Morning Routine [Fire Emblem Comic Dub]

[@kellyjohana516]

"Get up, boar"
"Good morning!"
That was just perfect.

[@moyaioffbi4810]

Casual conversation

[@danie8944]

Dimitris voice was too accurate as well XD

[@krystalpheonix158]

Sylvain is not phased by Felix's glaring, but he's terrified of Ashe? PERFECT!

[@dragonstouch1042]

Krystal Pheonix he’s used to Felix

[@kiri1082]

Krystal Pheonix to be fair, Ashe does threaten to murder him...

[@hiddenflare6169]

Krystal Pheonix Maybr it’s just me, but Felix at least looked a bit surprised by it. So understandable.

[@danieltobin4498]

Beware the fury of a kind man

[@rararasputin8608]

I mean, it's like if Bernadetta went out and flipped you off: unexpected, and a sign to stop.

[@shiny9690]

(meanwhile)
Annette is making breakfast. The kitchen is on fire.
Dedue was already awake. He was getting ready to tackle Felix, but Dimitri lowkey signaled to not.
Mercedes is putting out the kitchen fire.

[@rhettmitchell]

Mercie praying the flames away then giving up and Ragnarok-ing the whole dining hall to smithereens

[@moyaioffbi4810]

Ingrid is preparing to stab sylvain

[@WhiteKoneko]

Oh no...who let Annette at the kitchen without Dedue or Ashe!?

[@floopledoople3399]

For the next week, both Sylvain and Felix avoided Ashe like the plague.
Ashe had no idea as to why.

[@thebrightstartt9294]

I had to leave the likes at 69

[@danieltobin4498]

He probably tried to apologize for whatever he did wrong by baking them sweets with Mercie

[@rhettmitchell]

@@danieltobin4498 but then Lysithea and Hapi ate them all

[@Quetzalcoatl-Dragon_97]

No, he knows.

[@starsilver9002]

"I have a favor to ask. Apparently, Ashe came to Rhea to ask her if he did something wrong. I asked him why and he told us that Felix and Sylvain are avoiding him. Please have a talk with the three after class"

[@emmetthesubwaybosswhorunso1319]

XD

[@amichi2714]

Ah yes the free recruit quest totally happened yep this is exactly how you get them to join without training skills

[@missquark_]

I read this in Seteth's voice, it was perfect.

[@Cure-Skywalker]

Moments when you remember Ashe was tough enough to live a life of crime not too long ago.

[@thebrightstartt9294]

Holy shit ur right, he could shank them easily if he wanted to in the morning...

[@dannyarcana0017]

He'll steal your heart without you knowing. The physical kind, though i suppose the metaphorical one as well

[@Cure-Skywalker]

@@dannyarcana0017
Ashe is my favorite phantom thief

[@genderenigma8276]

@Adhi Wicaksono HEY GUYS WE'RE THE PHANTOM THIEVES!

[@danieltobin4498]

Ashe is deadly with a bow, he’s a nice and sweet boy but if you somehow manage to piss him off, you won’t live long enough to regret your decision

[@michaellinggoputro8055]

Yes this must be my Ashe from my previous Blue Lions run who at one point had a strength stat on par with Dimitri.

[@hewwo69]

H O W

[@michaellinggoputro8055]

@@hewwo69 strength boosters for Ashe and just really weird ass growths for Dimitri.

[@emmureee]

w o a h

[@saintlucifer4131]

This is absolutely insane considering how you could literally make Dmitri a Dancer/Mage/Priest/Dark Mage (lowest possible strength growth classes for Dmitri) and make Ashe a Wyvern Lord/Warmaster (highest strength growth classes possible for Ashe) and Dmitri's strength growth will still be higher than Ashe's.

[@erickarcos302]

Saint Lucifer Dang it I knew something was wrong with his strength stat, it’s just so low!

[@absoul112]

So I take it Ashe isn't a morning person.

[@Lemuel928]

Don’t anger his scales,man.

[@tomsky4751]

absoul112 WHO THE FUCK IS

[@darcieedwards546]

Confirmed by Sylvain and Felix

[@dragonfable66]

EVEN FELIX IS SCARED SHITLESS!!! XD

[@Perdix64]

absoul112 like most people yes

[@mysticzen4825]

Wow
Ashe is Scary when he's angry
Protect that Smile

[@WhiteDragoon68]

Protect that Smile, for it is the only thing between you and certain doom.

[@azurethescaletipper210]

Have you seen him take on the Western Church Bishop in the Ashe/Catherine paralogue?

[@gamerman796]

To be fair his angry portrait looks ready to kill

[@deman182]

because the alternative is death

[@ThelordHayden34]

He is not a morning person
Ashe is like us

[@mintyflores7378]

I think I know why Ashe woke up like that, he was reading till he fell asleep. It's a great feeling for you, but a horrible thing for whoever waking you up.

[@deadpool569]

@Anthony DiPietro yeah it's hard not to snap at someone when they just stopped you from killing a minotaur.

[@user-rl7us5be2c]

Or it could be he passed out from reading. IM someone waking you up instead of yourself getting up feels like Rhea getting Aymier to the face.

[@svartrbrisingr6141]

I know this from personal experience

[@mayo9951]

sylvain was later found dead that day.

[@seanhollis5259]

Probably Ingrid who killed him

[@ravina6686]

FELIX'S VOICE SOUNDS SO ACCURATE I KEEP REPLAYING HIS LINES

[@numsei2610]

Meanwhile in Golden Deer, Lysithea is sleeping between a lot of snacks, and Ignatz is sleeping with his head in a wet canvas, while Leonie and Raphael are getting up for their morning training, Claude is preparing his schemes for the day, Hilda is still sleeping, Lorenz is preparing his best tea to start the day, and Marianne is off for her daily prayers.

[@orionblok1240]

Nah Leonie is still asleep with her jeralt body pillow

[@XGame80]

Dapper Blok1 Byleth goes to wake her up and sees the jeralt pillow, replaces it with a normal pillow, then leaves without waking her up

[@pumpkinnecromancer2490]

Nah Raphael is probably off for his breakfast. Gotta have the good stuff after all!
I also expect Lysithea to also be equally as brutal as Ashe here is when disturbed (Claude learned it the hard way as well...)

[@rhettmitchell]

@@pumpkinnecromancer2490 Lysithea is definitely worse. Threatening people's lives on multiple occasions with magical nukes

[@kalicula7718]

Black Eagles morning routine
2:59am...
...
3:00am
Caspar immediately wakes up and yells at the top of his lungs: *YEEEEAH! Another perfect day to train! WOOOOOOO*
*Bernadetta gets startled from the loud noise and starts shrieking uncontrollably
Edelgard wakes up groggy and annoyed: Casper...one of these days I'll end up killing you for this...
Hubert climbs from underneath of Edelgard's bed: Lady Edelgard, you mustn't get your hands dirty... I'll do it...
Edelgard: bah! Hubert what the hell are you doing under my bed?!
Hubert: um...just my duties..?
Golden Deer morning routine
*Claude and Ignatz sneaking into Lorenz's room
Claude whispering: psst.., Ignatz pass me the bowl of water
Ignatz whispering: This will never work Claude, I don't understand why you had to get me involved in this.
Claude whispering: oh just wait and see, it will. Alright next Lysithea, I can't wait calling her a "child" for wetting her bed.

[@gypsysprite4824]

and Ignatz was recruited by Claude for this since, if people figured out claude did a prank, Ignatz would be literally the least likely to be charged with being complicit, i assume

[@micaiahhayes7680]

Picture this: Dorothea is woken up by Caspar’s shouting. She quickly decides on his punishment. “All right then. You want to train, then let’s train.” She then proceeds to prepare her meteor spell. “I’ll do some target practice, and you can do some dodge practice.” She readies her magic, piercing the pages of her tome with a gaze to frighten even Hubert as she shouts “I hope you’re ready to DANCE Caspar!”

[@rhettmitchell]

@@micaiahhayes7680 the canonicity of it all

[@TheBenchLord]

@@micaiahhayes7680 Ferdinand von Aegir and Linhart(?) are just chilling

[@autumnlidke1732]

@@TheBenchLord Linhardt would be still sleeping through all this

[@Ahsoka_Hyrule]

0:54 When the fam wakes me up after I spent the whole night reading

[@darthknightwingphoenix2081]

yup

[@tommytran7409]

Is Ashe Honey-Senpai?! 😨

[@buggaman6627]

OMG YES

[@thebrightstartt9294]

OMG YESSSSS! AHH I'M SCREAMING RN!

[@shawiez2981]

Lol

[@medusathedecepticon]

Flipping YAY someone else thought the same thing XD

[@danielgiovanniello7217]

Ashe is talking as if he actually has a strength stat to speak of.

[@rhettmitchell]

He does have that crit advantage tho

[@killercroc99]

He'll double anyone and everyone.

[@zimonzieclown1633]

Well, it seems someone is cranky in the morning.

[@wrenmatrix5136]

The voices are so accurate!!

[@MilodicMellodi]

And they wonder why his name is Ashe...
It's the name he was given by the demons as he threw the ashes of their remains into the wind.

[@moyaioffbi4810]

Get up, boar
Good morning
Me waking up my brother

[@Omeyrolx_theChessmaster]

I dunno why, but Felix kinda sounds like Hubert to me. XD

[@liamwilson7549]

Wearing headphones and hearing that knock made me feel like someone was at my door XD

[@load-bearingcoconut5586]

Even Felix has the reaction of "w... what... the fuck..." to Ashe's rage.

[@Bentron88]

That was funny! I want one for the other two classes too! Claude waking up his classmates would be funny

[@ryuhime88]

Claude would have Hilda’s axe sticking out of his head and Lorenz’s lance up his ass.

[@rhettmitchell]

@@ryuhime88 and dark spikes covering his whole body

[@mobgabriel1767]

claude outside of lorenz's rom with a trumpet

[@TheSamigirl101]

Huh so there's the flaw to Ashe. O - O noted.

[@emmureee]

:O
A-Ashe bby, what just happened there? Where’d my cinnamon roll go?

[@bettycreepersayuri-chan809]

Everyone's Ashe:
+ Cinnamon roll
+ Hasn't got very high strenght
+ Very quick, high dexterity
+ Sniper/Bow knight
My Ashe (aka this Ashe):
- Will literally murder you
- Has higher strenght than Felix (Still not higher than Dimitri's, but close)
- Petra level of dexterity/speed
- So basically blessed by the RNG goddess and Sothis herself
- Mastered the Assassin class, will silence you violently
I love my Ashe, he's my strongest unit alongside Yuri and of course Dimitri. So yeah, he's a good boi.
Best boi

[@vergilnoivern8024]

My Ashe turned out very similar to yours. Wyvern Rider/Wyvern Lord for flyby slaughters... playthrough was mostly -
Me: OK, here we... nope, Ashe got this.
Ashe: (criticals left and right, scary high strength, dex and speed)
Me: What did I unleash?

[@bettycreepersayuri-chan809]

@@vergilnoivern8024
*_I N T H E N A M E O F J U S T I C E!_*
Yeah Ashe can be turned into a crit machine if he gets some lucky growths... or if you give him stat boosters. It's almost scary how many he can pull off in a single map ngl--

[@pinkbunnieee]

can we just appreciate how accurate this voice acting is???

[@hugsterjim2794]

I thought someone was knocking on a door when I heard the knock sound effect

[@kingbrennus1580]

Should've just had Annette sing outside Felix's room, would've had him up in a heartbeat.

[@fluffyowlcat945]

So Ashe is Hunny-sempi, I believe it.

[@kuyagab4444]

Felix after hearing Ashe threaten Sylvain: Whoa! That's fucking mean! Even by my standards.

[@Oath_Of_The_Ancients]

I see ashe rolled a nat 20 on his intimidation check

[@Catro1000]

If you think about it he didn't fall asleep while reading. Being from the streets you have to protect your precious items from being stolen the most effective way to do so is to hold onto your items while sleeping. If anything ashe is protecting his book from getting stolen from him.

[@TheVera800]

No no, that makes sense

[@tacticianM]

Its always the quiet ones

[@killercroc99]

Black Eagles...
Caspar and Dorothea get stuck with the duty of waking everyone up.
Hubert's already awake. Dude never sleeps due to his coffee.
Ferdinand is already awake, proclaiming superiority to Edelgard. Dorothea insisted that Caspar does the honors.
Edelgard woke right up after Dorothea knocked. No need for drama.
Bernie's door never opened. Caspar knew it was a waste of time.
Caspar refused to wake Petra due to still being scared of her.
Lindhardt never woke up no matter what Caspar did. He's used to it by now. Dorothea threw a book at him and he woke up to catch and examine the book.

[@Sleepy-Pile-of-Ashe]

Whoever taught Ashe how to use the word fuck
I'd like to speak with them.

[@JayAshBranAudioScripts]

Ashe is my mood and he just earned 100 cute points!

[@callarkisonsyouthspawn3786]

Ah that's one reason why I love Ashe so much, sadly he's not real *sad sight*

[@austinwhyel519]

If ashe is like this just wonder what bernedetta would be like

[@Konpekikaminari]

either the usual- screaming bloody murder both literally and figuratively
or she'll outright faint from being caught off guard

[@TheVera800]

@@Konpekikaminari she’d scream at a frequency only only dogs can hear

[@nickioleary8577]

Ashe is my spirit animal 🤣

[@raptorbluex9664]

Felix: *slowly opens door* “Get up boar….”

[@PhillipOnTakos]

Ashe probably doesn't even remember he did that by the time he wakes up and spends the rest of the day trying to figure out why Sylvain is so scarred of him.

[@witchqueen1296]

Ashe is a mood tho. XD

[@catfan3452]

Ashe is me in the morning

[@user-kx2zv7tg3u]

I thought that knocking was on my roof, geeeeeeezz 😂

[@lyrasotaku1573]

Ashe is me 🤣

[@theyneverlearn3679]

Even Felix is shook. He must have seen how much Ashe crits.

[@Brizzle427]

Felix sounds like a mix of Felix and Hubert

[@anyathewildchild4400]

Okay but can we talk about the person who voiced Dimitri? That voice was perfect!

[@blasterman1000]

Okay, Ashe is not a morning person. Understood. I dunno, maybe Constance should've given him the coffee... might've spared everyone a terrible fate.

[@alicianelson1252]

Felix is lucky Dedue wasn't keeping watch

[@lionelmarcussolaris2858]

We have a saying that says "You can monkey around a drunk person but don't fuck around a sleepy person (or a person who just woke up)."

[@WeaponXemcail]

This is why you don't disturb Best Boy Ashe in his sleep

[@WhiteKoneko]

Ashe is literally me in the morning before I had my coffee/tea.

[@eji]

LOL at 0:49 I thought the joke was gonna be he hits the big covers and it reveals Dedue was underneath like they were trying to hide it

[@GameOnShanny]

Whoever did these voices kiddos for having good mics and doing good work

[@jazzyj3059]

The cute cinnamon roll isn't a morning person...good to know 😂

[@JayAshBranAudioScripts]

Felix and ashe are my morning spirit animals

[@Asmallcorneroftheinternet]

Ashe having a dark side is so cute. And I'm not even gay, but God damn is Ashe a cinnamon bun that has done nothing wrong.

[@avalonperez3806]

The real reason Ashe doesn't have an A support for Sylvain and Felix

[@yogertqueen3997]

Ashe just isn't a morning person. That's all 🤣

[@azurestarseliph5926]

Man that paralogue really got to him

[@strawberrypuddin8919]

L O R D L A N O T O

[@demi-fiendoftime3825]

Ashe is me do not disturb me when I'm sleepy you wont like me when I'm sleepy

[@LordOfGilneas]

Don't Fuck with Ashe's Goddamn Beauty sleep.

[@blueotter5954]

Evil me: Is that a challenge?! :)

[@thelaughingman6975]

They didn't wake up Mercedes because Jeritza was at the door glaring at them

[@silverdollar8884]

Never underestimate the good boi

[@rockowlgamer631]

The nice people are scary when they get pissed
Dont let that happen

[@nettlesomenpc889]

I wish i had the energy to even speak in the morning

[@Quetzalcoatl-Dragon_97]

Ashe is actually me.

[@yaminokaiju7864]

This is true for most people and that is the funniest part

[@t3mp35taaden3]

0:55
*Holy music stops*

[@ammiebaker2911]

Also my friend ayashii liked both of the characters as a crush made her laph and smile like a demon hehe

[@kaosfan1182]

I swear, Felix sounded more like Hubert here.

[@Sleepy-Pile-of-Ashe]

Lmao I was just thinking that I-

[@theclassyxenomorph1301]

Felix sounds more like Hubert

[@shamishing7422]

There is always a twist with these comics and yet I never see them

[@medusathedecepticon]

I swear this comic reminds me of Honey Senpai from Ouron Host Club XD

[@superdawge808]

Ashe is not a morning person clearly

[@cloverpatches0]

look what you did, he said the fuck word

[@NjorunsZeal]

HOW DID YOU DRAW ME ON A MONDAY?

[@daftoptimist]

It’s always the quiet ones.

[@thefalling6999]

Oh so this is where I originally found this ... Fitting.

[@jakevex4198]

I am Ash in the morning
Edit fuck mornings

[@tommyhimi7070]

Angry Ashe reminds me of Grima-Robin

[@choking1668]

IM LOSING IT, ASHE IS NOT A MORNING PERSON-

[@Error-zj7ln]

Is it just me or does Felix sound like some version of Vegeta?

[@soicanremember]

dat was a slipper from Ingrid tho...

[@acedelta12]

ASHE

[@theroyalgoat3709]

Ashe is a FUCKIN MOOD
(same tho)

[@AriaMasterofChaldea]

😂

[@tyronetalam8488]

I thought this was gonna have an uwu ending
I was not dissappointed

[@thesniper2352]

Here's a none funny joke
Me when I wake up my brother 0:02
Me when my brother wake me up
0:54

[@midnightdiamond57]

Talk about awakening ash's dark side 🤨🤨🙂🙂👌👌😅😅😅😅

[@mattpostingcinematicuniver7920]

420 likes...nice

[@BookClubDubs]

Mattposting Cinematic Universe Nice.

[@morpheusbutasasquirtle4431]

Hey those extra 5 minutes really change a person what can i say?

[@useeerr___U]

Boar jaja aww

[@ammiebaker2911]

Meow