How Bao Got So HØRNY

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  • Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2024

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  • @baovtuber
    @baovtuber 10 месяцев назад +2247

    Let me explain

    • @Moriko73
      @Moriko73 10 месяцев назад +132

      13 bao?
      fr 💀?

    • @Poopick
      @Poopick 6 месяцев назад +67

      Im waiting for the explenation if it ever comes

    • @Nito-San
      @Nito-San 5 месяцев назад +37

      We need to have an intervention

    • @benson7374
      @benson7374 5 месяцев назад +47

      An actual, for real, bonafide, gooner.

    • @KevinMunchyButtons
      @KevinMunchyButtons 5 месяцев назад +18

      13? Got dam
      Same though

  • @matchesburn
    @matchesburn 10 месяцев назад +6351

    Bao: "My record is 13 times a day."
    Also Bao: "I need a sparring partner."
    Bao, you don't need a partner, you need a god damn *_team._*

    • @AnnHiroCh
      @AnnHiroCh 10 месяцев назад +339

      I got this.

    • @NaoSkyVT
      @NaoSkyVT 10 месяцев назад +199

      @@AnnHiroCh you sure about that

    • @AnnHiroCh
      @AnnHiroCh 10 месяцев назад +210

      @@NaoSkyVT I got half for sure, but the rest would be a struggle indeed

    • @PrinceAliy
      @PrinceAliy 10 месяцев назад +162

      @@AnnHiroCh I think you forgot thus is Bao we're talking about, I'll give you 3 rounds MAX

    • @KWifler
      @KWifler 10 месяцев назад +35

      I'm practically the same as her! I take anxiety meds and it helps. Except male. And I'm disabled.

  • @The_Ultimate_Agent
    @The_Ultimate_Agent 10 месяцев назад +4782

    So basically Bao: THEN SOMETHING JUST SNAPPED! SOMETHING INSIDE OF ME! I DIDN’T CARE ANYMORE! I DIDN’T CARE ABOUT BEING BETTER THAN KAKAROT! I DIDN’T CARE ABOUT BEING A SUPER SAIYAN! I DIDN’T CARE IF I LIVED! I DIDN’T CARE ABOUT ANYTHING, AND THEN IT HAPPENED!

    • @arcadius3257
      @arcadius3257 10 месяцев назад +67

      Hah...Nice.

    • @Khosichilla
      @Khosichilla 10 месяцев назад +147

      Something snapped... Something inside of her

    • @alexander1989x
      @alexander1989x 10 месяцев назад +103

      @@Khosichilla And that's how it happened. That's how I became a Vtuber.

    • @EatingMikeTysonsAss
      @EatingMikeTysonsAss 10 месяцев назад

      Her power was over 9000

    • @yoyoyo8087
      @yoyoyo8087 10 месяцев назад +18

      “What? I thought vtubers were pure! Like in those idol agencies!”

  • @autohmae
    @autohmae 10 месяцев назад +2577

    The definition of an addiction actually includes if it messes up your life/can't function normally. So yes, she did/does.

    • @ComotoseOnAnime
      @ComotoseOnAnime 10 месяцев назад +159

      This reads as less of an addiction and more of an genuine actual mental or biological disorder.

    • @autohmae
      @autohmae 10 месяцев назад +129

      @@ComotoseOnAnime yes, a proper addiction is a medical condition. Just like drug rehabilitation is medical process. For example some people have a huge porn addiction and can't function properly in society, they need help from medical professionals to rid themselves of it.

    • @ComotoseOnAnime
      @ComotoseOnAnime 10 месяцев назад +41

      @@autohmae I meant that more in a "Born with it" rather than "Developed it" way. I don't consider an addiction the same as a mental illness that you're born with. The former you're typically not really responsible for, while the latter, if it's drug related it's usually something that was done voluntarily with a lack of foresight or restraint.

    • @autohmae
      @autohmae 10 месяцев назад +26

      @@ComotoseOnAnime well, we got psychopath and sociopath for a reason, but the end of the day, the results are the same.

    • @djduncan956
      @djduncan956 10 месяцев назад

      400th like

  • @NeuronActivation
    @NeuronActivation 10 месяцев назад +3821

    Bao: "My max is 13 but If i try hard enough i can surpass that"
    Bao isnt even horni anymore, she has reached a level far beyond human comprehension

    • @Da_Shark
      @Da_Shark 10 месяцев назад +90

      My man you say that like 13 is even a big deal.... those a rookie numbers

    • @af2547
      @af2547 10 месяцев назад

      @@Da_Sharkfor women*

    • @korvus8121
      @korvus8121 10 месяцев назад +104

      competative nymphomania... theres something horrofyingly beautiful in that

    • @jeffington1224
      @jeffington1224 10 месяцев назад +20

      I can only go like 7 times as my max (breaks included ofcs)

    • @KWifler
      @KWifler 10 месяцев назад +20

      It's natural hypers*xuality if it starts suddenly at puberty. I had the same issue, but I'm male. I wish there was some way I could find women who are like that and want a permanent partner. Most seem to like sleeping around.

  • @Ardeleus
    @Ardeleus 10 месяцев назад +2202

    I hope she finds a solution in a safe way.
    Stuff like this doesnt always get taken seriously but it can cause genuine suffering and struggle in a person's life as well as the people around them who care about them.

    • @matchesburn
      @matchesburn 10 месяцев назад +225

      "I hope she finds a solution in a safe way. "
      I thought that was why she constructed the goon cave.

    • @DetectiveOlivaw
      @DetectiveOlivaw 10 месяцев назад +3

      For real it is easy to joke about but if Bao’s shit is keeping her from living her life that’s straight up an addiction and I hope she figures out a way through it.
      But if it’s not and she’s just horny then go off I guess.

    • @one_bone_4_life647
      @one_bone_4_life647 10 месяцев назад +38

      Yea, a bunch of pills isn't healthy

    • @vencelfoldi8236
      @vencelfoldi8236 10 месяцев назад +126

      Yeaaah, like, we can all have a good laugh at "haha, Bao horny on main" but if someone casually goes at it *fking 13 times a day* that is bound to have some hormon related and even physical repercussions, if not already then on the long run definitely. It ain't my place to draw conclusions, it just sometimes goes from funny to mildly worrying when Bao talks about this stuff.

    • @matchesburn
      @matchesburn 10 месяцев назад +74

      @@vencelfoldi8236
      It depends on whether someone does it because they *_want to_* or because they feel they *_have to._* Bao didn't make that distinction. Given how she talked about pushing her record "if she tried," I'm going to guess it's more towards the "want to" than "have to."

  • @jacobwumbo827
    @jacobwumbo827 10 месяцев назад +1032

    People talk about freaks in the sack, about going feral, bark bark woo woo type shit, but that’s nothing. Bao isn’t on another level, she’s the ceiling. She’s the shadow behind every light.

    • @Perdix64
      @Perdix64 10 месяцев назад

      She’s the fucking embodiment of that in its entirety

    • @deathofallthingspotato9919
      @deathofallthingspotato9919 7 месяцев назад +3

      It's a lot, but it's not... that much?
      I mean, it's a lot, but it's not overly high

    • @Garl_Vinland
      @Garl_Vinland 7 месяцев назад +4

      She’s kinda just your average woman

    • @Sultschiem
      @Sultschiem 7 месяцев назад

      She is the entire fucking kink dungeon

    • @LunarEdge7
      @LunarEdge7 6 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@Garl_Vinland Meanwhile SEA countries;

  • @neminem233
    @neminem233 10 месяцев назад +1112

    Guy(citation needed) here, I had almost the exact opposite experience, in which everyone else was horny but my sex drive was more like a sex stationary. A sex parked if you will.

    • @dragoonmk4203
      @dragoonmk4203 10 месяцев назад +30

      🤣

    • @undead_corsair
      @undead_corsair 10 месяцев назад

      A sex stall at the junction.

    • @AustinAwsome
      @AustinAwsome 10 месяцев назад +106

      Yeah seriously, from all the stories I hear/read from women online it makes me feel like they're wolves in heat compared to me. When I heard a few of my friends say they did jerked it daily I thought they was joking, especially after another said 3x in one day. I'm over here thinking that twice a week made me an addict.

    • @r.pizzamonkey7379
      @r.pizzamonkey7379 10 месяцев назад +68

      Same. People always be like "oh men are sex animals compared to women", nah, it's entirely dependent on which men and which women.
      For me it fluxuates, most of the time it's like 1-2 times a week, occasionally I'll get into a hot streak and do like once a day, but most of the time I'm just not that horny.

    • @fiyahquacker2835
      @fiyahquacker2835 10 месяцев назад

      @@r.pizzamonkey7379 I've genuinely never done it yet and currently 25yrs old. Sure I'd watch some porn in my teens but it was literally more like a causal movie watching and pretty much 0 interest at all in jacking it.

  • @Twitchy_McExorcism
    @Twitchy_McExorcism 10 месяцев назад +476

    This whale may be singlehandedly responsible for a considerable portion of rising sea levels.

    • @swigmcale7555
      @swigmcale7555 10 месяцев назад +13

      I was about to say, "or the saltiness of the oceans overall," but then I remembered that's more in the guys' camp.😅

    • @zakiistakis
      @zakiistakis 6 месяцев назад +4

      These comments get more and more creative as time passes on

  • @IamNerfDart
    @IamNerfDart 10 месяцев назад +188

    Her "I'm so drunk it's crazy" felt like the equivalent of when Dantes says "In game, of course"

  • @raynaldiyudhistira4851
    @raynaldiyudhistira4851 10 месяцев назад +212

    Bao: I would literally skip school to like...
    Me: **Looks at screen**
    Bao: **MANIC LAUGHTER**

  • @bromodragone8405
    @bromodragone8405 9 месяцев назад +80

    "A boxing match that's NEVER GONNA FUCKING COME!"
    Well, you certainly did though.

  • @1000kylestar
    @1000kylestar 10 месяцев назад +271

    I remember when she used to be a cover artist, singing cute songs and stuff
    now i'm just sitting here listening to her just, talk about stuff like this
    amazing, truly

    • @Subject-639
      @Subject-639 9 месяцев назад +9

      Definitely kinda surreal if you think about it.

    • @martuuk8964
      @martuuk8964 9 месяцев назад +23

      I’ll give you a hint. It’s easier to farm guys by being dirty - but if you can do it while having an interesting personality, it’s even more effective. That’s why a lot of the “cam girl” types on Twitch never break 500 viewers - because they aren’t interesting people. They have a high churn rate too (viewers that come and go quickly because you know why). High churn rate is bad and you get paid less. Bao has the perfect mix of sexuality and being interesting to listen to. That’s why she blew up.

    • @chloeah101
      @chloeah101 9 месяцев назад +2

      Bro she did a cover of Gigantic OTN 😂

    • @itsTyrion
      @itsTyrion 9 месяцев назад +9

      tbf she still does cute covers :D

    • @chloeah101
      @chloeah101 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@itsTyrion True, I love the cover she did from the anime Charlotte

  • @pagadianbro2890
    @pagadianbro2890 10 месяцев назад +207

    Aight hear me out.
    Bao got like a hormone to accommodate a 7'8" person on a regular basis, but was compressed on a 4'11" height, which makes a lot of surplus hormones making her much more ballistic than any of your average sheila.

    • @PiscestheDirty
      @PiscestheDirty 6 месяцев назад +16

      Bao is 4'11? Yeah that explains so much

    • @Aztonio
      @Aztonio 5 месяцев назад

      In fact... You may like to read som researches about chimeras people. It's basically a whole portion of humanity that may be partiatially their own twin sibling (false twin from two gametes of course). Their cells and DNA randomly spread around the body like a zebra.
      It's very hard to detect before you actually look for it. (basically checking every cell of the body...) We only discovered it when it affected precise aeras that naturally showed the difference when doing tests. Or else there are the more recognizable cases of some people and animals show different pigmentation accross the body, but it can take any form as it merges two siblings.
      It could even be only in the brain and all... I think that may explain MANY THINGS about how some people may feel so uncompatible with their own self. Biology is just literally THAT wild.

    • @jacobhayes9992
      @jacobhayes9992 5 месяцев назад +6

      "shiela" aussie detected

  • @hifori
    @hifori 10 месяцев назад +443

    imagine bao setting up her tinder profile

    • @Verrisin
      @Verrisin 10 месяцев назад +61

      everyone: pass. obvious fake. XD

    • @n0denz
      @n0denz 10 месяцев назад

      Not that hard to imagine:
      >picture of her
      >a few barebones details
      >maybe one suggestive phrase ended with a winning winking emoticon
      And then she'd be drowning in thirsty guys. Simple as.

  • @Absolute_Crimson
    @Absolute_Crimson 10 месяцев назад +622

    She wants a sparring partner she says?
    SAY LESS.

    • @ThePatxiao
      @ThePatxiao 10 месяцев назад +109

      Sounds like she would drain you dude. If you’re willing to, god speed

    • @paulvontarsus729
      @paulvontarsus729 10 месяцев назад +76

      @@ThePatxiaoShe wants a werewolf, but she's a vampire

    • @Demon666x3
      @Demon666x3 10 месяцев назад +20

      She goes at it 13 times a day...I'm pretty sure nobody will last that long unless you're death the wolf.

    • @fiyahquacker2835
      @fiyahquacker2835 10 месяцев назад

      @@paulvontarsus729 or someone with that condition that causes an excess of hair growth everywhere.

    • @shadowslime3640
      @shadowslime3640 10 месяцев назад

      @@paulvontarsus729 beautiful word play

  • @Freekymoho
    @Freekymoho 10 месяцев назад +121

    Behold; the Gooner unchained by a refractory period

    • @NinthSettler
      @NinthSettler 4 месяца назад +4

      it's all "-nut-" and no "post-" or "-clarity"

  • @ozarazil5745
    @ozarazil5745 10 месяцев назад +163

    Whoever gets into the goon cave is gonna be SO LUCKY bro xD. They'll have to take that super soldier serum or be a legit werewolf to keep up, but they'll be lucky

    • @gregd806
      @gregd806 10 месяцев назад +26

      Or tired... Very Very Tired... All the time...

    • @theredknight9314
      @theredknight9314 9 месяцев назад

      @@gregd806naw just takes practice. I have been able to increase ftom once a day to 3-4 times a day

    • @ericgolightly8450
      @ericgolightly8450 4 месяца назад +1

      Nobody entering that biohazard is lucky

  • @snarkatark
    @snarkatark 10 месяцев назад +386

    Bao was the gay friend who was allowed at the girls' sleepover.
    Except the girls made a mistake and forgot that the gay friend has to be a dude.

    • @cheeseboi7553
      @cheeseboi7553 10 месяцев назад

      And got trauma from her hornyness

    • @CosmicHase
      @CosmicHase 10 месяцев назад

      She's gay? Aw man, i really wanted it.

  • @Jrthegod69
    @Jrthegod69 10 месяцев назад +742

    Seeing how military men are usually the most athletic and mentally trained individuals...this explains Bao's desire for a military husband SO much more now! 😂

    • @gamerguy6990
      @gamerguy6990 10 месяцев назад +104

      Idk about mentally trained currently, some of the stories I’ve heard about people passing boot camp that really shouldn’t have are coming up allot more.

    • @Niterayde
      @Niterayde 10 месяцев назад +33

      @@gamerguy6990cause the ones making the rules about what should be required have become weak as fucking hell

    • @defenestratedone
      @defenestratedone 10 месяцев назад +29

      @@NiteraydeI mean of they were any more selective they wouldn’t make the recruitment quotas. Sometimes you just need warm bodies

    • @spiralzzz203
      @spiralzzz203 10 месяцев назад

      lol "mentally trained individuals" more like mentally regarded. why do you think these mfs are in the military in the first place lmao

    • @lucakun3455
      @lucakun3455 10 месяцев назад +4

      I think even smb out of the military couldn't hold up with that pace for more than 1 week

  • @loganagle746
    @loganagle746 10 месяцев назад +1022

    I completely refuse to believe she DOESN'T write these beforehand. Like...I refuse to believe her personal stories can be THIS insane, while ALSO being THIS surprisingly well-articulated, all off the cuff.
    These clips of Bao just sharing her personal anecdotes & experiences in unrehearsed monologues/discussions are like pre-written, heavily-edited scripts from an edgy Sitcom.

    • @Dubbel12
      @Dubbel12 10 месяцев назад +64

      Well I mean of course. Vtubers by nature are fake. Any story they tell I take with a hint of salt. Its all about entertaining the viewers.

    • @shadowslime3640
      @shadowslime3640 10 месяцев назад +188

      ​@Dubbel12 just cause most people's experiences and lives are basic doesn't automatically mean everyone is like that

    • @PlatinumHntr
      @PlatinumHntr 10 месяцев назад +7

      I'm afraid to find out

    • @ElFreakinCid
      @ElFreakinCid 10 месяцев назад +85

      @@Dubbel12 So because you can't put yourself in their position and they're also entertainers, everything they say is a lie. Great logic.

    • @ElFreakinCid
      @ElFreakinCid 10 месяцев назад +39

      Person has experience you can't imagine and is also well-spoken, therefore personal anecdote is fake...?

  • @Sergei_Nohomo
    @Sergei_Nohomo 10 месяцев назад +320

    This shit is serious, of course in the internet it’s “ha ha sex” but stuff like this makes me happy that vtubers like Melody and lewdtubers in general bring more awareness to sexual education and normalizing wellness with stuff like this and not just be a joke all the time. Having gone through this from experience it’s not easy and seeing others and myself cope can be hard because intimacy become daunting and scary and leads down to some issues in relationships and day to day living. It got to the point where I stopped full stop having relations with anybody because it was just that… sex and when I wanted was something more but my damn sex drive ain’t letting me do that so I intentionally put brakes down when there could be something more with my partner. It’s spooky but I hope Bao finds a healthy middle ground there’s solutions to it

    • @arkx-marxs6572
      @arkx-marxs6572 10 месяцев назад +6

      Damn deadaaas fr. And u just gotta be stoic against your😣 own emotions fr when tryna get outta that. Props too u 💵😤☝

    • @darienb1127
      @darienb1127 9 месяцев назад +12

      Yeah, it's genuinely kinda fucked that I learned more sex ed from Vtubers like Cottontail then I did the American education system.

  • @sprtsfanatic1
    @sprtsfanatic1 10 месяцев назад +149

    Bao was nerfed and debuffed worse than Kenpachi Zeraki; just, instead of suppressing your Spiritual Pressure, it was suppressing feral horniness. She really is at that Super Saiyan level of raw, unhinged, feral energy. That's my Kami Oshi 😎

  • @ElfangorQ7N
    @ElfangorQ7N 10 месяцев назад +103

    13 times in a day!?!?!?!?! As a guy who used to think he had an above average libido, 3 times in a day is really pushing it for me (for reference I average about 0.7 times per day now). I think I'd literally die of dehydration or a heart attack if I tried to go 13 times in one day.

    • @gardares
      @gardares 10 месяцев назад +12

      It depends on how fast you reaching it. By my own experience you can go high with decent pauses, but if it's one go it gets harder with each time. One time every 8 hours is nothing compared to 3 times in hour/two, because in the latter case you can start to bleed/bruise yourself and afterglow just really calm you down every new time (if you can't sleep/in stress - try to go for a round). Also, if you're quick-fire - it's easier, like 1 minute for a time than wait a lot to refresh yourself. If you're longshot... well, it definitely would be hard if it takes an hour for you to have a time. Some people are joking about quick-fires, but the thing is that some of them are never enough with just one time and the next time always get longer, while longshots can have struggles even with delivering one time.
      Plus, girls built different, they can have a time in mere seconds after another.
      Plus, sometimes if you cancel your time multiple times it's getting easier to have another afterwards.
      Plus, "solo time" is always easier to perform. With a "sparring partner" you get tired of it faster.
      But it's hard to go 13 times in a day anyway, it's the record. Someday I tried to go for another type of record and did it for... 14 hours, I think? It was devastating and I only had like what... 4 times and my whole hand gone numb? And the other day I just returned and returned to it and probably had like 11 or 12 times and rubbed myself until I bled, so I had to stop. There are also no healthy reasons to go that far.

    • @MrOlek700
      @MrOlek700 10 месяцев назад

      My record is 6. I usually go with twice a day, once in the morning and once a in the evening.
      Sometimes I get extra horny so I can go one by one, but I usually don't have time for that. Jerking off takes too much time for me like 1-2 hours a day. I don't mind it, but I could really do something else...

    • @luchixgalaxoza2300
      @luchixgalaxoza2300 10 месяцев назад +8

      I mean, as a guy my record was 9 times in 6 hours solo, but I developed an UTI and then prostatitis from it, which took about a year to heal. I think I average a bit above 1 a day now, I'm sore but functional lol.

    • @eldon515
      @eldon515 10 месяцев назад

      Never tried, but i say If i take an entire day to dedicate to it, 13 is not even a real challenge.
      Since i not addicted or anything, single sessions of half dozen times in a few hours hapenned before.

    • @Suninrags
      @Suninrags 10 месяцев назад

      My record as a guy is about 15 in a single hour... no cap I came blood

  • @swigmcale7555
    @swigmcale7555 10 месяцев назад +284

    13 times in one session/per day? Damn.
    Speaking as a 33 year old male, I was always under the impression growing up that girls could go longer, and reach their peaks more times a day than any guy ever could.
    So, on one hand, this doesn't surprise me too much from a physical means, but on the other hand, I am impressed by the dedication required to reach that number.😅

    • @matchesburn
      @matchesburn 10 месяцев назад +70

      I've known a woman that (the concept of gooning didn't exist then, but the definition fits) who did for 16 hours in one day and lost count of how many times she "reached the peak" and she eventually stopped because... and these are her words and I am quoting them: "got bored."
      Women are built different.

    • @icebox1954
      @icebox1954 10 месяцев назад +6

      @@matchesburn I wish I had the kind of skin that could endure this.

    • @theredknight9314
      @theredknight9314 9 месяцев назад

      @@matchesburnits cause its not as taxing on women as it is on men. Men MUST bust in order to reproduce so sending the sperm in takes alot if energy.
      For women there is no such requirement so there is a minimal energy tax when they release

    • @deathofallthingspotato9919
      @deathofallthingspotato9919 7 месяцев назад

      @@matchesburn I mean, yeah, I've gotten bored of it before...

  • @Gamer026
    @Gamer026 10 месяцев назад +19

    The dude that finally gets to be the one to take her V-card. He is gonna be unleashing beast the world is just not ready and probably never will be ready for lol

  • @dreameater8548
    @dreameater8548 10 месяцев назад +11

    The reincarnation of Queen "needs 7 men to please her" Medb.
    But yeah there's a reason Nymphomania is listed as a health problem

  • @TheRetroRenegade
    @TheRetroRenegade 10 месяцев назад +41

    "I was nerfed x3 [with meds] and apparently that still wasn't enough to make me a normal person."
    Bao over here taking two limitless pills to limit herself.

  • @sumrix
    @sumrix 10 месяцев назад +35

    Man, that sounds rough. I can't imagine how much she suffers to the point that she needs pills. I wonder if it's possible to cure

  • @firenzarfrenzy4985
    @firenzarfrenzy4985 5 месяцев назад +2

    There was a lot of emotion behind the "boxing match that's never gonna come". That shook me a little. Felt the genuine frustration

  • @SuperiorPosterior
    @SuperiorPosterior 10 месяцев назад +8

    This one time, the whole family except me packed up and left for a month-long road trip for a Boy Scouts thing, and I spent the first week reading through all 15 books I'd bought, and getting 100% achievements in Fable III and Borderlands 2. The second week I spent walking around in the buff, with all the TVs and radios on because being alone was freaking me out.
    The first day of the third week was spent by "venting my emotions" and trying to set a record. I got out 15 shots in 22 hours, and then spent the rest of the third _and_ the whole of the fourth week under the effects of Post Nut Clarity. Ever since, no matter how down bad I get, I can only release once a week.
    TLDR, I had a semi-automatic, spent all my ammunition, and now I've got a flintlock blunderbuss.

  • @BestCupid
    @BestCupid 10 месяцев назад +10

    "I fear no man, but that thing scares me"
    -me listening to Bao's wild ass stories

  • @solsy
    @solsy 10 месяцев назад +33

    I thought that I was bad but damn Bao skipping school for this!? this is crazy!!

  • @ronik809
    @ronik809 10 месяцев назад +12

    "I just need a sparring partner"
    okay
    "maybe a little furry"
    huh
    "maybe growls a bit"
    oh god no
    "and only comes out on a full moon"
    whew that was a close one

  • @Taradoxxi
    @Taradoxxi 10 месяцев назад +37

    Had that happen to me when I had to go off an SSRI cold turkey. Godspeed Bao, wishing u many seven foot tall werewolf spec ops boyfriends 👍

  • @BouncingTribbles
    @BouncingTribbles 10 месяцев назад +26

    Fun fact: the idea that nutting the day before a competition will make you perform worse is, mostly, not true. It will if you go hard, but single session can recharge you. Guys will be amped up and go hard the night before. It's also true for guys who are having a lot of sex, if you're getting it every night you want to skip the night before a game. It's also true if you do it to close to the game, so no boning day of.

  • @gagejoseph91
    @gagejoseph91 10 месяцев назад +536

    I have dated a few girls like this before. There is no humble way to say this, so I won't even try lol Apologies in advance. I got around a LOT and had a shameful amount of experience, so when I dated this repressed girl, I overwhelmed her at first. Rang that doorbell hard. Floodgates opened, it became a regular, nightly occurrence for her to finish 30+ times (of varying intensities, mind you). Another girl I was with was on number 25-ish (hard to keep track) when she ripped the bedsheets. Got other stories, but they generally all boil down to...
    Hungry, heated, insatiable girls sound hot on paper, but in practice, it is exhausting, often gets in the way for both of us, and can become a strain on the relationship. In recent years, I have had to make conscious efforts to restrain myself because half the relationships I used to be in devolved into purely sex at some point. Even if it started sweet and good and healthy, a girl finishing over 10 times a day has a lasting effect on the mind. It's easy to just go "That's hot" and move along with your fantasies, but in actual practice, as Bao said, it gets in the way. It becomes distracting, it becomes obsessive, and it becomes routine in a bad way. For me, the relationships were fun toward the start, became all about sex, and quickly became unhealthy.
    Just remember that your fantasies are all fine and good in your head, but reality isn't so ideal. There's a reason Bao had to take meds to cull that urge. It wasn't just harmless heat.

    • @davidm6329
      @davidm6329 10 месяцев назад +156

      First off, thank you for apologizing off the bat. It comes off like Jeff Bezos complaining that he can't afford another super-yacht when the average (or below average) man like myself reads your post.
      But yeah, sex gets in the way of shit. I work 60 hours a week in a job with a decent amount of labor. I fantasize about sex, but actually having it? With what energy? A lot of the time I'd honestly rather get a chance to read or play some video games. My schedule is packed.

    • @lowercase21
      @lowercase21 10 месяцев назад +31

      I dated girls like this too and i couldnt believe it lol i was busy.

    • @ResidentWeevil2077
      @ResidentWeevil2077 10 месяцев назад

      I remember there was a TV show (the name of which completely escapes me atm) which showed a woman who was hypers*xual and needed s*x pretty much multiple times a day. She would drag her boyfriend to their bedroom and he (begrudgingly) went with her. I can agree with you that while having an insatiable partner sounds amazing on paper/in theory, the reality couldn't be farther from the truth.

    • @nutshot_brawler8466
      @nutshot_brawler8466 10 месяцев назад +59

      I always find it super interesting to hear these stories, because I do always think about whether or not "the grass is greener on the other side" with a lot of things, copious amounts of sex, in this case, because i feel like not enough people are aware just how physically taxing sex can be

    • @gagejoseph91
      @gagejoseph91 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@nutshot_brawler8466 As a wise, small man once said, "I feel like I'm dying of thirst while watching another man drown." Neither side is all that desirable from a neutral perspective. Being broke makes it difficult to live. But being rich makes you a target and can make you question if your relationships with others are genuine. Likewise with sex. Everyone wants to feel loved and desired, at least up until you've attracted a stalker.
      It's why moderation isn't just some Taoist ideological platitude, it's a valid survival and comfort tactic. "When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer." This quote is not about arrogance, it's about retrospect and reflection. Once you've reached the top of the mountain, there's nothing left. That's not to say there's no value in having aspirations, but there's also value in the time it takes to reach those aspirations, and once you reach them comes the sobering realization that you are beset with two choices: Abandon your glory for new pastures, or remain a stagnant king. Either way, the end of your journey is an end, and you should be prepare for the implications that brings.

  • @PrinceAliy
    @PrinceAliy 10 месяцев назад +68

    All jokes aside, I think Bao genuinely needs some help💀Becuse I've NEVER even heard of even a GUY who's record was 13 times a day, and the fact that her hormones are still so strong this late in her life is a little concerning to say the least

    • @arcanefury3666
      @arcanefury3666 10 месяцев назад +7

      Well i mean that sounds barely possible for a dude. From my understanding you would need to have both low stamina, a low refractory peroid, and large quantities of...Then youd have to factor in time. No dude has that kind of time. Youd actually have to prepare for that.

    • @lykonic1763
      @lykonic1763 10 месяцев назад +15

      Well then allow me to introduce myself, a guy who once, in a bout of serious depression before I was medicated, took a whole 9 hours to do nothing but *that* alone in my apartment. I honestly don't know if I reached 13 that day or possibly surpassed it; I'm just telling you, it's certainly possible.

    • @tinkerermelon6599
      @tinkerermelon6599 9 месяцев назад

      I don't think I've ever counted, but as a guy I know I've "casually" done 8+ in one session when I get really horny. After about 3-4 gasms I'm firing blanks, but that doesn't mean I'm no longer horny and I usually keep going far past that point.
      I could def see me breaking into double digits (if I hadn't done so already), but it's typically uncommon for me to get THAT horny. Once every couple months maybe?
      Ngl, this is the first time I'm realizing this is unusual... The comments have been illuminating.

    • @alexhoughton3305
      @alexhoughton3305 5 месяцев назад

      The world record is like 56 or something

    • @adamperdue3178
      @adamperdue3178 3 месяца назад +1

      When I first got with my wife, I went 7 times in one 'session', and then a few more times throughout the rest of the day so that'd put me up to about 10 in a day. But I was spent for a few days after that, and I don't think I could do it again if I wanted to now that I'm approaching my 30s. Best I could do is probably 5 or 6 now, and it'd have to be spread out, and I don't think I could do it every day, most I could do is probably 3x per day if we're wanting consistency.
      It's a lot more draining when it's with a partner, especially when you're the one doing most of the movement.

  • @JackDespero
    @JackDespero 10 месяцев назад +24

    Honestly, I feel you, sis.
    I didn't know how it felt to have a normal libido until I started with my antidepresants and other pills.
    I learnt how it felt to go one or two days without thinking about sex, and it was eye opening.

  • @pitied3744
    @pitied3744 10 месяцев назад +29

    Bao doesnt need a partner she need a Pit Crew

  • @sonicplys64
    @sonicplys64 10 месяцев назад +92

    I cant even do it three times a day without feeling depleted. Respect.

    • @synphilia4776
      @synphilia4776 10 месяцев назад +10

      Same, by the third time it feels like it's gonna fall off. Crazy that girls can go that long

    • @TheOneTrueEfrate
      @TheOneTrueEfrate 10 месяцев назад +2

      I'm on the older side and I can do 3x before I get outta bed in the weekend, plus more during the day. Though after 3rd finish is mostly nothing for.at least a couple hours.

    • @ghostsdragon9222
      @ghostsdragon9222 5 месяцев назад +1

      the thing is 3 times for me is halve a day wasted

  • @AegisAuras
    @AegisAuras 10 месяцев назад +5

    She missed the opportunity to have a succubus as her avatar.

  • @mrjay8472
    @mrjay8472 10 месяцев назад +5

    Bao: And this... Is to go even further beyond!

  • @NateVHVT
    @NateVHVT 10 месяцев назад +16

    I always thought that the the deeper the dent got; the more debased she became.

  • @gg_sam7847
    @gg_sam7847 10 месяцев назад +14

    My ex wasn't exactly the most horny person, but when she was about 17-18 she had never done anything solo before, but after getting her first boyfriend and she learnt about that stuff it only took like a few months for her to have gone 30 times in 1 day

  • @SebDystic
    @SebDystic 10 месяцев назад +46

    Guards: “CLOSE THE GATES! SHES COMING!”
    Bao: *breaks through all defensive in hornyness*
    Guards: “dear god!”

  • @elfireii328
    @elfireii328 10 месяцев назад +26

    Bao scares me.

    • @Demon666x3
      @Demon666x3 10 месяцев назад +3

      Heavy: I fear no woman...but that thing...she scares me..

  • @le_mythic
    @le_mythic 10 месяцев назад +67

    Just your average high school experience.
    Although 13x in one day is impressive.

    • @livedandletdie
      @livedandletdie 10 месяцев назад +12

      The highest I've heard a guy go for was 8 times, he only quit because he began bleeding...

    • @le_mythic
      @le_mythic 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@livedandletdie 16 I believe is the record and that was only done in an hour.

    • @Freekymoho
      @Freekymoho 10 месяцев назад +5

      Women dont have a built in limiter like men do, so they "easily" produce numbers that sound insane to us

    • @Avetho
      @Avetho 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@Freekymoho Women are like a laser pulse rifle, their capacitors can recharge fast but they eventually overheat and have to stop, meanwhile men are mostly like firearms, some only got a musket like me, sure its big and heavy but it takes ages to reload and it only fires for one round and that's it, but some men are blessed/cursed with a whole extended mag precision bolt-action under their belt and can reliably fire for half a dozen rounds before needing to take some time to refill their mag.

    • @liique100
      @liique100 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@livedandletdie Interesting. My record is 19, and although I could have continued, I stopped because I was bored. I can still beat (hehe) the record today, but it would take me the entire night.

  • @CristianGonzalez-qf2os
    @CristianGonzalez-qf2os 10 месяцев назад +7

    This literally reminds me in middle school when I hit puberty and I tried it for curiosity and I got addicted so fucking bad that it was unholy. My only counter was my competitive gaming but the cure was Crippling Depression.

  • @crism8868
    @crism8868 6 месяцев назад +2

    "Doktor, turn off my heat inhibitors"
    - Bao, probably

  • @thebeatunleashed9509
    @thebeatunleashed9509 10 месяцев назад +5

    Her future partner is gonna look like the Dad from Coraline

  • @Galactic_15
    @Galactic_15 25 дней назад +1

    Good god
    Im 90% sure i saw a chatter say "Is it possible to learn this power"

  • @AnarchoAmericium
    @AnarchoAmericium 10 месяцев назад +15

    I'll take one for the team to keep Bao satisfied.

    • @arkx-marxs6572
      @arkx-marxs6572 10 месяцев назад +1

      Godspeed then my friend! I WISH I COULD but i know i couldn't keep up with dat shyt 😂♡¿

  • @Hypersaiyanike
    @Hypersaiyanike 10 месяцев назад +2

    Preparing for a boxing match thats never gonna fucking come? She just said 13 times a day!!!

  • @SpazmasterX
    @SpazmasterX 10 месяцев назад +17

    I volunteer as sacrifice

  • @hippopotomostrosesquippeda5804
    @hippopotomostrosesquippeda5804 Месяц назад

    She just randomly fucking laughs in the middle of her monologue I can't 😂

  • @TheVector119
    @TheVector119 10 месяцев назад +4

    Some people legitimately just have an abnormally high libido, and there's nothing wrong with that so long as they aren't hurting anyone or themselves as a result.

  • @awesomeiphone597
    @awesomeiphone597 10 месяцев назад +16

    Holy shit 13 times?! Damn😏

  • @theburningruler7279
    @theburningruler7279 9 месяцев назад +4

    Bao: "I would literally skip school to like..."
    Me: "... go on..."

  • @Randomperson-sz2gq
    @Randomperson-sz2gq 10 месяцев назад +5

    I thought I m the horniest person in the world. But today, I got humbled. I realized I m just a servant of god. I ll entrust my hope and will to Bao now…

  • @intely-gent1912
    @intely-gent1912 10 месяцев назад +13

    I can relate. It was not fun having my hormones so High.
    My record was 20x in a day. I am not proud of this.

  • @firenzarfrenzy4985
    @firenzarfrenzy4985 10 месяцев назад +19

    Oh look. A wholesome Vtuber with a very nice and reasonable avatar. Surely they won't be lewd like the others.
    "My record is 13 times"
    *Holy fu-*

    • @Subject-639
      @Subject-639 9 месяцев назад +2

      She was actually like that at the start tho. I think that the community just changed her outlook on things over time.

  • @aGhOsToFtHeFoRmEr
    @aGhOsToFtHeFoRmEr 10 месяцев назад +9

    "I'd be like ADBREAK"

  • @gameguy301
    @gameguy301 10 месяцев назад +1

    “I would literally skip school to like… HAHAHAHAHA!” -Bao auditioning to be the joker.

  • @logandelvalle6569
    @logandelvalle6569 10 месяцев назад +13

    13 times a day… thats insane! WTF!!

  • @hollowedheart4980
    @hollowedheart4980 10 месяцев назад +1

    2:34: The hunger, the anguish, the thirst. The insatiable urge in her voice fucking got crying XD
    That's how you know it's real!

  • @undead_corsair
    @undead_corsair 10 месяцев назад +5

    Ah, a professional DJ… No wait, that’s Melody.

  • @bronypal4030
    @bronypal4030 9 месяцев назад +1

    … ok then! “Werewolf Heat” is now a term stored into my terminology dictionary, thank YOU

  • @T35S
    @T35S 10 месяцев назад +6

    Oh hell nah skipping school is crazy 💀

  • @RedrumZombies
    @RedrumZombies 10 месяцев назад +2

    I feel sorry for anyone she's been with, who's she's with, and anyone in the future. Rest in Spaghetti

  • @ryzacobalion3622
    @ryzacobalion3622 10 месяцев назад +5

    Bao isn't just thirsty at this point. She's hungry for it.

  • @normallymute0131
    @normallymute0131 10 месяцев назад +2

    Gat damn, that sounds like a real pain in the (citation needed). To whomever finds themselves enraptured by Bao…God speed and good health to you sir/madam.

  • @ZyrusEclipse
    @ZyrusEclipse 10 месяцев назад +9

    I think this is top 3 mentally unstable bao things

  • @lykonic1763
    @lykonic1763 10 месяцев назад +1

    Me, a hairier dude that's a hardcore night owl and also has an overtuned libido:
    *"My time has come"*
    Alternatively:
    *"Finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary!"*

  • @joeojeda4651
    @joeojeda4651 10 месяцев назад +8

    She might legit have medical nyphomania, da,n

  • @spicy1615
    @spicy1615 10 месяцев назад +2

    Damn, I did all those things too but as a guy. Waking up early, taking days off, breaking from a sleepover, getting nerfed by meds. STILL like this, though I don't do 2/3s of the things I listed anymore.
    Horn. Horn never changes.

  • @sandenson
    @sandenson 10 месяцев назад +5

    I actually, no joke, feel bad. Suddenly Bao's horniness isn't so funny anymore.

  • @TheGrace020
    @TheGrace020 10 месяцев назад +4

    0:20 NAH SHE JUST LIKE ME 😭We were literally out here

  • @twooty2148
    @twooty2148 9 месяцев назад +3

    Bao is unironically a gooner

  • @Kildat1
    @Kildat1 5 месяцев назад

    Whenever I think I'm cooked, I just remind myself that there are people like Bao out there and still be successful

  • @GeoRyukaiser
    @GeoRyukaiser 10 месяцев назад +3

    I dated a girl with a record like that once.
    It was the most stressful half year of my life, and I'm fairly certain it shaved a few off.

  • @reesewhittington6778
    @reesewhittington6778 4 месяца назад

    "Like an addiction"
    brother I have less of an issue and I'm 90% certain I'M FIGHTING A BIG PROBLEM.

  • @Hollow7659
    @Hollow7659 10 месяцев назад +3

    As a guy my high score is 14 in one sesh but I was out of commission for days after bao is crazy

  • @azravael06
    @azravael06 9 месяцев назад +1

    Bao with Ghost.
    Ghost will die and will be literally a ghost.

  • @sinnerxion7200
    @sinnerxion7200 10 месяцев назад +14

    I’m starting to think I’m a male Bao…

  • @businesslozano3590
    @businesslozano3590 5 месяцев назад

    Never watched Bao till these past 2 hrs I spent binge watching some of her clips and I’m realizing how much I relate to her, not sure how to feel able it

  • @tsarzamancorpdna
    @tsarzamancorpdna 10 месяцев назад +12

    CUUUUUMMMNMMM 2:36

  • @Amaling
    @Amaling 7 месяцев назад +1

    Such basic unawareness of sex drive for half the population from so many and some people really think we have TOO MUCH sex education lmao

  • @joshbetts7618
    @joshbetts7618 10 месяцев назад +13

    Being baos boyfriend is like preparing for a marathon. It looks like we got to get our conditioning boys

  • @Clone4082
    @Clone4082 10 месяцев назад +1

    ….I only just got here and learned of this individual, and now I’m curious as to how long I’d last

  • @TheOnlyBiodude
    @TheOnlyBiodude 8 месяцев назад +4

    Imagine the smell bros

  • @michaelnace5490
    @michaelnace5490 5 месяцев назад

    “I feel like I’m preparing for a boxing match that’s never gonna fucking come!” Well it might never come, but she definitely is!

  • @rngsmiles3979
    @rngsmiles3979 10 месяцев назад +3

    Ok so this is not as unusual as some people might think. I've had a few friends in highschool who went through similar things, I've even dated someone who had a similar experience. They legit would have issues with their toy where they would overheat from using it for too long. It wasn't until they got into their mid 20's that things really started slowing down for them. But yeah birth control is actually so clutch for it's crazy high amount of utility. Like the hormone regulation that stuff has works wonders for so many things. I could go into more details, but I am not nearly stoned enough to write about it.

  • @Samusin.
    @Samusin. 10 месяцев назад

    i still cant get over the fact that after that entire speach thw thing that gets me is the little blblblblbl she does at the end xD

  • @johnbaker7322
    @johnbaker7322 10 месяцев назад +3

    Asia largest population in the world confirmed.

  • @firedrake110
    @firedrake110 8 месяцев назад

    Bao: "When I was going through one of my 'bouts' "
    Me, chuckling: Don't you mean one of your Bao-ts?

  • @sqrlmanz3846
    @sqrlmanz3846 10 месяцев назад +18

    She's insane 😂

  • @alanmechling9822
    @alanmechling9822 10 месяцев назад

    Bao is a nymphomaniac basically. Makes sense, I am too, but even I doubt that I'd be able to keep pace with her. Can't hurt to try though, lol.😂

  • @blazerman789
    @blazerman789 10 месяцев назад +6

    I feel like if you end up doing it a lot during puberty your body starts treating it as the norm which can lead to it being a borderline addiction

  • @pedrolucas-jv8or
    @pedrolucas-jv8or 10 месяцев назад +2

    2x nerfed only 1/4 of her true potential and yet !!AND YET !!! GOD I LOVE BAO !