R: "I've lost track of the story..." W: "I don't know what has happened." D: "He wrote me a letter." C: "My underwear is snappin'." R: "I think there was a girl involved.' W: "That's what I'm thinkin'" D: "I don't know what to say." C: "MEEEOWWW!" *Everyone dies laughing* 😂🤣😂
@@MikeJones-bl6luthere was also a game of hats where Colin is wearing a classic opera singer helmet with pigtails: “Why don’t you let me help you hit those high notes. Meow!”
Lassie: "So I help save the little brat, and the next day he's always in some kind of trouble again! I mean, at this point it's just bad parenting on the part of his father and mother. What kind of parents don't teach their children to stay away from wells?"
Ryan Stiles appears to be unhappy in every episode. He frequently insults Drew. He hate doing Hoedowns and always pretend to be scared of the camera when Drew introduces him at the beginning of each show.
If your cousin is your dad, your aunt is your grandmother and your great-grandmother, and your uncle is your grandfather. You're also your own second cousin.
I get why Wayne used alabama as a stereotypically racist state, but considering they've got the 5th highest aa percentage in the country, west Virginia mightve been a better option.
Old Yeller. "I read the script and I was about to nope out of there when the director convinced me to come back with belly rubs. Told me I was a good boy"
1. Montana- Where I live with all the hooded white guys 2. (Sit down) Now do you want the expensive package or not? 3. So I go to the vet and all of the sudden, I don’t want puppies
It is silly, it comes out of nowhere and is obviously not a real profession. Colin also delievers it in a funny voice because even he is uncertain about what he is saying.
Ryan repeated use of the Oklahoma tune was really good but 1,000 points to Wanye for bringing awareness to bad part's of Alabama! 100 points to Ryan for being honest about Hawaii because it takes two planes from Texas to Hawaii and back ( but I get to see Little Richard while boarding my plane and man, you could tell he just finished a concert because he was riding on the back of those airport golf cart looking things totally exhausted!) And minus 0 points to Colin for the dog licking not funny joke because I am an dog and animal lover and I actually felt bad for the dog even though it was just imaginary but still. 🐶❤😢
so a brother and sister, (uncle and aunt) would have to make a baby together, (your dad) and then... your dad would have to make another baby (you) with his mom which would be your aunt... so that way your dad would be your cousin? i'm so confused
Glad You asked Kyle. "Rhinestone Cowboy" is a classic 1970s Glen Campbell Country And Western song. Ryan is spoofing C&W. An Onyx is also a precious stone or jewel. Sardonic is another word for sarcastic. Put Sardonic and Onyx together and you have the jewel of sarcasm known as "Sardonyx!"😂🎤🎼🎸🎹🎻🥁💎B.W.
So you're using the word "stretch" in conjunction with Ryan Stiles? Sounds like you're catching on, Kyle! Incidentally if you watch closely on another clip there's an advertisement for the ABC Freeform show "Kyle XY" from a few years back.🤔B.W.
HOW IS IT THAT COLIN AND RYAN ARE SO VASTLY COMEDIC/INTELECTUALLY SUPPERIOR TO THE OTHER TWO? Wane is alright, but the 4rth individual is always so lame.
Colin’s uncertain delivery of the clam shucking joke made it even better.
Whats shucked?
The act of opening a clam or oyster to get to the meat inside.
The other guys couldn't top that
Like he suddenly realized "I have no idea where this is going".
I always thought Colin said “anyone else want their clams shut?”😅
It’s amazing how Colin can make you laugh by just saying one word whether it be “come” or “meow”
@lane hudson and "What?"
That would come into play later in the episode with the Irish drinking song.
R: "I've lost track of the story..."
W: "I don't know what has happened."
D: "He wrote me a letter."
C: "My underwear is snappin'."
R: "I think there was a girl involved.'
W: "That's what I'm thinkin'"
D: "I don't know what to say."
C: "MEEEOWWW!"
*Everyone dies laughing* 😂🤣😂
@@MikeJones-bl6luthere was also a game of hats where Colin is wearing a classic opera singer helmet with pigtails:
“Why don’t you let me help you hit those high notes. Meow!”
I love how Ryan just kept doing the tune for oklahoma
Talk about taking the prompt literally...
I love how Donald Trump isn't president no more
@@britney901 i love you
@@GhostDrops1 And I you.
Wholesome comment section moment
"Jerry, I'm here to tell my husband I'm in love with a cat"
"Meow!"
which started one of the more celebrated and infamous episodes...
Arguably one of the best top-to-bottom WLIIA episodes
My favorite thing about Ryan’s comedy is the very done-with-everything face he makes at the end every time
My take is "I'm done with this."
@@davidschilder5225 Or “I don’t get paid enough for this”
You gotta love how much he hates "hoedowns."
My take is “it’s a dud”
Ah, the infamous Meow running gag.
Infamous?
@@kylestubbs8867 check out the irish drinking song where colin goes MEOW twice and kills the other 3.
@@chlordiazepoxide No, I know about it. I just don't think "infamous" is the word to describe it.
Never gets too old. Meow. 🐱😸😺😽🐈
"Let me help you hit those high notes.........MEOW!!!!!!"
Ryan ends his own jokes before he's buzzed out XD
No, those _are_ the jokes.
i took a bite of food right at the hiccup joke and almost choked to death. But not on testicles
Ryan's first one where he just stops and walks away 💀
Greg called Drew the fuck out with that last one thanks to that one game of World's Worst.
" Who's a good puppy, YOU'RE a good puppy! "
I like that Ryan just goes with the same tune every time.
Lassie: "So I help save the little brat, and the next day he's always in some kind of trouble again! I mean, at this point it's just bad parenting on the part of his father and mother. What kind of parents don't teach their children to stay away from wells?"
UUUUUUUUTTTAAAAHHHH where I live with my 28 wives! 😁😁😂😂😂😂
1:21 Ryan looks unmotivated and unhappy a lot of the time when just after he's turned away from whatever he thing he just did. Wonder why.
He's seems to be a reluctant Whose Line performer.
He just hates singing, that’s all.
Just developed a mannerism i guess, I've always thought that it was funny lol
I always looked at it like its nonchalant.
Ryan Stiles appears to be unhappy in every episode. He frequently insults Drew. He hate doing Hoedowns and always pretend to be scared of the camera when Drew introduces him at the beginning of each show.
Much to Ryan's chagrin, a Hoedown was on tap for this episode.
It was an Irish drinking song in this episode
@@schuylervrmr830 Still, they could have done a hoedown during the taping, even if they didn't air it in this episode
This was published on my tenth birthday what a wonderful gift
oh man, my sister has the same birthday
THIS SHOW WILL NEVER GET OLD .. I miss him as host ❤️
Sumo Wrestler: *EHH!* Now, let's move on to HOEDOWN!!
0:34 Favorite part
Anecdotes dogs would tell if they appeared on talk shows
So I am the Doctor’s faithful friend, but he voted me off of the Weakest Link.
Anne-Droid!!!!
Drew Carey could play that button like a damn fiddle
I'm still flummoxed that they aired the peanut butter joke. Maybe the censors didn't get it.
Haaaaaaawaiiii it's tough to drive there from here!
😄😄😄! “Texas, it’s freakin’ hot there!”
I'm sitting at home, alone, laughing out loud at this like a maniac, and my dog is just looking at me thinking: I'm not going near that guy.
3:02 Colin telling his life story.
If your cousin is your dad, your aunt is your grandmother and your great-grandmother, and your uncle is your grandfather. You're also your own second cousin.
2:51
And the best running joke has been born
Colin " Meow" that was hilarious big time
You know, it took me a minute to understand that Wayne was joking about racism
I get why Wayne used alabama as a stereotypically racist state, but considering they've got the 5th highest aa percentage in the country, west Virginia mightve been a better option.
Colin was killing it LMAO.👍😁😎
Musicals about states:
🎵 It's great here in Arizona, but it's hot as fuck🎵
1:13
Man, that one killed me!
Dog peanut butter joke is underrated immensely
Cuz all I do is run in Alabammaaaaaa!!!
Old Yeller. "I read the script and I was about to nope out of there when the director convinced me to come back with belly rubs. Told me I was a good boy"
Wayne really hates Alabama! 😝
He was right about Alaska though, goddamn cant get any fucking sleep in the summer.
They are all so quick with the jokes in this one!
Wayne performed a comedy and music show in Alabama only a few years back. So there is that.B.W.
There actually is a musical about Utah now.
The way it looked as though Ryan was *just about* to go, and pull Colin off the stage at 3:23...LMAO.
Well, I'm Drew Carey's dog...
1. Montana- Where I live with all the hooded white guys
2. (Sit down) Now do you want the expensive package or not?
3. So I go to the vet and all of the sudden, I don’t want puppies
Why does Greg make fun of Mississippi so much?
🎵kannnnnn-sas where it's easy to get sucked in!🎵
😄😄😄!!! Yeah… I’m not so sure about that.
Hawaii, it’s not very tough to live there.
Shucked clams
Care for some? Ahahahahha
I still can't believe wayne did musicals
States musicals besides Oklahoma:Ooooohio,it's the state where memes now occur!
IIIdaho hope you really like potatoes 🥔 lol 😂
Sumo Wrestlers in other jobs: "now this next game is called Scenes From a Hat, what we do is..."
No but I’d like my garfield fluffed
I don't get the clam one
It is silly, it comes out of nowhere and is obviously not a real profession. Colin also delievers it in a funny voice because even he is uncertain about what he is saying.
@@waynofour What does "Shucked" mean?
@@Snecho He meant to say "Shut" but it came out weird due to uncertainty.
@@waynofour Really? Hmm
@@waynofour No he meant Shucked. It's a method to opening clams
The dog talk show could have been.. according to the results Mr pit bull.. you are not the father
Ryan repeated use of the Oklahoma tune was really good but 1,000 points to Wanye for bringing awareness to bad part's of Alabama! 100 points to Ryan for being honest about Hawaii because it takes two planes from Texas to Hawaii and back ( but I get to see Little Richard while boarding my plane and man, you could tell he just finished a concert because he was riding on the back of those airport golf cart looking things totally exhausted!) And minus 0 points to Colin for the dog licking not funny joke because I am an dog and animal lover and I actually felt bad for the dog even though it was just imaginary but still. 🐶❤😢
And a big "shut the fuck up, bitch" from those of us who are aware that these are just jokes
Isn't that what dogs do??
And they say that "The Points Don't Matter!"😂🤷♂️📺B.W.
so a brother and sister, (uncle and aunt) would have to make a baby together, (your dad) and then... your dad would have to make another baby (you) with his mom which would be your aunt... so that way your dad would be your cousin? i'm so confused
Sounds like. "I'm my own grandpa."
....you actually took the time to try to figure out how that would be possible? >_>
1:33 did he really just said That?
If you heard it, then yes.
So if Ryan isn't a "Rhinestone Cowboy" is he more "Sardonyx?"💎😏B.W.
Berry Waller Where’s this coming from?
Glad You asked Kyle. "Rhinestone Cowboy" is a classic 1970s Glen Campbell Country And Western song. Ryan is spoofing C&W. An Onyx is also a precious stone or jewel. Sardonic is another word for sarcastic. Put Sardonic and Onyx together and you have the jewel of sarcasm known as "Sardonyx!"😂🎤🎼🎸🎹🎻🥁💎B.W.
Berry Waller Huh. A bit of a stretch, but clever nonetheless.
So you're using the word "stretch" in conjunction with Ryan Stiles? Sounds like you're catching on, Kyle! Incidentally if you watch closely on another clip there's an advertisement for the ABC Freeform show "Kyle XY" from a few years back.🤔B.W.
Berry Waller That’s another stretch. I mean that purely in the metaphorical sense.
Could you imagine doing the states thing in India?
Nope. Because India doesn’t have states the way North America does.
2:51 LOL
I think Wayne has something against Alabama
He is from Florida so that might be part of it
To be fair, Alabama might have something against Wayne.
Not to be a stickler, but you split clams, not shuck them.
Hahahhaha
I don’t get the peanut butter thing
Genuinely?
@@xwinglover I am a fetus. :3
What does joke mean?
Well dogs like the taste of peanut butter. The suggestion is that Drew is putting it on his genitals for the dog to lick clean.
... Are you sure you want it explained?
“Rrrrrrrryan sings the same style version of this scene!” Lol
Meow!!
Meyow!! XD
1:27 :D
Two Drew jokes wasted in a row
Let the Alabama jokes kick in
m e o w
State song: Idaho and she cost too much,
William: That is amazingly inspired! Also Boises will be Boises. And if you Pocatello you better...okay I'm done now.😂😏🥔📺B.W.
Meow
I hope it wasn't chunky peanut butter
Being not an American, it's tough to understand some of the jokes
It's not, really. It might not be because you're not American.
HOW IS IT THAT COLIN AND RYAN ARE SO VASTLY COMEDIC/INTELECTUALLY SUPPERIOR TO THE OTHER TWO? Wane is alright, but the 4rth individual is always so lame.
Like Oklahoma, musicals about different US States
Massachusetts, Massachusetts, it’s the state where our favorite goat Tom lives.
Not anymore he doesn’t.
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wayne really did a whole ass one-man show about racism in ALABAMAAAAAAA in 15 seconds
There is a reason Greg Props isn't on the new version as much... he doesn't know when a joke is over or is too much.
IN ALABAMAAAAAAAAA
Greg not funny, he's definitely better as a host or something like that, not funny. definitely. Not funny.
Who else came here right after pewdiepie's thumbnail
Looks like Wayne has a hangup with Alabama. He gas done other insult jokes on that state.