My Dinosaur Is a Service Animal (with Chris Pratt and Bryce Dallas Howard!) | CH Shorts

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  • Опубликовано: 27 окт 2024

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  • @emmylee5325
    @emmylee5325 6 лет назад +2677

    "There's nothing stating that I can't have a dinosaur on your plane."
    True

    • @niko-oy1cq
      @niko-oy1cq 6 лет назад +11

      Thomas Labat r/woosh

    • @Mari-qi7et
      @Mari-qi7et 6 лет назад +1

      Crystal Puffs was about to say that lmao

    • @zachp8163
      @zachp8163 5 лет назад +4

      Modern problems require modern aolutions

    • @zachp8163
      @zachp8163 5 лет назад +4

      @@thomaslabat r/ wooosh
      Bro have a sense of humor

    • @luisf2793
      @luisf2793 5 лет назад +1

      Now let’s go to those football tryouts blue

  • @amberbeam4248
    @amberbeam4248 6 лет назад +6105

    This is how you advertise a movie.

    • @acespider7781
      @acespider7781 6 лет назад +80

      Amber Beam I deeply agree I know how seriously want to watch Jurassic World

    • @kevinkelly6554
      @kevinkelly6554 6 лет назад +3

      Lol ur funny

    • @LordSandwichII
      @LordSandwichII 6 лет назад +7

      No, they wouldn't be able to do that. SJWs would cry too much!

    • @acespider7781
      @acespider7781 6 лет назад +11

      You know what's funny I just rewatched this and there was an ad to watch Jurassic World LOL

    • @bonsaiibeach3675
      @bonsaiibeach3675 6 лет назад +13

      You sure bout that... have you seen ryan Reynolds advertising deadpool

  • @JurassicKM
    @JurassicKM 6 лет назад +1462

    Alternate ending: both Owen & Claire run off after Blue, Raphael calls, "Next!" His glass of water behind the counter starts to ripple and he looks up at something offscreen in horror. Cut to the other side of the counter, Ian Malcolm is holding a leash that goes up offscreen and says, "Checking in," while the Rex lets out a soft growl.

    • @marcusporter7565
      @marcusporter7565 6 лет назад +56

      CoffeeWithTheCynic That needs to be a sketch in and of itself.

    • @amisfourtunategamer2678
      @amisfourtunategamer2678 6 лет назад +29

      YES YES YES SOMEONE ANIMATE THAT!

    • @stormiwelch4769
      @stormiwelch4769 6 лет назад +26

      CoffeeWithTheCynic
      Then Raphael runs off and screams the trex gets off the leash and eats him then everyone runs out of the building and owen and Clair get blue back and one glance from blue. The trex calms down and they load the plain like nothing happened.
      They land on another island to give dinos a safe place to live.

    • @stormiwelch4769
      @stormiwelch4769 6 лет назад +5

      Kira Dragneel
      I wish I could

    • @DinoGoofHybridHero7531
      @DinoGoofHybridHero7531 6 лет назад +3

      CoffeeWithTheCynic omg Yes XD

  • @bradwolf07
    @bradwolf07 6 лет назад +817

    "Blu, GO FULL BEAST MODE!" that one got me laughing good

    • @enidrhee-grimes7621
      @enidrhee-grimes7621 6 лет назад +21

      Very good, honey." xD

    • @jrod3029
      @jrod3029 6 лет назад +23

      "eat your pole"

    • @veritateseducational217
      @veritateseducational217 6 лет назад +1

      Blue is a Cigarette
      Blue is a color
      Blue the Dino is a raptor
      (Spell right)

    • @bradwolf07
      @bradwolf07 6 лет назад +3

      Aaron Corporation Blu is also a name. Erin is a name. Geoff is a name. Jeff is a name. Spelling is fun

    • @heythatsme4588
      @heythatsme4588 6 лет назад

      Me to

  • @danidani3393
    @danidani3393 6 лет назад +1676

    Lmfao.."What Park?" 😂
    I love u Chris ❤

    • @MaddieD_R
      @MaddieD_R 6 лет назад +4

      Ok im honna be compleatly serios for one moment wich park between jurassic park 1 and jurassic world 2

    • @yin-yangdragon
      @yin-yangdragon 5 лет назад +7

      @@MaddieD_R Jurassic Park, and Jurassic world the two movies with said park take place on the same Island called Isla Nublar. Jurassic Park 2,3 take place on a different island called site B/ Isla Sorna which was basically were most of the dinos were cloned and stored until they could be moved to site A/ Isla Nublar

    • @idamarie6701
      @idamarie6701 4 года назад +7

      That was Bryce who said it tho

    • @sashamountainwater9322
      @sashamountainwater9322 4 года назад +2

      Ikr I was dying laughing

    • @Casey420
      @Casey420 Год назад +1

      When Leslie Knope said she wanted to build a park I expected something else

  • @therealrick1661
    @therealrick1661 6 лет назад +682

    "What about that park they keep having to close down" park??? Wha park???? Bluuuee eat your pole

  • @XC11301991
    @XC11301991 6 лет назад +2486

    These new guys are pretty good actors, hope they stay for other skits

    • @cuncer8830
      @cuncer8830 6 лет назад +64

      They were the main characters in Jurassic world

    • @FangOfDrknss
      @FangOfDrknss 6 лет назад +433

      WOOSH.

    • @P0lntL3sS
      @P0lntL3sS 6 лет назад +7

      Ha!

    • @Brandon11746
      @Brandon11746 6 лет назад +9

      GSDA Rofl ROFL ROFL XD yea "pretty good" actors. dont mean to brag but i think im a good actor =)

    • @lilmarkos5729
      @lilmarkos5729 6 лет назад +29

      GSDA "these new guys" do you even know who Chris Pratt is???

  • @AlmostAnimixers
    @AlmostAnimixers 6 лет назад +1009

    With the power vested in me as a random guy in the RUclips comments section, I here by deem this canon to the Jurassic Park series.

    • @emperorpicard7222
      @emperorpicard7222 6 лет назад +22

      Maybe if the kennel was larger.

    • @cosmicknight2171
      @cosmicknight2171 6 лет назад +14

      Isn’t the dinosaur almost as big as him or did they just cram it in there

    • @dianejennings9662
      @dianejennings9662 6 лет назад +2

      Nick Ferrazza hahaha

    • @alexfosberg5798
      @alexfosberg5798 6 лет назад +6

      Cosmic Knight you fucking know it xD

    • @Radicole1Gaming
      @Radicole1Gaming 6 лет назад +15

      Nick Ferrazza it’s funny because blue was the same size as an actual raptor in this because in real life they are only like 3 ft tall

  • @Galliao
    @Galliao 6 лет назад +641

    Howard needs more comedy roles. Her delivery was amazing

    • @litx30
      @litx30 6 лет назад +22

      Galliao I know right? Her laugh makes me even more love her

    • @largol33t1
      @largol33t1 3 года назад +9

      I think her performance in the Black Mirror episode "Nosedive" was one of her best. It was morbidly hilarious how she was struggling to keep her Instagram-like score high to avoid being sent to jail.

    • @janebarry-fraundorf4623
      @janebarry-fraundorf4623 Год назад +1

      AGREED! They both do/were!

  • @amberbeam4248
    @amberbeam4248 6 лет назад +2882

    Always happy to see celebrities here and not at buzzfeed

    • @Bigassboya
      @Bigassboya 6 лет назад +45

      Amber Beam
      Wtf this isn't Buzzfeed!?

    • @Psychol-Snooper
      @Psychol-Snooper 6 лет назад +28

      Is Buzzfeed still a thing? I have not seen a recommend in years!

    • @mrlittgen
      @mrlittgen 6 лет назад +12

      Some buzzfeed channels have new names like ladylike and as/ls. Worth It still appears in my recommendations all the time though.

    • @AJC073099
      @AJC073099 6 лет назад +30

      It’s nice that they have some comedy that isn’t political

    • @winschlati8033
      @winschlati8033 6 лет назад +1

      Amber Beam
      Yeah

  • @Ben-gr6wd
    @Ben-gr6wd 6 лет назад +679

    I bet she’ll be rating him 1 star

  • @acbolanos2312
    @acbolanos2312 6 лет назад +809

    bryce and chris honestly look cute together

  • @veridian4433
    @veridian4433 6 лет назад +1866

    Pat has changed a lot since last time, he even changed his name to "Chris Pratt"

    • @TeaGamingPanda
      @TeaGamingPanda 6 лет назад +12

      Veridian good old Pat. He’s doing fine too!

    • @15thCrypt
      @15thCrypt 6 лет назад +21

      Veridian He has to keep up this new "Chris Pratt" character or Trapp will find out he didnt finish the job
      When he was given a new identity they did a good job, they made it look like Chris Pratt has been around for years

    • @felixhultman8410
      @felixhultman8410 6 лет назад +5

      Don't be like Pratt Cassels

    • @lanigirognithemos
      @lanigirognithemos 6 лет назад +12

      You mean Chris Pat?

    • @austinskiba6299
      @austinskiba6299 6 лет назад +6

      Man crisp rat doin great these days

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 6 лет назад +1689

    If kids are allowed on the plane, that thing should be. Just sayin'.

    • @CelticAkumathefirst
      @CelticAkumathefirst 6 лет назад +86

      New Message definitely a dinosaur would behave better

    • @micahphilson
      @micahphilson 6 лет назад +156

      I mean, statistically speaking, WAY more people have died from accidents caused by children than by dinosaurs, so there's that to consider.

    • @Absolutely_puck_fakestine
      @Absolutely_puck_fakestine 6 лет назад +19

      Really ? but oil is made of fossils...

    • @harrytsang1501
      @harrytsang1501 6 лет назад +23

      Another thing to annoy us in a closed room for 10 hours, sure, why not

    • @foxface1823
      @foxface1823 6 лет назад +13

      Ohh, we got some shade.

  • @wolfjedisamuel
    @wolfjedisamuel 6 лет назад +438

    Best deleted scene from *Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom* ever!

    • @ryleemusil8791
      @ryleemusil8791 6 лет назад +2

      wolfjedisamuel this isn’t a deleted scene lmao

    • @illythewisp
      @illythewisp 6 лет назад +7

      @@ryleemusil8791 You really don't get sarcasm, do you?

    • @rainbowdash9363
      @rainbowdash9363 6 лет назад +12

      This isn't a deleted scene. THIS IS LEAKED FOOTAGE OF JURRASIC WORLD 3

    • @rivera5b
      @rivera5b 6 лет назад +1

      wolfjedisamuel more like a good way to promote Jurassic World: Fallen kingdom!

    • @wyteoh2000
      @wyteoh2000 6 лет назад

      No, it doesn't.

  • @SushiFairy
    @SushiFairy 6 лет назад +1940

    I need my service dinosaur with me during finals to calm my anxiety 🙃

    • @G0die16
      @G0die16 6 лет назад +21

      Or to eat the tcher

    • @YurimoHikashi
      @YurimoHikashi 6 лет назад +4

      G0diear 16 or other students

    • @AlexsaurusRex
      @AlexsaurusRex 6 лет назад +19

      SushiFairy update: dinosaur ate the test ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @SushiFairy
      @SushiFairy 6 лет назад +10

      Alejandro Rodriguez good idea! That way my dino won't get convicted with a felony 😆👍🏻

    • @zeldafan1515
      @zeldafan1515 6 лет назад +3

      A dinsosaur are my homework! Great excuse as J don’t want to die attempting to get it back!

  • @therealslmccl
    @therealslmccl 6 лет назад +1842

    I love Crisp Rat

  • @lunahetfield
    @lunahetfield 6 лет назад +382

    BLUE GO FULL BEAST MODE!

    • @spino2036
      @spino2036 4 года назад +9

      Your saying things she’s already doing!!!

  • @KnightsDisillusion
    @KnightsDisillusion 6 лет назад +1145

    CHRIS PRATT!.....sorry, I should chill.

    • @gabeorto
      @gabeorto 6 лет назад +17

      And Bryce Dallas Howard.

    • @ap7633
      @ap7633 6 лет назад +6

      Crisp Ratt

    • @beauc6013
      @beauc6013 6 лет назад

      Knight Warrior Same tho

    • @Jun-Kyard
      @Jun-Kyard 6 лет назад

      Knight Warrior Chrispy Rat

    • @kevinkelly6554
      @kevinkelly6554 6 лет назад

      Carlos Parra Chris can act and he's hilarious..

  • @NintendoPolitics
    @NintendoPolitics 6 лет назад +331

    Raph was crying at the end because the supervisor was called, not because of the raptor loose in the airport.

    • @natecoles9542
      @natecoles9542 6 лет назад +2

      Nin10 BEST PART OF THE SKETCH

    • @SeanFerree
      @SeanFerree 6 лет назад +1

      Nin10 lol

    • @sofieselene
      @sofieselene 3 месяца назад

      A Karen is scarier than a dinosaur every time.

  • @tinashen2984
    @tinashen2984 6 лет назад +95

    the kind of service animal that creates so much anxiety around it you forget yours.

  • @retrosmidge3346
    @retrosmidge3346 6 лет назад +216

    Highest production college humour video

    • @blueskybelyr
      @blueskybelyr 6 лет назад +1

      RetroSmidge I mean I'm pretty sure College Humor got the money for promoting Jurassic World lol

  • @sebastianelytron8450
    @sebastianelytron8450 6 лет назад +974

    Just let it on the plane, it's *_prattically_* harmless.

    • @nelswolf
      @nelswolf 6 лет назад

      Sebastian Elytron ummm can i get a definition check

    • @AyushKumar-lm4ig
      @AyushKumar-lm4ig 6 лет назад

      Is this a reference to practical effects vs CGI ?

    • @alleyoliver3315
      @alleyoliver3315 6 лет назад +7

      It’s... a reference to the actor’s last name? Chris Pratt? I thought that was obvious...

    • @sirdeadlock
      @sirdeadlock 6 лет назад +5

      Alley Oliver
      Clever girl.

    • @artsysundae
      @artsysundae 6 лет назад

      👏👏👏

  • @sunshineleon6464
    @sunshineleon6464 6 лет назад +539

    AS SOMEONE WHO HAS A SERVICE DOG I JUST WANT TO SAY THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT I'VE EVER SEEN OH MY GOD

    • @Seldenta
      @Seldenta 6 лет назад +27

      i know right? xD I have a SD too and everyones getting all butt hurt and my only thought is 'how'd he get the tranq gun past security?'

    • @ShadeSlayer1911
      @ShadeSlayer1911 6 лет назад +8

      If it uses air instead of gunpowder, it's legally not a gun.

    • @TheLilScarab
      @TheLilScarab 6 лет назад +5

      lol omg yeah that is the bigger question!

    • @porcelainpinup4302
      @porcelainpinup4302 5 лет назад +2

      Seldenta you check in then go through security

  • @tubonjics1
    @tubonjics1 6 лет назад +22

    That dinosaur was well trained. It obeyed every command given to it.

  • @carriecollins7969
    @carriecollins7969 5 лет назад +80

    As someone with anxiety and has certain things that calm me down during a panic attack, I fully support his need for an emotional support raptor! How do you know he's not an anxious flyer? Let the man have his Blue!

    • @MelissaSeoulLiving2023
      @MelissaSeoulLiving2023 3 года назад +3

      There's a huge difference between Service Animals and Emotional Support Animals

    • @meganproffitt424
      @meganproffitt424 3 года назад

      @@MelissaSeoulLiving2023
      The video is satire and so is the comment. 🤦‍♀️

  • @manatee5830
    @manatee5830 6 лет назад +211

    While all this is happening the people in the background are like,
    “Yeah this is normal”

    • @Shadowdoc26
      @Shadowdoc26 4 года назад +2

      I'm assuming you've never flown Spirit Airlines before.

  • @FlagCutie
    @FlagCutie 6 лет назад +320

    "Blue, full Beast Mode!"
    Yay Blue is a 12! Lol

  • @roughtobebufftv5990
    @roughtobebufftv5990 6 лет назад +1374

    Pratt is on fire. Most lovable guy on the silver screenright now.

    • @ds2587
      @ds2587 6 лет назад +35

      RoughToBeBuffTV
      No kidding. First avengers, now another Jurassic park movie. He is everywhere right now.

    • @geraldbetito
      @geraldbetito 6 лет назад +54

      Fire so hot he turned to ashes.

    • @icelemontea9244
      @icelemontea9244 6 лет назад +13

      Jean-Gerald Betito too soon

    • @JamesBond-dl7oc
      @JamesBond-dl7oc 6 лет назад

      D S Ikr, to secure a future just line up for a series

    • @nascar138
      @nascar138 6 лет назад

      Why you gotta be like that?!? That's still painful to me and still don't know Where Tony is.

  • @SuperMeg82
    @SuperMeg82 4 года назад +69

    The way the customer service guy nearly has a breakdown when she asks for the manager is just such an accurate portrayal of customer service.

  • @amberbeam4248
    @amberbeam4248 6 лет назад +1778

    Please tell me you have behind the scenes bloopers????!!!!

    • @TheBdog100
      @TheBdog100 6 лет назад +39

      Amber Beam Oh yeah, they put it on the second channel, College Humor 2. The velociraptor escaped and started chewing on Raphael’s pants-needless to say, it’s hilarious.

    • @janj.2898
      @janj.2898 6 лет назад +7

      Brendan O'Brien You *****! 🤣

    • @cocacoyaaa5648
      @cocacoyaaa5648 6 лет назад +1

      Yessss

    • @ultimatecraftful
      @ultimatecraftful 6 лет назад +5

      Brendan O'Brien wait waht no there isnt!

    • @MomsChannelRB
      @MomsChannelRB 6 лет назад

      😳😳😳😂😂😂

  • @OakCroftFilms
    @OakCroftFilms 6 лет назад +619

    As someone with a legitimate service dog I really appreciated this sketch! People with dangerous animals that they claim to be service animals are dangerous for real service dogs. I've been meaning to do something like this on my own channel. You all nailed it!

    • @brassmonkeyidaho
      @brassmonkeyidaho 6 лет назад +16

      you are definitely correct...nice lookin' dog too! gotta say it's quite the privilege that we can have service dogs, mine is my second kid.

    • @OakCroftFilms
      @OakCroftFilms 6 лет назад +3

      Thanks. She is the Co-star of my channel :P

    • @chickgonesquirrely
      @chickgonesquirrely 6 лет назад +27

      Totally. I hate seeing fake service dogs wig out and cause chaos. Like if you’re dog is attacking passerby it’s not a fucking service dog lol

    • @Maurisio_arts
      @Maurisio_arts 6 лет назад

      Nathan Selove sigueme

    • @EstrellaViajeViajero
      @EstrellaViajeViajero 6 лет назад +2

      How speciest. How about "with a legitimate service animal".

  • @largol33t1
    @largol33t1 3 года назад +7

    "What about that park they keep having to close down?"
    Owen and Claire VERY quickly: "What park?" LMAO...

  • @presidenttogekiss635
    @presidenttogekiss635 6 лет назад +170

    That last scene reminded me of Black Mirror, with that smile of hers XD.

    • @dannytran2134
      @dannytran2134 6 лет назад +3

      Was wondering where I remember her from

  • @Patchwork_Dragon
    @Patchwork_Dragon 6 лет назад +38

    "Blue, eat your pole!"
    Best line ever

  • @JellyRobot
    @JellyRobot 6 лет назад +112

    When Blue escapes no one in the background seems to care that a dinosaur escapes and someone is holding a gun this makes me laugh 😂😂😂

    • @Shadowdoc26
      @Shadowdoc26 4 года назад +5

      You've clearly never booked a ticket with Spirit Airlines

    • @Kaline3659
      @Kaline3659 4 года назад +1

      @@Shadowdoc26 im sure spirity doesnt have dinosaurs on their planes

    • @transitfan954
      @transitfan954 3 года назад +1

      @@Kaline3659 Plot twist: Spirit "extra extra economy fare": instead of an Airbus, you fly on a compartment strapped to the back of a giant Pteranodon just like on The Flintstones 😂

  • @kayleighhouseholder6679
    @kayleighhouseholder6679 6 лет назад +24

    “What park?” “We don’t know what you’re talking about” 😂😂😂

  • @georgeagostinirobinson8607
    @georgeagostinirobinson8607 6 лет назад +34

    this is everything ive ever wanted college humor and chris pratt

  • @erinarmstrong2110
    @erinarmstrong2110 6 лет назад +102

    Name one person who was killed by a dinosaur
    What about at that park that they keep having to close down?
    What park?
    I don't know about any park?!

  • @ericjhung3259
    @ericjhung3259 6 лет назад +217

    "Can I speak to your supervisor?" I don't know if this was intentional, but it seems from that line coming from Bryce made me think of the airport scene in her episode of Black Mirror.

  • @ninaknox1993
    @ninaknox1993 6 лет назад +103

    "You're a sandwich away from being fat" 😂😂

  • @sarateubert8252
    @sarateubert8252 6 лет назад +181

    "BLUE! GO FULL BEAST-MODE!"

  • @veridian4433
    @veridian4433 6 лет назад +1045

    My pet rock is used for emotional support too

    • @iamegg4688
      @iamegg4688 6 лет назад +1

      Veridian same

    • @strawberrypencl
      @strawberrypencl 6 лет назад +6

      I have a pet boulder too

    • @HelloHiGoodday
      @HelloHiGoodday 6 лет назад +13

      Your pet broke my window.

    • @matthewk2501
      @matthewk2501 6 лет назад

      Veridian why is gamora?

    • @artemiswolf4508
      @artemiswolf4508 6 лет назад +6

      Veridian Sir you are exaggerating, ok fine maybe my pet got a little anxious during the flight.
      What are you talking about? You literally just went into a plane and started to assault people with a rock.
      He is a service animal!

  • @sarahsmith2583
    @sarahsmith2583 6 лет назад +84

    *'Icarus Airlines'*
    CollegeHumor intros are the best.

    • @chocolatepudding1241
      @chocolatepudding1241 6 лет назад +6

      Sarah Smith omg I didn’t notice that! And next to it it says “fly higher” “never stop” 😂

    • @michokilo7421
      @michokilo7421 6 лет назад +1

      What’s so funny ?

    • @nataliehill1472
      @nataliehill1472 6 лет назад +4

      icarus is the guy who flew too close to the sun

  • @edits_yikes7225
    @edits_yikes7225 6 лет назад +110

    Bryce: GO FULL BEAST MODE!
    Me:😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂
    ...and did Chris just say honey to Bryce!!???😲😲😲

  • @TheDutchTexan
    @TheDutchTexan 6 лет назад +538

    I'd rather have a dinosaur on the plane than snakes... At least then you know where death is coming from...

    • @SeanFerree
      @SeanFerree 6 лет назад +2

      The Dutch Texan lol

    • @Ragnarockthedarkwolf
      @Ragnarockthedarkwolf 6 лет назад +9

      And have a chance to hit your target lol

    • @wackadoodles7549
      @wackadoodles7549 6 лет назад +45

      I'M SICK OF THESE MUTHA FUCKIN DINOSAURS ON THIS MUTHA FUCKIN PLANE!

    • @hut3165
      @hut3165 6 лет назад +5

      Nope it came from the ones on the side you didn’t even know were there

    • @DarthHao
      @DarthHao 6 лет назад +7

      Clever girl...

  • @natalieramsey4727
    @natalieramsey4727 6 лет назад +22

    Love the comedy that also brings to light the issue of people misrepresenting emotional support animals as service dogs, aswell as bringing emotional support animals that are untrained and/or aggressive on airlines (the only public place they have access to be in). It’s a funny twist on a serious problem, I love it!! 😂

  • @zennyfieldster4220
    @zennyfieldster4220 6 лет назад +140

    My service animal would be a brachiosaurus.
    Your going to need a bigger plane.

  • @kitmakin289
    @kitmakin289 6 лет назад +196

    That Dinosaur is NOT a service animal...
    It's an emotional support animal. Entirely different thing.

    • @thatonedog819
      @thatonedog819 6 лет назад +2

      Becca Makin I mean if their local laws have expanded the definition to allow any animal to be a service animal...

    • @IixiXOuOXixiI
      @IixiXOuOXixiI 6 лет назад +6

      My ESD is allowed to move with me, despite the renter's rules. My ESD isn't allowed to go into stores, or public businesses with me. I'm allowed to walk her, but I'm not allowed to take her to a movie theater.
      Service animals are trained for specific environments, emotional support animals are trained for basic.
      My dog is trained to comfort me when I'm feeling down, but I have to keep her leash tight, because she's too friendly and she tries to jump on and lick everyone she meets.

    • @RuthBanksComedy
      @RuthBanksComedy 6 лет назад +3

      bel pet she’s not saying an emotional support animal wouldn’t be allowed. She’s saying they’re two fundamentally different thing and the distinction is important both for clarity and safety.

    • @thatonedog819
      @thatonedog819 6 лет назад

      Zombie Zebra yes it is, but local laws are allowed to expand the definition of a service animal to allow for more than a dog or Mini horse. I am a service dog hander and fully agree that the distinction is very important, I was just being a sarcastic bitch.

    • @PuffyBuffy
      @PuffyBuffy 6 лет назад +1

      Becca Makin I thought it was a sub-category

  • @birdedup
    @birdedup 6 лет назад +27

    Clair: Blue! go FULL BEAST MODE

  • @michaelclemons8298
    @michaelclemons8298 5 лет назад +58

    Oh Man. That was so awesome.
    The next movie can be "Jurassic Plane: the Evolution of Airport Security".

    • @buckwheatthe3rd
      @buckwheatthe3rd 4 года назад +4

      'i am tired of these motherfucking raptors on this motherfucking plane"
      Samuel L Jackson in raptors on a plane summer 2020
      coming to theater and an airport security checkpoint near you

    • @The-No-one
      @The-No-one 4 года назад +2

      Jurassic world fallen plane Owen/Chris Pratt OH GOD BLUE STOP STOP AHHHHHH OMG

  • @frogwitch
    @frogwitch 6 лет назад +35

    Bryce Dallas Howard is very charming, love this hairstyle more than the one she has in the movie

    • @normg7428
      @normg7428 6 лет назад

      El Hori Which movie, the last one or the one coming out?

  • @ruthhh.m
    @ruthhh.m 6 лет назад +45

    *I'm getting anxiety just standing here*
    Me standing next to my friend's Chihuahua. He could have been the velociraptor's stand-in tbh

  • @aspieotaku3580
    @aspieotaku3580 4 года назад +12

    Blue needs a hug and hates being in a cage. After fallen kingdom she let owen know she does not want to be in a cage anymore and be free.

  • @synthkilla9927
    @synthkilla9927 6 лет назад +19

    So College Humor is set in the Jurassic World universe. This is the best crossover event in history!

    • @Rathkryn
      @Rathkryn 6 лет назад +4

      You act like the Jurassic Park movies aren't documentaries.

  • @carktheshark
    @carktheshark 6 лет назад +39

    Of course I get a Jurassic World trailer while starting this video

  • @alfaomegaproductions
    @alfaomegaproductions 5 лет назад +7

    1:52 Love the background people when Blue's out of the cage XD Like nothing happened lol

  • @ChiefofTradez
    @ChiefofTradez 6 лет назад +27

    "Blue! go full beast mode"😂hahahaha that was funny

  • @tommymaxey2665
    @tommymaxey2665 6 лет назад +286

    Chris pratt should of used the Starlord card

  • @koibear5
    @koibear5 Месяц назад +1

    "Oh, Word..Cause I'm getting anxiety just standing here" had me rolling 🤣🤣, and "can i speak with your supervisor 😇"

  • @ScarlettJ1221
    @ScarlettJ1221 6 лет назад +1007

    Chris Pratt is Daddy

  • @siddheshs4068
    @siddheshs4068 6 лет назад +11

    Damm! I luv Raph when he is the only one making sense!

  • @elena9.7.77
    @elena9.7.77 4 года назад +3

    ":) Can I speak with your supervisor?" That Nosedive reference there hahah❤️

  • @jortuspelatus7364
    @jortuspelatus7364 6 лет назад +90

    It's effin' *STAR LAAAWWRD*

  • @willsee5521
    @willsee5521 6 лет назад +163

    Jurassic airplane coming to a theatre near you September 2018

    • @superanimeniac
      @superanimeniac 6 лет назад +3

      I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MUTHAFUCKING DEINONYCHUS ON THIS MUTHAFUCKING PLANE.
      Everybody strap in, we gonna open up some windas.

    • @MammaApa
      @MammaApa 6 лет назад

      That's the 9/11 of movie ideas.

  • @ASKP007
    @ASKP007 4 года назад +9

    She is right, i have researched, I cannot name a single person killed by a dinosaur.

  • @antiseth3964
    @antiseth3964 6 лет назад +14

    That moment when Pratt pulls out the tranq rifle and gets super serious. xD

  • @r.e.durbin6217
    @r.e.durbin6217 6 лет назад +6

    Ahahahha! Brilliant! I love the snarky humor. Pratt and Dallas were amazing in this. :D So glad I stumbled upon this gem.

  • @idamarie6701
    @idamarie6701 4 года назад +4

    "BLUE! GO FULL BEAST MODE!"
    And also that black mirror refrence at the end was spot on!

  • @specialnewb9821
    @specialnewb9821 6 лет назад +104

    Of course shes one of those "supervisor" ladies 😂

    • @91clarie
      @91clarie 5 лет назад +3

      Yeah watch Black Mirror nosedive 😂

    • @legendarytat8278
      @legendarytat8278 4 года назад +1

      Around these parts we call them “Karen”

    • @SuperMeg82
      @SuperMeg82 4 года назад

      Best Karen moment ever LMAO

    • @yin-yangdragon
      @yin-yangdragon 3 года назад

      well duh her dad is Opie the son of a small-town sheriff

    • @specialnewb9821
      @specialnewb9821 3 года назад

      @@legendarytat8278 when i made the comment Karen was just starting to really blow up.

  • @smollestbeanlol
    @smollestbeanlol 6 лет назад +782

    Look.
    It’s Crispy Rat.
    Wait no.

    • @ggoodd32503
      @ggoodd32503 6 лет назад +3

      Smol Bean.... You just steal jokes???

    • @smollestbeanlol
      @smollestbeanlol 6 лет назад +7

      Celos
      O shit did i? I just use this when i talk about him lmao sorry.

    • @SeanFerree
      @SeanFerree 6 лет назад

      Smol Bean lol

    • @reallyvro657
      @reallyvro657 6 лет назад +5

      Look.
      It's Rispy Cat.
      Wait no.

    • @SeanFerree
      @SeanFerree 6 лет назад

      Haha!

  • @chipSVU
    @chipSVU 3 года назад +1

    "Oh, word? Because I'm getting anxiety just standing here," is my favorite Raph line from any sketch.

  • @hammadali594
    @hammadali594 6 лет назад +243

    If you got a Jurassic World 2 ad before this video it's almost like they were targeting a specific audience that would watch the movie because they watched a video about Jurassic World. 🤔

    • @Hi-uv7nn
      @Hi-uv7nn 6 лет назад +1

      This is the dumbest comment in history🤦‍♀️

    • @hammadali594
      @hammadali594 6 лет назад +8

      Ben Whittington FYI, the comment was said in sarcasm because people kept commenting that they got a JW2 trailer before this video. It's obviously targeted to the video because anyone who watches a JW2 skit will most likely watch the movie, as in it's not a coincidence.

  • @sfbuck415
    @sfbuck415 5 лет назад +31

    this is why my emotional support companion is a tapeworm. good luck taking that away from me.

  • @WeCameAsStars
    @WeCameAsStars 6 лет назад +31

    This was hilarious!!! I laughed so hard.

  • @bella5875
    @bella5875 6 лет назад +24

    Service Animals are NOT the same as Emotional Support Animals!!

    • @jamssnana4084
      @jamssnana4084 6 лет назад +3

      Chriz But for those of us who need them (dogs, not peacocks, pigs, etc) ESAs are just as crucial. Please don't make the good guys pay for what the idiots have been doing.

    • @bella5875
      @bella5875 6 лет назад +3

      JAMS's Nana They're important as they serve a function, but it's the handler's responsibility to make sure their ESA is well-behaved and doesn't disrupt other passengers and SD teams. That can be a matter of life and death. 👍🏻

    • @jamssnana4084
      @jamssnana4084 6 лет назад +2

      Chriz I agree 100%!

  • @RUPPLEPUPPLE
    @RUPPLEPUPPLE 6 лет назад +12

    This is so true
    When I worked in retail I had to deal with these people all the time
    An emotional support animal is NOT a service animal

    • @tiny99990
      @tiny99990 6 лет назад +1

      well, I mean it can be, (in Arizona at least) for example I have a dog who not only alerts me to oncoming (non-epileptic) seizures, but also calms me and in doing so prevent me from having a seizure... as such he is considered a service animal, even though the service he provides is emotional support... Again this is in AZ it may or may not be different in another state... and is most likely different in another country...

  • @alexthelegoguy4504
    @alexthelegoguy4504 5 лет назад +11

    “Blue! GO FULL BEAST MODE!”

  • @TheGamelover13
    @TheGamelover13 6 лет назад +655

    Dope

    • @mery9137
      @mery9137 6 лет назад +3

      How did you edit dope?

  • @alainart
    @alainart 6 лет назад +6

    No one EVER believes that my dinosaur is a service dinosaur either! I'm glad that this issue is finally being brought into the light.

    • @xxxxOS
      @xxxxOS 6 лет назад

      An emotional support animal is different to a service animal.

  • @nicholasmaude6906
    @nicholasmaude6906 5 лет назад +18

    Anyone else notice that the name of the airline's name is ICARUS Airlines and that its motto is "Always fly higher"?

    • @transitfan954
      @transitfan954 3 года назад +2

      Chief pilot Bruce Dickinson! 😂

    • @deepsleep7822
      @deepsleep7822 3 года назад +2

      Yeah, saw that. Clever. Always look for the easter eggs.

    • @largol33t1
      @largol33t1 3 года назад +2

      Their motto could also be "Let us take you closer to the sun!" 😂😂

    • @nicholasmaude6906
      @nicholasmaude6906 3 года назад +1

      @@largol33t1 Heh! I thought of that and that's hilarious😂.

  • @ketchumuu
    @ketchumuu 6 лет назад +4

    *love it,the change of voice of chris at the last scene was perfect*

  • @sunnchilde
    @sunnchilde 6 лет назад +56

    "Service animal" Does that mean that the velociraptor can ride in the cabin with the other passengers?

  • @Dirty-clean
    @Dirty-clean 6 лет назад +12

    People at the back totally ignores the dinasour escape from her cage. So badass.

  • @kodexi2761
    @kodexi2761 6 лет назад +48

    Ah yes, the Chrisptrattasauraus. A beautiful specimen...

  • @pooka3519
    @pooka3519 6 лет назад +37

    YOU GOT CHRIS PRATT

    • @Brandon11746
      @Brandon11746 6 лет назад +3

      Pooka No no no thats just his stunt double 😆

    • @pooka3519
      @pooka3519 6 лет назад

      su🅱️🅱️

    • @potatosalad1016
      @potatosalad1016 6 лет назад

      exepct for Nebula!!!!!!!!!!:(((((

  • @puipuimolcar8675
    @puipuimolcar8675 6 лет назад +1

    "Can I speak with your supervisor?"
    It was at this moment he knew... He FCKED UP! 😂😂😂😂

  • @GregsVlog
    @GregsVlog 6 лет назад +321

    So did this happen before Jurassic World 1, because Blue is a lot bigger now! Also, this is just a joke, I know the real Blue is safe in an exotic zoo in western Montana.

    • @MrKRK815
      @MrKRK815 6 лет назад +3

      right. thats baby blu. lol

    • @stormthor4991
      @stormthor4991 6 лет назад +16

      Nope. Montana has been bombed by an extremist doomsday cult called Project at Eden's Gate. I'm sorry but Blue met her end there, along with any proof of sasquatch :(

    • @adenkhan5128
      @adenkhan5128 6 лет назад +2

      Stormthor WHOOSH

    • @dawnmidnightsun2521
      @dawnmidnightsun2521 6 лет назад +9

      Actually that size would be correct if they were being accurate about the size of raptors in the films lol

    • @aconcerneduser4950
      @aconcerneduser4950 6 лет назад +3

      Adventures by George You're over thinking this, but go ahead for fun. :)

  • @mildlydistressedmusic
    @mildlydistressedmusic 6 лет назад +4

    I love both of these actors. They're amazing.

  • @not.aariiii
    @not.aariiii Год назад +1

    THE SUPERVISOR PART GAVE ME BLACK MIRROR: NOSEDIVE VIBES FROM LACIE POUND!

  • @Nobodysurvivesevenonebit
    @Nobodysurvivesevenonebit 6 лет назад +685

    Starlord😍😍😍

    • @cove6905
      @cove6905 6 лет назад +11

      nobody survives even one bit he's dead tho

    • @radiation3048
      @radiation3048 6 лет назад +11

      Burt Macklin

    • @vwithav7997
      @vwithav7997 6 лет назад +23

      Star Lord fucked everyone, don´t cheer for him. Also this is Chris in his Jurassic World role, not his Marvel role.

    • @DevilMayCode
      @DevilMayCode 6 лет назад

      nobody survives even one bit WHO??

    • @_gokceada
      @_gokceada 6 лет назад +32

      Game Detective actually doctor strange saw that future and didn’t try to stop him, that’s the one in 4trillion chance they win

  • @luehyouidiut6972
    @luehyouidiut6972 6 лет назад +6

    They make a good couple and blue makes a good well kid dinosaur thingy 😂♥️

  • @MarquesLKing
    @MarquesLKing 3 года назад +1

    YES! This was so AWEOME! (sorry, coffees + binged all JP's at once)

  • @The_Fuse_Maestro11
    @The_Fuse_Maestro11 6 лет назад +5

    First there was snakes on the plane then there was zombies on a plane... now I can confirm dinos on a plane

  • @Jollerygrokes
    @Jollerygrokes 6 лет назад +11

    Can't even bring dinosaurs on flights anymore! Thanks 911.

  • @TheAndaluna
    @TheAndaluna 6 лет назад +1

    “ can i speak with your supervisor “ nice subtle black mirror reference 😂😂

  • @mickberry9991
    @mickberry9991 5 лет назад +4

    Too Funny😂😂😂😂😂
    Can I speak to your Supervisor? LOLOLOLOLOL😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @DerektheDalek
    @DerektheDalek 6 лет назад +6

    "Buckle up." "But there's no seatbelts..." "Then hold hands."

  • @cheetahfranzen8547
    @cheetahfranzen8547 4 года назад +5

    His reaction at the end is like worst day ever at this job

  • @jasminewadsworth1983
    @jasminewadsworth1983 6 лет назад +107

    Wait, there's a dinosaur park? I haven't heard of it?

    • @Daisy-kg4ho
      @Daisy-kg4ho 6 лет назад +9

      They're referring to Jurassic world

    • @crobes4155
      @crobes4155 6 лет назад +7

      They can't say the name though due to copyright.

    • @afro.thunder
      @afro.thunder 6 лет назад +7

      No what is this jurassic world you speak of?

    • @sciolistbardstudios3826
      @sciolistbardstudios3826 6 лет назад +6

      Sure is! It’s where everybody walks their dinosaur

    • @demonddenteth5355
      @demonddenteth5355 6 лет назад

      Jasmine Wadsworth lol Jurassic park