Reading Singapore's Nastiest Confessions
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- Опубликовано: 7 дек 2021
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THANK YOU TO ALL WHO SUBMITTED A STORY.
I'll be reading more stories live on twitch.tv/thesneakysushii tomorrow evening - 9th December. Come hang :))
Once i have enough space on my phone to redownload twitch, sure
what time man
WHAT TIME DADDY
@@Char_ine eh probably around 8PM? I'll announce on Instagram
This is painful
plot twist: he made multiple alt accounts and all this confessions was his life story.
lmfao
sus
sus indeed
Shhh *pulls out gun* no one can realise
he liked the comment implying he agrees with the statement
The last guy was a man of culture respect to him for landing that Jojo reference in the middle of Gawk Gawk 9000 premium
Yo, I haven't upgraded my gawk gawk, I've had it for 5 years now the Gawk Gawk model 6900.
Next 7 Deadly sins reference lol
fr
Gawk Gawk 9000 Deluxe Premium*
She's a girl and respect to that bf
People are so creative when talking about embarrassing stories like “gawk gawk 9000 premium deluxe” type shit
Wow
😂
Gotta clean my eyes and ears now
And your history
I can clean it for of it's not free but I give 69% off since Christmas is coming, ray~
Nice.
@lol joe mama too
@@xueqiannnn wtf how young are you
as a person that loves reading and have a great vivid imagination, this video is truly utterly horrifying 😟
The first story was quite horrifying for me. I couldn’t even imagine that like I usually do.
When the 4 inch guy meets the 6 hour guy,they will be the strongest duo in SG
Damn.
so I was curious how bad is 4 inch in SG so I googled it and turned out.... SG average is 4.5
@@chandratan5542 It's 4.6 but there is not much difference.
Lmfaooo
@@lemon2524 kesiann woor
“The nut wasn’t even that good”
That was so funny
POV: You're Shinji in EoE
@@FormaCodex_5-7 Oh no not that😨
my favorite line here is at 5:43 where he calls the op 'stupid b***h', which i don't know why made me laugh so much.
Redditor.
Me too lol
i can't stop looking at the brown stain on the roller blinds behind you while you're reading the poop story
Damn.
I like that he doesn't censor anything. Makes it fresh
Unlike her golden droplets I guess
@@kipchickensout💀
This channel is probably M18+
I had farted on someone who is sleeping on the mrt priority seat. I was just leaning on the glass panel but because of eating a mala earlier the day and buay tahan, i just released a silent killer. She woke up in an instant and i start the acting of rubbing my nose and looking annoyed at the fat primary school boy in front of me. She took the bait and said loudly to that boy : "You fart so smelly you know boy!".
The boy turn around and looking puzzled then embarrased, he hurriedly alight the next station while rubbing his eyes.
Then, i look at that woman and said: "Kids nowadays.."
She just nodded with that still annoyed face. Because it still smelled strong.
HAHAHAHA NOOOO
I feel bad for that kid
Wow great save-
Lord have mercy😭
Goat tier scapegoating.
Honestly, why didn't the other people help her close the door instead of fricking starin
They were enjoying the golden experience.
It was their golden ticket to the chocolate factory, every successful swing sends out product to the audience.
Free show why deny
Damn.
@@adanchan6855 is that a jojo reference?
The second story shows why I will always face the door LOL, like even if the door opens you have the chance of slamming it back other than only knowing when somebody calls out to you.
Yeahh, ikr! Back then when im in secondary school, 2 of 4 doors was broken and they cant be locked, i have to stretch one hand out while releasing my "golden droplets" in case someone pushes the door to check if anyone is in so they can pee🥲
@@xinn9108 adftygfghghjj omg
That last guy was a keeper man. Never make fun of a man that watches jojo and makes references of the show
God: Reads 1st story
God has left the chat
Damn.
not even god can save that poor child
@@lemon2524 this is your 2nd damn I see on this comment section
@@JaMes-bu5ic not gonna lie, I'm imagining way worse things than that towards _my_ sister
@@Piostephanie Yes.
GAWK GAWK 9000 DELUXE PREMIUM. hell yeah! This video is plainly simple but the last story really made me LOLed. I salute you, keep it up with these funny vibes!
My guess is she wanted to avoid the splash back as her golden droplets perform a face palm against the water, so she decided to face the wall...?
Isn’t it normal to face the wall...?
Lmao very interesting topic. Imma leave a comment here so I get notification whenever a new comment comes.
It's disgusting to squat on a squat toilet facing towards the wall, because the pot hole is right under your face and nose(better avoid it at all cost). And it was a female right, the angle of pee would direct aim at the pot hole full of dirty water, resulting the water mixed with pee and poo all sprinkle and splash all over your body, face and everything. The story seems well thought to be real, the common S and physics are missing though.
@@iamreaper737 but if you face the door and when you pee the ceramic will splash ur pee onto you instead. If you face the wall and pee into the hole it wont splash cus the pipe is deep enough for the pee to not splash onto you
I think most people will enter the toilet, close the door, then face the wall and squat lah. Since that's where the head of the toilet sink is, where the flush is at. He made it sound like facing the wall is not normal for anyone, lol.
How can one person even think of lecturing someone that have just literally shat in their pants while running 💀 what is there to lecture about
"Next time, just wait in the toilet until the shit comes out. I am more than happy to wait than to pick up your shit trail from the road to your condo...."
@@huaiwei spot on 😭
i was enjoying my bread as a snack while watching... until it got to the pee & poop story confessions... i stopped the video, finished my bread, & continued watching.
I did exactly the same while eating my bowl of yogurt mixed with chocolate-flavoured protein powder with bananas and blueberries....
Same here 😭🖐️
@@huaiwei lol the details
@@flora8834 detailing*
Middle class showoffs
The first confession is a big alabama moment
Damn.
nothing beats his previous dreary confessions vid tho
@@nandhithahari take me homeee...
Please do more of these, I love them
this video is way more detailed than it needs to be. My whole dictionary is gonna change after watching this.
Kudos to last guy, true man of culture.....
the first confession in a nutshell: 🎶SWEET HOME ALABAMAAA🎶
The second story: shitting while running back home.
Me: *ah yes that totally didn't happen to me when i was 8*
Lol
The worst that happened to me is not even that bad. I was 6 (idk what grade it is) and the people of my class found an exploit to skip class, they would ask if they could go to the toilet which made made the teacher glitch and let them go out, then they stayed outside and skipped class. To patch that the teacher decided to ban asking for the toilet, I think you know where this is going. The next day, just after a pause, I start wanting to pee, but as I was about to raise my hand I remember what the teacher said. And so I decided to keep it in. I, by some miracle, manage to keep the pee in up until ~5 minutes of the next pause. Sadly, as a volcano keeping raising lava end up exploding, my anaconda realesed a golden geyser which managed to turn my blue pants black as well as doubling the weight of it. I started crying and the teacher ran to me and said "Why didn't you said it ?" "BECAUSE YOU SAID NOT TOO !" "But I would have known if it were true." And then I went to the toilet as everyone was looking at me.
PLEASE DO MORE HAHA THESE ARE SO GOOD
Regarding the facing the wall in the squatting toilet, i too didn’t expect people to face inwards but let’s just say i happen to find out that there are ALOT of people who do that. Personally tried and i quite like it because of the accessibility to the flush hahaha.
That first guy got clowned on so hard lol
i feel so bad for the 2nd one 😭😭😭 NAHHH I WOULD DISAPPEAR
Iv waited for this from years. Again pls
pleasee do more of thiss love it xD
12:11 wasn't expecting that 😂😂
the fact that most if not all the stories were so detailed
This guy is the funniest person i know and no one can change my mind.
know its gonna be a banger 🔥
this video is sooo not dinner friendly. i love it.
I can't just imagine these poor people went through
Good thing I am not the only one who has embarrassing moments...
That last one AHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Just that one random jojo reference out of nowhere
*there’s always time for a jojo’s reference*
Factual
I swear sushi is the god of slipping in sponsors no cap
this was the first video I have watched of yours and what a banger video to find
another video banger 🔥
pls do more of these , thanks
MORE OF THIS!!
That JoJo ref made me literally cry 😂🤣
Glad Sushii got an upgrade on his Fork Mic, very golden and shiny. I approve
That first story...imagine the sister watched this video and just goes " Wait, is it MY phone?"
I swear to god this guy's is literally like the things you want to say when people roast u, "No probably not,NO!"
bruh i just found your channel and you deserve a lot of subs no cap LMAOOOO
Learned a new term. "Bleach my eye socket". Sneaky sushii channel alternative channel for English improvement.
That otaku had a golden experience LOL that giorno theme at the end
I like this series , do more please ahahhaa
10:50 ill remember this story... one of the funniest story i heard
"GOLDEN MOMENT" got me laughing my ass out dudeee !!!!
7:14 Lmao she pooped her pants in the middle of the road? Last time I heard, even just littering a candy wrapper in Singapore will cost you some fine. Imagine that one though...
I think she meant she pooped her pants while standing in the middle of the road, not directly on the road...at least i think so 😅
If she keeps calling you bro...
to Alabama you shall go
-Master Oogway
You throw that phone away. You throw that phone away right now.
Throw it in my direction, please.
Nice
ffs i just discovered your channel and i cannot stop watching your watching your videos immediate sub right here
i already know this video gonna be good when i heard the first story
And then you hear sweet home Alabama playing far in the distance, slowly getting louder
He's like one of the RUclipsrs that actually is funny as hell man
I thought the chilli sauce stain on your wall was some chili stain on my phone. I kept trying to wipe it off... lmao
let’s gooo more good local content
Sushi makes me smile
no idea how this video/channel ended up in my channel feed but as a fellow singaporean, that's hilarious
OMG IS SUSHII BACK WITH THE DAILY UPLOADS??
Omg I've been waiting so long for a part 2 ever since I first watched a similar video to this on sushii's channel (it's reading confessions off a confession acc on insta)
May I just comment that I fucking love "The Sims" soundtrack when you're advertising for Shopback! Hahah, nostalgia.
hahahahhahaha that rero is so damn funny! Jojo is the culture now!
The segue to your sponsor message is… golden.
laughed so hard on that RERO RERO
sushi gettin bread almost every vid now
Started off REALLY strong there!
Pretty sure the rerrorerro episode was taking place in Singapore too 😂😂
BHHAHAHAHAA THEU GUACK GUACK 9000 DELUX PREMIUM AND JOJO REFERENCE WITH THE RERO RERO MADE ME CRY 😂😂
do not watch this while eating i swear I almost vomit HAHAHAHAHAHAH. btw nice video sushii !!
These people need to meet with pope sushii to get themselves cleansed of their sins 😂
Love that Description😏
need a part 2
God I swear these stories are top notch
They are what? English teachers? LOL 😂
I think the third story is more like maybe the grab stopped on the other side of the road, so they have to run to the door
Anything with maplestory music as BGM is a LIKE
3:25 sneaky sushii becomes an english lit teacher
8:06 thats the real golden moment
I love how he has a golden fork holding his mic
Story 2 was so funny🤣🤣
For the last story: I guess one might say she was giving him the golden experience
Dafuq is this sorcery? I just finished another one of your videos about "nasty confessions" and your video just popped up in my notifications lmao
‘you twerking turkey’ is my new go-to insult
Bro has Zero sympathy, Zero restraint to swearing, and Zero reaction XD 💀🔥
Love how he said "HEEEEEEL"
And his eye went up
She'll be dropping some silver droplets for sushi after this video
Jojo reference part too hilarious
"GAWK GAWK 9000 DELUXE" DUDE THIS GOT ME HAHAHAHA
rocking that mischievious kerning city theme
i like how the other thumbnail was “ *my brother came on me* ” and this is “ *my sister made me come on her* “ whoooosh
man has a stand with a mic but still uses the bluetooth mic with a fork
2:10 I believe the term is “sis-con.”