Jamaicans Anonymous (Comedy Sketch)

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  • Опубликовано: 20 сен 2024
  • 6 Jamaicans join to discuss the Jamaican problems they struggle with in their daily lives.
    Written by @JaeRichards
    Jamaican Restaurants Never Have Food - • Jamaican Restaurants N...

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  • @judymustdie8913
    @judymustdie8913 7 лет назад +345

    the English translations are killing me 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Hanzo1
    @Hanzo1 8 лет назад +276

    even the water DRY

  • @_chrissyt_6468
    @_chrissyt_6468 6 лет назад +146

    When ur Jamaican and u completely understand😂😂😂😂

    • @Michelle_Schu-blacka
      @Michelle_Schu-blacka 4 года назад +10

      When you're Jamaican and you don't understand because your Jamaican family raised you to be a middle class Londoner who uses Received Pronunciation.

    • @lynoska1951
      @lynoska1951 3 года назад +3

      @@Michelle_Schu-blacka im half Jamaican half English in London
      👀

    • @Ghost-196
      @Ghost-196 2 года назад

      @@lynoska1951 lol same

    • @esmooth919
      @esmooth919 2 года назад +2

      When you're not Jamaican, but you can mostly understand what they're saying except for a few key phrases

    • @289dancer
      @289dancer Год назад +2

      Not Jamaican and I understand. Any big city where there are many of them we pick up on their ways hahaha

  • @wavyheat305
    @wavyheat305 8 лет назад +211

    "mi deh pon Christian mingle and mi meet ah white gyal"
    😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @nicolemenzies8438
      @nicolemenzies8438 4 года назад

      I freaking hate chicken breast! Damn!

    • @SimbaisMine94
      @SimbaisMine94 4 года назад

      Nicole Menzies I think it’s the leg quarter

  • @linden87
    @linden87 8 лет назад +188

    Rossknee Adam: Mi wi give a bwoi one raas knee and I don't give a damn 😆😂😂😂

  • @forevershenese
    @forevershenese Год назад +27

    I literally revisit this shit when I’m down and I AM CRYINNN LMFAOOO

  • @amberx2001
    @amberx2001 10 лет назад +237

    All the chicken DRY! Rice DRY! All the wata DRY! LOL... "mi hear late and mi respond late too""... is this an ongoing problem inna yuh life?" ".............yeah!" :')

    • @P4RTYV4ULT
      @P4RTYV4ULT 7 лет назад +4

      Amber x JESSSUUUUSSS 😂😂

    • @nicolemenzies8438
      @nicolemenzies8438 4 года назад +1

      That pause was comedy gold!

    • @SimbaisMine94
      @SimbaisMine94 2 года назад +2

      I still trying to figure why her water is dry. That ain’t right. 😂😂😂

  • @mehoo8
    @mehoo8 11 лет назад +282

    Max accent is too hardcore lmao.

    • @shotteebwoi1O2
      @shotteebwoi1O2 10 лет назад +54

      RIGHT! "NOOOO! EVENING TUH BOMBOCLAAAAT!" ROFL!

  • @alishainc
    @alishainc 11 лет назад +320

    'Max, keep yam di patty' I died

  • @memorablehandle
    @memorablehandle 9 лет назад +303

    I lost it when Max said "YOU IS A BATTI BOIIIIII" lmao oh loooorrdd XD

    • @Sac7cii
      @Sac7cii 9 лет назад +31

      ScoopDeWOOP HOW YOU KNOW EH? A TRACI A TRACE ME?

    • @BreezoGTTM
      @BreezoGTTM 8 лет назад +24

      RANDEBOY- HER WALTER DRY!
      *EVERYBODY*JESUS!!!!

  • @vladimircharles9549
    @vladimircharles9549 8 лет назад +133

    FI E ELM "FILM"
    FI E ELM "FLIM"
    SHID HAD ME DYING

    • @jadenexcell8991
      @jadenexcell8991 7 лет назад +6

      Vladimir Charles shid QHAT THE FUCK IS DAT YO

    • @acekapone1367
      @acekapone1367 2 месяца назад

      I came back for that part

  • @jorgevanderburgh6076
    @jorgevanderburgh6076 7 лет назад +62

    Ima addicted to Jamaica patti when bro said Jesussss I died 😂😂😂

  • @thepaladin4335
    @thepaladin4335 9 лет назад +155

    I think Rosknee Adam's real promblem is losing his patience, hating when people correct him, and losing interest quickly. For example, "mi nah cyare"

    • @JayKelShua
      @JayKelShua 6 лет назад +21

      The Paladin I think the real problem is him kneeing people in the chest

    • @hark14imb
      @hark14imb 4 года назад +5

      @@JayKelShua Lol! Exactly, you can't just walk around kneeing people's chests 🤣

  • @Innovayting
    @Innovayting 10 лет назад +101

    "Bumba johnny star" LMAO

    • @P4RTYV4ULT
      @P4RTYV4ULT 7 лет назад +1

      Vayt thought it was "bumba honey star" 😂😂

  • @kyara4846
    @kyara4846 8 лет назад +35

    "Mi name Rosknee Adam, cos mi will give one lickle boy "ros knee" and mi nah give "a damn" LOL😂😂😂😂 MI DEAD

  • @brii5314
    @brii5314 8 лет назад +80

    THE CHICKEN DRY!
    THE RICE DRY!
    EVEN DI WATA DRY! XD lol

    • @P4RTYV4ULT
      @P4RTYV4ULT 7 лет назад +1

      YARDIE BRI BRI JEEESSSSUUUSSS 😂😂

  • @NaturallyNellzy
    @NaturallyNellzy 11 лет назад +35

    Omg, y'all had me dying at Work!!! Please do more of these xD

  • @frenchiewolf8279
    @frenchiewolf8279 7 лет назад +52

    I lost it when he said the water 💦 dry

  • @Jessica-sy2bv
    @Jessica-sy2bv 8 лет назад +41

    How disss mek yuhhhh feelll Purklleee 😂😂😂
    It done TEK di wrapper
    Bumbooo johnny stahrr 😂😂
    Where in the hell is part 2 😭

  • @amaanfazal1496
    @amaanfazal1496 7 лет назад +28

    What a classic. Are we ever gunna see all these mans together again!?

  • @zimmybob140
    @zimmybob140 2 года назад +10

    2022 and I’m still coming back to this masterpiece 🤣🤣 this video is timeless I swear!

  • @BadMilli
    @BadMilli 10 лет назад +44

    You never go wrong watching a 4YallEnt video.... definitely gets the day going! This was hilarious.

    • @EPICFLOWS
      @EPICFLOWS 9 лет назад +1

      Hey Bad Milli I make some funny Jamaican videos also, when you get the chance check some of my stuff out :)

    • @BadMilli
      @BadMilli 9 лет назад +1

      Ramon Nichols definitely...I got you!!

    • @EPICFLOWS
      @EPICFLOWS 9 лет назад

      kool kool

  • @cumberbatchomar
    @cumberbatchomar 10 лет назад +40

    De rice dry wata dry lmao

    • @nyckae8587
      @nyckae8587 7 лет назад

      oeezy47 and wha dis?!? answa me no mon?!?😂😂😂

    • @WavesByWayne
      @WavesByWayne 4 года назад

      JEEEEEEEEEESUS!

  • @AlaiyahParkinsonpokemon
    @AlaiyahParkinsonpokemon 9 лет назад +46

    I'm trying not to laugh cuz its late and my mother is sleeping but I'm dying 😂😂

  • @cjjames2028
    @cjjames2028 7 лет назад +24

    I died when max said
    ''YOU IS A BATTI BWOI''

  • @renzosmultitalented
    @renzosmultitalented 10 лет назад +13

    I'm dying bro ... He slapped the box

  • @Matthew-ej3pg
    @Matthew-ej3pg 8 лет назад +12

    chicken DRY, rice DRY, even the water DRY! 😂😂

  • @lifewithkeenalove1776
    @lifewithkeenalove1776 9 лет назад +78

    omg love this its so funny and i am a jamaican so i understand every word thay say is funny

  • @shannonroberts6511
    @shannonroberts6511 7 лет назад +9

    The part about the pronunciation of film had me dying 😆 . That is a real thing in my family

  • @jaerichards
    @jaerichards 11 лет назад +25

    Rosknee Adam for President!

  • @dasudo12
    @dasudo12 10 лет назад +27

    "Max keep yam di patty"

  • @battlerapminis1799
    @battlerapminis1799 5 лет назад +3

    "Go ride me bike ina di parkin lot n start ta ball" send help im dying now

  • @nolimitnick
    @nolimitnick 7 лет назад +12

    he smacked the hamburger helper😂😂😂

  • @karaallen3287
    @karaallen3287 8 лет назад +10

    Only just watching this, my dad says "flim" as well. GETS ON MY NERVES!

  • @Downsview34
    @Downsview34 7 лет назад +8

    This video is al most 4 years old and it still makes me laugh every time!

  • @6ixgarage
    @6ixgarage 2 года назад +3

    This video is still too funny

  • @12Loony00
    @12Loony00 7 лет назад +5

    When he slaps shit outta
    hand 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲

  • @kistole28
    @kistole28 Год назад +3

    This was priceless 🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @tommykhong6148
    @tommykhong6148 2 года назад +4

    Nothing can be more funny than Ran-d-boo getting vexxed about being served hamburger helper 😂

  • @familyfriendly4464
    @familyfriendly4464 4 года назад +3

    Max's introduction killed me man.. 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

  • @NubianQueen_xo
    @NubianQueen_xo 10 лет назад +10

    Slinky and his bike problems =Priceless

  • @wray4real
    @wray4real 9 лет назад +32

    Those captions are stupid. LOL!! "What in tarnation!!"

  • @KandySnm
    @KandySnm 10 лет назад +12

    Oh lard I can't stop watching this hahaha... Jay reminds me of my uncle!!!

    • @DanielBenzs65AMG
      @DanielBenzs65AMG 10 лет назад

      You remind me if an ugly ass duck with those ugly ass lips, YUCK

    • @inkaros1288
      @inkaros1288 10 лет назад +3

      dandeville81 acctually take a look at your face b4 u look at someone else face botty boy

    • @nh.6895
      @nh.6895 10 лет назад +1

      abdul kamara Yah say batty bwoy ya blooooooodclarrrrtttttttt

  • @ElChapo-gg9sz
    @ElChapo-gg9sz 2 месяца назад +4

    😂😂I still come back here till this day

  • @FmTrini
    @FmTrini 4 года назад +12

    2019 and this still funny af 🤣

  • @Augready
    @Augready 10 лет назад +35

    I wanna see a JA meeting 2

  • @davidyoungsr1065
    @davidyoungsr1065 Год назад +7

    I'm still laughing at this in 2023, they need to make a blood clot come back.

  • @Bootyeheg
    @Bootyeheg Год назад +2

    I miss these types of videos mane 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @hark14imb
    @hark14imb 4 года назад +8

    Those knees to the chest killed me 😂😂

  • @npilgrim2007
    @npilgrim2007 8 лет назад +100

    this is too funny i wanna see part 2.

    • @Katriel407
      @Katriel407 8 лет назад

      +Negrita Mccollum There is a part 2

    • @dopekillatmtprovidence9043
      @dopekillatmtprovidence9043 8 лет назад +1

      +Katriel Riley where?

    • @romainebanks2722
      @romainebanks2722 8 лет назад +1

      +DopeKilla TMTProvidence part 2 is when they have a recording session

    • @Oxytocin_
      @Oxytocin_ 8 лет назад +9

      +Romain Ebanks naw THe people need anotHer Jamaicans Anonymous meeting

  • @ShanShanLovesMJB
    @ShanShanLovesMJB 6 лет назад +4

    I can't stop saying "rass piece"!!!! LMFAOOOOO! My fave line

  • @MicahThaAnswer
    @MicahThaAnswer 5 лет назад +1

    Till this DAY, "mi garnah bed MI NUH CYARE" Greatest thing mi ever did hear. 😭😭😭😭

  • @Fatou177
    @Fatou177 7 лет назад +26

    Mom: WHO THE HELL BROKE THIS
    Me: Well i, then uhm, we, and and and and and and and and and

  • @affixation
    @affixation 7 лет назад +6

    You defo need to do some more Jamaican skits, these are your funniest vids

  • @TheTrayz83
    @TheTrayz83 4 года назад +3

    Its been 6 years can we PLEASE get another video lolol

  • @ggfinc974
    @ggfinc974 11 лет назад +2

    Yall too wild!!!!! "IPad, mi look like mi haf pumpum to you?" Wow

  • @TheePrettyTomboy
    @TheePrettyTomboy 8 лет назад +25

    Lmaoooo "wah kinda battyism dis" 😂😂

  • @aaronn5752
    @aaronn5752 8 лет назад +4

    yo the hamburger helper thing killed me 😂💀

  • @DanicaRoberts1127
    @DanicaRoberts1127 8 лет назад +9

    LOL. My Grenadian mother can't pronounce "film" either, and for a little while I thought it was just her, cuz my dad can. Then I met the rest of her fam, lolol.

  • @fastfactspage1828
    @fastfactspage1828 9 лет назад +1

    "My lack of interest in this conversation has me quite sleepy"... Lmao! Classic#

  • @sjohn0731
    @sjohn0731 10 лет назад +20

    MI DUN, TEK DE RAPPA!

  • @snappy_m
    @snappy_m 3 года назад +2

    Nah 2021 and I still watch this son

  • @Lilac3_
    @Lilac3_ 9 лет назад +12

    Yo he said he was addicted to eating patties lmao

  • @YugiohMaster1987
    @YugiohMaster1987 4 года назад +1

    Yo!!! Dis has mi in tears! The captions making me scream!

  • @shackthadon101
    @shackthadon101 10 лет назад +11

    EVELIN!!!? WTF IS THAT YO!!???

  • @aneesajohan2234
    @aneesajohan2234 11 лет назад +2

    OH God that was funny I cant stop watching it!! Everyone was funny in this one good job fellas. Please do a part 2.

  • @Sheba4taj
    @Sheba4taj 10 лет назад +8

    I would love to see Stephan Recreation more in other skits and I just adore Max!!!!

  • @victorianhart6105
    @victorianhart6105 10 лет назад +5

    CAUSE ME WODDA A MAX OUT A MOMMA!!! 😂😂😂😂 Im dead!!!!!!

  • @Mila.Akilah
    @Mila.Akilah 8 лет назад +39

    yo fr Jamaicans always late AF

    • @anniewarbucks9697
      @anniewarbucks9697 5 лет назад +4

      Mila Akilah and restaurants.... slow af. And ALWAYS out of everything on the menu.... bahaha

  • @diamondhaggan8810
    @diamondhaggan8810 8 лет назад +8

    evelin ? what the fuck is that yo😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Theylovveslim
    @Theylovveslim 10 лет назад +40

    they shouldve had mike from dormtainment too (leaning leon)

  • @Ssick33
    @Ssick33 4 года назад +2

    2:09 IM CRYINGGGGG

  • @shyllonlittlejohn568
    @shyllonlittlejohn568 4 года назад +16

    I’m in 2019 and this is still one of their funniest videos 😂

    • @MoarWubz
      @MoarWubz 4 года назад

      Shyllon Littlejohn yessss 😂

  • @keta7793
    @keta7793 11 лет назад +2

    all the happiness i ever felt in life can be summed up to when purkle said sike and bring out the gun!!!! i nearly diedddd

  • @leilanirose9066
    @leilanirose9066 8 лет назад +24

    "Bumba jhonny star "

  • @BossSocietyy
    @BossSocietyy 4 года назад +1

    All time favourite in highschool use yo watch this once a week with the fam

  • @ladycoco473
    @ladycoco473 10 лет назад +4

    maxes deep voice is hilarious please do more lmaoo

  • @giggly010
    @giggly010 11 лет назад +1

    This literally made my day I am in tears right now! Yall have to continue this series!!!!

  • @215DangerRuss
    @215DangerRuss 10 лет назад +6

    YALL GTTA DO SOME MORE!!!!!!!!!!!! WE WATING!!!!!!!LOL

  • @Juz34
    @Juz34 4 года назад +2

    The man in the back was laughing when max box out dem rawted😂😂😂

  • @ShanShanLovesMJB
    @ShanShanLovesMJB 6 лет назад +4

    I watch this video everyday 😩😩 lmfaoo

  • @raleciaabygrave2794
    @raleciaabygrave2794 10 лет назад +15

    I'm jamaican and I understanded everything

    • @CharlieT98
      @CharlieT98 10 лет назад +1

      Chen Bee WHAT DA BLOOOOOOOOOOOODCLAART YU DUN SAY TA MA BREDRIN BADMAN? Y U HAFFI TARK? MAN FUCK YU GRAMMATICAL BABYLON TO RASSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @TheMotionnPicture
      @TheMotionnPicture 10 лет назад +4

      Too bad you never understanded grammar in school.

    • @doctorshemp98
      @doctorshemp98 9 лет назад +2

      Motionn Crew umderstanded? loool

  • @OmegaRastaGod18
    @OmegaRastaGod18 8 лет назад +12

    we na have DAT

  • @XCILE625
    @XCILE625 11 лет назад +1

    LOOLOL That was amazing, so glad you guys did that skit with Tim, so I found out about you guys! This should be a series it was amazing

  • @safirereeves5298
    @safirereeves5298 10 лет назад +3

    There should be a part 2 this was so funny I loved it!

  • @MsKayKay150
    @MsKayKay150 11 лет назад

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL I'm crying, you guys need to do more link ups like this

  • @dixsonjj13
    @dixsonjj13 6 лет назад +3

    "Her water... dry" ahahahahaha 😂☠

  • @beattykiara
    @beattykiara 11 лет назад +2

    "Me nuh give a damn" lmfao dead

  • @VillaVibe
    @VillaVibe 2 года назад +3

    "Hol' up, what type batti-ism is dis?"
    translation:
    "Hold your darn horses pal! I suspect homosexuality in you too!" 😆🤣😂

  • @sadee2478
    @sadee2478 8 лет назад +1

    The Chicken DRY 😂

  • @cece_unity
    @cece_unity 8 лет назад +5

    Lmfao!!!!!!! Im dead!!!
    Nd my mom says "flim" as well instead of film

  • @ywwasare2046
    @ywwasare2046 10 лет назад +5

    Am jamaican. And these man's sounds almost like one

    • @ediamin106
      @ediamin106 10 лет назад +2

      theyre jamaicains living in toronto....lots of jamaicains in toronto

    • @ywwasare2046
      @ywwasare2046 10 лет назад

      Oh

  • @blowyamind96
    @blowyamind96 9 лет назад +10

    Soooo Like I Feel There Should Be A Part 2....

  • @LilyAlecia
    @LilyAlecia 11 лет назад +1

    This is why I love being a Jamaican. Keep doing y'all thing.

  • @bobboberson295
    @bobboberson295 7 лет назад +5

    As a Jamaican the subtitles kill me

  • @michelafrancis6948
    @michelafrancis6948 11 лет назад +1

    "MI NUH CARE!" is probably one of the best lines ever.

  • @Kristylovesyou8D
    @Kristylovesyou8D 10 лет назад +7

    Me done! Take the wrappa! XD lol

  • @victorianhart6105
    @victorianhart6105 10 лет назад +1

    Mi name Wayne Purkle ca mi niam grapes dey haf fi BLOODCLAUT PURKLE 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mewansmore
    @mewansmore 10 лет назад +6

    LMAO! I love jamaicans and this video. Too funny!

  • @liljgreen86
    @liljgreen86 11 лет назад +1

    Man I swear y'all got the funniest skits on RUclips . Thank you