this is why no one plays the b29

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  • @StarReveurMA
    @StarReveurMA 3 года назад +8155

    "High altitude bomber"
    Literally every plane in that br: No

    • @dannymiller3315
      @dannymiller3315 3 года назад +128

      Every pilot in a zero banzai

    • @CatsAreAmazing8187
      @CatsAreAmazing8187 3 года назад +8

      @@dannymiller3315 what?

    • @justavideo6324
      @justavideo6324 3 года назад +38

      @@CatsAreAmazing8187 hes starting to believe

    • @dannymiller3315
      @dannymiller3315 3 года назад +102

      @@CatsAreAmazing8187 all the times i have been a bomber and see a zero they kamikaze because it take almost every bullet in the rear to destroy it

    • @poisonshadow317
      @poisonshadow317 3 года назад +7

      @@dannymiller3315 bruh, just focus on one wing

  • @phishy5168
    @phishy5168 3 года назад +6608

    50000 lion repair*

  • @Electricfox
    @Electricfox 3 года назад +2572

    That's not the sound of machine gun fire, that's the sound of Silver Lions falling out of your account.

    • @tjv-logs
      @tjv-logs 3 года назад +31

      *What silver lions*

    • @HalalMan27
      @HalalMan27 3 года назад +9

      @@tjv-logs ingame currency

    • @sgt_delta5565
      @sgt_delta5565 3 года назад +12

      r/woosh

    • @erikzidan2601
      @erikzidan2601 3 года назад +6

      @@HalalMan27 woosh

    • @tjv-logs
      @tjv-logs 3 года назад +4

      @@HalalMan27 goddamnit guy XD

  • @sooryan_1018
    @sooryan_1018 3 года назад +5982

    Real life B29 - **can withstand many hits and is known for its durability**
    Warthunder -

    • @antonzhdanov9653
      @antonzhdanov9653 3 года назад +315

      It has too big BR for his real historical use. This situation is kinda real for Korean war, but for WW time B-29 was dominating.

    • @emanuelgendusa3181
      @emanuelgendusa3181 3 года назад +121

      @@antonzhdanov9653 that's why there maybe should be a folder'd variant with it's current BR
      like B-29 upper & then under it B-50

    • @antonzhdanov9653
      @antonzhdanov9653 3 года назад +33

      @@emanuelgendusa3181 If it will be indestructible, there will be no point to use it, it will break a gameplay. Go to historical fights if you want such exp

    • @emanuelgendusa3181
      @emanuelgendusa3181 3 года назад +91

      @@antonzhdanov9653 I didn't mention anything about indistructibility it's just an upgraded B-29 with improved engines

    • @antonzhdanov9653
      @antonzhdanov9653 3 года назад +9

      @@emanuelgendusa3181 B-29 will be virtually indestructible on lower BR. So it should be unrealistically nerfed for lower BR

  • @grass123
    @grass123 3 года назад +3333

    meanwhile Tu-4:
    Nice missiles you got there

  • @EriJ100
    @EriJ100 3 года назад +1591

    I haven't touched warthunder in years, but it's good to see that nothing's changed.

    • @Carenjoyer2342
      @Carenjoyer2342 3 года назад +55

      Welcome to a game where you can get dominated by ebrs r3s event premiums and can t enjoy a match anymore.

    • @Carenjoyer2342
      @Carenjoyer2342 3 года назад +43

      Dont get me started on bad map designs that make it easy for spawn camp

    • @MarketChange
      @MarketChange 3 года назад +22

      @@Carenjoyer2342 and people leaving the match after dying a single time

    • @MTStingray
      @MTStingray 3 года назад +63

      @@MarketChange Can't blame them, at this point.

    • @deskejtx6211
      @deskejtx6211 3 года назад +3

      i dont play since late november

  • @TM-bk3ok
    @TM-bk3ok 3 года назад +948

    Me: “Yea I’m totally safe at 21,000 FT.”
    The BF-109 looking at my tail like a granola bar...

    • @a_human8489
      @a_human8489 3 года назад +21

      Instead of trying 21000 ft’s try -21000 ft’s. Maybe go super low instead of super high

    • @jaymontanez8200
      @jaymontanez8200 3 года назад +22

      Its always a BF109... Or a FW190

    • @sulphurous2656
      @sulphurous2656 3 года назад +3

      memeshells too stronk

    • @koencagurangan3256
      @koencagurangan3256 3 года назад +7

      @@jaymontanez8200 those damn German planes and their insane climb rate in this game, hated them as a bomber, loved them as a German fighter pilot (literally, BF 109's take up 4 out of 5 slots on my loadout, with the one being a Focke Wulf, which will probably be replaced by a 109 soon cuz it's uptiering me like crazy with a BR of 3.7 while most of the 109's are 3.0 and below

    • @basedmax9029
      @basedmax9029 3 года назад +1

      I think its max alt is 29000

  • @sleak9783
    @sleak9783 3 года назад +734

    im still pissed that they made the .50s "more realistic" by making them sound like an ATM dispensing cash

    • @williewilson2250
      @williewilson2250 3 года назад +38

      And have them spread like buckshot

    • @Predator20357
      @Predator20357 3 года назад +31

      I forgot that’s supposed to be 50 cal due to how weak it is

    • @sylamy7457
      @sylamy7457 3 года назад

      @@Predator20357 The TU 4s 23mm's are beast

    • @Predator20357
      @Predator20357 3 года назад +14

      @@sylamy7457 yes but what does that have to do with anything?

    • @SukacitaYeremia
      @SukacitaYeremia 3 года назад

      Foreshadowing

  • @BeondTheKDGaming
    @BeondTheKDGaming 3 года назад +312

    "Oh, you got shot down while flying a HIgh Altitude Bomber that spawns at an altitude attainable by interceptors in less than a minute because they hit you once with a single 20mm shell and the entirety of the airframe disintegrated? That'll be 14 Billion Dollars."

    • @ComicOzzieSU
      @ComicOzzieSU 3 года назад +17

      No kidding. Bombers spawn way too low.

    • @cubalibre-5238
      @cubalibre-5238 3 года назад

      That will be 50000 Lions

    • @JohnnyC01
      @JohnnyC01 3 года назад

      What makes it even funnier is they nerfed base bombing to make it literally useless to bomb them.

  • @Rajeesh_23
    @Rajeesh_23 3 года назад +298

    They call it a “super fortress”
    War thunder: LETS MAKE IT OUT OF TOOTH PICKS!

    • @Sir_Cruelty
      @Sir_Cruelty 3 года назад

      @michael espinoza zero: “did someone called me?”

    • @justindougherty5265
      @justindougherty5265 3 года назад +2

      Id that the same plane that had a similar one on a real life mission and it flew back with about half a plane and its tail barley hanging on.
      Seems like games take the real world abilities of things and nerfs them severely. Its like hey what is thjs a b29 prototype made if cheap materials at the start if the war.

    • @gooseman7522
      @gooseman7522 3 года назад

      @@Sir_Cruelty “is for me?”

  • @pain6874
    @pain6874 3 года назад +108

    “Super heavy bomber that can take a beating”
    *literally falls apart form a few bullets*

  • @Naughty_Neko
    @Naughty_Neko 3 года назад +96

    *Players:* "Lower the B-29s repair cost, it's too high."
    *Gaijoob:* "Did you say move it up to 6.7?"

  • @King63Kobra
    @King63Kobra 3 года назад +119

    My favourite is when people say "survivor bias" when talking about the heavy bombers in game but wont bat an eye when the fuselage of the IL-2 takes 600 .50 cal rounds

    • @randomt-9034
      @randomt-9034 3 года назад +8

      It's made of angled T-34 Driver Hatch but just invisible.

    • @0g0mogosepikworld31
      @0g0mogosepikworld31 3 года назад +9

      IL2 is armored to the fucking teeth mate. there is a reason they call it a tank because it is a tank

    • @johnathangoodwin3610
      @johnathangoodwin3610 3 года назад +2

      @@0g0mogosepikworld31 Your thinking IS2, not the IL. I imagine anyways.

    • @Scarecrow2596
      @Scarecrow2596 3 года назад +17

      @@0g0mogosepikworld31 no WW2 plane is "armored to the teeth". The IL2 was well armored but only when compared to other WW2 planes. A single 12 mm plate covering the rear gunner on the late models was the thickest you get. Most plates were around 6 mm, around the crew, engine and cooling system.

    • @0g0mogosepikworld31
      @0g0mogosepikworld31 3 года назад +1

      @@Scarecrow2596 yeah some armour better than no arnour

  • @clockwerk9662
    @clockwerk9662 3 года назад +185

    "Bird strike,"
    "Log it,"

    • @jedinight235
      @jedinight235 3 года назад +8

      thats from that penguin movie.

  • @aprilius3348
    @aprilius3348 3 года назад +180

    WT: "Here! Get this random Talisman for the B-29."
    Me:

    • @OtterMusician
      @OtterMusician 3 года назад +5

      Pain.

    • @mentalnesaguaro7801
      @mentalnesaguaro7801 3 года назад

      you got a talisman for a IV era vehicle? Nice, I've got like 10 random talismans but all of them are for II era vehicles, and since like 2 years I've been only playing III and IV era ;_;

    • @aprilius3348
      @aprilius3348 3 года назад

      @@mentalnesaguaro7801
      I've got several talismans for lower tiers as well. I don't know why that happened either. Maybe there is an extremely low probability to get it for higher vehicles as well. Maybe I had a very, very good match in a plane of the same, or higher tier (seems to be the case for all the other talismans).

  • @siicoviiciouse1629
    @siicoviiciouse1629 3 года назад +55

    B29 super fortress with thick armour capable of flying at very high altitude
    War thunder: lol no

    • @mappies123
      @mappies123 3 года назад

      Since when did the b29 ever have thick armour

    • @siicoviiciouse1629
      @siicoviiciouse1629 3 года назад +3

      @@mappies123 it was said to have thick armour in the testing I mean it’s a bomber it’s not gonna exactly have maus armour

    • @mappies123
      @mappies123 3 года назад +1

      @@siicoviiciouse1629 planes will never have ""thick"" armour lmao, especially the b29 which was designed for high altitudes and needed to carry a bombload, the most armour you'd have are the seats and the flak jackets the crew wore

    • @siicoviiciouse1629
      @siicoviiciouse1629 3 года назад +4

      @@mappies123 ok but a question what’s up with the uh triple quotation marks

    • @kennethhuffman3754
      @kennethhuffman3754 3 года назад +3

      @@mappies123 the armor of a B-29 just needed to with stand flak from AA guns. B-29's didn't have to worry about anything else, fighter plane's couldn't even reach its operational altitude at that time.
      I mean hell a standard b-17 could get absolutely shredded and still fly. Adding a few more millimeters of armor to a B-29 wasn't impossible.

  • @wolfroze9703
    @wolfroze9703 3 года назад +575

    Shame cant fly the plane because of the stupid repair cost. im really forced on which vehicle i could use due to the repair cost and whats worse is that gaijin dosent seem to care about it

    • @williamhayes2479
      @williamhayes2479 3 года назад +43

      They only care about pumping out and marketing those premium vehicles, at least until they get patched...

    • @wolfroze9703
      @wolfroze9703 3 года назад +9

      ​@@williamhayes2479 Wouldnt really care about the premium vehicles that much since theyre made to get milked on, but the tech tree vehicles what kinda hurt

    • @poplee6478
      @poplee6478 3 года назад +55

      @@wolfroze9703 I love the B-29. It has the ability if it doesn't die to end the game by bombing bases and the airfield. This forces the enemy team to make sure that there aren't any high altitude bombers. It makes interceptors intercept. This way bombers have a chance to help their team and a chance for interceptors to intercept high altitude bombers instead of dogfighting. Bomber formations form, gunners have a chance to shoot things down, escorts escort because they might get a chance to get the interceptors going after the bomber formation, and its epic.
      But wait a minute, this would mean that people might consistently make money and have fun and not buy broken premiums! No the repair cost is going WAY up I can't believe we even considered fun

    • @doch.8039
      @doch.8039 3 года назад

      Cope seethe seethe cope cope

    • @phgoil
      @phgoil 3 года назад +3

      No no no, you don't understand. They "care" but pumping up repair cost to the point no one plays a vehicle anymore is their way to balance the game.

  • @shithappens6887
    @shithappens6887 3 года назад +263

    Warthunder: the game where bombers famous for their reliability break up like twigs, .50 cal AA trucks can kill tanks, but the 20mm on your plane bounces off the seat armor on a russian plane and does nothing.

    • @raffaeledivora9517
      @raffaeledivora9517 3 года назад +10

      That's because russian pilots have balls of steel xD

    • @baneblackguard584
      @baneblackguard584 3 года назад +5

      @@raffaeledivora9517 they have no balls, nothing to get hit

    • @shithappens6887
      @shithappens6887 3 года назад +12

      @@raffaeledivora9517 Pretty sure Russian planes are all just unmanned aerial drones as nobody in the history of Warthunder has ever pilot sniped a Russian.

    • @JM64
      @JM64 3 года назад +1

      @@shithappens6887 I only play USSR and I get Pilot sniped pretty regularly

    • @JM64
      @JM64 3 года назад

      @warrior in a garden M8, Germany has better vehicles in-game than Russia does.
      "Russian bias"
      Meanwhile German vehicles are actually functional, instead of over engineered garbage that breaks every other minute.

  • @HSMiyamoto
    @HSMiyamoto 3 года назад +177

    Even on 4:1 slo-mo, I still can't see the incoming fire. It's like the plane broke on its own.

    • @westgogi7244
      @westgogi7244 3 года назад +31

      You cant see it because it was stealth rounds. It took me a few times to get it as well.

    • @jonathanalcocer3872
      @jonathanalcocer3872 3 года назад +36

      If you have good enough aim you can use non tracer rounds and people won't know where you came from

    • @TheAttacker732
      @TheAttacker732 3 года назад +14

      @@jonathanalcocer3872 Meanwhile, in the P47... "YOU GET APIT, YOU GET APIT, YOU GET APIT!"

    • @williewilson2250
      @williewilson2250 3 года назад +4

      @@TheAttacker732 brrrrrrt

    • @laminatd8063
      @laminatd8063 3 года назад +15

      it broke under the pressure of all the jets it knows are coming for it

  • @IamDogge
    @IamDogge 3 года назад +116

    Plane: *flying*
    Enemy high altitude fighter: *shoots wings off big boi bomber*
    Bomber: *t h e m i s s i l e k n ow s w h e r e i t i s a t a l l t i m e s .*

  • @dustinglenn829
    @dustinglenn829 3 года назад +136

    Just to put it into perspective, a warthunder WW2 B-29 has a 5 times greater repair cost than a warthunder F-4C Phantom.

    • @nikaros4300
      @nikaros4300 3 года назад +9

      U mean 10

    • @azukiants
      @azukiants 3 года назад

      @@nikaros4300 lmao

    • @0g0mogosepikworld31
      @0g0mogosepikworld31 3 года назад +3

      historical accuracy. B29 was made out of magic and love

    • @azukiants
      @azukiants 3 года назад +2

      @@0g0mogosepikworld31 then russian take it and the tu 4 ( probably not true) has 10 silver lion repair cost

    • @0g0mogosepikworld31
      @0g0mogosepikworld31 3 года назад +1

      @@azukiants I am not being rude, just out of curiosity; are you having a stroke?

  • @gerrardfilbert1613
    @gerrardfilbert1613 3 года назад +481

    That why gaijin made tu-4

    • @clankplusm
      @clankplusm 3 года назад +48

      missiles want to know your location

    • @warcrimemenace6292
      @warcrimemenace6292 3 года назад +91

      @@clankplusm *inhales* THE MISSILE KNOWS WHERE IT IS

    • @clankplusm
      @clankplusm 3 года назад +66

      @@warcrimemenace6292 BECAUSE IT KNOWS WHERE IT ISNT

    • @p_filippouz
      @p_filippouz 3 года назад +55

      BY SUBTRACTING WHERE IT IS FROM WHERE IT ISN'T

    • @tx942cg
      @tx942cg 3 года назад +38

      @@p_filippouz OR WHERE IT ISNT FROM WHERE IT IS

  • @dylanmilne6683
    @dylanmilne6683 3 года назад +86

    Remember when planes used to fly in this game?

    • @Sqwr
      @Sqwr 3 года назад +11

      Oh I remember. It was so cool. No one was in orbit and it was a blast.

    • @NareshSinghOctagon
      @NareshSinghOctagon 3 года назад +2

      I remember the days of NerdCubed playing the original of originals,with his joystick being faulty for pulling up.

    • @misterstaple
      @misterstaple 3 года назад

      What is it now?i haven't player in a while

  • @foxerbeta7689
    @foxerbeta7689 3 года назад +31

    Me in a bomber: WHY CANT I HIT HIM?!!??!
    Me in an interceptor: *Pilot Knocked Out*

    • @josephbrandon549
      @josephbrandon549 3 года назад +3

      I played about 12 games the other day for the first time in about a year. 3/4 of my deaths were from the first shot taking out my pilot. Hell, I was diving in on a lower B-25 with Spitfire (forgot the name but the first one with 20mm cannons) and my pilot was knocked out by the gunner at over 1.0km out.

    • @steelwasp9375
      @steelwasp9375 3 года назад +1

      I'd say from the bomber's perspective it's quite unexpected. When it happens I kinda feel bad for the opponent to not even have a chance. On the receiving end of .50 cals it's either frustrating or amusing. **nervous chuckle** I need to put more points in my luck stat.

  • @sulphurous2656
    @sulphurous2656 3 года назад +21

    Bombers: Cruising at operational altitude
    Memeshells: Your free test flight has expired

  • @Frankabyte
    @Frankabyte 3 года назад +11

    Documentary: "The B-29's ruggedness was legendary. Propaganda circulated about how these planes were able to return from battle with incredible damage to the wings, engines, fuselage, and control surfaces. In one remarkable incident, a German 109 crashed into the superfortress, but the remarkable plane managed to remain with the rest of the squadron."
    War Thunder:

    • @dapperfield595
      @dapperfield595 3 года назад +6

      bullshit. No B29s were deployed over Europe and the ramming incident was with a b17.

    • @itchypit6413
      @itchypit6413 3 года назад +4

      @@dapperfield595 argument still stands, bombers were built like tanks, yet in war thunder they are equivalate to a paper airplane with fire crackers attached to it

    • @bigdaddy7119
      @bigdaddy7119 3 года назад +2

      Dapperfield actually, there was ONE B-29 deployed to Europe, but it didn’t see any action.

    • @AlyssMa7rin
      @AlyssMa7rin 3 года назад

      @@dapperfield595 It does say 'Propaganda circulated'

    • @dapperfield595
      @dapperfield595 3 года назад

      @@AlyssMa7rin fair enough, mustve missed that part. Still, bombers in War Thunder are depressing hunks of target practice.

  • @konrad6157
    @konrad6157 3 года назад +72

    I would say “this is why people are uninstalling war thunder”

    • @bennoakes2477
      @bennoakes2477 3 года назад

      by reading the ridiculous comments, you wouldn't think so, only kids' opinions of how they would win a war these days, from the loungeroom while mum brings snacks

    • @BlackMasterRoshi
      @BlackMasterRoshi 3 года назад +1

      I think I uninstalled this game in 2014 when I unlocked the P40 and discovered it was worse than all the starting aircraft.

    • @Tokito935
      @Tokito935 3 года назад

      @@bennoakes2477 do you come fromm reddit or something

    • @bennoakes2477
      @bennoakes2477 3 года назад

      @@Tokito935 naaww what's reddit ?

    • @thehz8613
      @thehz8613 3 года назад

      @@bennoakes2477 sad

  • @KILLERMEXICAN210
    @KILLERMEXICAN210 3 года назад +12

    B29 IRL: *F E A R M E*
    B29 IN WT: "Please be gentle..."

  • @_Reddee_
    @_Reddee_ 3 года назад +137

    *dies* yeah this pretty much sums it up

  • @Ey_SmoKrac
    @Ey_SmoKrac 3 года назад +130

    tu-4: why can’t i die

  • @marcololv2626
    @marcololv2626 3 года назад +10

    Warthunder: YOU GOT A HOLE IN YOUR RIGHT WING

  • @discman15
    @discman15 3 года назад +4

    This is giving me flashbacks to spending the entire match climbing up to 10 km, then watching the 109 or g55 climb the whole thing in 30 seconds and one shot me

  • @homefront1999
    @homefront1999 3 года назад +34

    Just unlocked it. Was thinking that Bomb load is amazing. But no. Not when the base health is increased to balance higher vehicles. So instead of being this deadly bomber that if left unchecked. Can destroy a team. It's instead a bomber that dies, Loots your treasury, then dies some more. Oh, you might be able to get a couple bases.
    They really need to change bombers. If you have them too high in altitude spawns. Then there is nothing fighters can do. As climbing in this game is one of the most tedious things. Having the repair cost be the balance for vehicles is to this day, one of the worst mechanics in the game. They really ought to make it so the bombers have more to do. Give new and more objectives. Like train yards. Ports & Ships. City bombing and so on. Make it so gunners aren't so useless. I'm pretty sure back when. That bomber used to have AI gunners. But they removed it in RB. Maybe just add target leads for them. Have the lead appear anywhere from 1 - 1.2km's out. Your guns are still not likely to damage them from that range. But at least you can start preparing.

    • @williewilson2250
      @williewilson2250 3 года назад +6

      I feel like they should really only make gunners feel less like shotguns and more like actually mgs

    • @stickmanblubbles4489
      @stickmanblubbles4489 3 года назад +1

      You only talk in spurts?

    • @backpfeifengesichtsyndrome3708
      @backpfeifengesichtsyndrome3708 3 года назад +2

      I agree with you but have you ever heard of a comma or maybe a semicolon???

    • @williewilson2250
      @williewilson2250 3 года назад

      @@backpfeifengesichtsyndrome3708 I have, I actually happen to use them a bit too much I think, but it's really hard to tell unless I mention it lol

    • @KILLERMEXICAN210
      @KILLERMEXICAN210 3 года назад

      I start shooting from 2km out with my gunners.....800m and vertical targeting work wonders.

  • @nathandurrence134
    @nathandurrence134 3 года назад +20

    Seriously, takes 1 cannon round and immediately disintegrates

  • @zeolol9817
    @zeolol9817 3 года назад +93

    War Thunder kinda lookin' unrealistic here.

    • @Kp-qj3ms
      @Kp-qj3ms 3 года назад +14

      it is. nearly every vehicle or plane in this game is instandly death!

    • @capitaljushman5756
      @capitaljushman5756 3 года назад +7

      i dont regret quitting this game

    • @sirfishalot7569
      @sirfishalot7569 3 года назад

      How so?

    • @aperson325
      @aperson325 3 года назад +7

      @@sirfishalot7569 wdym how so? A heavy high altitude bomber had its wing ripped off by a couple of 50 cals.

    • @sirfishalot7569
      @sirfishalot7569 3 года назад +1

      @@aperson325 Yes but that’s to stop bombers from B lining bases and winning the game. If bombers were impenetrable then it would just be a race for who could bomb the fastest. Bombers are supposed to fly in groups to stop attacks with a surplus of fire power. But people care about winning rather than playing so it becomes a blood brawl at the bottom as the high altitude bombers try to sneak above. So all in all none of WT was realistic in the first place.

  • @terrypennington2519
    @terrypennington2519 3 года назад +1

    Damn, that b-29 went down almost as hard as your silver lion bank account the moment it was shot down

  • @nissansilvias1530
    @nissansilvias1530 3 года назад +9

    "look john, they are trying to shoot us."
    "yeah its so funny when they think that they are trying to-"
    **Plane breaks to pieces**
    *"OH FAK"*

  • @averagegamer1684
    @averagegamer1684 3 года назад +38

    Literally buying the b-29 just to carpet bomb in tank rb for shits a giggles after that im investing no more energy into bombers

    • @KILLERMEXICAN210
      @KILLERMEXICAN210 3 года назад +8

      You'll be very lucky to even make it out of spawn...

    • @exmachina1405
      @exmachina1405 3 года назад +1

      Good luck, I hear it's not cheap to insure

  • @divingadventures121
    @divingadventures121 3 года назад +5

    Exact reason why I stopped playing. Nice to see I haven’t missed anything.

  • @unknownz1238
    @unknownz1238 3 года назад +2

    Real life B-29:Gets massive damage
    *Proceeds to continue 24 hour mission strong*
    War thunder B-29:Blows up every part possible

  • @firstnamelastname2643
    @firstnamelastname2643 3 года назад +6

    *Meanwhile inside a guy takes out his violin and starts playing*

  • @koookeee
    @koookeee 3 года назад +3

    And here I was waiting for the "two a-turnin’, two a-burnin’ " thing...

  • @hoomanp3766
    @hoomanp3766 3 года назад +8

    Someone needs to put the Minecraft glass break noise over this XD

  • @GrabbaBeer
    @GrabbaBeer 3 года назад +1

    And there’s always some mouth breathing bot in a bf109 flying across the entire map, one whole game, straight for you.

  • @rogeliolopez3755
    @rogeliolopez3755 3 года назад +7

    00:00 My life expectatives in 2019
    00:11 My life expectatives in 2020-21

  • @superfurball89onyoutube52
    @superfurball89onyoutube52 3 года назад +2

    Paper planes look more invincible than this

  • @CeriTsujimura
    @CeriTsujimura 3 года назад +8

    Me when unlock nuke in AB:
    The plane before I can drop it:

    • @GrabbaBeer
      @GrabbaBeer 3 года назад

      Can can drop nukes in this game?

  • @extraordinarynt4317
    @extraordinarynt4317 3 года назад +1

    * Gunshot ,explosive, flak cannon blowing *
    B-29: that’s fine
    * 1G overload *
    B29:

  • @jamesharding3459
    @jamesharding3459 3 года назад +19

    Fake. A real bomber pilot would be scanning 360’ the whole time and shooting at specks of dust on his monitor that looked like enemy planes.

    • @0g0mogosepikworld31
      @0g0mogosepikworld31 3 года назад +2

      that hits way too close to home. please stop

    • @tyree9055
      @tyree9055 3 года назад

      Actually, the bomber pilot wouldn't have to... His crew would do it automatically for themselves. Nevermind formation flying and fighter escorts! 🙄

    • @jamesharding3459
      @jamesharding3459 3 года назад

      @@tyree9055 I meant in Warthunder

    • @tyree9055
      @tyree9055 3 года назад

      @@jamesharding3459 Oh I know, I'm just explaining to those who are interested... How fundamentally flawed WT is! If the game developers don't bother giving you a decent gaming platform to operate the assets in a feasible way, then why bother even playing it? There's no entertainment value, no fun, and nothing useful to learn from it then. 😉

    • @privatewill3323
      @privatewill3323 3 года назад

      @@tyree9055 Bro i wish i could escort bombers in War Thunder but US Planes climb like rocks and are so poorly made in WT that them being famous for being tough and durable fighters is just thrown out the window because ''BF109/Spitfire/Yak's/Mig's go brrrr'', Like deadass how am i supposed to have fun as a US player when my P-47D-22,25,28 climbs like a Tub of lard and a BF-109 with x4 20MM cannons and apparently more armor than a Maus can go to Mars in 3.4 Seconds.

  • @generalelectricmotor9084
    @generalelectricmotor9084 3 года назад +1

    This B29 has the strength of a foam plane from Walmart

  • @christianjohnson9190
    @christianjohnson9190 3 года назад +19

    0:13 happens to EVERY TIME I PLAY A BOMBER and the b29 is expensive af
    The RedTails movie intro explains every WT Bombers pain

    • @christianjohnson9190
      @christianjohnson9190 3 года назад

      @@ethanmurphy4389 yeah I know the entire video is 18 sec but I wanted to point out and honestly I was getting a bit mad that the do 335 bf 109 and the fw 190s gets this thing within a few hits into the thing and yes I know the b29 faces jets but the point is still made, the bombers are made out of butter, playdough and taco shells and the players get a crew lock and lose silver lions
      And I play the b29 really rarely because of this
      And if you do play bombers, the Red Tails intro is EXACTLY spot on with the bombers getting shot down with a few hits, which the b17s has taken hundreds of bullets and a ram and other bombers like the lancaster is also pretty tough

  • @ekfpv7975
    @ekfpv7975 3 года назад +2

    "your free trial has expired, to continue flying this plane, please purchase the plane from the tech tree"

  • @AdmiralJT
    @AdmiralJT 3 года назад +13

    Any bombers period... Gunners are worthless, fighters instantly climb to you... Large Bombers were meant in groups... Unless im the fighter then the bomber out climbs or 1 taps me

    • @303pilot8
      @303pilot8 3 года назад +2

      Gunners in a single bomber (not a formation) should be quite worthless but the damage model is a joke...

  • @rampageTG
    @rampageTG 3 года назад +6

    Remember back in 2016 when bombers could have a completely backed out airframe and still make it back to land. Good times.

    • @JM64
      @JM64 3 года назад +1

      I've only made a safe landing with one bomber so far on one engine... if that tells you anything.

    • @holy8782
      @holy8782 3 года назад +1

      I remember people using rockets to actually shoot me down in a bomber if that means anything.

  • @rajeevkelvin3724
    @rajeevkelvin3724 3 года назад +5

    Jets: Look, there is a B29 over there

  • @llJRLL1979ll
    @llJRLL1979ll 3 года назад +2

    B29 crew: Where'd all the other bombers and fighters go?
    Other planes: I never liked those guys...

  • @nope5708
    @nope5708 3 года назад +11

    You see the real way to be successful in a heavy bomber is to be a troglodite and use it as a ground attacker and spaw on the airfield, going after ground targets. Pb4y is my favorite for this

    • @michaelvigil5321
      @michaelvigil5321 3 года назад

      Or or don't use bombers in the first place🤔

    • @nope5708
      @nope5708 3 года назад +1

      @@michaelvigil5321 dam, perhaps I should perform a lobotomy, and only play fighters like a troglodite by denying other players of rp🤔

  • @lexterjordanguballa8840
    @lexterjordanguballa8840 3 года назад +2

    Man Bomber plane in this game is all made of papers just a few hits and the plane will disintegrate

  • @GamingwithHalekyn
    @GamingwithHalekyn 3 года назад +13

    It's okay, just slap some Flex Tape on it and you're good to go!

  • @edinburghpact4293
    @edinburghpact4293 3 года назад +1

    Dad, are we hit? More or less...son, I’m sorry they got us.

  • @torifin755
    @torifin755 3 года назад +11

    everyone in the comments section: TU-4 OP
    me whos seen the TU-4 top tier:
    Oh a TU-4, aaand hes dead from an AAM

    • @mobiuscoreindustries
      @mobiuscoreindustries 3 года назад +5

      Yeah, again people are like "TU-4 has slightly better guns and better payload, lmao op gaijin nerf" while i will actually take both of those away if it means facing threats i have a minute chance to survive rather than getting fucked by mach capable jets and missiles

    • @andrewfilipowitz3154
      @andrewfilipowitz3154 3 года назад

      Well before missiles the damn thing was a beast taking on top tier jets like the hunter and sabres easily

    • @mobiuscoreindustries
      @mobiuscoreindustries 3 года назад

      @@andrewfilipowitz3154 Yeah, like it should. You know, to warrant its unbeleivable repair cost.
      Two options here:
      - make the aircraft good enough to warrant its repair cost (good luck with that)
      - bring the repair cost back down to being sensible and remain the punching bag that it is (also good luck with that, but would at LEAST be compatible for gaijin's pea sized brain)

    • @politicallyinaccuratetoast4757
      @politicallyinaccuratetoast4757 3 года назад

      They just want a reason to complain about Russia

  • @nathanmahoney6346
    @nathanmahoney6346 3 года назад

    bombers are the heavys of the sky: slow, tuff, but always needing faster escorts

  • @PallasGamer
    @PallasGamer 3 года назад +3

    Its something warthunder added with the cannons where you could get hit by 3 shells and instantly split like a toothpick

  • @sovietdoge2885
    @sovietdoge2885 3 года назад

    B-29's in movies: STRONK
    B-29's in War thunder: My time has come

  • @orbitervehicle102
    @orbitervehicle102 3 года назад +4

    *j a p a n*
    *w h a t*
    *h a v e*
    *y o u*
    *d o n e*

  • @MentalParadox
    @MentalParadox 3 года назад +1

    I thought that was the clicking of the overspeed warning, following by your plane disintegrating as a result of said overspeed.

  • @ptasker1526
    @ptasker1526 3 года назад +7

    I had sound off and just thought the place broke spontantously

  • @lnr12241
    @lnr12241 3 года назад

    One of the most durable plains ever built just falling apart. Seams accurate

  • @thatww2nerd81
    @thatww2nerd81 3 года назад +3

    it's a toothpick with a 50000sl repair price.

  • @EclipsaMyrtenaster
    @EclipsaMyrtenaster 3 года назад

    That enemy fighter is such a tryhard for downing an RC B-29 Superfortress like it's real.

  • @stefanmichaelsenzegarra5688
    @stefanmichaelsenzegarra5688 3 года назад +9

    The tittle should be: that's what you get for playing bombers on Air RB

  • @j.mangum7652
    @j.mangum7652 3 года назад +2

    Motley Crue said it best: Too fast for love.

  • @josephstalin9868
    @josephstalin9868 3 года назад +3

    I think this can be applied to Litteraly every Bomber in The Game.

  • @UMadUCauseBad
    @UMadUCauseBad 3 года назад

    Welcome to warthunder, where the wind resistance is more of an enemy than the actual enemy

  • @omnivorouscarbon4234
    @omnivorouscarbon4234 3 года назад +11

    -50,000

  • @KarenLopez-y8q
    @KarenLopez-y8q 3 года назад +1

    0:10
    Wings: *Gets hit once*
    Wing: *Adios*
    Real Life: *Still in air in one piece with 200000000 shoots*

  • @junatah5903
    @junatah5903 3 года назад +3

    It's clearly because you got the budget cuts version of the repair.

  • @giggibosh4711
    @giggibosh4711 3 года назад

    Respect for the peapole who mast pay 1 fantastilion for a single repair

  • @KnightofDark00180
    @KnightofDark00180 3 года назад +4

    A lovely showcase of how their shitty "balance" causes problems for any class that provides a good means of income.
    Used to be good grinding vehicles before these fucking things got nerfed...

  • @lkvideos7181
    @lkvideos7181 3 года назад

    Player: "...Why ?"
    Gajin: "Fuck you that's why."

  • @TheHeavieKiwie
    @TheHeavieKiwie 3 года назад +5

    Hmmm I am kinda new to this game even though I don't play this game. Can someone tell me more about what this is and why it gets destroyed out of nowhere?

    • @Joe_Greenwood
      @Joe_Greenwood 3 года назад +7

      Bombers in wt = shit and overpriced. There you go

    • @TheHeavieKiwie
      @TheHeavieKiwie 3 года назад +2

      @@Joe_Greenwood I see. I like bombers......at least in Advanced Wars game that is...

    • @Joe_Greenwood
      @Joe_Greenwood 3 года назад +6

      @@TheHeavieKiwie they can be good at low br (battle rating) but are overpriced and weak at high br

    • @CowBeatsCrow
      @CowBeatsCrow 3 года назад +12

      A while back, War Thunder nerfed the structural integrity of bombers to make it easier to shoot them down...for some reason. They also aren't played correctly because you usually have 1-4 bombers each going after a different target. If they stuck together, their combined firepower would actually pose a threat to enemy fighters/interceptors. It's also worth a mention that hardly any teammates ever bother to escort these bombers. So, because they often don't stick together and almost always lack an escort, they usually get blown away by a single Bf109 or Fw190. Regardless of their general lack of tactics and teamwork, the bomber's damage model is pretty weak compared to how it should be and their frustration is understandable.
      A whole separate matter is that of their insane repair cost. I don't know if you play Realistic Battles, but the B-29A-BN has a repair cost of 41,400 SL, and that's without any modifications. That means you have to either not die, or make at least 41,400 before you die just to break even...but most of the time you just die without ever reaching your destination.
      These two problems compound and create another problem: space-climbing. In order to avoid near-certain destruction, some bomber players choose to loose their bombs on their targets and climb for the rest of the match, reaching asinine altitudes that take even early jets forever to get to just to avoid the repair cost. Since the match timer was recently reduced from 45 or so minutes down to 25 minutes, the bomber often only needs to bomb a target or two (depending on their bombing capability) and climb away to survive until the match timer runs out and automatically gives the win to whoever has more victory points, which is usually whoever destroyed more bombing sites.

    • @TheHeavieKiwie
      @TheHeavieKiwie 3 года назад +3

      @@CowBeatsCrow I see. Thank you for the info.
      They still have to make better adjustment for bombers right?

  • @Armoredunit
    @Armoredunit 3 года назад +2

    Repairs be like:I well take your entire stock

  • @honeybee3685
    @honeybee3685 3 года назад +3

    the plane is lke a lego
    ez breaks

    • @glennmulvey7200
      @glennmulvey7200 3 года назад

      Very wrong legos can support over 600+ pounds

    • @liamkurtyhnigov4064
      @liamkurtyhnigov4064 3 года назад +1

      i guess u dont have lego then u dont have any idea how hard it is to get rid of stack 4x4 lego

  • @cardcadet6840
    @cardcadet6840 3 года назад +1

    B29 minding his own business
    Harrier: I don’t think so

  • @gamemasterblaster9001
    @gamemasterblaster9001 4 года назад +9

    Check out reaper operator he flew it in a video and it did good.

  • @GoldRaven-oe4by
    @GoldRaven-oe4by 3 года назад

    Planes in war thunder have the strength of legos

  • @lking4453
    @lking4453 3 года назад +3

    But i do... Play b29s

  • @TakingBackWinter00
    @TakingBackWinter00 3 года назад

    *Just Flying*
    - Entire Plane Just Falls Apart -

  • @EdmundRogersPhotography
    @EdmundRogersPhotography 3 года назад +1

    It's just a metaphor for life.

  • @imbecilemcgee6749
    @imbecilemcgee6749 3 года назад

    Plot Twist: he hired someone to break his wing so he can dive like a German

  • @emtee40
    @emtee40 3 года назад +1

    All the birthday cards kids didn't get from a grandpa began like this.

  • @MineNSleep
    @MineNSleep 3 года назад +1

    "The Flying fortress"

  • @lichtenjj
    @lichtenjj 3 года назад +1

    Ive never experienced this as the b29

  • @jefftheriault3914
    @jefftheriault3914 3 года назад

    My father was a navigator-bombadier in B-29's (I'm 64 yo) ALL the crew were double trained. Those guns could all be slaved to a single controller. And they would track the fighter with the guns un-engaged. When he started his attack they would link the guns to the controller and fire.

  • @GUMBYVLOG
    @GUMBYVLOG 3 года назад

    There's 18 seconds I'll never get back

  • @stevecastro1325
    @stevecastro1325 3 года назад

    Wait, what? Instantly goes from everything is just swell, two holy F, massive multiple strikes on different areas of the bomber, and instant disintegration.

  • @A_1_S
    @A_1_S 3 года назад

    I will leave my 2 cents,
    I am going to share my experience playing bombers, I have been playing them for a long time, and I learned 2 things: 1- always play with friends, flying in formation is crucial, if the player in the video had been accompanied by another 2 B-29s, possibly he would have survived and the second is always to manage your own turrets, you are more likely to hit something yourself than the autogunners

  • @lauraweber2886
    @lauraweber2886 3 года назад

    you could literally breathe on the b-29 and the entire back half will fall off instantly.

  • @risingmoon893
    @risingmoon893 3 года назад +1

    When you fly the Soviet copy.

  • @justin09ap87
    @justin09ap87 3 года назад +2

    Me:wondering how TF did they get into my highest altitude