Cheaters Tier List & Dream Face Reveal - Off The Rails #51

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  • @isanirobi
    @isanirobi 2 года назад +1768

    Ethan’s “hehe” after framing Zach at 1:38:34 is the funniest thing

    • @psychoslayer6808
      @psychoslayer6808 2 года назад +124

      He sounds like the Pillsbury dough boy

    • @isanirobi
      @isanirobi 2 года назад +50

      @@psychoslayer6808 YES totally! I don’t know which “hehe” was my favourite. I replay both every time 😂

    • @LuckyLuch1
      @LuckyLuch1 2 года назад +22

      I was reading this comment right as it was playing, pretty wild.

    • @bhutwheyttherismor86
      @bhutwheyttherismor86 2 года назад +3

      @@LuckyLuch1 legit same

    • @commonroach
      @commonroach 2 года назад +3

      @@bhutwheyttherismor86 me too doe

  • @basil6060
    @basil6060 2 года назад +965

    when ethan realized he was older than anthony padilla 😂

    • @sharjitachowdhury5639
      @sharjitachowdhury5639 2 года назад +36

      @@KevinAccetta right????? Anthony looks great!

    • @marissariley7319
      @marissariley7319 2 года назад +28

      For real! Anthony turned 25 and stopped aging, Ethan is outta his mind saying he’s 40

    • @emma-cb6wh
      @emma-cb6wh 2 года назад +67

      @@marissariley7319 I think its more just that he seems like hes been a prominent figure on the internet for so long. Not necessarily the way he looks

  • @eIioperlman
    @eIioperlman 2 года назад +2634

    Zach is like an AI with how fast he is at these sound bites

    • @flowassss345
      @flowassss345 2 года назад +87

      Sometimes he’s so fast i think to myself “ain’t no mf way that wasn’t planned cause that was fast af boi” go zach🎉

    • @RUBY6
      @RUBY6 2 года назад +70

      I'm sure there is a level of on the fly planning, like paying attention to where the topics are going and thinking of soundbites that work beforehand. Either way, major respect zach does a really great job!

    • @pardeepdhaliwal9744
      @pardeepdhaliwal9744 2 года назад +26

      sometimes its like hes ahead in time

    • @martian_chan
      @martian_chan 2 года назад +6

      He’s reaching Bumblebee levels of being able to communicate through sound bites.

    • @lyndacoppola3479
      @lyndacoppola3479 2 года назад +5

      W Zach
      Wach 💗

  • @MinnieMansonDIY
    @MinnieMansonDIY 2 года назад +1628

    I love when Ethan goes to pee and everyone chats. Reminds me of when the teacher would leave class for a minute and everyone would misbehave

    • @MadelynnGoyack
      @MadelynnGoyack Год назад +28

      this is the best description of them

    • @Fabermorrow
      @Fabermorrow Год назад +10

      Even the rlly good kids would get a little crazy too

  • @cozyallyson
    @cozyallyson 2 года назад +3899

    i can't believe everyone just brushed over zach saying "rumpel foreskin" instead of rumpel stiltskin, i was crying 😂😂

    • @miranda13c
      @miranda13c 2 года назад +113

      That wasn’t an accident lol

    • @heathbennett6219
      @heathbennett6219 2 года назад +75

      It’s an old gag

    • @biz_bee
      @biz_bee 2 года назад +14

      Timestamp??

    • @loungewear13
      @loungewear13 2 года назад +3

      One word

    • @bnnyjay
      @bnnyjay 2 года назад +16

      i’m pretty sure that was a joke

  • @8yo8
    @8yo8 2 года назад +1451

    Feeling energetically aligned with Ethan today

    • @zachanon02
      @zachanon02 2 года назад +15

      i felt this

    • @Ocelotofkarma
      @Ocelotofkarma 2 года назад +39

      There’s no such thing as a coincidence

    • @chaychaybay24
      @chaychaybay24 2 года назад

      Ethan is getting wider and wider

    • @alexanderdesade8554
      @alexanderdesade8554 2 года назад +12

      @@chaychaybay24 he's literally losing weight wym

    • @kells9k
      @kells9k 2 года назад

      @@alexanderdesade8554 he's talking about that sweet sweet brown bunghole he's following Freddie's Gape At Home program

  • @ohitsclemenTIME
    @ohitsclemenTIME 2 года назад +257

    Love that Ethan brought up how anxiety makes you yawn. I stay yawning allll the time and people think I'm bored of them but I'm actually just wicked anxious.

    • @meelomoo
      @meelomoo 2 года назад +31

      Yawning is actually your bodies way of releasing stress. It’s forcing you to get a big breath of air and relax

    • @KatieCat11
      @KatieCat11 Год назад +7

      Same. I'm just out here trying to get a "good" breath.

    • @Mushibuh
      @Mushibuh Год назад +11

      same! I do sigh as well sometimes when I am nervous. It has created some awkward moments in my life..

    • @avery2674
      @avery2674 Год назад +15

      @@Mushibuh lol sometimes i just sigh because it just feels really good and people be like ??? what’s wrong

    • @GiodyneSTG
      @GiodyneSTG Год назад +1

      ​@@MushibuhI just imagine a serious scenario and you yawn and they go like "OH YOU'RE TIRED ARE YOU"

  • @socalmads
    @socalmads 2 года назад +598

    After an emergency heart surgery, getting bad news regarding my prognosis, and having chemo today, the timing is the best for me to lay down and watch this now. Cancer makes me feel alone even though I’m not just because it’s hard to relate unless someone else has or is going through it. H3 is my chemotherapy family. I can’t afford gas so I can’t afford a member ship so I’m hoping one day to join the army.

    • @catgirl1894
      @catgirl1894 2 года назад +21

      Keep hoping, I know you will get better, and I’m hoping you get some coin too soon. Sending you healing and happy vibes.

    • @getsnomeana
      @getsnomeana 2 года назад +5

      praying for you🤍angel

    • @cheyenned3208
      @cheyenned3208 2 года назад +7

      Sending good vibes your way ❤

    • @HonouraryMember
      @HonouraryMember 2 года назад +2

      💚

    • @Ri-Ri-Ri1
      @Ri-Ri-Ri1 2 года назад +20

      This made me bawl my eyes out. I have an older sibling dealing with cancer rn. I'm so sorry, keep your head up and please stay strong.

  • @mickymyko
    @mickymyko 2 года назад +460

    Love that olivia has become comfortable talking on the pod ☺️ she makes the podcast better imo!

    • @JoLeighTV
      @JoLeighTV Год назад +1

      Especially after the rumours about her a few weeks ago! Love that 🎊✨🌻

    • @Molly-ff6dq
      @Molly-ff6dq Год назад +8

      @@JoLeighTV what rumours?

    • @JoLeighTV
      @JoLeighTV Год назад

      @@Molly-ff6dq the affair lol

    • @k8.715
      @k8.715 Год назад +3

      How?

    • @Yungxxizzle
      @Yungxxizzle Год назад +3

      @@JoLeighTV huh

  • @sarahphillips4
    @sarahphillips4 2 года назад +34

    My mom used to tell me that my dad wanted to name me “Kimberlina”. She later found out that was his side-chicks name. 🤢 I am forever indebted to my mom for not naming me kimberlina. Rip mom. Miss you. ❤

    • @RooRooRoo16
      @RooRooRoo16 Год назад +9

      Jesus why do they pick the ugliest names!

    • @RooRooRoo16
      @RooRooRoo16 Год назад +4

      Shout out to your mom ❤️

    • @avery2674
      @avery2674 Год назад +9

      bruh kimberlina 😭 i would’ve been pissed for that name suggestion even if it wasn’t the side chicks name lmfao

  • @KA-gy3lz
    @KA-gy3lz 2 года назад +246

    I’m a huge chess fan so seeing you guys talk about the drama was super fun and you guys obviously did your research which I appreciate. One small detail that you guys forgot to mention is that Hans’ coach, Maxim Dlugy, is also a known cheater in the chess community, and it only got revealed recently that Hans was one of his students. Before it was revealed, Hans was very secretive about who his coach was

    • @ariseira_
      @ariseira_ 2 года назад +9

      OMG I DID NOT KNOW THIS

    • @acva7410
      @acva7410 2 года назад

      @@KevinAccetta nope, only speculations

    • @user-bv6fh7nk8g6x
      @user-bv6fh7nk8g6x 2 года назад +2

      Damn the chess community got so much drama. 😂

    • @CantTellYou
      @CantTellYou 2 года назад +2

      Hans defensively explained his past cheating so fast that I thought he was about to say “thankyouforthegifted”

  • @ks6248
    @ks6248 2 года назад +595

    Zach and Ian should do a DJ set at the live show

    • @oshaviolation
      @oshaviolation 2 года назад +2

      if either of them know how to spin/could find a set of CDJ3000s to rent, this could actually be really cool lol

    • @garafanvou6586
      @garafanvou6586 2 года назад +7

      Prestige world wide _wide_ _wide_ ...

    • @CantTellYou
      @CantTellYou 2 года назад +3

      @@oshaviolation it might be cooler if they just pretend to be doing it while their masterpiece plays, EDM “DJ” stylie

  • @jeorgejopez561
    @jeorgejopez561 2 года назад +333

    So true what AB said about the sound bites being our own sort of language. I’ve been saying “I’m growing my hair back people!” And “Knockin over my wife!” so much at work 😂

    • @Gaborillaa
      @Gaborillaa 2 года назад +41

      Honestly tho! I always say “it’s Friday baby” or do the Jordan Peterson “men are doing incredible things” and ofc “peace and love”

    • @sarasmith8037
      @sarasmith8037 2 года назад +9

      @@Gaborillaa Impossible things!!

    • @HitTheBricks89
      @HitTheBricks89 2 года назад +2

      @@KevinAccetta Why not? just be yourself , no point in hiding what makes you tick , else you attract the wrong people who think your someone your not and that can get lonely.

    • @laurenwozniak5360
      @laurenwozniak5360 2 года назад +10

      The amount of times I say “what the hell are we gonna do without men” or “skinny legend” and just other random quotes is ridiculous

    • @ryanthomasyee
      @ryanthomasyee 2 года назад

      Close the trunk!!

  • @breannacruz8935
    @breannacruz8935 2 года назад +235

    this entire episode is a fever dream

    • @RD-hd3sl
      @RD-hd3sl 2 года назад +3

      Yeah, a lot like life. One big fever dream

  • @Zanzibar354
    @Zanzibar354 2 года назад +891

    This is a legendary off the rails. Codeine for everybody

    • @sarahschouveller1993
      @sarahschouveller1993 2 года назад +3

      Yessss!

    • @javerious24
      @javerious24 2 года назад +12

      @@joshn1678 no one needs it

    • @pottymouth9891
      @pottymouth9891 2 года назад +19

      @@joshn1678 Someone likes oxy.

    • @Emilou12
      @Emilou12 2 года назад +14

      @@joshn1678 I mean people get highly addicted and then can’t get it so go to heroine. Like cams father who died of an overdose

    • @HitTheBricks89
      @HitTheBricks89 2 года назад

      @@javerious24 If no one needed it , it wouldn't exist . It's a strong opiate based medication prescribed for long term injuries and giving people with unmanageable pain rest bite and the ability to live a life. fundamentally Josh is right since the opioid crisis Dr's have clamped down on prescribing opiate painkillers so much that people who have genuine need
      and are in excruciating pain are being refused drugs that are specifically designed for their condition. This in no way means that I approve people being able to get hold of it to get high , that's what has led to the issue in the first place. People in genuine need medically should not be punished because of the actions of those who have abused the system .

  • @katycrawford8101
    @katycrawford8101 2 года назад +71

    ethan describing the intros as willy wonka's boat ride couldn't be more spot on

  • @MISTAJ03C001
    @MISTAJ03C001 2 года назад +166

    The crew’s moms calling them about show drama is so funny 😂

  • @h3llsb3lls612
    @h3llsb3lls612 2 года назад +235

    I didn’t realize Ethan was growing his hair for barbershop. I like it longer. He’s got such a nice head of hair. The salt and pepper is 😍

    • @changeDAmange
      @changeDAmange 2 года назад +2

      Every dude needs to grow their hair. Not dan tho

  • @jackmccallum335
    @jackmccallum335 2 года назад +306

    Happy 40th Ethan! So exciting to see my favorite RUclipsr grow old

    • @scoopitywoop
      @scoopitywoop 2 года назад +7

      It feels like just yesterday he was 41 :') How quickly they grow. Happy 42nd Ethan!

  • @vince8116
    @vince8116 2 года назад +212

    Olivia's "thank you for the gifted 🥴" sends me every time ......💀

    • @Etticos.
      @Etticos. 2 года назад +9

      Haha I know. That soundbyte really has Wendy Williams, “blblbloooommph” energy.

    • @aaroneusjames2342
      @aaroneusjames2342 2 года назад +6

      Run for the Soundbite of the Year.

    • @aleksandraszejnoga5818
      @aleksandraszejnoga5818 Год назад +1

      and Hila laughs every time she hears it 😂

  • @veautyfull
    @veautyfull 2 года назад +45

    The intro’s to Off the Rails have suddenly become my favorite part of this podcast. It’s everything I could want in a fever dream.

  • @brittney5851
    @brittney5851 2 года назад +139

    Zack made history at 1:35:04. That sound bite timing was absolutely legendary

    • @aleksandraszejnoga5818
      @aleksandraszejnoga5818 2 года назад +7

      too fucking good. top tier

    • @explosiveswine7354
      @explosiveswine7354 2 года назад +8

      Underrated

    • @CantTellYou
      @CantTellYou 2 года назад +7

      nah “weights in fish” is about to make history because it is Zach’s most versatile sound now with *endless* possibilities

  • @Perfinn
    @Perfinn 2 года назад +260

    i love how they’re wrapping it up dan is pushing to finish and there’s still 30 mins left in the episode lmao

    • @Etticos.
      @Etticos. 2 года назад +19

      Every single time

    • @CantTellYou
      @CantTellYou 2 года назад

      He reeeeeeaaaallyyyy wanted to get to the weights in fish & now I understand why

  • @brianagarcia8546
    @brianagarcia8546 2 года назад +23

    Ned is very sneaky like that because he also matched fonts with the Tryguys to make it seem like they coordinated statements

  • @jessezwick7489
    @jessezwick7489 2 года назад +334

    Ethan & Dan saying "thank you for the gifted" at the same time twice in a row was pretty sweet

  • @daniella5163
    @daniella5163 2 года назад +169

    i usually listen to the pod to unwind while I cook or do a chore, but with OTR I always make sure that I have both airpods in and am glued to my screen for the intro - gotta soak in every second of the new piece of art we get each week

    • @-alyssa-marie-
      @-alyssa-marie- 2 года назад +14

      Soaking like a true Mormon

    • @frosty_teacup
      @frosty_teacup 2 года назад

      @@-alyssa-marie- cursed but based™️

  • @HaTesful
    @HaTesful 2 года назад +235

    1:38:33 to 1:38:51 had me dying 😂😂💀 “he was found in a ravine with a body” wtff lmaooo

    • @Izzzyg
      @Izzzyg 2 года назад +46

      That had me laughing soooo hard bro 🤣 the way he was squinting when he was saying it too

    • @somethingor
      @somethingor 2 года назад +37

      Lmao and his “heehee” when it cuts back to him 😂😂😂

    • @ilovedavygrolton
      @ilovedavygrolton 2 года назад +6

      "We found his DNA in the b hole"

    • @jackmccallum335
      @jackmccallum335 2 года назад +3

      “Thanks for watching!”

  • @BeautybyEm337
    @BeautybyEm337 2 года назад +40

    3:26 “don’t let people know when’s your next step” is probably the most boomer shit that has ever left ethan’s mouth. & that’s saying something, with peace and love.

  • @yvgennyj6379
    @yvgennyj6379 2 года назад +110

    Ethan was truly off the rails today 😂 I love it most when he doesn’t tip toe around a joke. Always hilarious.

  • @daisy9169
    @daisy9169 2 года назад +740

    When Ethan made that joke about Zach being a r worder and murderer and zach got all serious… like you know Ethan went too far when even Zach’s not laughing 💀

    • @rebexyy
      @rebexyy 2 года назад +71

      @Confused Confusious he often is when it comes to the fans giving him a hard time, I'm sure he was just not wanting that.

    • @abbyz13
      @abbyz13 2 года назад

      @Confused Confusious well yeah, narcissists are actually the most insecure people on this earth and they just cover it up with bravado. with peace and love, facts are facts lol

    • @miraculouslynada
      @miraculouslynada 2 года назад +119

      @Confused Confusious calling someone sensitive for not liking a joke thats poking fun of them is such an asshole move. he went along with it pretty well considering he wasthe butt of it, and even though i thought it was funny, it definitely was a harsh joke

    • @bandamani
      @bandamani 2 года назад +44

      @Confused Confusious didnt acc hear what ethan said at first but after watching back and seeing he said Zach r worded and then murdered someone, yea I'd probably react the same lmfao

    • @bandamani
      @bandamani 2 года назад +11

      @@rebexyy don't think that's what it was, it was definitely the r word thing 😭

  • @thelegendoflivz
    @thelegendoflivz 2 года назад +236

    I'm sorry, but when Ethan was needlessly creating absolutely horrific scenarios Zach would hypothetically star in I had just taken a sip of soda and it took everything in me not to spit take for almost an entire minute. That was some good old fashioned dark humor, very appropriate for October.

    • @CarlosMartinez-ke6ko
      @CarlosMartinez-ke6ko 2 года назад +26

      It's an old timey joke

    • @KillerKabel
      @KillerKabel 2 года назад +14

      WORK with meee!!!

    • @oncelove2love
      @oncelove2love 2 года назад

      can someone time stamp it 😭. i heard the podcast on spotify and looking for that reaction lol

    • @hairstrand780
      @hairstrand780 2 года назад +3

      @@oncelove2love around 1:38:21

    • @oncelove2love
      @oncelove2love 2 года назад +1

      @@hairstrand780 👏🏼🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻thank u

  • @haynescrossley9297
    @haynescrossley9297 2 года назад +182

    3 and a half hour off the rails episode. Let's fucking go!!! Family, family, family!!!

  • @miranda13c
    @miranda13c 2 года назад +160

    I gotta say when Ethan mentioned how he had to yawn a lot when he had anxiety, I relate to that SO much. When I was deep in my anxiety, I actually thought there was something wrong with my heart. I didn’t even KNOW that I was anxious and having physical symptoms. I was constantly trying to yawn to get a full breath because otherwise I really felt so uncomfortable and had the feeling of a lot of pressure in my chest and when I yawned it briefly went away and then immediately came back.
    Before I got on Lexapro, I thought I was having a heart attack and even went to the ER and they did an EKG on me. I’m not on Lexapro anymore but have strongly considered going back on it because at times I will get spells of that uncomfortable pressure feeling and it will completely take over my life for like a week straight. It’s miserable.
    Lexapro is great but NEVER stop taking it cold turkey. I did that once and had the “brain zaps” and the best way I could describe it is that I was constantly getting the dizzy and jolting feeling of falling. You know when you get day dreams about falling on the ground or from the sky and you have that jerk reaction that startles you? That’s how it felt but it lasted the entire time because I didn’t taper my medication when I stopped it. My mom didn’t really believe me until she forgot to put her anti-depressant medication in her weekly pill box once and by the end of the week she was experiencing the same thing I did!

    • @h3llsb3lls612
      @h3llsb3lls612 2 года назад +1

      My spouse and my brother’s spouse have both pointed out that we deep sigh constantly when we’re feeling anxious. Didn’t noticed it until it was pointed out. I’m taking sertraline for my anxiety now.

    • @ChrisBenoit4evar
      @ChrisBenoit4evar 2 года назад +3

      Would you described can sometimes be GERD. It feels like you cannot get a full breath and have a hard time breathing well which can lead to hyperventilating and cause even more anxiety.
      I learned over the years that I don't need to take Xanax for it all I have to do is watch what I'm eating and if I do feel the symptoms of GERD I drink water that has carbonation and it makes me burp which reduces the pressure and I could breathe better

    • @XxXxLarizzardXxXx
      @XxXxLarizzardXxXx 2 года назад +1

      Yesss!! The brain jolts and spins if I miss a pill it feels like someone is trying to pull my brain through my head

    • @tyjboyd
      @tyjboyd 2 года назад +1

      That's funny, I never yawned a lot until I started taking lexapro, which apparently is an uncommon side effect

    • @bellac3168
      @bellac3168 2 года назад +3

      I always try to explain that this is how my anxiety works to people and I feel like it never makes sense so it’s good to see people relate! I usually explain how like you don’t get that “satisfying” part of the yawn and it’s really frustrating

  • @brockwhite8699
    @brockwhite8699 2 года назад +54

    That Olivia “thank you for the gifted” sound byte is S tier.

  • @burninupforjbbaby
    @burninupforjbbaby 2 года назад +12

    “tell the story in a midwest accent!”
    zach:”he’s from the midwest 🙄”
    this part made me die 😂😂

  • @catsmeow5625
    @catsmeow5625 2 года назад +66

    This was actually a super interesting episode. I loved hearing about all these scandals i wouldve never heard of otherwise.

  • @CynRamirez
    @CynRamirez 2 года назад +96

    Ethan will never top my Hawaii story. I fought a giant spider, like the size of my fist, over a pizza.
    I had just opened the box and was about to grab a slice when I see out of my peripheral vision this thing on the dashboard, checking out MY pizza. This damn spider was so big that I originally thought it was a crab that somehow got into the car, until I noticed all of its beady eyes. My skin still crawls just thinking about it.
    Anyway, I screamed, as one does when facing such a beast and my ex tried to smack it away, but failed. He went to check on me to see if I was ok (I was screaming in the middle of the road), and when we got back into the car the spider was gone. We searched that car for 3 days trying to find it. Every morning we woke up there were spider webs all over the seats, we got the hotel concierge helping us try and find it and he said it was the most bizarre shit he’s ever seen, but even he couldn’t find it.
    On day 4, as we were heading to another part of the island, it came out of hiding. Suffice to say we got it in the end, but at what cost?

    • @mellyr2584
      @mellyr2584 2 года назад +20

      This truly sounds so scary how did you go around in that car knowing a beast was in it

    • @a_s2557
      @a_s2557 2 года назад +9

      Omg talk more about the reveal on day 4

    • @HonouraryMember
      @HonouraryMember 2 года назад

      So you didnt feed the poor spider. How dare you. 🥺

    • @abbyz13
      @abbyz13 2 года назад +4

      You didn’t fight it, you screamed when you saw it. This is barely a story lol

    • @scoopitywoop
      @scoopitywoop 2 года назад +3

      Just leave the keys in the ignition, that's his car now

  • @cocogoat1111
    @cocogoat1111 2 года назад +44

    I love that "HE'S STEALING IT!!" soundbite in the fish scandal video xD It fits in perfectly with the crowd.

  • @morogon
    @morogon 2 года назад +10

    ethans laugh when zack plays the fousey soundbite stumbling after "i felt gay" sends me every time

  • @HannaMathis
    @HannaMathis 2 года назад +127

    i actually get sad every time i see the podcast getting further & further away from 3M 🥺

    • @Thefirsttuesday
      @Thefirsttuesday 2 года назад +6

      Me too.

    • @aizura909
      @aizura909 2 года назад +6

      Me three. They deserve more

    • @miroslavacazares1848
      @miroslavacazares1848 2 года назад +1

      💯

    • @bobankefer828
      @bobankefer828 Год назад

      @@aizura909 They don't. They were cool before, but nowadays they are so negative and they get happy from other people's downfall and cancellation. Not the H3H3 I knew and loved.

  • @veronicaescobedo6441
    @veronicaescobedo6441 2 года назад +322

    I am so happy Olivia is back and was there to give her thoughts when going through the Try guys statement. Great episode, like always! And Zach would definitely start a scandal 😁

    • @Zoso37123
      @Zoso37123 2 года назад +3

      thank you for the gifted..

    • @MrSixdrive
      @MrSixdrive 2 года назад +18

      It's great to have Olivia back to contribute absolutely nothing of value.

    • @3llyss3
      @3llyss3 2 года назад +10

      @@MrSixdrive she makes more money than u “contributing nothing of value”

    • @veronicaescobedo6441
      @veronicaescobedo6441 2 года назад +1

      @@Zoso37123 when she ate the paqui chip. I read your comment in her voice 🤣🤣

    • @_parrylarry_
      @_parrylarry_ 2 года назад +5

      @@MrSixdrive and you do?

  • @canivapeonstagepodcast
    @canivapeonstagepodcast 2 года назад +27

    ethan playing chess was my fave thing they've done in a while

  • @adraybby
    @adraybby 2 года назад +20

    Olivia suggesting dream to bite his nails is crazy! 😂

  • @canadiancoffee
    @canadiancoffee 2 года назад +115

    I love how you get banned on Tik Tok so quick every episode 🤣

    • @seanceknowles2911
      @seanceknowles2911 2 года назад

      The tater tots are like a snitching ass little brother. This is the same shit Redditor will do when they don’t like an opinion and it’s anything left leaning. They will report your comments and you will get that bot taking about mental health resources. 🙄

  • @LeahSykesG
    @LeahSykesG 2 года назад +134

    olivia saying “i might have to see the weights in those fish” is severely underrated

    • @daniorlando6211
      @daniorlando6211 2 года назад +4

      Not really lol

    • @dubay1k934
      @dubay1k934 2 года назад +4

      the podcast would literally be better if she wasnt there “slay queening

    • @MH-zw6qd
      @MH-zw6qd 2 года назад +25

      @@dubay1k934 she's super young cut her some slack, she has made some really great points in the past and seems like a sweet person 🤷

    • @Iminsideyourwall_
      @Iminsideyourwall_ 2 года назад

      @@dubay1k934 she will never be fired 😂😂

    • @tmoney1810
      @tmoney1810 2 года назад +22

      @@dubay1k934 dang why do you think the podcast would be better without her? genuine question tbh- I love her n her perspective when she gets to give it and think she adds a lot of character to the pod

  • @maltyball395
    @maltyball395 2 года назад +31

    Someone needs to tell Ethan all the Ghibli films are on HBO Max.

  • @ilovedavygrolton
    @ilovedavygrolton 2 года назад +16

    I think Dream looks like he'd be an actor on some Disney show

  • @suddenlyapril106
    @suddenlyapril106 2 года назад +19

    the 40th birthday thing always gets me but especially today, 20 minutes after Ethan claimed that his 10 year marriage is "almost half his life" :D

  • @cassidycoll4488
    @cassidycoll4488 2 года назад +107

    for Halloween, Cam should just be the blind kid in dumb and dumber petting the dead bird with his head duct taped on.🤣

  • @cassidybrewer
    @cassidybrewer 2 года назад +32

    1:50:25 the crew truly goes off the rails for a minute 😆

  • @Givens94
    @Givens94 2 года назад +76

    That intro was a true cinematic masterpiece. Papa bless.

  • @MissMaxx
    @MissMaxx 2 года назад +36

    Gotta say I LOVE everyone on this pod but it is so nice to have all the ladies involved now!💕☺️

  • @SergioGFishing
    @SergioGFishing 2 года назад +30

    Somehow these folks are part of my life every week and they don’t even know 😭

  • @Hijadesatanas
    @Hijadesatanas 2 года назад +11

    When Ethan said “you can’t talk shit on Bad Buuny” I felt that

  • @carlymanza
    @carlymanza Год назад +9

    Olivia telling Dream to pickup nail biting has me weak💀💀💀💀

  • @dallas2817
    @dallas2817 2 года назад +162

    Can we all just collectively agree that Cam is the heartthrob of this pod now or.....

  • @livpxx
    @livpxx 2 года назад +6

    I love how Ethan says Ariel like Sebastian the crab lol

  • @thomasrad5202
    @thomasrad5202 2 года назад +18

    brooo Ethan is getting waay to used to See You Next Tuesday dropping hard Rs like that 😂 1:38:33

  • @alistairkent7458
    @alistairkent7458 2 года назад +9

    Zach had the perfect opportunity to play some of Ethan’s least favorite soundbytes after he threw him under the bus. It would’ve been great to hear, “hey you wanna come to my car and…” 😂😅😂

  • @stephtacular
    @stephtacular 2 года назад +22

    It's going to be hilarious when Ethan actually turns 40 🤣

  • @hellounicorno8248
    @hellounicorno8248 2 года назад +36

    Dan being so excited and passsionate about the fish video was so funny 😂

  • @lindyd4962
    @lindyd4962 2 года назад +6

    I kept hearing the Jordan Peterson “sorry not beautiful” sound bite during the Dream segment😂

  • @cheesy_ground_beef
    @cheesy_ground_beef 2 года назад +24

    honestly the dead air chaos moments are some of my faves so please keep it up fam

  • @renae9673
    @renae9673 2 года назад +5

    I’m so glad Zach didn’t listen to Ethan when he told him to shorten the intro song..

  • @jamgrieve
    @jamgrieve 2 года назад +31

    I mean... I'm assuming Ned didn't tell the guys he was going to have an affair with Alex. He betrayed their trust. Of course, they're no longer going to be friends. "Oh, we can still be friends, but you're no longer a part of the business." It doesn't work like that, or at least, it shouldn't work like that. I wouldn't want to continue being friends with Ned.

    • @Billieraysson
      @Billieraysson 2 года назад +10

      Right, if someone is willing to betray their wife and children, feel like they’d do the same to their friends.

    • @magicalness
      @magicalness 2 года назад +7

      plus they’re friends with her and she has a podcast with their gfs/wives like she’s not JUST his wife

    • @WhenYoureAlexa
      @WhenYoureAlexa 2 года назад +1

      He also opened up the business to a lawsuit, since he was apparently handling a lot of HR duties too. I wouldn’t maintain a friendship with someone who put our business at risk like that.

    • @frosty_teacup
      @frosty_teacup 2 года назад +3

      I think the biggest thing is that he jeopardized their entire business that they've slaved over for years now. They gave up all their job security to come and build this company, and now the whole brand is suffering because of his selfish actions. The betrayal hits even harder when their actions and bring down everything you've spent your life working towards professionally.

    • @Anitamustdie
      @Anitamustdie 2 года назад +2

      Also Eugene being a child of divorce and how much he speaks on it. I would assume that he wouldn’t want anything to do with him. Not to mention, Ariel is close with the other guys partners.

  • @kaylaelizabeth775
    @kaylaelizabeth775 2 года назад +14

    I hope AB gets a “putting up with Ethan” bonus on his checks for weeks like these 😅

  • @dylan54945
    @dylan54945 2 года назад +16

    I love when they say they’re running out of time or have to wrap it up and there’s an hour left of the show still lol

  • @naomitenorio2852
    @naomitenorio2852 2 года назад +13

    Dan's love for the Weights in fish story alone shouldve made it an S. Just his love makes it perfect.

  • @busterbrown7087
    @busterbrown7087 2 года назад +9

    “Rumple-foreskin” - Zach Lewis 1:08:22
    Live at the Troubadour January 13th 2023

  • @daphnek827
    @daphnek827 2 года назад +81

    I appreciate Dan trying to reel the comments about Dream in, but I'm sad. The only appropriate response to the dream situation is to talk about how looks don't matter and urge people away from bullying him. However, I think a lot of people will come away with the feeling that he deserved what came his way just because he hyped up his face reveal, like any social media person would, (Ethan should know this as social media opportunism, (because he is a creator himself)). And his friends are just being supportive and engaging in a mutually beneficial engagement post. I don't like the implication that hyping up a face reveal means hyping up attractiveness.
    I don't watch Dream, I'm just a lurker saddened by society and sad to see content creators that I love to watch contribute negatively, or rather, carelessy to that.
    Dream was clearly nervous in his reveal video and shouldn't be punished for revealing himself just because he knew the internet is rude. People need to be better. It's not his fault that delusional people created false realities of him, either.

    • @givemeultraviolence
      @givemeultraviolence 2 года назад +14

      was it that serious bro

    • @daphnek827
      @daphnek827 2 года назад +11

      He's a huge content creator, but still a person that would probably be sad to see this stream where memes of him are being further platformed by a big creator.
      What a distopian situation. Is it supposed to be normal to talk about someone like this just because they're a content creator.. ? Like behind their back but to their face and also to an audience? I don't want to be convinced this is ok.
      This reminds me of content that would be in a documentary about social media bullying and its consequences. And a future apology tour recipient.
      Ok. Rant over. 😌 🧡

    • @BaronHumbertvonGikkingen
      @BaronHumbertvonGikkingen 2 года назад +14

      well said!! it's so weird how people are distorting this around to be like "oh well he brought this on himself for overhyping it :/" as if dream hasn't been the recipient of a massive hate campaign for years, meaning he was going to get his response no matter what the build up was (especially given his size as a creator already).

    • @vanessaultimo1926
      @vanessaultimo1926 2 года назад +1

      Couldn't have said it better. I don't know Dream out of what I've seen on H3 but what happened with his face reveal is just another symptom of how fucked up social media is.

    • @cyrra8865
      @cyrra8865 2 года назад +4

      Why else would someone hype up their face reveal if they don't believe they're attractive? If he just showed his face randomly one day with no buildup or even announcing it, this would not be such a big deal. He legit did this to himself.

  • @aishhhhhh17
    @aishhhhhh17 2 года назад +4

    “Is that hot that he’s dehydrated?” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @truthspeaker774
    @truthspeaker774 2 года назад +41

    it's incredible that with almost 10 people on the crew they were incapable of getting the right information for the Phillip defranco and logan paul situation, every questions that Ethan asked was clearly addressed, why not have someone going through the video while ethan is on a tangent or something, there are engough people where they could all just watch a little over 1 min of content each if they really wanted to expedite the process

    • @shadw4701
      @shadw4701 2 года назад +17

      They haven't been fact checking for pretty much a year at this point, just going off biases and guesses

    • @chantedixon5409
      @chantedixon5409 2 года назад +24

      This happened last week with try guys story as well, no research was done. Just saying, with peace and love 😂x

    • @Hagugugu
      @Hagugugu 2 года назад +3

      They are so uninformed its sad.

    • @bish_puddin
      @bish_puddin 2 года назад +2

      Like most of the workforce these days, they’re lazy.

    • @tlou1169
      @tlou1169 2 года назад +5

      it's a normal occurrence now and it's frustrating

  • @Pellow-princess
    @Pellow-princess 2 года назад +15

    Ok I do have to disagree about dreams nails. 1 they are very clean. 2 they are even, meaning he files them and also they look to have a rounded edge. 3 they are shiny and honestly look like he either uses lotion or a cuticle oil. They could be shorter but he obviously takes care of his hands.

    • @RooRooRoo16
      @RooRooRoo16 Год назад

      Yeah I thought they looked fine for someone who doesn't care about nail beauty

  • @DreQueary
    @DreQueary 2 года назад +14

    Every time Ethan says "we need to cut this out" or "is wasn't good" im like these are the best parts!

  • @expanddong2.0
    @expanddong2.0 2 года назад +5

    Ethan reading “Neako” and then getting mad at AB for mistyping and making him say it is giving Ron Burgundy vibes

  • @sydneysovern
    @sydneysovern Год назад +3

    “They just build so well, it’s so hot… right?” That was so funny 😂 I love Olivia

  • @annag176
    @annag176 2 года назад +25

    Thank you to the one who gifted me a sub ❤️ ! It came at the best moment when I was extra lonely. Bonus H3 watching. It made my week ✨☺️

  • @yvngricky3129
    @yvngricky3129 2 года назад +5

    That Zach and Ian intro hit diff when you highhh😭😭

  • @daveobee
    @daveobee Год назад +17

    Ethan getting over the top upset about everyone's over the top reactions to Dream is so typically Ethan.

  • @toast8647
    @toast8647 2 года назад +2

    Actually, a little bit more info about bad bunny and that documentary, it was actually released and created before the last hurricane that just passed. He already wanted to call Logan out and others just for them buying real estate and kicking out Puerto Ricans. It’s like they’re gentrifying Puerto Rico… I recommend you watch the full video! So powerful

  • @lexiperplexi453
    @lexiperplexi453 2 года назад +14

    Man I missed the show but I hope they had a good anniversary.
    I’m on bedrest at 8 months pregnant and felt so lonely without the show lol
    I wish I could afford membership, I feel like I’m missing out on Tuesdays now

  • @llllllllll9577
    @llllllllll9577 2 года назад +11

    I’m 36 years old and I still love H3H3 !!!!

    • @ingyfresh9002
      @ingyfresh9002 2 года назад +2

      I am 35 and loooove H3 and next year I will also love H3 🥰

    • @cassiem1067
      @cassiem1067 2 года назад +2

      I’m 41!! FAMILY

    • @ThePeacePlant
      @ThePeacePlant 2 года назад +2

      If a man Ethan's age can make the podcast, then there will be people who will like it

  • @cristinitao
    @cristinitao 2 года назад +2

    Bad Bunny can’t even use Ley 22. He’s a native Puerto Rican. That law was made for foreigners who move there 🤦‍♀️

  • @ThatTaRaGiRL
    @ThatTaRaGiRL Год назад +1

    58:59- NOOOO it does NOT mean that you are dehydrated when your veins stick out, if anything it's the other way around- when they are popping out like that, it means you are well hydrated

  • @saaaaaadddddlibraaaa2424
    @saaaaaadddddlibraaaa2424 2 года назад +17

    y’all should really cover El Apagón music video Friday and bring Bianca (reporter from the video) to speak on the issues going on! Logan a straight bozzo speaking out of his a** ! if Bad Bunny has done anything is bring awareness to the island and never stopped caring!

  • @summmerrrrlovin
    @summmerrrrlovin 2 года назад +8

    Please don’t EVER stop the intros they really set the tone hahahahaha I love them😭😭😭😭

  • @wolfslullaby
    @wolfslullaby 2 года назад +3

    the fact that the police are involved with the fish scandal makes it an S tier or A at least

  • @lucysmith4965
    @lucysmith4965 2 года назад +11

    Gosh Ethan has amazing hair! I can’t wait to see how Jeff decides to cut it 😆❤️

  • @a1yssaa
    @a1yssaa 2 года назад +2

    the “we got WEIGHTS in fISH” thing had me laughing for days im so happy yall talked abt it n now its a sound bite lmfaooo

  • @Averagedemon47
    @Averagedemon47 2 года назад +14

    I think the vein thing is related to Corpse’s illness. I have fibromyalgia as well and my arms and hands look like that all the time. It physically hurts when it looks like that though, like my veins want to burst.

    • @cassidybrewer
      @cassidybrewer 2 года назад

      I also have fibro and was thinking the same! I am dehydrated much of the time though, so it could definitely be either case for me.

  • @cass12233
    @cass12233 2 года назад +8

    Sound bites are hitting so hard lately🙌

  • @gbott3921
    @gbott3921 2 года назад +17

    Can we have an episode where all sound bites are done vocally by the crew please

  • @Greta7
    @Greta7 2 года назад +38

    thankful every episode that Olivia is there!! love you queen!

  • @ninababbitt1457
    @ninababbitt1457 2 года назад +15

    As a non-gamer I was expecting to see Cam’s rendition of what Ethan’s dream face would look like..

  • @Pomshka
    @Pomshka 2 года назад +14

    We need a straight up album of Zach and Iain's intro anthems! Please!!!

  • @bnnygurl
    @bnnygurl 2 года назад +2

    I would like to propose the idea of a Bad Bunny x Teddy fresh colab to help aid Puerto Rico

  • @torihines2656
    @torihines2656 2 года назад +7

    I think that scandal jokes about Zach straight into the technical difficulties, then into Ethan giggling was hilarious.

  • @trumanbadra8003
    @trumanbadra8003 2 года назад +4

    the four “you’re a piece of shit”s in a row is SLAYING ME

  • @clawsome676
    @clawsome676 2 года назад +8

    I just want to say congratulations on almost making it to 2.9 mil subscribers!

  • @joesosa41
    @joesosa41 2 года назад +3

    The "you need to leave" soundbite at the face reveal took me out lmao