The most unrealistic part of this movie is how bright the forest is. you don't know true darkness until you've been in a forest at night, and good fucking luck not twisting your ankle on a rock or a stick
A cool idea would be to use flash lights as Phoenix of the stix said but the bright forest is so that you as the viewer can actually tell what’s happening as if it was pitch black you would just be listening to them talking and screaming not knowing what’s going on.
At a Larp I play at we have a very large area with lots of woods and I know it like the back of my hand. I usually escort people out to the furthest cabins and then walk back in the dark without a light. It's very peaceful. So one weekend I'm walking back after escorting someone back to the cabin and I remember... I had heard the camp owner say something about them live trapping raccoons because they suspected rabies in a dead one they had. So there I was, walking around in pitch black and every sound was a rabid raccoon. 🤣 I got back fine and the next day they determined it wasn't rabies in the dead one they had. But I had myself worried for a moment there.
The killer being a disgruntled ex camper is literally the most obvious and boring reveal they could have done. How about instead they find out part way through that the murders are actually being faked as part of some kind of weird conversion therapy (like putting the kids into a fear state to make them more suggestible or something) but then people start dying for real while Kevin Bacon is freaking out!
@@GODEDITS-W You don't get it? They "slash" them. The main characters are LGBTQ, and slash is another word to stab at someone. I agree it's dumb, if that's what you're going for, but it's pretty smart I guess.
@@CainWuzHere ohhh i didnt see the slash, to be honest i dont like title either way nor the movie, these "modern" movies are horrible, i wish i could watch new movie that is something like the maze runner or 300 spartans or something good like that and not these so called modern movies, they are bad
@@GODEDITS-W Your opinion is your opinion, I haven't watched the movie since I only watch these "how to survive" videos. The title is like a dad joke I guess. I've seen some of the movies you're referring to, and yeah I kind of agree
@@GODEDITS-W Both those examples are mid tier movies for "Bros". They are just as bad as this one, just different Genre. 300 is tired Slow mo and tame gore and Maze runner is Just Hunger games for Dudes. My point is your subjective opinion doesnt mean those examples are good, just that you like that type of film.
@@GODEDITS-W 300 was good? It was slow, lacked deep meaning, lacked good action and was just too dark to see what was going on the screen. Oh, wait, it had ripped men... Maybe your gay. Same for maze runner, iat was ok-ok at best.
For those who thought they saw something weird, yes, the rabbit running away at 9:18 was, in fact, peeing while it ran. I'm not completely sure why. I assume it's either a survival attempt in leaving behind a heavy scent to throw predators off its trail or it's simply out of fear. I'm sure someone smarter than me will clear it up if they see this comment.
yeah I had to rewind that part just to make sure it did actually pee. My guess is that it's like how young puppies pee themselves when they get exited, they just lose control of their bladder when they se a face that they want belly rub from... Now imagine the reaction you'd have if an airbus A380 came flying towards you at top speed with its landing gears pointing at you.
Instead of "hiding" the fact the killer is a ex camper why not just make it a open fact from the beginning it'd be pretty cool to follow the killer in a film like this I think and less cliche
This movie had the potential to be really good given the setting of a killer at a conversation therapy camp, but damn they really dropped the ball hard on this one
I think Kevin Bacon being in this film as a Camp Instructor was a nod to the original Friday the 13th as it was one of his 1st break out roles. He was (you guessed it) a Camp Counselor...🙃😉😁
Makes sense. This movie even references Friday 13th when the blonde girl jokes about Jason being in the woods. And yes, I know that Jason wasn't the killer in the original (but hey, it was a random joke, so I'll let it slip).
I find it very hard to believe that a bunch of rebel kids who undoubtedly have been abandoned by their relatives and most likely have authority issues would actually listen to any of them in the first place. These are not kids who'll stay quiet and pretend to be totally normal to pacify their relatives until they can bolt. Seriously, some dude who runs the conversion camp your shitty relatives shoved you into tells you to handcuff yourself to another stranger in the dead of night and go out into a forest filled with unknown territory weaponless, that's not gonna go over well. This camp hasn't even applied torture or fear control to keep these kids in line.
It being an ex-camper is pretty predictable or at the very least not surprising and as someone suggested it being "a parent that traced a bunch of suicides back to the camp" would of been at least somewhat better.
I mean c'mon it'll be a hate crime for even one of them to die in the movie. This movie didn't feel like a horror. Just felt like someone who's angry at something, and got a chance to write vent about it in a movie. - Just like many girl power movies, where I'm supposed to believe they can take on men 1.5x their size and 3x their strength on average.
I wonder if all the murderers are paranoid that there are other murderers in the woods with them. There could be a movie where a boss serial killer is hunting other serial killers as the serial killers are killing other people
I seriously find your videos hillarious, the analazing of the character is great. But the jokes. Oh my god the jokes. I laughed my a** off with the lock jokes. Amazing.
Have you thought about doing how to survive Wolf Creek? The murderer doesn't fuck around in that movie and is incredibly inconspicuous for an outback farmer acting basically like any other would
I appreciate that there are channels out here where people who are not gun youtubers have basic functional knowledge of firearms. There are established True Crime podcasts out there that seem have less of a grasp on that kind of thing than this channel.
I guess they couldn’t get Kevin Bacon for the lead role, so they asked Ethan Hawk to do his best Kevin Bacon impression. Damn, Ethan Hawk is really a good actor. I actually thought he was Kevin Bacon at first. He had that Kevin Bacon Joker smile down perfectly. What a performance?
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the pun for the movie title had me wheezing, ngl. They/Them (They slash them) was so funny to me for zero reason Edit: just finished the recap. So glad I didn't actually watch it because I would've wanted my money and my time back, it was so underwhelming and stupid
horror scenario, if i've discovered im being hunted, and said hunter wants us to do a group dog sacrifice via firing squad or slow sledgehammer, im choosing to execute the ranch owner but sledge guy first to save the dog.
right?!?!? why tf would you kill the dog? makes ZERO sense and makes me HATE jordan. shoot the man with the weapon, and then take out the owner. problem solved, with doggo still alive.
The best way to make this movie actually scary would be finding out the murders by the ‘ex camper’ were actually the counselors trying to scare the campers into being cishet before having someone else, perhaps an angry parent? Be the true killer
Honestly, I don't think it would work. If they were to do 'fake murders', I'm not sure how faking the murders of the counselors would scare them straight (honestly, I think it would have the opposite efect), unless the fake killer was a LGBTQ+ like the campers, and the first one they fake murdered was Gabriel (the insider camper). But I do agree it would had been better if the killer was a parent of an ex-camper who committed suicide or something because of the abuses, rather than just being an ex-camper.
@@providence1517 that would be good too! I was thinking if they made it so some of the counselors pretended to be lgbt then pretended to be killed to scare the kids
Easiest how to beat ever, when they pass out guns to everyone and don’t have any weapons themselves, the whole situation is pretty much beaten by itself
The really deeply upsetting reality is that while NE talks about getting out and bringing evidence to the police... In real life, it would do nothing. Sure they'd get themselves out of danger, but the camp would continue business as usual. Schools and camps that promise conversion or "help" for troubled children or teens that turn out to be abusive and even deadly, face little to no repercussions despite *overwhelming* evidence against them
You know there are no real conversion camps right? Also non-binary is not a real thing. Plus watchful waiting is absolutely the best practice for children who are confused about their gender.
Let's be real that's lbgt groups fault it doesn't matter if your saying hey let's talk this out I don't belive in people being trans or if your saying let's tie people down and resume electro shock therapy the Twitter reaction will be the same. No one in that group has any problems with kids "finding" themselves on Twitter or the internet which in truth is just conversation without the camp so that combined with the boy who cried wolf shit makes it where most people see conversation camp's as a real shitty thing but at the same time until there's a safe place to talk to kids about all this without people jumping at the chance to call you a homophobe don't expect shit to change
Yeah it really sucks the doctors that do these gender reassignment surgeries never get sued and ruin people's lives for money to have the same 41% suicide rate after surgeries
Given that, the movie happy ending feels very unlikely snd terribly forced. Like the local cops would have almost certainly been in on it or willing to cover it up so the town didn't look bad. Not just casually arresting the killer and letting the survivors free to go.
7:45 theres a way to do this. They create 8 groups, and split up, traveling in 4 cardinal directions to each other. Later, they split up again, to go in perpendicular directions to each other. That makes a big square perimeter. One team is nearly guaranteed to cross paths with the camp with this way, especially if they kept track of how much time they spent walking. Once a team successfuly finds camp, they and all the failure teams walk backwards to the origin, to leave as a whole group again, following the successful team out. Shouldn’t take more than an hour; 20 out alone, 20 backtracking, and finally 20 out all together. Considering those getting lost, liars, and general human error and misfortune, i say the chances are 1/4 a team escapes the woods, 1/8 that half of all the teams escape, and 1/16 that everyone escapes. But this assumes the very worst.
Seriously, people in movies who have good intentions on sounding the alarm need to stop telling the main baddy "I'm going to alert the authorities" or related lines. That's a verbal death warrant. Just gtfo without a word and get the higher ups involved. During the arrests _then_ the corny dialogue can happen. That trope, while uncommon, has always irked me. My first exposure was in _Batman Forever_ when Fred confronted Edward late at night, declared he was going to call security, then is knocked out with a coffee pot to the head. "Caffeine will KILL YA!"
I think we need to ask NE and Martin Now to join together in an escape room challenge. Wouldn't that be the BEST?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 And film it for us for a 2 million sub party! PLEASE!!!! This was hilarious. Oh and yes, we DID get "Hawked" if you made it to the end. 😂
You *can* drive with flat tires, right? It just destroys your rims / brake system / axel / (possibly) suspension, right? I see so many people in movies jump out as soon as they get a flat, but I swear I read that it's not impossible to drive on so long as you're okay with the appreciably expensive damage
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If generic, strong character who I don't know their name nor I care about told everyone about the pictures, they could have killed all the councillors with their rifles and run away, but instead they were an idiot and kept their mouth shut
Honestly this movie annoyed me, like when they fucking got nothing but bullseyes when shooting, like what? That is not something anyone does first try 💀 you are not that god
From the killer point of view taking them to the gun range makes it easy to decide who to kill. you will learn who the threat is and who can shoot. Kill them first
I mean, unless the knife blade is strong, and our killer has super human strength, the knife slash would probably dull or break the knife. In gta, you can see people breaking car windows with their elbow, which is possible irl but incredibly difficult since you need to hit with just the right force and angle so it doesn't just cause the window to spider web.
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The most unrealistic part of this movie is how bright the forest is. you don't know true darkness until you've been in a forest at night, and good fucking luck not twisting your ankle on a rock or a stick
People severely underestimate the importance of flashlights out there
A cool idea would be to use flash lights as Phoenix of the stix said but the bright forest is so that you as the viewer can actually tell what’s happening as if it was pitch black you would just be listening to them talking and screaming not knowing what’s going on.
At a Larp I play at we have a very large area with lots of woods and I know it like the back of my hand. I usually escort people out to the furthest cabins and then walk back in the dark without a light. It's very peaceful.
So one weekend I'm walking back after escorting someone back to the cabin and I remember... I had heard the camp owner say something about them live trapping raccoons because they suspected rabies in a dead one they had. So there I was, walking around in pitch black and every sound was a rabid raccoon. 🤣 I got back fine and the next day they determined it wasn't rabies in the dead one they had. But I had myself worried for a moment there.
I’m sure the forrest was lit that brightly because someone was triggered by the darkness
@@npcimknot958 what?
The killer being a disgruntled ex camper is literally the most obvious and boring reveal they could have done. How about instead they find out part way through that the murders are actually being faked as part of some kind of weird conversion therapy (like putting the kids into a fear state to make them more suggestible or something) but then people start dying for real while Kevin Bacon is freaking out!
Kills being faked reminds me of the movie cry wolf which is a good movie doesn’t have kills or stupid protagonist but i like the movie anyway
Sounds wack
"nooooo the killer can't be an queeeeeer it has to be the evil conversion caaaamp!!! 😡😡😡"
@Chef Chuck They're making a film criticism. You're just being antagonistic.
@@twocents3050 😥😥😥
Ethan Hawke is looking quite a lot like Kevin Bacon honestly...
Yeah, why hero calling him Ethan Hawk?
Thank you like I was like my eyes deceiving me lol
I thought it was a joke at first but he references The Black Phone like 20 times. edit- nvm that was hilarious, completely got me lmao
You just got Hawked
Glad this comment is here
guy went from telling us how to beat certain horror movies to rating the killers kills😭😭
@@an-animal-lover yep
Imagine a collab between this guy and Dead Meat though
Where’s your channel?
@@pobster88j94 he wasn't complaining 🤦🏾♂️🤷🏽♂️..why are getting so defensive?
i love how you can make the worst movies seems so intense and intriguing
"To make matters worse ETHAN HAWKE is here" had me in stitches 🤣💀 you almost had me there good sir!
Too funny! Wait was that on purpose?? 🤔
I was literally about to comment to say that's is Kevin bacon good sir 😂
Six degrees of Ethan.
Almost got me too 😂 I literally skipped back ten seconds to make sure I wasn’t seeing things 😂
He 100% isn’t aware that it’s Kevin Bacon
Not going to lie, They/Them (They slash them) is a smart title.
@@GODEDITS-W You don't get it? They "slash" them. The main characters are LGBTQ, and slash is another word to stab at someone. I agree it's dumb, if that's what you're going for, but it's pretty smart I guess.
@@CainWuzHere ohhh i didnt see the slash, to be honest i dont like title either way nor the movie, these "modern" movies are horrible, i wish i could watch new movie that is something like the maze runner or 300 spartans or something good like that and not these so called modern movies, they are bad
@@GODEDITS-W Your opinion is your opinion, I haven't watched the movie since I only watch these "how to survive" videos. The title is like a dad joke I guess. I've seen some of the movies you're referring to, and yeah I kind of agree
@@GODEDITS-W Both those examples are mid tier movies for "Bros". They are just as bad as this one, just different Genre. 300 is tired Slow mo and tame gore and Maze runner is Just Hunger games for Dudes. My point is your subjective opinion doesnt mean those examples are good, just that you like that type of film.
@@GODEDITS-W 300 was good? It was slow, lacked deep meaning, lacked good action and was just too dark to see what was going on the screen. Oh, wait, it had ripped men... Maybe your gay.
Same for maze runner, iat was ok-ok at best.
For those who thought they saw something weird, yes, the rabbit running away at 9:18 was, in fact, peeing while it ran. I'm not completely sure why. I assume it's either a survival attempt in leaving behind a heavy scent to throw predators off its trail or it's simply out of fear. I'm sure someone smarter than me will clear it up if they see this comment.
Animals urinate to gross out or scare predators
Wtf
It could also be to make themselves lighter as well
@NoiosoBear Tiny correction, rabbits are technically classified as lagomorphs - but yeah they are similar ^^
yeah I had to rewind that part just to make sure it did actually pee.
My guess is that it's like how young puppies pee themselves when they get exited, they just lose control of their bladder when they se a face that they want belly rub from...
Now imagine the reaction you'd have if an airbus A380 came flying towards you at top speed with its landing gears pointing at you.
Have you ever had a friend who kept making joke for so long that you thought you were being extremely sincere? That's what this episode feels like.
Was waiting for someone to say it
wait which joke
@@hiruyabebaw807 Calling Kevin Bacon Ethan Hawke
@@zachrowe92 well that barely even sounds funny
@@hiruyabebaw807 well don't tell me that
4:17 made me laugh so hard, it was so pessimistic and cynical and it completely caught me off guard and I’m here for it 😂
I can't tell if he's joking about Kevin Bacon being Ethan Hawke or if he actually thought it was Ethan Hawke.
Edit: He was joking
oh i said the same thing, fooled us i guess
he played the long game. and it got me
Was about to comment this lmao
Played us all like a damn fiddle
i figured he knew who kevin bacon was. i was just super annoyed at how many times he made the joke. not even funny in the first place
the dark magic that stops ppl from getting the guns just made me lose it, i was not ready for that joke. loved it
Instead of "hiding" the fact the killer is a ex camper why not just make it a open fact from the beginning it'd be pretty cool to follow the killer in a film like this I think and less cliche
I mean most of us probably would rather be the killer in this scenario anyway.
Probably in most scenarios, but more so in this one.
This movie had the potential to be really good given the setting of a killer at a conversation therapy camp, but damn they really dropped the ball hard on this one
Fr, it had soooooo much potential 🥲
They didn't just dropped it, but full on spiked it on the floor
Lol "potential" lol "conversion therapy" lol clown world.
@@mrfacephonewhat would you refer to this setting as?
My man CrisK learning what words are
I think Kevin Bacon being in this film as a Camp Instructor was a nod to the original Friday the 13th as it was one of his 1st break out roles. He was (you guessed it) a Camp Counselor...🙃😉😁
Cool thought :)
@@buchan448 Thank you!
Makes sense. This movie even references Friday 13th when the blonde girl jokes about Jason being in the woods.
And yes, I know that Jason wasn't the killer in the original (but hey, it was a random joke, so I'll let it slip).
@@waveeyes Imma have to watch to find that part
I agree thought the same thing
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I find it very hard to believe that a bunch of rebel kids who undoubtedly have been abandoned by their relatives and most likely have authority issues would actually listen to any of them in the first place. These are not kids who'll stay quiet and pretend to be totally normal to pacify their relatives until they can bolt. Seriously, some dude who runs the conversion camp your shitty relatives shoved you into tells you to handcuff yourself to another stranger in the dead of night and go out into a forest filled with unknown territory weaponless, that's not gonna go over well. This camp hasn't even applied torture or fear control to keep these kids in line.
Honestly I think "They Slash Them" as a slasher movie is awesome. I think I've come up with that exact pun.
I think that exact same pun has been around for a good while already
Too bad the "awesome" part of the movie ends there
if my mind isn't failing me it was stolen off of a tweet but to be fair it was too good of a joke to be left untouched
Ohhhh, that's so good on some many levels - they're being shipped off to hell!
who is being "shipped" off to "hell"?@@blessedandbiwithahintofmagic
It being an ex-camper is pretty predictable or at the very least not surprising and as someone suggested it being "a parent that traced a bunch of suicides back to the camp" would of been at least somewhat better.
I find it odd the protagonists are never in danger, it really gets rid of any suspense someone might have had for them
I mean c'mon it'll be a hate crime for even one of them to die in the movie. This movie didn't feel like a horror. Just felt like someone who's angry at something, and got a chance to write vent about it in a movie. - Just like many girl power movies, where I'm supposed to believe they can take on men 1.5x their size and 3x their strength on average.
@@purpl3grapefinally someone isn't afraid to spit facts
You mean the antagonists but yeah would have been good to see the entitled twerps humbled. A few were ok but most just misguided hypocrites
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I laughed at that one, too!
The "twist" was so obvious i was convinced it was a fake out and the killer would start taking out the kids when they became certain they were safe.
The only real twist in the movie was at 27:04
I can't believe Ethan Hawke, star of Tremors and Footlose, got a role in this movie!!
Right. And his daughter, Sosie Bacon, was just in that movie Smile.
@@an-animal-lover Indeed
Once you remember he was one of the camp counselors in the original Friday the 13th, it makes sense.
Jeez they really took the "how do nonbinary killers kill people? They SLASH them" joke and turned it into a thriller movie 🤣💀
I wonder if all the murderers are paranoid that there are other murderers in the woods with them. There could be a movie where a boss serial killer is hunting other serial killers as the serial killers are killing other people
That's an original idea and sadly, Hollywood is allergic to those.
@@aardwolf6668 But... Dexter did that. lol
@@theguileraven7014 true, but it hasn't been done that often and thus it could be done in more fresh ways which could have been original
i'm disappointed that this movie isn't very good, because a campy throwback slasher taking place in a conversation camp sounds like a lot of fun.
I seriously find your videos hillarious, the analazing of the character is great. But the jokes. Oh my god the jokes. I laughed my a** off with the lock jokes. Amazing.
Have you thought about doing how to survive Wolf Creek? The murderer doesn't fuck around in that movie and is incredibly inconspicuous for an outback farmer acting basically like any other would
I appreciate that there are channels out here where people who are not gun youtubers have basic functional knowledge of firearms. There are established True Crime podcasts out there that seem have less of a grasp on that kind of thing than this channel.
Could you give an example?
Bro the quality content you’ve been pushing out lately… fucking legend
I guess they couldn’t get Kevin Bacon for the lead role, so they asked Ethan Hawk to do his best Kevin Bacon impression. Damn, Ethan Hawk is really a good actor. I actually thought he was Kevin Bacon at first. He had that Kevin Bacon Joker smile down perfectly. What a performance?
An ex camper turned masked killer who stalks a camp and slashes their victims wonder where I’ve heard that plot before
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the pun for the movie title had me wheezing, ngl. They/Them (They slash them) was so funny to me for zero reason
Edit: just finished the recap. So glad I didn't actually watch it because I would've wanted my money and my time back, it was so underwhelming and stupid
Bro how he narrates and his quotes are underrated Af🎯
I absolutely love this channel and your content
U havent even watched the video
@@GODEDITS-W he talked about the channel and content not the video itself
@@GODEDITS-W They didn’t mention the video.
That Ethan Hawke/Kevin Bacon joke was absolutely top tier
horror scenario, if i've discovered im being hunted, and said hunter wants us to do a group dog sacrifice via firing squad or slow sledgehammer, im choosing to execute the ranch owner but sledge guy first to save the dog.
right?!?!? why tf would you kill the dog? makes ZERO sense and makes me HATE jordan. shoot the man with the weapon, and then take out the owner. problem solved, with doggo still alive.
Didn't know Kevin Bacon and Ethan Hawke were the same . . . The more you know.
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0:22 Hey um dude…….that’s Kevin Bacon ya dope
The best way to make this movie actually scary would be finding out the murders by the ‘ex camper’ were actually the counselors trying to scare the campers into being cishet before having someone else, perhaps an angry parent? Be the true killer
Honestly, I don't think it would work. If they were to do 'fake murders', I'm not sure how faking the murders of the counselors would scare them straight (honestly, I think it would have the opposite efect), unless the fake killer was a LGBTQ+ like the campers, and the first one they fake murdered was Gabriel (the insider camper).
But I do agree it would had been better if the killer was a parent of an ex-camper who committed suicide or something because of the abuses, rather than just being an ex-camper.
@@providence1517 that would be good too! I was thinking if they made it so some of the counselors pretended to be lgbt then pretended to be killed to scare the kids
This would have been much more interesting honestly
Someone turning on "their own kind" out of revenge and being mentally broken isnt scary?
Or scare them away from running off
The way he breeze over it I honestly don’t know if the Ethan Hawke thing was a joke or if he really thought Kevin Bacon is Ethan Hawke 😂
feel like we were robbed of some premo tremors and footloose jokes
nicly done. I made this comment during first half
Easiest how to beat ever, when they pass out guns to everyone and don’t have any weapons themselves, the whole situation is pretty much beaten by itself
the fun facts…the sarcasm…the dark humor…i love this channel 😂😂😂
The humor on this one was god tier, even the add intro was perfection timing, smooth as hell!
I love how hostile he is to this move. It deserves nothing less.
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@@purpl3grape no. this movie sucks. i think you’re just obsessed with making things up to be mad at.
@@GrubGrubGrubGrub Sorry you have a disability that you cannot see past. You sound like you're mad about something, or have some sand stuck somewhere.
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Kevin Bacon is incredible actor 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Wdym its Ethan hawke
While filming Tremors, Kevin Bacon thought it would be terrible and his career was done for. Now… holy fuck, Kevin 🤦♂️
The sage advice of "Don't start none, won't be none." Had me DOA lol
Ok- the part with the dog made me so mad I literally threw my phone
After this I will never get caught lacking
The really deeply upsetting reality is that while NE talks about getting out and bringing evidence to the police... In real life, it would do nothing. Sure they'd get themselves out of danger, but the camp would continue business as usual. Schools and camps that promise conversion or "help" for troubled children or teens that turn out to be abusive and even deadly, face little to no repercussions despite *overwhelming* evidence against them
You know there are no real conversion camps right? Also non-binary is not a real thing. Plus watchful waiting is absolutely the best practice for children who are confused about their gender.
Let's be real that's lbgt groups fault it doesn't matter if your saying hey let's talk this out I don't belive in people being trans or if your saying let's tie people down and resume electro shock therapy the Twitter reaction will be the same. No one in that group has any problems with kids "finding" themselves on Twitter or the internet which in truth is just conversation without the camp so that combined with the boy who cried wolf shit makes it where most people see conversation camp's as a real shitty thing but at the same time until there's a safe place to talk to kids about all this without people jumping at the chance to call you a homophobe don't expect shit to change
Yeah it really sucks the doctors that do these gender reassignment surgeries never get sued and ruin people's lives for money to have the same 41% suicide rate after surgeries
Given that, the movie happy ending feels very unlikely snd terribly forced. Like the local cops would have almost certainly been in on it or willing to cover it up so the town didn't look bad. Not just casually arresting the killer and letting the survivors free to go.
Scream+Sleepaway camp=this film
7:45 theres a way to do this. They create 8 groups, and split up, traveling in 4 cardinal directions to each other. Later, they split up again, to go in perpendicular directions to each other. That makes a big square perimeter. One team is nearly guaranteed to cross paths with the camp with this way, especially if they kept track of how much time they spent walking. Once a team successfuly finds camp, they and all the failure teams walk backwards to the origin, to leave as a whole group again, following the successful team out. Shouldn’t take more than an hour; 20 out alone, 20 backtracking, and finally 20 out all together.
Considering those getting lost, liars, and general human error and misfortune, i say the chances are 1/4 a team escapes the woods, 1/8 that half of all the teams escape, and 1/16 that everyone escapes. But this assumes the very worst.
Loved "Ethan Hawke" in Tremors, hes come a long way.
I just love that the name of the film is a pun. they SLASH them lol
Not going to lie, calling Kevin Bacon Ethan Hawke the whole time had me dying! Lmao 🤣😂😆👍
I can't tell if you're being serious about the Ethan Hawke thing...
The beginning Pulp Fiction scene makes me think of Mad TV's spoof back in the 90s. Excellent video
"Clearly we're dealing with witchcraft" After everything's been unlocked the entire movie 😂
They/Them turns into Was/Were
They/them(they slash them) and then they were no more
And Then There Were None .
Seriously, people in movies who have good intentions on sounding the alarm need to stop telling the main baddy "I'm going to alert the authorities" or related lines. That's a verbal death warrant. Just gtfo without a word and get the higher ups involved. During the arrests _then_ the corny dialogue can happen. That trope, while uncommon, has always irked me.
My first exposure was in _Batman Forever_ when Fred confronted Edward late at night, declared he was going to call security, then is knocked out with a coffee pot to the head.
"Caffeine will KILL YA!"
Can you please make an episode on “The Collector” and “The Collection” movies, they’re perfect for your channel
I am very glad I didn't have to listen to much of the original audio.
that "haha im in danger!" got me laughing like heck🤣😂
“There’s one problem .. actually fuck it there’s like 5” 😂😂😂
"How to beat the They/Them slasher" is the most overly psychopathic statement a Catholic could say without anybody asking any questions.
I think we need to ask NE and Martin Now to join together in an escape room challenge. Wouldn't that be the BEST?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 And film it for us for a 2 million sub party! PLEASE!!!! This was hilarious.
Oh and yes, we DID get "Hawked" if you made it to the end. 😂
This movie wouldve worked much better if it was a killer pov sorta film. Itd fix so many issues.
I like the Nerd's wit "Want to watch Django Unchained? Choose anyplace besides the USA."
Dude did no one seriously notice at the very beginning he says Ethan Hawke is here when that's Kevin Bacon 😂😂😂
The movie is called they slash them, not they them lol
You *can* drive with flat tires, right? It just destroys your rims / brake system / axel / (possibly) suspension, right? I see so many people in movies jump out as soon as they get a flat, but I swear I read that it's not impossible to drive on so long as you're okay with the appreciably expensive damage
yes, you absolutely can, and should in a life or death situation
Damn, it is so funny that you thought Kevin Bacon was Ethan Hawke
Dude! I'm still watchin it 😂🤣.. haven't gotten to the end yet! Bro, I think he may be serious when he called that guy 'Ethan Hawke"!😄 I am gonna keep watchin and I gotta let you know!
If generic, strong character who I don't know their name nor I care about told everyone about the pictures, they could have killed all the councillors with their rifles and run away, but instead they were an idiot and kept their mouth shut
"They're trying to make them a woman not a skull" I spit out my drink 😂🤣😂
Ethan hawke? Bro that's Kevin bacon
I think i just realized that the killer being named "Angie" is probably a reference to Angela from Sleep Away Camp.
Dude! The name of the movie is a goddamn pun! It's a slasher movie: "They SLASH them."
Woah Ethan Hawk has had a lot of work done to look like Kevin Bacon!
The ending was very easy to predict. Nurse was the killer and she was a previous victim. Called it at about half of the video
Honestly this movie annoyed me, like when they fucking got nothing but bullseyes when shooting, like what? That is not something anyone does first try 💀 you are not that god
all the gay ones have 10 inch thick plot armor and aimbot
omfg the 'thats right, ethan hawke was kevin bacon the whole time' lol
Calling Kevin Bacon Ethan Hawk is my favorite thing in this video. Amazing. Love the commentary, as always.
I know. Lol. It took me completely out of my emergence in the video hahaha
I love how deranged hes getting. I love ti think each movie makes him even more paranoid
From the killer point of view taking them to the gun range makes it easy to decide who to kill. you will learn who the threat is and who can shoot. Kill them first
someone actually made tumblr jeff's bad joke into a horror movie
The army of two refrence really did hit me back to my childhood on my xbox 360
I mean, unless the knife blade is strong, and our killer has super human strength, the knife slash would probably dull or break the knife. In gta, you can see people breaking car windows with their elbow, which is possible irl but incredibly difficult since you need to hit with just the right force and angle so it doesn't just cause the window to spider web.
I couldn’t tell if he was joking about Kevin Bacon, the joke just kept going lmao
Imagine Kevin Bacon as the Grabber in The Black Phone lol
One shot with a .22 would be plenty from a decent shot at that range.
"I'm in danger" he happy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
If I watch enough of these videos eventually I'll find out how to be the perfect serial killer