Honest Trailers | John Wick: Chapter 2 & Chapter 3 - Parabellum
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Honest Trailers | John Wick: Chapter 2 & John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum
Voice Narration: Jon Bailey aka Epic Voice Guy
Title Design: Robert Holtby
Written by: Spencer Gilbert, Danielle Radford, & Lon Harris
Produced by: Spencer Gilbert
Edited by: Kevin Williamsen
Post-Production Supervisor: Emin Bassavand
Director of Video Production: Max Dionne
Associate Producer: Ryan O'Toole
Executive Producer: Roth Cornet
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"A man with Karen hair killing anyone who gets between him and the manager."
What a genius line. LMAO.
facts tho 😭😭
I instantly gave up on life the second he said it, I had to pause just to laugh at it.
lol i missed the part with the karen hair
There is no way movies like this aren't having an influence on all the mass shooting in the US.
@@jeffk464 Yes....shootings NEVER happened before action movies.
The Matrix: Overly complicated dystopia running amok and Keanu sacrifices himself
John Wick: Overly simplified dystopia run amok and Keanu sacrifices everyone else
Just depends on which one you like more, i personally prefer John Wick, those are some of the most entertaining action movies i have ever seen.
LOL! Pretty much!
@@Jones183 i bet you prefer John Wick because you don't need to watch it at least 5 time to understand the plot right . . .???
@@Jones183 I love the attention to the details, that makes john wick the best.
John Wick is just Neo after being inserted back into the Matrix, right?
"ᵗʰᵉ ᵘⁿᵈᵉʳʷᵃᵗᵉʳ ʰᵉᵃᵈˢʰᵒᵗ"
Honestly, that's my favorite part!
haha, yeah!
Now you see me headshot
How do you change the font size? I wanted to do exactly that, or maybe use a medium grey font colour so it's almost invisible, but I have no idea how to do either. Great joke, though.
6:02
This honest trailer was simultaneously funny and consistently reminded me how awesome these movies are lol
True!
Are you doing a reaction for this honest trailer?
Did you guys record your reaction to it?? Please tell me you did!!
Bah
You forgot the pencil
he missed the entire point of John killing those *literal assassins, trying to murder him*
"The John Wickipedia"
Nice 😀
.... headshot
I died with that one 🤣
That one made me laugh out loud :D
Good one
The John Wick movies are just secretly training Keanu Reeves to be an actual assassin
I don't think his assassination training is secret anymore, just he got too high-profile that they had to make a movie series explaining away Keanu's real-life exploits. "Of _Course_ it's just fiction!"
@@kaneo1 Yeah, they’re just recording his assassinations
If only someone could train him to be an actual actor.
Is there still a way to change your minds?
@@macariojasminlabog2763 To be honest no. I realize I'm in the minority and everyone thinks he's a good actor now but I just see the same wooden performance I've always seen just that with all the gunplay what seemed wooden now seems like a stoic tough guy. The only movie I ever liked him in was the first Bill and Ted movie where he just played himself. But I'm at the point where I pretty much hate most new movies so what the hell do I know.
Imagine if John Wick just left the gas station a little earlier.
I don't want to imagine that sad world.
😂
He would be enjoying his sadness with his little beagle.
Then it would've started at John wick 2
About 1000 other people would still be alive.
@@AlbertM170 would you beleve its only around 300?
If Keanu and Halle had a kid, it would be the best looking, un aging, immortal badass ever.
Gross
@vbddfy euuyt so did I
So....Paul Rudd?
I bet he would also write really weird Mangas
@@davidw5993 this movie had Paul Rudd?? 🙄
You'd think at one point in the sequels, one assassin would put their gun down and just walk away.
One of them did, in the first movie though!
In the first movie that happened.
This is literally the bases of John Wick, he put his gun down well before all of this 🤣
Like the guy in iron man 3 that goes "honestly I hate working here they're so weird" and runs off. If my boss was a murderous freak, I'd do the same without hesitation
Like in Mister Right 😂
_"Getting run over is good, it builds resistance"_ - John Wick
"Getting hit by cars strengthens the knees" - John Wick
"Falling off roofs improves bone strength" - also John Wick
“)
"Chopping off your fingers improves pulling the trigger head shot precision" - John Wick
"john wick is immune to cars running him over" killed me
Wouldn't have killed John Wick.....
He is a cyborg
He is also imune to falls.
He's immune to death overall
Unlike John Wick
"Rejoin this legendary assassin, whose name is still a laxative for criminals"
appreciate the "underwater" muffle headshot!
That was art & asmr
got me deaaad
Fantastic choice on that by Epic Voice Guy.
This guy naming the headshots is the best thing I have heard all year. Change my mind.
IKR🤣
I don't know what all you've heard this year, dude
Underwater headshot was the best, they even replicated the sound
True.
I laughed out loud when the underwater one came up^^
Trivia: Keanu was so good with his gun techniques that he was moving too quickly. The director told him to slow down. Source: TFBTV
That's a pretty believable fact but I'm still questioning the source 😂
@@damunaik4 it's actually true. He trained in a real firing range with real guns
@@damunaik4 every gun stunt you see in the movie is done by Keanu himself and it's all thanks to his gun training. you can look it up there's a video of Keanu, (with a shotgun??? Idk I forgot what weapon he is using) training in the firing range
@@bullettime8760 Probably the gun he was using in the movie? Glock 38
Just like Bruce Lee
"Poorphius" , that was a good one....
The lack of cuts during the fight scenes is what makes these movies so cool
Yes! Do watch the Corridor Crew analysis of John Wick. It's an eye opener.
Being twelve years old is the only way the sequels are cool.......
@@ronwhite8503 oh you dont like them. You must be so cool and intelligent. So cool you didnt even need anyone to ask if thay gave damn. I wish i could be like you.
@@ronwhite8503 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
The action scenes are what make them good for sure. No cuts and no damn shaky cam, i can actually see what's happening.
“The under water headshot” cracked me up
Who even needs the gun??? Headshot was my favourite!
The blatant overkill 🤭
"now you see me"
-The K-9er'
Lol I instantly died
I loved the cameo from the The Raid martial artists and the fact he didn’t kill them. It was a nice little Easter egg that seemed like a mark of respect.
He had them in Man of Tai Chi too i think
"Giving him immunity to being run over by cars"
*Laughs in John Wick 4"
Plot twist: John Wick is really Neo’s mind being saved on a training server/mini-Matrix for when the main Matrix needs him again.
Contact Warner Brothers sir....🤔
That is amazing
@@gregoryross9770 he does look like John Wick in behind the scenes photos from the 4th film being made in San Francisco, but that was a long while ago (just slightly pre-pandemic). I don't know how far along the filming got before it was shutdown.
Yea I heard matrix 4 and jw 4 coming out on the same day. This dude really building his own Keanu cinematic universe
Chill
They forgot the 'Pencil Us In', the 'Stabbing Headache', the 'Eye Must Scream' and the 'Quick Reload/Double Kill' Headshots. Also throwing things at people (Helmets, Guns, Unbalanced Knives).
And +1 to this comment if you read those in Epic Movie Guy's voice. :P
your talent has been wasted and lost in this comment that wont get seen enough
Wasted opportunity!
😂😂😂
summon the epic movie guy to pin this comment
I love how John Wick throws his guns at guys faces after he runs out of bullets like a bad guy in a old Superman episode. And it works every time lol.
I dare you say. "Screen Junkies is nothing without the epic voice guy. Man, I should get a raise or else."
If John Wick lived in the Walking Dead. Nothing but head shots and the world is saved.
He’d probably get bored honestly cause it’d be no more than target practice
He wastes bullets doe he shoots 2-3 body shots then headshot a lot
Daryl is pretty much all headshots
@@rayburks7059 The point of the body shots is to bring the person down making the headshot easier. The times he does multiple headshots is a tad overkill though 😅. Im guessing he wouldn’t bother with body shots on zombie since it wouldn’t really effect them at all
The saviours would have been dead long ago and so would have been negan
“And I killed sparky too!”
(John wick shows up!)
Also “John Wick-ipedia” 😆
hishe did that already
Wanda gave her a fate worse than death to protect her
Underwater Headshot got me laughing pretty loud.
@@mk6rfc1 beat me too it! I thought that was so brilliant. Obvious, but still brilliant.
@@mk6rfc1 I was about to say that....great minds yo
"Who even needs a gun ?" Headshot ,was the best
Oh man, I’ll never forget how that dog came back alive from an headshot to kill half Casablanca
You got Keanu Reeves who keeps shooting and Tom Cruise who keeps running...eventually these two got to meet up at some point.
Keanu is going to be in the next mission impossible movie
@@jeremiahsherrill Keanu will BE the next Mission Impossible movie
I'm picturing a cameo in Wick 4 where Cruise walks past him in the middle of a job and they just give each other a nod and keep walking
an unstoppable force meets an unkillable object
@@diceman199 *run past him
The muffled speech for "The Underwater Headshot" was a nice touch. 😄
that fighst sequence with Halle Berry and the dogs was probably the coolest in the whole trilogy
This!
Those John Wick movies and the Atomic Blonde movie are just epic because there are so very few cuts in the action scenes. Also love Scott Adkins output. That man is such an underrated action star.
Ok the underwater voice really had me, it came out of nowhere.
The instance where he says “giving him immunity being run over by cars” and John wick getting hit by 2 cars at the same moment was hilarious😂
Its hitpoint for his level with mid tier regen for blunt force trauma:P
Shut up nerd lol
Wick being 50 and getting hit by two cars, "I can do this all day"
Pitt in his prime getting hit by two cars, "They weren't even super soldiers"
Falcon, the real new Captain America : I understood that reference 😊
I love how this video pointed out so many flaws of these moves but still managed to make these movies look awesome af
"Allez Cuisine!" killed me. I'm dead now. Iron Chef Head Shot.
You deserve an Emmy after naming all the different type of head shots. I love you 3,000.
Thanks for your kind words my dear👏🏻👏🏻
Why not just send your WhatsApp number so we get to know about you my dear.
lol. the muffled underwater headshot voice.
It's especially admirable considering that was *24* different headshots they came up with! 👏🏆
Well, they were nominated.
"In John Wick 3, he'll kill so many people for such vague reasons..."
He's killing them because they're trying to kill him for the bounty placed on his head at the end of 2.
survival horror
The line is a joke dont take it seriously, we all know the story..
He did kill an important person inside a safe zone out of vengeance, so bounty is on him on Chapter 3.
@Steve I did, the guy didn't get the joke HT said in the video.
@@grayfoxart2268 then it's a bad joke
That Halle berry cat woman nickname reference was pure genius
"This enraged John Wick, who punished him severely."
Lionsgate is filming 4 and 5 while writing and planning a 6th and 7th. Good thing Keanu is immortal.
@@capturedflame he already killed someone with a pencil it’s too easy for him. He’s gonna kill satan with a flower tho
@@capturedflame He's going to kill Satan by asking nicely
@@capturedflame Its Keanu. He'll kill him with kindness.
The man is literally pushing 60, like how
the trigger will be a mosquito coz cats are overrated
Strange: Is that all the headshots?
Wick: You wanted more?!
List of headshots seem more like Xbox / PlayStation trophies list
@@swami5073 I loved the "close the lid" one XD
@@swami5073 maybe John Wick chasing those achievement for diamond/primogem? Man will do anything for free gacha.
Hell yeah
in the first movie, The Continental is definitely a regular hotel, that is also secretly an underworld assassin hotel... for example, to get to the club, he has to first walk through the laundry room and give a password or something... and it definitely doesn’t have a rooftop garden and several floors made entirely out of glass.
That song choice during the headshots bit was pure comedy gold.
"My money's on Tom.. little guy freaks me out..." I died at that line, it made me laugh so hard
I just adore how Screen Junkies and our dear Epic Voice Guy can make a movie sound so terrible and yet so awesome at the same time.
it may go on and make the story more ridiculous, but those well choreographed fight scenes without too much cuts and without shaky cam will always be intense and entertaining to me
You guys are awesome this was hands down the best honest trailer ever!!!!!! Those headshot names had me literally rolling. Please never stop!!!!!
6:03 the way he made his voice sound like he was underwater for the “Underwater headshot” was so cool
The fact Keanu Reeves and Halle Berry are in their 50's but somehow still look good.
I take offense to this comment. LMAO
Yea, cause they had to endure such difficult lives...(ok, I know Keanu had some difficult times with losing loved ones and so on).
good? They look amazing. But let's not forget, money can get you a lot of support.
@@horace6851 exactly! Its the classic example of money amplifies. In their case, it amplifies the good in them. Bless them always.
@@horace6851 yes money makes a difference!
Loved how you named all the headshots! Loved the underwater one the most! Honestly, you guys rock!
The “John Wikipedia” is by far the best name for a headshot. 😂😂😂
They need to do a Mission Impossible/ John Wick crossover. Where Tom has to infiltrate a "Secret Underground Organization" that wants to take over the world. John Wick finds out the that US Government has sent some operatives to kill the High table, but is actually setting them up for failure, but Tom holds a marker for John.
Moreplesseeeeeeeee
Stealing this
Right before they talked about Tom Cruise, I was thinking the exact same thing. Tom Cruise vs Keanu Reeves would be great.
or send hutch to "audit" after they fail
Sooo...what happens next? 🤔 I'm interested.
"John Wick: Lorem Ipsum" is just the perfectly semiotical statement about a franchise like this.
'Siri. Look up Semiotical' Ah! *Thumbs Up*
Scared of what Siri said
I always thought that the assassins who appeared in front of John Wick did it to show respect. Imagine you get to meet the best in your line of work.. in this case killing, but it's more than work to them, it's their way of living so John Wick is kind of a living legend, they don't think dying in his hands is a bad thing, that's what i like to think anyways
Exactly, chivalric, like a "gentleman's" duel
ana Frutos - That makes sense. It also fits with the idea that these are assassins, that pick their targets with discrimination, and pride themselves on minimizing collateral damage.
Of course there's always a jerk that feels the need to swim against the tide; in this case, it was Ms. Perkins, who has no respect for anything, and who apparently couldn't even grasp the idea of "...long-term consequences..." and why was she even staying at The Continental anyway?
She rocked the basic-black wardrobe, though.
The menagerie of "headshots" had me laughing for a good 10 minutes!! Awesome job!
This is by far the funniest Honest Trailers has been in a while.
I came down here to say the same! I use to enjoy them and just smile once in a while. But I was literally crying with this one 😂
The headshots....... :D
This Honest Trailer is breathtaking
@@Azamatcomments No u!
You are all breath taking!
And I love you random citizen! Hahaha!
It's not, it's very derivative.
I can tell a lot of the people commenting here didn't see the Keanu E3 guest appearance.
"I know gun fu."
Show us. Like for six or seven hours.
How about Keanu vs. Christian Bale from Equilibrium? They both know Gunfu.
Say what you will about sequel baiting, the "Well, are ya, John? ….. Yeah." at the end of Parabellum was masterful, and sends chills down my spine every time I watch it.
I thought the headshot names won't end 🤣🤣🤣
And "the John Wickipedia" killed me 🤣
Pretty much all of the kills in John Wick 3 can be justified for pretty much one reason- everybody is trying to kill him for the ridiculous bounty on his head.
The edits and clip transition on this video were awesome
the whole series was worth it for that awesome shot of John Wick riding around NYC on a black stallion.
I lost it at " POORPHEUS". It's so true lol.
😂
Damn. This makes me want to watch those movies again. Thanks, SJ.
One of the best honest trailers in a while
The John Wickipedia is a really good one lmao
Your profile photo checks out
Assassin Group Chat: You just left the chat.
Every assassin: Excuse me?
You: Gets killed for leaving group chat.
Haha the "Lorem Ipsum" at the end made my day :D
This was incredible! Bravo!
"The mercy kill headshot"
Me: how appropriately named
That's the one that broke me.
chapter 3 has the least vague reasons of all, not to get murdered.
No kidding. In ch2 he was blackmailed into killing one of his old friends by her own brother and then hunted by him to tie up loose ends. After he kills the guy where he's not allowed, the whole world is after him- it's not vengeance.
@@ethangonzalez8904 Nah, it's still vengeance. Just not his vengeance but the High Table's this time.
This is the best honest trailers i've seen in years, congratz my dudes!
One of the most funniest Honest trailer that I have ever seen.
O the tears of joy and laughter
I wish Keanu would upload his reaction to this Honest Trailer. Somebody tweet it to him.
That would be epic!
whoa
Lmao sadly he doesn’t have any socials, but we’ll find a way!
"Even the Homeless are a highly trained network of Super Spies"
So That's why homeless people are always giving us creepy stares
If they have that much money, can they start buying their shopping carts?
A vast network of super assassins that no one would ever suspect that own villas on the Black Sea.
@@MrFuggleGuggle no - the assassin coins don't fit in the cart slot thingy
(assuming you have those in the US - UK carts you have to kinda rent by putting a £1 coin in to unlock from the stand. You get it back when you return it)
Love the Stylish & Classy take on the back stories & the well reEdited trailers! Top Job! Thanks! ... JW🕯🌷🌿
The intimate standing headshot. The lift the lid 😂😂😂
This trailer makes me realize that John Wick 3 was so crazy that I don’t even remember much of John Wick 2.
Exactly
Fair play to the editors of Honest Trailers. Especially ones where they do a gag like the head shot one. That’s a lot of work.
💯💯💯🙏🏾
I always felt like he was seriously good at combat because he has alot of pent up anger that he just doesn't know how to release because he's too kind
best honest trailer script/episode ever!!
so many headshots explained XD
Poorpheus
"You see rats with wings but i see the Internet"
I lost it
So the animals that hunt pigeon are actually fact checkers 😆🃏
Exactly. Everyone in the world is part of the underworld because it's Keanu's own Matrix that they made specially for him
Sequel intensifies
I lost my breath for laughing so hard at the Meet Joe Black joke! 😅😂😂🤣
I've got to tell you, I have been watching these videos from a long time now and the headshot sequence was one of the finest moments in this channel
A universe that doesn't make sense.
Comic book universes: sweats intensely
Gumball universe : well
Actually Universe : ...
The crossover I'm waiting for is John Wick vs. the people who've been trying to reach me about my car's extended warranty.
You too? It is madness! Ive been geeting calls, texts, emails, even postal mail, for a year!
I want to see him team up with the Boondock Saints. They can go after the car warranty people together.
That Meet Joe Black scene took some gasps from the theater audience
“John Wick Chapter 3 Lorem Ipsum” was understated genius
The 'Who needs a gun headshot' was a perfect finisher.
The muffled voice underwater headshot was epic.
Well done.
Lol
Man, those John Wick films did have a lot of headshots. Good job Honest Trailers putting together all the Headshots together. That's a LOT of headshots! 5:25-6:53.
I like the grab n go headshot
The best part is that it's based on a real-life combat style based around opening up ANY opportunity for a headshot. :D
Underwater headshot was the funniest
This has to be my favorite honest trailer in awhile.
i cant even, best honest trailer ever!!! head shots for days
In John WIck 3 he'll kill so many people for such vague reasons ... What?! The dude was trying to survive an assassin mob LOL
Ikr lol. If anything he had the most reason too in the third movie because he was trying to get away from all the assassins hunting him.
They only read the cliff notes version of the movie and looked up clips on RUclips beforehand
What a lousy trailer
Yeah sometimes Honest Trailers exaggerates for a joke. Even John Wick 2 was pretty clear on the conflict.
I think we're all waiting for a movie with a fight between Keanu and Tom. That would be epic.
Neo vs. Creepy little guy
I think you just spoiled John Wick 7
Keanu be trying to shoot Tom but Tom keeps outrunning all the bullets.
FIght of the invincibles lol that would just be too much
Maybe Keanu becomes a villain in a Mission Impossible film. That would be awesome.
that laxative for criminals line had me rolling cus it so true lol
That list of head shots had me in tears😂🤣
Adding the muffled underwater effect for the underwater headshot was clever and unexpected.