New Messi Clock

so imagine this clock thats not just a clock but a portal into the essence of messi himself it doesnt tick it doesnt tock it dances it dribbles it jukes the very fabric of time itself like messi on the field weaving past defenders who are really just the seconds minutes and hours but they dont stand a chance because this clock is unstoppable just like him and the hands of the clock theyre not hands theyre messis feet dribbling the minutes and hours away but not in a linear way no time curves bends twists around the clock like his signature free kicks that defy physics reality and common sense so you look at the clock and instead of just seeing numbers you see goals happening in real time like the minute hand does a nutmeg on the hour hand every time it passes by its ridiculous its magical and it doesnt make sense but it doesnt need to because its the messi clock and every hour on the hour the clock doesnt chime no thats too boring too normal instead it whispers goals sweetly into your ear like a commentator going wild in the final seconds of a match when messi scores that impossible goal so youre not just keeping time youre in the moment every moment as if youre on the pitch with him because the clock isnt just tracking time its playing the game of time and winning because its messi and messi doesnt just play the game he changes it so when youre late youre not late youre just moving on messi time which is different from normal time because messi time is when things happen when miracles happen when the impossible becomes possible so you dont miss appointments or deadlines you score them because the messi clock keeps you in the flow in the rhythm of greatness its not about being on time its about being in the right place at the right time which is what messi does so you look at this clock and realize its not just telling you the time its showing you how to live how to move how to be always ready for that moment of genius because thats what the messi clock is a reminder that time doesnt control messi messi controls time and with this clock you do too