Two Best Friends Play Star Trek The Next Generation
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- Опубликовано: 1 окт 2024
- Captains Log - Stardate 48960.9 - We’ve picked up two life-forms from an Earth-like planet, and while we can’t truly call them “intelligent” they are nonetheless enthusiastic about being on the Enterprise. Lt. Worf is still in sickbay recovering from the battle he had with that barrel.
Intro Art By: / plagueofgripes
Finally we get Pat going nuts over Star Trek without Woolie attempting to move the podcast along. THOSE ARE THE BEST PART OF THE PODCAST WOOLIE!!!
+Zane Seibert ...If Woolie had been here, they never woulda delived those meds to Space BinLaden
+Zane Seibert While Woolie was talking about his Gundams on the last podcast episode, I was thinking "I'd rather listen to Pat shit on Star Trek".
+Zane Seibert Liam and Woolie are basically Jay from Red Letter Media whenever Mike talks about Star Trek.
+DIO's Scary Monster and THE WORLD i've been watching a shitload of half in the bag. too late to make this comment
+Zane Seibert
"Come on Pat, let's move on. I have to talk about Fighting games for 45 minutes"
Captain's Log -- Stardate 270641.377 -- It appears this system is completely devoid of the anime fighting games we seek. The search for Blazblue continues.
Stay Determined.
+Chris Merkel Studios i think they did that game a while back....
On the bright side, Matt's knowledge of Star Trek seems to surpass how Wrong Pat and Woolie are regarding any system mechanics in fighting games.
+Chris Merkel Studios the longer you keep this up the funnier it becomes.
+Alexander .Tate "THE WHEEL OF FATE IS TURNING"
"QUICK, TO THE OUTER RIM BEFORE THE WHEEL STOPS TURNING"
Matt and Pat at tanagra.
Woolie, where the walls fell.
Liam, his arms wide.
deathsheep Liam at rest ;_;
Pies and lies, Woolie tell..
Thank you plague. Thank you.
+TallPixels™ ...that day he finally had an excuse to draw M'ress ...we knew it was inevitable
+ilr
He was originally gonna say no when they asked just to spite Matt for liking Bloodborne, but at the last moment, he remembered the vast plethora of fetish options Star Trek gave him to draw.
I want that furry girl to sit on my face.
+Alex Herrera ..And tell you that she loves you?
+TheBlackSpiral He'll sit on her face and tell her that he loves her too
Man I sure love Star Trek. George Lucas was a pure genius. But Tolken's novels are still the best.
+Chase B You're joking, right? He cut out all the big Quidditch matches!
+LordQuadros Hey at least the hunger games were like they should be
I don't know man, after the Count Olaf reveal I doubt he could top Bella's Red Wedding
Arcademan09 I just wish he'd end it already so we can finally learn what One Piece is.
+LordQuadros Dude, calm down. he ONLY JUST got off the boat
I never dared to dream that this day would come, but it's come at long last. I want this to be a full LP, but a single episode will be enough.
+LabTech Just as an aside, you got rid of the two people on the away team that would've helped a lot on the derelict ship; Data has night vision and Geordi has enhanced vision. Engineering handles repair to parts of the ship damaged in the ship battle portions of gameplay. Failure to repair various systems causes problems like shitty shield recharge, weaker weapons, and longer travel times because the engines are fucked. It doesn't cost anything to repair, just time, and you can allocate manpower to repair things faster. It's a time sink, really, but if the battle's been bad enough, it's absolutely necessary.
+LabTech "and longer travel times because the engines are fucked." Beautiful.
I'd love to hear that in an episode.
"Picard to engineering. Report."
"Laforge here, the engines are fucked."
Adam Hart-Dyke I don't know, TNG crew was pretty straight-laced, I don't see that kind of crude profanity coming out of them. Miles O'Brien maybe, given that he's not an officer, but he always seemed too meek to say things like that in front of the brass.
DS9, on the other hand, THAT'S where you'd be seeing f-bombs dropped left and right. I mean, on a station run by a guy who punched out Q instead of trying to have a moral debate with him, you know that's the kind of guy who'd peel the paint with his language, when the cameras are off.
To be honest, however, the Enterprise got jacked up far more often than DS9 ever did, so if Picard ever spoke to Engineering saying 'what's the status of X?', I don't think anyone would have more of a right to respond 'shit's fucked, yo' than Geordi.
LabTech
True, but I like to think that young Picard was well versed in "colourful metaphors".
we need a let's watch of an episode of TNG. please. do it for riker's beard
+spartacus778 Like, one of the shitty ones, like where Wesley gets sentenced to death for walking on the grass.
+Teep I'd rather get a good episode first, and if it goes well, then do a shitty one
+spartacus778 But they'll be talking over the episode and getting shit faced, though. Why waste a good episode on that.
+spartacus778 DO THE ONE WITH GEORDI'S WEIRD CREEPY HOLO GIRLFRIEND!
my vote is for "Cause and Effect."
the second half of the fishing village doesn't look as good as the first.
No Darth Vader?
Fuck this!
I know your joking but my nerd rage spiked for a minute
No StarKiller and Ahsoka too?
+Yang Brando Where the fuck is Jar-Jar!?
+budmeister Being bestest buddies with Quark on Deep Space Nine.
+Yang Brando Triggered I'm triggered!!!
That engineering level music is probably a midi version of Johnathon Frakes playing the saxophone
I don't watch Star Trek but I looked up Seven of Nine's origin story.
And holy shit is Captain Janeway a fucking terrible person. Was it really worth it to get a hot piece of former Borg ass onto the ship?
+Helis if you have to question that go look in a mirror and say that again.
+Helis Both Seven and the Doctor were the only two characters on Voyager that had a vaguely interesting character arc, so I would say yes.
+Helis Hot alien cyborg ass is *always* worth it
+Chuckyboy I mean I like hot asses myself but I don't think it's worth helping to EXTERMINATE an entire fucking species for it.
Helis Yes it is, I always kill Geth to save Tali and her ass.
Star date 2019... a barrel fell on a friendship...
At last, Janeway gets what's coming to her.
+Teep Yeah promoted admiral totally.
+Abnormal End She had too much blackmail material to get fired, so they had to put her somewhere where she could do the least amount of terror and genocide.
Janeway did nothing wrong
+System509 Janeway tortured Harry, enslaved Seven of Nine, and executed Tuvix.
+Teep
in her defence, fuck tuvix
sisko's hobbies include: cooking, baseball, wiping out maquis traitors
So is Troi's biggest contribution to space being its baby mama?
+System509 No her greatest contribution is being a nuclear peptide cake with mint frosting.
... And having big hair I want to get lost in.
+System509 Her biggest contribution was voicing Demona in Gargoyles.
5:43 Matt and Pat - now in G major!
+Arvid Axelsson I don't understand why more people aren't giving your comment thumbs up, that made me laugh my ass off xD
I am new to the channel and have to say these guys are pretty funny I nearly coughed up a lung when I saw that lion chick at the beginning
Welcome to the channel friend :)
+Brown Wolf You should check out the artist (Plague of Gripes) here on youtube, he makes some pretty entertaining animations, sometimes featuring content from this channel.
+Brown Wolf Oh you mean Lieutenant M'Ress from the Star Trek cartoon? Oh yeah, Plague of Gripes has a thing for her, I heard. Enjoy these guys, you're in for a real treat.
+White Knight and 2snacks
+Brown Wolf i dont even know what to say to a newcomer other than.. you have a lot to catch up, good luck friend. the inside jokes are real.
I'm too sober for this bullshit.
+Elementary Abuse-Chan Play the Best Friends drinking game and take a drink every time the Best Friends start talking about nerdy shit.
Or just play a Star Trek TNG drinking game - those get you drunk pretty quick.
Why not play both drinking games? That won't cause serious health problems.
"Any time Wesley saves the day, boo and throw something at the screen. Finish your drink if you don't hit Wesley."
time to bring out the mystery matt brand blue drink.
Holy shit, it's happening.
+Swagbito Uchiha narudo?
slifer875
Wasn't talking about that, but yes. That is happening too.
+Swagbito Uchiha woolie will bring back his victory from daigo to the village BELIEVE IT!
+Swagbito Uchiha hey swagbito sorry for the same second comment i don't know if it is youtube or my keyboard but something is fuck up....i say both.........and i blame wooolie for it.
+Swagbito Uchiha swag still lives
I remember this game so vaguely I chalked it up as a fever dream. Thanks for the flashbacks!
+Major Third They should play the 3DO Next Generation game next. Now THERE'S a fucking fever dream.
+Major Third Are you sure that this whole thing isn't some PTSD nightmare where you would go into your basement and find that after repeatedly turning off your console that it remained on and played shitty chiptune music?
+Nightweaver1 They should play Deep Space Nine;Harbinger
"I don't think I should be shoot when they're hailing" Matt, you're captain material.
Pat is basically the mirror universe Picard
Both bald, but very different views on life, murder, and the rights of robotic life.
The Genesis version had way better music and somehow controlled better. I got about half way through the game and gave up because the puzzles were way too hard. You had to spread your team out to different parts of a map and coordinate switches to doors and turning on computer terminals. Shit made the summoner trials in FFX look like a cakewalk.
I like the idea of a Romulan Warbird just flying all over the goddamn place in random directions while desperately trying to hail the Enterprise who remains deafeningly silent and still.
Side note: the canon name for the Ferengi homeworld is Ferenginar. Either the devs didn't pay attention or nobody at Paramount thought it was important enough to tell them this.
THIS GAME HAS NO HONOR!!
I love DS9. So underappriciated.
Daily reminder that Janeway is a huge monster, who kills people for no reason, and no one should defend her.
+Maddude And her hair looks terrible!
+Morgrimm That's even worse then unjustified murder!
Janeway did nothing wrong...
So Janeway, Dio and Griffith team up...
So...she's Woolie then?
Remember when Janeway tied a guy to a chair in the cargo bay, and when he wouldn’t tell her what he knew she locked him in there and was willing to let an interdimensional alien mummify him?
“No but he was a bad man tho”
Oh man I remember this game. I had it for the genesis.
I never understood it because my 3 year old babby mind was too new to gaming.
This Comment Section has NO HONOR.
I'm happy that Plague of Gripes is the channel illustrator.
Why don't we just have a week in which we all mail in star trek related questions to the podcast so Woolie is forced to confront it?
Didn't know Pat and Matt were into TNG. Also another reason to pick on Woolie. Good day :D
"What the fuck, Reading Rainbow!?"
Picard looks so sad on the bridge. His face is like "Why am I here?"
+Mika Rose (Sweetdeath) Why would Data's dick look like a bunsen burner?!
I unsubcribedd because of blzblu, came back for this.
FULL LP - FULL LP - FULL LP - FULL LP!!!!!!
Okay am I insane when I say I absolutely love it when Pat talks about Star Trek? Seriously, they should just get Pat, Matt, and Plague in a room and just have them talk about Star Trek for like an hour and a half, I'd love that shit.
Whenever Pat talks about the really, REALLLY trash episodes and the crazy stupid shit that happens that doesn't make sense, or a when a character does something that's ridiculous, I actually do love it, it's sometimes my favorite part of the podcast.
Right, I'm gonna go ahead now and assume the ending will be that the Romulans betrayed everyone, just like they always fucking do.
Weyoun: "Romulans, they're so predictably treacherous." (Actual quote)
Why was Janeway a monster? I loved Voyager
+Yuudai Giving bioweapons to the borg, trying to stop Tom from saving a planet that's about to be destroyed, purposely stranding her crew in the Delta Quadrant, allowing Neelix to join the crew, making Neelix an ambassador.....
+Yuudai She occasionally made decisions and plans that would have been monstrous, had they not implausibly worked out. Kinda like Batman, now that I think about it.
+Fien murdering Tuvix, interfering in the life cycle of a group of killer robots, formally reprimanding Harry Kim for fucking an alien chick and likely stalling his career because of it despite everyone and their mother fucking aliens on Star Trek (Kirk and Riker, anyone?), risking the ship to attack the Equinox because she wanted revenge against Ransom, helping the Hirogen against the holographic life they partially helped to create, never asking Q to help them get back home despite him SUPER OWING HER, allow Neelix to cook the crew's food.....
+Fien Giving bioweapons to the Borg so they could genocide Species 8472...all because she was too fucking impatient to go around Borg territory, AND then totally betraying the Borg once Species 8472 found it Janeway was responsible for giving bioweapons to said Borg.
+Fien fuck tuvix tho
Currently on season 2 where the councilor just got pregnant FROM SPACE ENERGY?!
I used to have this game, lent it to a kid at school, and never saw it again. Joke's on him since this game sucks.
I made the same mistake except it was Ocarina of Time. Many regrets were had.
Jesus christ Plague, that title card.
*0:02** - DID NOT KNOW THAT ZACK*
*COULD TURN INTO A CAT WOMAN*
lol
plague loves his cat ladies
+Jeremy Pooran Caitian, please.
Both Trek and Wars have some frankly bizzare species in the background somewhere. Both have actual Space Dragons for one.
***** Literally everything has catpeople.
***** He's not secretly a furry. He's got a furaffinity account. And frankly, good for him.
Who doesn't love cat ladies.
Holy shit Data's stats are like, almost all maxed. Is there any reason to ever not take him? lol
Does the Prime Directive cover Blazblue?
You guys should play Ur-Quan Masters!
I may have to get into Star Trek purely because of pats jokes about it. Fuck that Red dwarf for life.
The Next Generation is legit. Really lovable and memorable characters. Especially Picard and Riker. Really charismatic.
You'll be able to enjoy the jokes in Red Dwarf more if you watch Star Trek. It's kinda' what half the jokes in Red Dwarf are about.
Red Dwarf is like "ST: Distilled Bullshit edition" so if you want to see similar bullshit trickled at a slower pace totally watch it. Also to everyone else go watch fucking Red Dwarf! Yeah!!
TNG is alright. Bit too...on the nose a lot of the time though. Also 80s fashion is unforgivable.
+Devon Palmer Patrick Stewart is a fan of Red Dwarf.
Now you have to watch it.
You guys kick ass
"first recipient of an artificial spine!! Why was that?"
"oh because a barrel fell on him"
For some reason that makes Worf sound like such a wuss. Like he broke his back in a run in with donkey kong
“Ferrengal”, this is before ferenginar?
Over 20 years of being a fan of both Star Trek and Dragon Ball Z...and thanks to these two I just NOW realize that Goku's Warp Kamehameha is POSSIBLY a rip-off of the Picard Maneuver! LMAO
You know, I'll never forget watching "Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction" (which they for some reason called "X-Factor: Das Unfassbare" in German, which is really annoying because of that ohter X-Factor show) and thinking about how cool it would be if Jonathan Frakes hosted one episode as Riker.
DUDE PLEASE PLAY THE DS9 GAME(S), I remember DS9: The Fallen was fucking awesome!
Man, Worf doesn't give a flying fuck about being shot by those robots.
Full LP. NOW.
Woolie and Liam got their creepy, child murder, anime bullshit.
Matt and Pat should get this.
After binge watching TNG on netflix. I've come back to this video and understood all the jokes and this has become one of my favorite videos also now I want a full LP of this game.....Also Im gonna get this on emulator now....
Wheres Jar Jar?
+Kaiden Krueger He's hiding in the darkness. He is not only the secret sith lord in Star Wars, but he's also the main villain in Star Trek.
He's the key to all this.
vestalsprite
Are you suggesting Jar Jar is also a Keyblade Master like the Xehanort?
Nelix is the Jar Jar of Star Trek.
4:35 No, that area of space was particularly torn up from people warping through it, but it was a problem everywhere. Later Trek series just didn't mention it again because having to go everywhere superslow was annoying.
Ensign Leslie Swan voiced Peach in Mario 64. Time travelers walk amongst us.
man, forget Woolie and Liam I love listening to Matt and Pat talk about star trek stuff it's hilarious because I never watched any and it sounds super ridiculous
Mat and Pat at their best! We need Star Trek week with no Woolie or Liam to ruin it.
YOU HAVE NO HONOR!!
30 minutes is not enough to talk about star trek.
Riker: "Captain, the people who do our music have mysteriously vanished on that planet we can't scan cos of the moon's gravitational field."
Picard: "Number 1, engage Mario Paint!"
"Break out the MIDI machine! DJ Data, what's hot?"
I had this game growing up, and I got about as far as they did! I think after years of having it I finally go past the derelict ship, but there is another ship fight right after and I could never get past it! Hard game.
What the fuck is this!? How do I not know this game exists?!
+IRAMightyPirate
Seriously I played the fucking Megadrive DS9 game for 80 hours when this was out there?
I though this was Star Trek, where are Rocket Raccoon and C3PO?
22:33 the crew of the enterprise, as well as both Matt and Pat, are confronted by none other than Abdul Alhaz’red himself, be sure to scan the necronomicon before he’s eaten!
I didn't see that coming...
Yeah, we in there.
HOVERHAND
That fucking intro/outro picture is pure art on so many different levels.
Is there any way I could hear pat talk about the wildest star trek bullshit for like 2 full hours cause thatd be great. I think itd be a million times more interesting to me than the show.
I love how literate you guys are about Star Trek. It's a really nice change from let's players who sorta "lol wuts this w/e" through games with a lot of backstory and lore.
Can we please have more Matt and Pat Star Trek time?
wait what the fuck? they cant use the elevators during warp?
do they crawl in the tunnels for the week it took to travel then?
What's the episode that pat was talking about where they use the transporter to get a guy off a planet and then later on they find out that he's still on the planet or did I have a fever dream about pat talking about this
Full LP confirmed...?
Full LP confirmed...?
Worf's medical bio should have stated how often he had the flu...
This game seriously sucks!
I want a full LP of this. COME ON DO IT !!!!!
Ferengal? Ferenginar! Must be different planets...
Matt's loud sweating pleases me.
so that cat lady who dat for obvious reasons
+Mr.Glasses m'ress
Never clicked on a thumbnail faster.
Is this on the SNES? Because I think I had this game at some point.
In the main menu Picard kinda looks like Saitama.
So Worf's dad was the Boss from MGS3?
"Lt. Worf is still in sickbay recovering from the battle he had with that barrel."
That one got me a good few laughs. It's such a dumb trope AND I LOVE IT.
Fallout 4 could've learn some depth from this.
I never knew this existed! I don't know if this was released in the UK, we missed out on loads of great Nintendo games. Its kind of like Mass Effect but for the SNES!
If you want some good space opera, check out The Ur-Quan Masters. It's basically a free version of Star Control 2.
Aww...good ol' hover hand from Matt!
3:06 *COOOOONN!!!*
...Sorry, I'll leave now.
MA-MA-MAMMMMA- MAKE IT SO. CAPTAIN JEAN LUC PICARD OF THE USS ENTERPRISE. This vid better have Riker sitting down too. God this show is amazing.
The Riker lean is the most god tier sitting pose.
Zane Seibert You know what's up.
More of a fan of McCoy.
***** Dat ain't MY Star Trek! ;P I only grew up with TNG and glimpses of DS9. A few months ago I won a bid on eBay and got all the seasons of TNG for $60 ;3 Das my jam. I don't know about the original.
If I can say a good thing about the reboot without getting yelled at since I actually like them, it's that Karl Urban is a really good McCoy.
Yo, when's Star Trek week, baby?
Yep. That's supposed to be Ro Laren.
Star Trek? damn it I won't get some of these jokes!
Geordi and Data can see in the dark. Geordi has green night vision, and Data has blue thermal vision. Data can also breathe on planets without air. Data and Worf deal more damage with their phasers, while Beverly Crusher can heal other team members.
It's not a faithful TNG game if Data isn't OP.