Don’t Block The Ramp! Shut the F**k Up! Boat Ramp Fails- E5
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00:00 Start
00:14 Radar
00:30 Smokey
01:20 Spooked
03:30 Break Down
03:40 Ditches Lifejacket
05:30 BLOCK IT! Dont BLOCK IT!
What a waste of time. New Smyrna Florida? What a joke. Get a real job.
Who’s on RUclips watching right now
found the jet boat owner
Jealous haters gonna hate.
But you're good to waste time watching and posting a negative comment about this? Thanks for the stern warning time cop. When did Credit Card Captain say this was his job? 690K people disagree with you think and this is pretty entertaining.
Get a real life.
Listen closely around 3:18. Some lady clearly says, "I damn near need a Valium to deal with this place..." Haha!
Yep, I heard that to
@steezystonks, Loud and clear!!
That woman screaming needs a nice shoulder check into the water
When my husband and I take the boat out, we're a well oiled machine at the ramp. I get everything in the boat while he takes the tie-downs off and unhook the boat while we wait in queue to launch. Still in queue, I climb up in the boat and sit while my husband waits in the truck. He backs the boat down, I drop the motor and start it, and then I back the boat off and hover out away from the docks. We're on the ramp for no more than 60 seconds. I see him coming and I ease up to a dock (sometimes it's like threading a needle), he hops on, and I motor us on out of there. And that is literally me at the 3:18 mark in the watching this crap go down. My exact words were "I feel like I need a valium to deal with this place" 😂
I heard you!! Lol!
My ex and I were the same. Too bad I had to kick her to the curb for playing hide the schnitzel with my best friend.
I’m all for etiquette at the ramp but when a boat is broken down and being hip towed to a ramp we’re not tying it and the tow boat off to the side dock we’re getting the broken down boat to the shortest way out of the water. Everyone who has the running engines and are able to maneuver can have a shred of decency and give the poor family that broke down some slack and 10 minutes. That lady shrieking don’t block the ramp needs to chill out. People try harder to not get along than we do to just help each other out.
It's because we deal with so many idiots at the boat ramp.
If they knew the actual rules of the road - the disabled boat 100% has right of way over the boat with power and steerage.
@@tigeraudio No - thank YOU! I remember a time when if you were in trouble on the water, other boaters would help instead of ducking their head like they don't see you and going about their day. That shrill lady needs to choke on a "hard to swallow" pill - those rules of hers are for normal functioning boats moving under their own power, not disabled boats being pushed around in tight quarters.
Here in Santa Barbara the boat ramp is inside a parking lot that has a 15 minute free period that makes everyone rush like a bunch of assholes
All these people with their expensive boats and not an ounce of common sense
"Don't block the ramp! We want to pull in there and block it!"
That's the American public period. Most have no clue, will not follow rules and courtesies that are in place to make it run more smoothly, everyone everywhere is an expert and will do it how they want when they want, and when they mess up its always someone else's fault. Sickening how selfish and arrogant most people are and command respect while having none for anyone or anything
I dont know where you are from but save your generalization of American people . Im sure there are things in your perfect country that suck,especially you.
Someone call the waaaambulance! 🚑
Yep, that seems to be the way it is today. Everyone is an expert at everything.
I agree with you 💯 👍 ...and for the American people who do try to be courteous, polite and do the right thing (because they know better and were raised right) they are seen as weak and are taken advantage of and treated like shit. (I speak from experience) Lots of arrogant, entitled assholes here!
There seems to be a case of "main character syndrome" en masse. I blame the internet. Thanks a million for sharing another rad vid man.
The first rule is drive in reverse until the boat hits something. Then gun the throttle forward until the boat hits another thing. Then rinse and repeat until it's time to head back home.🛥🚤🛳
Boat ramps are the best free entertainment on the planet!
My husband is an excellent captain. He taught me all about mating. We had ramp down to a science, I could catch front and rear cleats at once as he drove it off the trailer, stand mid and pull and suck the baby right in. By the time I had the boat ready in the water, he had the truck parked, back on the boat and away we would go. I also learned to drive and dock, so in a pinch I could. We also had all contingencies, tools, plans, sea tow and everything necessary. The idiots we dealt with down there at Ancolote was incredible, Boating like anything else requiring moving vehicle with engines should have a required license and school. Some situations I have seen are absolutely dangerous and scary. Having good etiquette is essential and normally we would try and help newbies, purely for the safety concerns. But when the attitudes fly, we have to walk away. There are many good boat people who will always help, IF you are kind and actually listen and ask for it. Think you are all that with a mouth, then good luck to you!
I boat out of Gig Harbor in Puget Sound. Thanks for sharing a really good piece of advice. Practice and knowing the rules are imperative. Have proper gear on board and know what it's for and how to use it. ⛵
Seriously? I can’t believe you typed your husband “taught [you] all about mating.” What about master baiting? Did he show you how he jerk’s his rod? And then did you find any seamen whilst boating?
I’m just channeling my inner Credit Card Captain commentary.
Just found this channel. Weekend chaos at the boat ramp. It never gets old.
🤣🤣🤣 love the lady at 3:19 🤣🤣🤣 “ gotta have a Valium to deal with this place!!” 🙌🏻🙌🏻🤦♀️🤷🏼♀️🤣
What I always liked at boat ramps are the Einsteins that put their boat in and then about 5 minutes later realize they forget to put the drain plug in.😅😅
I have a 25.5' custom jet. Inboard with a Hamilton jet. When in reverse, the steering on one is completely opposite of a prop boat. Also realize there are typically no gears involved. If the engine is turning, the jet is pumping. The only control is the position of the bucket over the outlet.
Jet boats are some of the hardest vessels to steer and dock at low speeds.
And to make it worse the people that never had a boat before are the ones that buy them. 🤷♂️
@@russelldevane5434 That doesn’t surprise me when people buy boats when they have no idea how to operate them.
I’ve lived here my whole life. Met a handful of boaters that are choose to respect others. For some reason most have an attitude. I had to learn once and funny thing, I’m still learning. I suppose maybe it’s the attitude you go to the ramp with. All that to say this video is pretty funny. I live here and I still love watching these.
And there was me thinking that boating was supposed to be a nice relaxing pursuit... messing about on the river and all that. This looks about as relaxing as having a nice chew at your own kneecaps.
If you want relaxing on the water buy yourself a kayak, best an inflatable one as well so you don't have to worry about transport 👍
You are right. If possible, rent or buy a slip at a
Marina for the season. You’ll enjoy the boating experience much more. At least I do!😄Less of the boat ramp.
Buy a kayak and go to some remote lake. Now that’s peaceful & relaxing
I love watching people struggle with boats after a long day at work. It’s like a metaphor
3:18 I think I'm going to need a valium to deal with this place lol
That was me! My exact words were "I feel like I need a Valium to deal with this place" 😂
@@denac1127 it was hilarious i got a pretty good laugh from it🤣
@@jenwright2577 I showed my husband what he misses after I back the boat off the trailer. He said "I'm not missing anything judging by this" 😂
I couldn't believe this wasn't the top comment, it's plain as day and I can't say I disagree.
Courtesy at the ramp is a lost art!
We have a Yamaha twin engine 212ss and it takes practice.. It also really helps (and I think essential) to install the lateral jet thrusters and thrust vectors for great control. My husband has me driving the boat on several occasions so I can learn how to handle it in various situations, in strong currents, and docking, and using the throttles properly to make the boat do what I want. Get to know your boat and you shouldn't have problems.
You know what works even better... A rope. Just a rope thrown to a person on land is all that is needed.
This is the best boat watching channel on RUclips. My man’s quick witted commentary makes even the most boring event hilarious 😂
Glad you enjoy it! Don't forget to subscibe to the channel!
@@CreditCardCaptain I subbed right away :)
My guy is narrating the joys of the boat ramp....
This is brilliant .
New sub .
I look forward to much more of this.
This channel is pure comedy. All the ladies barking orders, bound to get their husbands in a fist fight with a drunk American skipper 🤣
For years I felt that the public ramps and tidewater Delaware were a circus until I started watching your videos of Florida's ramps what a bunch of a holes they all need to go to beginners boating 101 for about five years and see if they retain any of it Captain Sunny
I think people become very self-conscious at the ramp since they believe others are judging their abilities (especially when some RUclipsr is filming them). Perhaps, all that needed to be yelled at the rampers was "disabled boat, please make way" or am I being too optimistic?
Especially when u have a audience of losers at the ramp. And a creepy fat youtube guy filming u and whispering. This channel is gross? The film.woman in bikinis like stalkers
It always amazes me the number of folks who put body parts between the boat and socks instead of fenders. Fenders don't usually scream when it gets crushed.
Add a few ADULT BEVERAGES to the mix, gotta be hilarious. Disaster waiting to happen. LMAO
I think you'd find more than a couple empty cans and bottles on board by the looks of it. LoL 🍺😂
I know it well. My grandparents bought a newly built cinderblock two bedroom bungalow around 1958 - it 2nd closest lot to the beach there at 920 Second Avenue. It was THIS close to the beach. God I loved it. Visited them as often we we could until they both passed in 1986 when I was 20. So many memories sitting on that little screen porch in back, the outside shower, the HEAT (lord that heat), Grampa’s obsession with keeping the salt air from eating his ‘67 Chevelle alive. I miss them.
Now I will always know, "Don't Block The Ramp"!!!! Lol.
Put a few beer crates out as bait and enjoy the chaos 😂
Most of the problems I see at boat ramps could be solved with lines, fenders and a plan executed with a calm demeanor.
And less alcohol
Problems at boat ramp could be solved.... If you knew how to drive a BOAT or TRAILER!!!!!!!!!
A shotgun.!
Most boater don't practice when the ramps are quite, come in several times, try different ways, teach the crew to fit fenders and lines ready for use. Teach them how to cast a line so the loop goes over the shore cleat, one end made off to the boat the other held in hand and can be pulled tight at the right time.
I ran a displacement 30ft twin engined wooden boat built in 1930 with a center rudder, most of the time I went single crewed. Lines were made off for both side and the forward lines as springs. Coming into moor I had enough way on to make the dock, aimed to reach it on the fore quarter, rudder amidships. Short blasts of throttle if needed to keep way on or take it off, a round fender would give enough bounce on the kiss to roll the bow round and a touch off reverse on the outside engine and the stern would kick in. All in neutral leave the wheelhouse and flick the lines on the dock cleat, make em off with just a couple of turns for easy release.
PS: My boat is a WWII war vet having saved troops off Dunkirk 1940 and then joined the Navy on mine patrol of the River Thames Estuary.
Then the difficult job of assisting the the fully manned sailing yachts to raft up on me, that strangely would clear the lock before me, yet follow me into the next one. Well that I'd let em sort their own cleats to raft to. In the mean time I'd swapped my nice clean fenders to the rough oil/tar covered winter ones for their nice yachts to rub on.
Many boat owners also took the same Parenting Class before they had kids.
Excellent comment 👍👍
Let's hope his kids didn't inherit the low IQ.
Daaaamn Captain! Been blowing up on the ol RUclips! Nice work and keep them videos coming! 🚤
If I owned a boat, I believe I’d have to pass on crowded ramps like this. Too many impatient people around who are apparently untrained in boat safety and “rules of the water.”
Watching these same idiots punching in and out of the inlets is pretty astounding too. Way too many people down here with a bunch of money and no experience. They go out and buy a boat they know nothing about, and wreak havoc for everybody that does know something. I wish they'd all go back home to yankland or wherever the hell they came from.
@@filly3594 • I totally understand. Fortunately, we live waaaay out in the country with a major river 2 miles from us; and easy ramp access with plenty of trailer parking. Mature country folk seem to just inherently know what to do and how to do it; however, we won’t go near there on weekends when the crazies come from the cities with their coolers full and their brains empty. Our local wildlife officers don’t put up with nonsense for a minute. Weekdays are nice out on the water; just have to always be aware of barge traffic. Those leading barges are absolutely silent moving through the water and there are quite a few bends in the river. Anyway, have a blessed day, dear one.
P.S. I did not mean to imply all city folk are crazy. Just the ones who are!!😊
Keeping your cool and being efficient at a crowded boat ramp is a gentlemen’s sports. It’s not easy and requires a lot of knowledge.
I agree, boat ramps are the WORST but the key is to have two people know what they are doing, do it right the first time and get out as quick as possible!
This is the closest ramp to my house. I try really hard to avoid it
I guess the people in the water have never seen "Fred" the salt water crocodile who hangs out at the filet table.
That is a busy launch. I can't imagine being a beginner there.
Had a dock guy tell me “ you can fly an airplane but can’t dock a boat for shit”. Unfortunately he is correct.,
Nice assist bringing the broke down boat to dock.
Crazy stuff don’t know what the obsession with fibreglass boats is about we go alloy here in Aus much more robust
Cheers from Aus
LMAO when she said she needed a valium 😂😂😂
I've been boating since the 1960's and still have ramp anxiety! LOL. Never had a big boat but it's all the same. Saw an old glass tri hull IO get to the top of a steep ramp and boom. Off she slid. Winch wasn't locked! Like your videos in Kentucky!
Thank you so much for watching!
Why I got a safety chain I welded on the front my trailer just in case the winch CABLE SNAPS had it happen before but got lucky when the boat didnt slide all the way off never again LOL
@@tird108 Great idea for sure!
That's a crazy ramp.
I liked the Black Bird in the end. He was just listening to all the JABBER!
I just LOVE the loud & panicked shouting of directives while mooring.
I used to instruct the crew NOT TO RAISE VOICE whatever happens... and to watch and listen to the person responsible i.e. "the captain". Of course mooring must be carefully planned in advance and the crew must know what to do....or not do.
Other places of confusion are :
Locks to overcome a different water level. Shouting echos nicely within the concrete walls too. The water swirls around there...
That's why I never go out on the weekends
That lady said she “needs a Valium to deal with this place.”
It's definitely a tense atmosphere.
Glad I'm not the only one that picked up on that 🤣🤣
3:18 grandma gets the best narration cameo. lol
Forever content at the docks...enjoyed your narration
I can't swim proper with a flotation device on. I'll float on it to catch my breath, but I swim mostly submerged. It takes so much more effort to swim with a vest on. Water skiing, wake boarding, driving a watercraft, yes, wear it in case you fall. But, for free swimming I remove it, personally. Don't take my advice though, I'm odd.
Those guys in the water better know where that gator is. You can bet the gator knows where they are.
Just having my bagel and coffee watching boats come and go. Don't block the ramp!! Ok time to work now I'll be back
Most of the time i launch by myself, your videos make me feel like an expert
I did too. Went out fishing north of the Narrows Bridge at Pt. Richmond. Raining, cold, wet. Mooched at 300 feet with a green Buzz Bomb. Pulled in a nice King, brought the Arima back to Gig Harbor, tied up and had a delicious Reuben sandwich at the Tides Tavern. All it takes is practice.
Love the channel good stuff
No consideration at the ramp. 😂so true
Always enjoy your vids CCC.
Thanks I’ve gotta get working. Been working on the store site
Love your videos bro. Your Style voice overs inspired me on how im doing mine. Thank you CC
Watching these videos makes me like our lil port so much better. Every once in a great while do you get some creditcard captian
Dude, i love your commentary! Lmfao!!
I appreciate it. I’ll keep it up!
it always amazes me people dont have lines ready on a boat before going in the water.
To many people dont understand a boat under tow, or not under engine power should have right of way to a dock or ramp.
Right, trucks control the lines, not the boats. That happened to me last summer, I was backing my boat down the ramp, and some d- bag, walks his boat right up behind mine, while his dad was going to get the truck. I just sat there with my boat half way in the water, until he finally moved.
This is no different, that boat under tow should have just patiently waited until they got their truck and trailer down the ramp.
@@huntspoint3442 depending on how the boat is towed, a boat under tow with no power or way to steer has right of way. In this case maybe they could have stayed back but it is not easy to tow a boat in this way, and the boats maneuverability is limited. We also do not k ow if they were taking on water or not that also would mean it is a boat in distress giving it priority over other oats as well.
Yeah, it does seem like common sense to give them the right of way. I would.
Always but people have no sense!
I learn so much with these videos,. Miami boat raps are pros. I do like yours as well since you keep it professional and concise. Keep up the god work, I have subscribed already. I do go often to New Smyrna with my boat so... might see ya.
That’d be awesome. New vid out
Absolutely love your channel
BRUH YOU GOTTA POST MORE VIDEOS!!!! LOVE YOURE COMENTARY
this is why we have our own boat ramp and lift..amazing
Jet boats are very easy to operate BUT SUPER TRICKY 😂😂
Weekend at the Ramps ! ! ! LMMFAO 😂😂😂
In the UK we have Gongoozles who hang out at docks and locks and wait for something to go wrong. Especially if there's a pub there.
Sweet! I love watching people docking their boats. Lol I'm definitely turning into an old man but for YT I might as well be a boomer. Lol
😂
Need more dock chaos! :D
Just because you, as a good samaritan are bringing a disabled boat in, DOES NOT give you any authority to order people around.
Wait your turn at the ramp!
They only time you should have priority is if the boat your towing is taking on water slightly faster than they can get rid of it and there is a chance to get it on the trailer before it sinks.
@@karlstreed3698 Exactly!
@@karlstreed3698 actually a boat towing another boat is considered a vessel restricted in ability to maneuver and always has right of way. Everyone waits their turn doesn’t count in this situation as tow vessels have priority.
@@larrygolden167 lol, your last name is the same as mine..lol
@@larrygolden167 exactly but Floridians don't care they care about them self's that is it. I would have had that trailer in water dead center blocking the center ramp to get my disabled boat out of water so it doesn't cause damage to the boat hip towing it for me
Watching Alfred's channel with that big Croc cruzin around and these people are all in the water...
Always a chit show at this boat ramp!
Radiation at the Boat ramp 🤣🤣
Guy with life preserver. Never mind the life vest but save my hat.
You can always be entertained at the boat ramp!
That woman worried about them blocking the ramp would have a coronary at the ramp in grant florida, south brevard county. That's one of the most ignorant ramps I've been to. From staging on the ramp fo 30 minutes ro fist fights its a nightmare sometimes
Just think Two boats with 400 Hp and not one of them on the boat has the sense of one horse! 🤣🛫
Love the way you remain calm during the craziest episodes. Sounds like Bob Ross !
I think he does voice overs of his videos. Not sure though...
I didn't think about it until you said that. I can hear Ross now. "And now, we've got these nice people blocking the ramp....let's just...let's just look the other way and watch the pretty birds over there. Yeah, right...there." Hahaha. :)
First time watching i said bob ross too
I'm going to a Boat Ramp now this is so Funny to see 😂😂😂
nice videos man.
Haha....I feel like a winner watching this.
Hey James! Nice to see you here!🤣🛫
Great channel. Just subscribed and hit the bell. Your voice is very relaxing.
Thank you so much!
Looks like the water's really calm. It's really horrible when it gets shoppy. And there is a drift like the tide Going Out or in. It can be quite a sport depending on the weather and of course, the people.😂🎉
This is why I will never go to another Florida boat ramp. I was at this ramp a few days after racing at new Smyrna speedway and the ppl here are the rudest I have ever seen. I live on the gulf coast and nobody gave anyone any room or courtesy like we do here. If this was happening at any boat ramp being towed in by hand to boat ramp they would have had a boat with power helping in seconds
I love watching people leave the hatch shut when starting up an inboard engine.
Just a role of the dice.
They probably have the blower turned on, no need to open the hatch.
Oh I forgot... the broken down boat probably didn't have an anchor!!!
It's been a long time since I have been to new Samara. I worked in venicia falls in 2008 and we stayed in that little old motel at the end of the strip. I wonder if that barbecue place is still there that fire would never go out.😂 But Flagler drive used to be one of my favorite places to hang out.
I’ve driven a jet boat and they don’t steer unless you have the power on. As soon as you take it off, it’s going straight 😂
great show! how to block the ramp and back a trailer certified Captain!$
Jeez count how many times that Yenta says DONT BLOCK THE RAMP
Where in NSB is this? I want to come watch with a cold one! Subscribed today! Thanks
North causeway
The Bob Ross of Boat Spotting!
Cap'n Ross to my friends.
I love the mentality of someone who yells the same thing over and over with no effect, and then yells the same thing over and over with no effect....I'll bet every husband within the sound of her voice, tuned her out after the first syllable.
Commentary. On point
Says I damn near need a Valium to deal with this place she says lol
Where is this?
My Momma and Pop live just up from this boat ramp and it always a crap shoot. For the life of me I don't understand why people go out on boats and have no clue how to operate them. Its astounding to me.
We all have to learn some time, even though you practice in a parking lot or whatever, you still have to take into consideration, wind direction & current strength, a little consideration, understanding, patience advice would help, if asked, needed, offered, I know I was once there myself, boating 40+ years ago & still learning but now more so on how to deal w/people, which way much harder !
Is that Deer Meat For Dinner At The End lol
Poor Ol' Florida that once was a great place has turned into shit at just about all main ramps..All of the transplants have moved here In last 20years and a bought a boat and most don't a clue.. It's done got to point were it sucks anymore