SCP-2501│ The Claw │ Safe │ Telekinetic SCP

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    SCP-2501│ The Claw │ Safe │ Telekinetic SCP
    Item #: SCP-2501
    Object Class: Safe
    Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2501 is to be kept in Storage Vault 3-H at Research Site-45. Only personnel with special exemption keycards will be allowed to access SCP-2501. However, the use and/or misuse of SCP-2501 is still strictly prohibited, punishable up to termination. All previous documentation and research regarding SCP-2501 is to be kept on high security Foundation servers.
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Комментарии • 1,2 тыс.

  • @TheVolgun
    @TheVolgun  4 года назад +1407

    I am prepared for the Toy Story jokes, haha!

    • @pom8238
      @pom8238 4 года назад +22

      Toy Story joke

    • @Ranmus
      @Ranmus 4 года назад +33

      The Claw... - Green Aliens

    • @TowerMom
      @TowerMom 4 года назад +22

      THE CLAAAAAAAAWW 🤣🤣🤣 ooooOOOOOoooo

    • @readhistory2023
      @readhistory2023 4 года назад +15

      Or Inspector Gadget.

    • @antagonizerr
      @antagonizerr 4 года назад +14

      I was just, literally, thinking how I hadn't seen an SCP from you in a bit. You timing is impeccable chum. This is a 'Kids in the Hall' SCP. "I am crushing your head..." lol

  • @The_Joestar
    @The_Joestar 4 года назад +727

    Safe ones are my favourites. Barely any redacted content and are usually well-written.

    • @quin.mp4
      @quin.mp4 4 года назад +42

      bro fr its so annoying when a document is redacted

    • @brandonvelde5774
      @brandonvelde5774 4 года назад +83

      @@quin.mp4 To be honest I really don't mind it as long as what's redacted makes sense (Identities, Locations, Infohazards).

    • @plasmancer6104
      @plasmancer6104 4 года назад +34

      I dont mind the ones with heavy redacted content, even if they have to [ ] and [ ] whilst it is [ ] along with the problems such as [ ] and that was before they used the pig.
      It makes sense if you dont think about them

    • @Rygore_BoldHeart
      @Rygore_BoldHeart 3 года назад +18

      Safe SCP typically have more written on them because they can be safely analyzed in their containment providing for a more detailed report.

    • @jimmypratt
      @jimmypratt 3 года назад +1

      I have a notebook I write my questions and theories in when I read/watch scp logs and there’s normally way more for them. It’s great.

  • @alexanderwalker5473
    @alexanderwalker5473 4 года назад +1777

    *The testers then went on to found the hydraulic press channel*

    • @cezarcatalin1406
      @cezarcatalin1406 4 года назад +60

      Mr pigeon man
      And for today’s extra content, we crush the moon with this weird soviet claw

    • @zobblewobble1770
      @zobblewobble1770 4 года назад +18

      Mr pigeon man “Hellu, and welcome to the hydr-oo-lic press channel. This SCP is extremely dangerous, and we must deal with it.”

    • @S8tan7
      @S8tan7 4 года назад +14

      “Ho li sheet”

    • @enfbreacher5436
      @enfbreacher5436 4 года назад +2

      Zobblewobble you beat me to the joke

    • @trindalas
      @trindalas 3 года назад +3

      Oh the videos they could make with this...

  • @niina83
    @niina83 4 года назад +329

    Wouldnt this also make a decent self defense item for use against SCP-2399 once it leaves Juptier and you can get visual contact?

    • @drunkensailor5771
      @drunkensailor5771 4 года назад +79

      I didn't like how that scp was witen, they kept talking about there hopeless even though they have like 300 things which could destroy it

    • @zachelkins1229
      @zachelkins1229 4 года назад +70

      @@drunkensailor5771 My assumption is the people writing up that one were doing so with limited knowledge of other SCPs, after all not everyone knows everything and not all sites have access to all items.

    • @Attaxalotl
      @Attaxalotl 4 года назад +9

      @@drunkensailor5771 I liked it.

    • @Attaxalotl
      @Attaxalotl 4 года назад +6

      Huh. Yeah! Why don't they send the claw up there right now, take aim at the big robot, and squish it!

    • @memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487
      @memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487 4 года назад +7

      @@Attaxalotl cuz you would squish Jupiter 2

  • @Thegr8MC
    @Thegr8MC 4 года назад +1621

    Logs recovered from a MC&D server:
    -So who's buying the metal claw that can crush anything?
    -Some guy with username DestroytheSun2020.
    -...
    -On second thought, let's let the skippers have this one....

    • @MrIchmed
      @MrIchmed 4 года назад +79

      @Paradoxical Nightmare Or maybe he did his thing and that's why the sun "broke"

    • @giggabiite4417
      @giggabiite4417 4 года назад +25

      There’s that guy on Twitter, F the moon too

    • @Reynevan100
      @Reynevan100 4 года назад +36

      It could not work on the sun, as its a ball of plasma,which is closer to liquid and gas state than to solid.
      But, well... Snap the moon and we are fucked thoroughly enough :D

    • @thelaughingrouge
      @thelaughingrouge 4 года назад +1

      This legit made me laugh.

    • @louiesatterwhite3885
      @louiesatterwhite3885 4 года назад +7

      @@Reynevan100 technically plasma is closer to a supercritical fluid, but yeah

  • @targetisstrong9180
    @targetisstrong9180 4 года назад +878

    Only in scp universe do I know termination doesn’t mean “you’re fired” haha

    • @Lolcat21
      @Lolcat21 4 года назад +8

      It means your dead

    • @cyberdiver7076
      @cyberdiver7076 4 года назад +13

      @Yaroslav L bad dum tss

    • @timtim6373
      @timtim6373 4 года назад +18

      They probably use termination instead of fired because of the ambiguity termination implies. Example “Doc Jonson was terminated after a failed penis inspection” was he killed or just fired you won’t know but you know you don’t want to find out.

    • @llewelynshingler2173
      @llewelynshingler2173 4 года назад +3

      If they fire you, you are "Dismissed"

    • @misdafireinfexus5828
      @misdafireinfexus5828 4 года назад

      @@timtim6373 they dont actually kill everyone who is terminated

  • @hithere5553
    @hithere5553 4 года назад +737

    “Commissar Yarrick has entered the chat”

    • @giovannibini6809
      @giovannibini6809 4 года назад +49

      OI! NOW DATS A PROPPA POWA KLAW FO SUM GUD SMASHIN'

    • @MZ-9993
      @MZ-9993 4 года назад +12

      "WHERE IS GHAZGHKULL?"

    • @dominicomegon4714
      @dominicomegon4714 4 года назад +24

      That claw is just one of Slanessh's nipple clamps.

    • @DTSephiroth
      @DTSephiroth 4 года назад +7

      Saw this comming.... Hahaha

    • @DrCoomer_1
      @DrCoomer_1 4 года назад +4

      That one right there, is a nipple striker.

  • @TobiNightcore
    @TobiNightcore 4 года назад +884

    Imagine just popping stars with this thing. This is potentially one of the most powerful SCPs when you think about it

    • @valhalanguardsman2588
      @valhalanguardsman2588 4 года назад +111

      *casualy pops SCP-682 out of existance* yeah

    • @TheUnluckyEverydude
      @TheUnluckyEverydude 4 года назад +156

      That's probably what happened with that asteroid experiment. Depending on how bad they missed, they could've crushed a galaxy.

    • @reubenoakley8967
      @reubenoakley8967 4 года назад +77

      @@valhalanguardsman2588 Nah, we'd probably just get a really skinny 682, lol

    • @reubenoakley8967
      @reubenoakley8967 4 года назад +27

      @@TheUnluckyEverydude And one random alien who lived there survives and comes for revenge

    • @arcticafrostbite617
      @arcticafrostbite617 4 года назад +50

      Do keep in mind that in space "dark matter" which has been proven to exist bends light so when you look at a star at night its not in the position it actually is.

  • @lobsangthegod8371
    @lobsangthegod8371 4 года назад +292

    One for the algorithm. Keep doing what you're doing.

  • @SketchAndEtch
    @SketchAndEtch 4 года назад +213

    Makes one wonder if this is indeed the last or even the first item that MC&D passed onto the Foundation across the years. I'm willing to bet that they've encountered a fair share of extremely dangerous items in their ventures.

    • @JackgarPrime
      @JackgarPrime 4 года назад +53

      It's interesting to see through items like this how groups like MC&D or The Serpent's Hand think of the Foundation. While normally they're in opposition, there are situations where they know something needs to be kept away from the world, and that the Foundations are the ones to do it.

    • @ThreeBeeHDb
      @ThreeBeeHDb 4 года назад +9

      I'm more curious about what happens if you manage to find a way to turn the safety switch off.

    • @gavinbrown216
      @gavinbrown216 4 года назад +2

      ThreeBee HD189733b it probably starts crushing things without having a human use it

    • @SketchAndEtch
      @SketchAndEtch 4 года назад +14

      @@ThreeBeeHDb If I understood the description correctly the safety is stuck on OFF setting at all times on this thing hence why it can crush anything.

  • @p0laris74yt8
    @p0laris74yt8 4 года назад +540

    Now if only Dr. Claw had this when fighting Inspector Gadget, he’d probably win more.
    I also just realized this is the SCP version of someone “crushing” something far away with their fingers.

    • @remc0s
      @remc0s 4 года назад +21

      "Next time, Gadget.
      Next time..."

    • @Attaxalotl
      @Attaxalotl 4 года назад +2

      Yup.

    • @nichsulol4844
      @nichsulol4844 3 года назад +2

      @@Attaxalotl hand prothesis but with a contain spinning sphere ring of reactor

    • @matthewmorrison3745
      @matthewmorrison3745 3 года назад +3

      Yeah the way it was explained at first kind of confused me but as the test went on I was like "how is he crushing something from 200 me- Oooooh now I get it"

    • @ravendelacour1917
      @ravendelacour1917 2 года назад +2

      I was thinking more The Kids in the Hall "I'll squish your head" skit for this one.

  • @KatKit52
    @KatKit52 4 года назад +381

    Until Lady Emily mentioned "for the safety of the sun and/or moon" it didn't even cross my mind that you could use this to crush the sun and/or moon. Now I really want to see if we can.

    • @VelociraptorsOfSkyrim
      @VelociraptorsOfSkyrim 4 года назад +33

      At least, don't do it with our Sun. That would just end horribly for everyone involved.

    • @kindledninja
      @kindledninja 4 года назад +17

      @@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim black hole

    • @VelociraptorsOfSkyrim
      @VelociraptorsOfSkyrim 4 года назад +11

      @@kindledninja Yes. Hence the whole "Don't try it on our Sun" thing.

    • @KatKit52
      @KatKit52 4 года назад +4

      @Mauricio Osuna I can't even do it a little bit? Just a little squeeze?

    • @louiesatterwhite3885
      @louiesatterwhite3885 4 года назад +11

      @@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim it would end badly for the moon as well

  • @Fulgrim2
    @Fulgrim2 4 года назад +836

    For the love of god, don’t do “I’m crushing your head!” with that thing.

    • @Lectrikfro
      @Lectrikfro 4 года назад +54

      I feel like the item was written with that skit in mind rather than the Toy Story one

    • @DTSephiroth
      @DTSephiroth 4 года назад +11

      Damn it, that was my first idea. All those heretics though....

    • @EvolvedWizard
      @EvolvedWizard 4 года назад +6

      But.. isn't that what this thing is for!?

    • @phetes810
      @phetes810 4 года назад +6

      I pinch your face

    • @sandozdelysid
      @sandozdelysid 4 года назад +5

      I, too, am pinching your face!

  • @JackgarPrime
    @JackgarPrime 4 года назад +256

    I love this SCP in particular, because it's one where, at first, you're like "Oh, that's a quirky ability. Could probably do some damage, like with that tank." But then you think deeper about how far it can go and you get a "Oh....oh god. Oh god!" moment. Pretty much what MC&D even thought.
    By the way, do you have any plans to do SCP-1233 or 4233 (presumably the former before the latter, since they're related)? Hearing you voicing for those skips would be AMAZING!

    • @josephengel8263
      @josephengel8263 4 года назад +4

      JackgarPrime ive never heard of those two you mentioned but I just read the entries and holy crap I love them both.

    • @JackgarPrime
      @JackgarPrime 4 года назад +3

      @@josephengel8263 Aren't they the best?! There are a number of tales about the first one that get really fun.

    • @squash2127
      @squash2127 4 года назад +2

      Wow i just read these two and they are my new favorite SCPs

    • @trainman5675
      @trainman5675 4 года назад +1

      When MC&D say nope this things to dangerous to be in anyone's hands

  • @JackEverfree
    @JackEverfree 4 года назад +74

    Everyone’s thinking about the destruction of the object when they state that they’re going to crush the object what they’re forgetting about are the byproducts. This thing is creating energy, if you crush something with enough mass with enough speed you’re going to create a black hole.

    • @merchskele7507
      @merchskele7507 4 года назад +6

      AH the Boyz Will like this. Gitz Mork's and Gork's power Clawz!
      But in all honesty that is correct though the power to create a black hole by squeezing something withing visual range...
      Ouch there goes the world..

    • @Zargabaath
      @Zargabaath 4 года назад +8

      Honestly, I doubt a black hole would be created. None of the items crushed came anywhere close to their Schwarzschild Radius. Assuming celestial objects crush/compact to the same degree, everything would be "fine" (no black holes).
      I think if it could create black holes, they would've created one, even if it evaporated before it could be thoroughly studied.
      I'm curious about what using this on a black hole would do though. There are a lot of fun things to speculate about on that front.

    • @endlessenigma3855
      @endlessenigma3855 4 года назад +4

      @@Zargabaath Those were all relatively close range tests though. I believe it is implied one actually was created, when they squished the balloon. The is foundation very thorough, and not recovering any wreckage from that test seems quite telling. It could be construed as them just not finding it because it was so high up or made so small, but it's also possible that it was squished so thoroughly that it became a black hole which immediately evaporated. Even if it was just made incredibly small, the sun or even moon has much more mass than a balloon, and if flattened to the same thickness I'm pretty sure it would make a black hole. Aside from that, I do agree pinching a with this black hole would be very interesting endeavor.

    • @BEZERKSTUDIOS718
      @BEZERKSTUDIOS718 3 года назад +2

      @@endlessenigma3855 pretty sure that was a reference to the roswell incident

    • @Chokah
      @Chokah 2 года назад +2

      also, I'm pretty sure if you turn a 10cm tall solid metal cylinder into a like.5cm thick disk, there's some nuclear force level stuff happening to it...

  • @tamar7065
    @tamar7065 4 года назад +235

    There's not a ton of SCPs that make me immediately go "I WANT IT" but this is one of them. God, the horrible horrible mischief you could get up to. It's like a more interactive death note.

    • @reubenoakley8967
      @reubenoakley8967 4 года назад +31

      It's not exactly subtle though. You have to be within sight of the target, and you have a big ol' claw on your arm

    • @Oblong-Orange
      @Oblong-Orange 4 года назад +17

      And that’s the reason we can’t have nice things.

    • @henrymcdowell3103
      @henrymcdowell3103 4 года назад +43

      If you think about it, guns are also like an interactive death note.

    • @tamar7065
      @tamar7065 4 года назад +14

      @@henrymcdowell3103 Good point 🤔

    • @MrBlack0950
      @MrBlack0950 4 года назад

      With lots of head smooshing

  • @SerWindpipes
    @SerWindpipes 4 года назад +822

    Everyone's making Toy Story jokes, and I'm just sitting here yelling WAAAAAAAAGH! at the top of my lungs.

    • @Lakefront_Khan
      @Lakefront_Khan 4 года назад +63

      YOU WA MATE, YOU WANT A KRUMPIN, YOU WANT A KRUMPIN WIT DA KLAW!!

    • @Fulgrim2
      @Fulgrim2 4 года назад +20

      I’m thinking of “The kids in the hall” myself but a WAAAAAAGGGGHH! Is just as good.

    • @jakoski
      @jakoski 4 года назад +25

      Sebastian Yarrick is coming for you all. Be afraid, orks...

    • @NPC-kv6ee
      @NPC-kv6ee 4 года назад +30

      ORKZORKZORKZORKZORKZORKZORKZORKZORKZORKZORKZORKZORKZORKZORKZ

    • @Chaosrain112
      @Chaosrain112 4 года назад +21

      OI! DA BOSS GOT A SHINY NEW POWA KLAW

  • @dinolover
    @dinolover 4 года назад +68

    So this scp is essentially a literal version of when you picture squeezing two things together with your fingers in front of your face?

    • @notgray88
      @notgray88 4 года назад +7

      Yes, I think that's probably what the concept was based on

  • @SheosMan117
    @SheosMan117 4 года назад +267

    How did they "destroy" the chocolate? I'm pretty sure I could've helped them in that regard.

    • @ndt_dynamite2247
      @ndt_dynamite2247 4 года назад +36

      more probably, it was incinerated, the Foundation would probably be paranoid that it contains some, completely undetectable super - zombie - pathogen or something

    • @piguyalamode164
      @piguyalamode164 4 года назад +14

      @@ndt_dynamite2247 Ah, so feed it to some D class?

    • @ndt_dynamite2247
      @ndt_dynamite2247 4 года назад +5

      @@piguyalamode164 sure, better that than waste it entirely

    • @nichsulol4844
      @nichsulol4844 3 года назад +1

      the ten finger wearing and hand too

  • @mysteriousfigure2683
    @mysteriousfigure2683 4 года назад +166

    “The Claaaaaawww”
    “I have been chosen”

    • @ambiuscyben4045
      @ambiuscyben4045 4 года назад

      Results: A fate worse than crushed.
      -pans to the kids perception-
      *Kid brings home toy soildier and proceeds to use explosives*
      Woody and friends watch from the window.
      SCP Unknown. Description? An assortment of living toys. Lol

  • @Zoniy0
    @Zoniy0 4 года назад +64

    MCD rep: "So what do you plan to do with this item upon receiving it?"
    Buyer: "the sun's light woke me from the best dream ive ever had...i wish to go back to that dream. And take everyone with me"
    MCD rep: 😓

    • @lordgenerias
      @lordgenerias 2 года назад

      That made me think of the Squidbillies cartoon. One of the theme songs.
      "My sons are all dead an' buried!
      Sometimes I wish the sun would just *explode.*
      When God comes and calls me to his kingdom;
      I'll take all ya *sons o' b|7¢#35* when I go!"

  • @neoordwell
    @neoordwell 4 года назад +94

    They gave the foundation some GIFTS and they just DESTROYED THE GIFTS and i am OUTRAGED

    • @TheRealRightPrice
      @TheRealRightPrice 4 года назад +37

      Perhaps the chocolate was destroyed via consumption.

    • @Vonn_Loren
      @Vonn_Loren 4 года назад +22

      Hey, if I was in that position, I would absolutely consume that box of La Maison du Chocolat and record it as "destroyed". I mean, technically, it would be. :3

    • @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong
      @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong 4 года назад +34

      @@Vonn_Loren "chocolate was exposed to intense heat until melted, then submerged in acid until fully dissolved"

    • @EvolvedWizard
      @EvolvedWizard 4 года назад +6

      We have determined this box and it's contents to be non-anomalous, so can I have one now? Pleeeeease!?

    • @zobblewobble1770
      @zobblewobble1770 4 года назад +4

      Coralreef aka Lostflamefox Yeah, they could have used that store credit to buy another SCP to contain SMH

  • @Ranmus
    @Ranmus 4 года назад +224

    Have you had a visit from sentient, squeaky, green aliens asking about "The Claw"?

    • @rollochairbreaker230
      @rollochairbreaker230 4 года назад +13

      You have saved our lives. We are eternally grateful.

    • @CBRN-115
      @CBRN-115 4 года назад +4

      WAAAAAAAAAAGH

    • @thething225able
      @thething225able 4 года назад +2

      @@CBRN-115 looks like the first legion needs to go on a crusade against these new greenskin xenos scum

    • @caseyleeshort
      @caseyleeshort 4 года назад +1

      so dats were mah klaw went

  • @ami4705
    @ami4705 4 года назад +47

    *goes down to make a toy story joke*
    *sees Volgun anticipated that*
    rip

  • @nistarok123
    @nistarok123 4 года назад +35

    So, this is basically "The Hydraulic Press Channel", SCP style.

  • @antitheist3206
    @antitheist3206 4 года назад +182

    So this thing was so outlandishly powerful that one of MCD's top brass sent it to the Foundation for safe keeping...
    Just goes to show that "safe" really is a misnomer.

    • @JoyfulTeufel
      @JoyfulTeufel 4 года назад +43

      It's safe because you can put it in a box and it won't break out on its own. It's the right definition, but "safe" really isn't a good word to indicate it..

    • @OverworkedITGuy
      @OverworkedITGuy 4 года назад +39

      The classifications are primarily designations for how easy the SCP is to keep contained. Not so much it's actual danger factor.

    • @antitheist3206
      @antitheist3206 4 года назад +12

      I know that.
      Hence calling "safe" a misnomer.

    • @snewsh
      @snewsh 4 года назад +12

      MC&D: greedy, but not stupid.

    • @Ake-TL
      @Ake-TL 4 года назад +5

      Super Great716 they are reworking it, but I don’t like it

  • @toaster9922
    @toaster9922 4 года назад +129

    Marshall Carter and Dark saw how dangerous this thing could be and decided to give it to the foundation instead of selling it.

    • @Fulgrim2
      @Fulgrim2 4 года назад +16

      With store credit to boot!

    • @BYERE
      @BYERE 4 года назад +23

      Even those with... less than scrupulous ideals... can see that an object with such power could easily be turned on them. All they'd have to do is thing how much they could get away with something like that, and then realise that they could end up a target of the buyer.
      In their own words, it would be "a poor business decision" to sell it to anyone.

    • @JackgarPrime
      @JackgarPrime 4 года назад +28

      That's one of the things I love about this skip. It gives some characterization to one of the more enigmatic groups. "We could make a ton of money off of this one, but we'd like to still have a world to spend that money in."

    • @ceooftaxfraud8974
      @ceooftaxfraud8974 4 года назад

      Destroy it bro ;-;

    • @EmilioReyes_97
      @EmilioReyes_97 Год назад

      @@JackgarPrime One of the few rich people with some actual for-sight

  • @GADouglasMacarthur
    @GADouglasMacarthur 4 года назад +113

    Forget the claw, prepare for the CLAMPS

    • @GADouglasMacarthur
      @GADouglasMacarthur 4 года назад +1

      See I pulled a sneaky on you

    • @greg_greg469
      @greg_greg469 4 года назад +2

      Hahaha futurama joke

    • @riolusx2926
      @riolusx2926 4 года назад

      Or a clamp like device

    • @dboot8886
      @dboot8886 4 года назад +3

      CLIP CLAMP CLA-BAMP! I'M OILIN' UP MY WHOSITS!

    • @eternalmec3777
      @eternalmec3777 4 года назад +1

      How did you get that fancy icon next to your name?

  • @bbluva20
    @bbluva20 4 года назад +21

    MC&D executives: This is a pretty sweet piece of tech here, going to make a lot of money on this one. Let's open the bidding at... hmm... 10 million dollars.
    *20 million dollar bid, 30, 55, 75, 125 million dollar bids all appear in rapid succession*
    MC&D executive: Wow! I knew this would be a cash grab! Who are the people bidding?
    *List of bidders show around 90% of them are "problematic" customers on the company charter*
    MC&D executive: Uhhhhh... let's take this one off the catalog

  • @NATT441
    @NATT441 4 года назад +26

    Memo from Dr. ██████ to maintenance:
    "Hey ███, I'm gonna need some guys up here in testing lab 11, minor chemical spill."
    "Anything ███████ this time?"
    "No, just some soup."
    "Another day at The Foundation, eh?"

  • @derkaiser9881
    @derkaiser9881 4 года назад +12

    I'm not gonna lie, I saw that Volgun mug and checked the merch store to see if I could buy one. That's really quite a nice look.

  • @mistahanansi2264
    @mistahanansi2264 4 года назад +48

    Looks like someone might be able to crush the Sun or Moon itself and wipe out all life on the planet... yeah I’d just erase all records of this thing and put it somewhere no one can use it. Shoulda tested it out in 682 first though...

    • @memegod6750
      @memegod6750 4 года назад +1

      Not gonna work btw

    • @TaoScribble
      @TaoScribble 4 года назад +14

      I don't want 682 to somehow become immune to this thing. Can't it regenerate from just a few cells or some absurdity like that?

    • @memegod6750
      @memegod6750 4 года назад +6

      @@TaoScribble yes. a spaceship meant to destroy planets fired a laser at it, but 682 flung it from the milky way to Andromeda, not to mention 001 couldn't kill it with it's sword

    • @hallucino8366
      @hallucino8366 4 года назад +21

      682 has plot armor. It's stupid and honestly makes me hate it more and more each time they find some cop out reason to keep the lizard alive.

    • @goldenking2046
      @goldenking2046 4 года назад +16

      @@TaoScribble Given how 682 reacted to having it's atoms torn apart by the physics machine, I think rather than becoming immune, it would probably evolve to continue living and functioning as a flat 2-dimensional being.

  • @victorbruant389
    @victorbruant389 4 года назад +49

    Especially handy if you have problems using docking ports

    • @something1135
      @something1135 4 года назад +5

      *handy*

    • @higgsbonbon
      @higgsbonbon 4 года назад +1

      ... so you can crush the target vessel paper thin?

  • @gaabrrable
    @gaabrrable 4 года назад +3

    Scientists: Lets crush a soup can haha
    Scientists few days later: Lets crush a star haha

  • @willwh9228
    @willwh9228 4 года назад +48

    We need inspector gadget doctor bright got scp 2501 and became "doctor claw" again

  • @Sarindanvelor
    @Sarindanvelor 4 года назад +5

    tbh seems like the perfect object for a neutralization attempt on 2399 just get an ungodly highpowered telescope point the claw and crush the destroyer like the tin can it is

  • @spicyLEGO
    @spicyLEGO 4 года назад +9

    Awwwww MC&D cares about humanity, moon and the sun

  • @weresmyothersok
    @weresmyothersok 4 года назад +4

    Seems like one of the more useful SCPs that could be used to subdue orcontain other SCPs. The Jupiter great red spot machine first comes to mind . . .

  • @0meat
    @0meat 4 года назад +9

    The only image I can have in my head of these tests is it being done by the myth busters.

  • @Shadowbane0
    @Shadowbane0 4 года назад +2

    I really like this portrayal of Mashall, Carter, and Dark. They are not evil, all they care about are resources and are not concerned with something like world domination, or destroying other groups of interest. They simply take advantage of anomalous objects.

  • @3RAN7ON
    @3RAN7ON 4 года назад +9

    You ever seen the TV show Kids in the Hall? "I'm crushing your head!"

  • @chrisdooley6468
    @chrisdooley6468 4 года назад +1

    Oooh the list of SCPs I’d use this claw on is long lol. The Old Man, The Sculpture the list goes on and on lol.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +14

    All Toy Story Jokes aside, this is pretty cool concept for an SCP

  • @robertwalker-smith2739
    @robertwalker-smith2739 2 года назад +2

    The idea of Mickey D deciding 'ehhh, let's let the Jailors keep this out of circulation' is wryly amusing.

  • @markmulder9845
    @markmulder9845 4 года назад +10

    Me: Hey guys look, I'm darth Vader!
    Foundation: NO NO NO *Chokes in star wars*

  • @waddlesislife385
    @waddlesislife385 4 года назад +2

    You’re voice is so wonderful! Definitely my favorite way to listen to SCP files

  • @legiaanh4828
    @legiaanh4828 4 года назад +3

    This is surprisingly not the first time a GOI or POI just walk up to the foundation front door and ask them to contain something.

  • @karasumacha7559
    @karasumacha7559 4 года назад +1

    I kind of love that the claw was given to the foundation because the auction house couldn’t be bothered to deal with it.

  • @Myname-jy9pb
    @Myname-jy9pb 4 года назад +54

    I'm a simple man: the Volgun uploads, I click like and leave a comment.

  • @thetalkingbear
    @thetalkingbear 4 года назад +2

    Weekly inactments of "I crush your head" on 682. It'll keep coming back, but it would be helarious.

    • @tommykelley7826
      @tommykelley7826 4 года назад +2

      It'd be interesting to see how they conduct those "tests"

    • @TaoScribble
      @TaoScribble 4 года назад

      Wouldn't it become immune after the first time? D:

    • @thewizward8471
      @thewizward8471 4 года назад +1

      Put 053 next to 682 so it doesnt try anything and go ham

  • @biggydx
    @biggydx 4 года назад +20

    So - potentially - this claw could "crush" an entire galaxy if it wanted to? I can understand why they would want this thing put away, in addition to disallowing further testing.

  • @mathiasblm9482
    @mathiasblm9482 4 года назад +6

    I like how this item can (probably) make the moon explode and make the sun go supernova BUT it’s still classified as safe xD

    • @padfrog193
      @padfrog193 4 года назад +4

      If a large enough box can keep it from effecting people, it's safe

    • @mathiasblm9482
      @mathiasblm9482 4 года назад +1

      @@padfrog193 I know but I still find it funny how they classify scps by "how easy it is to contain it" instead of how dangerous it actually is. This scp is probably a lot more dangerous than scps like scp 668, but it is still considered safe, because you can actually neutralize the wielder unlike scp 668 :P

  • @KumoThespood
    @KumoThespood 4 года назад +46

    A Marshall, Carter and dark Skip?
    Awww yeah, now we’re talking.
    Also, I wanna know what the mindset of this thing’s creator was when they made it.

    • @BYERE
      @BYERE 4 года назад +5

      Likely it was designed and created with good intention... like as a way to compact waste for easier disposal...
      But, as with any kind of power, it wouldn't take long for someone with a more dark design in mind to come along and try to use the item as a tool for evil.

    • @JackgarPrime
      @JackgarPrime 4 года назад +7

      "What if the I'm Squishing Your Head Game but for real?"
      Honestly it seems almost like a rejected Dr. Wondertainment item. It worked, but they realized this would stop being funny very quickly.

    • @reubenoakley8967
      @reubenoakley8967 4 года назад +3

      I mean, it seems like it used to have more settings, but got broken so that it was stuck on the highest one

    • @skeetsmcgrew3282
      @skeetsmcgrew3282 4 года назад +2

      I wanna know how it got all fucked up. Like "Hey Vlad, could you be careful, I know it's the God Claw and all but-- Aww goddammit Vlad what did I JUST say?! Ya broke the key off you idiot! Alrite that's it, we are selling it!"

  • @elsquisheeone
    @elsquisheeone 4 года назад +29

    ah yes, Jim Carrey's most powerful creation: The Claw

    • @apexpredator1734
      @apexpredator1734 4 года назад +1

      elsquisheeone ayyyy I get it, from liar liar

  • @ShadowsWrath4
    @ShadowsWrath4 4 года назад +29

    "No no, just...Claw...one word. Like Madonna."
    "Too bad Hook's already taken, huh?"

  • @RenKorrum
    @RenKorrum 4 года назад +15

    "Welcome to hydraulic claw channel... And here we go!"

    • @gerardmourits8709
      @gerardmourits8709 4 года назад +1

      This Buick lesabre is very dangerous and could attak at any time.
      So ve vill have to deal with it.

  • @cossakrose
    @cossakrose 4 года назад +6

    Unstoppable/Unkillable SCP: *exists*
    SCP Foundation: We can't do anything against it!
    SCP-2501: *"Am I a joke to you...?"*

  • @MrJestir
    @MrJestir Год назад

    I am going back through your videos and rewatching all of them again

  • @salt5725
    @salt5725 4 года назад +38

    That's what the aliens from toy story was talking about

  • @louhani6712
    @louhani6712 4 года назад +1

    Would like to see you cover one of the series 6 SCPs perhaps the one you helped with 5999

  • @insanemang9983
    @insanemang9983 4 года назад +3

    "Result non applicable, comments cancled" so yeah that basicly means its range is damn near infinite.

  • @eliasa8187
    @eliasa8187 4 года назад

    Congrats on 500k I've been with you since day 1!

  • @aroachyboachy4716
    @aroachyboachy4716 4 года назад +3

    So it's a Russian made telekinetic robot claw gauntlet that can crush stuff
    I thought this was scp not metal gear

  • @whatisyoursporenameifyouha8044
    @whatisyoursporenameifyouha8044 4 года назад

    I just realized this was one of the yt channels I loved to watch as a kid

  • @simethigsomethingidfk
    @simethigsomethingidfk 4 года назад +4

    its really items like this that sorta ruin my immersion in the whole scp thing. im perfectly fine with the huge amount of inconsistencies and really lack of any main story. but i still just cant get over the fact that this could be used to solve so many problems in other scps but it isnt. like 2399 for example. but thats probably just me tbh

    • @Gunbomber
      @Gunbomber 4 года назад +4

      All the items and stories on the SCP univers are canon and non-canon at the same time. If this one annoy you, just consider it non-canon and go to the next one.

    • @aadidhakal3711
      @aadidhakal3711 2 года назад

      As @Alain S. you can consider this non-canon if it bothers you.
      Side note though: In my opinion, using scp 2051 on 2399 could have negative consequences that the foundation doesn't want to risk. For example, why can't the people/thing who sent 2399 just send a new one. Perhaps the next one won't miss earth.

  • @just-some-menace6138
    @just-some-menace6138 4 года назад +2

    Perfect for CBT.

  • @suckersupreme4380
    @suckersupreme4380 4 года назад +3

    Literally just what all of us did as kids, plus consequences

  • @ChaselessTV
    @ChaselessTV 4 года назад

    Hek yeah dude good to see you're still making scp videos! I love listening to your video's in class and it's so cool! keep it up!!

  • @thaelynhunnicutt7366
    @thaelynhunnicutt7366 4 года назад +4

    The claw has chosen

  • @the_birthday_skeleton
    @the_birthday_skeleton 4 года назад +2

    ༼ ༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ༽ "It's gonna be clamp this, clamp that. Bada-climp, bada-clamp!" "He's champin' for a clampin'!" "Ooh, that's gotta clamp!"

  • @uberdan1337
    @uberdan1337 4 года назад +3

    You're prepared for Toy Story jokes, and I'm here thinking about Liar Liar. "Watch out, it's the CLAW! You're scared of the claw! Rawr!"

  • @aidandonnelly3022
    @aidandonnelly3022 4 года назад

    I straight up sit and wait every Sunday waiting for an upload like a fucking goblin

  • @Mixomin
    @Mixomin 4 года назад +26

    SCP-2501 looks like what an edgy engi main would use to ruin everyone's fun on 2fort

    • @jamesthegoo7600
      @jamesthegoo7600 4 года назад +3

      I don't see what's edgy about a robot hand

    • @putincena7376
      @putincena7376 4 года назад +1

      *Mini Sentry Intensifies*

    • @I1LOVE1ROOT1BEER
      @I1LOVE1ROOT1BEER 4 года назад

      @@jamesthegoo7600 the item itself is not the problem, it's how some people use it. It is disposable, cheap area denial which a bunch of classes can't easily counter, at least not without changing how they play or their loadout. Running in and slamming a mini sentry down in the middle of everything takes little skill, and can disrupt more interesting interactions

  • @rogue.6269
    @rogue.6269 4 года назад +1

    Can we get a reading on SCP-372, The Peripheral Jumper?

  • @hithere5553
    @hithere5553 4 года назад +3

    “Ghazghkull Thraka likes that”

    • @durnaxe8708
      @durnaxe8708 4 года назад

      Nah, that would make fights too easy and unfun. Commisar Yarrick on the other hand....well crushing people with a great hand of gork (or mork) would certainly make orks piss themselves....and give Khorne a great hoot!

    • @giovannibini6809
      @giovannibini6809 4 года назад

      NOW DATS A PROPPA SMASHY KLAW!

  • @ProtoKun7
    @ProtoKun7 4 года назад

    An excellent reminder that object classification is primarily in reference to containment difficulty and not necessarily damage potential.

  • @TowerMom
    @TowerMom 4 года назад +9

    If anyone believes that chocolate was destroyed, then I'm the queen of England. Its CHOCOLATE! Someone ate it. 🤣

    • @switchplayer1016
      @switchplayer1016 4 года назад +5

      MCD are a crafty bunch. For all the foundation new the chocolate was a trojan horse containing a mind controlling parasite that would be used in some larger operation to steal a high value SCP.

    • @TowerMom
      @TowerMom 4 года назад

      @@switchplayer1016 truuuuue...
      But...
      NOMS! GIMME NOMS! 🤣

    • @crypto1223
      @crypto1223 4 года назад

      switch player 101 They’re MC&D they can just buy their way to an SCP The Foundation has.

    • @switchplayer1016
      @switchplayer1016 4 года назад

      @@crypto1223 they would have to infiltrate the foundation to obtain an SCP. The S in SCP stands for Secure not Sell.

  • @markawbolton
    @markawbolton 2 года назад

    I Liked that one. The Note that accomppanied it was particularly whimsical.

  • @yunetori5333
    @yunetori5333 4 года назад +3

    THE CLAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW!

  • @BlueZombieBlood
    @BlueZombieBlood 4 года назад +1

    Couldn't this theoretically be a solution to the red spot on Jupiter? Someone should write that entry.

  • @AnimeShinigami13
    @AnimeShinigami13 4 года назад +4

    loooooooooool they're so desperate to get rid of it they'll 'pay' the SCP foundation to take it off their hands! ahahahahahahahahahaha.

  • @willropa4226
    @willropa4226 4 года назад +1

    I rather wonder now how useful this item is when used against invincible SCP's like Joe Schmoe or Malfunctioning Destroyer.

  • @SenHai
    @SenHai 4 года назад +3

    This is literally a big reference to people sticking their fingers out and pretending to crush things they can see. This could have easily been a J-SCP.

  • @desdenova1
    @desdenova1 4 года назад +1

    So, this is what Dr. Bright uses to open those stubborn pickle jars.

  • @MrDarkone713
    @MrDarkone713 3 года назад +3

    Damn the buick tho? Just ruined a classic and so specific with the year 🤣🤣

  • @alchemicpunk1509
    @alchemicpunk1509 4 года назад

    A rather fun SCP. Also one of the candidates for "Let's test it on 682! What could POSSIBLY go wrong!"

  • @pajamapantsjack5874
    @pajamapantsjack5874 4 года назад +3

    OOOOOO YOU’RE SCARED OF THE CLAW

  • @harukasatou1359
    @harukasatou1359 4 года назад +2

    You could thanos snap... Or rather "Thanos Flatten" anything you'd like with this gauntlet

  • @chaos0987654321
    @chaos0987654321 3 года назад +1

    the foundation has this yet 2399 still poses an XK class scenario
    shows how dedicated the Foundation is to only containing anomalies.

  • @thegreatestpepe
    @thegreatestpepe 4 года назад +1

    Fun Fact: The Bootes Void (a region of space otherwise known as "The Great Nothing") was created when someone absentmindedly looked up into the night sky and pinched his fingers using SCP-2501.

  • @mojo481
    @mojo481 4 года назад +2

    mess with me ya get THE CLAAAAMPZ!

  • @hamburglar1978
    @hamburglar1978 4 года назад

    I miss seeing your videos buddy, thanks for the post. I look forward to more!

  • @Pinefr0st
    @Pinefr0st 4 года назад +1

    The first thing that popped into my head when the anomalous properties were described was some fool squishing the moon.

  • @badabingbadaboom9251
    @badabingbadaboom9251 4 года назад

    Congratulations on 500,000!

  • @Crobifer
    @Crobifer 4 года назад

    I love how he knew. Us humans would make toy story 3 jokes about the scp
    THE CLAWWWWWWWWWWW

  • @NerdyAngel1989
    @NerdyAngel1989 3 года назад +1

    Every time I hear “special key cards will be given out by 05” I can’t help but think that means “Dr. Bright will no longer be allowed access to this SCP, for any reason yes even if it’s “really fun man”.”

  • @ZombieGuy2401
    @ZombieGuy2401 4 года назад

    This is a great example of how the containment class system works

  • @MrNetrizhul
    @MrNetrizhul 3 года назад

    First thing that came to my mind was the Sun and the Moon, thanks that they did include this possibility.

  • @krovellium
    @krovellium 4 года назад +1

    “I’m crushing your head, Billy!”
    “B-Billy?”

  • @Mr-Mania
    @Mr-Mania 3 года назад

    2501 is a perfect example of how a Safe class object means it's simply easy to contain, and not how dangerous it is. Being able to pop anything would be catastrophic. It could destroy the moon in a second, or it could stop the day breaking.