When You Don’t Take Your Receipt

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  • Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 5 тыс.

  • @jordandcaf
    @jordandcaf 4 года назад +7996

    Its crazy how quickly arguments with yourself can escalate.

  • @espada6002
    @espada6002 4 года назад +7260

    Me: *Doesn't take the receipt*
    The people at the gate: This is where the fun begins

    • @milloissilly
      @milloissilly 4 года назад +21

      .

    • @Breadiot
      @Breadiot 4 года назад +12

      Wait is this a jojo reference because TWAU Dio says this 😂

    • @uncleiroh3497
      @uncleiroh3497 4 года назад +2

      This reminds me of The Noose Song

    • @alexandergrandbell3111
      @alexandergrandbell3111 4 года назад +16

      No it isn't, please just take the receipt, I'm begging yall

    • @thechosenbossk4352
      @thechosenbossk4352 4 года назад +12

      ShawnyDaily it’s originally from Star Wars

  • @mrconemanz
    @mrconemanz 4 года назад +4562

    "MOVE, DAMN!"
    "RECEIPT, DAMN!"
    This actually had me dead

  • @StillTheVoid
    @StillTheVoid 4 года назад +2855

    Moral of the Story:
    Keep
    Yo
    Damn
    Receipts

    • @killianjerrr2176
      @killianjerrr2176 4 года назад +71

      Move, DAMN!!

    • @hero2470
      @hero2470 4 года назад +69

      RECEIPT DAMN

    • @vjgibs
      @vjgibs 4 года назад +49

      @@hero2470 I'M NOT PLAYING THESE GAMES

    • @Lance-of7it
      @Lance-of7it 3 года назад +14

      Don't they only ask for the receipt for unbagged items?

    • @lalitat23
      @lalitat23 3 года назад +9

      True

  • @ToxicSkull0
    @ToxicSkull0 4 года назад +3498

    He’s so good at acting I legit feel like he’s arguing with other people

    • @ok-zb3sf
      @ok-zb3sf 4 года назад +45

      Ikrr😂

    • @indirasolis1891
      @indirasolis1891 4 года назад +18

      same

    • @kingjayXIII
      @kingjayXIII 4 года назад +41

      Fr dawg someone seriously need to start paying mans for this shit

    • @Chahirasworld
      @Chahirasworld 4 года назад +14

      Wait was he talking to himself?
      Whaaaaat !!!

    • @CandyApples4ever
      @CandyApples4ever 4 года назад +11

      ToxicSkull0
      He has brothers. I don’t believe this is the same person.

  • @emilyostertag4045
    @emilyostertag4045 4 года назад +6566

    I love how he doesn't even try to cover up the fact that he's in his house

    • @NDJunction
      @NDJunction 4 года назад +511

      i would be destroyed if he recorded somewhere else

    • @hamzaab3679
      @hamzaab3679 4 года назад +178

      I didn't pay attention that he is in his house 😂😂

    • @blep9529
      @blep9529 4 года назад +57

      It looks like he used a smarttrip card as credit card

    • @cupid297
      @cupid297 4 года назад +37

      Emily Ostertag its his grandma’s 😂

    • @nickelsterling6896
      @nickelsterling6896 4 года назад +219

      That ain’t just his house
      That’s the supermarket
      Clothes store and a school😂 might be more

  • @kelson9125
    @kelson9125 4 года назад +1846

    Lucas: *doesn't have a receipt*
    Security: I'm not playing these games!!!

  • @nylarblx_toxic9229
    @nylarblx_toxic9229 4 года назад +1118

    When his mom tried to get thru 3:04 I laughed so hard

  • @nonichan8829
    @nonichan8829 4 года назад +2296

    “Why are you so strong” 😂

    • @DARKCOREABC123
      @DARKCOREABC123 4 года назад +18

      I am dead 😆😆

    • @No-yt9iv
      @No-yt9iv 4 года назад +43

      *"RELEASE YOUR GRIP"*

    • @aliekbrooks8079
      @aliekbrooks8079 4 года назад +5

      @@No-yt9iv Release your this is this

    • @shamariejaminson4390
      @shamariejaminson4390 4 года назад +14

      So we going to ignore that he slammed the door in his black mama’s face? Mines would have kicked the door down

    • @jamalwilliams5926
      @jamalwilliams5926 4 года назад +2

      @@aliekbrooks8079 "this instant" not this is this

  • @chickennuggetmartinez1926
    @chickennuggetmartinez1926 4 года назад +4173

    "I'm not playing these games!"
    Neighbors: is that Lucas yelling at himself again?

  • @deshanteriley7587
    @deshanteriley7587 4 года назад +2187

    2:05
    "MOVE, DAMN!"
    "RECEIPT, DAMN!"
    😂😂😂🤣

  • @BattyTheBat123
    @BattyTheBat123 4 года назад +624

    2:05 🤣🤣🤣
    "MOVE, DAMN!"
    "RECEIPT, DAMN!"

    • @MichaelFernandez18
      @MichaelFernandez18 4 года назад +29

      “Wait you didn’t buy those!?!?”

    • @BattyTheBat123
      @BattyTheBat123 4 года назад +20

      @@MichaelFernandez18 "No of course I bought them!"

    • @MichaelFernandez18
      @MichaelFernandez18 4 года назад +23

      @@BattyTheBat123 “No he’s tryin rob us”

    • @BattyTheBat123
      @BattyTheBat123 4 года назад +22

      @@MichaelFernandez18 "DON'T YOU LIE TO MY MOM LIKE THAT"

    • @MichaelFernandez18
      @MichaelFernandez18 4 года назад +20

      @@BattyTheBat123 “He’s tryin to do what!?!?

  • @yokoidkcovers925
    @yokoidkcovers925 4 года назад +3351

    “Posted 18 seconds ago”
    Me: Now all I gatta do is wait for it to go on trending

  • @girlpikachu226
    @girlpikachu226 4 года назад +2357

    Me: **doesnt get receipt**
    The person at the exit door: ima stop you right there.

    • @nindroid5606
      @nindroid5606 4 года назад +57

      Stop you violated the law

    • @isaiahf-d846
      @isaiahf-d846 4 года назад +22

      @@nindroid5606 it's been too long since I've seen a good brawl

    • @Aloewaves
      @Aloewaves 4 года назад +15

      *STOP, HAMMER TIME*

    • @BBTMS
      @BBTMS 4 года назад +8

      Costco right there

    • @espada6002
      @espada6002 4 года назад +3

      @@isaiahf-d846 is that a Left 4 Dead reference?

  • @cruisnblastfan9277
    @cruisnblastfan9277 4 года назад +11474

    It's incredible how entertaining it is to watch a man yell at himself

  • @wait1697
    @wait1697 4 года назад +280

    The part where he said: "SURE LET ME BUY THESE, LET ME BUY THESE FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME EVER" I WAS DYING XDDD

  • @potatobugxo
    @potatobugxo 4 года назад +4512

    "Mommy, the man across the street is screaming at himself again..."

    • @yani8172
      @yani8172 4 года назад +222

      "Sweetheart we don't look at people like that.."

    • @archemex6632
      @archemex6632 4 года назад +38

      wait this comment was stolen :L

    • @AwsomeAntwan
      @AwsomeAntwan 4 года назад +74

      @@yani8172 "But mommy he's so funny"

    • @Rockinxsteve
      @Rockinxsteve 4 года назад +16

      Yandere Demon: STOP WITH THIS OVERUSED SHIT

    • @thevaulthunter7242
      @thevaulthunter7242 4 года назад +12

      @@Rockinxsteve TRIGGERED

  • @zoologistvince2664
    @zoologistvince2664 4 года назад +2064

    me: doesnt take receipt
    cashier: *you weren't supposed to do that*

  • @applefarm6126
    @applefarm6126 4 года назад +2564

    Legend says:
    To this day, he's still trying to leave the store.

  • @shinonoren
    @shinonoren 4 года назад +387

    The special sentence:
    *IM NOT PLAYING THESE GAMES!*

    • @ItsK3DDI
      @ItsK3DDI 3 года назад +5

      PBS kids word of the week *am not playing this games*

    • @neppy0021
      @neppy0021 3 года назад

      that ain't a word

    • @neerja112
      @neerja112 3 года назад +2

      that's a sentence

    • @shinonoren
      @shinonoren 3 года назад

      @@neerja112 I fixed it 🤩

    • @neerja112
      @neerja112 3 года назад

      lmao its fine

  • @justicemirasty6056
    @justicemirasty6056 4 года назад +3010

    How does he not lose his voice by yelling so much

    • @naejonmountcastle1175
      @naejonmountcastle1175 4 года назад +49

      Magic.

    • @MiniorinVR
      @MiniorinVR 4 года назад +113

      By resting his voice for a few weeks
      That’s way it takes him a while to upload

    • @suriish3re
      @suriish3re 4 года назад +50

      @@MiniorinVR and change his outfit every 5 seconds for the roleplay

    • @thatonekideveryonehates9933
      @thatonekideveryonehates9933 4 года назад +35

      He probably doesn't record everything in one day. He probably records the parts for one character one day, then does another character the next, and so on, and edits them together.

    • @VAEH._J
      @VAEH._J 4 года назад +6

      I yell and I don't lose my voice I never lose my voice even though I yell alot😁😁

  • @Alteori
    @Alteori 4 года назад +1792

    This LEGIT gave me anxiety

  • @dogwifouthat2990
    @dogwifouthat2990 4 года назад +1460

    Endgame: pretends to be the largest cinematic masterpiece
    This video: features 7 characters

  • @robloxentertainer1586
    @robloxentertainer1586 3 года назад +34

    “DON’T YOU LIE TO MY MOM LIKE THAT” literally you don’t know how much times I have replayed that 😂

  • @FallenSodap
    @FallenSodap 4 года назад +779

    1:45 BRUH HIS GLASSES FELL OFF 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @heartfulbreeze6801
      @heartfulbreeze6801 4 года назад +23

      Lmaoo

    • @KazeyKrazy
      @KazeyKrazy 4 года назад +19

      @@heartfulbreeze6801 he will never release again

    • @kirbykitu
      @kirbykitu 3 года назад +8

      Lmao 🤣

    • @shiloh1306
      @shiloh1306 3 года назад +7

      Your glasses falling off because of anything scares tf out of me cos I thnk they finna break 😳

    • @ooopaloopas3873
      @ooopaloopas3873 3 года назад +4

      I ain't notice that 😂

  • @Bilhz
    @Bilhz 4 года назад +888

    *”LET GO!”*
    *”I WILL NOT!”*
    *”WHY YOU SO STRONG?!”*

    • @NDJunction
      @NDJunction 4 года назад +42

      Literally me every time i'm in a battle with a small child trying to take something of mine

    • @Bilhz
      @Bilhz 4 года назад +12

      ND Junction this is so relatable 💀

    • @DylanBegazo
      @DylanBegazo 4 года назад +5

      ND Junction feels so good to overpower like that. Lol

    • @DylanBegazo
      @DylanBegazo 4 года назад +1

      UserBG Yes. I like the way you think 😂

    • @ezioauditore6371
      @ezioauditore6371 4 года назад +13

      RELEASE YOUR GRIP!
      RELEASE YOURS, THIS INSTANT!!
      LOOK I'M NOT PLAYING THESE GAMES!!
      GODDAMN!!
      *gives pants*😂😂😂😂

  • @wait_uh
    @wait_uh 4 года назад +327

    Me: *doesnt take receipt*
    Cashier: Rest In Peace

  • @madmuziq
    @madmuziq 4 года назад +43

    "Alright, here you go. I hope you have a nice-"
    "Whatever." 💀😂

  • @nitro3307
    @nitro3307 4 года назад +581

    Customer: "why you so strong!?!"
    Cashier: "release your grip!!"
    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @winterthompson3318
    @winterthompson3318 4 года назад +354

    2:05 is how everyone really feels when you stop in front of someone and can’t move to the side cause they move to the side as well 😂

  • @letthehuntbegin7295
    @letthehuntbegin7295 4 года назад +839

    3:46
    When you find 10 dollars...

    • @speedy035
      @speedy035 4 года назад +26

      😂😂💀

    • @jeo5056
      @jeo5056 4 года назад +14

      😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @Alleging
      @Alleging 4 года назад +9

      😂😂😂

    • @xoxo6001
      @xoxo6001 4 года назад +10

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @thoroof9733
      @thoroof9733 4 года назад +1

      haha -ded-

  • @CoreRealm
    @CoreRealm 4 года назад +197

    Lucas:"WHY ARE YOU SO STRONG?"
    Cashier: *Because I'm hulk*

    • @Sayaka16-v7l
      @Sayaka16-v7l 3 года назад

      @Juan Jose Alejo Timana yeah that's the point

  • @NellielGrimmjow
    @NellielGrimmjow 4 года назад +2739

    Mom: HE TRYING TO DO WHAT!? *Belt appears in hand*
    Son: CLOSE THE DOOR! *Slams it shut*
    😭😂😂😂 This is how we all feel

  • @pennytrui1149
    @pennytrui1149 4 года назад +929

    Me: doesn't take receipt
    Cashier: *I'm about to ruin this man's whole day*

  • @solicexfourn3524
    @solicexfourn3524 4 года назад +3372

    me: doesnt take the receipt
    cashier: *so you have chosen death.*
    edit: haha

  • @diegowrestling8176
    @diegowrestling8176 4 года назад +69

    3:05
    My face when the teacher announces homework for the weekend 🤣

  • @rivenacesu
    @rivenacesu 4 года назад +300

    Y’all remember when he got flown out and played these games

  • @yeyeye4538
    @yeyeye4538 4 года назад +1874

    Me: doesn’t take receipt. Cashier: that wasn’t very cash money of you.

    • @L1yan1gy
      @L1yan1gy 4 года назад +3

      Omg I luv naruto!!!

    • @yeyeye4538
      @yeyeye4538 4 года назад

      Ani Garcia Hii

    • @NellielGrimmjow
      @NellielGrimmjow 4 года назад +1

      And I love Bleach

    • @Nabee_H
      @Nabee_H 4 года назад

      this comment has 666 likes im scared to like it

    • @thatoneweeb3169
      @thatoneweeb3169 4 года назад

      That wasn’t very plus ultra of you.

  • @johnmivule-novabow8143
    @johnmivule-novabow8143 4 года назад +217

    When you don't take the receipt
    Cashier: *_I'M NOT PLAYING THESE GAMES_*

  • @kirbykitu
    @kirbykitu 4 года назад +472

    “Do we have a problem here?”...
    *O-o “No not at all!”*
    😂😂

  • @imnotreal2941
    @imnotreal2941 4 года назад +181

    I’m not playing these-
    *HOODIES*
    Me: *shook*

  • @LogansDarling
    @LogansDarling 4 года назад +407

    That “Hoodies” caught me off guard, I’m shook.

    • @manoharhungund4880
      @manoharhungund4880 4 года назад +1

      I didn't get it?

    • @moya3729
      @moya3729 4 года назад +3

      @@manoharhungund4880 they're talking about the intro

  • @lt.wolf23
    @lt.wolf23 4 года назад +225

    Me: doesn’t take receipt
    Cashier: AVENGERS ASSEMBLE

  • @zacksmith1276
    @zacksmith1276 3 года назад +17

    2:05
    "MOVE DAMN!!"
    "RECIPT DAMN!!"
    had me dead. 😂

  • @aestheticrxse4739
    @aestheticrxse4739 4 года назад +2300

    Legends say he still didn’t find his receipt.

  • @Pixiesfairiedust
    @Pixiesfairiedust 4 года назад +194

    Dear god I’m literally getting second hand anxiety while watching this.

  • @KristinRorie
    @KristinRorie 4 года назад +71

    3:49
    Thats the "I'm going to end this man's whole career" moment 🤦‍♀️

  • @chaseisdaddy5867
    @chaseisdaddy5867 4 года назад +31

    "MOVE... DAMN!"
    "RECEIPT, DAMN!"

  • @BN-xo3hp
    @BN-xo3hp 4 года назад +50

    "Why you so strong?!"
    "Oh *_g a w d_* close the door" 😂💀

  • @balestanisovski
    @balestanisovski 4 года назад +341

    The Dislikes are from people that are playing these games

  • @memewillard5604
    @memewillard5604 4 года назад +36

    I’m a simple man
    “HARDSTOP LUCAS uploaded....”
    I click

  • @indiras3452
    @indiras3452 4 года назад +63

    when 1:34-1:47 came up while I was on break, I choked on my frappe from laughing.

  • @obisidian9243
    @obisidian9243 4 года назад +104

    I swear this dudes voice is gonna be non existent after all that screaming

  • @cookiecartoonz5232
    @cookiecartoonz5232 4 года назад +101

    Lucas: *Makes merch*
    me: ah it’s time to rob a bank

  • @zirszah
    @zirszah 4 года назад +1185

    Me: Doesn't take the receipt and walks out the door
    People in the front of Walmart: wait that's illegal

    • @BBTMS
      @BBTMS 4 года назад +26

      Employees at the exit of Costco:

    • @justinnuah550
      @justinnuah550 4 года назад +10

      Cireaya Leffridge and Sam Club🤣🤣

    • @electrokinesis_9729
      @electrokinesis_9729 4 года назад +1

      So if I don't take my receipt, I'll have to buy it again?
      Cause I don't like taking receipts.

    • @zirszah
      @zirszah 4 года назад +3

      @@electrokinesis_9729 I can't tell if your being serious or not

    • @BBTMS
      @BBTMS 4 года назад +1

      @@electrokinesis_9729 no at Walmart you don't have to rebuy your stuff but you have to have it. And in Costco you cant leave the store without it

  • @agtv3343
    @agtv3343 4 года назад +2590

    He looks like a loner, who actually enjoys being lonely 😂

  • @CoastalKite
    @CoastalKite 4 года назад +311

    Lucas, never leave this house. Even once that sweet RUclips money starts rolling in, you just keep being you 👊🏿

    • @SSJDREADLOCSTER
      @SSJDREADLOCSTER 4 года назад +22

      I love dat house and it ain't even mine

    • @kenyonmckee2268
      @kenyonmckee2268 4 года назад

      SSJDreadlocster does he live there by himself?

    • @SSJDREADLOCSTER
      @SSJDREADLOCSTER 4 года назад +2

      @@kenyonmckee2268 Idk. You're askin' tha wrong person

    • @Jay027
      @Jay027 2 года назад +2

      Looks like he moved

  • @bellakerr5027
    @bellakerr5027 4 года назад +198

    Me throughout the video: “MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS DAVID!”

    • @heyimdaniel3635
      @heyimdaniel3635 4 года назад +2

      Your dope 😂, 👉#caslutnerd

    • @vikcyren481
      @vikcyren481 4 года назад +1

      OMG I saw that.. LIKE LEAVE JOHNNY ALONE!! THEIR HIS SOAPS!! GOD DAMN DAVID!!

  • @Typanion
    @Typanion 4 года назад +892

    I mean he bought them with a card though, so they could verify that he bought those pants even if the cashier is legendarily stupid 😂

    • @royaltinman2226
      @royaltinman2226 4 года назад +85

      The cashier took the second receipt, he was definitely acting dumb on purpose for the extra cash

    • @Aaron123791
      @Aaron123791 4 года назад +27

      Not even that.. Even if he bought with cash the barcode alarm will be disabled.

    • @bruh7402
      @bruh7402 3 года назад +4

      @@royaltinman2226 Facs

    • @laurabliek2474
      @laurabliek2474 3 года назад +5

      You clearly never felt the sheer, enormous spite retail workers feel when a customer is being rude to you. That smile, the way he acted. 100% spite. No doubt

    • @ooopaloopas3873
      @ooopaloopas3873 3 года назад +2

      @@bruh7402 big factz

  • @iloveshinygold
    @iloveshinygold 3 года назад +9

    "MOVE DAMN RECEIPT DAMN" 😂😂😂

  • @JasLamArr91
    @JasLamArr91 4 года назад +156

    I'm actually starting to believe he has clones of himself in his house lol.

    • @estherdoyle4906
      @estherdoyle4906 4 года назад +6

      It's easier to clone than to get real friends xD

  • @funvideofan1625
    @funvideofan1625 4 года назад +187

    2:11 HE’S TRYING TOO DO WHAT!?!?!?!

    • @cattymouse4996
      @cattymouse4996 4 года назад +25

      OH GOD, CLOSE THE DOORS

    • @MichaelFernandez18
      @MichaelFernandez18 4 года назад +7

      @@cattymouse4996 ok now look let’s just talk this out

    • @BoyMadeOfCardBoard
      @BoyMadeOfCardBoard 4 года назад +4

      @@MichaelFernandez18 I dont talk if i dont see receipts

    • @Davis...
      @Davis... 4 года назад +4

      @@BoyMadeOfCardBoard but you just spoke though

    • @cascxdee
      @cascxdee 4 года назад +1

      @@Davis... S-SHUT UP YKNOW THATS NOT GONNA HELP YOU LEAVE RIGHT?

  • @takada7126
    @takada7126 4 года назад +83

    :Move damn!
    :Receipt Damn!
    lmfao😆

  • @연어-x7r
    @연어-x7r 4 года назад +19

    *I JUST LOVE HOW HE MAKES HIS SERIOUS-WHO IS THIS GUY FACE*

  • @Dillw2ls
    @Dillw2ls 4 года назад +54

    HUH I NOT PLAYING THESE GAMES
    Me finna dance to the intro:
    Lucas: HOODIES
    Me:wtf

  • @ShaneBrewsterYT
    @ShaneBrewsterYT 4 года назад +52

    2:11 HES TRYING TO DO WHAT?!?!
    Killed me lmao😂

  • @lunarspace1196
    @lunarspace1196 4 года назад +91

    "Move damn!!!"
    "Receipt damn!!!"

    • @zacksmith1276
      @zacksmith1276 3 года назад +4

      @Angel Polanco no Of course I bought those

    • @zacksmith1276
      @zacksmith1276 3 года назад +1

      @Augustine Blythe DON'T YOU LIE TO MY MOM LIKE THAT!

  • @EmmanIntac
    @EmmanIntac 4 года назад +24

    2:43: When someone asks Phineas (and Ferb) if he's too young to do something

  • @nathanbradshaw22
    @nathanbradshaw22 4 года назад +183

    Customer: doesn't take the receipt
    Cashier: you fool
    Security: a soul for a soul
    Customer: I don't feel so good

    • @heyimdaniel3635
      @heyimdaniel3635 4 года назад

      Your awesome dope, lmao 👉 #caslutnerd

  • @maskiiofficial3345
    @maskiiofficial3345 4 года назад +199

    nobody:
    smart people: *stops playing those games*

  • @vishnunair7623
    @vishnunair7623 4 года назад +67

    Receipt: I am gonna end this man's whole bank balance

  • @twentyseven7775
    @twentyseven7775 3 года назад +26

    It's unbelievable how entertaining it is to watch a man yell at himself.

  • @indirasolis1891
    @indirasolis1891 4 года назад +312

    “hold up, wait let me see those pants.”
    “wait why?! let go of my pants!”
    “sir i need to see them!”
    “just tell me why!”
    “I need to check the pants!”
    “check them for what?!”
    “give me the pants!”
    “let go!”
    “I will not!”
    “why you so strong?!”
    “release yo grip!”
    “release yours this instant!”
    “look i'm not playing these games!!!”
    “god damn!”
    that's my favorite part 😂

    • @xoxo6001
      @xoxo6001 4 года назад +2

      😂😂😂

    • @xoxo6001
      @xoxo6001 4 года назад +4

      1:34

    • @dipuk.p5431
      @dipuk.p5431 4 года назад +3

      Who's are the extra hands?

    • @manipulator3065
      @manipulator3065 4 года назад

      The perfect script for a rape video.

    • @mieindie
      @mieindie 4 года назад

      thank for this i'm blind and deaf so i dont know what this video is about

  • @-aria2620
    @-aria2620 4 года назад +46

    2:05-------2:15 this part🤣🤣🤣😂

  • @davidhrab7508
    @davidhrab7508 4 года назад +25

    1:58 - 2:15 I've never seen so much tension in a skit before, my blood started to boil just from watching

    • @henrytawnn8694
      @henrytawnn8694 4 года назад +5

      I know, man. It was stressful watching this. Funny though. Unless it's food or something, I always take my receipt. You never know.

  • @beryreby6517
    @beryreby6517 4 года назад +1249

    *"He's just try to what!?"*
    *"Oh god close the doors!!"*
    It Gets me everytime🤣🤣🤣
    Edit : Thank You Guys So Much For The Likes!

  • @Mixmax6121
    @Mixmax6121 4 года назад +50

    0:32 my guy doesnt even take the card back 😂

  • @maxwellvelickovic7502
    @maxwellvelickovic7502 4 года назад +443

    “Do we have a problem”
    Lucas: looked scared

    • @nickelsterling6896
      @nickelsterling6896 4 года назад +8

      Maxwell Velickovic well damn
      Lucas almost broke his neck just to look up at the guy so it’s understandable😂

    • @depth6262
      @depth6262 4 года назад

      Which Lucas?

    • @hazejaleel9899
      @hazejaleel9899 4 года назад

      @@depth6262 the loud one

    • @depth6262
      @depth6262 4 года назад

      Smashedtulip099 THEYRE ALL LOUD!

    • @hazejaleel9899
      @hazejaleel9899 4 года назад

      ShadowMydaG I KNOW YOU'RE NOT YELLING IN MY DAMN HOUSE

  • @elena5804
    @elena5804 4 года назад +1616

    Lucas neighbors be like: our neighbor is yelling at the top of his lungs again...
    Edit: Omg can't believe how many likes bruh 👀

    • @raysmith1583
      @raysmith1583 4 года назад +31

      Lucas neighbors be like when will they learn he's not playing games

    • @y0u-
      @y0u- 4 года назад

      Lol

    • @panchote380
      @panchote380 4 года назад +1

      How original

    • @YariAbigailX3
      @YariAbigailX3 4 года назад

      1960's 😔😔😔

    • @elena5804
      @elena5804 4 года назад +3

      @@raysmith1583 they're probably scared of him now lmaoo

  • @Gemsverse
    @Gemsverse 3 года назад +13

    “DON’T YOU LIE TO MY MOM LIKE THAT”
    Mom: “HE TRYING TO DO WHAT?!”
    Lucas: *”OH GOD! CLOSE THE DOOR”*

  • @deirdrebrennan1796
    @deirdrebrennan1796 4 года назад +2943

    Lucas: *doesn’t take the receipt*
    Security: ..So you’ve chosen death.
    Edit; guys Ik this isn’t an original comment lol I just thought it’d be funny to use it (sorry to offend you)

  • @JimHim0506
    @JimHim0506 4 года назад +46

    Damn when it's 2020 and people still saying "FIRST"

    • @mikumika3819
      @mikumika3819 4 года назад +2

      @Khamani Champagne harambe memes died at the tail end of 2016 *SO WHY CAN'T* "first" *JOKES* *AND SANS JOKES DIE TOO ALREADY?*

  • @RainbowsOnEVERYTHING
    @RainbowsOnEVERYTHING 4 года назад +357

    “I don’t talk if I don’t see a receipt”
    “But you just spoke”
    *instant stuttering*

    • @kingjayXIII
      @kingjayXIII 4 года назад +1

      😂🤣

    • @kabirgupta9700
      @kabirgupta9700 4 года назад

      If I did this with my parents I’d be dead by the time I said “but you-“

  • @mateomosquera5873
    @mateomosquera5873 4 года назад +39

    0:57 when someone sees i did not pay other times

  • @ManWithMillionNames
    @ManWithMillionNames 4 года назад +24

    Me: Reads receipt
    Receipt: I AINT PLAYING THESE GAMES

  • @TiaMars.
    @TiaMars. 4 года назад +153

    1:05 That was hilarious the way he looked up 😂😂😘

  • @c4frag
    @c4frag 4 года назад +117

    Me: Turns up volume to hear
    Lucas: yells at top of his llungs
    Me: The whole house shakes
    Litreally everyone else: wOow what WaS THat

  • @SSKuleDe
    @SSKuleDe 4 года назад +35

    when she flashes you: 1:06

  • @drew-ts9xz
    @drew-ts9xz 4 года назад +35

    *Me explaining to my mom that I can’t pause an online game.*

    • @cameron6637
      @cameron6637 4 года назад +6

      Mom: PAUSE IT
      Me: I CANT
      Mom:JUST PAUSE IT

    • @drew-ts9xz
      @drew-ts9xz 4 года назад +2

      SharpCopper33 facts

    • @cameron6637
      @cameron6637 4 года назад

      @@drew-ts9xz Lol

  • @SirBooskie
    @SirBooskie 4 года назад +16

    Imagine arguing with yourself for almost 5 minutes

  • @vAqeii
    @vAqeii 4 года назад +37

    *The cashier making excuses like:*

  • @Lakakalallalalalalakak
    @Lakakalallalalalalakak 4 года назад +8

    It’s amazing how he switches outfits and he plays the parts himself-

  • @evastickler3298
    @evastickler3298 4 года назад +25

    I think this falls within the genre “hilarious anxiety”

  • @asiamonet8057
    @asiamonet8057 4 года назад +18

    Moral of the story is, always say yes to your receipts kids.

  • @chasesburner
    @chasesburner 4 года назад +326

    Is anyone else watching this video with their “I’m not playing These Games!!!” Hoodie on?!?! Because I know that I am!!!

    • @-adolfo-
      @-adolfo- 4 года назад +20

      I don't have the hoodie 😭😭

    • @droopy2088
      @droopy2088 4 года назад +16

      Too broke😔✌

    • @xeecstasy3183
      @xeecstasy3183 4 года назад +6

      wow I didn’t know there was hoodies and I’ve watched is videos for a long time 😬😭😂 I kind of feel bad now.

    • @octaviius
      @octaviius 4 года назад +8

      Do you have the receipt for that hoodie, John???

    • @cukoococo7698
      @cukoococo7698 4 года назад +10

      Ummm I can't get a hoodie because I have a medical problem called......
      *BROKE-ITIS*
      It can be fatal.

  • @Koufomania06
    @Koufomania06 4 года назад +13

    "Look I don't talk if I don't see receipts."
    "But you just spoke tho."
    "E- e- d- SHUT UP!"

  • @cupofjoe2562
    @cupofjoe2562 4 года назад +78

    Me: *Goes to store, buys 1 thing*
    Cashier: "Here's your receipt" *hands me a mile long receipt*

  • @prisonmike3925
    @prisonmike3925 4 года назад +420

    Me: doesnt take receipt
    Costco employee at exit: *so you have chosen death*

    • @Thebeauty8711
      @Thebeauty8711 4 года назад +3

      Lol you rlly copied someone’s comment .

    • @chocolatesensei5648
      @chocolatesensei5648 4 года назад +1

      That joke has chosen death

    • @steezyastro
      @steezyastro 4 года назад +2

      Prison Mike : Copied the original comment
      Person who commented the original joke : _So you have chosen,_ *death*

    • @NellielGrimmjow
      @NellielGrimmjow 4 года назад +1

      If your gonna copy a comment... Don't do it white only a few comments posted so urs would be easily detected try thinking at least next time if you can't be original..

  •  4 года назад +6

    Never dissappoints me with these bangers 😂

  • @duckinabanimation6910
    @duckinabanimation6910 4 года назад +55

    Legends say he's still stuck in the store.