Dr. House outsmarts the guy who tried to sue him

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  • Опубликовано: 26 дек 2024

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  • @xientau9028
    @xientau9028 3 месяца назад +31720

    - "You have caused me considerable mental distress."
    - "Not yet. But I'm about to."

  • @GarryKunis
    @GarryKunis 4 месяца назад +45744

    When someone is glad to see you in court, be afraid, be very afraid

    • @AmyBarnes006
      @AmyBarnes006 4 месяца назад +703

      Pulled that trick when I invited a Superior Court judge to litigate an illegal order in the appellate courts. The order changed to a request REAL fast.

    • @robgillan2493
      @robgillan2493 4 месяца назад +413

      LOL My ex wife tried that on me, my lawyer absolutely destroyed her in court. Not that your point is wrong, just sometimes people are over confident

    • @denisemcdougal6445
      @denisemcdougal6445 3 месяца назад +26

      True

    • @Dzifii
      @Dzifii 3 месяца назад +68

      either he has a very powerful lawyer, or he already planned this from the beginning 😂

    • @mapmap101
      @mapmap101 3 месяца назад +8

      LOL 😭😭

  • @lugismansion2400
    @lugismansion2400 6 месяцев назад +18727

    The fact that House picked it up right away and STILL did the test for the dude is neat

    • @thesilentangel8299
      @thesilentangel8299 6 месяцев назад +648

      House: Upholding the Hippocrates Oath in the most chaotic way possible.

    • @epgamer1145
      @epgamer1145 6 месяцев назад +167

      Gotta make sure you are helpful as you turn their behavioral Deviancy against them

    • @bernardihope
      @bernardihope 6 месяцев назад +13

      @@thesilentangel8299basically 😂

    • @nahrafe
      @nahrafe 6 месяцев назад +80

      Malicious compliance

    • @dillongage
      @dillongage 6 месяцев назад +36

      ​@@thesilentangel8299 Hippocratic.

  • @racheld7528
    @racheld7528 3 месяца назад +1930

    When I watch these clips, it always shocks me when I found out he was from the UK. For how fast he has to speak and what he has to say, amazing actor!!!!

    • @Birdie0702
      @Birdie0702 3 месяца назад +72

      Hugh Laurie is one of the original cast of 'Blackadder'. He plays a very silly character who is as far removed from House as you could possibly get... He's also a talented musician, amongst many other credits, who does actually play piano in the show.

    • @racheld7528
      @racheld7528 3 месяца назад +24

      @@Birdie0702 I don’t think I’ve ever heard of Blackadder. But I’m going to look it up. Thanks!

    • @Birdie0702
      @Birdie0702 3 месяца назад

      @@racheld7528 It's a TV comedy series. They follow certain era's in history, but to a comedy fashion. Rowan Atkinson plays the main character. I'm sure you'll enjoy 😉

    • @DeterminismisFreedom
      @DeterminismisFreedom 3 месяца назад +2

      🤙 Derminism is Freedom 🤙

    • @justinankar
      @justinankar 3 месяца назад

      @@racheld7528 I actually really love Hugh Laurie in the show 'A bit of Fry & Laurie' which also stars Stephen Fry. They do all sorts of skits and musical comedy numbers. It's such a great show.

  • @Krakmak
    @Krakmak 6 месяцев назад +39836

    Bro threatened the only doctor on earth with his own dedicated law suit fund

    • @durk5331
      @durk5331 6 месяцев назад +763

      And the Impetus to Want to be Sued XD

    • @FargonNemeloc
      @FargonNemeloc 6 месяцев назад +430

      I know right?, Cuddy is a smart woman about that

    • @jessielapina1528
      @jessielapina1528 6 месяцев назад +105

      😂 I forgot this Easter egg. WHOOP HAHAHAHA 🥂

    • @tyheviadavis2807
      @tyheviadavis2807 6 месяцев назад +8

      😂😂😂😂

    • @killertrr1
      @killertrr1 6 месяцев назад +106

      Oh yeah, doesn't Cuddy say something about it in like the first 2-3 episodes of the first season?

  • @scrapdigidydog460
    @scrapdigidydog460 6 месяцев назад +416961

    It’s ironic because house is the only doctor who would intentionally cause distress in that man just for shits and giggles 😂😂

    • @ssjhasuun4177
      @ssjhasuun4177 6 месяцев назад +2948

      House is the goat

    • @thebygwayne
      @thebygwayne 6 месяцев назад +2494

      I guess you could say it was for… shiggles

    • @theobserver314
      @theobserver314 6 месяцев назад +403

      ​@@thebygwayne
      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
      Funny.

    • @xboxgamer8381
      @xboxgamer8381 6 месяцев назад +411

      @@thebygwaynegits and shiggles

    • @Beee001
      @Beee001 6 месяцев назад +72

      Like for real

  • @cheyennemonger4522
    @cheyennemonger4522 6 месяцев назад +41288

    Guy, "You've caused me considerable mental distress."
    House, "Mission Accomplished."

    • @thecaretaker9571
      @thecaretaker9571 6 месяцев назад +96

      When house has the same life mission as you

    • @BxCortez2050
      @BxCortez2050 6 месяцев назад +9

      😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

    • @NClark
      @NClark 6 месяцев назад +43

      It was cut out in this clip, but House responds, "I certainly hope so!"

    • @iandominicramos435
      @iandominicramos435 6 месяцев назад +10

      “Great, now onto some more. In front of the whole state😂”

    • @2adamast
      @2adamast 6 месяцев назад +10

      The "distressing questions" being relevant is a nice touch.

  • @Vortex0264
    @Vortex0264 4 месяца назад +385

    Gyu :- you've caused me "considerable mental distress"
    House :- ya that's my middle name.

    • @Diortelon
      @Diortelon 2 месяца назад +8

      The M.D in the title is for Mental Distress.

  • @bgcno2
    @bgcno2 5 месяцев назад +2335

    House knows that his wife finding out he has gonorrhea will cost him way more than anything that malpractice suit will ever give him

    • @nazatulsyah
      @nazatulsyah 2 месяца назад +137

      Yeah, and he knows that dude doesn't even have a lawyer 😂 Or if he does, they are clearly incompetent for allowing the client to serve papers.

    • @trif55
      @trif55 2 месяца назад +14

      how does a wifes nail file stab do that? confused

    • @drackoex
      @drackoex 2 месяца назад +32

      ​@trif55 you sweet summer child.

    • @trif55
      @trif55 2 месяца назад +6

      @@drackoex I read more and it's abo using the nail file to pop a blister or something?

    • @jamesmackes4531
      @jamesmackes4531 2 месяца назад

      ​@@trif55 the wife already suspected infidelity and stabbed him as a result. Nail file is used on your hands, which are the dirtiest part of your body, easy to get an infection from it.

  • @castle9165
    @castle9165 6 месяцев назад +31755

    This guy figured out my entire plan and is actively encouraging me to do it. Clearly this is a sign I should continue.

    • @pianoman5259
      @pianoman5259 6 месяцев назад +496

      (Clearly this guy just wants me to succeed in life)

    • @samofohachinweuba1641
      @samofohachinweuba1641 6 месяцев назад +83

      you do know that he can sue house for not treating him right?

    • @jackmusdash
      @jackmusdash 6 месяцев назад +540

      @@samofohachinweuba1641he didn’t refuse to treat the guy, the guy is suing him there for House can no longer treat him

    • @emeliakumi2399
      @emeliakumi2399 6 месяцев назад +28

      follow your dreams. All of it.

    • @wrangler065
      @wrangler065 6 месяцев назад +92

      house is like sherlock holmes, he sees all and knows all which I'm guessing why he said run some test because he knew the guy had gonorrhea..which is why he told the guy go get tested for it and these papers are mine😂

  • @nicknyk7174
    @nicknyk7174 6 месяцев назад +28761

    House went: "I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me."

    • @leotamer5
      @leotamer5 6 месяцев назад +160

      He sues people to get money. He provoked someone he knew was going to sue him to get out of the clinic for a couple of days.

    • @jr5067
      @jr5067 6 месяцев назад +29

      Watchmen, love it

    • @JarodHaws
      @JarodHaws 6 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@jr5067 why did my brain go the cage fight in spiderman 1?

    • @piemon22222
      @piemon22222 6 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@JarodHaws because that's where the quote is from

    • @JarodHaws
      @JarodHaws 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@piemon22222 I can't find it tho

  • @Blindluck92
    @Blindluck92 4 месяца назад +282

    "You've caused me considerable mental distress."
    And the day's still young!

  • @EddyMunoz-lw8dt
    @EddyMunoz-lw8dt 6 месяцев назад +244078

    bro thought the infinite money glitch wasnt patched 😂

    • @DorianC
      @DorianC 6 месяцев назад +519

      1000th like

    • @XAMEREN
      @XAMEREN 6 месяцев назад +769

      ​@@DorianCbrother broke the no-comment streak

    • @DorianC
      @DorianC 6 месяцев назад +248

      crazy how it even went that long without comments

    • @coinger1763
      @coinger1763 6 месяцев назад +355

      i love how this implies that house is the patch to the infinite money glitch

    • @SB35702
      @SB35702 6 месяцев назад +326

      Technically it wasn't, he just tried to use an NPC dialog exploit on another player.

  • @briancheng1743
    @briancheng1743 6 месяцев назад +129036

    at what point he thought"this guy knows imma sue and still not scared, imma sue him anyway" was a good idea?

    • @unaztecamas1683
      @unaztecamas1683 6 месяцев назад +4945

      Human condition brother, I've seen people harrass pitbull cuase they "know it will attack sooner or later" ..... meditate on this paradox. I still haven't solved it.

    • @brettxsmith
      @brettxsmith 6 месяцев назад +1684

      Doesn't change the fact that he's going to sue anyway. Answered the "lawyer" question with "why would I sue you?" instead of "why my lawyer?".
      Most legal departments will settle because any trial would become a circus and often cost more than the settlement.

    • @mr.switchblade604
      @mr.switchblade604 6 месяцев назад +741

      ​@@unaztecamas1683 It's caused by idiocy and entitlement. Obviously the pitbull is going to attack if you're harassing it. Any dog will do that

    • @alexanderfriton3713
      @alexanderfriton3713 6 месяцев назад

      @@mr.switchblade604 Sure but only pitbulls throw themselves through windows to maul innocent children doing nothing to them. Not exactly the same thing as any other reactive dog.

    • @lordsathariel4384
      @lordsathariel4384 6 месяцев назад +322

      @@unaztecamas1683 yep people poke sh't especially when they think it's dangerous iv seen people turn around surprised that annoying the most dangerous person they know ended horribly.
      Iv been studying this human behaviour for over 7 years still i don't understand it.

  • @ronniebauman28
    @ronniebauman28 6 месяцев назад +62852

    "These are mine now." 😂

    • @markforbus6794
      @markforbus6794 6 месяцев назад +269

      House: I'm smarter than you are.

    • @FreeFalling2d
      @FreeFalling2d 6 месяцев назад +78

      The little ahah first😂

    • @unji3418
      @unji3418 6 месяцев назад +36

      fr tho bro wanted to get sued lol

    • @cvernon5256
      @cvernon5256 6 месяцев назад +138

      And they are! Once you've been served your papers like that, it is indeed yours.
      That's my understanding, at least.

    • @dgameryoutube5045
      @dgameryoutube5045 6 месяцев назад +13

      I mean if toy dont want them to have em dont give em to them

  • @jjthegymrat2717
    @jjthegymrat2717 3 месяца назад +50

    Still one of the best shows in my 45 years on this earth!

    • @DeterminismisFreedom
      @DeterminismisFreedom 3 месяца назад +1

      I was going to write a paragraph but since you sad 'one of' I'll just agree and move on.

    • @Stuart-w6o
      @Stuart-w6o 9 дней назад

      Hospital/Doctor drama series yes.

  • @ashismyname
    @ashismyname 5 месяцев назад +23276

    It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits

    • @numbingcactus153
      @numbingcactus153 5 месяцев назад +316

      haha.
      :(

    • @tangelabedford8083
      @tangelabedford8083 5 месяцев назад +49

      😂😂😂

    • @Hefay
      @Hefay 5 месяцев назад +100

      I'm laughing way to hard at this imma have to steal this 1. 😂😂😂

    • @Edmar_Thorn
      @Edmar_Thorn 5 месяцев назад +80

      @@numbingcactus153 Found the one who giggled and shat ^.^

    • @LittlFoxy
      @LittlFoxy 5 месяцев назад +26

      this made me giggle

  • @advantageous-me
    @advantageous-me 6 месяцев назад +50355

    Man: "I'm here to f*** around".
    House: "No worries... I'm here to help you find out".

    • @RobbyBezos
      @RobbyBezos 6 месяцев назад +225

      Best comment goes to u brother😂💪🏽

    • @kendrawilliams5944
      @kendrawilliams5944 5 месяцев назад +95

      This is the one!!! 😂😂😂😂

    • @laztywayne7862
      @laztywayne7862 5 месяцев назад +67

      This comment legit 🔥😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 needs 100k likes

    • @TedBundysGhost
      @TedBundysGhost 5 месяцев назад +28

      So glad you repeated the most overused phrase of the last 5 years

    • @nouryy
      @nouryy 5 месяцев назад +13

      😂

  • @sherlockholmes6332
    @sherlockholmes6332 6 месяцев назад +97653

    "Certainly hope so" 😂😂😂

    • @FatNebraskaMom
      @FatNebraskaMom 6 месяцев назад +111

      House is a legend. 😂😂❤❤

    • @jaycastro3077
      @jaycastro3077 6 месяцев назад +39

      @@FatNebraskaMomcrazy we broke the streak

    • @Wesplaylist
      @Wesplaylist 6 месяцев назад +9

      I loved that too. The has comebacks so quick 😳😁

    • @DONTCALLMETHAT
      @DONTCALLMETHAT 6 месяцев назад +2

      Sent me 😂

    • @twilightlover893
      @twilightlover893 3 месяца назад +1

      I’m crying 😂

  • @deelinamancha4601
    @deelinamancha4601 5 месяцев назад +74

    It’s good they pointed this one out it sad when innocent doctors have to go through this and have that by their name

    • @DeterminismisFreedom
      @DeterminismisFreedom 3 месяца назад

      🤙 🤙 Determinism is Freedom 🤙 🤙

    • @jakeolthof
      @jakeolthof 7 дней назад

      I wish I knew an innocent doctor. This fictional doctor is more like me than any doctor I have found.

  • @adamraines6696
    @adamraines6696 6 месяцев назад +30083

    if i went to a doctor with suing him in mind and he put together in a few minutes that i was trying to do that i’d leave and probably give up on that idea lol

    • @Wizardlybat
      @Wizardlybat 6 месяцев назад +455

      Nah fr. Ofc he had something up his sleeve if he was still willing to treat the guy. "Patient" didn't think this through very well lol

    • @wtfftw3000
      @wtfftw3000 6 месяцев назад +141

      Sadly there's a good amount of bad people that would probably still do what this guy is doing because 1 money, and 2 less work.

    • @ZT1ST
      @ZT1ST 6 месяцев назад +100

      To be fair, he did try to leave.
      House said he was still willing to treat him.
      Though...yeah, the fact that he followed up with a lawsuit is pretty funny shortly afterwards.

    • @ph4tboy
      @ph4tboy 6 месяцев назад

      The people who spend their life making vexatious claims are not the sharpest tools in the shed.

    • @crnkmnky
      @crnkmnky 6 месяцев назад +36

      ​@@ZT1ST 🤔 Since the only reason he was injured in the first place was to sue yet another doctor, he might as well follow through.
      He probably went straight home and injured himself again, but why waste a perfectly unpleasant hospital visit by not filing another lawsuit?

  • @Colson-R
    @Colson-R 6 месяцев назад +25154

    “You have caused me significant mental distress”
    House: “lets fucking go lads”

    • @fatui_yozora
      @fatui_yozora 6 месяцев назад +153

      Funny considering House's actor is British

    • @jameshawkins1781
      @jameshawkins1781 6 месяцев назад +62

      @@fatui_yozora Precisely what I came here to say. Hugh Laurie for the win.

    • @michaelpetras1613
      @michaelpetras1613 6 месяцев назад +5

      Clip

    • @Bl00Buttons
      @Bl00Buttons 6 месяцев назад +65

      Patient: "You have caused me significant mental distress."
      House: "Yes, causing patients distress is the only fun I get to have during mandatory clinic hours."

    • @durk5331
      @durk5331 6 месяцев назад +14

      @@Bl00Buttons This is Sooo freakin' True..... The shit he's done to people during Clinic Hours XD

  • @extinctcoder6007
    @extinctcoder6007 6 месяцев назад +15397

    “You’ve caused me considerable mental distress.”
    “Well I certainly hope so.”

    • @zhollamychalis4252
      @zhollamychalis4252 6 месяцев назад +38

      no rest for the wicked...

    • @meatballevader4640
      @meatballevader4640 6 месяцев назад

      @@zhollamychalis4252No balls for the nutsack

    • @NapoleonBorn2Party
      @NapoleonBorn2Party 6 месяцев назад +24

      How would you not think twice when you hear that?

    • @johnshea0905
      @johnshea0905 6 месяцев назад +5

      Yeah thats what he said

    • @pokeystar101
      @pokeystar101 6 месяцев назад

      ​@johnshea0905 you want a badge,?'tu

  • @delmaneboshoff5610
    @delmaneboshoff5610 5 месяцев назад +37

    Dr Gregory House. My all time favourite doc. Wish I had a doctor like him. Straight up. No BS.

    • @cynthiasavage120
      @cynthiasavage120 3 месяца назад

      I had one, no bs kinda guy. I adored him. He spoiled me. House calls for me til 1990, they were unheard of then. He wasn't House, but he got it done.

    • @ginnyfun
      @ginnyfun 2 месяца назад +1

      Don't forget how brilliant House is...

    • @stalinjosefstalin480
      @stalinjosefstalin480 2 месяца назад

      Didn’t House help a girl cover up the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend?

    • @darcymoon2109
      @darcymoon2109 2 месяца назад

      And competant

  • @beastgalaxy295
    @beastgalaxy295 6 месяцев назад +12799

    When people call you out on your bullshit, that is a warning to NOT try it on them.

    • @LucanVaris
      @LucanVaris 5 месяцев назад +187

      Oh please. What could they possibly do, when I fu-
      *_finds out quickly and painfully._*

    • @galaxydragon1234
      @galaxydragon1234 5 месяцев назад +11

      I have the same picture and almost same name as you

    • @princessmimi6776
      @princessmimi6776 5 месяцев назад +12

      So people never learn

    • @PNWRideAlongs
      @PNWRideAlongs 5 месяцев назад +20

      Can't bullshit a bullshitter

    • @fookyu1691
      @fookyu1691 5 месяцев назад +11

      Especially if you haven’t even tried them yet. Baby, just gone head b/c they are READY💯😂

  • @lordpalandus11
    @lordpalandus11 5 месяцев назад +2304

    Guy "You've caused me considerable mental distress." House: "I'm insulted... I've not even started yet."

    • @mistersayless323
      @mistersayless323 3 месяца назад +1

      House: "now either I'm...REALLY good at pissing people off.......OR, the more probable option; you're just a whiny bitch that expects everyone to do shit for you and that "nothing is your fault cause why would it???" Well grow up asshole, the real world is here and it's getting ready to kick your ass"

  • @Stytchless
    @Stytchless 6 месяцев назад +28770

    “I’m going to sue you!” 😈
    “You have gonorrhea.” 🙂

    • @thatonereallyoldbaguette
      @thatonereallyoldbaguette 6 месяцев назад +281

      Its most definitely the other way around with the emojis

    • @inanutshells
      @inanutshells 6 месяцев назад +422

      ​@@thatonereallyoldbaguette
      Nah the current one is funnier

    • @Im.Yer.Huckleberry
      @Im.Yer.Huckleberry 6 месяцев назад +196

      ​ @thatonereallyoldbaguette
      Nah, House doesn't need the horns. He couldn't've been more smiles if they'd've been drawn on. 😂

    • @eragonbook4
      @eragonbook4 6 месяцев назад +31

      And no doctor that wants to see you

    • @oceanbee3667
      @oceanbee3667 6 месяцев назад +16

      this vexes me

  • @gurglequeen433
    @gurglequeen433 4 месяца назад +95

    Statistically he was going to run into a doctor who didn't give a fuck.

  • @PichuStardust
    @PichuStardust 6 месяцев назад +23995

    I'm sure these scams can only happen so many times before the judge just throws them out the window

    • @PichuStardust
      @PichuStardust 6 месяцев назад +466

      @alanlvr36 what happens when they find out that they do this on multiple occasions, suing doctor after doctor after doctor.

    • @JgHaverty
      @JgHaverty 6 месяцев назад +1254

      @@alanlvr36 judges absolutely do do this lol. Frivolous lawsuits happen a lot, and this guy doing these by himself opens it up for return processes and litigation to happen.
      Also, not sure where you got your law degree from, but judges *ABSOLUTELY* take previous judgements and cases into consideration. Are you crazy? Its called "precedence". Every case is weighed in merit to everything else lol. Please stop giving "Advice"; no offense but you definitely have no idea what youre talking about.

    • @JgHaverty
      @JgHaverty 6 месяцев назад

      @@PichuStardust Ignore this guy, google "Setting precedence legal" and "frivolous lawsuit dismissal" will also get you info you want.

    • @QHalvorson
      @QHalvorson 6 месяцев назад +51

      @@PichuStardust it can get to the point of an investigation more or less, but it going into the criminal realm would be unfair to even call it rare. It’s essentially nonexistent. If they can say it’s intentional done to harass or the like, then it could include sanctions though…who-hoo rofl
      It can paint the plaintiff in a bad light though to the judges&any potential jurors. High Frequency Litigants is the legalese for it, or commonly known as serial litigants. Vexatious Litigant is one who uses to harass. To avoid getting those labels to reduce the negative impact, one could space them out, make sure they have substance to the claims, &obviously not go with the same claims all the time. Some HFLs are legitimate though&have just been unlucky, the ADA results in some people becoming HFLs because of the Disabilities Act, but of course many of those are also frivolous&seen as a way for financial gain.

    • @adamleblanc5294
      @adamleblanc5294 6 месяцев назад +86

      @@alanlvr36 They can actually do this. The courts can issue a Vexatious Litigant Orders, which requires the courts to approve any law suits before they can be filled. It's only issued in extreme cases, after warnings and other sanctions have been issued.

  • @newyou6210
    @newyou6210 6 месяцев назад +6135

    You could see the glint in house's eyes. Finally something to spruce up his day

    • @annab5369
      @annab5369 5 месяцев назад +22

      Anything to make clinic exciting!

    • @albratgaming2348
      @albratgaming2348 5 месяцев назад +73

      @@annab5369 House realised that if he gets sued while doing clinic.. The judge can actually ban him from clinic duties to protect others from his abusive attitude... Since he has been sued for it.
      So House wants the lawsuit. To get out of clinic.

    • @Shywolf2
      @Shywolf2 4 месяца назад

      @@albratgaming2348yknow... I never thought of that... but it makes complete sense now.

    • @dhanurs8085
      @dhanurs8085 4 месяца назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @stock_movie1875
      @stock_movie1875 3 месяца назад

      ​@@albratgaming2348irony is that it didn't work because the guy was basically running scams to sue doctors for mental distress.

  • @payephyoaung1241
    @payephyoaung1241 6 месяцев назад +10041

    "should it?"😂😂

  • @rash9488
    @rash9488 3 месяца назад +78

    One of the things I love about House is that it taught me to think outsidethe box. I'm a nurse and suggested to a a Dr. to run a PSA on a pt.....she said "But he's only 15". My reply, exactly, why does he have urinary inconsititancy at 15? Saved his life.

    • @angelaseymour4464
      @angelaseymour4464 3 месяца назад +3

      What is urinary “inconsititancy”?
      I don’t understand this diagnosis. I’m thinking this was a spell check gone wrong? Incontinence? Dysuria? Urinary retention? Frequency? Pyuria?(which would indicate an STD, can be suspected in a sexually active 15 y/o)
      Just curious about what the kid ended up with and what you caught with the PSA/free PSA. You are suggesting he had Prostate CA and y’all caught it with the PSA test. With a 15 year old, it would not be my first response either, but probably would have ordered just to r/o that pathway.

    • @rash9488
      @rash9488 3 месяца назад +5

      @@angelaseymour4464 Yeah didn't even notice the spell check. Incontinence is what I meant. I can barely spell my own name TBH.

    • @angelaseymour4464
      @angelaseymour4464 3 месяца назад

      @@rash9488that’s cool. I was just rewriting my comment too. Just wondering what y’all caught. I would not have thought PSA either but glad you did.

    • @angelaseymour4464
      @angelaseymour4464 3 месяца назад

      @@rash9488 the best doctors are usually surrounded by the best nurses!!

    • @knrdvmmlbkkn
      @knrdvmmlbkkn 2 месяца назад

      PSA? Public service announcement?

  • @jademoon7938
    @jademoon7938 6 месяцев назад +7903

    House absolutely HATED working clinic hours on this show. This is actually common, I’ve had doctors who have to work ER shifts to maintain their certifications to work in hospitals. So, part of his job is to do clinic rotations, and he did legit everything he could to get out of it. Being sued means he cannot take patients in the clinic until it’s cleared. He was loving every moment of this and knew from the start being sued meant no clinic hours and he also just enjoyed screwing with people. But yeah this was to escape clinic rotations for a bit lol.

    • @dantekyle1775
      @dantekyle1775 6 месяцев назад +248

      Forgot he was doing that. Nice way to get outta crap work.

    • @epgamer1145
      @epgamer1145 6 месяцев назад +27

      What a way to trash at your job

    • @jademoon7938
      @jademoon7938 6 месяцев назад

      @@epgamer1145 He’s the world’s leading diagnostician in the show, he only gets patients that other doctors fail to diagnose and so they can’t treat them, he has (over the life of the show) 3-6 of the best and brightest graduates from medical school and it’s like THE residency that everyone wants because he’s so brilliant.
      But he’s also incredibly miserable and he’s very very hooked on pain pills because his leg needed to be amputated at one point and he refused so now he’s just trapped in unending agony and can’t really walk. He requires a cane.
      No matter what he does, he never gets reprimanded very harshly, because the hospital admin doesn’t want to lose the prestige he brings to the hospital. They’re world renowned because of House. He’s crazy and rude and superhumanly brilliant.
      It makes the show fun to watch. It isn’t realistic. You can’t have a doctor practicing medicine while actively in the throes of a very bad pill add1ction. He even makes his residents break into patient’s homes to do recon because he thinks everyone is a liar. It’s just entertainment.

    • @jademoon7938
      @jademoon7938 6 месяцев назад +215

      @@dantekyle1775 He did the most batsh1t crazy stuff on that show to get out of clinic rotations lol… He would page Cuddy for consults on things like common cold and rashes hoping she’d get so annoyed she’d stop making him do them… In one episode he started calling people by their medical concerns to prove he had no more patients so he could leave but really they were all there and just didn’t want to be like, “Weird Discharge? Yeah that’s me!” Lmao.., Ridiculous but entertaining fr…..

    • @pailvengence3
      @pailvengence3 6 месяцев назад +84

      Thank you for explaining the reasoning. It was obvious he wanted to go through with it but the short didn't explain his intent

  • @Kyodie-bz1sf
    @Kyodie-bz1sf 6 месяцев назад +1971

    "I didn't say I wouldn't treat you."
    - Dr. House, every god damned time

    • @FenrirEX
      @FenrirEX 6 месяцев назад +15

      When House took the Hippocratic Oath, he never meant verbal harm.

    • @johngao1971
      @johngao1971 6 месяцев назад +6

      le me translate "im gonna have some fun now"

    • @bamsbeyrek9728
      @bamsbeyrek9728 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@FenrirEX He instead took the "Hypocritic" Oath in this case.
      He repeatedly harmed people when experimenting on them, even though it's to find a cure/treatment.

  • @DementedDarkness546
    @DementedDarkness546 6 месяцев назад +1530

    When your opponent knows what's in your hand and doesn't blink, you should probably fold.

    • @andrewgreeb916
      @andrewgreeb916 6 месяцев назад +14

      just don't fold right before the reveal, that's how you lose a winning hand

    • @SilentCyborg11
      @SilentCyborg11 6 месяцев назад +4

      So what happens next ? Why house took the papers at the end?

    • @real.jimmy23
      @real.jimmy23 6 месяцев назад +6

      @@SilentCyborg11 gonorrhea man gets fines

    • @SilentCyborg11
      @SilentCyborg11 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@real.jimmy23 is it some kind of law ? Or House sues him back ?

    • @real.jimmy23
      @real.jimmy23 6 месяцев назад

      @@SilentCyborg11 idk i live in GB

  • @RW77777777
    @RW77777777 5 месяцев назад +24

    the guy who tried to blackmail Batman;
    "Good Luck"
    -Morgan Freeman

  • @nixon.herban
    @nixon.herban 6 месяцев назад +2340

    Fun fact; people with entitlement behaviour will do things like this often, that’s why all hospital workers document everything. And when I mean everything I mean THE DOCUMENT EVERHTING

    • @boydmccollum692
      @boydmccollum692 6 месяцев назад +48

      That’s true but from personal experience they don’t always document things correctly.

    • @nixon.herban
      @nixon.herban 6 месяцев назад +23

      @@boydmccollum692 yeah. It’s always just what’s gonna protect them from getting fired

    • @Kontroll343
      @Kontroll343 6 месяцев назад +6

      It's always good to document everhting lmao I just picture an Asian person saying this

    • @cyanideisfun
      @cyanideisfun 6 месяцев назад +16

      As a hospital worker...we document EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING. If the big shots in suits started telling us we needed to document when the patient sneezes or coughs, you can bet we're documenting every single sniffle and cleared throat!

    • @Swordsman99k
      @Swordsman99k 6 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@boydmccollum692 People's bad memory doesn't alter the direct quotes on the medical record 😂

  • @Wassup252
    @Wassup252 6 месяцев назад +4240

    Fun fact: the author of Sherlock Holmes was a medical student who was taught to observe the patient carefully to give medical diagnosis much like House, this is what inspired Sherlock Holmes

    • @megholl2124
      @megholl2124 6 месяцев назад +131

      Sir Arthur Conan Doyle was also a general practitioner for 10 years before becoming an ophthalmologist (which he viewed as a failed pursuit). He only ever stopped medicine and became a full time author after nearly dying of influenza.

    • @garthrogers2269
      @garthrogers2269 6 месяцев назад +134

      House = Holmes
      Wilson = Watson.

    • @ExhaustedScarf
      @ExhaustedScarf 6 месяцев назад +64

      What’s even better is that house is based on Sherlock Holmes.

    • @humanmalefromearth
      @humanmalefromearth 6 месяцев назад +68

      He was inspired by his colleague Dr. Joseph Bell and the character of Holmes is based on him. In the show, Wilson gifts House a book written by Dr.Joseph Bell, a nice little reference to this detail.

    • @Jimmehftw
      @Jimmehftw 6 месяцев назад +8

      ​@@ExhaustedScarfwhat surpised me is that comment leaver either forgot to mention it or hasn't seen the fact that house is based on holmes which seems unlikely.

  • @kocar0021
    @kocar0021 6 месяцев назад +4217

    😂😂😂 "Ah, ah. These are mine now. I'll see you in court." One of House's best lines. (S1 E2: "Paternity")

    • @habibasaleh8226
      @habibasaleh8226 6 месяцев назад +29

      I just watched it,its not the episode 😢😢..which one is it??

    • @dedankreaper_5055
      @dedankreaper_5055 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@habibasaleh8226 Season 1 episode 2.

    • @noestt
      @noestt 6 месяцев назад +35

      @@habibasaleh8226 season 1 episode 2? the first scene is around 24:44 mins into the episode

    • @douglassgarvey653
      @douglassgarvey653 6 месяцев назад +22

      @@habibasaleh8226oh wait it’s season 1 episode 2 the paternity. My bad

    • @talebmahmoud2692
      @talebmahmoud2692 6 месяцев назад +8

      Season 21?!

  • @ZhouTai08
    @ZhouTai08 5 месяцев назад +9

    I always admired House’s personality. The masterful weaponization of sarcasm is so funny to me 😂

    • @alexc4300
      @alexc4300 8 дней назад

      Writers must be British …

  • @Bjorn556
    @Bjorn556 6 месяцев назад +2714

    House will literally make you have a panic attack for shits and giggles he doesn’t care and I love that

    • @bruce4139
      @bruce4139 5 месяцев назад +7

      Because he is the best and knows sometimes that helps

    • @r-w-r
      @r-w-r 5 месяцев назад +12

      He's a people person.

    • @littlebigb5370
      @littlebigb5370 4 месяца назад

      He can and has caused SEIZURES just because he could.

    • @Aki-kh2qe-StreetKidZZZ
      @Aki-kh2qe-StreetKidZZZ 3 месяца назад

      I want a doctor just like that

    • @rogueranger7989
      @rogueranger7989 3 месяца назад

      Educated Guess 😂

  • @djcfrompt
    @djcfrompt 6 месяцев назад +1669

    You'd think a fella who's sued every doctor is a 60 mile radius would know that you can't serve papers in your own case.

    • @mamabear3887
      @mamabear3887 6 месяцев назад +30

      Yup. 😂

    • @heisafraid
      @heisafraid 6 месяцев назад +54

      As someone who has no idea how it works in America…what are those papers? I keep seeing people being handed “papers” in movies and it’s handed to that specific person, why? Why not a phone call? An email? Why can’t he give him his own papers?

    • @slytherpuff2010
      @slytherpuff2010 6 месяцев назад +95

      @@heisafraidbecause (as far as I’ve heard) when the person is handed the papers in person, they can’t turn around and say they didn’t receive them. If it was any other way, the person could also say “I wasn’t informed”.

    • @djcfrompt
      @djcfrompt 6 месяцев назад +136

      @@heisafraid legal notice of a lawsuit. You can't serve papers in your own case because you the plaintiff have a vested interest in the service being done incorrectly - if you throw the papers on someone's trash can and say "I served the papers by hand delivery to their address", you can get the court to issue a default judgement without the defendant actually being notified of the lawsuit, which would violate the defendant's due process rights. The court may allow methods other than delivery of papers depending on local laws, but the point is that it has to be done fairly to ensure that the defendant is fully aware that they're being sued and has the chance to respond.

    • @captainotto
      @captainotto 6 месяцев назад +33

      The guy that's sued every doctor in a 60 mile radius may also be running low on lawyers!

  • @Megpie8
    @Megpie8 6 месяцев назад +5473

    John Funsten came to the clinic with an abcess on his knee. House worked out that he had originally had a small pus filled sac, but had decided to try to relieve the pressure with something like a nail file, which only made it worse. Funsten tried to deny it at first, then admitted it. House offered Funsten a Vicodin for the pain which Funsten happily accepted.
    House then looked at the patient file and realized that Funsten lived 70 miles away from Princeton. When Funsten didn't have a reason for being in Princeton, House surmised, correctly, that he wasn't allowed to go to any closer hospital, probably because he was in litigation with them. Funsten denied it, or that he wanted to sue House, but House started asking him inappropriate questions because that would help a malpractice case. Thinking House will also refuse to treat him, House tells him to stay put and that he will drain the pus and run lab tests to make sure it isn't anything serious.
    House is dead on - Funsten returns almost immediately to serve a malpractice suit and House isn't surprised. He's also ready for him. He tells Funsten that he has gonorrhea and that House is duty bound to tell the state's medical officer of health. They will tell his wife so she can get tested. House says he would run another test, but he's not going to. He tells Funsten that since they're in litigation, he can't give him the test results, but it should be easy to prove he's clean - he just has to find another doctor to run another test.

    • @moonfish6588
      @moonfish6588 6 месяцев назад +916

      Thank you paragraph person. You're doing the Lord's work ❤ I had to scroll a bit too long to find this tbh

    • @jasonmurdoc9533
      @jasonmurdoc9533 5 месяцев назад +375

      I’m still confused does he have gonorrhea? Does his wife not know that he scams people? What does this do necessarily?

    • @Megpie8
      @Megpie8 5 месяцев назад

      @@jasonmurdoc9533 they leave it open ended with this little “check mate” moment but I could speculate if it helps you close the chapter in your head: he doesn’t have gonorrhea but since John is an asshole, house wants to humiliate him so says since they’re in litigation he will report that John has it to the state and they’ll call his wife to let her know she’s been exposed. Whether he could have it or not, his wife would theoretically not believe him saying it’s a false positive if she’s told by the state and his chances of getting another doctor SOMEWHERE to retest and confirm he doesn’t have it are slim bc he’s sued so many that no one will treat him. So he would have to consider dropping the litigation or call Houses bluff on the test results and hope he can find someone else to retest him so he can get the quick money he wants at the potential cost of his marriage

    • @Megpie8
      @Megpie8 5 месяцев назад +193

      @@moonfish6588 peace be with you, my child. LOL I don’t mind dropping in the wiki summaries for the greater good haha

    • @fieryvale
      @fieryvale 5 месяцев назад +672

      @@jasonmurdoc9533 Gonorrhea is an STD. I would assume that it's true that he does have it (you don't need a second test for that.)
      His wife is not necessarily complicit in his scams, but probably is. The point is, the woman from whom he contracted gonorrhea is most likely NOT his wife.

  • @Lanoira13
    @Lanoira13 5 месяцев назад +27

    House was like "Jokes on you, I'm my hospital's pet legal nightmare! This is going to be their easiest case in my entire career."

  • @jacobcombs1106
    @jacobcombs1106 6 месяцев назад +1146

    That "these are mine now" has some serious "Nows yous can't leave" energy.

  • @royaltyshittu4753
    @royaltyshittu4753 6 месяцев назад +790

    If someone knew my intentions and 100% called out my bullshit I'll probably stop my shenanigans

    • @randolphdawn84
      @randolphdawn84 6 месяцев назад +22

      A lot of people dig in their heels and double down on the shenanigans 😂

    • @LegendArie2.0
      @LegendArie2.0 6 месяцев назад +11

      You have accountability, some people don't...

    • @privatemhillson2521
      @privatemhillson2521 6 месяцев назад +1

      My bestie and I call eachother out for everything, then we giggle while doing shenanigans together. That's what real friendship is.

    • @royaltyshittu4753
      @royaltyshittu4753 6 месяцев назад

      @@privatemhillson2521 except that's not the context we are applying here

    • @BIBICRANE
      @BIBICRANE 6 месяцев назад

      Some just don't have the enough brain cells capabilities

  • @elitecharon
    @elitecharon 5 месяцев назад +1113

    House literally told the dude what he was tryna accomplish here and he STILL went ahead and did it anyway. Calling him stupid is a disrespect to stupid people at this point 🤣🤣

    • @keystr0ke
      @keystr0ke 5 месяцев назад

      oh wow yeah this actor is sooo much dumber than you.

    • @BOHICA_
      @BOHICA_ 5 месяцев назад +7

      tryna? Ebonics much?

    • @marcuslesesne6239
      @marcuslesesne6239 5 месяцев назад

      @@BOHICA_ crazy how you read this comment and chose to respond with that dumb shit. Stay blessed

    • @John-if2uz
      @John-if2uz 5 месяцев назад +26

      @@BOHICA_… ur rage bait right

    • @tuckergrimes4189
      @tuckergrimes4189 5 месяцев назад +8

      ​@@BOHICA_ Found an ifunnier out in the wild holy shit

  • @TinaDudley-id2nm
    @TinaDudley-id2nm 3 месяца назад +13

    Love House!!! I’ve watched every episode at least twice.

    • @ferrero8575
      @ferrero8575 2 месяца назад

      what episode and season was this? im just starting up😂❤❤❤

  • @TheFrostDrake
    @TheFrostDrake 6 месяцев назад +137

    Repeated offense of wrongfullyvsueing hospials should lose him his right to sue hospitals. Its criminal

    • @In0god0we0trust
      @In0god0we0trust 6 месяцев назад +15

      Due to years of lobbying by medical associations, it’s actually quite difficult to sue doctors.
      Even when they have done something wrong.

  • @vond5829
    @vond5829 6 месяцев назад +422

    Battle Strat 101: Don't proceed with the plans that your enemy is already aware of.
    Dude should've bailed the moment he knew House knows

    • @josephpena6181
      @josephpena6181 6 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @tyanttaylor60
      @tyanttaylor60 6 месяцев назад +1

      Please 😂🎯🤣 Preach

    • @fanofmetal1
      @fanofmetal1 6 месяцев назад

      He did try a tactical retreat. House out flanked him and had a treatment for that.

  • @PhillyFail
    @PhillyFail 6 месяцев назад +1083

    Also technically even though it's a show, The guy is not legally allowed to serve the papers for court himself he has to have someone else do it it's illegal to serve your own papers.

    • @bobbob-gx1iq
      @bobbob-gx1iq 6 месяцев назад +86

      A lot of times these type of people try to keep the smallest paper trail possible so even though they are willing to sue they first approach with an intent to sue to try and get a quick settlement out of court and without court records. Basically give me money and I will sign that I won't sue you

    • @christopherrto
      @christopherrto 6 месяцев назад +44

      Depends, I've served my own papers every time I didn't send it registered mail and haven't broken any laws. In my jurisdiction only family law stuff can't be served personally, civil is free game.

    • @Victorianous
      @Victorianous 6 месяцев назад +16

      I think in most states it's an optional service for a fee to have the sheriff's office serve papers otherwise you do so yourself or have a process server do it.

    • @walshofficial
      @walshofficial 6 месяцев назад +6

      How many people are you suing lad?​@christopherrto

    • @Val-hz3fc
      @Val-hz3fc 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@walshofficialMaybe a landlord. They take former renters to court often enough, some relatives of mine had had at least ten in the past 10 years.

  • @stuartoglevey1986
    @stuartoglevey1986 4 месяца назад +17

    Hugh was perfect in that role.

  • @jessicaalexander2558
    @jessicaalexander2558 6 месяцев назад +532

    SHOW: HOUSE
    SEASON:1
    EPISODE: 2

    • @andreg_6494
      @andreg_6494 6 месяцев назад +46

      This comment deserves an award 🏆

    • @crisfirestar4857
      @crisfirestar4857 6 месяцев назад +9

      Thank you

    • @immersivemods9975
      @immersivemods9975 6 месяцев назад +10

      bless you kind soul! we appreciate informed beings. :D

    • @jessicaalexander2558
      @jessicaalexander2558 6 месяцев назад +25

      I just thought ppl would wanna watch the whole episode rather than just a 30 second video....I know I would and it's frustrating not knowing the season or episode

    • @khrisstake2210
      @khrisstake2210 6 месяцев назад

      Say, Jessica, you into role playing?

  • @orioncrawford9618
    @orioncrawford9618 6 месяцев назад +175

    He called your entire play and you still went through with it 😂

  • @Efiloy
    @Efiloy 6 месяцев назад +45

    "I'm a ppl person" is the funniest shit coming from House lmfaoo

  • @gotham23us
    @gotham23us Месяц назад +2

    “…70 miles to a walk-in clinic…” It’s interesting because today, there would probably be several urgent care centers within a short drive of his home. But when this show was made those were almost unheard of. Your options were the ER or a free clinic that served the poor. It’s amazing how much things change in just 20 years.

  • @Lj_Redd
    @Lj_Redd 6 месяцев назад +187

    Bro should’ve known not to fuck with house after he immediately deduced what his scheme was

  • @KrimsonWing
    @KrimsonWing 6 месяцев назад +506

    Uno reverse card at its finest.

    • @lewisshemery2585
      @lewisshemery2585 6 месяцев назад

      I dont get it, what does an STD have to do with him getting sued?

    • @durk5331
      @durk5331 6 месяцев назад

      @@lewisshemery2585 Because A) His wife will find out, and B) he has no way to Verify if he actually has the STD or not, so C) he has to now go somewhere Else for a second opinion to Even get a Prescription which means More Medical Bills, as House can't treat him anymore as he's being sued... >.>

  • @trapgoose6658
    @trapgoose6658 6 месяцев назад +727

    “Normally I’d run a second test but since your here, I’ll just go with the first.” Love house

    • @matana4567
      @matana4567 5 месяцев назад +18

      What is the joke here, can u explain? Not native speaker..

    • @janschropfer439
      @janschropfer439 5 месяцев назад +61

      @@matana4567 basically he told him he has a illness which can cause a lot of stress and mental distress in patient because of the pains. So if he sued him, he can give him lab results, ultimately making the court case unwinnable for the jerk. If he ran second test, it would show he has no illness, so the stress would be from house, making him win the case.

    • @AdmiralStoicRum
      @AdmiralStoicRum 5 месяцев назад

      Not only that but they were in litigation as soon as he handed him that lawsuit. Really shouldn't be treating someone who is suing you or in the process of doing so. Conflict of interest.
      ​@@janschropfer439

    • @koyuki4848
      @koyuki4848 4 месяца назад +9

      @@janschropfer439 lol house trap him in an infinite loop

    • @Lizzie_428
      @Lizzie_428 3 месяца назад

      what szn and episode

  • @deepakpurohit1446
    @deepakpurohit1446 3 месяца назад +4

    We want doctor's like him

  • @TheGyroBarqusShow
    @TheGyroBarqusShow 6 месяцев назад +157

    Who could believe this comedy actor could be such a great drama actor

    • @thedragonreborn9856
      @thedragonreborn9856 6 месяцев назад +2

      Good comedy actors always make the best drama actors

    • @OldestYoungenInGuidePost
      @OldestYoungenInGuidePost 6 месяцев назад

      Him and Stephen Fry in Jeeves and Wooster 90’s uk tv show , and as great I watched the repeat’s in the late 90’s , great writing and the acting 🎭 was fantastic 👌🏻👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

    • @svenska81
      @svenska81 6 месяцев назад +1

      And how startling is it to hear his real British accent? His American is so perfect.

    • @kalnaidoo
      @kalnaidoo 6 месяцев назад +2

      have you not heard of robin williams or jim carey.

    • @cherissemcconnell8932
      @cherissemcconnell8932 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@kalnaidoo we all know who they are. The op wrote “this” meaning Hugh Laurie specifically, not a blanket statement about all comedians.
      But thanks for reminding me that I wanted to watch the Truman Show again.

  • @desotosky1372
    @desotosky1372 6 месяцев назад +156

    Dr House, the Judge Judy of doctors. Mean, rude, and always right.

    • @KarazolaX
      @KarazolaX 5 месяцев назад +3

      People think the most commonly said phrase is "It's Not Lupus" on House. It's not "It's Not Lupus". It's actually "House was right"

    • @denisemcdougal6445
      @denisemcdougal6445 3 месяца назад

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Lizzie_428
      @Lizzie_428 3 месяца назад

      what episode is this

  • @audrcxx
    @audrcxx 5 месяцев назад +43

    “You’ve caused me considerable mental distress”
    House did his job 😂

  • @Macmillerfan82-92
    @Macmillerfan82-92 5 месяцев назад +3

    I like how smart this doctor was even on the last season where he went to a recovery mental health facility and outsmarted the nurses, also very good at getting answers by digging through someone.

  • @Fable_7
    @Fable_7 6 месяцев назад +134

    House is always in so much pain. You literally chose the one man who has nothing but time

    • @irrespondible
      @irrespondible 6 месяцев назад +12

      Also, you gave him what he wanted: a way out of clinic rotations, as the suit will force him to be out of them for investigations.

    • @durk5331
      @durk5331 6 месяцев назад +3

      Also House has a dedicated law suit fund XD

    • @fieryvale
      @fieryvale 5 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@durk5331 Every doctor does. Malpractice insurance is mandatory.

  • @jordancollins7569
    @jordancollins7569 6 месяцев назад +42

    I love HOUSE I need to re watch it again. Haven’t watched it in years but it was by far the best doctor show on T.V

    • @larryman82
      @larryman82 5 месяцев назад

      This clip did the same thing for me, YEARS ago I used to have the Boxed DVD set, I def gotta rewatch it now, Im downloading as I type :)

    • @lovetwilight3408
      @lovetwilight3408 5 месяцев назад

      Season and episode?

  • @justin.8777
    @justin.8777 6 месяцев назад +55

    Thank you for editing out the split seconds between each word. I would've been here all day!

    • @johnmartinez9220
      @johnmartinez9220 5 месяцев назад

      Lol shorts are only 60 seconds or something like that

  • @teath_
    @teath_ 2 месяца назад +1

    BRO THATS MY FUCKING TOWN MY HEART JUST D R O P P E D i never thought my town would ever be mentioned in mainstream media
    CRAZY IM JUST CHILLIN

  • @76MUTiger
    @76MUTiger 5 месяцев назад +95

    House: "Mental distress? I've just begun to cause you mental stress!!"

  • @thedeependrap2135
    @thedeependrap2135 6 месяцев назад +42

    He got thrown of his act he was puttin on with that question from House… “no. Wait. should it?!” 😂😂

  • @pan6991
    @pan6991 6 месяцев назад +210

    "you have gonorrhea" is my new favorite response to everything

    • @mena94x3
      @mena94x3 5 месяцев назад +1

      Surprisingly enough, one of the schools in our Conference would yell out things like that as we were serving (collegiate volleyball 30 short years ago) to try and mess with us. The worst it did was make us laugh.
      Good times.

    • @OdintheAll-Father-v4t
      @OdintheAll-Father-v4t 5 месяцев назад +5

      “I’m leaving and taking the kids”
      “You have gonorrhea”

    • @TheChzoronzon
      @TheChzoronzon 4 месяца назад

      Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      Went to the pizzeria
      Came back with gonorrhea
      Skyrimpoop™ 2012

  • @_kingatmidnight
    @_kingatmidnight 5 месяцев назад +4

    The way he says nail file with his quick turn of his head is gold lol

  • @Ysumguy
    @Ysumguy 6 месяцев назад +232

    My dad was exactly like that man when we were growing up.
    I’m turning 32 in a couple of months, we don’t talk anymore.

    • @Spark190
      @Spark190 6 месяцев назад +2

      How long has it been since you last talked with your father?

    • @Ysumguy
      @Ysumguy 6 месяцев назад +11

      @@Spark190 2020

    • @saturdayschild8535
      @saturdayschild8535 6 месяцев назад +25

      I hope he doesn’t have access to your social security info. I froze all my credit accounts on account of a family like this.

    • @ianjordan1215
      @ianjordan1215 6 месяцев назад +14

      Dude, you made the right choice - but don't think of things as black and white. Maintain infrequent/frequent contact on your terms, but do stay in touch. Family blood can be a funny thing, and when he's gone, don't leave yourself thinking "what if?"
      Obviously, all relationships have transactional value, and if yours with him is never bringing something to the table, then sure, let him know why - because he might love you more than you imagine, but may not be able to express that to you.
      Love is all about being vulnerable, but by being vulnerable, that doesn't make you stupid, huh?
      Big hug and a warm handshake from me, buddy. ✌️

    • @gdsfgretdfsg
      @gdsfgretdfsg 6 месяцев назад

      @@ianjordan1215w ian

  • @talbering1776
    @talbering1776 6 месяцев назад +439

    Doctor house I'm a people person😅 your priceless🤣✌️

    • @arthurtoney7804
      @arthurtoney7804 6 месяцев назад +1

      I loved this show!

    • @contytub
      @contytub 6 месяцев назад +1

      He actually was when the people were genuine...

  • @PeppyCat210
    @PeppyCat210 6 месяцев назад +6

    Honestly if I ever met someone like house in real life I wouldn’t stop laughing his sense of humor is the best kind of dry

  • @novaknavekey
    @novaknavekey 2 месяца назад

    "These are mine now." That is the most childish and hilarious line ever and it's perfect.

  • @zomboids2100
    @zomboids2100 6 месяцев назад +37

    Kinda stupid to try and sue multiple doctors for easy pay instead of for legitimate reasons; Literally setting yourself up to essentially be avoided by medical professionals when you need real help, and next to no willing to help out of fear of being taken to court.

  • @mikejohn8177
    @mikejohn8177 6 месяцев назад +146

    Stuarts dad is so savage 😂

    • @SparklingTrash
      @SparklingTrash 6 месяцев назад +2

      Based

    • @skywatcher6106
      @skywatcher6106 6 месяцев назад +1

      How, in the decades that both of those have been around, did I not realize that they were played by the same actor until you mentioned it... I can't believe I missed that 😂😂😂

    • @gorilla32428
      @gorilla32428 6 месяцев назад +1

      He played the cop in the borrowers 1997 film as well... not a big part but it's him.

  • @josepena7845
    @josepena7845 6 месяцев назад +585

    I'm pretty sure this is the same actor who played that pianist with half a brain dead in another episode.

    • @crosshair8989
      @crosshair8989 6 месяцев назад +10

      oh yeahhh, that's why he looked familiar.

    • @sazidhasankhan9144
      @sazidhasankhan9144 6 месяцев назад +10

      Nope not the same person

    • @Cassner
      @Cassner 6 месяцев назад +17

      That was Dave Matthews, this isnt Dave Matthews

    • @UnitedAssassinRevolution
      @UnitedAssassinRevolution 6 месяцев назад +2

      And Carrie's boss mr. Pruzan from king of queens

    • @Drifter1989
      @Drifter1989 6 месяцев назад +1

      Different guy

  • @alniahjohnson8494
    @alniahjohnson8494 3 месяца назад

    I've never watched House, but these clips make me want to. I love him already 😂😂

  • @ShitpostingJoJo
    @ShitpostingJoJo 6 месяцев назад +42

    Bro thought he could outsmart House 😂😂😂

  • @salmanahmadsiddiqui6026
    @salmanahmadsiddiqui6026 6 месяцев назад +203

    These patients are the reason good doctors are quitting medicine. Shame on them 😠

    • @محمدعياش-ذ2ص
      @محمدعياش-ذ2ص 6 месяцев назад +17

      I'm a med student and I'm hesitating now because of similar stories I've heard

    • @_I_was_there
      @_I_was_there 6 месяцев назад

      More like they’re quitting because they realized that too much of medicine is a scam designed to treat the symptoms instead of the cause.... all for the money

    • @salmanahmadsiddiqui6026
      @salmanahmadsiddiqui6026 6 месяцев назад

      @@محمدعياش-ذ2ص don't be. Proper document with time and date ,this is your only friend when chips fell down I learned the hard way

    • @stavaacthedeathhound6119
      @stavaacthedeathhound6119 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@محمدعياش-ذ2ص don't gender transition kids they apparently are high sue risks for doctors don't give up just be careful

    • @Ghostface-j1l
      @Ghostface-j1l 6 месяцев назад +7

      Nah they’re quitting for being overworked

  • @AlexievRoquero
    @AlexievRoquero 6 месяцев назад +8

    House in the mood to give him the surprise of a lifetime 🤧🤣 you messin with the wrong doc from doctor to savage doctor real quick😅😂

  • @alaster1403
    @alaster1403 2 месяца назад

    I like how House just openly called the guy out and he still went with his plan to sue him

  • @DiseasedDreams
    @DiseasedDreams 6 месяцев назад +89

    "Lawyers gonna love it." "Why would I wanna sue you?" He just confirmed that he sued a bunch of doctors. Pretty sure normal people, would ask why they would need a lawyer in the first place.

    • @Olimar92
      @Olimar92 5 месяцев назад

      House wouldn't tell a normal person "The Lawyer's gonna love it."

    • @thomasduff6658
      @thomasduff6658 4 месяца назад +2

      There's only 1 reason you need a lawyer. For a lawsuit. Most people would say what the guy said lol

    • @benjaminhartman3091
      @benjaminhartman3091 2 месяца назад

      @@thomasduff6658no people need a lawyer for defense…

  • @robertfergusson5367
    @robertfergusson5367 6 месяцев назад +16

    People who have tried this in real life eventually get caught and wind up with a massive class action lawsuit against them that will put them in traction for the rest of their life.

  • @ericah2660
    @ericah2660 6 месяцев назад +99

    That was Dave matthews. This is not.

    • @sohodt1
      @sohodt1 6 месяцев назад +6

      Dave Mathews No, but he played a patient as a savant who played piano in a different episode of House.

    • @pagemastrogiovanni9195
      @pagemastrogiovanni9195 6 месяцев назад +3

      The guy does look like Dave Matthews. Good one...now I can't unsee it.

  • @lowercaseelive5581
    @lowercaseelive5581 3 месяца назад

    “Should it?” The way he was genuinely worried for a second

  • @nurfauziahmad4435
    @nurfauziahmad4435 6 месяцев назад +82

    Paragraph guy, where are you?

    • @jazskystar7110
      @jazskystar7110 6 месяцев назад +4

      Ikr

    • @suvigyamishra2003
      @suvigyamishra2003 6 месяцев назад

      I need him too​@@jazskystar7110

    • @suvigyamishra2003
      @suvigyamishra2003 6 месяцев назад

      Found a paragraph guy....
      Basically since he has gonorrhea, dr will have to disclose this in a court, which will lead the court to call all his sex partners ,nd his wife would know he is cheating

    • @lovzingjayy
      @lovzingjayy 6 месяцев назад +1

      ugh literally

  • @BeamMeUp77
    @BeamMeUp77 6 месяцев назад +10

    Still one of the best shows I’ve ever seen

  • @randomblackguy1
    @randomblackguy1 6 месяцев назад +7

    I'd love to have a doctor like house. Every interaction would be interesting

  • @PeterFielding-zo2nc
    @PeterFielding-zo2nc 3 месяца назад

    That was the most polite "thats so offensive!" Ive ever heard

  • @OkaFrom1999
    @OkaFrom1999 4 месяца назад +3

    Dr House is a combination of Dr Strange and Tony Stark😂

  • @ladyladeedeeTV
    @ladyladeedeeTV 6 месяцев назад +32

    It should be a law to include the show's season and episode # on these clips for reference! I wanna watch it now 😭📺👀

  • @MoonlightVampire1942
    @MoonlightVampire1942 6 месяцев назад +9

    I almost died choking on my dinner from laughing at this 😂😂😂😂

  • @mackenziewoloschuk7375
    @mackenziewoloschuk7375 6 дней назад

    "You've caused me considerable mental distress."
    "Uh, yeah, I sure HOPE I did."

  • @chichileconte6533
    @chichileconte6533 5 месяцев назад +8

    I wish doctors like him really existed...most doctors these days are a sad joke😢😢😢😢

    • @redlipstickmafia
      @redlipstickmafia 2 месяца назад

      I agree. It's the privileged class that are the ones who can afford to send their kids to med school.

  • @garykoeppejr6719
    @garykoeppejr6719 5 месяцев назад +12

    It's Cuttie's money not mine mentality.

  • @trailfork7815
    @trailfork7815 6 месяцев назад +18

    Imagine of saul was house's lawyer in this

  • @EphemeralProductions
    @EphemeralProductions 4 месяца назад

    Hahaha! Love it!! Now this makes me want to watch the whole episode to see how it turned out! 😂