Yeah, way more than 5 were missing, 15 were missing. But when I clicked on the video it didn't have "every" in the title and wasn't expecting it to be. Even if it had it wouldn't "really bother" me though.
I burst into laughter at the way he said 'for your eyes only' sounds exactly like ' for British eyes only' in arrested development. I love Archer and arrested development crossovers.
As a huge Bond Fan *and* a huge Archer fan, this is hilarious! The worst thing about it is that it's A LONG way from every Bond film, it's only a few! I want all of them!
+Terry I Did you notice the music stopped playing when he said that? It was like they were making fun of the fact that introducing Whoopi Goldberg into the story suddenly made it serious and not-funny.
The animation for Archer has come over leaps and bounds over the past 2 seasons. I was annoyed to hear that the next 3 seasons will only consist of 8 episodes each buuuuut in retrospect, I can see that soooo much more effort is being put into production than the days of pre-Vice. Not even mad anymore.
Here's what he had to say about Thunderball. “Bond is sent to recover two highjacked warheads in the Bahamas where he gets into an underwater battle that’s nine minutes too long.” LIKE: “The classic line where a woman in a bathtub asks Bond, ‘… would you mind giving me something to put on?’ and he hands her a pair of heels. I tried that with Lana once and she stabbed me in the hand with a corkscrew.” DISLIKE: “Bond gets thrown into a pool of sharks and doesn’t fight a single one. Way to give the people what they want, Connery.”
I believe they brought it forward in an article that came with the video. Archer doesn't review GoldenEye a vocal review, but it's available in text form.
descriptions and thumbs up/downs are for people on a PC .. who are literally just sitting.. wasting there lives... instead of out on a mobile device with a few seconds to spare while they live there lives .... wanna know who else is wasting there lives .... scroll down ... ...... ....... ...... ...... ...... ...... ..... ...... .... ..... ..... everyone who bothered to correct the misuse of "there" above... IT'S A TRAP .. haha
Funny, but I did expect a bit more from Archer. I wonder who wrote this piece. As a Bond fan, I find it disappointing that he skipped so much. They ignored a lot of possible material. Plus, Archer jokes are usually better when he interacts with someone else from the cast. Having Archer tell jokes in a silent bar is missing half the fun. No craziness going around him? No one to move his jokes along? Disappointing.
moneyman295 Nostalgia strikes again. Casino Royale was so good it inspired me to read the novel. In actuality Casino Royale comes closest to the original source material than the other movies.
Living Daylights blew, Stirling. (PHRASING! BOOM!) For a Dalton film, you should have reviewed License to Kill, which not only had one of the hottest Bond chicks of the series in Carrey Lowell, but also had maybe the best Bond villain of the whole series, Robert Davi's Franz Sanchez. "Launder it." Awesome one-liner. "He disagreed with something that ate him." Come on! That's solid one-liner gold! Alternatively, you could have reviewed the non-Bond Dalton film Flash Gordon, because hey, it's one of the cheesiest yet coolest camp sci-fi movies, like, EVER. But only the coolest people actually like it, so, there's that...
“He disagreed with something that ate him” was a direct quote from the book Live and Let Die when Leiter loses his leg after being dropped into a barracuda tank, which was transplanted to the Licence to Kill movie.
I really liked "Live and Let Die". Roger Moore's absolute best film as James Bond, in my opinion. Stuff I liked: The scene where Moore jumped across the top of one alligator to another. It was like the all time best video game IRL moment. I also liked the scene where he tricked the Tarot Card reader into sleeping with him by using a fake deck. Cause it's like she HAD to listen to the "The Lovers" card. Seriously, the all time coolest way to trick a girl into sleeping with you, in my opinion. Finally, Mr. Big's henchmen, Tee Hee. I mean how could I NOT love the henchman, the guy's got a ROBOT ARM for crying out loud. Uhh stuff I didn't like: ASIDE from the fact that ALL the bad guys in the movie were predominantly black (*Ahem* Racist casting choices), I also didn't like the fact that Baron Samedi showed up at the end. I mean like, is he going to be seen again? Oh, no? OK then. That's just, that's just a big screw you to the audience. Yeah, no thank you.
I don't think the casting is necessarily racist. I mean the main villain is a black dictator ruling a predominately black country. It's not much of a stretch to assume his henchmen would mostly be black. The movie has Quarrel Jr, who is a good guy and black. I personally love Baron Samedi showing up at the end. The fact that Bond actually fought a God of death is really cool and the supernatural aspects of the movie make it stand out from the rest of the series. It's my sixth/ fifth favorite of the whole series. Depending on the day sometimes I like it more than Thunderball sometimes less.
OK lets see. You only live twice,Gold finger Live and let die,The man with the golden gun,The spy who love's me,Moonraker, For your eyes only,The living day lights,and GoldenEye. Best Bond movie ever!
The archer I know would not bad mouth the Lotus Esprit. Especially knowing what the later S4’s look, sound, and perform like. I mean hello, twin turbo v8, the s4’s kick ass.
***** 1. Mr. Universe. 2. He placed third in the Junior division, if at all, given the apocryphal records. The fact his own website differs from other sources on the matter makes me doubt what he's said about being a boxer, too.
+Mike D I know. I was like, where the hell is "License to Kill?" Totally hated that one, so it was the first to pop into my head as missing. They posted a link to the written Archer reviews in the description and they're on those 4 pages. *License To Kill* “Bond becomes a rogue agent once he seeks to kill Sanchez, a drug lord who maimed his friend, CIA agent Felix Leiter, with a shark. He also raped and murdered Felix’s wife (not with a shark).” *LIKE:* “Do you want to see some guy’s head explode in a diving chamber? Well, you’re in luck.” *DISLIKE:* “What is Wayne Newton doing in this movie? Get him out of here, danke schön.”
The irony is it is because they're literally all the same movies. *Bond goes somewhere, kills some people, bangs some girls and defeats the villain (end)*
+REPO PIG " saying people still say" awe seems like I hit a nerve. must have your comment didn't even make any logical sense at all. I'm thinking you're missing a few syllables or paragraphs in that bullshit insult. atleast try to be current my this comment was in may.. catch up douchebag
DATBUBBADOE Oh yeah, they were called that in the 80s. How much of difference is there between the two though, I mean, were they two completely different groups or did one become the other like how the NKVD became the KGB after WWII?
That's interesting if correct. To be fair, factions in civil wars, revolutions, and uprisings frequently emerge, break apart, and merge to the point where it can more or less be impossible to determine who was on who's side until after the war is over.
Actually he didn't, if you enter to the link below the video it reviews all (I think), here's what Sterling said about live and let die “Bond investigates the operations of a ruthless gangster/heroin trafficker whose alter ego is the dictator of a Caribbean island, a place created from the depths of Ian Fleming’s racist imagination.” LIKE: “The speedboat chase scene in the Bayou Des Allemands, ‘The Catfish Capital of the Universe’ (their words).” DISLIKE: “Two words: crocodile farm.”
I could listen to Archer review movies for hours.
Sterling Archer should be the next James Bond.
+Daniel Glaviano More like ISIS
Артём Высоцкий Shut up Figgis.
well, he doesn't like to invite that comparison
He is.
He is closer than the James Bond of the books than the movie Bonds are.
Archer reviewing Bond? It's like Donkey Kong watching King Kong
So the better looking down at the worse?
Phrasing
Phrasing....BOOM!!
How does that work?
There's nothing dirty there!
Secret Agent, Chef, Drug Smuggler, Arms Dealer, Detective, and even movie critic. Extensive record, Sterling.
+1aundulxaldin Ohhh Classic Rando!
Forgot about pirate king. He introduced intramural lacrosse to them
+1aundulxaldin mugiwara no luffy #1
What about his ultra-secret identity: Bob Belcher?
Is Bob not a chef? Just checking.
Can't believe he passed up Octopussy
Yeah, I can think of at least 5 others that were skipped. It really bothers me that the word "every" was used in the title.
Looks like they changed the title.
Yeah, way more than 5 were missing, 15 were missing. But when I clicked on the video it didn't have "every" in the title and wasn't expecting it to be. Even if it had it wouldn't "really bother" me though.
The actual article about this on the site as all the movies. Just not in animated form.
he ignored Moonraker to. I mean.. c'mon.. Jaws in space
I burst into laughter at the way he said 'for your eyes only' sounds exactly like ' for British eyes only' in arrested development. I love Archer and arrested development crossovers.
It’s actually meant to sound like the title song of the movie.
As a huge Bond Fan *and* a huge Archer fan, this is hilarious! The worst thing about it is that it's A LONG way from every Bond film, it's only a few! I want all of them!
that look on his face when he mentioned Whoopi....classic
+Terry I Did you notice the music stopped playing when he said that? It was like they were making fun of the fact that introducing Whoopi Goldberg into the story suddenly made it serious and not-funny.
Every Bond film staring Daniel Craig: Bond gets laid in the most unlikely situation by not smiling.
The animation for Archer has come over leaps and bounds over the past 2 seasons. I was annoyed to hear that the next 3 seasons will only consist of 8 episodes each buuuuut in retrospect, I can see that soooo much more effort is being put into production than the days of pre-Vice. Not even mad anymore.
I should stop giving good reviews when i drink.
You're not really Archer, you said "stop" and "drink" in the same sentence.
+bigfatcarp93 W
+bigfatcarp93 and Archer is the last name
*spoosh*
Archer. Tell FX to reboot your show. If they refuse, grab the uzi and threaten them.
While Archer is meant to be a Bond parody, it turns out that his character is closer to book Bond than ANY of the film ones.
"I give it 2 and a half WEE WEES." I lost it.
we need more of these bond reviews, over the course of the few remaining seasons of Archer.
"Every" - I don't think it means what you think it means.
Check the description.
Check the title.
+twsx I did, then the description, and found out the title was true, but in an article and not in the video.
Then the title is Click bait then, because we're on RUclips not a forum site.
Where’s it say ‘every’ Bond film. Lrn2read.
the bartender's reactions are pretty funny
Aw man no Thunderball... that one would almost write itself.
Here's what he had to say about Thunderball.
“Bond is sent to recover two highjacked warheads in the Bahamas where he gets into an underwater battle that’s nine minutes too long.”
LIKE: “The classic line where a woman in a bathtub asks Bond, ‘… would you mind giving me something to put on?’ and he hands her a pair of heels. I tried that with Lana once and she stabbed me in the hand with a corkscrew.”
DISLIKE: “Bond gets thrown into a pool of sharks and doesn’t fight a single one. Way to give the people what they want, Connery.”
What did he say about Never Say Never Again?
+KhaosN7 perfect
Not LITERALLY every Bond film
+Cameron Gordon Description.
+helloface001 Title is misleading.
+Cameron Gordon I think sarcasm might have happened, but I'm not sure.
+Cameron Gordon figuratively??
+Cameron Gordon Then figuratively, whatever!
This should be made into a full thing for all the Bond films, Archer reviewing Bond, F*CKING PRICELESS : D
Good, but where the hell is Golden Eye?!
you'd figure they would've done that one for the Sean Bean jokes alone
I believe they brought it forward in an article that came with the video. Archer doesn't review GoldenEye a vocal review, but it's available in text form.
and skyfall!
Or From Russia With Love
I'm with you people. They Just skipped them
"He's missing some"...nope, you, JB's fans, are missing the joke!
+Razvan Mihaeanu which is?
Much like every Archer episode?
@@caveymoley 'FX's superspy Archer reviews all 24 James Bond films like an EW critic'. Like an EW critic.
I don't even care what he's talking about, I just wanna hear more Archer talking
Having seen Spectre I can honestly say that I'd rather watch the Peanuts Movie.
Living Daylights is and always will be my favourite from watching them as a kid.
License to Kill was fucking intense so I can only imagine how Dalton's other movie must have been.
Archer hates golf. That's my boy
To all the people saying that this isn't every bond film, check the description.
Jonah Bardwell says he reviews all 24
@@niagaradrones '...like an EW critic'.
Jesus Christ, they passed on "From Russia with love"???
+Brian Patronie and goldenEye and both Casino Royales.
+Thomas Bedient it's the missed chance to riff on live and let die that burns. c'mon, alligator farm? Archer comedy gold.
It's like watching Roger Ebert drunk.
I'm getting strong rick and morty vibes this feels half improvised and i love it
Fracking great! They need to do more spots like this to advertise home awesome Archer really is.
Ha archer is so great. I hope they upload tons more of these 😊
archer reviews "a few james bond films"
Check the description
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everyone who bothered to correct the misuse of "there" above... IT'S A TRAP .. haha
our cruisers can't repel trolling of this magnitude.
Well, to be fair I enjoyed the Peanuts Movie far more than I did Spectre.
I give it 2 1/2 "Shaken not stirred" best line, said the best way ever!!
Archer and James Bond are a couple of my favorites lol this is perfect
man i really wanted him to review Goldeneye
His review of "Golden Gun" was spot on.
Read the rest of the reviews?
Read?
I'll provide my own Archer voice, then.
This would be more awesome if James Bond (Daniel Craig) appears when Archer reviews Spectre.
Funny, but I did expect a bit more from Archer. I wonder who wrote this piece. As a Bond fan, I find it disappointing that he skipped so much. They ignored a lot of possible material.
Plus, Archer jokes are usually better when he interacts with someone else from the cast. Having Archer tell jokes in a silent bar is missing half the fun. No craziness going around him? No one to move his jokes along? Disappointing.
Woooooooo season 7 soon!
Excuse me the title explicitly says *EVERY* James Bond film and I didn't see a *SINGLE* Pierce Brosnan one.
Ehhhh... Tomorrow Never Dies?
Oh wow how did I miss that
He also only covers 2 Connery movies, so.
Read description
Lots of people don't like him, so maybe Archer thought he was too bad to talk about? Anyway, he covers The Living Daylights.
Sean Connery's eyebrows. LMAO
I find it pretty interesting that Archer’s primary pistols like Bond’s.
😂😂😂😂 this should be a monthly thing call it "Archer at the Movies."😂😂😂😂
Totally Agree about Tomorrow never die and the handcuff part :P
I mean I would rather watch The Peanuts Movie than SPECTRE.
Please repost the original article, this is gold!
There was nothing bad to say about Casino Royal, which is the greatest Bond movie of all time.
moneyman295 Nostalgia strikes again. Casino Royale was so good it inspired me to read the novel. In actuality Casino Royale comes closest to the original source material than the other movies.
~ Sterling left out Golden Eye because he didn't want to tackle a Tina Turner theme song! Cheers, DAVEDJ ~
This is priceless i LOVE it, bond just got archerfied.
*archerised, I believe that's the word you're looking for xd
It's time for an Archer spy movie. make it happen.
Archer>>>>>bond.....all day,errrday
AfroKenny BOND >>>>>>kingsman>>>>>>>>> Bourne>>>>>>>>>>dogcrap>>>>>>>>>>archer
Archer is decent but to even compare it to the old bonds ahah. Come on mate.
Bond franchise is so unintentionally funny, that's actually sad XD. I've tried watching it a few times and failed everytime 😂.
@@megmorningstar4250 it is supposed to be a bit campy though
This was released on my birthday 😊
Got to agree with Archer here, Charlie Brown definitely plays it too safe in Spectre
Live and Let Die is still my favourite Bond film
None of the Moore films really did it for me. And Moore is a brilliant actor who deserved way better.
That bartender is just freaked out
Imagine him reviewing austin powers...
Living Daylights blew, Stirling. (PHRASING! BOOM!)
For a Dalton film, you should have reviewed License to Kill, which not only had one of the hottest Bond chicks of the series in Carrey Lowell, but also had maybe the best Bond villain of the whole series, Robert Davi's Franz Sanchez. "Launder it." Awesome one-liner. "He disagreed with something that ate him." Come on! That's solid one-liner gold!
Alternatively, you could have reviewed the non-Bond Dalton film Flash Gordon, because hey, it's one of the cheesiest yet coolest camp sci-fi movies, like, EVER. But only the coolest people actually like it, so, there's that...
“He disagreed with something that ate him” was a direct quote from the book Live and Let Die when Leiter loses his leg after being dropped into a barracuda tank, which was transplanted to the Licence to Kill movie.
How come I've never seen this tell just now!?
This is gold
I really liked "Live and Let Die". Roger Moore's absolute best film as James Bond, in my opinion.
Stuff I liked:
The scene where Moore jumped across the top of one alligator to another. It was like the all time best video game IRL moment.
I also liked the scene where he tricked the Tarot Card reader into sleeping with him by using a fake deck. Cause it's like she HAD to listen to the "The Lovers" card. Seriously, the all time coolest way to trick a girl into sleeping with you, in my opinion.
Finally, Mr. Big's henchmen, Tee Hee. I mean how could I NOT love the henchman, the guy's got a ROBOT ARM for crying out loud.
Uhh stuff I didn't like: ASIDE from the fact that ALL the bad guys in the movie were predominantly black (*Ahem* Racist casting choices), I also didn't like the fact that Baron Samedi showed up at the end. I mean like, is he going to be seen again? Oh, no? OK then. That's just, that's just a big screw you to the audience. Yeah, no thank you.
That has nothing to do with racism but more with plot of the movie. At least 90% of bad guys in 007 movies are white and yet that is fine I guess?
I don't think the casting is necessarily racist. I mean the main villain is a black dictator ruling a predominately black country. It's not much of a stretch to assume his henchmen would mostly be black. The movie has Quarrel Jr, who is a good guy and black. I personally love Baron Samedi showing up at the end. The fact that Bond actually fought a God of death is really cool and the supernatural aspects of the movie make it stand out from the rest of the series. It's my sixth/ fifth favorite of the whole series. Depending on the day sometimes I like it more than Thunderball sometimes less.
Got a james bond advert for this video
Is there a full video?
if they ever make an archer movie, ryan reynolds or chris evans should play the role
OK lets see. You only live twice,Gold finger Live and let die,The man with the golden gun,The spy who love's me,Moonraker, For your eyes only,The living day lights,and GoldenEye. Best Bond movie ever!
No from Russia with love?
i just love this character
damn man this is something i didnt know i needed
How about a full-length feature James Bond animation in the style of Archer?
His rating system is amazing!
I loves the gold finger song
Now that was... something... else.
They skipped Golden Eye, among other films. Golden Eye was my first Bond film and my introduction to Famke Jansen. I like Famke Jansen
Man their animation has gotten good
More of these, please !
Golden Eye: Archer did not care for it.
As someone with a vestigal 3rd nipple, allow me to point out that 'scaramanga' means 'to eat shit'...yes, really
Oh man! I wish FX and AMC would collaborate and put Archer & Company in an animated episode of, "The Walking Dead!"
Licence To Kill was the best ever.
o come on i was waiting for casino royale! DAMN YOU ARCHER!!!
How do you not review Goldeneye? That's like THE Bond movie man. Still fun vid though.
The archer I know would not bad mouth the Lotus Esprit. Especially knowing what the later S4’s look, sound, and perform like.
I mean hello, twin turbo v8, the s4’s kick ass.
Surprised he didn't mention Xenia Onnatops method of assassination in Goldeneye..... or Goldeneye at all.
I still think that Archer is a better secret agent than James Bond.
Charlie Brown plays it too safe lol
I kinda agree. I always thought Sean Connery looked a bit small, considering he was a successful amateur bodybuilder.
boxer.
+alphabeticalor he actually placed pretty high in the Mr. Olympia competition.
***** 1. Mr. Universe. 2. He placed third in the Junior division, if at all, given the apocryphal records. The fact his own website differs from other sources on the matter makes me doubt what he's said about being a boxer, too.
This is awesome! Didn't know it existed.
i love archer so much XD
this is far from every bond movie...
+Mike D I know. I was like, where the hell is "License to Kill?" Totally hated that one, so it was the first to pop into my head as missing. They posted a link to the written Archer reviews in the description and they're on those 4 pages.
*License To Kill*
“Bond becomes a rogue agent once he seeks to kill Sanchez, a drug lord
who maimed his friend, CIA agent Felix Leiter, with a shark. He also
raped and murdered Felix’s wife (not with a shark).”
*LIKE:* “Do you want to see some guy’s head explode in a diving chamber? Well, you’re in luck.”
*DISLIKE:* “What is Wayne Newton doing in this movie? Get him out of here, danke schön.”
+James Anthony Oh hey, he spoke german. Neat.
The irony is it is because they're literally all the same movies. *Bond goes somewhere, kills some people, bangs some girls and defeats the villain (end)*
Mike D the title is "James bond films reviewed by archer" not "Every James Bond film reviewed by archer"
The Legend Of Super Nerd Supershow not sure what you're reading but it says "Archer reviews every James Bond film" on my screen.
*Butthurt James Bond fans incoming*
out of touch people that can't let go of 2012 still saying " butthurt " phrase ongoing..
+LORDE OWS Don't hate on the butt ache.
Sounds like some one is butt hurt about saying people still say.
+REPO PIG " saying people still say" awe seems like I hit a nerve. must have your comment didn't even make any logical sense at all. I'm thinking you're missing a few syllables or paragraphs in that bullshit insult.
atleast try to be current my this comment was in may.. catch up douchebag
LORDE OWS I think your comment there is missing a few syllables as well :)
Why no mention that Bond more or less helps out the Taliban in The Living Daylights?
Or the fact that the plane at the end is about to crash into the mountains but suddenly it turns into a perfect landing strip in the next shot 😂
Its actually the Mujahadeen
DATBUBBADOE Oh yeah, they were called that in the 80s. How much of difference is there between the two though, I mean, were they two completely different groups or did one become the other like how the NKVD became the KGB after WWII?
CerberusMcBain The taliban were defected Mujahadeen I think.
That's interesting if correct. To be fair, factions in civil wars, revolutions, and uprisings frequently emerge, break apart, and merge to the point where it can more or less be impossible to determine who was on who's side until after the war is over.
Yeah, how could Archer miss the best Bond movie ever - sexy black exploitation film Live and Let Die? Seriously, I'd think he'd be all over that one.
+Nexus2Eden Roger Moore played Bond and Shaft in the same movie...
loved live and let die.
loved live and let die.
Actually he didn't, if you enter to the link below the video it reviews all (I think), here's what Sterling said about live and let die
“Bond investigates the operations of a ruthless gangster/heroin trafficker whose alter ego is the dictator of a Caribbean island, a place created from the depths of Ian Fleming’s racist imagination.”
LIKE: “The speedboat chase scene in the Bayou Des Allemands, ‘The Catfish Capital of the Universe’ (their words).”
DISLIKE: “Two words: crocodile farm.”
But dafuq is a description box, right?
Can't wait for season 7!
It started March 31st
"Sterling Archer reviews SOME James Bond Films"
Love how Archer is such a fanboy.
I lost it at spectre
Archer is the most accurate to Ian Fleming.
Archer looks like Bruce Wayne!
I would love to see Archer meet James Bond, I don't care which version.
I can't watch Archer without imagining it's just really coach McGurk in a skin suit.