When you forget to cook the rice...

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  • Опубликовано: 25 дек 2024

Комментарии • 20 тыс.

  • @abby-bt4uy
    @abby-bt4uy 3 года назад +8893

    can we appreciate how accurate the mom's text message was. The period. The space before the question mark. Everything was on point.

    • @rockingamingwiththesahit2145
      @rockingamingwiththesahit2145 3 года назад +35

      Ikr

    • @iamanant007
      @iamanant007 3 года назад +30

      What are you saying ?
      I don't understand...

    • @mohammedyakub3760
      @mohammedyakub3760 3 года назад +190

      @@iamanant007 they're saying it's an accurate representation of how asian mums text

    • @mohammedyakub3760
      @mohammedyakub3760 3 года назад +85

      @George Walker not people who's first language is english. Were talking about the punctuation errors and the grammar errors that make this relatable to people who have relatives such as mothers who did not grow up in an English speaking country

    • @mohammedyakub3760
      @mohammedyakub3760 3 года назад +16

      @George Walker oh I just realised you out a space after the question mark 😂 don't know if that was the joke 😂

  • @citruslights6577
    @citruslights6577 4 года назад +9647

    “How are going to eat the 4-pound steak, stir-fried vegetables, and a whole salmon WITHOUT RICE” honestly the truest part

  • @lukadacat572
    @lukadacat572 3 года назад +8301

    I like how their whole family is friends with the same family.

    • @liampoog4276
      @liampoog4276 3 года назад +104

      that can happem

    • @anarp6752
      @anarp6752 3 года назад +348

      Thats what u call asian

    • @SaarimPlayz
      @SaarimPlayz 3 года назад +70

      That’s my family and my friends

    • @Snez11
      @Snez11 3 года назад +11

      XDDDD

    • @yutsuki27
      @yutsuki27 3 года назад +12

      Yea ikr its so funny as well XDDD

  • @-Guess.Who-
    @-Guess.Who- 2 года назад +1224

    The fact that they could be cooking the rice right now instead they're complaining about it 😂😂

    • @cinderare
      @cinderare Год назад +76

      Beat the son first then cook the rice that seems like the parents rules

    • @FrazdYT
      @FrazdYT 9 месяцев назад +12

      theres soap in it

    • @va67889
      @va67889 7 месяцев назад +2

      Once you fail rice you can't have anymore that day

    • @JAKEAVALON-rg8xm
      @JAKEAVALON-rg8xm 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@FrazdYT it only kill bacteria right😮?

    • @cheriemd
      @cheriemd Месяц назад +1

      @@JAKEAVALON-rg8xm No it makes rice taste likes soap

  • @user-kr7rp1kl4v
    @user-kr7rp1kl4v 3 года назад +4896

    He went through the 5 stages of grief in 5 minutes

    • @hantenguuppermoon4730
      @hantenguuppermoon4730 3 года назад +7

      Ok

    • @IdtSo2
      @IdtSo2 3 года назад +20

      More like 10

    • @jimenagomezbrenes
      @jimenagomezbrenes 3 года назад +9

      you mean anxiety

    • @dark_aspect3401
      @dark_aspect3401 3 года назад +6

      @@IdtSo2 then it would be 1 every 30 seconds

    • @peepshow3037
      @peepshow3037 3 года назад

      @Henry Trinh what the hell does playing with toys have to do with this video. Also just search it on google because I’m too lazy to explain

  • @lovst2737
    @lovst2737 4 года назад +25588

    He's not even exaggerating, this is literally what happens

    • @clyded8404
      @clyded8404 4 года назад +1049

      Asian life lol

    • @thepersonofpeople7966
      @thepersonofpeople7966 4 года назад +256

      fr

    • @Blanky2704
      @Blanky2704 4 года назад +208

      RIP

    • @connacel
      @connacel 4 года назад +516

      im asian and this is literally it

    • @connacel
      @connacel 4 года назад +414

      depends on u get hit by hand or broom or belt (hunger meter higher it gets the more it hurts)

  • @splatz3736
    @splatz3736 4 года назад +6846

    Asians: did you cook the rice?
    Mexicans: did you turn the beans off?

    • @Gibberson464
      @Gibberson464 4 года назад +538

      Black folk: did you take the meat out the freezer

    • @zaimusic_150
      @zaimusic_150 4 года назад +377

      White people: Did you put the Tyson Chicken Nuggets in the microwave?

    • @eluxz2843
      @eluxz2843 4 года назад +27

      Bean burrito

    • @tonycee1670
      @tonycee1670 4 года назад +90

      True 😂, got my ass whooped when I forgot to turn it off

    • @johnyL22
      @johnyL22 4 года назад +34

      So true i turn off the beans im mexican

  • @jk-mt6ri
    @jk-mt6ri 8 месяцев назад +33

    Dude literally had Google at gunpoint

  • @liuliu4184
    @liuliu4184 4 года назад +5095

    Nathan: *forgets to cook rice*
    Also nathan: *throws broom stick out the balcony*
    6 back up broom stick in the closet: My time has come.

    • @vorachi
      @vorachi 4 года назад +18

      lmao

    • @josemoreno3494
      @josemoreno3494 4 года назад +7

      Not funny

    • @MzSinattKong
      @MzSinattKong 4 года назад +1

      @@vorachi you

    • @suhandatanker
      @suhandatanker 4 года назад +11

      @@josemoreno3494 im asian and this is funny so r/whoooosh

    • @sinad0123
      @sinad0123 4 года назад +2

      I feel like this is a misuse of the Format. Even if it is funny.

  • @HotaTheLop
    @HotaTheLop 3 года назад +6023

    “When you watch this and realize you forgot to cook the rice”

    • @happitiger
      @happitiger 3 года назад +315

      "When you read this comment and you realize you forgot to cook the rice"

    • @machucyst
      @machucyst 3 года назад +206

      @@happitiger "When you read this reply and realize you forgot to cook the rice"

    • @a_minor
      @a_minor 3 года назад +164

      @@machucyst "when you read this reply replying to a reply and realise you forgot to cook the rice"

    • @dugunkhongorzul6866
      @dugunkhongorzul6866 3 года назад +116

      @@a_minor ''when you read this reply replying to a another reply and you forgot to cook the rice''

    • @MickeyV_Mouse
      @MickeyV_Mouse 3 года назад +108

      @@dugunkhongorzul6866 "when you read this replay replaying to another replay replaying to another replay and realise you forgot to cook the rice"

  • @moi8268
    @moi8268 4 года назад +2809

    This man giving callouts in deathmatch what a legend

    • @sadebiru
      @sadebiru 4 года назад +74

      Zink not even using voicechat, hes using telepathy what a legend

    • @choipsticks
      @choipsticks 4 года назад +4

      i noticed right away, i was like wtf

    • @m3rkk
      @m3rkk 4 года назад +8

      And he using negev

    • @skape924
      @skape924 4 года назад +1

      Wanted to say the same.

    • @egg6944
      @egg6944 4 года назад +1

      :0

  • @bottomtext3990
    @bottomtext3990 2 года назад +118

    this video spoke to my soul in a way that none ever has.

  • @charlesrudolph7019
    @charlesrudolph7019 4 года назад +4494

    “It’s not possible to cook rice under five minutes”
    MINUTE RICE- bruh we got you

    • @TheArcher143
      @TheArcher143 4 года назад +125

      Obviously 1 minute > 5 minutes

    • @wrth
      @wrth 4 года назад +78

      fake rice

    • @alexisgutierrez3135
      @alexisgutierrez3135 4 года назад +29

      @siavash ghorbani underrated

    • @Ruebenbayona
      @Ruebenbayona 4 года назад +12

      So uh if you put a iron on your rice would it cook...

    • @louissegracielalonsabe7465
      @louissegracielalonsabe7465 4 года назад +17

      Well rice cooker is better then minute rice NGL that's my opinion tho

  • @enriquemendoza2741
    @enriquemendoza2741 4 года назад +2064

    Nathan: Is obviously panicking.
    Subtitles: *[Music]*

  • @zenorai7063
    @zenorai7063 4 года назад +2272

    The most funny thing about this is that it is actually so true

  • @QuangAnang-eu6tc
    @QuangAnang-eu6tc Год назад +134

    That "trời ơi" was personal😂
    As a fellow Vietnamese, i can say that this speech doesn't only happen when you forget to cook the rice. Asian parents can yell this all day. When you get bad marks, not obeying their orders, not studying, not doing the housework, playing games instead of going out, not...
    Damn that sure is a lot

    • @lolzilla9317
      @lolzilla9317 9 месяцев назад +2

      What does it mean?

    • @thuylinhnguyenthi9596
      @thuylinhnguyenthi9596 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@lolzilla9317is “oh god”

    • @keesdriesen9256
      @keesdriesen9256 4 месяца назад +1

      I originally thought they were just saying "dry eye" LOL

    • @QuangAnang-eu6tc
      @QuangAnang-eu6tc 4 месяца назад +1

      @@thuylinhnguyenthi9596 i think it's more like "holy god"... but okay...

    • @JiangX0
      @JiangX0 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@QuangAnang-eu6tc Nope, it doesn't really make sense if you use "Holy god" for "Trời ơi"...

  • @lady-philomena
    @lady-philomena 4 года назад +660

    Him talking to himself like “no that’s not gonna work, stupid!” is just.. i feel that.

  • @jrdnvfx2698
    @jrdnvfx2698 3 года назад +1780

    "Oh, guess what happened to me!"
    "Oh, you guess what happened to me!"
    "Oh no no no, it probably not as bad as me!"
    Asian Parent Friends in a nutshell

  • @bush3126
    @bush3126 3 года назад +5892

    nothing can describe how accurately terrifying these situations are, I'm not even joking.

    • @dabitodoroki2882
      @dabitodoroki2882 3 года назад +68

      You can say that again. If I were to not do what my mom said I would've at least got hit on the head and yelled at :')

    • @arpita1shrivas
      @arpita1shrivas 3 года назад +53

      This is less than exaggeration for my family. I literally got beat up for forgetting to set the spoons after I put the plates.

    • @mayhem1143
      @mayhem1143 3 года назад +5

      Bru ikr

    • @mostiFarahat
      @mostiFarahat 3 года назад +12

      You tooooo.. you forgot to cook the riiiiice?!

    • @bloodylizard3158
      @bloodylizard3158 3 года назад +4

      Damn THROW OUT THE BROOK STICK HEHEHE

  • @jojocat8637
    @jojocat8637 8 месяцев назад +35

    I can feel the panic in his acting, the fear in his voice, its unreal how good the production quality is

  • @shutboi4586
    @shutboi4586 3 года назад +2169

    The 5 stages of grief:
    1. Denial: “im gonna cook the rice now”
    2. Anger: “ANSWER ME!!”
    3. Bargaining: “hey bro d you have any cooked rice i could borrow?”
    4. Depression: *lying on bed waiting to die
    5. Acceptance: *lying on bed, waiting to die

    • @star5997
      @star5997 2 года назад +34

      You forgot the last one..
      REVENGE

    • @dontdo1546
      @dontdo1546 2 года назад +8

      @@star5997 revenge on what?

    • @star5997
      @star5997 2 года назад +12

      @@dontdo1546 Well I just like to add one more. 😏Revenge

    • @kazuu2994
      @kazuu2994 2 года назад +4

      @@dontdo1546 its from cruella

    • @cyroah9923
      @cyroah9923 2 года назад +9

      6. Suicide

  • @TheGeekDoesHistory
    @TheGeekDoesHistory 4 года назад +2813

    Me who hides a secret stash of already cooked rice
    "I don't have such weaknesses."

    • @tamespeedy2171
      @tamespeedy2171 4 года назад +48

      Wouldn’t it get dirty? And not as fresh

    • @Stopscrolling.P
      @Stopscrolling.P 4 года назад +24

      69 likes I'm not gonna like it.

    • @75h51
      @75h51 4 года назад +70

      @@tamespeedy2171 ngl i think he was joking

    • @hezronsoriaga6018
      @hezronsoriaga6018 4 года назад +19

      I am four parallel universes ahead of you😎

    • @TheGeekDoesHistory
      @TheGeekDoesHistory 4 года назад +19

      @@tamespeedy2171 vacuum sealed containers

  • @KhoaTV
    @KhoaTV 3 года назад +9937

    I'm asian and I can confirm that this is true, not cooking the rice in my culture is one of the most deadliest sins you could ever do

    • @hoppat7721
      @hoppat7721 3 года назад +61

      True

    • @marcusjamesperlin5168
      @marcusjamesperlin5168 3 года назад +168

      The bamboo sticked broom is pain man.

    • @n8theasian096
      @n8theasian096 3 года назад +54

      I can confirm this also as gods asian lost son because I failed at not only making but for not eating every grain of rice on my plate. Please forgive me for my sins 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙃🙃🙃🙃
      The pain of getting slapped by chopsticks is immeasurable I’m speaking a high level of pain if someone can confirm that will be fine by me.

    • @fancycat1245
      @fancycat1245 3 года назад +7

      Cooking or not, the treat bowl is the best

    • @juststevieprothings7621
      @juststevieprothings7621 3 года назад +15

      I’m also Asian and if you don’t coook the rice, It’s a deathwish

  • @Rhysicl3
    @Rhysicl3 2 года назад +42

    I almost forgot to cook the rice, I realized it just before I saw this video lol

  • @maivohongphuc252
    @maivohongphuc252 4 года назад +12352

    Boomer humor: I hate my wife
    Millennial humor: I hate my life
    Asian humor: No rice no life

    • @maivohongphuc252
      @maivohongphuc252 4 года назад +76

      oops

    • @chilloha6464
      @chilloha6464 4 года назад +229

      Im asian and this is real
      Edit: we have run out of rice can someone lend me rice sacks

    • @f.b.iagent8921
      @f.b.iagent8921 4 года назад +40

      @@halodigitalz le fuck

    • @vaan_dex7728
      @vaan_dex7728 4 года назад +41

      Phuc Hong No Asian humor : Forget to cook rice no wife

    • @jt8892
      @jt8892 4 года назад +8

      What millennials and boomer needs to be switched

  • @julieragbeernmbr1fan
    @julieragbeernmbr1fan 4 года назад +812

    Google home and Alexa: You cannot cook rice in five minutes.
    Minute rice: *Am I a joke to you?*

    • @lynetteshaw4664
      @lynetteshaw4664 4 года назад +3

      😂😂😂

    • @marikuma88
      @marikuma88 4 года назад +5

      I know right? Right now I literally have 2 minute rice in my freezer lol

    • @kown2259
      @kown2259 4 года назад +3

      >5< minute there is no >5< minute rise if there is no there isint

    • @marikuma88
      @marikuma88 4 года назад +2

      @Abhay Raj it’s delicious and easy to make >:P

    • @Blackjack_Blackhole
      @Blackjack_Blackhole 4 года назад +2

      Lol

  • @tristyn2537
    @tristyn2537 4 года назад +1536

    Nathan: "HEY GOOGLE HOW DO YOU COOK RICE IN FIVE MINUTES?"
    Google: "...."
    Nathan: " **holds Google at gunpoint** ANSWER THE QUESTION!!!!!!!!"

    • @khangphamchannel016
      @khangphamchannel016 4 года назад +15

      Tristyn *A N S W E R T H E D A M N Q U E S T I O N*

    • @yamikatothewolf1655
      @yamikatothewolf1655 4 года назад +12

      *i dont respond to violence-*

    • @ashleychang2474
      @ashleychang2474 4 года назад +1

      I actually tried it because I was curious and something actually came up😂

    • @rosecampbell4513
      @rosecampbell4513 4 года назад

      I’ve been looking for this kind of comment for 74748484838484764728838377474575783839398385647388365 years

    • @kapatidtomas
      @kapatidtomas 4 года назад

      Should be that ending.

  • @someone3.2007
    @someone3.2007 Год назад +21

    The grammar in the mom's text was so accurate, "I come home 5 minute." As someone with a filipino mom, it's safe to say that it's pretty accurate

  • @rakuhusky8427
    @rakuhusky8427 4 года назад +3416

    Google Home:you can't make rice in 5 minutes
    Me: flashback to Giiiing Ging and Nathan at the store looking at the minute rice box.

  • @justcause4437
    @justcause4437 3 года назад +2424

    If you aren't working at least 31 hours a day, you are slacking, and will go nowhere in life
    - Asian Parents

    • @romilgoel4191
      @romilgoel4191 3 года назад +24

      can confirm.

    • @Lagrimoso
      @Lagrimoso 3 года назад +34

      twoset be like: PRACTICE 40 HRS A DAY

    • @lejackal79
      @lejackal79 3 года назад +3

      Thats racist

    • @romilgoel4191
      @romilgoel4191 3 года назад +18

      @Abby DreamDancer not an excuse. :|

    • @yomama428
      @yomama428 3 года назад +11

      no, if ur not practicing at least 40 hrs a day, you r slacking

  • @rdread
    @rdread 3 года назад +1124

    Watching Nathan having a panic attack over rice is so entertaining lol

  • @grmpf
    @grmpf 7 месяцев назад +14

    When she opens the door and six more brooms fall out is such perfect visual comedy 💀

  • @ardizzle06
    @ardizzle06 4 года назад +680

    Nathan: doesn’t cook rice
    Me: I felt that

  • @jairgarcia708
    @jairgarcia708 4 года назад +268

    Nathan: _Forgets to cook the rice_
    Nathan's parents: *So you have chosen death*

  • @nameme8479
    @nameme8479 4 года назад +272

    “i work 26 hours a day.”
    my last 3 brain cells: *gone, reduced to atoms.*

    • @Dopamine621
      @Dopamine621 4 года назад +5

      Name Me
      so your just gonna ignore “I work 25 hours a day”

    • @thegaminganimater696
      @thegaminganimater696 4 года назад +1

      I just knew that rn

  • @nmk0001
    @nmk0001 2 года назад +60

    4:42 You guys know "Trời ơi" means "Oh my god" in Vietnamese?

  • @tiffanyyung3505
    @tiffanyyung3505 4 года назад +367

    I can't even, this title is the most relatable thing ever and an Asian kid

    • @tiffanyyung3505
      @tiffanyyung3505 4 года назад +2

      @@menymen why thank you, me too, ofc

    • @ralvolvi7668
      @ralvolvi7668 4 года назад +2

      DA FAQU YOU FOGRET WATER?

    • @cobaltexe4838
      @cobaltexe4838 4 года назад +1

      Ikr so is the part where they have more than 1 beating stick.

    • @tropheusanims698
      @tropheusanims698 4 года назад +1

      Same for me and im jamaican xd

    • @ErenYeager-oi6hu
      @ErenYeager-oi6hu 4 года назад +1

      Me too, and I'm Ghanian. (West African Country)

  • @kamjir8628
    @kamjir8628 4 года назад +388

    Minute rice: let me introduce myself

  • @joryputra5379
    @joryputra5379 4 года назад +691

    Mom: "Did you cook the rice?"
    Kids:"...my time has come."

    • @frostvortex3773
      @frostvortex3773 4 года назад +1

      Nice

    • @coocoocrazy6451
      @coocoocrazy6451 4 года назад +3

      Dream: don’t worry, *i got this*
      Heres a minute later
      *”So you can choose between one of the hundreds of thanksgiving meals, a hole restaurant, the hole Soviet Union Of Russia, and of course the rice!”*

  • @gojden
    @gojden Год назад +2

    Minute Rice : The Asian Kids Savior

  • @player9847
    @player9847 4 года назад +441

    Lmao this is every Asian kid worst nightmare xD
    so relatable!!!!

    • @robinnguyen9415
      @robinnguyen9415 4 года назад +3

      PLAYER 984561 well that is really my nightmare still I can’t cook rise like, I’m afraid of my future because, me Vietnamese

    • @myanguyen5348
      @myanguyen5348 4 года назад +2

      same here dude, my mum taught me but i dont remember 😭

    • @karenshum6593
      @karenshum6593 4 года назад +1

      PLAYER 984561 yes I agree

    • @SzechuanSausage
      @SzechuanSausage 4 года назад

      Oh no.......
      I think I forgot to plug in the rice cooker

    • @popstel2286
      @popstel2286 4 года назад +1

      I am Vietnamese and I cant cook rice

  • @20492-p
    @20492-p 3 года назад +1445

    I love how he is a grown man and there is still the look of genuine look of fear on his of eyes of this happening

    • @crimson5689
      @crimson5689 3 года назад +61

      No matter how old you are you will always be afraid of your mom XD

    • @Gameboy2007-Official
      @Gameboy2007-Official 2 года назад +3

      @@crimson5689 sadge

    • @d1ts321
      @d1ts321 2 года назад +5

      No matter how old you are, you are always afraid of not setting the rice on gime

    • @lixun7390
      @lixun7390 2 года назад

      @@d1ts321 omg thats terrifying

    • @zarynt1089
      @zarynt1089 2 года назад +4

      He doesn't have to act, just recall the memories.....

  • @plancake
    @plancake 4 года назад +920

    When Mexican kids don’t turn off the beans: OH HELL NO
    When Asian kids don’t cook rice: DISOWNED

    • @xlpgishere9937
      @xlpgishere9937 4 года назад +3

      Rebeco sol they la santo what have you done Nos vamos a morir (we are going to die in Spanish)

    • @whostolemycheese2426
      @whostolemycheese2426 4 года назад +5

      Ikr I am Mexican

    • @aocvcc
      @aocvcc 4 года назад +4

      There both disowned

    • @Pufflune
      @Pufflune 4 года назад +7

      It’s not just Mexicans, it goes for every Hispanics

    • @PlutoDestroyedMeee
      @PlutoDestroyedMeee 4 года назад +1

      For real lol

  • @Alice-ef3wj
    @Alice-ef3wj 6 месяцев назад +4

    trying to appease the mom by saying he has a 4.0 gpa is HILARIOUS

  • @copter7013
    @copter7013 3 года назад +1752

    Google and Alexa: it’s impossible to cook rice in 5 minutes
    5 minute rice:H E L L O

  • @sorinpodea80
    @sorinpodea80 3 года назад +1217

    can we just appreciate the fact that he probably went to the store and brought like 10 brooms for that 5 second joke 3:20

    • @Visionary_Games
      @Visionary_Games 3 года назад +19

      Yes lol

    • @baconmalice
      @baconmalice 3 года назад +98

      nah his parents probably had those already...
      maybe because this video is based off personal experience...

    • @brightax7502
      @brightax7502 3 года назад +7

      @@baconmalice same

    • @baconmalice
      @baconmalice 3 года назад +6

      @@brightax7502 me too man..

    • @winstonsgmx
      @winstonsgmx 2 года назад +9

      Which Asian maniac who doesn’t have spare broom sticks in the house?

  • @09fungh
    @09fungh 4 года назад +1127

    Nathan: “plant b” (also Nathan: *is in DM mode)

  • @daviddruzkawiecki101
    @daviddruzkawiecki101 2 года назад +2

    1. Boil water in (electric) teapot, it's quicker
    2. Fill pot with boiled water from teapot
    3. Put rice in pot with VERY hot water
    4. Put pot with rice on high heat
    -saved my life many times👍

  • @pilot_wool
    @pilot_wool 4 года назад +276

    Nathan: the rice is not clean enough
    Also Nathan: puts soap in rice and then puts in microwave

  • @yamsandy1363
    @yamsandy1363 3 года назад +663

    Bro his emotions were too realistic. Give this man an Oscar

    • @little_gymbro5539
      @little_gymbro5539 3 года назад +7

      Yeah I’m Asian I can agree with his action
      But my dad works 27 hours a day

    • @sirbughunter
      @sirbughunter 3 года назад +2

      @@little_gymbro5539 oh, man! I feel for ya... WAIT A SECOND... 🤔🧐

  • @neph1534
    @neph1534 4 года назад +836

    How to cook rice with Nathan:
    -Add water into the rice
    -Clean the rice with hand soap
    -Cook the rice without turning on the cooker
    -Put rice in the microwave
    -Take out and breath in it
    -Use hair dryer
    And this is Nathan’s Master Class

    • @ky.4044
      @ky.4044 4 года назад +4

      Lol

    • @lynwayYT
      @lynwayYT 4 года назад +4

      Lmao

    • @spr1t3ly
      @spr1t3ly 4 года назад +8

      Gordon Ramsey Doan

    • @Quagmire07
      @Quagmire07 4 года назад +4

      That is not how to cook rice
      First
      Put the rice into the pot then wash it with water then pour the water out then put drinking water in it then put it on the rice cooker

    • @neph1534
      @neph1534 4 года назад +8

      PhillipPlayzB Nathan is Asian ok? That’s the real way to cook rice

  • @ActuallyExplaining
    @ActuallyExplaining Год назад +2

    When your realize this is the sequel to “If masterchef was Asian”

  • @sennyy4172
    @sennyy4172 4 года назад +2740

    *"I gO wORk 26 hOur a DaY"*
    Wait... *-Thats illegal-*

    • @Sincerely.yours.truly.svelte
      @Sincerely.yours.truly.svelte 4 года назад +82

      ItsSen Wait... *Thats Asian*

    • @J-Zer0
      @J-Zer0 4 года назад +48

      @Bongo Cat V2 r/woosh

    • @Antyla
      @Antyla 4 года назад +64

      Ha, joke's on you. Ling Ling practices 40 hours a day

    • @Antyla
      @Antyla 4 года назад +6

      @Linny Ching
      You are a legend

    • @theemptyone7739
      @theemptyone7739 4 года назад +1

      @Bongo Cat V2 wow you are so smart good for you

  • @Shanghaibluelulu
    @Shanghaibluelulu 4 года назад +1837

    Mom: I work 25 hour a day
    Me: Wait, something isn’t right here
    Dad: I work 26 hour a day
    Me: That’s better

    • @pikachu-dr1vs
      @pikachu-dr1vs 4 года назад +72

      Me: wait, something isn't still right
      Ling Ling: I work 40 hours a day...ahem i meant practice

    • @alientea434
      @alientea434 4 года назад +16

      TWOSETVIOLIN LING LING INSURANCE REEEE

    • @pikachu-dr1vs
      @pikachu-dr1vs 4 года назад +5

      @@alientea434 hey, we have someone here who understands my joke

    • @alientea434
      @alientea434 4 года назад +3

      @@pikachu-dr1vs indeed 👌

    • @jcdvshhssjjsksksk
      @jcdvshhssjjsksksk 4 года назад +2

      HayWire Bros ummm ok??..

  • @LuxxenoMusic
    @LuxxenoMusic 4 года назад +1688

    The ironic part is that this is 5 minutes long.

    • @XenoTracker
      @XenoTracker 4 года назад +66

      yes son, you can cook da rice while watch this video

    • @egg6944
      @egg6944 4 года назад +15

      @@XenoTracker true

    • @pulse5215
      @pulse5215 4 года назад +20

      @@XenoTracker oh shit i forgot

    • @LuxxenoMusic
      @LuxxenoMusic 4 года назад +9

      XenoTracker Wait a minute, why are you tracking me? My name has “xeno” in it and your name is XenoTracker... *to be continued*

    • @twilight_mourner1865
      @twilight_mourner1865 4 года назад +4

      Actually... When the dad comes in he says he works 26 hours and the mom works 25 hours a day
      So that means he arrived an hour later
      So his mom must've beaten him for an hour straight

  • @matthewho3966
    @matthewho3966 2 года назад +2

    In all the time they spent arguing they probably could have cooked some rice

  • @triparadox.c
    @triparadox.c 4 года назад +2206

    Classic asian joke:
    "Dad! I got stung by a bee! It hurts."
    "Why not by an A?"

    • @frizzy9919
      @frizzy9919 4 года назад +29

      Æ NO NO SORRY I GOT STING Æ SORRY

    • @Since200BCE
      @Since200BCE 4 года назад +7

      @@frizzy9919 wat

    • @WhitedMaskVarré
      @WhitedMaskVarré 4 года назад +8

      @@frizzy9919 You make no sense..

    • @nabzgg4289
      @nabzgg4289 4 года назад +4

      My Asian parents never said that..

    • @WhitedMaskVarré
      @WhitedMaskVarré 4 года назад +6

      @@nabzgg4289 You don't get it. B = B results in a test. A = A results.

  • @Shitpost2323
    @Shitpost2323 4 года назад +472

    "where is my broom?" "I ate it"

    • @TheLegendarySkeletron
      @TheLegendarySkeletron 4 года назад +22

      Ah, I see youre trying to comment late so I cant read it, huh. Should I get you a faster keyboard. You know what you can keep it Austin. Your name is Austin now

    • @Shitpost2323
      @Shitpost2323 4 года назад +5

      @@TheLegendarySkeletron lol

    • @Someone72663
      @Someone72663 4 года назад +10

      mother: where is the Rice!?!?
      him: I ate it
      Mother: Where is the Broom?!??
      him: I ate it
      Mother: Understandable have a nice day

    • @jerrythebestwarrior5682
      @jerrythebestwarrior5682 4 года назад +3

      LOL

    • @Shitpost2323
      @Shitpost2323 4 года назад +5

      @@TheLegendarySkeletron Im sorry but who is Austin

  • @SAD-ll5id
    @SAD-ll5id 2 года назад +1075

    him at 1:47 is SOOO relatable. the way he lays, his expression, everything is absolutely on point and correct. this video spoke to me w an immeasurable DEPTH.

    • @Apozane
      @Apozane 2 года назад +2

      I know right,

  • @RemyPhay
    @RemyPhay Год назад +2

    It's still nice to come back to these videos

  • @LunarisDream
    @LunarisDream 3 года назад +4089

    As you get older, you realize that the parents are actually pretty relatable as well. When you go to work all day and just want to come back and have your kid who has been playing video games all day get the most time-consuming part of the meal done, which only takes 2 minutes to prepare, it can be pretty frustrating.

    • @plinplinplon_
      @plinplinplon_ 3 года назад +272

      ye but you dont have to beat the child

    • @al-frizahmakalunsenge5243
      @al-frizahmakalunsenge5243 3 года назад +94

      @@plinplinplon_ you mean a full grown ass teen ?

    • @ocpopsmoke
      @ocpopsmoke 3 года назад +9

      thats only American parents Asian parents are way worse than those people who keeps saying black or mexican parents is the worse

    • @HaventSleptIn30Years
      @HaventSleptIn30Years 3 года назад +18

      @@ocpopsmoke no?

    • @HaventSleptIn30Years
      @HaventSleptIn30Years 3 года назад +35

      @@ocpopsmoke asian parents are actually pretty chill

  • @eliseeng1709
    @eliseeng1709 4 года назад +704

    4:18 “We going to eat the 4 pound steak, stir fry vegetables, and a whole salmon without rice! We are going to DIE!” 😂😂

    • @racool911
      @racool911 4 года назад +14

      Lol at least he’s not South Indian and eats Only rice

    • @professorpinmanfr
      @professorpinmanfr 4 года назад

      @@racool911 yea

    • @ThinWhiteAxe
      @ThinWhiteAxe 4 года назад +6

      Am half Vietnamese
      Cam confirm rice = life

    • @eliseeng1709
      @eliseeng1709 4 года назад +4

      ThinWhiteAxe yeah I’m have Cantonese, half Fujianese so same 😂

    • @ThinWhiteAxe
      @ThinWhiteAxe 4 года назад

      @@eliseeng1709 my white Southern half can tolerate bread as a substitute for rice, but I do need some rice at least every now and then.

  • @guestforever7541
    @guestforever7541 4 года назад +628

    Math teatcher to Nathans parents when they're little : How many hours is it in a day?
    Nathans parents : 26 hours

    • @TONWEIGH
      @TONWEIGH 4 года назад +3

      Math suuuuuuuure....

    • @zuro8553
      @zuro8553 4 года назад +7

      Teacher* They're*

    • @d.tcomma
      @d.tcomma 4 года назад +2

      wow they are wrong they are 42 hours per day

    • @heccinchonkercat
      @heccinchonkercat 4 года назад +3

      Kaden Studios they’re**

    • @kingcp0878
      @kingcp0878 4 года назад +4

      Blast RTD 40 hours a day

  • @ladynawar
    @ladynawar 3 года назад +3169

    *when you realize that in all the time they spent being upset over the state of the uncooked rice, they could have cooked rice and finished their whole meal:*

  • @connorscritsmier839
    @connorscritsmier839 3 года назад +393

    The fact that this all happened within 5 minutes is amazing.

  • @based_bed
    @based_bed 4 года назад +2047

    As an Asian the parent telling everyone what you did wrong is very very accurate.
    Edit: And the dad being hungry

  • @QuenchedGaming
    @QuenchedGaming Год назад +3

    This isn't even a sketch. This is actual footage of an asian kid forgetting to cook the rice.

  • @shuckles8970
    @shuckles8970 4 года назад +197

    At this point, there is going to be a part 2: When your mom catches you wearing shoes in the house

    • @huegvong1231
      @huegvong1231 4 года назад +2

      Omg yessssss hahahahahah 😂😂😂😂

    • @chrispuebla4807
      @chrispuebla4807 4 года назад

      Yes

    • @chobi3658
      @chobi3658 4 года назад

      I got in trouble for NOT wearing shoes inside the house

    • @lalalynqo
      @lalalynqo 4 года назад

      Omg stfu don't start it

  • @NotDeinut
    @NotDeinut 4 года назад +362

    Asian parents during a post apocalypse: Everything's fine we are going to survive
    When the rice needs a few seconds more: WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

  • @Zenmxn
    @Zenmxn 3 года назад +481

    “Ooh what do we do?”
    “Ohh how bout we beat them?”
    “Oohhh yea yeah let me get the broomstick”

    • @copter7013
      @copter7013 3 года назад +6

      I’m my family no broom stick only ZAHANDO

    • @vortexsux
      @vortexsux 3 года назад

      Oh you de-

  • @minhvu9957
    @minhvu9957 2 года назад +10

    As a native Vietnamese, I can say that his Vinglish is absolutely perfect

  • @bongodoggo5381
    @bongodoggo5381 3 года назад +154

    Not gonna lie this guy’s expression and my memories combined made me cry

  • @mushfiqkhan6459
    @mushfiqkhan6459 4 года назад +526

    Kids:It’s Nerf or Nothing
    Asians:It’s Rice or Nothing

  • @priotapermita985
    @priotapermita985 4 года назад +606

    After this video:
    Realises they could cook the rice in the time they were panicking

    • @austinbutcher8106
      @austinbutcher8106 4 года назад +14

      And i think a rice cooker can cook rise in about 5 min

    • @misc.shorts
      @misc.shorts 4 года назад +30

      @@austinbutcher8106 no what kind of crack is ur rice cooker smoking it takes like 20-30 minutes

    • @treedeku6201
      @treedeku6201 4 года назад +2

      @@misc.shorts exactly

    • @misc.shorts
      @misc.shorts 4 года назад +4

      @@treedeku6201 yeah I'm half asian and also video 100% correct happened to me last weak

    • @NoobNoobNews
      @NoobNoobNews 4 года назад +5

      @@misc.shorts Electric pressure cookers can cook rice in 5 minutes. Set it and forget it.

  • @goho7201
    @goho7201 Год назад +2

    My brain is literally overloading

    • @goho7201
      @goho7201 Год назад

      It's not fair google didn't get thrown too

  • @namjoonscrabs4147
    @namjoonscrabs4147 4 года назад +168

    Ten years old, female, Chinese, does not know how to cook the rice. Whoever said that just described me.
    I said that.

  • @chocolatemilk1762
    @chocolatemilk1762 3 года назад +376

    "I HAVE A 4.O!!" Last cry for salvation the desperation in his voice though

    • @CG100.
      @CG100. 2 года назад +5

      I was literally looking for this comment 😂😂

    • @dontusemyusername3208
      @dontusemyusername3208 2 года назад +1

      I always say things like that😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @dane4
    @dane4 4 года назад +413

    “Its not possible to cook rice in 5 minutes”
    “y u not take 5 minutes to cook da rice”

  • @fvnky15
    @fvnky15 2 года назад +7

    I love how he’s so calm then he looses all hope after he forgets to cook da rice 🍚

  • @iangeraldez1738
    @iangeraldez1738 4 года назад +1264

    Does anyone realise that they could’ve cooked rice while they were arguing

  • @Cooky_McGee
    @Cooky_McGee 4 года назад +814

    As an asian, Here's my five step plan on how to cook rice in 5 min:
    Step 1: denial
    Step 2: anger
    Step 3: bargaining
    Step 4: depression
    Step 5: acceptance

    • @awesomeii8346
      @awesomeii8346 4 года назад +31

      played out
      1. Denial: i cooked the rice, i definitely did!
      2. Anger: I SWEAR THAT I COOKED THE BLOODY RICE! STOP QUESTIONING ME RIGHT N O W. I HATE YOU!
      3. Bargaining: please rice i'm begging you, cook! I'll do anything........how about i clean your car and you cook, huh?
      4. Depression: why WHY W H Y!? waaaaahhhhaaa.........
      5. Acceptance: i guess the rice will never cook and i have to learn to move on.

    • @supercraftd2074
      @supercraftd2074 4 года назад +5

      is that a Monk reference

    • @MasMaszu2
      @MasMaszu2 4 года назад +5

      @@supercraftd2074 Isn't almost everything a reference if you are knowledgeable on certain things?

    • @supercraftd2074
      @supercraftd2074 4 года назад +2

      @@MasMaszu2 sure. sure,

    • @tarzan2441
      @tarzan2441 4 года назад +9

      U got the least asian name I’ve ever heard

  • @bbeefjerkyy4199
    @bbeefjerkyy4199 4 года назад +114

    “Answer the damn question” *is held at gunpoint*

  • @stephennapitupulu5046
    @stephennapitupulu5046 Год назад +2

    istg this is like the scariest moments of an asian kid in our entire life...

  • @Hiya8partyz
    @Hiya8partyz 4 года назад +1145

    It's shocking how realistic this is.

    • @rosecampbell4513
      @rosecampbell4513 4 года назад +7

      Lel underrated

    • @Tesseract-e1o
      @Tesseract-e1o 4 года назад +9

      @@rosecampbell4513 Nah man.

    • @hvrst6241
      @hvrst6241 4 года назад +3

      All people in my country except me and some friends
      Cause I'm half *Chinese* HA I like noodle more

    • @earl3553
      @earl3553 4 года назад +3

      Except the 26 hours a day

    • @a.g.a2473
      @a.g.a2473 4 года назад +1

      This is me when i want🍜🍜🍜🍜🍜🍜🍜

  • @xotiicfrost8553
    @xotiicfrost8553 4 года назад +323

    Who else started laughing when he was talking to Google and pulled out a gun

  • @someonerandom3609
    @someonerandom3609 3 года назад +736

    this is scarily accurate as a fellow Vietnamese not for cooking rice but more of homework, tests and grades

  • @TheNpcArmy
    @TheNpcArmy 6 месяцев назад +3

    The fact that the video is actually is 5 minutes is awesome

  • @biskut8730
    @biskut8730 4 года назад +295

    "how about we beat them?"
    "OH YES YES YES OF COURSE!!"

    • @Powertrips
      @Powertrips 4 года назад +1

      When he was talking to Google I just wanted to point out the fact that he was holding a revolver to it

    • @editzjaemaccole8281
      @editzjaemaccole8281 4 года назад +2

      King chaos XD Jesus Christ 😂😂😂😂

  • @chuloooph
    @chuloooph 3 года назад +781

    I forgot that this was supposed to be a comedy skit, I literally am fearful for Nathan during the whole time.

    • @zeynepyucekaya
      @zeynepyucekaya 2 года назад +1

      me too

    • @GamerGuild07
      @GamerGuild07 2 года назад +2

      “WE ARE GOIN TO DIE WE FORGOT THE RICE WHERE IS THE BROOMSTICK OH NO”

    • @reader-i9p
      @reader-i9p 2 года назад

      me too

  • @fatefulbrawl5838
    @fatefulbrawl5838 3 года назад +334

    _We're going to starve, we are going to die!_
    *Pulls out phone to call friend.*

    • @palalavis
      @palalavis 3 года назад +4

      Yes. We are going to stare. *stare* very much

    • @fatefulbrawl5838
      @fatefulbrawl5838 3 года назад +2

      @@palalavis 😅

    • @palalavis
      @palalavis 3 года назад

      Yes 😁

    • @iosbeast7940
      @iosbeast7940 3 года назад

      He really said i have a 4.0 after she pulls out the phone

    • @P.WPlays
      @P.WPlays 3 года назад +1

      lol

  • @mazenghassan2860
    @mazenghassan2860 2 года назад +6

    4:45 MY MAN IS HAVING A ASTHMA ATTACK OVER RICE

  • @octoberlol5902
    @octoberlol5902 3 года назад +407

    Nathan: talks while gaming
    Computer: no mic
    Headphones: no mic

    • @symezgaming
      @symezgaming 3 года назад +5

      Bluetooth headphones normally have built in mics that’s don’t stick out 🤷🏼‍♂️. Unless I’m blind I think they’re Bluetooth

    • @GokuAgain
      @GokuAgain 3 года назад

      And he playing DM ....

    • @cersan445
      @cersan445 3 года назад

      @@GokuAgain discord exists XD

    • @GokuAgain
      @GokuAgain 3 года назад

      @@cersan445 Tbh it still doesn't make any sense... It's DM. ? I don't think someone give call out while playing Deathmatch

    • @Frenub
      @Frenub 3 года назад

      Computer adio

  • @lenardnapoles8425
    @lenardnapoles8425 4 года назад +3119

    Penguins

  • @ericcartman5829
    @ericcartman5829 4 года назад +245

    Nathan: Forgets To Cook The Rice
    America: Minute Rice

    • @kennygod3402
      @kennygod3402 4 года назад +1

      dude i LOVE SOUTH PARK U HEED A HART. :3

    • @ericcartman5829
      @ericcartman5829 4 года назад +1

      @@kennygod3402 thanks btw its need not heed

    • @kennygod3402
      @kennygod3402 4 года назад +1

      no U NEED SUPER SUPER HART,
      OHHH NOO DUDE I FORGOT THE RICE IM DIE

    • @kennygod3402
      @kennygod3402 4 года назад +1

      GOD HELP ME

    • @ericcartman5829
      @ericcartman5829 4 года назад +1

      @@kennygod3402 u ok

  • @Cryzora
    @Cryzora 4 месяца назад +1

    NO why is this so relatable????

  • @krazyness_
    @krazyness_ 4 года назад +600

    And this is why they invented minute rice.

  • @stupidme4439
    @stupidme4439 4 года назад +462

    Mom: Nathan where are the broom sticks
    Nathan: I ate it

    • @arriarriarri
      @arriarriarri 4 года назад +3

      🗿🗿🗿🗿

    • @Idk-vw4zq
      @Idk-vw4zq 4 года назад +2

      Considering you spelt “Nathan” wrong your not a true fan

    • @arriarriarri
      @arriarriarri 4 года назад

      Tibeh Plays write

    • @nolife7799
      @nolife7799 4 года назад +1

      Karma_joel no one cares

    • @ngwingman7899
      @ngwingman7899 4 года назад

      No Life 77 ok boomer.

  • @aerith2094
    @aerith2094 4 года назад +15604

    ok

    • @_carrbgamingjr
      @_carrbgamingjr 4 года назад +582

      Burger King Foot Lettuce what the heck is E

    • @_sSerpeD
      @_sSerpeD 4 года назад +143

      CARRB GAMING JR lmao

    • @neil5679
      @neil5679 4 года назад +515

      An A isn’t even enough for Asian parents trust me I know I got a 98 and that’s my lowest grade my parents beat me

    • @baeseulgi1742
      @baeseulgi1742 4 года назад +94

      Neil damn

    • @juicywater5954
      @juicywater5954 4 года назад +36

      No i live in asia

  • @studyishard1146
    @studyishard1146 Год назад +2

    😂and this is me the one who remember to cook the rice and then forgot to plug in the rice cooker

  • @SmeezySpock
    @SmeezySpock 4 года назад +737

    The time they were crying they could of have been making rice

    • @nijiro3833
      @nijiro3833 4 года назад +60

      but that is how really asians are lmao. argue for like about 10 minutes before actually doing it

    • @daiskie
      @daiskie 4 года назад +5

      @@nijiro3833 HAHAHAHAHA

    • @mariaangelabandales8985
      @mariaangelabandales8985 4 года назад +63

      Hello 😡 I’m Asian and let me tell you!!
      ...it’s true😂

    • @gonzalor1447
      @gonzalor1447 4 года назад +3

      You have 69 likes on your comment, LETS GOOOO!!

    • @nightcoreace961
      @nightcoreace961 4 года назад +2

      You have 69 likes so I'm not ruining it