Simon Curtis - Joystick (Lyrics)

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  • Опубликовано: 7 ноя 2024

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  • @kimoi6139
    @kimoi6139 9 лет назад +5014

    Simon Curtis: the one guy who can make songs like these, AND mix in gaming references.

  • @sleeplessken5082
    @sleeplessken5082 8 лет назад +2845

    Okay just plug the damn thing in already

    • @itsjooby
      @itsjooby 8 лет назад +150

      Who's remote are you borrowing?~

    • @issasaga8419
      @issasaga8419 8 лет назад +137

      bedroom voice be like

    • @sleeplessken5082
      @sleeplessken5082 8 лет назад +33

      Shiroba Seragaki Tsukiyama's

    • @itsjooby
      @itsjooby 8 лет назад +50

      ***** Admin's heart and ovaries just exploded.

    • @mothmanssugarbaby5978
      @mothmanssugarbaby5978 8 лет назад +22

      Kaneki Ken KAAANNEEEKKKIII

  • @gilllizotte3780
    @gilllizotte3780 9 лет назад +937

    I know how sexual the song is, but at the same time all the random gaming references make me laugh

    • @captkittypants
      @captkittypants 2 года назад +20

      "Nintendo 64" was somewhere in there

    • @dominichayden-dade
      @dominichayden-dade 6 месяцев назад

      I love that shit! If you can make me horny and laugh youre my kinda guy😂😂

  • @i-trashcant1849
    @i-trashcant1849 8 лет назад +2080

    i can no longer walk into a arcade without thinking this song

    • @sarahburns322
      @sarahburns322 8 лет назад +85

      samirycraft Same XD I started singing this while playing Legend of Zelda and my mom had the face that said 'why am I in the same room as this person'

    • @ryker_taksony
      @ryker_taksony 6 лет назад +30

      I can't even touch the Xbox One without cringing

    • @geckoinasweater8967
      @geckoinasweater8967 6 лет назад +25

      I was at the arcade today and the song was looping in my head. I muttered part of it while there.

    • @anzaia2164
      @anzaia2164 6 лет назад +13

      I would be happy to have an arcade to walk in anywhere near...

    • @AllTheHorny
      @AllTheHorny 3 года назад

      ℓσℓ

  • @bwmimi1
    @bwmimi1 9 лет назад +2990

    the sexual innuendos are strong with this one

  • @Pocketwatch414
    @Pocketwatch414 6 лет назад +2902

    I came here after listening to "Flesh" and I knew exactly I what was getting into.

  • @aobaseragaki9580
    @aobaseragaki9580 9 лет назад +4503

    A song for the gamers and the perverts all in one!

    • @peasbowl
      @peasbowl 9 лет назад +11

      +Elphias Knightley Genius. xD

    • @peasbowl
      @peasbowl 9 лет назад +12

      Clear that butt-stabbing beetch ;u;

    • @aesthee9150
      @aesthee9150 9 лет назад +7

      your right.

    • @natsudragneel2238
      @natsudragneel2238 9 лет назад +3

      +Aoba Seragaki lol

    • @aloistrancy.
      @aloistrancy. 8 лет назад +14

      Why are you everywhere is killing me

  • @lpsinnocent4273
    @lpsinnocent4273 8 лет назад +1510

    ''other players can join us''

    • @pandawolfmutant3174
      @pandawolfmutant3174 6 лет назад +92

      Its an orgy reference

    • @keef1954
      @keef1954 5 лет назад +131

      I love how your username is LPs Innocent. You, uh, you got the wrong name there bud. Gotta fix that.

    • @dankusthanu-us5338
      @dankusthanu-us5338 5 лет назад +26

      a grand big fortnite squad

    • @toebee07
      @toebee07 5 лет назад +58

      your name has the word "innocent" in it, yet you're listening to joystick by simon curtis
      🤔🤔🤔🤔

    • @akyra.1480
      @akyra.1480 5 лет назад +34

      I think what they mean by innocent, is a person that never committed a crime or something like that. Not in the sexual way

  • @gin1977
    @gin1977 8 лет назад +5700

    omg i feel so bad for the people who literally think this is about video games

    • @ashleyalexwallace
      @ashleyalexwallace 8 лет назад +62

      with ya deary

    • @ashflame9674
      @ashflame9674 8 лет назад +33

      +wolfwarrior127 ikr

    • @vivientakacs5599
      @vivientakacs5599 8 лет назад +57

      Well it's not... Better not show to anyone...

    • @kyihn
      @kyihn 8 лет назад +91

      yeah i just realized that when i actually paid attention to the lyrics ._.

    • @societyproductions
      @societyproductions 8 лет назад +135

      very first time listening to it I thought it was.
      then the corus (help I can't spell it) came and then I just knew it wasn't.
      anyways, Simon's a pretty kinky man

  • @orangyshumba6563
    @orangyshumba6563 9 лет назад +811

    If its this sexual at N64 I wonder what happens at xbox 360

    • @ticcitoby5614
      @ticcitoby5614 8 лет назад +39

      +Orangy Shumba i like the way your thinking

    • @C0rvidC0rpse
      @C0rvidC0rpse 8 лет назад +80

      but what happens when you get Xbox live..?
      Three joysticks maybe?

    • @1DUhuu
      @1DUhuu 8 лет назад +15

      +LittlestNightcoreLps oh shit

    • @samyul7024
      @samyul7024 8 лет назад +16

      After Xbox live you upgrade to Xbox 1

    • @oddorphan584
      @oddorphan584 8 лет назад +4

      omfg that must be bad !!!! XD

  • @Jordan-yp6bg
    @Jordan-yp6bg 10 лет назад +1212

    I knew this song would have a double meaning.

    • @Shidonmytid
      @Shidonmytid 9 лет назад +81

      well this is Simon Curtis we're talking about....

    • @Shidonmytid
      @Shidonmytid 9 лет назад +7

      Cecilia Nightengale XD lol

    • @awk-wordwriter7179
      @awk-wordwriter7179 6 лет назад +3

      UwU RIGHT. Exactly what I was thinking.

    • @ankle_juice
      @ankle_juice 6 лет назад +11

      ALL OF HIS SONGS ARE LIKE THIS I DONT KNOW WHAT I EXPECTED

    • @m3gami_
      @m3gami_ 4 года назад +8

      I saw the title and I was like ‘oh I know what this is gonna be about’... ‘let’s listen!’

  • @mensiscollar
    @mensiscollar 8 лет назад +1537

    Everyone is like "-SOME FANDOM-" and I'm like "SIMON CURTIS"

    • @vivientakacs5599
      @vivientakacs5599 8 лет назад +30

      I'm both Fandom and Simon Curtis

    • @luvpixxie
      @luvpixxie 8 лет назад +1

      same

    • @bluelemongamers6218
      @bluelemongamers6218 8 лет назад +19

      Am I the only one this song reminds of BEN drowned?

    • @Cc-tf2bc
      @Cc-tf2bc 8 лет назад +5

      +BlueLemon Gamers nah, it reminds me of him too lol

    • @kalinatankova3578
      @kalinatankova3578 7 лет назад +4

      BlueLemon Gamers he kinda looks like he is the dead version of that elf from Zelda......i dont know why though.....

  • @gamerchick1938
    @gamerchick1938 8 лет назад +976

    I don't usually like this kind of stuff but...
    *dances around like an idiot*

    • @rokukamigan6611
      @rokukamigan6611 8 лет назад +5

      I cant dance. XD

    • @imaeditdatout8791
      @imaeditdatout8791 8 лет назад +2

      Hey EJ! How's it going? I've killed 200,000,000 this year and it's already 2016! LOL! How many have you killed?

    • @gamerchick1938
      @gamerchick1938 8 лет назад +2

      300,000,000...
      and I've eaten over 600 million kidneys

    • @imaeditdatout8791
      @imaeditdatout8791 8 лет назад +3

      +Phan Trash!! IT OVER 9,000!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @magentapanic9813
      @magentapanic9813 8 лет назад +1

      +'Ima Edit Dat Out blast!

  • @hikari31415
    @hikari31415 8 лет назад +745

    For some reason this panting thing in the chorus is the sexiest possible thing I really need to stop listening to this while I work >///

    • @meganr6100
      @meganr6100 8 лет назад +7

      Cx saame

    • @olivercooper2119
      @olivercooper2119 8 лет назад +32

      Listen to Shady by Adam Lambert. Similar style, super good vocals, plus the little panting thing at some point. so gooooooood

    • @meganr6100
      @meganr6100 8 лет назад +7

      I've actually heard that song before but I have only listened to it like once sooo Cx ill listen to it again when i have the time

    • @abigailclark4470
      @abigailclark4470 8 лет назад +15

      I got a nosebleed ○\\\◇\\\○

    • @meganr6100
      @meganr6100 8 лет назад +14

      I think we all did Cx

  • @friskanzy8072
    @friskanzy8072 7 лет назад +1294

    before clicking the video,
    " ohhhh joystick? oh so theres gonna be game lyrics? IM IN! "
    *click*
    "..............my innocence..........."

  • @-sebastianmichaelis-1441
    @-sebastianmichaelis-1441 7 лет назад +86

    Simon Curtis is the only one who can make me happy on my birthday. I LOVE his music!

  • @ani80764
    @ani80764 4 года назад +81

    HOW DARE PEOPLE DISLIKE HIS MUSIC HE IS THE DEFINITION OF AMAZING

  • @jinhope2biasedweirdo860
    @jinhope2biasedweirdo860 8 лет назад +1318

    Singing this in the shower... Forgetting people was home.... Mom was questioning my sanity

    • @julesm5853
      @julesm5853 7 лет назад +74

      My mom says I got no sanity and I sang this song. She thought I got my sanity back.

    • @jinhope2biasedweirdo860
      @jinhope2biasedweirdo860 7 лет назад +6

      😂 lmao

    • @royaltia8126
      @royaltia8126 6 лет назад +7

      JinHope 2BiasedWeirdo ARMY

    • @artandme_
      @artandme_ 5 лет назад +27

      Lol, my parents would sing along with me because they like the song and don't give a shit😂

    • @_uncxltured1482
      @_uncxltured1482 5 лет назад +18

      JinHope 2BiasedWeirdo I was in my room and screamed the whole song then went downstairs to my mom give me the strongest wtaf look ever

  • @niconicorom
    @niconicorom 9 лет назад +162

    Ok, just plug the damn thing in already...

  • @lilmintygames
    @lilmintygames 8 лет назад +607

    This song just makes me think of Adam Lambert and Simon Curtis together.......STARS SO HOTTTT HALP

    • @ΆντζηΔιαμαντίδου
      @ΆντζηΔιαμαντίδου 8 лет назад +31

      OMG they are both my fav singers - It would be so hot if they sung together xD - *-*

    • @theneonpirate
      @theneonpirate 8 лет назад +39

      I ship it now.

    • @ΆντζηΔιαμαντίδου
      @ΆντζηΔιαμαντίδου 8 лет назад +23

      I'm with you *-* Do you think they match as a group? because I think their voices are very special and the match.
      P. S. I think it would be so hot if the sung together *-*

    • @olivercooper2119
      @olivercooper2119 8 лет назад +8

      I'VE BEEN THINKING THAT FOR SO LONG

    • @giavanna3311
      @giavanna3311 8 лет назад +41

      Ally Bear ADAM X SIMON LETS DO IT

  • @ARIA-rg8yk
    @ARIA-rg8yk 8 лет назад +819

    anyone else notice the intro sounds a lot like a bed creaking?
    no? just me? okay ;-;

  • @sofiayukimura1467
    @sofiayukimura1467 9 лет назад +2234

    All what I hear is....
    If you wanna play GAY
    If you wanna play GAY :)
    If you wanna play GAY
    If you wanna play GAY

  • @jessiewhite3546
    @jessiewhite3546 9 лет назад +742

    Not sure if dirty-minded.. or dirty song...

  • @prescriptionlove5414
    @prescriptionlove5414 7 лет назад +70

    All Simon Curtis songs are mostly sexual or about some sort of romance. One of the many, many reasons Simon Curtis is amazing.

  • @shusheu8737
    @shusheu8737 6 лет назад +125

    "Okay, Just plug the damn thing in already"
    Best Line

  • @HuskyGirlGamer
    @HuskyGirlGamer 10 лет назад +255

    Is it just me or does it sound like "play gay?"

    • @fovdiscord3397
      @fovdiscord3397 10 лет назад +8

      It does sometime not the weirdest part though XD

    • @DarkFeatherDaCatzAJ
      @DarkFeatherDaCatzAJ 9 лет назад +1

      Yeah

    • @dinobooks848
      @dinobooks848 6 лет назад +4

      Grace if there was no lyrics everyone would be like “damn is it about gays or games?”

    • @aliyacastillo248
      @aliyacastillo248 6 лет назад

      Grace great now I cant not hear that

    • @inparasomniac
      @inparasomniac 6 лет назад

      i can't not hear it as gay now. thanks!

  • @jc2189
    @jc2189 8 лет назад +734

    i should not be listening to this in church lmao

  • @mizanna5768
    @mizanna5768 9 лет назад +4301

    Me: *sees this video in suggestions*
    Video: WATCH ME
    Me: I know this is going to be sexual.
    Video: IT'S SIMON CURTIS
    Me: I don't normally like sexual songs.
    Video: IT'S AN AWESOME SONG
    Me: In fact, I actually hate them.
    Video: JUST CLICK ON ME ALREADY
    Me: I really can't stand them.
    Video: JUST DO IT
    Me: ...
    Video: PLZ
    Me: ...
    *45 seconds later*
    Me: *dancing around room and singing seriously loud* BABY, GRAB A HOLD OF THE JOYSTICK

  • @ness4966
    @ness4966 7 лет назад +375

    ok but if this song doesn't describe my personality
    pun maker, gamer, and pervert ( ° ͜ʖ °)

    • @unkwn9429
      @unkwn9429 5 лет назад +4

      @Samantha Strickland plot twist: he is your school friend

    • @ness4966
      @ness4966 5 лет назад +5

      unkwn plot plot twist: im a female

    • @Normalguy_employer
      @Normalguy_employer Год назад +1

      💀💀💀

  • @UdoShan
    @UdoShan 9 лет назад +225

    It's so upbeat and catchy that I almost forgot that the song is one big Dick Joke.

  • @thymeleaves3369
    @thymeleaves3369 10 лет назад +604

    omg I just realized that it's not a game joystick he's talking about 0_0

  • @Ki-chan6
    @Ki-chan6 3 года назад +38

    Simon curtis makes the freakiest songs but I'm here for it! XD love making choreography for his music!

  • @Thedragonlover95
    @Thedragonlover95 10 лет назад +300

    Hmm you know this guy sings better then Justin Beiber

  • @Basil.jpg7
    @Basil.jpg7 8 лет назад +414

    simon:if ya wanna play games!~
    me: wait wat?
    Simon: if ya wanna play games!~
    me: maybe...
    Simon: if ya wanna play games!~
    Me:WTF
    simon: if ya wanna play games!~
    me: *listens*
    simon: if ya wanna play games!~
    me: *hums it in my head*
    simon: if ya wanna play games!~
    me: *hums it out loud*
    simon: if ya wanna play games!~
    me: *listens more*
    simon: if ya wanna play~
    Me: baby,grab a hold of the joystick~ take control of the motion~ I can feel it when ya huh-huh~
    *Yup Its Called Life*

    • @wintersolstice1021
      @wintersolstice1021 8 лет назад +3

      I started sing the baby part as it come on haha

    • @vivientakacs5599
      @vivientakacs5599 8 лет назад +1

      Same

    • @luvpixxie
      @luvpixxie 8 лет назад +2

      MEEE

    • @redstar.s
      @redstar.s 8 лет назад +7

      I was playing the music while looking in the comment and it happened to be at that part of the lyrics..
      IF YOU WANNA PLAY GAMES ;)

    • @jessicatthekiller5972
      @jessicatthekiller5972 7 лет назад +1

      THE BEST LIFE
      (dancing and singing)

  • @webhetaulth1176
    @webhetaulth1176 8 лет назад +313

    I accidentally started singing this in class today XD, my teacher was so fucking concerned!

  • @niasohma7786
    @niasohma7786 6 лет назад +76

    I just about died when these lyrics came up on the screen:
    I don't want you thinking
    That I'm trying to apply pressure
    But the pressure makes it better
    Pushing harder makes it wetter

    • @AwkwardPaws303
      @AwkwardPaws303 Год назад +8

      OMG!!! Seriously, when I'm singing this song, I *can't* sing that part without either laughing or just going silent and feeling a lil embarrassed lmao

  • @cassiemadden7266
    @cassiemadden7266 8 лет назад +339

    *sees song in a story on wattpad* I've never listened to it.
    *plays video* this song is really sexual, I'm just gonna watch tv now.....
    45 seconds later~ *dancing around the living room singing along to the song jumping on the couch and using a tv remote as a microphone*
    Well I'm glad no one saw that.....

  • @alycat2452
    @alycat2452 8 лет назад +98

    Me: cool Simon Curtis song *clicks the video*
    Video: Baby grab a hold of the joystick
    Me: 0-0
    Video: *continues*
    1 MINUTE LATER
    dances and sings with the song

    • @julesm5853
      @julesm5853 7 лет назад +4

      Fucking god yes, I always hear this XD

    • @alycat2452
      @alycat2452 7 лет назад +3

      lmfao yea i do too.... but i just had to say this cuz my family was looking at me like...... 0-0 you have problems XD

  • @aliciabrandon8291
    @aliciabrandon8291 10 лет назад +169

    I feel so odd in the comments. Half of the people here seem to either have an anime addiction or think they're a damn furry...

  • @chiu7563
    @chiu7563 8 лет назад +262

    OMG...." Pushing Harder makes it wetter." ok........that was awkward....

    • @redstar.s
      @redstar.s 8 лет назад +22

      I die at that part.
      Coincidence: that lyric played when I saw your comment :))

    • @cosm1cangel
      @cosm1cangel 8 лет назад +1

      Gwéniveir Aj SAME!

    • @redstar.s
      @redstar.s 8 лет назад +18

      Lol Who knew so many other people scrolled through the comments while the music was playing. :3

    • @aeaea_kirke
      @aeaea_kirke 4 года назад

      @@redstar.s Sameee-

    • @k.the.weirdo3397
      @k.the.weirdo3397 4 года назад

      @@redstar.s SAME OMG

  • @skybear17
    @skybear17 10 лет назад +62

    OMFG "Pushing harder makes it wetter" "Apply more pressure" "Then I'll play with you" "Get me off" "Just plug the damn thing in already" HAHA!!! CX WHY AM I LISTENING TO THIS?! XD

  • @toreyzyre
    @toreyzyre 5 лет назад +29

    Idk why I never found Simon before now. LOVE his music, this song had me jammin out right from the start. Banger beat, great lyrics, killer vocals. Gotta find more.

  • @kkajihara321
    @kkajihara321 2 года назад +9

    I’ll come back to his songs forever, there are literally pure legends.

  • @StarSliverWotsernameagain
    @StarSliverWotsernameagain 3 года назад +535

    My girlfriend goes to a school where the younger kids got to choose the music one week, then her class the next week.
    The younger class chose a rickroll.
    I recommended she choose this and say it's a song about video games.
    She actually fucking did it.
    She faked ignorance in front of the teachers and got away with it.
    I love her so much.

    • @DireNight_Drnt_
      @DireNight_Drnt_ 2 года назад +81

      That poor teacher she knew damn well what this song was talking about and had to act like she didn't know about XD

    • @sam9014
      @sam9014 2 года назад +13

      bro

    • @jpz6817
      @jpz6817 2 года назад +11

      Boss move 😂😂

    • @HJ-kf7zn
      @HJ-kf7zn 2 года назад +8

      Freaking AMAZING. Keep her!

    • @MusicalLoveAMV
      @MusicalLoveAMV Год назад +9

      Never let her go lololol that's 👌 perfection! Poor teacher though, they had no idea what they were getting into!

  • @mothman6652
    @mothman6652 8 лет назад +317

    I'm listening to this in church. I regret nothing.

    • @abigailclark4470
      @abigailclark4470 8 лет назад +51

      I started humming this on the bus today and a guy behind me must've heard me because he started to sing along...soon we had about 10 people singing the song...it was public transit too...

    • @mothman6652
      @mothman6652 8 лет назад +12

      awesome

    • @abigailclark4470
      @abigailclark4470 8 лет назад +12

      I almost died it was so funny 😅

    • @hvvryijjzdkk2033
      @hvvryijjzdkk2033 7 лет назад +7

      Sinnamon Rolls When Jean said that, it's more than true - w -

    • @abigailclark4470
      @abigailclark4470 7 лет назад +10

      Then again...i think it was mostly peeps from school XD

  • @magicalbeau6506
    @magicalbeau6506 8 лет назад +295

    Everytime I sing "play gay" 😂☺

    • @trippykoi2614
      @trippykoi2614 8 лет назад +6

      adam cutler same I always thought but was play gay to

    • @eraoftheeclipse
      @eraoftheeclipse 8 лет назад +18

      Holy crap now I can't stop hearing it XD

    • @essentialcoma1368
      @essentialcoma1368 8 лет назад +15

      ohmygod I play this song on repeat.. and now I can't stop singing that. oh god what did you start XD

    • @hvvryijjzdkk2033
      @hvvryijjzdkk2033 7 лет назад +5

      LoL. I though I was the only person xD

    • @hemalatharaghu8773
      @hemalatharaghu8773 6 лет назад +2

      Lol 😂😂

  • @Whitejewelsdragon9
    @Whitejewelsdragon9 9 лет назад +415

    *slowly turns this song into something dirty*
    I don't have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination xD

    • @Jordan-yp6bg
      @Jordan-yp6bg 9 лет назад +32

      This song IS dirty :P

    • @misfitswonderland9106
      @misfitswonderland9106 6 лет назад +1

      This is dirty and very sexy big turn on

    • @akyra.1480
      @akyra.1480 5 лет назад +35

      This is like, seeing two people having sex and then saying "Oh my god!! I have a dirty mind!!"

    • @virgoscribblez2045
      @virgoscribblez2045 5 лет назад +14

      Can I quote you on that?
      Just...
      "I don't have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination."
      -Unknowingteen

    • @grizzdell
      @grizzdell 3 года назад

      BIG SAME GSHAHAH

  • @winterwolf7532
    @winterwolf7532 6 лет назад +30

    His voice can make any song good

  • @reneewylie3176
    @reneewylie3176 6 лет назад +47

    I love how Simon Curtis found a game, saw the joystick him *perfect song*

  • @okaymoonstorm
    @okaymoonstorm 11 месяцев назад +8

    The RUclips versions of Simon Curtis songs are honestly elite

  • @meadowwidmer299
    @meadowwidmer299 8 лет назад +740

    me when I first heard the song
    me:cool another Simon Curtis songs *clicks on the video *
    songs:just grab hold of the joystick huh-huh
    me:wait WHAT this is a sexual song
    song:if you want to play games
    me:no
    song:if you want to play games
    me:I said NO
    song:if you want to play games
    me:mmmmmm no
    song:if you want to play games
    me:Maybe?
    song:we can skip to level 2 you you me just put the damn thing in already
    me:DICK
    by the way I am a girl to XD
    Edit: how though -_-

  • @kit1480
    @kit1480 8 лет назад +369

    Song(00:45):Baby grab a hold of the joystick, take control of the motion, I can feel it when you huh-huh
    Me:(lying on the floor laughing my ass off)
    Kids don't watch this
    You need to be over 15
    Or else you'll be scared for life ;-;

    • @hawns3212
      @hawns3212 8 лет назад +7

      scarred*

    • @hawns3212
      @hawns3212 8 лет назад +16

      Tzarina Carrido perhaps you shouldn't watch this if you're only 10

    • @beanie5187
      @beanie5187 7 лет назад +3

      lol I'm ten too😜😜😜😂😂😂😇😇😇

    • @mothmanssugarbaby5978
      @mothmanssugarbaby5978 7 лет назад +13

      Hawns321 Why? its nature. You dont like it, talk to the 5th grade teachers that taught me
      'human growth and developement' and 'pregnancy'

    • @foxythepirate1346
      @foxythepirate1346 7 лет назад +13

      My most favorite part and I'm 13 and I know all this stuff I'm is high school XD

  • @toxickira3266
    @toxickira3266 3 года назад +99

    Simon is making my time during pandemic better and worse at the same time

  • @cutepanda6550
    @cutepanda6550 2 года назад +38

    My friend showed this to his boyfriend he asked "So you like playing with my joystick?!" I swear I never seen my friend walk right out the front door fast in all my life.

  • @hanlohan8957
    @hanlohan8957 9 лет назад +76

    It sounds like 'play gay'. I'll play gay :)

    • @Kitty_yana
      @Kitty_yana 4 года назад +2

      Omg really? Now i hear: "play gays"😂😂

  • @CostanzaMorchio
    @CostanzaMorchio 8 лет назад +59

    I had a feeling that it would be that joystick....

  • @chevaundk2647
    @chevaundk2647 10 лет назад +48

    dang i think im obsessed with this song

  • @cyprus6913
    @cyprus6913 3 года назад +79

    Someone: she's so innocent I bet she's listening to sunshine, lollipops and rainbows
    My headphones:

  • @sadiegreene8873
    @sadiegreene8873 10 лет назад +79

    he is soooo hot omg when he goes "huh-huh" AHHHH

    • @iceysue
      @iceysue 10 лет назад +1

      AAAAAAH! XD

    • @rainestar6781
      @rainestar6781 10 лет назад +8

      I know right! O3O I bet he's perfectly symmetrical...

    • @lostyourhumanity809
      @lostyourhumanity809 6 лет назад

      Omfg yes like yes I let my bf listen to this and bad things happened lol jk but me and him love Simon and yes were gay. Gay4life ahhh love it

  • @beyzanuratikk
    @beyzanuratikk 9 лет назад +85

    Other players can join us .
    ...
    Blushes

  • @BatMan-di3jz
    @BatMan-di3jz 7 лет назад +852

    Friend: "I hate sexual things"Me: *deletes yaoi fanfics off of phone, uninstalls insta, drinks holy water* "Yah I agree..."

    • @jewelsh2062
      @jewelsh2062 7 лет назад +13

      LOL

    • @scarletakahaka5212
      @scarletakahaka5212 5 лет назад +3

      😂😂so true

    • @bluevixen2469
      @bluevixen2469 5 лет назад +2

      Only white girls use insta XD

    • @Altermerea
      @Altermerea 5 лет назад +25

      Who really hates sexual things tho? Must be a liar.

    • @grey7823
      @grey7823 5 лет назад +1

      @@bluevixen2469 I'm Hispanic...I'm always using instagram :>

  • @laineykrusemark2974
    @laineykrusemark2974 9 лет назад +100

    the best damn song EVER like its has videogames AND sex its like FUH YAH

  • @AwkwardPaws303
    @AwkwardPaws303 Год назад +11

    I used to go over to my 'friend's house and I would tell my parents that we were just 'playing (video) games', but like... It's kinda hard to convince them that you're just 'playing games' when you show up back home with hickeys on your neck haha!! So uhh... Yeah, this song has a special place in my heart lmao

  • @KeyboardSerpent
    @KeyboardSerpent 8 лет назад +375

    Anyone play that mobile game "Mystic Messenger"...? If you do you know what I'm talking about.

    • @KeyboardSerpent
      @KeyboardSerpent 8 лет назад +2

      Yep!

    • @KeyboardSerpent
      @KeyboardSerpent 8 лет назад +5

      I'm finishing it tomorrow. that's the 11th day.

    • @lovedog1012
      @lovedog1012 8 лет назад

      QwertySnek I love you for introducing this game to me!!! I love it so much omg

    • @KeyboardSerpent
      @KeyboardSerpent 8 лет назад

      akari hayashi I introduced it to you? Oh... >////< Well I'm happy you enjoy it!

    • @lovedog1012
      @lovedog1012 8 лет назад +2

      QwertySnek yup, I saw your comment yesterday and got curious and downloaded it :DD

  • @tigerlilly1683
    @tigerlilly1683 9 лет назад +51

    Play a game??
    Joystick??
    "Huh. Huh." ????
    o.o what?

  • @earthtokiwi8934
    @earthtokiwi8934 8 лет назад +47

    *walks into an arcade, plays random game and screams at the top of my lungs* BAAAABBBBBY GRAB A HOLD OF THE JOYSTIIIICK!

    • @basilbaby779
      @basilbaby779 8 лет назад +14

      **screams from other side of the rool** TAKE CONTROL OF THE MOTION!

    • @earthtokiwi8934
      @earthtokiwi8934 8 лет назад +14

      RaphSieg007
      *walks up to person behind the prizes booth* BAAAABBBY YOU MAKE ALL OF THE CHOICES OTHER PLAYERS CAN JOIN US IF YOU FEELIN LIKE YOU WANNA PLAY GAMES!

    • @basilbaby779
      @basilbaby779 8 лет назад +11

      **screeches from ceiling fan** IF YOU WANNA PLAY GAMES

    • @earthtokiwi8934
      @earthtokiwi8934 8 лет назад +10

      RaphSieg007 *goes up to various people while chucking coins into their face* IF YOU WANNA PLAY GAMES IF YOU WANNA PLAY GAMES IF YOU WANNA PLAY GAMES IF YOU WANNA PLAY

    • @basilbaby779
      @basilbaby779 8 лет назад +9

      **knocks over arcade game** AND YOUR FIRST TIME WITH A JOYSTICK LEFT YOU FEELING LIKE A WHO-HO-HO-HO

  • @dianahanson2522
    @dianahanson2522 3 года назад +23

    Nobody:
    Me: *Seductively looking at my wall while body rolling and mouthing the words*
    My wall: 💧👁👄👁👍

    • @pinetreeriver
      @pinetreeriver 28 дней назад

      I thought i was the only one lolol

  • @MrAndMrsVampire
    @MrAndMrsVampire Год назад +7

    These lyrics are the epitome of "clever".

  • @lord_chaos_gremlin
    @lord_chaos_gremlin 6 лет назад +28

    This song is even funnier when you remember that the album is from is just pretty much cyborg x human and the cyborg being Simon Curtis

  • @glowstick1014
    @glowstick1014 5 лет назад +12

    "Plug the damn this in already"
    That's the gayest thing i've ever heard and
    I L O V E I T

  • @tiurmapohan378
    @tiurmapohan378 8 лет назад +75

    I like how everyone know what the joystick is in this song 😂

  • @nightmarefuel1391
    @nightmarefuel1391 7 лет назад +22

    Me:*feels violated*
    Also me:*plays it again*

  • @Mo-lw9jk
    @Mo-lw9jk 8 лет назад +51

    I'm going to make a fanfiction of this song. Yeess

  • @saodreamer
    @saodreamer 10 лет назад +4

    I cant get enough of this song. I've broken the replay button. RIP replay button

  • @oodlekode
    @oodlekode 9 лет назад +45

    0///0. Oh god why!? Why do i think of ships when I listen to this!? 0////////0

  • @501Magnum
    @501Magnum 4 года назад +9

    Interviewer: So is this song about sex or video games
    Simon Curtis: Yes

  • @Kryaide
    @Kryaide 7 лет назад +473

    Me:*Watching*
    Mom: *Walks in* Hey sweetie what are you watching
    Me: a RUclips video
    Simon: Just plug the dame thing in already
    Mom: Thomas are you watching porn!?
    Me: No mom i am not it's song
    Mom: okay *walks out*
    Me: I only read, write, and watch Yaoi O3O

  • @kidwaffle120
    @kidwaffle120 2 года назад +16

    This version is better then the one on spotify

  • @rachelleung179
    @rachelleung179 10 лет назад +43

    Why can't I stop listening to this? This beat is so addicting.... O_O

    • @rainestar6781
      @rainestar6781 10 лет назад +1

      And that voice...

    • @rachelleung179
      @rachelleung179 10 лет назад +1

      ***** That freaking combination will probably make every fan girl screaming like banshees (in a good way). :p

    • @rainestar6781
      @rainestar6781 10 лет назад +1

      Or fanboys :3 Guilty (well maybe not screaming but still XD )

    • @rachelleung179
      @rachelleung179 10 лет назад

      ***** LOL. Yeah. I can just imagine it right now. XD

    • @rainestar6781
      @rainestar6781 10 лет назад +1

      Rachel Leung
      Yeah... Damn that Black*Star for showing me this, now I'm addicted >.> I only asked him what he meant by 'play with my joystick'.

  • @odessa94productions84
    @odessa94productions84 10 лет назад +88

    Seeing the comment 'what's an atari?'.... Gosh it makes me feel old (im 19) cuz i know and i still have one lol.

    • @michimedwe3090
      @michimedwe3090 10 лет назад +4

      Haha, knowing what it is doesn't make you old and having one, is more amazing[I don't have one :'(] than dumb :'D

    • @angelilarsen8758
      @angelilarsen8758 10 лет назад +2

      well im only 11 and i know what an Atari is :D perks of having family and teachers who lived in that era

    • @skybear17
      @skybear17 10 лет назад

      I honestly didn't know what it was until I saw ppl answering the comment XD i feel so stupid :P

    • @bearyllovely
      @bearyllovely 10 лет назад +1

      It's sad that some people don't know what the Atari is. I personally have never owned one but it was a relatively nice console for it's time.

    • @awk-wordwriter7179
      @awk-wordwriter7179 6 лет назад

      shelby harris lol. My brothers and I had an Atari. It was awesome. Until it broke....then I was very sad.

  • @kaitlynboss3497
    @kaitlynboss3497 Год назад +4

    I completely forgot about this song! Oh, the nostalgia!

  • @voitoib774
    @voitoib774 6 лет назад +17

    My innocent cousin thought this was about gaming... I didn't have the heart to tell him...

  • @randomkgrrl6112
    @randomkgrrl6112 Год назад +7

    God I haven't listened to this guy since I was like 18 lol gotta say I'm falling in love with his songs again

  • @fayelockwood7656
    @fayelockwood7656 5 лет назад +9

    *"Okay just plug the damn thing already,"*
    Damn alright 😂

  • @x.Spooky.Bat.x
    @x.Spooky.Bat.x 9 месяцев назад +5

    I can’t believe I was listening to this shit in middle school 😂

  • @idc666zozo5
    @idc666zozo5 2 года назад +16

    I was 10 though 13 when I listen to him (21now) I had 0 ideal what this song was about and now I'm dying of laughter

  • @Fabienne3098
    @Fabienne3098 9 лет назад +566

    YAOI I SMELL IT!!!!!!!

    • @SashaBrausAoT
      @SashaBrausAoT 9 лет назад +11

      Mikasa Ackermann oH yas Mikasa, same. ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @novluna
      @novluna 9 лет назад +2

      Right.... EWWW >.

    • @SashaBrausAoT
      @SashaBrausAoT 9 лет назад +6

      Ikr~ It's great ^^

    • @novluna
      @novluna 9 лет назад +1

      Sasha Braus it's sick

    • @bloodfun2585
      @bloodfun2585 9 лет назад +1

      +Katana Kawa i know its gross

  • @breyomango450
    @breyomango450 10 лет назад +54

    Oh my~
    Play games with such a man!~
    I bet this would make my Sebas~Chan Jealous!!!!!!
    >\\\\< Ohhhh mr. Currrttiiisss~~~~~

    • @wetpaw122
      @wetpaw122 10 лет назад +2

      Grell--
      * runs to the shipping wall * YASYASYASYASYASYASYASYASYASYASYASYASSSSSSSSSSSSSS
      DA SHIPS-

    • @wetpaw122
      @wetpaw122 10 лет назад

      "Hah-
      But of course~! Just internally dead because of my ships that need to be canon..." BloodBorn started sketching a picture of Grell x Simon Curtis onto her shipping wall.

    • @wetpaw122
      @wetpaw122 10 лет назад

      "Sho fabu-!" BloodBorn looked up at him, seeing as how she is only 4'9. "This is now one of my many OTPs! This needs to go canon! Soon! I will make it happen, whether Simon likes it or not! Which, I'm sure he will, you being attractive, and him being a homosexual, and all."

    • @wetpaw122
      @wetpaw122 10 лет назад

      "I know, I called him a homosexual! Gay means happy, in my opinion, because happy is the literally meaning, so I call it by it's scientific term! Like I'm bisexual, and demisexual, and most people are heterosexual. I believe you are transgender, and homosexual, but I don't know, I used to think you had liked Madam Red, so you might be bisexual, you obviously aren't pansexual, though. I'm slightly pansexual... Dammit, why are there so many 'sexual"s?!" BloodBorn fell over into the floor, "Gah! Too many!! Why can't there just be the basic Bi, Homo, and Hetero?! There has to be Pan, Demi, Ambi, Mono, Metro, Pomo, Zoo, Poly, Omni, and-and-and-" She started to pant, "Fuck it, there's too many-"

    • @joypeng5593
      @joypeng5593 10 лет назад

      Wwwwww

  • @hellspawnstudios
    @hellspawnstudios 3 года назад +9

    Canon BEN Drowned: Sadistic ghost of a 12-year-old that drives a college student to madness for a lark.
    Fanon BEN Drowned: This.

  • @Hades_hellbornkid
    @Hades_hellbornkid Год назад +7

    I haven't heard this in forever I was 13😅 and I still love this song

  • @mangleluna8144
    @mangleluna8144 8 лет назад +4

    I don't normally like these kinds of songs but this one is awesome :D

  • @thatonecosplayer9823
    @thatonecosplayer9823 10 лет назад +80

    omg "other players can joing us" o_o am I the only 1 who noticed that?!

    • @kendrastewart441
      @kendrastewart441 7 лет назад +1

      That One Cosplayer I just realized that now.. XD

    • @robertbell6185
      @robertbell6185 6 лет назад +2

      That One Cosplayer ... I did too I could stop laughing when I heard that

    • @eggthetalonflame1453
      @eggthetalonflame1453 6 лет назад +3

      what is this gonna turn this into a massive orgy

    • @pandawolfmutant3174
      @pandawolfmutant3174 6 лет назад +2

      @@eggthetalonflame1453 most likely

  • @GlaziolaNacht
    @GlaziolaNacht Год назад +13

    When I need some inspiration for Yaoi art, I always come back to this song along with some of his other songs, oh and Adam Lambert songs too
    Really helps set the mood for the drawings

    • @Helloysa_vitoria
      @Helloysa_vitoria Год назад +3

      Omg, i love yaoi

    • @Nemisionn
      @Nemisionn Год назад +4

      Y'all know it's not called yaoi, right?

    • @Helloysa_vitoria
      @Helloysa_vitoria Год назад

      @@Nemisionn what did you mean by that?

    • @Nemisionn
      @Nemisionn Год назад +5

      @@Helloysa_vitoria the term "yaoi" is outdated, it was only used in the 80s and 90s to refer to doujinshi. It's not used anymore.

  • @autumnxvsxart9611
    @autumnxvsxart9611 8 лет назад +17

    Me:Simon curtiss ;o;
    Video:IM VERY SEXUAL
    Me:Idgaf
    Video:JOYSTICS ARE DICK JOYS
    Me:Idgaf
    Video:PLEASE WATCH ME IF YOUR OLDER THAN 18
    Me:I still dont give

  • @masonschwarz4533
    @masonschwarz4533 8 лет назад +142

    why do I grow obsessions towards gay men when I kNOW I CANT MARRY THEM

    • @Ezrr4
      @Ezrr4 5 лет назад +2

      I have a fat uncle and my friend has millions of gay family

    • @camronthompson5812
      @camronthompson5812 5 лет назад +3

      Well that doesn't mean you can't have a gay friend

    • @wolfiethetimberwolf1363
      @wolfiethetimberwolf1363 5 лет назад

      @@camronthompson5812 Friends with benefits.

    • @Satans_2ndhand
      @Satans_2ndhand 5 лет назад +7

      I don't have that problem because I'm gay as well, I have the problem of liking straight guys.

    • @giemogi
      @giemogi 4 года назад +3

      @@Satans_2ndhand I have the problem of liking gay guys and straight girls all at once 😌

  • @multi-fandom-trillionaire4708
    @multi-fandom-trillionaire4708 5 лет назад +3

    Me, visiting my dad:
    My dad: *pulling out joysticks* video games?
    Me: *clings onto ceiling, screaming*

  • @levilover5392
    @levilover5392 8 лет назад +115

    I'll sing this to my future wife

    • @redstar.s
      @redstar.s 8 лет назад +38

      Now I think you won't have one.

    • @rayqazarider62
      @rayqazarider62 8 лет назад +1

      Gwéniveir Aj has if do..............have fun if know what mean JK she will slap you

    • @deliawhite7119
      @deliawhite7119 8 лет назад +1

      Levi Lover 😂

    • @SamandOmiesGirl
      @SamandOmiesGirl 7 лет назад +11

      She will for sure want to play games ALL night long. *wink* *wink*

    • @yoonross
      @yoonross 6 лет назад +1

      I hope not lol

  • @SamandOmiesGirl
    @SamandOmiesGirl 7 лет назад +32

    This song is meant for me
    Video games and sex
    XD

    • @leslieking2982
      @leslieking2982 5 лет назад

      I agree I have same bc I had sex at least 6 times I have a 90% dirty mind and 70% good mind if there was a nasty thing someone was saying but it was good my mind would go to nasty side like WOW WAY TO GO ME😂

  • @elenazuniga607
    @elenazuniga607 8 лет назад +17

    ok just plug the damn thing in already best line ever

  • @qafiansage4234
    @qafiansage4234 8 лет назад +9

    And this is what we call an extended metaphor. Imagine an English class where they use this an example.