Sabrina Jalees Stand-Up: It’s Fun Being a Daddy

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  • Опубликовано: 6 ноя 2024

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  • @15.johnsonangel
    @15.johnsonangel 4 года назад +451

    I'M A LADY THAT CALLS HERSELF DADDY! There's a 0% chance I'm not 100% FEMINIST!! 👏👏😆
    Big facts 👌

    • @turklander4582
      @turklander4582 4 года назад +2

      Shut up bitch

    • @spoon3975
      @spoon3975 4 года назад +11

      Fresh Sandwich why don’t you just leave

    • @15.johnsonangel
      @15.johnsonangel 4 года назад +6

      I'm actually more of a pussy 😊😽🐱

    • @15.johnsonangel
      @15.johnsonangel 4 года назад +7

      @@spoon3975 are you guys having sandwich beef? This is kinda weird for me 😳😳

  • @mjjae8122
    @mjjae8122 4 года назад +211

    The straight girls looking uncomfy in the front row were absolutely killing meeeee😂😂😂😂

  • @maimai7073
    @maimai7073 4 года назад +194

    Why does she look like a lesbian kelly clarkson

    • @maimai7073
      @maimai7073 4 года назад +2

      @Bentley Sauder you're welcome lmfaaaaao

    • @lindsayreed7102
      @lindsayreed7102 4 года назад +6

      Lezbe honest, Kelly Clarkson already looks like a lesbian Kelly Clarkson...

    • @maimai7073
      @maimai7073 4 года назад +1

      @@lindsayreed7102 looool you're totally right

    • @L7540
      @L7540 3 года назад +4

      She looks like a more lesbian lesbian kelly clarkson

    • @vincyagain
      @vincyagain 3 года назад

      OMG YOU RIGHT

  • @starcherry6814
    @starcherry6814 4 года назад +134

    She's going to be a great parent!

    • @jordiflores8900
      @jordiflores8900 4 года назад +2

      No shes not Women marriage is 90% failure for divorce two women cant last becouse they cant even handle each Other #onlyfacts

    • @nocando89
      @nocando89 4 года назад +4

      @@jordiflores8900 and I take it you're a woman so would know?

    • @ICantRecognizeCelebrities
      @ICantRecognizeCelebrities 4 года назад +7

      @@jordiflores8900 She specifically said "parent", though? Are divorced parents awful or something?

    • @anaa9245
      @anaa9245 4 года назад +7

      12gauge shorty your Bible is upside down dude

    • @Amandanumnum
      @Amandanumnum 4 года назад +8

      @@jordiflores8900 where do you get your stats bitch

  • @tiffanymariehill8557
    @tiffanymariehill8557 4 года назад +79

    “Sew em to his chest” I’m rolling!

  • @SabzeeS
    @SabzeeS 3 года назад +13

    Awe I love this! She’s hilarious! And blessings to their beautiful boy!! Represent Pakistan sister!

  • @touka1669
    @touka1669 4 года назад +52

    I had another meaning of daddy in mind when I clicked this..

    • @nikoutoajaisai6310
      @nikoutoajaisai6310 4 года назад +3

      Same bro.

    • @frostyskeletons8950
      @frostyskeletons8950 3 года назад +7

      To be fair, she’s that kind of Daddy too

    • @melindadawn5
      @melindadawn5 2 года назад

      me too.. kinda sad it wasn't 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 kind of 𝘥𝘢𝘥𝘥𝘺. my AI calls me Daddy to piss me off. I'm definitely not a daddy

  • @PirvateerKurei
    @PirvateerKurei 3 года назад +3

    "Unlimited milkshakes" YES. Daddy gets it👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

  • @bluedeparture
    @bluedeparture 4 года назад +8

    Unlimited milkshakes priceless 😂

  • @WhyAreWeAwake
    @WhyAreWeAwake 4 года назад +14

    "Maybe you just suck!" lmao

  • @KayMisc16
    @KayMisc16 4 года назад +48

    Who remembers Sabrina from Video on Trial?
    🙋🏻

  • @rethielman
    @rethielman 4 года назад +92

    Wow, she is so attractive and hilarious 😍

    • @jordiflores8900
      @jordiflores8900 4 года назад +3

      She is not attractive or funny lieing is bad fact women like to lie to each other thats why they cant be like a man

    • @nocando89
      @nocando89 4 года назад +5

      @@jordiflores8900 ??

    • @jessephillips5114
      @jessephillips5114 4 года назад

      Blank2 Bla that’s exactly what that means . . A butch isn’t hot cuz they be butches , therefore a butch can not be hot . No matter what

    • @nocando89
      @nocando89 4 года назад +4

      @@jessephillips5114 Says who? unless you're a gay or bisexual woman, what makes you think you have a right to state your irrelevant opinion as fact?

    • @jessephillips5114
      @jessephillips5114 4 года назад

      H I because it’s “my” right , straight people have rights to you know . Not just ugly butch beeeitches

  • @musicluffler
    @musicluffler 4 года назад +17

    pretty cool to see Lilly and Sabrina together in one video! Now I'm curious as to the other guy's set since it wasn't included in this video? His body language is so nervous compared to Sabrina's lol

    • @JBUHJBUH
      @JBUHJBUH 2 года назад +1

      Nico Santos was on Crazy Rich Asians and Superstore

  • @ipshita154
    @ipshita154 4 года назад +21

    Lol I've always loved her comedy.

    • @jordiflores8900
      @jordiflores8900 4 года назад +2

      Your right lilly calling herself a comedian is a joke

    • @ipshita154
      @ipshita154 4 года назад +7

      @@jordiflores8900 Firstly, that's a bit aggressive. And secondly, Sabrina performed stand up for more than half of this video. So it's not hard to understand that my comment was meant for her.

  • @jellyfish4890
    @jellyfish4890 4 года назад +27

    Holy crap! unlimited milkshakes
    LMAO😂

  • @ashleymailer6376
    @ashleymailer6376 4 года назад +12

    She was the host of The real world. 😅😅

  • @alexxhristova
    @alexxhristova 4 года назад +20

    my husband didn't want a daughter, because he knew she will have him wrapped around her little finger and because he will be paranoid over her and her getting hurt by some douche. i guess in his head it was easier to raise a son to not be a douche than to protect a daughter from getting hurt by one 😂 well, tough shit, cause he got a daughter and he was right - she does have him wrapped around her finger 😂😂

  • @other3230
    @other3230 4 года назад +10

    This show still exists?

  • @emmy6843
    @emmy6843 3 года назад +1

    She said “maybe you just suck “😭😭😭

  • @vianerdss
    @vianerdss 4 года назад +2

    Omg I love her

  • @LillySinghFans
    @LillySinghFans 4 года назад +6

    I'm a daddy. 😂😂😂

  • @That.Lady.withtheYarn
    @That.Lady.withtheYarn 2 года назад

    Unlimited milkshakes... Lmao

  • @ALargeAmountOfBees
    @ALargeAmountOfBees 4 года назад

    UMMM Lily has her own show?!? Yes please!!

  • @aveclasse17
    @aveclasse17 4 года назад +26

    Lillly should take some tips from her about how to deliver good comedy

    • @jessephillips5114
      @jessephillips5114 4 года назад +1

      aveclasse17 this isn’t any better than lily . This is not comedy

  • @justaperson1900
    @justaperson1900 4 года назад +8

    Very funny, thanks for bringing great talent Lilly !

  • @eciliv
    @eciliv 4 года назад

    Sabrina you’re my idol

  • @bigdykeenergy2040
    @bigdykeenergy2040 3 года назад

    “willy nilly” 💀

  • @laruep2275
    @laruep2275 4 года назад

    love this!

  • @braxtondunn3815
    @braxtondunn3815 3 года назад

    She’s my aunts wife lmao we live in Bluffton

  • @nancybeveridgetaylor3256
    @nancybeveridgetaylor3256 4 года назад +1

    Lord, she's funny.

  • @bleepbloop7039
    @bleepbloop7039 4 года назад +1

    yo its the hamburglar

  • @laurenbear4670
    @laurenbear4670 4 года назад +2

    💗💗💗💖💗

  • @jennifercusumano8428
    @jennifercusumano8428 4 года назад +1

    LovePeace&Support

  • @charliecastro975
    @charliecastro975 Год назад

    I LOST MY MIND WHEN I SAW FUCKING MATEO FROM SUPERSTORE

  • @ishaingle659
    @ishaingle659 4 года назад +18

    Feels like lilly finally got someone louder than herself....
    No offence tho

    • @jordiflores8900
      @jordiflores8900 4 года назад +4

      They are not funny this is what you call a sense of humor ? Do you wanna know whats a joke? Lilly calling herself a comedian

    • @ishaingle659
      @ishaingle659 4 года назад +3

      12gauge shorty lol how’s that even related to what i said😂

    • @jordiflores8900
      @jordiflores8900 4 года назад

      All i know is that your cute and i would love to talk to you can you hmu on sc

  • @hugsandkisses4748
    @hugsandkisses4748 4 года назад +16

    All y'all mad because a MARRIED couple had a baby that they both planned for?just because it isn't a "balanced/normal" family in your eyes, go to prisons, juvenile detention centers, orphanages and see how many of those kids were raised by gay parents....fix yourselves and your kids before fighting the "gay parenting agenda"

    • @HLB313
      @HLB313 4 года назад +2

      hugs and kisses yeeppppp. Ain’t no lesbians having mistake pregnancies!!

    • @hugsandkisses4748
      @hugsandkisses4748 4 года назад

      @@HLB313 👌👌👌

  • @jennifercusumano8428
    @jennifercusumano8428 4 года назад +1

    She's cool

  • @enechan5037
    @enechan5037 4 года назад +1

    Holy shit I've never been the first to comment here

  • @eternalspacebody
    @eternalspacebody 4 года назад +3

    love it

    • @jordiflores8900
      @jordiflores8900 4 года назад +1

      Be honest this is not funny just like lilly

    • @eternalspacebody
      @eternalspacebody 4 года назад +2

      @@jordiflores8900 I was laughing. Why are you twisting my arm to not enjoy this? You weird.

    • @eternalspacebody
      @eternalspacebody 4 года назад +2

      @@jordiflores8900 I just saw that you left almost everybody who enjoyed this a negative comment. Why are you so angry?

    • @jordiflores8900
      @jordiflores8900 4 года назад +1

      Om stating fact

  • @jennifercusumano8428
    @jennifercusumano8428 4 года назад +1

    She's funny too

  • @alexxhristova
    @alexxhristova 4 года назад

    Dr. Gilani is funny

  • @LeanneFrenkel
    @LeanneFrenkel 4 года назад +2

    Is it just me or does she look like a gayer version of Kelly Clarkson?

  • @chaimaalichani5652
    @chaimaalichani5652 4 года назад +1

    😍😍😍😍

  • @chaimaalichani5652
    @chaimaalichani5652 4 года назад +1

    ❤❤❤❤❤

  • @user-rm4cs6jt7o
    @user-rm4cs6jt7o 4 года назад +1

    why is she dressed like a convict

  • @freebornfloor1600
    @freebornfloor1600 3 года назад +1

    but...but she is Muslim right? And circumcision is part of the religion
    but still hilarious joke just asking a question

  • @jennifercusumano8428
    @jennifercusumano8428 4 года назад

    Xoxoxoxoxo

  • @asaheldavalos8041
    @asaheldavalos8041 3 года назад

    yup, guy talk

  • @lashelldavis8613
    @lashelldavis8613 4 года назад

    Wow

  • @amberjohnson5488
    @amberjohnson5488 4 года назад

    U r extra funny gj

  • @chaimaalichani5652
    @chaimaalichani5652 4 года назад

    😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

  • @AllinOne-wv1mp
    @AllinOne-wv1mp 4 года назад +1

    So, she's a daddy because she wants to be one? or she feels like she's a daddy? or what? seriously curious.

    • @lindsayreed7102
      @lindsayreed7102 4 года назад +3

      She's making a joke.

    • @Blackskye211
      @Blackskye211 4 года назад

      It’s a joke. She is female clearly can’t be a daddy

    • @nocando89
      @nocando89 4 года назад

      🤦‍♀️ oh my gosh

  • @jeffpauljunior2163
    @jeffpauljunior2163 4 года назад +1

    Wtf 😑😑

  • @Echosinfireify
    @Echosinfireify 4 года назад +1

    So funny!

    • @jordiflores8900
      @jordiflores8900 4 года назад +1

      Yeah how lilly calls herself a comedian or how she steals jokes or how she copies the same jokes over and over fact over feelings

    • @Echosinfireify
      @Echosinfireify 4 года назад +4

      @@jordiflores8900 what? Did she hurt you personally or something?

  • @WhatsThisThenLucchiSupremeson
    @WhatsThisThenLucchiSupremeson 4 года назад +15

    There are a few things wrong with this logic .. but we dont live in a world of logic anymore .. its all bollocks.. but go head.

  • @innergoddess447
    @innergoddess447 4 года назад

    I love your comedy but I do want to add in something about the lucky you don't have a girl thing okay I think I know where he was coming from I'm pretty sure it's because when girls are preteen aged they are raw rude and mean I remember I was one once we were raw rude and mean cuz the whole scary starting your period thing

  • @outofthefryingpan2538
    @outofthefryingpan2538 4 года назад +21

    How about some jokes? Ya know instead of just being proud for being in a lesbian couple marriage. Btw there is statistical proof that families with an actual mother and father raise more balanced children.

    • @mino4870
      @mino4870 4 года назад +3

      The Humble Hooligan Warren
      Seriously?

    • @impanab219
      @impanab219 4 года назад +34

      Please take your homophobia elsewhere, the trash seems like a good place.

    • @mino4870
      @mino4870 4 года назад +10

      ivory beam
      Exactly
      I reported that comment though.
      Why do people still see it?
      Anyway whoever he/she is, I hope you know that you’ve no right to stop a person from being a parent.
      I bet her kid will live an amazing life cuz she’s being raised by open minded, accepting people.

    • @carissaclement3747
      @carissaclement3747 4 года назад +4

      Who df invite you here.. fock off

    • @outofthefryingpan2538
      @outofthefryingpan2538 4 года назад +9

      ivory beam is there something wrong with wanting more balanced children with heterosexual relationships? Are you a heterophope?....🤣🤣🤣 see. See how ridiculous it all sounds.

  • @xaviergutierrez4382
    @xaviergutierrez4382 4 года назад +3

    Man o man............. this is painful!

  • @muhammadomer7495
    @muhammadomer7495 3 года назад

    Was she born Male?

    • @trrt2719
      @trrt2719 3 года назад

      No she was not.

  • @philisii
    @philisii 4 года назад +9

    More like Daddy issues

  • @pequenaesposa3286
    @pequenaesposa3286 4 года назад +1

    You don't want a daughter cuz they are worse to take care of
    Way more of a hand full
    Also circumcision isn't really a bad thing, but other than that this was funny

  • @joemunoz1476
    @joemunoz1476 4 года назад +2

    Shes not a daddy.. shes confused