I'm not stalking you I swear Sebastian. Funny to see you are the top comment on a totally random video I clicked on (from Chris/Sin100) lol, small world.
Fuck the.. .. dammit I'm not clever after all. Well, it was a good run boys. I'm gonna go overdose on peaches. Cobbler style. No woman, no rules. Fuck the system! HEY! It came full circle. That works just fine... just fine. So I guess It worked out alright after all. ...Just need death to come pretty quick before I fuck it up again. ... Just gonna close my eyes to get a head start. Small side note: Y'all got permission to run my jewels when I'm gone. Just leave my IPhone because I defeated that ICloud lockout bullshit.. I knew being a nerd and programming since 6 would come in handy someday but who would have guessed I would be SUCH a bad ass? My mom tells me that's what makes the ladies love me. ...Yup. Already all ladied out. That's the reason I'm ready to die of course. Too many lady bits for one life. It's selfish. ( Please just let me have this one before I go. I need it.) edit: Actually, the last part is true only if you don't do something weird to my corpse. So no butthole ticklin' or lickin' or anything disrespectful. Seriously, I WILL find you. Hope you like gusts of cold wind and randomly squeaky ass floors BITCH. edit 2: Actually, if you're Zoë Kravitz you can ignore that and do anything to my butt hole that you want. My butthole is your butthole, as they say. I actually met you at one of your concerts and you were as sweet, smart, talented and purdy as I knew you'd be so it's the least I can do. I mean.. you don't owe me anything. I'm not entitled to it. I'm just giving you the coveted 'first tickle' honors before Satan has his chance. You don't like Satan do you? Yeah. Fuck him. (What am I doing with my life? Oh yeah that's right, waiting to die. All this with my eyes closed too.) ... k bye
***** I can see where he's coming from, though I don't necessarily agree with it. It's likely because religion in the long run (or at least from what I know, Christianity) is capable of halting the progress of us expanding our knowledge through science (did I word that right?), especially when creationism is still alive and such. While I do believe that religion does this, I don't think it's too bad to believe in the shit you want to believe right now, since it barely touches upon technology, science, etc. anymore.
***** Also, you're assuming that Atheists can't be happy with their life simply because we don't believe in some god or some happy alternate universe. From what I understand, the majority of the people have their happy life simply by being beside the people they enjoy being with (and hobbies, of course.). Family, friends, etc. That's all that matters. If you enjoyed your life right up until it's time to go, then I think you've had a good life, regardless of whether or not you believe there is or isn't a god waiting for you.
***** You seem to be very scared about your life ending. You chose to believe that by being faithful you will be granted a privileged access to a better place. Here is what I believe: I'm going to die, like everyone, and that's fine. I'm spending my days trying to enjoy my time as much as I can. I accept it, I'm thankful for it. I don't worry about what doesn't come next. I don't think you're dumb, just mislead.
***** Did you just suggest that atheists (people who use REASON and demand evidence) are the gamblers, while theists (people who use FAITH/belief without evidence) are somehow in a better position? You have that COMPLETELY backwards, son.
TheInjonction Agreed, this is my issue with religion.Theists often live for the afterlife rather than simply living this life for what it is. There is nothing at the end of the road, so you better make use of the time you have on it. Sadly this fact scares many. Scares me, which is why I try not to make the best of it. I'd say theists are the gamblers since they seem to 'believe' that there is something after death. I go off what I know and can prove, and that means, like I said above, enjoy the time you have in this life. Doesn't seem like a gamble to me. Great last statement, I don't think they are dumb either, I 'm afraid they are missing out on so much and that to me is frustrating. sure it's not my business but when half the world is still killing/ and oppressing each other over religious beliefs, that's where it becomes a HUGE problem. How can I overlook that.
+ben dover People think just because kids are cute, they should be held in high regard. The reality is though... babies and baby alligators are cute but; eventually they grow up. Think about it...
When he's saying kids are overrated. He's only saying make sure its something you really want, not something you feel you need to have in order to be happy and "successful". You end up not appreciating the moment, and build regret (thus becoming overrated even if you love the kid).
Oh, this is so cool! My parents never tought me anything like this, I mean why would they? They're just my parents responsible for me, nothing important, but this guy! This guy actually had taught something important nobody ever have. Great, fantastic! I feel like a much better person already!
Killer Mike.... I do adore you. I've taken most of your advice. I don't eat too many sweets. Great article, BTW: www.huffingtonpost.com/h-a-goodman/why-rapper-killer-mikes-endorsement-of-bernie-sanders-spells-trouble-for-hillary-clinton_b_7816280.html?
Declan Sander Totally fine with it. I don't like it, but the alternative is the complete destabilization of international relations and the world economy. For me, it's all about the Supreme Court, and not some cult of personality. The left needs to pick the next four justices, or we are thrown back into the stone ages and people start losing even more rights.
Solid advice for all people. The only part I disagree with is "don't try to be a better human being" but just by being good to each other and following that last bit of advice you are being a better human being each and every day.
killer mike bought an old school Impala from Big Boi, that's where that last bit of advice came from. Also buy better beer, and we should all probably marry a turtle.
The Gorgeous Fruit 1. Oh I know Mike was one of the people that I looked up to when I was in the shits. 2.It was a joke 3.plus I've had it pretty shitty(putting it lightly being from longbeach), but its definitely better for me now then back then.
+Tha Swami I like how he said "Muggin' is gonna come back in the next few years". He said it like that was a stock tip and we should all invest in anti-muggin' gear! lol Great advice though!
Met this awesome human being at his show touring run the jewels in edmonton. The impression he left was that he is a genuinely nice person, shook hands with the fans and signed the LP's if they had bought one. Oh and he can rap his face off, even when he ain't saying shit.
"Buy a house really early really cheap. That way you'll have equity." I've been going to school 11 years, and that is the most important lesson I've learned ever.
Buy a house super super cheap...book-learning pretty much only prepares you for more book-learning...manners are never unnecessary...so much wisdom in 2 mins
everything seemed like good advice to me except for "don't have ambitions that are too high" really? i always believe you should shoot for the moon cause if you miss you'll land among the stars. but i guess its cool that he says "be the best you that you can be" which will never be "average" in my opinion. to each his own.
Which will happen again, should everyone want to buy a house. It's called a bubble and is based on expectations of appreciation which do not have to be true in the end. Also: Even the people who could afford the loans are screwed now...
I'm pretty sure my opinion is higly unpopular but I really have to say it. Don't believe what he's saying. Most advice is true like "learn things from outside of school", "excersise as much as you can"(even though he doesnt practice what he's preaching), "say please and thank you" but the stuff about marrying someone as fast as you can, giving up on hardwork because "the best you can be is average", buying cheap housing as young as you want sound pretty bad to me. I think people should marry only if they want to not just because they found soemeone they love- there's no rush, I think if you want to be above average you have to earn it because in life you don't get anything without doing anything and you don't need a house to be happy, don't rush stuf, live your life the way you want it!
He says to buy the cheap housing so you can build equity which will be useful later in life. You can get another house later on, that's why he says to buy a cheap house now.
Think about it. You have this cool 2-door sports car and you're expecting a child. Is that cool car going to sit your new family comfortably? You probably need to shop for a new car and unless you're financially set and able to afford a new family car and keep your cool car, you can ignore that advice.
"Marry your Waifu"
-Killer Mike
Thx you Killer Mike for accepting my waifu.
I rarely see comments on RUclips that I really find awesome, or care to like, but damn. Yours totally deserves a like.
What is a waifu?
@@419buckeye7 ehh... Just some girl using school outfit with big tits and butts usually posing cute
Came here cause I thought this would be funny, came out with some pretty solid advice
Tru
The most important thing I've learned in life is this:
Nobody owes you anything.
That one line has saved me more times than I can count.
example?
Don't expect anyone to do something for you, or get your back when you need it.Eninety2
Skylar1146 Exactly. Also be as self sustaining as possible. Don't rely on too many people. people will fail you. Then you get hurt and what not.
I'm not stalking you I swear Sebastian. Funny to see you are the top comment on a totally random video I clicked on (from Chris/Sin100) lol, small world.
Eninety2 Do favors for people just for the purpose of being nice, not for expecting things in return.
The most important thing is to always Run the Jewels
But do it fast.
like young guns 1 and 2
xJoBoy Fuck the slow mo!
Fuck the.. .. dammit I'm not clever after all.
Well, it was a good run boys.
I'm gonna go overdose on peaches. Cobbler style. No woman, no rules. Fuck the system!
HEY! It came full circle. That works just fine... just fine.
So I guess It worked out alright after all.
...Just need death to come pretty quick before I fuck it up again.
... Just gonna close my eyes to get a head start.
Small side note: Y'all got permission to run my jewels when I'm gone.
Just leave my IPhone because I defeated that ICloud lockout bullshit..
I knew being a nerd and programming since 6 would come in handy someday but who would have guessed I would be SUCH a bad ass?
My mom tells me that's what makes the ladies love me.
...Yup. Already all ladied out. That's the reason I'm ready to die of course. Too many lady bits for one life. It's selfish.
( Please just let me have this one before I go. I need it.)
edit:
Actually, the last part is true only if you don't do something weird to my corpse.
So no butthole ticklin' or lickin' or anything disrespectful.
Seriously, I WILL find you. Hope you like gusts of cold wind and randomly squeaky ass floors BITCH.
edit 2:
Actually, if you're Zoë Kravitz you can ignore that and do anything to my butt hole that you want.
My butthole is your butthole, as they say. I actually met you at one of your concerts and you were
as sweet, smart, talented and purdy as I knew you'd be so it's the least I can do.
I mean.. you don't owe me anything. I'm not entitled to it. I'm just giving you the coveted 'first tickle' honors before Satan has his chance.
You don't like Satan do you? Yeah. Fuck him.
(What am I doing with my life? Oh yeah that's right, waiting to die. All this with my eyes closed too.)
... k bye
I'm glad I'm the 200nth like.
Love the honesty. "Just be the best YOU you can be, and the best YOU you can be is probably about average, so learn to celebrate averages more.
This.. is the best thing ive heard all day. TY!
Loved it!
Killer Mike is chill. He also has a great speaking voice. I'd like him to narrate my life.
i think muggings making a big come back. lol
Why lol? When the economy tanks again--and it will, because they're deregulating the banks again--what do you think is going to happen?
He's not wrong lol
Yeah this aged well.
This aged like fine wine
Facts 🤣
P.S. Lose the superstitions, the myths, the fairy tales, the religion..... Let's all be adults and put away the nonsense that holds us back. Cheers.
***** I can see where he's coming from, though I don't necessarily agree with it. It's likely because religion in the long run (or at least from what I know, Christianity) is capable of halting the progress of us expanding our knowledge through science (did I word that right?), especially when creationism is still alive and such. While I do believe that religion does this, I don't think it's too bad to believe in the shit you want to believe right now, since it barely touches upon technology, science, etc. anymore.
***** Also, you're assuming that Atheists can't be happy with their life simply because we don't believe in some god or some happy alternate universe. From what I understand, the majority of the people have their happy life simply by being beside the people they enjoy being with (and hobbies, of course.). Family, friends, etc. That's all that matters. If you enjoyed your life right up until it's time to go, then I think you've had a good life, regardless of whether or not you believe there is or isn't a god waiting for you.
*****
You seem to be very scared about your life ending. You chose to believe that by being faithful you will be granted a privileged access to a better place.
Here is what I believe: I'm going to die, like everyone, and that's fine. I'm spending my days trying to enjoy my time as much as I can. I accept it, I'm thankful for it. I don't worry about what doesn't come next.
I don't think you're dumb, just mislead.
***** Did you just suggest that atheists (people who use REASON and demand evidence) are the gamblers, while theists (people who use FAITH/belief without evidence) are somehow in a better position? You have that COMPLETELY backwards, son.
TheInjonction Agreed, this is my issue with religion.Theists often live for the afterlife rather than simply living this life for what it is. There is nothing at the end of the road, so you better make use of the time you have on it. Sadly this fact scares many. Scares me, which is why I try not to make the best of it.
I'd say theists are the gamblers since they seem to 'believe' that there is something after death. I go off what I know and can prove, and that means, like I said above, enjoy the time you have in this life. Doesn't seem like a gamble to me.
Great last statement, I don't think they are dumb either, I 'm afraid they are missing out on so much and that to me is frustrating. sure it's not my business but when half the world is still killing/ and oppressing each other over religious beliefs, that's where it becomes a HUGE problem. How can I overlook that.
Killer Mike, dude, just found out about you. You are legit.
He's a big reason I own my own business and really got my grind on to be successful. His music is super inspirational and just plain good.
I've expected some sort of Tim & Eric spoof, but instead got a life lesson. Which is also good.
Wow, the question about life was just answered by one intelligent human.
Respect buddy.
Killer Mike: Common Sense
Rx Common sense isn't that common. Especially in the United States.
Rx lol
Rx As an American, I find that statement very hard to believe
Rx HAHAHAHAHAHA ! Got me good, man.
I sold that cool car though.......WHERE were you 6 years ago, Mike?!
Same here.... My good old BMW E34...…. Ride in piece
I wish I could've had this advice 10 years ago.
People that think that being AVERAGE is the worst thing in the world piss me off.
Thank you. Children are so overrated.
couldn't agree more! someone wiser than me once said they're people, not miracles haha
+ben dover People think just because kids are cute, they should be held in high regard. The reality is though... babies and baby alligators are cute but; eventually they grow up. Think about it...
..and 7 trillion of them is too damn many!
You smart, you very smart.
Haven't heard from him since 'The Whole World' but cool to see him doing well...
I married a car once, dont do it now im paying out my azz in Oilimony...
When he's saying kids are overrated. He's only saying make sure its something you really want, not something you feel you need to have in order to be happy and "successful". You end up not appreciating the moment, and build regret (thus becoming overrated even if you love the kid).
Thanks Killer Mike and thanks imgur
Why was turtle the first animal you thought of to marry. XD
Tha Swami coz he's a wordsmith, that's all.
I like turtles...
Mrs Murtle, the turtle.
Oh, this is so cool! My parents never tought me anything like this, I mean why would they? They're just my parents responsible for me, nothing important, but this guy! This guy actually had taught something important nobody ever have.
Great, fantastic! I feel like a much better person already!
Buy better beer.
Can't go wrong with good beer. :)
Run the Jewels actually have their own beer now called Stay Gold. And it's pretty damn nice.
Great advice
Killer Mike, ladies and gentlemen!
Yes. Just yes.
This guy is cewl.
"Buy Better beer" Thank you for this advice killer mike.
Thank you killer mike, when I heard this advice about being average a few years ago it made me angry, but now I live by it.
He makes great music and gives great advice! Killer Mike adopt me!
He deserves a bigger following
"Damn, I really should have kept that car." Lol, so true for every car guy.
I love this so much! Keep em coming Mike!
The mugging part is so true.
“Buy better beer”
-Killer mike
KIller Mike, you're a wise man. Glad I got to see you live before I knew who you were.
Well said
I like this guy... This is what I like to call "keepin it O.G" nice and simple. keep it up.
An oracle, that is what Killer Mike is.
Killer Mike.... I do adore you. I've taken most of your advice. I don't eat too many sweets. Great article, BTW: www.huffingtonpost.com/h-a-goodman/why-rapper-killer-mikes-endorsement-of-bernie-sanders-spells-trouble-for-hillary-clinton_b_7816280.html?
👌💯👌
Declan Sander Totally fine with it. I don't like it, but the alternative is the complete destabilization of international relations and the world economy. For me, it's all about the Supreme Court, and not some cult of personality. The left needs to pick the next four justices, or we are thrown back into the stone ages and people start losing even more rights.
Solid advice for all people. The only part I disagree with is "don't try to be a better human being" but just by being good to each other and following that last bit of advice you are being a better human being each and every day.
this was amazing, real talk and real honest.
"Times are getting hard"
Prophetic as always
WTF did I just hear something real, important, and useful from AS?
this should definitely have over a million views
Buy better beer, don't try be a better human being. A+ advice Mike, thanks !
I would love to see Killer Mike and Reggie Watts team up for some crazy beatbox spoken word thing.
Fuck, Adult Swim just got real, and I love it.
I don't know why but listening to this guy talk is really great.
killer mike bought an old school Impala from Big Boi, that's where that last bit of advice came from. Also buy better beer, and we should all probably marry a turtle.
+Max Herrington Yep! Cause a turtle is not gonna try to take your Ol' school Impala in the divorce.
My dad got rid of an expensive ass trans am when I was born. If only mike were there to tell him not to.
deep bra
"Muggin is gonna come back in the next few years." Me: Dude have you been where I live...
Look up a little about Killer Mike. Guarantee this guy has had it worse than you.
The Gorgeous Fruit 1. Oh I know Mike was one of the people that I looked up to when I was in the shits. 2.It was a joke 3.plus I've had it pretty shitty(putting it lightly being from longbeach), but its definitely better for me now then back then.
Tha Swami Cool
+Tha Swami I like how he said "Muggin' is gonna come back in the next few years". He said it like that was a stock tip and we should all invest in anti-muggin' gear! lol Great advice though!
Deon Davis Yeah, I look up to Mike.
Killer Mike is so wise.
I needed this.
lol. "Buy better beer' YES!
Met this awesome human being at his show touring run the jewels in edmonton. The impression he left was that he is a genuinely nice person, shook hands with the fans and signed the LP's if they had bought one. Oh and he can rap his face off, even when he ain't saying shit.
You know what big-about, you know what bigga do.
if I ever write a book...
Killer Mike has to do the audio book!
"Buy a house really early really cheap. That way you'll have equity." I've been going to school 11 years, and that is the most important lesson I've learned ever.
That was really nice
Everyone should watch this every morning before venturing out into the world. It's the next best thing to meditation.
I love this guy.
true, schools only prepare you for a desk job its crazy...
This is surprisingly good advice from a surprisingly strange place.
Absolutely true and brilliant! R.A.P.
Damn. That was some of the best advice I've ever got in my life.
Killer mike: Marie how you want
Pedo: that's what I've been trying to tell everybody the last 5 years
also don't sell the car cause the kid is more proud of you if you have a cooler car.
#KillerMike is officially my hero of 2014!
Killer Mike Is A real Dude & has made Great Music; #MassRespect May God Continue Blessing him/his friends & family.
Thanks! Great advice.
i expected this to be some weird funny avant-garde shit like 90% of [as]'s original content but damn.
Buy a house super super cheap...book-learning pretty much only prepares you for more book-learning...manners are never unnecessary...so much wisdom in 2 mins
Right on all accounts. Let's hope the people who need this advice most are paying attention.
everything seemed like good advice to me except for "don't have ambitions that are too high" really? i always believe you should shoot for the moon cause if you miss you'll land among the stars. but i guess its cool that he says "be the best you that you can be" which will never be "average" in my opinion. to each his own.
***** true. besides don't you know presidency is rigged xD
Michael Saurette ya pretty much. plus 6th extinction is upon us. "or so they so" who TF knows xD
respect
totally not what I was expecting from Adult Swim
Keep your car over giving your kid a better life? That's a fucked up advice, Mike.
The only thing I don't like is his idea of being ok of being average. We must go up and beyond being average.
realest dude i have ever seen
YES
Buy a house cheap and early in life, like so many did before late 2007.
Worked out great...
Which will happen again, should everyone want to buy a house. It's called a bubble and is based on expectations of appreciation which do not have to be true in the end.
Also: Even the people who could afford the loans are screwed now...
"Get a house cheap" Ya ok, easy.
Yeah, have fun being the best average you can. It will make it easier for me to be the best.
Genius
I'm pretty sure my opinion is higly unpopular but I really have to say it. Don't believe what he's saying. Most advice is true like "learn things from outside of school", "excersise as much as you can"(even though he doesnt practice what he's preaching), "say please and thank you" but the stuff about marrying someone as fast as you can, giving up on hardwork because "the best you can be is average", buying cheap housing as young as you want sound pretty bad to me. I think people should marry only if they want to not just because they found soemeone they love- there's no rush, I think if you want to be above average you have to earn it because in life you don't get anything without doing anything and you don't need a house to be happy, don't rush stuf, live your life the way you want it!
He says to buy the cheap housing so you can build equity which will be useful later in life. You can get another house later on, that's why he says to buy a cheap house now.
Oh that makes more sense.. Thanx for your reply :D
killer mike is super dope haha!
i really like this series, it gives me respect for killer mike not just as a rapper, but as a person.
damn, he is smart
Live your truth I just dont wanna be homeless for to be real is like being the most bravest mufffaka who ever lived ain't none like it
this hit the spot
I think he's right about mugging going up.
Amen to that shit, brother
This needs to be put on televisions everywhere. By that I mean Adult Swim of course.
" I'm thinking muggings gonna make a real big comeback in the next few years " well shit..
Keep the car! Nice advice! A most enjoyable video, thanks Mike.
Two minutes of truth
1:43 what is he saying here? I don't get it...Children are overrated? you really don't need them?...so don't sell your cool car?
Think about it. You have this cool 2-door sports car and you're expecting a child. Is that cool car going to sit your new family comfortably? You probably need to shop for a new car and unless you're financially set and able to afford a new family car and keep your cool car, you can ignore that advice.