhoNo it’s not, it’s the worst country on earth. Canadians are fleeing Canada to move to beautiful developed America. America is the best country in the world with the biggest economy.
They have no healthcare and no criminal compensation. If you get fired or are still looking for work and get beaten up or shot, you will be hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt. And not only that, you won't receive any compensation that you could put towards paying those medical bills. If you have a uterus and you get pregnant from sexual assault, you will be tens of thousands of dollars in debt and not get any criminal compensation even for rape. And you won't have therapy because it costs money because there's no healthcare America is also hugely in debt. It gets by, by borrowing money from other countries.
Loool this is hilarious! Love from South Africa ✊🏿🇿🇦 where according to the Europeans we ride lions and elephants to work, live in shacks and extreme poverty, crime on every corner and have paramilitary groups shooting up the city streets looting gold and jewels of dead people. Basically Far Cry 2 and 3
My friend who is 40 thought South Africa was mainly mud huts with women carrying water on their head for miles, he was shocked to see cities and normal dressed people. I was like bro c'mon, lmao.
Do you guys realize the usa is bigger than Europe? Or is it a bunch of Americans pretending to be European making fun of America's for not visiting other countries
@@LarryLaFoe naw stop at San Diego instead of hitting TJ. The cartels are acting up this time of year & it always takes 2-3 hours to get back over the border. You can spend that time at a long lunch instead 😁
Litres - Liters, the yanks changed a lot of spelling about 30 yrs ago bc the school systems became so incompetent too many kids were graduating basically illiterate & with little understanding of spelling. So they simplified a lot of words making them more phonetic or shorter. Eh Humour - Humor, Colour - Color etc. Interestingly both spellings seem to be acceptable.
@BCNpod I heard that it's common in more places to not be able to afford to live on your own. Same with us. We have a tone of big cities with homelessness and the little ones and drugs. It's so sad. We all need a roof over our heads and a safe place to sleep.
As an Englishman, this is so accurate! I laughed so hard in my Tudor Manor house that I spat out my tea and crumpets, my Bowler hat and monacle fell to the floor and I immediately sent it to my good chum King Charles, who proclaimed it to be very articulately whimsical.
No! This is NOT accurate! The food is way too healthy! As a reas American I would DIE if I ate that! He also forgot the 97 gazillion dollar doctor bill
Have you ever been to Paris? Have you ever been to London? Have you ever been to Berlin? I have, their poverty and homeless situations are worse than ours. You go to Paris, Berlin, or London and walk around after dark you’re not gonna get shot you’re gonna get beaten with a hammer and stabbed with a knife, I guess that makes it OK, but you will still be dead. The majority of Europeans do not eat any healthier than Americans. And one last question for someone who is an expert like yourself why is our life expectancy so much longer than theirs?
At least when americans are honest and admit it, i don’t have a problem with them and i actually find them very funny but I sadly have to admit when the bad influence from america came to germany suddenly our women here started acting really weird and freaky they all became like prostitutes and liked one night stands and suddenly abortion was cool before the influence of america german women were not that way because acting like that would mean acting without any dignity the bad influence to Germany came through Hollywood shity pity 🎥 films.
@@johnbell5613 Life expectancies: Switzerland, Italy, Spain: ~83.7 years France: 83.3 years Germany, UK: 81.3 years USA: 77.5 years ...that is, unless Wikipedia is lying, of course.
You actually believe one can drive from Los Angeles to New York City (>3000 miles, 4800 km) in under an hour? Texas is larger than France. California is taller than the UK, and twice the area. Don't believe Biden is brilliant.
It’s not a matter of understanding geography, it’s a matter of comprehending distance. A lot of Europeans just don’t realize how large the US is. (And my observations on this subject come from living in and speaking with different Europeans, not just stereotypes I’ve seen on RUclips).
@@ISHESUAPLEYADES ? Pretty much everyone knows Spain arrived first. That’s hardly news to America, but okay. But the term founding fathers refers to people, not countries.
Haha I hear this alot from people from other countries who genuinely believe you can travel the US within a day. Meanwhile, one single state can take 16 hours to drive across. I live in PA, not particularly a huge state however to get from the East to the west it takes close to 9 hours. I have a friend in Scotland who can tour the entire UK in those 9 hours and be back home in time for bed. LOL
Irl you can't tour UK in 9 hours because of traffic. From the Highlands of Scotland to the Scottish Border is already 6 hours. That's assuming no stops. In 9 hours you would be in north England, around York.
I fully had no idea that going to some states was like going to another country. I fully thought you could drive everywhere. This video is very accurate 😂
Sorry...think of Europe?? Why would we do that? Many of us don't even know what or where Europe is, and the rest of us do not care. Lmfao "think of Europe" 😅
@@MA-iw6ogfair enough! In an interview about my country Romania, a bunch of Americans were asked if they know what is Romania. The answer was: “Is that a pie?” 😅
Honestly, the city next to mine growing up has the sound of gunshots quite often. Took me 10 years to realize they were guns... The city with the gunshots was Holyoke MA. Most ppl don't know it, but ones that do, it seems like the video (without food)
I can relate 😢 I'm from South Africa 🇿🇦and I have been asked by Americans, Europeans and some Asians if I sleep in a hut, have a pet lion and just other ridiculous questions 😅
There is this page I watch on here where the girl is from Africa (I can’t remember which country) and she makes fun of all the things people think about Africa. It is hilarious.
@@omnium_gatherum Not only that each African country have an official language which is 1-3 then an official language and most speak the colonizers language! You try to write answers to their questions in their language guess what they try to correct your spelling and grammar! While they don’t speak any other languages!!!
As a french I approve this message, this is exactly what we think ! I was in California last month and I rent a bicycle to go to NYC from L.A. through Vegas in one day :-D
Tbh I've never seen an American who actually likes America. Some are patriots who like how America used to be, but I don't know anyone who's actually optimistic about our country. Conservatives hate every liberal part of our country, and Liberals hate every conservative part.
"On my way back to Los Angeles, I get into a car crash. We both decide to drive off instead of going to the hospital, because we don't want to pay ~$20,000."
@@elwingynah bruh, besides the breakfast (which should be lunch anway, we got entirely other jokes for your breakfast) and homelesness all others are a huge misses
@@weedhigh2564 being overweight as a nation is not a miss, gun related crime is not a miss, taking the first opportunity to gloat how you guys live in the greatest country on earth (you dont) is not a miss, the total bs tipping culture in the states is also not a miss. Well the aliens is i guess a miss although a few decades ago it could be considered also a thing. 😂😂 We do realize this is a sarcastic fun video, but for most of these things there are truths behind them.
In college I took German and my teacher was an Austrian woman teaching the class as a part of her Master's program. Once when some of us got to class early we asked her if there was anything that surprised her about America, and she said she was surprised at how many pan handlers she saw. She said you don't see that in Germany and Austria, people standing on street corners begging for change. It's not that they don't have poverty, it's that it doesn't work. Nobody stands around begging for change because it's a waste of time, nobody gives them anything. It struck her as a testament to the generosity of people here that someone could actually reasonably expect to get free money from strangers just for asking.
Well, I went to the US, and honestly I was choked by the number of people living in a tent in the street. Like it's normal. We do have some people like that in my country as well, but it is a minority. We have associations and people that try to help homeless people. We have the state providing a bit of money and we have free healthcare, even for homeless people. Way less people live under the poverty line in my country, in term of percentage.
@@michealdrake3421 I have been to New York, Boston, Charlotte, Buffalo, Miami, Los Angeles, San Francisco, Houston, Dallas, and a bunch more cities. Without exception there was terrible poverty and homelessness in the city centers. Sure, there were definitely people helping them. Especially in the more evangelical states there were Christian organisations. But it pales in comparison to what is done in Europe to help homeless people out. In my country, the Netherlands, you’re genuinely only homeless after a million of extremely poor life decisions. In the USA you’re homeless if you’re a veteran with mild PTSD who broke a leg and couldn't afford the medical bill…
@@tsaoh5572not to come off as rude but your entire country is essentially the size of the city of Los Angeles. And it’s super homogeneous. You can’t compare a super diverse multi-state federalist system to your nation. Maybe compare the homeless rate of say the state of Pennsylvania to your own and you will find it’s quite comparable.
driving to Wendys in my Tesla cyber truck, listening to the Joe rogan podcast to sharpen my talking points ready for when I debate the people working there about mask mandates and who won the 2020 election
Every so often, a Tumblr post will show up with a European saying "I drove 45 minutes and crossed three countries" and an American will say "I drove 2 hours and am in the same city"
You can drive round europe as a child my dad would drive from england take ferry to calais and drive through france to south spain. It took 2 days though with couple of stops.its quicker to take flight to greece or greek islands 4 hours than train to scotland 12 hours turkey 4 hours canary islands or madeira 3 hours france 1 hour.scotland 1 half hours . train from south west england to scotland 12 hours
look only the psycho americans do that, i ain’t one of them 💀 i did one time eat a grilled cheese to work but i was so hungover and had to get to work, no time to eat.
I have been living in USA 2 years and still think this about Americans lol... except they eat way more donuts in real life and smoke a lot of weed. I am in Colorado.
Ah, I once talked about the racism with one relatively house-trained American. Apparently they all deeply believe in all those races they keep inventing, even if it is as anti-scientific as "White", "Hispanic" or "Native".
I’m originally from Ukraine, but now live in the US ( Chicago) over 10+ years and I do indeed can confirm that sometimes my day can go by just like that and I’m LOVING IT!😂🦅🇺🇸
@@SASJINX-j6w Not really. 10 years ago I came here 19 years old with $300 in my pocket that I paid for rent for a small room in somebody’s home,worked 3 jobs part time at restaurants no days off , that way I could save money on food. 4 months later I saved already enough to buy good used car for cash and I never stopped working, now I have a house and my own beauty business no debt and I’m really grateful to this country for making my dreams come true, it’s really a blessing!
You forget these very important things 1.getting pulled over by cops 2.Doing drugs and rehab like its very normal 3. A psycho serial killer living next door.
@@Phoenix-girl105.) pay checks drained in taxes by IRS and government, most of which will go to imperialist military industrial complex, and police state; thus no healthcare
#2 - I’m pretty sure that’s what the wall lean was (people on heroin/fentanyl will just kinda droop over while standing sometimes). Probably had to make it not obvious for monetization
It’s pretty hilarious. I talk to people who live in China. I told them I go for walks in the evening. They can’t believe I don’t get mugged or shot. They also think woman never go outside for fear of being raped.
I am from Switzerland, and i can assure you nobody thinks that. This is just ridiculous. We all know how bis the USA is. We have education . And like in any other part of the world, there are healthy people and unhealthy people . And belived or not, we also have violence in Europe, but we dont encourage it by law that anybody can possess guns.
@@Ginx-pe4si Yeah, and you have to work your whole lives just to buy these "houses" and "vehicles", although they are mere shacks compared to our manors and these "vehicles" are practically horse-drawn carriages. Plus, we don't have to worry about getting shot in our schools or on the streets. Your country is a war zone.
@@Ginx-pe4siLarge vehicles and houses is your definition of a good life? Seems like a shallow way to cope. What about the entire new generation? They can't afford to live anywhere without several jobs, everyone is in crippling debt due to medical issues or school and the violence and politics are as childish and stupid as they ever have been. Don't be patriotic to a country that is actively fucking over the individual, even if it happens to benefit you
@christopherbgsted4749 every building here has air conditioning. You can pick up your phone and order any food and have it delivered directly to your door. We have fiber optics everywhere with extremely fast internet. The best doctors on the planet are here. We can even have alcohol, weed delivered to our doorstep....life is awesome here 😎
American view of a German's day (sarc)... They wake up, put on their leiderhosen and drink a large mug of Lowenbrau beer while eating a bratwurst before getting in their electric car and heading to work at the local brewary or with the military, they break for lunch and have a large wiener schnitzle with pomfritz (sp?) while having another beer brought by a hefty woman with big melons, they return home after work to their wife Helga and eat sauerkraut while topping it off with more beer. I lived in Germany for 6 years in the 80's and have visited several times since. Beautiful country with fantastic people. I love that place!
All he is missing is the 1 ton grocery runner thats never seen a spec of dust in the bed, and the doctor visit that gives a bill of $1,000 for a tylenol
@@HandsomeJack11Yes! 😂😂😂 I'm first generation German-American and can verify this is true, lol. Growing up, my schoolmates asked if my parents do as you described at home, too (here in the US). The irony is that my father is Bavarian, and occasionally did wear Lederhosen when working outside doing yard work or repairing vehicles, including his seaplane. My American friends therefore felt vindicated that their stereotypes were accurate when I said "yes," barely able to keep a straight face as the joke was on them. 😂 Then I compared notes with my best friend, Michelle. Her father was a baker from Berlin. No Lederhosen there, LOL! 😂😂😂
“The waking to up to the sound of gunshots” had me HOWLING IN NEW ZEALAND 💀 because this is exactly how my father & some in New Zealand think living in America be like - had me DEAD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
As an American living in American I can also confirm. Just drove from Hawaii to New York this morning. Had some rush hour so it took an hour and a half
The best part of being American, is not caring what Europeans think at all, and knowing that no matter how bad it may be here, at least I'm not from Europe...
@stuff7442 genuine question here because I absolutely love linguistic oddities. By "plaster" do you mean like a cast for a broken bone? Is that what they call it where you're from? If so, where is that? My curiosity cannot be contained.
Lmao EU stanizens thinking they have it good because they donate 30% of their income in their lifetime for socialist healthcare alone, regardless if they were healthy their entire life xD And when they have a medical emergency, they are waiting in months long line :D
@@deetles98Always such short sightedness with the black or white perspective, no middle ground. Trump or Biden - both suck Gaza or Israel - both keept fighting
I know of an american student who studied abroad in France, and their host mom worried she would have to buy McDonald's every day for the student. This host mom also openly admitted to this student that she was disappointed she had gotten an American student, and she really wanted a Japanese one. This is not satire in the international community, there are legitimately people who think like this.
As an American who hasn’t had McDonald’s since 2010 this is hilarious to me. Also, the only reason I remember THAT meal is that it was so unusual at the time for me to eat at McDonald’s anyway: it was a desperation meal at 2am because it was the only thing open on a tollway in Indiana; I was moving cross country and had forgotten to eat for over 24 hours with all the chaos of packing my apartment and obviously having an empty refrigerator. I would have preferred some nuts or cheese but the convenience store was closed (pay at pump only) so McDonald’s it was; it was barely edible and I only ate half of it despite being famished. I’m not an extremist about clean eating (I eat chips and things) but I really don’t understand McDonald’s.
What you imply is that there are people thinking otherwise. This is very wrong presumption, I should assure you. Just note that he is constantly speaking about 'Murica' in the same time he means USA. Yes, they are so dum6.
Here Italy. Yep that's more or less how I think people live in the US. Did the guy mention he's got a gun 🤔🤔Anyway I'm always happy when I can spend my vacation in the states🎉
@@nkemsells3714??? How do I know? I live in the UK! I am from America and I am asked some of these questions or in discussions they say random things. In the UK (which is technically a part of Europe) there are people from all over the European continent that live and work here and I work in the Public Sector so run across all types.
""-At 4pm, I go to the doctor to have a small checkup."
-That'll be $15000.
Except that's not far off. It's something like $20,000 to give birth right now. Health care business gouges people so bad that they are charging women to hold their babies in the hospital.
@@cagal1066yeah even 20 years ago a quick trip to the ER to get a dozen stitches was $2000
didn't Obama did ...or better tried to change this...
THAT PART
Oh wait, that's true
I showed this to my village. We are now raising money for you guys. Stay safe.
😂
😂😂😂😂
Cool, leave it at the US military base closest to your village!
Ask your village neighbors to raise money and fly some of our homeless people to your village and give them a bed to sleep in and feed them good food. Everyone deserves this.
Send the money to our president. He will make sure it gets to us.
I love these documentaries. Really helps me understand America. 🇺🇸
You realize he's joking? California is on the west coast, Miami and New York are east coast. It will take more than 8 hours + to go from California 😂
@@britneyfanvideosflwent over your head huh?
You are probably trending on r/woosh@@britneyfanvideosfl
@@britneyfanvideosflyou realize there is something called sarcasm
@@britneyfanvideosfl See Britney, this is why they think Americans are idiots.
That’s what Aussies think too except we reckon you stop off at Walmart & Starbucks 😂
That one is actually true though 😂
@@Caroline-up8nl we think you eat kangaroo every night and wrestle snakes while high fiving your dingo.
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@@cody0126a😭🙏
I think Europeans think that too.
Alien abductions is how people in the US travel from Los Angeles to New York so fast.
Underrated comment 😂
HELP! LMAFO 😭😭😭😭💀💀💀
nothing new to see here 😂😂😂
@@sis-gold yes, yes we can
Bro I'm European and nobody else is thinking as u said it's more likely ke shity holyWOOD film
Where is the $1m bill for calling a doctor because aliens are not covered by the insurance?
"upvote"
That’s in part 2
We’ve determined that the injuries sustained from the alien attack were a pre existing condition
@@lifeischeesyIt wasn’t in the contract, should’ve read it closer and prepared
Well, actually, aliens are the only ones covered these days. We citizens of modest means get to pay full price!
He forgot to go bankrupt for health care.
LMFAO 🤣
And thinking that the US is the only place in the world
Yeah plus where is the m3th bro
And thinking the whole world is using feet and miles
That's the sequal xD after the aliens take his job, right??
It’s not just Europeans. As a Canadian, I too think of Americans in the way described in this video minus the trip to NYC. Otherwise the fast food, the super size me and gunfires are on point
You forgot the poverty and homelessness in US. Except these two are now on the rise in Canada. I heard your housing prices are crazy high, and people are leaving Canada.
@@Ellada-hu5tx yup it’s on the rise alright. We not only have a housing crisis but also an opioid crisis.
@@Ellada-hu5tx Canada is the fastest growing developed nation
@@rollingthunderinhoNo it’s not, it’s the worst country on earth. Canadians are fleeing Canada to move to beautiful developed America. America is the best country in the world with the biggest economy.
They have no healthcare and no criminal compensation. If you get fired or are still looking for work and get beaten up or shot, you will be hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt. And not only that, you won't receive any compensation that you could put towards paying those medical bills. If you have a uterus and you get pregnant from sexual assault, you will be tens of thousands of dollars in debt and not get any criminal compensation even for rape. And you won't have therapy because it costs money because there's no healthcare
America is also hugely in debt. It gets by, by borrowing money from other countries.
"Alien invasion happens only to important countries"
Very true!
In all Hollywood movies Aliens always come to America.
Granted, alien and zombie movies, etc. from other countries have that country be ground zero for it too 😅😂 like Train to Busan
Uhh yeah? That's the joke?
Bro are you dumb that was the joke 💀
well i don't know what aliens are hoping to achieve if they took over a country with no major significance
@@DefensisIndusNo it's because we are the primary military power why wouldn't an invader attack here?
Not only Europeans. Whole world thinks that.
I mean "mass homelessness and poverty" is true. And tbh so is a lot of this lol
😂 true 😂
Not Australia tho
@@CRU777 because u both are the same 🤣
Cuz part of it is true
Wtf?? This is the healthiest American I ever seen! He didn’t even deep fried the apple pie
DEEP fried, i hope you mean
@@Polikaize thx
😂
@@Appelzinho you’re a terrible person your countries probably insignificant in the shadow of America
No cheese or anything. He was probably on a diet
Loool this is hilarious! Love from South Africa ✊🏿🇿🇦 where according to the Europeans we ride lions and elephants to work, live in shacks and extreme poverty, crime on every corner and have paramilitary groups shooting up the city streets looting gold and jewels of dead people. Basically Far Cry 2 and 3
Some of that is true though there is high crime, high rape stats and high hiv in S.A.
Omg 😂😂😂😂
Nahhh
There IS crime on every corner tho
My friend who is 40 thought South Africa was mainly mud huts with women carrying water on their head for miles, he was shocked to see cities and normal dressed people. I was like bro c'mon, lmao.
UK viewer here. Thank you so much for confirming our suspicions 🇬🇧
In UK you could get healthcare but it might take a few months.
@@januarysson5633 yeah we've got the NHS (what's left of it).
@@januarysson5633 You can blame our glorious ex-government for that one.
Please don't assume that all Americans are like this. Some of us prefer Red Bull rather than Coca-Cola.
𝗟𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗼𝗻...😊𝗶 𝗱𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗻 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗲𝘅𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗻 😊
He forgot to drive his very useful 3-ton pickup to the supermarket and back.
"I need the cargo space!"
*The truck is completely clean and there's nothing in the bed*
😂😂😂😂😂
How else are you supposed to transport your one 2l bottle of Coke
Why is it 3 tons, lol.
@@stevenbartel5008Lol
And you also forgot the coffee and the lawyers always suing someone and prison scenes 😂
We have our coffee in between 2 litter bottles of Coke and then have our lawyers sue someone in prison before hitting the beach, hope that helps ❤
Yeah, "coffee"...
More like 1 litre of brown water in a cardboard cup
American coffee sucks
A very litigious people
You know the skit is BS cuz he said liters 😂😂😂😂
Not just Europeans.. I think Africans think this way too 🤣🤷🏾♀️
As an American i found this hilarious. I was howling.🤣🤣🤣
Me too.
😂😂😂😂yes
I was literally LOL’ing in the car as people walked by. 😂😂😂
I was literally LOL’ing in the car as people walked by. 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂💯😆
As a German, I thought this was a serious documentary and not a comedy.
Ma Digga
I only know Germany because of Gzuz
Well of course you thought it was serious. I’m not sure if the Germans have discovered comedy yet.
@@worcestershire585 😂😂😂
@@worcestershire585guess you don’t know what sarcasm is 😂
@@samuelkliebisch7370that was sarcasm you dunce
You forgot about drinking out of red plastic cups and driving half a block to visit someone.
That’s really not a lie or exaggeration, my neighbor drives down the block to see his gf
Maybe her parents weren't home?
He also forgot about walking around with a loaded gun just like everyone else!
All while putting make up on and fight off a Karen road rager 😂
This reminds me of that 80's video where someone drives from their garage to the mailbox on the side of the road! 🤣
As a Texan I actually almost pissed myself from laughing so hard..🤣🤣🤣
As an european, I'm surprised they did theirs first documentary video, I was expecting a meme
yes me too
Only inaccurate thing is that he used diet coke
@@1aboPLZno America is healthy so they drink Diet Coke
@@Scorpion65857💀
Do you guys realize the usa is bigger than Europe? Or is it a bunch of Americans pretending to be European making fun of America's for not visiting other countries
This is EXACTLY what I did yesterday. Today I will drive though Montreal, Boston, Seattle, and Tijuana before I eat lunch.
@@LarryLaFoe naw stop at San Diego instead of hitting TJ. The cartels are acting up this time of year & it always takes 2-3 hours to get back over the border. You can spend that time at a long lunch instead 😁
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This isn't untrue. Relatives visiting from Europe thought a visit to Colorado from Miami was a simple jaunt.
😂😂😂
As a British person, can confirm this is how I imagine America
The Karen’s and Maga’s 🤡 are missing though
Swedes also think this, while gangs run rampant and shoot and rape 😊 we're so much better than the yanks!😅
😂😂😂😂
This isn’t too far off.
America is a continent, not a country.
Plus, an American is from the Continent of America.
The daily commute from LA to New York is hilarious😂
as a European that lives in america i can assure this is my life every day
2 Liters... Liters
Litres - Liters, the yanks changed a lot of spelling about 30 yrs ago bc the school systems became so incompetent too many kids were graduating basically illiterate & with little understanding of spelling. So they simplified a lot of words making them more phonetic or shorter. Eh Humour - Humor, Colour - Color etc. Interestingly both spellings seem to be acceptable.
@BCNpod I heard that it's common in more places to not be able to afford to live on your own. Same with us. We have a tone of big cities with homelessness and the little ones and drugs. It's so sad. We all need a roof over our heads and a safe place to sleep.
@@shieldwolf65that’s not how it works… the different spelling are because one is British and the other American…
No disprepect but what are you doing over here? Europe seems way better to live in than here
As an Englishman, this is so accurate! I laughed so hard in my Tudor Manor house that I spat out my tea and crumpets, my Bowler hat and monacle fell to the floor and I immediately sent it to my good chum King Charles, who proclaimed it to be very articulately whimsical.
Then after yall beat each other in the streets over football?
To us Americans, that sounds like an average British Tuesday.
😂😂
@@bucketheadrox😂😂
@@bucketheadrox prescisely
It’s so refreshing seeing a factual short for once
No! This is NOT accurate! The food is way too healthy! As a reas American I would DIE if I ate that!
He also forgot the 97 gazillion dollar doctor bill
Have you ever been to Paris? Have you ever been to London? Have you ever been to Berlin?
I have, their poverty and homeless situations are worse than ours.
You go to Paris, Berlin, or London and walk around after dark you’re not gonna get shot you’re gonna get beaten with a hammer and stabbed with a knife, I guess that makes it OK, but you will still be dead.
The majority of Europeans do not eat any healthier than Americans.
And one last question for someone who is an expert like yourself why is our life expectancy so much longer than theirs?
At least when americans are honest and admit it, i don’t have a problem with them and i actually find them very funny but I sadly have to admit when the bad influence from america came to germany suddenly our women here started acting really weird and freaky they all became like prostitutes and liked one night stands and suddenly abortion was cool before the influence of america german women were not that way because acting like that would mean acting without any dignity the bad influence to Germany came through Hollywood shity pity 🎥 films.
But u must admit that healthcare in america is too expensive 😢@@gauss7847
@@johnbell5613 Life expectancies:
Switzerland, Italy, Spain: ~83.7 years
France: 83.3 years
Germany, UK: 81.3 years
USA: 77.5 years
...that is, unless Wikipedia is lying, of course.
As an african, this is actually how most of us see americans.
You guys suck Africa lol
african? which country?
Good. We are full here so that should mean less of y’all coming?
@@gelaine22 that should mean prepare for more
@@ke_vib3s584 lol
As an European, I can assure that that's exactly what I was thinking
Same here
Same 😂😂😂
We use an before a word whose first letters sound like a vowel. In this case, a European (Yooropee'an)
You actually believe one can drive from Los Angeles to New York City (>3000 miles, 4800 km) in under an hour? Texas is larger than France. California is taller than the UK, and twice the area.
Don't believe Biden is brilliant.
@@1_TOONCHuh ok?
I thought this would be a skit, not a documentary
Ikr
Right. Hits too close to home
Fr tho
Yes 👍 I was waiting for the part where they exaggerated for comical effect.
😂😂😂
You forgot to invade a middle eastern country for oil 💀
No that’s us Brits come on get it right
@@a_little_flame589No the Brits are the reason why it’s so easy to invade the Middle East for oil, not the one actually doing it.
or just any political assets for that matter
YESSSSS!!!
@@a_little_flame589nah the us does it mote
The majority of Europeans know American geography better than the majority of Americans.
It’s not a matter of understanding geography, it’s a matter of comprehending distance. A lot of Europeans just don’t realize how large the US is. (And my observations on this subject come from living in and speaking with different Europeans, not just stereotypes I’ve seen on RUclips).
That is a wild statement to make. I’m not familiar with any surveys done support it. If you say so tho.
And American history too. For some reason They almost cry if You reminder them that the real founding father of America is Spain.
@@ISHESUAPLEYADES ? Pretty much everyone knows Spain arrived first. That’s hardly news to America, but okay. But the term founding fathers refers to people, not countries.
@@katrina3670 Ok, Spaniards are the real founding fathers of America.
You should have said something like, “at x time my chest started hurting but I’m not paying that ambulance or dr bill so I just ignored it.”
But that's true, and would defeat the purpose of the video, and it's stereotypes.
That's probably why we all evidently lean against the wall?!
"Jus' gotta catch mah breath!" 😮💨
I wanna laugh but after a year of debilitating sinus issues I can’t afford to treat you’re actually right 😢
This made me laugh so hard! “This is where I get my tan.”. 🤣🤣
Love from NYC
This West Coaster found that funny too
I guess with all the smog, you can't just tan in LA
Why get a tan, dying of radiation, trying to be our pigmentation 👈🏾that part😆
Me to 😂 thanks
This is definitely hands down top 3 most hilarious video I've ever seen !!!
Oh man I can't stop laughing 😆
As an American living in La, I can confirm this is accurate
Eagle screeching in agreement from Pennsylvania
If you haven’t already seen it, LA Story with Steve Martin is the funniest movie & most accurate about living in LA!
So u work in NYC as well? Wow Us Ohioans only work in Ohio 😢
😂😂😂
Most of the stomach's are twice that big especially the women 😂😂😂
Not really, just because we Europeans know geography 😂 but this video is awesome ❤🎉
As an American, I’m impressed by how well you made a documentary about us! Great job!
This sounds like a European acting like American
FREEDOM BEEEEEEEEEEEEEM✋🦅🇺🇸🦅
@@LoopyMindsINCMERICA!!!!!! 🦅🔥🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲🦅
As a european, I must confirm that this is exactly how we imagine a day in america
As europeans we are proud of our documentary skills😊
However, especially the french missed the cheese from the tube.
AMURICA RAHHH 🇺🇸 🇺🇲 🦅🦅🦅
WHOSE BROAD LINES AND BRIGHT STAAAARS ☆☆☆☆☆⭐️🌟🌠✨️
The deadpan delivery of “I will do nothing about it” is funny as fuck
And the smiling
😂
😂😂😂😂
And sad 😢
It’s messed up but that’s truly America tho 😂😂
You forgot the Donuts for breakfast drinking a Starbucks coffee :) but otherwise pretty accurate😂
And the burguer
Nah. Nope. Gotta get Dunkin Donuts coffee to Dunk your Donuts in. Kinda goes with the name. Maybe a pound cake for your Starbucks. 🤷♀️
Ahahah had no idea it works like this :) *drinks cappuccino and gives a bite to her cornetto
I suggest boycotting Starbucks cuz they support israhell
@@Demi1369I suggest switching to other cafes as dunkin funds the genocide of Palestinians
Haha I hear this alot from people from other countries who genuinely believe you can travel the US within a day. Meanwhile, one single state can take 16 hours to drive across. I live in PA, not particularly a huge state however to get from the East to the west it takes close to 9 hours. I have a friend in Scotland who can tour the entire UK in those 9 hours and be back home in time for bed. LOL
Irl you can't tour UK in 9 hours because of traffic. From the Highlands of Scotland to the Scottish Border is already 6 hours. That's assuming no stops. In 9 hours you would be in north England, around York.
Well, you can actually travel across the USA in a day, but you'll have to be employed by the US Air Force.
The review will be the worst!
driving three states from the west coast to the east coast in a couple of hours had me dying 😂😂😂😂
Three states? More like fifteen states
It's also true that Americans don't know anything about geography.
More like 30 states. LA to NYC to MIA. I actually road tripped a few months and did this. I just did it backwards MIA to NYC to Cali.
*All 3* American cities took me out 🤣
I fully had no idea that going to some states was like going to another country. I fully thought you could drive everywhere. This video is very accurate 😂
Dutchie here. This is Too funny. Now do one about how anericans think of Europe
They don't think about Europeans, being self centered they're busy surviving this life style!
Sorry...think of Europe?? Why would we do that? Many of us don't even know what or where Europe is, and the rest of us do not care. Lmfao "think of Europe" 😅
@@diaboli.advocatus yeah forgot about that. Never mind
@@diaboli.advocatus oh and a tip btw. Theres no bridge connecting usa to europe
@@MA-iw6ogfair enough! In an interview about my country Romania, a bunch of Americans were asked if they know what is Romania. The answer was: “Is that a pie?” 😅
As America I can confirm that everyone here eats 18 piece chicken McNuggets every day to the beautiful sound of guns
Both hood classics.
I don't think anyone laughed
@@zeldawrlddd look at every other comment
'Murica! Yeah!!
Honestly, the city next to mine growing up has the sound of gunshots quite often. Took me 10 years to realize they were guns...
The city with the gunshots was Holyoke MA. Most ppl don't know it, but ones that do, it seems like the video (without food)
True about allien invasions, iv never heard one happening in Uganda 🇺🇬 😳
I can relate 😢 I'm from South Africa 🇿🇦and I have been asked by Americans, Europeans and some Asians if I sleep in a hut, have a pet lion and just other ridiculous questions 😅
And they're gonna try and make it sound like you are the uneducated ones 🙄 stereotypes are so annoying
There is this page I watch on here where the girl is from Africa (I can’t remember which country) and she makes fun of all the things people think about Africa. It is hilarious.
@@caillew7618I think you're talking about Charity from Nigeria😂 love her content❤
Next time tell them no, but you have gold mines and diamonds in your back yard.
@@omnium_gatherum Not only that each African country have an official language which is 1-3 then an official language and most speak the colonizers language!
You try to write answers to their questions in their language guess what they try to correct your spelling and grammar!
While they don’t speak any other languages!!!
Man, the dedication to install all of those homeless tents just for the skit.
Loll trueee
UNDERATED COMMENT HAHAHA 😂
😂😂😂😂 we love his dedication
Plot twist: tents are real
this is not a skit, it's a vlog
As a french I approve this message, this is exactly what we think ! I was in California last month and I rent a bicycle to go to NYC from L.A. through Vegas in one day :-D
He forgot the Uvalde-like school shootings tho😢
😂
How far did you actually get on that bike??
Thing is you are european and you might actually make it 😂
😂😂😂😂
This is pretty much correct. Except leaving the $100 tip! 😂
As a American citizen I agree that we are doing that everyday except giving the 100 dollar tip
Yeah cuz that 100 dollars goes to the doctor for giving you a plaster
@@marsmars124you forgot a couple zeros, here you go: 0000
@@sussy5872that's an understatement, here's the rest of the zeros you need to give them: 00
as AN American you showed you really are American as we can see from you dont know rhe difference between a and an American education in a nutshell
I'm glad to see you do know "rhe" difference lol @@anaximandr0ss
Honestly, minus how close cities are to each other, this is quite accurate to what we think
😂😅
Yeah it’s nothing like that.
The first part isn't American it's just the Hood
@@hectorixen9950which is part of America 😐 not every other country has a hood
Tbh I've never seen an American who actually likes America. Some are patriots who like how America used to be, but I don't know anyone who's actually optimistic about our country. Conservatives hate every liberal part of our country, and Liberals hate every conservative part.
It's great that you're cutting down on your caloric intake. Proud of you!
"On my way back to Los Angeles, I get into a car crash. We both decide to drive off instead of going to the hospital, because we don't want to pay ~$20,000."
100% accurate description of what we think of USA
True
and pretty much 70% accurate of what it actually is 😂
Nah, thats an american interpretation as an european let me guarantee you, he missed all the best cliches we actually think are true
@@elwingynah bruh, besides the breakfast (which should be lunch anway, we got entirely other jokes for your breakfast) and homelesness all others are a huge misses
@@weedhigh2564 being overweight as a nation is not a miss, gun related crime is not a miss, taking the first opportunity to gloat how you guys live in the greatest country on earth (you dont) is not a miss, the total bs tipping culture in the states is also not a miss. Well the aliens is i guess a miss although a few decades ago it could be considered also a thing. 😂😂 We do realize this is a sarcastic fun video, but for most of these things there are truths behind them.
As an American I can confirm this is 100% accurate.
Seriously, though. We need to fix that.
As someone who went to America on holiday I agree
What country are you living in? I haven't heard police sirens in over 6 months. An I live in the US
as a filipino that moved to america this is not accurate at all. what state are you in to run into this sort of thing?
@@skizrim3446
Bro didn't get the joke, it was absolutely obvious a joke
"Along the way I drive past crippling poverty and homelessness. I will do nothing about it" this is true though
In college I took German and my teacher was an Austrian woman teaching the class as a part of her Master's program. Once when some of us got to class early we asked her if there was anything that surprised her about America, and she said she was surprised at how many pan handlers she saw.
She said you don't see that in Germany and Austria, people standing on street corners begging for change. It's not that they don't have poverty, it's that it doesn't work. Nobody stands around begging for change because it's a waste of time, nobody gives them anything.
It struck her as a testament to the generosity of people here that someone could actually reasonably expect to get free money from strangers just for asking.
Well, I went to the US, and honestly I was choked by the number of people living in a tent in the street. Like it's normal. We do have some people like that in my country as well, but it is a minority. We have associations and people that try to help homeless people. We have the state providing a bit of money and we have free healthcare, even for homeless people.
Way less people live under the poverty line in my country, in term of percentage.
@@Alexielios It depends on where you are. Poverty rates and the resources available to help can vary wildly between states and cities.
@@michealdrake3421 I have been to New York, Boston, Charlotte, Buffalo, Miami, Los Angeles, San Francisco, Houston, Dallas, and a bunch more cities.
Without exception there was terrible poverty and homelessness in the city centers.
Sure, there were definitely people helping them. Especially in the more evangelical states there were Christian organisations. But it pales in comparison to what is done in Europe to help homeless people out. In my country, the Netherlands, you’re genuinely only homeless after a million of extremely poor life decisions. In the USA you’re homeless if you’re a veteran with mild PTSD who broke a leg and couldn't afford the medical bill…
@@tsaoh5572not to come off as rude but your entire country is essentially the size of the city of Los Angeles. And it’s super homogeneous. You can’t compare a super diverse multi-state federalist system to your nation. Maybe compare the homeless rate of say the state of Pennsylvania to your own and you will find it’s quite comparable.
The commute from LA to NYC to Miami is gold! 😂
Some people just don’t realize how huge the US is!
This is so spot on. I thought someone made a documentary about my life.
Literally 😂
I appreciate your sense of humor, which europeans do not have. ;-)
Bro got beef with Europeans 💀
😂😂😂
He forgot where we all fly on our bald eagles to Washington D.C and sing the National Anthem in cowboy hats
Bro New York is the capital🙄
@@Artem_Myronkowashing DC is a town in New York city get it right 😒
driving to Wendys in my Tesla cyber truck, listening to the Joe rogan podcast to sharpen my talking points ready for when I debate the people working there about mask mandates and who won the 2020 election
True.
bro you fr?
I remember how shocked I was when I found Europeans just casually move between countries
Every so often, a Tumblr post will show up with a European saying "I drove 45 minutes and crossed three countries" and an American will say "I drove 2 hours and am in the same city"
You can drive round europe as a child my dad would drive from england take ferry to calais and drive through france to south spain. It took 2 days though with couple of stops.its quicker to take flight to greece or greek islands 4 hours than train to scotland 12 hours turkey 4 hours canary islands or madeira 3 hours france 1 hour.scotland 1 half hours . train from south west england to scotland 12 hours
@@random_dragonthat must be switzerland tiny country borders france austria and italy
I was so confused
@@janeslater8004It could also be Liechtenstein, Luxembourg or Andorra, for instance.
He just described a day in the life of my sims 4 family too...huh ...weird lol
in Germany we also think that everyone carries a gun and that you eat hamburgers while driving 😂
hahahahahahahahahahaha. Yup.
We do eat hamburgers while driving 😂 and there are many ppl who do carry guns all the time, especially in certain states.
Just had to wait for a guy backing out of his parking stall because he was eating a giant slice of pizza while trying to drive..........
look only the psycho americans do that, i ain’t one of them 💀 i did one time eat a grilled cheese to work but i was so hungover and had to get to work, no time to eat.
Can confirm, hamburgers are one of the driving foods.
“At 8:00 am I wake up to the sound of gunshots and violence” 🤣🤣🤣
He meant "the news" 😅🤣💀
the guy looks like MrBeast if he had an extra chromosome
ACCURATE
That was best line 🤣🤣
If he's in the hood he will.
We don't wake up to gun shots, we go to sleep to gun shots. It's like having an automatic white noise machine 😉
I was going to make a joke about it being a black noise machine but I'm on strike 2
I have not found gun shot sounds, in my sleep sound app on my phone yet
That is fantastic lmao
They only have semi-automatic white noise machines around me.
@@1croatoanpuerto rican noise machine😔
I have been living in USA 2 years and still think this about Americans lol... except they eat way more donuts in real life and smoke a lot of weed. I am in Colorado.
The donuts are for sure a result of the weed, my friend.
You forgot to start a lawsuit over a small dispute
The traveling is unbelievable accurate
The lawyers must also make a living.
😂😂😂
... or even just getting your tongue burnt while drinking your coffee at McDonalds!
You forgot to shop at walmart in your pajamas at 2pm in the afternoon.
Pajamas at 2pm in the afternoon?!
😆
i feel personally attacked by this. I'm going to need you to apologize 😂😂😂
Wait I do that for real lol
Because,sadly,that isn't satire.
Completely inaccurate didn't mention racism or a single school
I expected something about no health insurance
Because racism is objectively worse in Europe
Ah, I once talked about the racism with one relatively house-trained American. Apparently they all deeply believe in all those races they keep inventing, even if it is as anti-scientific as "White", "Hispanic" or "Native".
Of course. I agree that the woke left is indeed racist and sexist while they call everyone else that same thing.
I expected him to loudly sing the national anthem
I’m originally from Ukraine, but now live in the US ( Chicago) over 10+ years and I do indeed can confirm that sometimes my day can go by just like that and I’m LOVING IT!😂🦅🇺🇸
Yea coz you living frugal to go back in Ukraine😅
@@SASJINX-j6w Not really. 10 years ago I came here 19 years old with $300 in my pocket that I paid for rent for a small room in somebody’s home,worked 3 jobs part time at restaurants no days off , that way I could save money on food. 4 months later I saved already enough to buy good used car for cash and I never stopped working, now I have a house and my own beauty business no debt and I’m really grateful to this country for making my dreams come true, it’s really a blessing!
Slava Ukraïni ta Palestini ta Usim ïh Turkskim Brattyam ❤ALGA TURAN 🇹🇲 💜 🇺🇦 🎉
You forget these very important things
1.getting pulled over by cops
2.Doing drugs and rehab like its very normal
3. A psycho serial killer living next door.
4. No free healthcare????
@@Phoenix-girl105.) pay checks drained in taxes by IRS and government, most of which will go to imperialist military industrial complex, and police state; thus no healthcare
those things only democrats believe in.....
#2 - I’m pretty sure that’s what the wall lean was (people on heroin/fentanyl will just kinda droop over while standing sometimes). Probably had to make it not obvious for monetization
I mean this is not that far off from the truth except the commute to different states. The commute might be up to 2-3 hours a day though.
Fun fact : It's not only Europeans but the Whole World
nah it's only Europeans and Americans every other country is underdeveloped and 3rd world except Australia, New Zealand, South Korea and Japan
Haha! Asians think this also. Fun video
@theantagonist801 you libe in 20 century schizophrenic 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I’ve never known anyone besides Europeans and Australians (aka: other white nations) who think this.
It’s pretty hilarious. I talk to people who live in China. I told them I go for walks in the evening. They can’t believe I don’t get mugged or shot. They also think woman never go outside for fear of being raped.
not only Europeans the whole world thinks like this
Word man 🤣
As an Asian, I can confirm this
Including Americans, because it's somewhat accurate.
True!
Hahaha true!
I am from Switzerland, and i can assure you nobody thinks that.
This is just ridiculous. We all know how bis the USA is. We have education .
And like in any other part of the world, there are healthy people and unhealthy people . And belived or not, we also have violence in Europe, but we dont encourage it by law that anybody can possess guns.
Yeh with healthy and unhealthy food and bills 😅
Such an accurate depiction of the American Dream :)
Did you see how large our houses are and we have full size vehicles? Life is good ❤
Lifr os good in America??? No@@Ginx-pe4si
@@Ginx-pe4si Yeah, and you have to work your whole lives just to buy these "houses" and "vehicles", although they are mere shacks compared to our manors and these "vehicles" are practically horse-drawn carriages. Plus, we don't have to worry about getting shot in our schools or on the streets. Your country is a war zone.
@@Ginx-pe4siLarge vehicles and houses is your definition of a good life? Seems like a shallow way to cope. What about the entire new generation? They can't afford to live anywhere without several jobs, everyone is in crippling debt due to medical issues or school and the violence and politics are as childish and stupid as they ever have been. Don't be patriotic to a country that is actively fucking over the individual, even if it happens to benefit you
@christopherbgsted4749 every building here has air conditioning. You can pick up your phone and order any food and have it delivered directly to your door. We have fiber optics everywhere with extremely fast internet. The best doctors on the planet are here. We can even have alcohol, weed delivered to our doorstep....life is awesome here 😎
As a German, I cannot stress enough how realistic this description is to us.
well i dont think they start the day with a 2 liter coke but the rest is pretty much how i imagin it
@@MacheteBoB You're right. it would be half a gallon.
American view of a German's day (sarc)... They wake up, put on their leiderhosen and drink a large mug of Lowenbrau beer while eating a bratwurst before getting in their electric car and heading to work at the local brewary or with the military, they break for lunch and have a large wiener schnitzle with pomfritz (sp?) while having another beer brought by a hefty woman with big melons, they return home after work to their wife Helga and eat sauerkraut while topping it off with more beer. I lived in Germany for 6 years in the 80's and have visited several times since. Beautiful country with fantastic people. I love that place!
All he is missing is the 1 ton grocery runner thats never seen a spec of dust in the bed, and the doctor visit that gives a bill of $1,000 for a tylenol
@@HandsomeJack11Yes! 😂😂😂
I'm first generation German-American and can verify this is true, lol.
Growing up, my schoolmates asked if my parents do as you described at home, too (here in the US).
The irony is that my father is Bavarian, and occasionally did wear Lederhosen when working outside doing yard work or repairing vehicles, including his seaplane.
My American friends therefore felt vindicated that their stereotypes were accurate when I said "yes," barely able to keep a straight face as the joke was on them. 😂
Then I compared notes with my best friend, Michelle. Her father was a baker from Berlin. No Lederhosen there, LOL! 😂😂😂
As an American I can confirm this is true
I LOST it when he said he commuted from Los Angeles to NYC 😂😂😂
Yes. Because there was a "trend" of Europeans saying Americans aren't well traveled lol
My man's doing the cannon ball run every day 😂
@@jenivettebigham7060we’re glad you aren’t well travelled, barely any countries like the US and wants Americans in their country
@@jenivettebigham7060But also because europeans can't name other than these huge cities 😅
@@jenivettebigham7060They aren't though. They mostly don't have passports.
Pretty accurate, only missing not knowing where anything is in a world map 😅
K buddy
@@sleepx.cat_not facts but ok.
Fact @@Bigpapspsosoodww1234
Last year i was visiting some friends in the us and they all knew the countries on the world map😂
We learn geography from the countries we invade.
As an American I can confirm this is my day
😂😂😂
😂😂
Nope
Hilarious!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
WOW …. What a story !
As an American I found this too funny !
"The only country UFO's EVER seem to land in."
Monsters vs Aliens
Hahahahahh, you remembered it🤣🤣🤣
UFOs only in US, true but spray-painted vegetation is only in China.
W movie
They're now called UAPs, Unidentified Aerial Phenomena.
😂
Apparently, there's something wrong with "UFOs".
Saw a show recently about several reports in Japan after the earthquake/Tsunami. Thought that was interesting.
The ignoring poverty part was spot on
Only part that wasn't hyperbole... "I will do nothing about it."
What am I supposed to do It’s sleepy joes fault not us 🗿
@@bagman1103 It's been a problem long before Biden. If you want to blame a president, you'd be closer with Hoover.
someone always wants a worker to pay for a non worker
@@privateer9181 Amen brother
I'm an American, and I think this is what America is like...
Sure you are mr FBI
Fr
@@putinstea Americans also can't handle jokes.
@@jbhk7977 it's not even that funny or original.. just a stupid stereotype joke.
@@thisuserisme You just proved my statement. 2nd try. Americans think that Germany is the capitol of France. Was that more funny?
“The waking to up to the sound of gunshots” had me HOWLING IN NEW ZEALAND 💀 because this is exactly how my father & some in New Zealand think living in America be like - had me DEAD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
As an American living in Europe I can confirm this is exactly what it’s like in the US
As an American living in American I can also confirm. Just drove from Hawaii to New York this morning. Had some rush hour so it took an hour and a half
😂
Sir that is cultural appropriation, the smugness is ours to have.
Damn, wasn’t expecting an accurate documentary like this on RUclips 😂
As a European, I can confirm this is 100% accurate.
True
Yep
Fr
Auf jeden
Fr
The best part of being American, is not caring what Europeans think at all, and knowing that no matter how bad it may be here, at least I'm not from Europe...
Why
You forgot the bit where you need a plaster from the hospital and get a $15,000 bill.
@stuff7442 genuine question here because I absolutely love linguistic oddities. By "plaster" do you mean like a cast for a broken bone? Is that what they call it where you're from? If so, where is that? My curiosity cannot be contained.
@@moniquewilson4179 a plaster is what Americans would refer to as a band-aid
@@dy1an778 thanks. I had that wrong. Knowing that they mean a band-aid makes it even funnier somehow
It's not true lol @@moniquewilson4179
Lmao EU stanizens thinking they have it good because they donate 30% of their income in their lifetime for socialist healthcare alone, regardless if they were healthy their entire life xD
And when they have a medical emergency, they are waiting in months long line :D
I’m amazed about the honest reporting coming from their country so refreshing.
Yeah! ….no Trumpism here!😅
@@deetles98Always such short sightedness with the black or white perspective, no middle ground.
Trump or Biden - both suck
Gaza or Israel - both keept fighting
Ouch 😂
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If you think that's real the jokes on you
As a proud american, i can confirm how accurate this is. Oh! Looks like i'm late to new york, gotta go!
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Hold on! Don't forget your lunch of 65 big Macs and a pack of beer for your road trip snack
I just sent this to my friend that will go for the first time in USA. We live in Ireland. She is afraid of the food 😂😂😂
You forgot the energy drinks and road rage. And none of that food was covered in cheese. 🤣
The cheese was inside the pie, like any good American apple pie.
At least we don't fart in public and know how to wipe.
“cheese"
@KingfishStevens-di9ji If you're having to wipe after farts, you may need to see a doctor...
@@KingfishStevens-di9jiIf you dont use water, u r uncivilized
The being fat, homelessness, eating junk food, pretty on point 😂
And the poor craftsmanship of his porch railing was accurate too
He almost knocked the whole house down when he ran into the porch railing
It's all on point even the alien conspiracies
Gun violence too
@@youtubeuser3182I just spotted this and I CANT 🤣🤣🤣
@@windninjasolsame 😂😂😂😂❤
I know of an american student who studied abroad in France, and their host mom worried she would have to buy McDonald's every day for the student. This host mom also openly admitted to this student that she was disappointed she had gotten an American student, and she really wanted a Japanese one.
This is not satire in the international community, there are legitimately people who think like this.
Not the thinking people.
Honestly, thinking she’d have to buy McDonald’s everyday is probably worse than actually eating it everyday
As an American who hasn’t had McDonald’s since 2010 this is hilarious to me. Also, the only reason I remember THAT meal is that it was so unusual at the time for me to eat at McDonald’s anyway: it was a desperation meal at 2am because it was the only thing open on a tollway in Indiana; I was moving cross country and had forgotten to eat for over 24 hours with all the chaos of packing my apartment and obviously having an empty refrigerator. I would have preferred some nuts or cheese but the convenience store was closed (pay at pump only) so McDonald’s it was; it was barely edible and I only ate half of it despite being famished. I’m not an extremist about clean eating (I eat chips and things) but I really don’t understand McDonald’s.
That's... sadly also accurate lol
What you imply is that there are people thinking otherwise. This is very wrong presumption, I should assure you. Just note that he is constantly speaking about 'Murica' in the same time he means USA. Yes, they are so dum6.
As an American, I confirm this is true
As a European, I can confirm that this is our view of America
Well it’s different America is the best country in the world we will let no outsiders disrespect our country
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@@satory100 good its yout country not mite
Hahaha Jealousy is a terrible thing
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As a Finnish man, this reads my mind perfectly :)
Jup
Same here
Torille.
As a finnish man i know gun violence only happens in democrat run shit hole places. Red states are better.
Here Italy. Yep that's more or less how I think people live in the US. Did the guy mention he's got a gun 🤔🤔Anyway I'm always happy when I can spend my vacation in the states🎉
"intense poverty and homelessness. I will do nothing about it" Had me dead XDDDDDDDDD
Sadly this was the most realistic part of the whole sketch 😢
Why do you have nine mouths 😧
@@tcao9458gotta eat all that chicken somehow
He blindly voted Democrat all his life because he thinks voting is morality or something dumb
@@loverrleeUr depressing
I love how its not the americans being bad at geography for once
So very true. From an American who has been living and working in the UK for almost 20yrs!😂😂
So then, how do you really even know!!!!!!!??????❓❓
@@nkemsells3714??? How do I know? I live in the UK! I am from America and I am asked some of these questions or in discussions they say random things.
In the UK (which is technically a part of Europe) there are people from all over the European continent that live and work here and I work in the Public Sector so run across all types.
How have you done it for 20 years? I barely made it through a 2 week holiday.
Do they know most people drive 1 hr to get to work every day...
@@litchielitch0323😂😂😂😂 married a Brit and to be honest I love the “Age” and “History” of this side of the world. However, I do understand 😂😂😂