Harry and Paul - Queer - Michael Heseltine - 'Quare'

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  • Опубликовано: 18 окт 2010
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  • @EpicShinyLapras
    @EpicShinyLapras 11 лет назад +185

    The best one by far. Bunny's smile after "incorrigible old queer" is priceless.

    • @kaiserswaghelmii9361
      @kaiserswaghelmii9361 2 года назад +9

      @@andymerrett Well if it sounds like a word, it looks like a word and it's on televishhhhun,
      then I'd suspect that it's probably a frightful old word.

  • @Mr.BednaR
    @Mr.BednaR 3 года назад +81

    "That would militate somewhat against him being a queer" what a sentence. God-tier gold.

    • @davebellamy4867
      @davebellamy4867 8 месяцев назад +2

      I would have thought they would have said "mitigate" but "militate" maybe fits. They could both be used.
      "Being a good shot could militate or mitigate somewhat against his being a quare."

  • @heathcotepursuit8
    @heathcotepursuit8 3 года назад +94

    I expect "probable part time quare" will be an option on the next census.

    • @chrisc5275
      @chrisc5275 Год назад +1

      An option on the next census and compulsory for the one after!

    • @jeffstone2136
      @jeffstone2136 11 месяцев назад +3

      Stevie Wonder's hit single 'Part Time Quare' was probably inspired by this.

    • @eamonahern7495
      @eamonahern7495 9 месяцев назад

      Lol! 😂

    • @stormbringerseven8288
      @stormbringerseven8288 4 месяца назад

      😂😂😂

  • @vtr0104
    @vtr0104 2 года назад +87

    My favourite part watching this is that they're never offensive to Bunny, they're all just friends and he's just the more knowledgeable one about these matters.

    • @TheHorseOutside
      @TheHorseOutside 2 года назад +6

      Token gay but he's actually respected

    • @jonb5974
      @jonb5974 Год назад +4

      They do call him a stupid old queer but you can tell it's with love

    • @davebellamy4867
      @davebellamy4867 8 месяцев назад +2

      Oh they were pretty cruel in the Angela Merkel sketch.

    • @markhartfield8186
      @markhartfield8186 4 дня назад +1

      So many part timers in parliament. Even now. 😂

  • @Eatcrow
    @Eatcrow 3 года назад +36

    The old men’s big ears is fucking genius 😯

  • @StewartNicolasBILLYCONNOLLY
    @StewartNicolasBILLYCONNOLLY 9 лет назад +243

    Paul Whitehouse...one of the greatest comedy talents of the last hundred years!

    • @jez4969
      @jez4969 7 лет назад +13

      couldn't do it without whitehouse.

    • @Viartis
      @Viartis 6 лет назад +8

      It's true that Housey is a great comedy talent - but he's very probably quare.

    • @Viartis
      @Viartis 6 лет назад +10

      It's always nice to see Enfield and Housey together on television. It's good to see an openly quare couple doing so well.

    • @starwarsroo2448
      @starwarsroo2448 4 года назад +8

      They're both absolutely hilarious and really good actors who

    • @simonatford1
      @simonatford1 4 года назад +28

      Certainly in the last 40,45 years anyway

  • @Tim091
    @Tim091 Год назад +7

    Wouldn't get away with this on TV now just 13 years later!

  • @legioncharlie1476
    @legioncharlie1476 Год назад +8

    “I don’t think I shall sleep at all tonight!” Priceless!

  • @Viartis
    @Viartis 6 лет назад +40

    It's always good to see Harry and Paul on television. It's nice to see an openly quare couple doing so well.

    • @Kris.G
      @Kris.G 3 года назад +17

      They probably quare together when cameras aren't shooting and wives aren't looking like a couple of probable quares.

    • @drewyStyla
      @drewyStyla 2 года назад +15

      Harry & Paul have been Quare together for forty to forty-five years..

    • @TheWardagh
      @TheWardagh Год назад +2

      @@drewyStyla 😂😂😂

  • @marshalllucky
    @marshalllucky 5 лет назад +32

    Enfield and Whitehouse are the greatest comedy double act ever !

  • @Captain_Rhodes
    @Captain_Rhodes 10 лет назад +42

    when they mark the newspapers in red it just cracks me up

  • @AlexandraStarr1974
    @AlexandraStarr1974 6 лет назад +32

    Bring back this sort of telly, ill start watching it again =)

  • @mark-j-adderley
    @mark-j-adderley 3 года назад +75

    As a kwear myself, I find this highly offensive, I think.
    I might have to ask Bunny.
    BUNNY ?!

  • @brunomarseille7357
    @brunomarseille7357 6 лет назад +68

    *OH YES, I'M AN INCORRIGIBLE OLD QUAAAREEEE...*

  • @johndrover6005
    @johndrover6005 3 года назад +19

    Never gets old and goes under the PC radar! 👊🏼

    • @missydee6085
      @missydee6085 2 года назад +4

      It sounds like you don't understand satire. Are you a quare?

    • @samshorto5433
      @samshorto5433 2 года назад +1

      You know this is taking the piss out of posh old gits gossiping about irrelevance and not at all about quares, don't you?

  • @krisscanlon4051
    @krisscanlon4051 4 года назад +8

    I cry everytime he says "however" it cracks me up every time ...never fails LOL probably my favorite one of the lot!

  • @danielw5850
    @danielw5850 Год назад +21

    The only man I knew of, called Bunny was N.M. "Bunny" Roger (1911-1997) and he was indeed a "Quare" and like many, did his bit in WW2.
    In Normandy (1944) there were reports of him leading his Rifle Company in the attack, with a green chiffon scarf around his neck; when later asked about the war, he once replied, "My dear, the people, the noise!" :)

  • @Keeleysound
    @Keeleysound 3 года назад +8

    Whoever uploaded this is probably a quare. Since watching it I myself have realised I'm a frightful quare and now I'm quare-ing away like Billyo.

  • @UCHOOZEfreeForever
    @UCHOOZEfreeForever 11 лет назад +51

    Yes, the little cameos from Charlie Higson in these "Is he a Quare" sketches really are the icing on the cake of two brilliant central performances by Harry & Paul, aren't they?
    I liked his comment: "Perhaps Hislop and Attenborough quare away together when the cameras aren't rolling" lol

  • @pattayalob
    @pattayalob 12 лет назад +15

    I wish that "they" would put these gems on again. It's ages since Harry and Paul have been on the telly.

    • @mikeboosh8776
      @mikeboosh8776 3 года назад +9

      They had a hissy fit about Little Britain, imagine the outrage about 2 elderly upper class white men deciding who is or isn't quare... The quares would go ballistic.

  • @CubeCyclone
    @CubeCyclone 13 лет назад +18

    "...Does your wife mind you quaring away ?"

  • @AthelstanEngland
    @AthelstanEngland 2 года назад +9

    Love the fact they don't care at all if he is a qware, but just want to know if he is indeed a qware or not.

  • @Mysterywhiteboy78
    @Mysterywhiteboy78 6 лет назад +42

    Johnny Depp once said Whitehouse was the best actor he had ever seen :)

    • @chrisbirch4150
      @chrisbirch4150 6 лет назад +10

      changed his mind once he saw Charlie Higson's performance as Bunnie :)

    • @georgepadgett
      @georgepadgett 3 года назад +1

      Johnny Depp gets abused by a stupid Hollywood actress so I don't think his opinion is worth jackshit

    • @starwarsroo2448
      @starwarsroo2448 3 года назад +4

      Johnny Depp is on television

    • @paperchain1239
      @paperchain1239 3 года назад +1

      Jonny Depp is a very clever one.

    • @mikeboosh8776
      @mikeboosh8776 3 года назад +14

      Johnny Depp looks like a quare, dresses like a quare, wears his hare like a quare, and has (had) a very attractive wife. He's also on the television. Draw your own conclusions.

  • @hasankazmiACCA
    @hasankazmiACCA 4 года назад +6

    Dislikes are from quares.

  • @adrianh332
    @adrianh332 Год назад +6

    You'd never get away with this type of comedy these days unfortunately.

    • @DavidLS1
      @DavidLS1 Год назад +8

      Because of the big ears?

  • @aarandir
    @aarandir 13 лет назад +63

    On Facebook I repeated this sketch in text about a lecturer in my university. Now my university is up in arms about why I did this. They have no sense of humour and are planning disciplinary action against me. Imagine if Michael Heseltine sued the BBC for broadcasting this show, it would make him look like a right humourless cow. Like the humourless cows at my uni. Bastards.

    • @guitarmike1125
      @guitarmike1125 6 лет назад +7

      A sign of the times.

    • @stevefranklin9176
      @stevefranklin9176 4 года назад +34

      They're probably quare

    • @thecrow7
      @thecrow7 3 года назад +8

      university's are the breading ground of malcontent.. and the liberal left time for a clear out..

    • @slooob23
      @slooob23 3 года назад +13

      Your university sounds like a quare

    • @PetroicaRodinogaster264
      @PetroicaRodinogaster264 3 года назад +3

      steve Apperley I think you mean ' breeding' ....breading is an entirely different thing.

  • @JasonJason210
    @JasonJason210 5 лет назад +19

    Lol - their ears!

  • @jeffstone2136
    @jeffstone2136 11 месяцев назад +2

    That chap Boris Johnson...do you think he's a quare? He has the hair of a quare.

  • @simonatford1
    @simonatford1 7 лет назад +106

    Does he store all the newspapers after he has written on them? Forming a sort of archive of who is and isn't a quare?

    • @mattdavies7398
      @mattdavies7398 7 лет назад +14

      Probably a quare.

    • @Lairdyful
      @Lairdyful 6 лет назад +41

      yes he's been storing them for 40-45 years

    • @starwarsroo2448
      @starwarsroo2448 5 лет назад +2

      Lairdyful i don't know what'w funnier that skiit or this

    • @TheStainlessSteelRat
      @TheStainlessSteelRat 5 лет назад +6

      I expect it is not his newspaper but The Club's and therefore would be archived by The Club.

    • @starwarsroo2448
      @starwarsroo2448 5 лет назад

      Paul Moss one of them is the Telegraph

  • @ChrisM541
    @ChrisM541 Год назад +2

    Quaring away like billy-oh. What will you do in your old age?

  • @AtlasFox
    @AtlasFox 4 года назад +6

    "excellent" at the end

  • @suearengo6839
    @suearengo6839 4 года назад +1

    Stunning...so good!!!

  • @markhartfield8186
    @markhartfield8186 4 дня назад

    Love the old man ears😂

  • @MrThisistooeasy
    @MrThisistooeasy 11 лет назад +24

    no she's happy to let me queer away like billio

  • @calum769
    @calum769 13 лет назад +8

    @wakofish "that would millitate somewhat against him being a quare" lmao, best sketch on the show, just in front of dragons den :)

  • @treemctree
    @treemctree 13 лет назад +1

    So good!

  • @tobychelton
    @tobychelton 13 лет назад +1

    love it!

  • @robwilde855
    @robwilde855 3 года назад

    Just perfection!

  • @sandsideapache
    @sandsideapache 4 года назад

    This is one of the first adverts I have never 'skipped. '

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 11 месяцев назад +2

    Paul Whitehouse doing his best King Charles impersonation.

  • @TheCrusaderRabbits
    @TheCrusaderRabbits 3 года назад +4

    What did I just watch

  • @zenzombie72
    @zenzombie72 13 лет назад +3

    So glad Harry gave back Charlie his job.

  • @vardellsfolly5200
    @vardellsfolly5200 2 года назад +3

    Ιmagine if Paul was Bilbo Baggins, Harry being Gandalf the Grey and Charlie as Tom Bombadil. Exactly this scene, in Shire, talking about quares.

  • @blagojelukic
    @blagojelukic 2 года назад

    Netflix pls do something and bring this 2 again together..BBC is xxxxxed up

  • @christinagreaves7932
    @christinagreaves7932 3 месяца назад

    Lovvvvvvvvvve😂😂😂😂

  • @stewartnicol3028
    @stewartnicol3028 3 года назад +14

    "He is an extremely good shot....." How confusing.

  • @Thebecoolchannel
    @Thebecoolchannel 3 года назад +1

    LOVE THIS. Part time quare. hahahaha!!!

  • @WilliamSmith-mx6ze
    @WilliamSmith-mx6ze 7 месяцев назад

    He ties his Guards tie like a quare.

  • @PeterWoodstorrechianca
    @PeterWoodstorrechianca 10 лет назад +3

    many a true word spoken in jest

  • @UCHOOZEfreeForever
    @UCHOOZEfreeForever 11 лет назад +1

    LOOKS like a quare, SOUNDS like a quare. Put him down as a probable quare, yes.[could go on forever this bit lol]

  • @Andrew-yb1uv
    @Andrew-yb1uv 2 года назад +1

    He's the hair of a quare.

  • @andyfourme4
    @andyfourme4 10 лет назад +5

    When Brendan Behan wrote his play The Quare Fellow, was he ahead of his time?

    • @stevebinning977
      @stevebinning977 3 года назад +1

      If he wrote a play called the Quare Fellow he's probably a quare.

    • @williamclutterbuck6383
      @williamclutterbuck6383 3 года назад +1

      @@stevebinning977 .....of course, when Behan wrote the 'The Quare Fellow', [ 'quare' being the Irish pronunciation of "queer" ] Quare meant 'Strange' or 'Odd' in the colloquial Irish at the time, and not at all a sexual reference,. The play was about the eponymous "Quare" fellow [ who, like Godot, never actually appeared in the play ] but was a prisoner in the condemned cell next door to the main protagonist in the play, who referred to the condemned man throughout as ' De Quare Fella '......In previous times to this [ The Quare Fellow was first staged in the 1950's ] when I was growing up, "Queer" simply meant being 'not feeling well' in the English vernacular of the time; in much the same way as "Gay" simply meant feeling 'happy'....so yes, if he's referred to as a quare, he's probably a quare...so I'll put him down almost certainly as a probably happy quare

  • @mothman411
    @mothman411 11 лет назад +3

    Bunny the quare hare lol

  • @JohnnyDeathKy
    @JohnnyDeathKy 11 лет назад

    QUARE!

  • @Kris.G
    @Kris.G 6 лет назад

    I just discovered that Bunny is one of the guys from "Loadsamoney" song.

  • @0gami1tto
    @0gami1tto 3 года назад +8

    This ain’t mocking homosexuals, it’s mocking homophobes. You’d have to be thick not to get that. They’re arguing over whether his shoes or him being a good shot make him a “quare.”

    • @dolanddrumpf6344
      @dolanddrumpf6344 2 года назад +3

      Can we just enjoy the sketch without having an argument whether something is offensive. Like we did ten years ago when people were less sensitive about everything.

    • @hermanthetosser4219
      @hermanthetosser4219 Год назад +2

      Frightful quare

    • @fintonmainz7845
      @fintonmainz7845 Год назад

      It's not mocking homophobes you quare.

  • @the_katman2181
    @the_katman2181 4 года назад +1

    Bunny!

  • @nsrlegaltech
    @nsrlegaltech 9 месяцев назад

    To to confusing. Indeed!

  • @alanwitton5039
    @alanwitton5039 5 лет назад

    Lmfao! Great comedy

  • @robotatomico83
    @robotatomico83 2 месяца назад

    Quare away like Billy-o

  • @Payne..
    @Payne.. 5 месяцев назад

    "Im an encourageable old quare"

  • @saa82vik
    @saa82vik 3 года назад +2

    31 definitely probable queares.

  • @waynestuntface
    @waynestuntface 10 лет назад +6

    Its not bilio, its Billyo.. as in 'she goes like the billyo' in other words, like hell, very well, very fast, with enthusiasm etc etc

    • @nmaddog4689
      @nmaddog4689 2 года назад

      Thanks for putting that into context, the difference in language and culture can need explaining. Funny, 8 years ago. Can you define grinder? 😂

  • @73dlb
    @73dlb Год назад

    “Excellent”😂

  • @MegaMonkey1013
    @MegaMonkey1013 11 лет назад +4

    Im a part time quare

  • @gan9e
    @gan9e 11 лет назад +4

    Well... if he sounds like a quare and looks like a quare...
    I'm going to put down... probable quare...

  • @imagecollections6665
    @imagecollections6665 3 года назад +1

    Isn't it sad that this would not get on tv nowadays?

    • @1258-Eckhart
      @1258-Eckhart 2 года назад +1

      No, because I haven't got one.

  • @alanwitton5039
    @alanwitton5039 4 года назад +1

    Hilarious

  • @hexonatapeloop
    @hexonatapeloop 11 лет назад

    Can anyone upload the Harry Redknapp one?

  • @richardhawkins4621
    @richardhawkins4621 12 дней назад

    I like the fact that they have massive ears😅

  • @yosufunis
    @yosufunis 12 лет назад +3

    Is Portillo a quare?

    • @stevebinning977
      @stevebinning977 3 года назад +3

      He wears pink trousers and went to Harrow and quared away like Billy oh when he was at University so I should say so.

  • @alanwitton5980
    @alanwitton5980 3 года назад +1

    A part time quare lmfao 🤣🤣

  • @YodaTalksCrap
    @YodaTalksCrap 10 лет назад

    Well he looks like a quare, and he sounds like a frightful quare......

  • @googoogjoobgoogoogjoob
    @googoogjoobgoogoogjoob 3 месяца назад

    I do wish probable part-time quares would stop muddying the water by being good shots. Good grief man, we need some certainties in today's confusing world.

  • @loucipher67
    @loucipher67 9 месяцев назад +1

    today

  • @speakerdestroyer425
    @speakerdestroyer425 11 лет назад

    Three people are 'quares'

  • @vincentreynolds2127
    @vincentreynolds2127 5 лет назад +1

    Bunny.

  • @clivebaxter6354
    @clivebaxter6354 Год назад

    Do you know who I mean by Charles Windsor?

  • @stevebinning977
    @stevebinning977 3 года назад +2

    As someone pointed out Bozo the PM went to Eton so is probably a quare but as he has shagged about for years and left countless sprogs all over the place he is very likely to be a part time quare.

  • @gan9e
    @gan9e 11 лет назад +2

    Jack Whitehall... is he a quare?

    • @TomEasten
      @TomEasten 4 года назад +2

      Yes, I should think he's probably a quare.

  • @Londonfogey
    @Londonfogey 4 года назад

    Shouldn't this be banned for Quarophobia?

  • @illiteratio
    @illiteratio 3 месяца назад +1

    However, he is an extremely good shot. And that would militate somewhat against him being a quare.

  • @tomasinacovell4293
    @tomasinacovell4293 4 года назад +1

    Who was or what was the reference to "Billeo", I don't know the proper spelling or language?

    • @KonoShunkan
      @KonoShunkan 4 года назад +1

      It doesn't refer to a person. It's just a variation of phrases such as "like mad", "like crazy", "like hell" (another one is "like nobody's business", which is a good one). Usual spelling is Billy-O, but there are others. It's from the late 1800s, and probably originated in Australia.

    • @tomasinacovell4293
      @tomasinacovell4293 4 года назад +1

      @@KonoShunkan OMG, thanks heeps, mate! :)

    • @KonoShunkan
      @KonoShunkan 4 года назад +1

      @@tomasinacovell4293 You're welcome! It was a good question.

    • @tomkent4656
      @tomkent4656 3 года назад +1

      Could be a reference to the Devil.

    • @msimms-lp5qw
      @msimms-lp5qw 6 дней назад

      Always thought it meant doing something often and quickly, like a quare would

  • @garywallace5602
    @garywallace5602 Год назад

    "He eats pizza with a knife and fork, like a queer."
    "He drinks alcopops through a straw, like a queer."
    "He takes it up the bottom, like a queer."
    "I'll put him down as a confirmed uphill gardening queer!"

  • @ospreybird
    @ospreybird 3 года назад

    :-)

  • @keeperofthecheese
    @keeperofthecheese Год назад

    Whitehouses growl XD

  • @stephenjeffrey9734
    @stephenjeffrey9734 3 года назад

    Is this banned yet ? ..

  • @diffusiventity
    @diffusiventity 12 лет назад

    probably part time quair

  • @anonymoushuman8962
    @anonymoushuman8962 2 года назад

    Quare lol

  • @adamweishaupt2846
    @adamweishaupt2846 6 лет назад

    Paul Whitehouse looks identical to the religious twat Pat Robertson.

  • @nriab23
    @nriab23 3 года назад

    who is playing bunny???

    • @RealIllumin
      @RealIllumin 3 года назад +3

      Charlie Higson.

    • @powderedground78
      @powderedground78 3 года назад

      @@RealIllumin Is Charlie Higson a quare?

    • @RealIllumin
      @RealIllumin 3 года назад +1

      @@powderedground78 He's on TV AND he's married. So yes probably a quare. Certainly looks a quare.

    • @kaiserswaghelmii9361
      @kaiserswaghelmii9361 2 года назад

      @@RealIllumin well if he looks like a quare, he's married and he's on televishhhun....
      then he's probably an incorrigible old quare

    • @RealIllumin
      @RealIllumin 2 года назад

      @@kaiserswaghelmii9361 Bunny? You think he's probably an incorrigible old quare don't you?
      Oh yes!

  • @PapaBrejj
    @PapaBrejj 3 года назад +1

    Problehaqware.

  • @albertbrammer9263
    @albertbrammer9263 Год назад

    Never get these sketches.

  • @shotlikka
    @shotlikka 3 года назад

    I feel like im watching the hobbit

  • @Doca
    @Doca 11 лет назад

    Frightful quares.

  • @shmookins
    @shmookins 6 лет назад +1

    I would shave a cardiomyopathic lentiginosis porcupine to get into this club.

    • @eppiehemsley6556
      @eppiehemsley6556 6 лет назад

      I suppose that makes you a... Quare.

    • @shmookins
      @shmookins 6 лет назад +2

      Well, I do look like a quare, and I sound like a quare, and I have an attractive wife like Bunny and he's a quare.

    • @Minotauro_di_Chieti
      @Minotauro_di_Chieti 3 года назад +1

      @@shmookins Excellent! 👌

  • @zaxapitsa
    @zaxapitsa 3 года назад +1

    well, goodness me, this is all too confusing...

  • @tomasinacovell4293
    @tomasinacovell4293 4 года назад

    What's the whole thing with the big ears though, not that it isn't cool, I just wonder how fits into the English humor and lore?

    • @KonoShunkan
      @KonoShunkan 4 года назад +2

      It's a reference (exaggerated, of course) to the fact that as we age our ears get bigger. It can amount to about half an inch, or more in some cases, by the time we reach their age.

    • @tbdkuphk
      @tbdkuphk 3 года назад

      Many European old 'upper class' men tend to actually have ears like that, at least ones appearing on the news or panel shows. Its like sometimes it seems all old guard east European commie leader had enormously bushy eyebrows.

    • @tomasinacovell4293
      @tomasinacovell4293 3 года назад

      @@KonoShunkan NS, believe you, I'll have to read that up! :)

    • @tomasinacovell4293
      @tomasinacovell4293 3 года назад +1

      @@tbdkuphk I guess before you said it I only had more of an unconscious awareness for it. :)

  • @nigelbenton880
    @nigelbenton880 3 года назад

    there actually are people like this

  • @digitaldemocracyai-rob
    @digitaldemocracyai-rob 4 года назад +1

    How di Heseltine not sue....? Unless he was indeed a part time Quare