Man, I am so glad that I saw this episode live. I remember the director telling Sammy J & Randy to get closer during the "humping, fucking" part. Great stuff.
And then there's my ancestral line, we can't drink raw blood, and anything reminiscent of pork as it leaves a bad taste, so definitely no human blood: interestingly enough though, coffee and tea work as temporary blood replacements, some (but not all) of us can feed of the caffeine alone; the important part is that we can extract oxygen, iron and amino acids from our prey, caffeine acts for us as carbohydrates do for you. The only supernatural part of us is in our inability to stay dead1 and several inhuman biological quirks2, which might not even be supernatural, just genetic oddities do to the infection/"curse". 1I have reason to believe our shared vamp trait is undefined revival, and no, a stake through the heart isn't sufficient. My father has 13 recorded deaths and mine still haven't been listed, apparently I don't stay dead long enough for my deaths to be recorded. 2a In my father and I's case, we don't stay dead; I don't know if that's all he has, or if his incredible durability and willpower counts, and I know he used to be a "occult"2b healer, but that could just be a result of our default bloodline, as we have direct ancestors from Jesus' original tribe Regardless I know for a fact my faux-immortality is definitely only the beginning of my strange powers. 2b "occult" because it requires the sacrifices of a momento or empathicly charged item that bears emotional importance to the target, but it's a power of pre-Christian but not pagan origin so it's technically not an occult power. But Christians being the selective pricks they are, simply can't except non-biblical magics, even those that come from proven relatives of Christ himself! They claim them to be demons if they believe those powers to be real, and cry deceiver when it isn't the case, demons this, demons that, always with the demon proclamation, why don't they realise demons are just humans pursuing fulfillment in anyway they can get it beyond death?!
i like thiese guys, i really do, but thiese post-[some tv show] seem to be missing some rehersal or something, i've heard thiese songs on the album they've done (which is just audio from a stand up show) and on there it sounds much more routined and polished.
thank you for drawing attention to the population issue! its a massive problem that the government is trying to make worse! there is only enough resources in the world for 4 billion people, if everyone is to enjoy a comfortable existance.
jared diamond has done some interesting studies on this (2018 and there is now 7.5 billion, fucking hell. . . ). if the world consumed everything like north america, the planet could support roughly 1.5 billion, if we consumed everything like a 3rd world country. . . 18 billion lol. so like always, its us westerners that are fucking everything up :D
fellas we did it, we reached 8 billion after only 11 years
That's pretty terrifying lol
I just love how absolutely nonsensically clever all of their songs are
It’s nice when the Thanos puppet speaks out about overpopulation
the end of the song practically encourage's overpopulation, Thano's hears this song and grabs the gauntlet
Uh... Thanos would NOT appreciate this song lol they ENCOURAGE more people :P
And we dont need more idiots :)
@@ivantheterrible2594 ebony maw, corvis glave, cull obsidian: are we jokes to you?
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WE GOT OUR FREAK ON!!!! WE ARE AT 8 BILLION🎉🎉🎉🎉
We've been Sexing and we've been Screwing. Shaggin', Porkin', Humpin', Fuckin', Rootin'.
YEAHHHHHHH
Their rehearsals must be EXHAUSTING. Love them.
Man, I am so glad that I saw this episode live. I remember the director telling Sammy J & Randy to get closer during the "humping, fucking" part. Great stuff.
That part gets even dunnier when you remember that the puppeteer is probably kneeling down at Sammy's crotch level to have Randy at the right height 😅
I love how the song opens with the thing about vampires and witches and gets sidetracked a bit before getting to the actual topic.
Sammy: 7 billion noses
Randy: The fuck, man?
*WhO iS hEre bEfoRE 8 bIlLioN*
Barely us if you posted 3 days ago in 2019. I give us 2 years before we reach 8 now that China's lifted their ban.
@@Tstarr600 are we there yet
@@nuztuz903 almost. we are at 7.9 billion
According to the UN, we are expected to reach 8 billion in 2023, or 2026 according to the US
@@jatarokemuri4549 :)
@@nuztuz903Yes
10 years later and we’ve reached 8 billion people…
The “mankind’s like a virus spreading ‘cross the seven seas” line in about to become poorly aged.
Agent Smith from the Matrix would disagree.
Need an 8 Billion people in the world 🌎 update please
11 years later, and we are at EIGHT BILLION. That's a whole nother billion in just 11 years....
We made it, 8 billion woooo!
We did it guys!!!
Today I first heard this song one week after my daughter was born. I'm currently adding to the 8 billion! Hilarious song this!
Only if she's your third born. Also congrats :)
8 billon. Thanks Sammy J and Randy. Thank you soooo much
Theres now 8 billion
hits different now
This Aged Well
we are now at 7.9 billion
Saw it too at the Edinburgh Fringe... BEST HOUR AND SO OF MY LIFE!
There gonna need to make a new version now the pop is now 8 billion
this song is in their new show "the inheritance", and it was amazing!
1:38 - Covid 19 - Challenge accepted!
Such a great song!!!
1:38 .... oh that didn’t age well
So…are they going to update the song since we got our freak on, we made it to eight?
11 years later, we finally hit 8 billion people
8 billions in 2023
We vampires dont always drink blood, we found youtube fun
And then there's my ancestral line, we can't drink raw blood, and anything reminiscent of pork as it leaves a bad taste, so definitely no human blood: interestingly enough though, coffee and tea work as temporary blood replacements, some (but not all) of us can feed of the caffeine alone; the important part is that we can extract oxygen, iron and amino acids from our prey, caffeine acts for us as carbohydrates do for you.
The only supernatural part of us is in our inability to stay dead1 and several inhuman biological quirks2, which might not even be supernatural, just genetic oddities do to the infection/"curse".
1I have reason to believe our shared vamp trait is undefined revival, and no, a stake through the heart isn't sufficient. My father has 13 recorded deaths and mine still haven't been listed, apparently I don't stay dead long enough for my deaths to be recorded.
2a In my father and I's case, we don't stay dead; I don't know if that's all he has, or if his incredible durability and willpower counts, and I know he used to be a "occult"2b healer, but that could just be a result of our default bloodline, as we have direct ancestors from Jesus' original tribe
Regardless I know for a fact my faux-immortality is definitely only the beginning of my strange powers.
2b "occult" because it requires the sacrifices of a momento or empathicly charged item that bears emotional importance to the target, but it's a power of pre-Christian but not pagan origin so it's technically not an occult power.
But Christians being the selective pricks they are, simply can't except non-biblical magics, even those that come from proven relatives of Christ himself!
They claim them to be demons if they believe those powers to be real, and cry deceiver when it isn't the case, demons this, demons that, always with the demon proclamation, why don't they realise demons are just humans pursuing fulfillment in anyway they can get it beyond death?!
I could explain either, the afterlife or our quasi vampire biology, so which do you want to know?
I eat junk food too
@@nullpoint3346 sorry I only made it like to the third sentence XD
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Those are chapters, not sentences.
Just imagine how many people needed to have more than 3 children for that much of a population growth
0:58 - sweet velvety muppet love, apparently
We're at just about 7,800,000,000 people.
Almost there!
WE MADE IT TO 8
To anyone watching today and who hasn't noticed yet, we passed 8 billion in November 2022 :)
omg heath aka randy is a good singer
yeah...they didnt see the slow down that would come in thist ime...the future for them.
being a little optimistic about the 7 billion brains don't you think?
Lol ... Very funny. Putting you down for '1.33'.
"World population has reached 8 billion on November 15, 2022 according to the United Nations."
Welp.
i like thiese guys, i really do, but thiese post-[some tv show] seem to be missing some rehersal or something, i've heard thiese songs on the album they've done (which is just audio from a stand up show) and on there it sounds much more routined and polished.
I dunno about 7 billion brains….
Twins count. They have faces too you know. Unless they are conjoined and are stuck together at the face. (Unlikely)
This was aired on my birthday!
lmao... love this song
So the 2 billion more nipples have arrived (I assume). Time flies 😢
They forgot heaps of other body parts, but its catchy... (:
7 billion wondering what's it worth!
🤣yea!!! Love it 👍✌️
Can anybody give me the lyric of this song? I need the lyric to do my game. Thanks so much!
Has anyone read inferno by dan brown?
Good book and highly relevent ;)
They never said they were all different.
I am the 242,000th viewer.
thank you for drawing attention to the population issue! its a massive problem that the government is trying to make worse! there is only enough resources in the world for 4 billion people, if everyone is to enjoy a comfortable existance.
Are you suggesting a mass genocide of 3 billion people? Care to volunteer?
+treethreethree hahaha no. i mean that its irresponsible for governments to encourage population growth.
+treethreethree I'll do it
jared diamond has done some interesting studies on this (2018 and there is now 7.5 billion, fucking hell. . . ). if the world consumed everything like north america, the planet could support roughly 1.5 billion, if we consumed everything like a 3rd world country. . . 18 billion lol. so like always, its us westerners that are fucking everything up :D
Dang Thanos, you've been at this for years.
9 billion right now
3 months ago, a comment said it was 7.9 Billion. Either you're wrong or they're wrong and people have been fucking this quarantine.
hahaha
Wouldn't the knees be 14 billion
He sang "pairs of knees", so 7 billion is correct. Otherwise you'd have 4 knees per person... which would be okay if you count elbows as arm knees. ;P
Play at schools
waht even??
That virus joke aged poorly
crap