chris evans is a literal 5 year old **proof**
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- Опубликовано: 22 июн 2019
- i doubt he’s 38 until i see a birth certificate
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I really hope he finds a partner he loves soon because we can’t waste his genes
Amen
Amen
Amen
@@code3xiv lol nigga what
@@Spidr-Man Proof ?
The entire cast of the avengers is a class of kindergarten
All likes, no comments
On my channel theres one comment and one like......
Both done by me
@@queen4ev722 ye
Yes periodt
That’s why I love them so much. They’re like us.
If I say *"I like older guys"* this is what I meant.
PERIODT SIS, literally me, he's golden :)
Exactly sis...
I like EVEN OLDER guys..
LMFAO ME RIGHT NOW
Same
chris evans is like the perfect dad candidate and yet hes the only one single and no kids lol
yes bestie and Tom Hiddleston as well 😭🤌🏻
When your a parent, your happiness and humor gets shared and shocked out of you till the kids leave.
@@thornnorton5953 true
@@thornnorton5953 not really, alot of people enjoy having kids
I’d be glad to try him
Chris Evan's: kill the engine
Chris Evan's: wait for instructions
Nobody:
Chris Evan's: bEcAuSe I'M iNChaRgE
he said "because im in charge" like a such dissapointed person
He sounded like every 12 year old kid on a PlayStation 😭😭😭
That is literally my favorite blooper ever
@@daniellilazcano5805 oh my lord you are righttt
@@Gray_Scale675 honestly sameee
“Everyone has kids now so.....”
“Everyone except?!!”
*points at THE kid*
“ExCePT ThIS GuYYy”
Ladies and gentlemen Chris Evans
I was your thousandth like. Yaaas, I feel special
Vasiliki Michael thanks 😂
😂He's amazing
huh was this in the video??
Ladies and gentlemen, we got em. DUDUDDUDUUDDUDUDUUDUDUDUDUDUUDUDUDDUUDUUUUUUUUDUDUUDUUUUUDUDUDUDU
Fun fact: Chris Evans and the other cast broke over 10 Captain America shields, because they play frizbee with them during breaks. I love marvel.
Little babies. Shouldn't they have been sleeping in their momma's laps lol.
Him and Mackie especially
If we have this comment why do we need school this is all we need in our minds
frisbee**
OH MY GOD THATS AMAZING
Girl: I like Cap
Chris Evans: Wooooo
Chris Hemsworth: What about Thor?
Girl: I like Loki more…
Chris Hemsworth: ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!!?????
Its not Chris Hemsworth, its Lady Hemsworth! 🙃
@@IOUnono she's so pretty
😂😂😂😂
HHAHAHAHAHAHAH omg
Me too girl!! Me too!!
2:17
"Kill the engine"
"Wait for instruction"
"cAuSe I'M In ChArGe"
THANK YOU
You copied another comment.
@@bobjeff3863 There are many comments like this.
Wow, that is a lot of likes!
Favorite moment
Chris Evans in movies:
All serious
Chris Evans in real life:
hehehehehe saggy nuts
LMAO
Language!
😂 Accurate
“Saggy nuts” LMFAO
Gustav Gnöttgen he said nothing wrong tho
This is why I like Chris. He's one of the dudes who doesn't care what age he is and will act immature from time to time. And Thor
Same with Hemsworth and Pratt. 👀
basically all marvel's chrises
Really it's most of the boys in the cast😂
he's an sjw feminist
Yeah but Thor is Australian, immaturity runs in our veins.
"Capitain America is my favorite Avenger"
Chris Hemsworth: "And I took that personally..."
HELODSWNVHSBVK
3:10
When the rich kids in first grade fight
LMAOOOO
HAHA THATS SO GOOD
BAHAH
Lmao-
💀
Chris Evans is the least Steve Rogers person they could have casted for Captain America and it makes it 10x better
But he is the most Johnny Storm person they could have casted for the Human Torch.... i'm sorry, i shouldn't have brought up those movies.
@@lucasdellamaggiore I like those movies and his Johnny Storm too
Same for ming na wen and agent may! Just look at AOS bloopers
Only proves how good of an actor he is imo, because his portrayal of Steve is near-flawless
@@lucasdellamaggiore Yeah, his Johnny Storm was the only good thing in there
Chris Evans- golden retriever
Chris Hemsworth- Labrador
Tom Holland- Pitbull
Robert Downey Jr- Cat
tom holland is NOT a pitbull
@@Skaberchlyn why... Pits are super sweet and loving and cute... He has one named tessa
@@audreymoyers635 sorry i didn’t know
Loki- cat
I own a golden retreiver and my dog and Chris’s personality are exactly the same. I love Chris so much!❤️❤️
2:37 when he knocks over the water and innocently looks up it’s just the cutest thing 🥺
"Still depressed over endgame?"
Me after watching It 2 years later:.. yes-
@Cool Gamer Girl 18 Not me
Yes
LMFAO ME THESE ARE MY COMFORT MOVIES/ACTORS
*sweats*
why is this me 🥲👍
Cap America - Acts like on old Man
Chris Evans - Acts like a child
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be
Coolest comment ever.
THANOS HAS JOINED THE CHAT
Cap _is_ an old man
😂👌
Loooooool
he's a golden retriever in human form, what a pure creature
McKenna Chappell OMG
I NEVER REALIZED THIS TILL NOW
Mr. Peanut butter
@@lumpiatoxico HOLLY FUCK TRUEEE
wow, very accurate
@@lumpiatoxico *yes*
Imagine how hard it had to be for him being so bloody serious during the scenes 😂❤️
“I doN’T WIKE IT”
*_I use this on a daily basis... I must be stopped_*
😂😂😂😂
“Kill the engine”
“Wait for instruction”
“cUz i’M In cHaRgE”
My favorite part in this video :)
That my favorite part too
I love the whine of Cuz I’m in. Charrrrggggeee
2:17 2:19 2:21
The face he make when he IM IN CHaaAARRgee..
Evans : eVERyONE hAS kIdS
Robert : Everyone Except?
Evans : This Guy
Lmao😂
*thisgay
And that started civil war
Renner : that he knows
when did that happen
I can change that
i’ve fallen in love with chris evans personality the past few days so it’s 4am on a school night/day and i’m enjoying these videos so much
he seemed genuinely disappointed that he didn't get the full suit
I need to see Chris Evans and Emilia Clarke in the same room
Omg yessss!! Both of the Golden Retriever together 🤗♥️
Yes
Omg I NEED this
Fun fact Emilia Clarke auditioned/was considered for the role of Sharon Carter if I'm not mistaken
Brilliant
Cap: “AVENGERS ASSEMBLE”
uwu Cap: “I’m in cHaaaRgEeee” 😂❤️
I died when he said he was in charge, lol 😂
He said it in like a whiny voice too😂
YAYYYYYYYYY??!!
@@miruhbelle irk xD
*heart eyes*❤
4:40 I can’t handle thisssss! His lil “night night” is the cutest🥺🥺
Anthony Mackie: flirts with everyone and makes them blush
Chris Evans: makes Mackie blush
Noice 😂
Jeremy Renner: *Shows up*
Chris Evans: MARK RUFFALO!
YEAH MARK RUFFALO HUH!!!!
is that coffee of alcohol or caffeinated beer, we'll never know
@@corneliu8827 lmao xD
lol he was def drunk
I liked this Comment and It was 3,000 likes
The description
“I doubt he’s 38 until I see the birth certificate” 😂
DANG!!!! hes older then Tom Hiddleston but looks younger XD
Anything But
Actually Tom is 38 as well haha
@@jinklez ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh oopth
He says he’s a grown up at 1:39
@america’s ass
*your profile picture is Bucky and I* _love_ *it*
Everyone: he’s such a five year old 🤣
Me: he’s single... TIME TO MAKE A MOVE
I absolutely love him he is a literal child in a grown mans body
This guy is just made of positive energy
Ah! We meet again
HELLO AGAIN!
It's called not having to worry about your account balance
me to
@@orlandovazquez2915 There are plenty of far more wealthy individuals who are cunts. There are plenty of poor people with Evans' energy. It's not a fail-safe assumption you have there.
chris evans is the total opposite from captain america.. i just love it!
And nobody talks what a good actor he is because he's nothing like the Cap .
GameTechツ except they’re both lovable
He's closer to Johnny Storm. Lol
He is like Emilia Clarke about Daenerys Targaryen.
When it comes to how much he likes to laugh, but they say he does take the leadership role on set. And I always go back to the pics of him handing out water to extras. Very Captain America thing for him to do.
"Yes I can drive vERY well, I'm a GrOwN uP."
Well now I'm starting to think otherwise...
2:31 his face after he broke the glass😭
1:37 YeS I CaN dRivE VeRy wELl i’M A gRoWN UP.
Suz A The way he says “I’m a grown up” kills me every time
FailingGaming He sounds so gay lol
“I’m a grown up.”
Prove it. 🤣
*in Thor's voice *¿¿ iS hE thOuGh ??
"I can drive! Im a grown up!"
Lmao
And he's got the speeding tickets to prove it.
the amount of times i've watched this is unhealty lmao
I'd honestly like to see Chris Evan and Keanu Reeves have a drink and just chat with each other
Iambob Lol two of the world’s purest people together, that might be too much for us to handle 🤧
Iambob Lol YES!
The Universe would implode!
I mean if you watch Street Kings you can see them working together 😶
YES
no one:
absolutely no one:
Chris evans: I can drive very well, I'm A gRoWn uP
1:35
Chenoa Van Eyken how he said is so funny
Well, its true what they about chronological age, it does not determine everything.
Chris stop lying to yourself
@MIKAYLA DAYE chronological=how old are you currently.
Chenoa Van Eyken Being fair, allegedly someone _did_ ask else google wouldn’t suggest it.
No one:
Not even a single soul:
Chris Evans: kiLL tHe EnGiNe. WaiT fOr InStRuCtIoNs. CuZ iM iN cHaRgE!!!
My favorite part 🥺😂😂😂
“cHrIs pInE aYyE!”
MY SPIRIT ANIMAL 🤣🤣🤣
Chris Evans: *Goofy*
Captain America: Am I a joke to you?
Very true😂
Aleix Kuri Chris: yes, yes you are
3:11
Robert: *slaps Chris’ hand*
Chris: *POOSH!*
I laughed way too much at this
I love how Robert gets pushed back then immediately gets back into a puffed chest stance 😂
I can’t stop wheezing
Civil War in a Shellnut.
Like a bunch of kindergarteners on a playground. 🤣
3:36 Chris almost said mother----- but then he realised he has to be a five year old again O.o
I can’t do this he’s too cute omg
He's cute as a toddler, a 🐶, a bunny and a button!
Chris: “I’m a grown up”
Me: R you sure about that? 🤣
If Ryan Reynolds wasn’t playing Deadpool I honestly think Chris Evans would make a good Wade Wilson
Yes I imagine that so well! He would do really good since he acts like a child
He did good in “Losers”
He had a lot of smartass remarks
i never thought of that until now
Nah he's to pure to play deadpool
Exactly, though because of the fox merge with marvel/Disney that would be weird XD
I can't believe he is the only actor (with Tom Hiddleston) from the cast who is not married and doesn't have kids.
Edit: Bruh guys, I get it. I'm asexual, I don't want kids and I don't like the purpose of marriage so stop commenting "nOt EvErYoNe wAnTs ThAt!!"
I commented this cause Chris said he wanted to be a dad in an interview.
I saw some rumors about him wanting to get married soon. I’m not sure if they’re true, but I hope he does! He’d be a great dad!
Tom holland doesn't have kids
Ummmm Tom Holland
Bruh you understood what I meant
tom hiddleston 2
In the move he's known for being uptight. In reality, it's the literal opposite.
he is so flipping adorable
Paul : look who we have over here!
CH : Chris Evan-
CE : Chris PIiiineee EEEEEEEY
And then he calls Jeremy Renner Mark Ruffalo omfg 😂😂😂
No but really was he drinking coffee or vodka there?
CP* duh
He was drunk af
@@CAPTAIN_CLOCK I think both?... But he is the best person! Like ever! XD
3:10 How The Civil War Really Start
LMFAODKDKSKKSKD
Oml 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
AHAHAHAHAHA
🤣🤣
Chris Evans is my comfort person.
Captain America: Because I am in charge
*Very Serious*
Chris Evans: bEcAuSe I’m iN cHaRgE
*Whines*
He's literally the most precious human being
No replies so hiya lol
No replies so hiya lol
No replies so hiya lol
"still depressed over endgame?"
me: *agressive nodding and crying*
Haha same
bookdragon34 if someone mentions it my brain is like “here we go again” and my heart is like “IDC IMA CRY OK!!!!!!!?!!?!??”
Me too, going thru withdrawal, Bigtime.
lol same-
*sniff* :')
I nearly cried at the last clip he’s so adorable
Teacher calls me to read in class
Me stuttering uncontrollably
My brain:
1:23
he's so perfect.
the world doesn't deserve him
No one deserves
How overreacting
But we need him.
Minh Hiếu Đỗ just because you need him doesn’t mean you deserve
Just like Keanu
nobody:
cevans:
" *i don't wike it* "
*"I don't wike it"
*"I don't W I K E it"*
"i D 0 _N_ t W *i* _K_ e I *t"*
*i don’t WIKE it....*
“I D O N T W I K E I T”
“Kill the engine😐” “wait for instruction 😑” “ CuZ iM iN cHaRgE”
"i don't wike it-"
this made me laugh harder than i should've...
It's so cute! My current favourite saying.
"My emotions are bubbling, I cry quick. Ugh, God."
Same Chris, same.
same
I really felt that 😔
*"I'm gonna ask for the full suit. I never asked for the full suit. Hemsworth got the full suit. I want the full suit."* 1:30
Black Panther: Get this man a full suit.
*fUlL sUiT*
BRING ME THE FULL SUIT
Honey, where's my full suit!
suit doesn’t even look like a word anymore😂
The "cause I'm in charge" will always get me
I love the way he said " what is going on with me and driving yes I can drive I'm an adult" and at 2:21 when he said cause I'm in charge
2:17
Kill the engine
Wait for instructions
Cause I'm in cHArgE
@finna love tvd yeah he's so fucking cute
Just Ash He also stomped his feet that’s so cute 😂
#Evans2020-the end of the line.
@@Lilas4444 Ikr 😂😂😂
Title says: "5"
*5* letters in Chris
*the video is 5 minutes*
Chris is a salamander *like to confirm.*
.....
Fall this video is 4:59. gosh you’re so uneducated
Addison Feaster 😂😂😂😂😂
Addison Feaster awww shit.... here we go again...
I WOULD LIKE BUT IT HAS 555 LIKES
His face when he knocked over that glass is *priceless.*
Chris Evans is that one friend who never drinks but always acts drunk...he’s me.
I started WHEEEEEEEEEEEEZING when Chris said "I don't wike it"
2:21 when your left with your little sibling.
yup
KYLOIPLIER so true
So true! Then they scream at you that you’re not and go see if someone else is there to be in charge... 😂
There is Unas Annus everywhere and I am here for it
2:30 my favvvv
I love how Hemsworth and Evans both have a growing collection of old lady sweaters.
Mildly disappointed since this didn't have the iconic *"....and it was Gucci"* 💙
Great video nevertheless 😂😂
Can you send me the link, I haven't seen it in a while
Do you have the link please?
WHEE DID U GET UR PFP
@@radhikanegi221 ruclips.net/video/fSwXhubJVmo/видео.html
@@ilychris6770 some fan account I think
No one:
Not a soul:
Chris: 3:04 i got food poisoning fron chickennoodlesoup last night
Sharon Oranje and it was so sad cuz it was SUCH GOOD CHICKENNOODLESOOP TOO! 😔
sebastian's like... so we are seriously going to discuss his upset stomach in an interview... 😂😂
F u c k m e s a m e
My beloved fan, I want to use this opportunity to thank you for being one of my best supporters I could ever ask for and I also using this medium to give you the privilege to have a private conversation with me through my personal gmail chrisevans07076@gmail.com I appreciate your love and support thank you so much. Stay safe and healthy
(RDJ'S Life And Chris E. Life's Be Like)
My AU
Before: Best Friends-
Now: *OOOOFFF-*
When him and rdj were on stage I died LMAO
you mean chris pine?
also those clothes are fkn beautiful
He's big and strong on the outside but he's an adorable softie on the inside
Perfectly balanced how things should be
the perfect man.
I love how Chris in Avengers has to act so serious yet in real life he is 5 years old 😂😂😂
4:27 OOoOOOOOOOOOOOOoooOOOoooooOooooooOooooooOOO
3:39 you can't tell me I'm the only one who thought this looked and sounded wrong
Captain America NAHHH, THIS HAS ME 😂😂😂
Meeee
You're on your own kid.
lmao your not alone
Nah, you weren't.
But I kinda felt bad.
:'(
description:
“I doubt he’s 38 until I see a birth certificate” 😂
Well done, you just copied another one's comment
If u look, you’ll see that a lot of comments are the same, cuz we’re all commenting on the same video, so u won’t see millions and millions of differences. We all have the same idea, so it’s normal some comments are the same. It’s not copying. And are u some kinda FBI who catches ppl who “copy” another comment or what 😂
@@Starlight06 finally, someone gets it 😂
@@leonie364. He or she didn't copy anyone's comment. They literally just quoted something from the description
He ia fuckin 38wtf
Chris *pouty*: "Cus I'm in charge"
Ugh that's cute
chris is lovable when he play as himself
Chris Evans : Everyone has a kid
RDJ : Everyone except .....
Chris Evans: Except this guy
Well Tom Holland doesn't has a kid to
Cause he is the kid
Zahra Aurelia INA and Sebastian Stan
have* not has
tom is a kid
Not saying tom is "The kid" bc I have much respect for him cause he's 23 but,he's the youngest out of all of them
“Yes I can drive very well, I’m a grown up”
Yeah I dunno about that one chief... I mean Cap
Bro you're merch promo is on point 🔥🔥😂
THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPYYY
That smile is so precious when he knocks over the water
The one dislike is Chris Evans saying “I’m nwot a 5 year wold!!!!!! :(“
i have looked back on this comment from the future of 11 months and oh my i do not like what i see 👁👄👁
Random Starlight 😂😂
No he’s obviously 6
@@eeshasiram7761 nope he's obviously 7
Katy TerBerg that half is a little too high
@@memeboi3062 nah 6
Nobody:
Absolutely no one:
Chris: *sounds of a dying seagull* - SpEeEeAK
Its funny since Cap is always the most serious guy in the room and Chris himself is the furthest away from being serious as possible. Many of the great actors seem to have this trait
Steve Rogers: old man
Chris Evans: 5 year old
Chris: Everyone has kids-
RDJ: Everyone except...?
Chris: Except for this guy... *Laughing from the outside, crying in the inside*
Kytolax exactly what I was thinking poor chirst ❤️ XD
He's still a kid , i love him
The beginning 🥺 love you 3000