Basically How Science Will End (Skit)

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  • Опубликовано: 1 окт 2024
  • Pretty much the only reason physics hasn't been finished yet truthfully.

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  • @imsleepy620
    @imsleepy620 2 года назад +661

    This genuinely feels like you sat down in front of a camera and improvised a whole sketch using some weird dream you had 2 nights ago as the seed for inspiration.
    Also, what did 3 ever do to you?

    • @lucid_
      @lucid_ 2 года назад +26

      exist

    • @felixbelair9251
      @felixbelair9251 2 года назад +10

      Valve does not know what 3 is.

    • @kobe4460
      @kobe4460 2 года назад +17

      @@felixbelair9251 No because 3 does not exist, valve is way ahead of its time

    • @abodismail2597
      @abodismail2597 2 года назад +6

      Its is odd

    • @Ash-tz5gx
      @Ash-tz5gx 2 года назад +9

      The thing is, since 3 doesn't exist any more, pi and e are not 3 any more, that's why the research will become better - better accuracy

  • @spaceCowboy924
    @spaceCowboy924 2 года назад +696

    My personal headcanon is that someday somewhere a physicist is going to solve an equation and the whole world will dissolve into nothing and you’ll just hear “level 2”

    • @AndrewDotsonvideos
      @AndrewDotsonvideos  2 года назад +158

      “Lives remaining: 1”

    • @neilgerace355
      @neilgerace355 2 года назад +18

      "There is another theory which states that this has already happened."
      Douglas Adams

    • @billymcgregor2067
      @billymcgregor2067 2 года назад +3

      Frankie Boyle?

    • @greencertifiedweb
      @greencertifiedweb 8 месяцев назад +1

      LOL...
      "... if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened."
      ~ HHGTTG (the only science book you actually need)

  • @rk99688
    @rk99688 2 года назад +239

    If 3 doesn't exist that alien just destroyed all of engineering.

    • @coodies2036
      @coodies2036 2 года назад +9

      Ohh that's a good one

    • @somewhatblankpaper1423
      @somewhatblankpaper1423 2 года назад +6

      As masters of approximation, one clever trick suffices: At least, 2.99999999999999 can still exist right? If it doesn't, then use 2.99999999999999

    • @arnavthesceintist1149
      @arnavthesceintist1149 Месяц назад

      π=3=e

  • @BlackThoughts0
    @BlackThoughts0 2 года назад +276

    The only unrealistic part about this is that Andrew just told other people instead of writing a Science paper that came out 18 months later

  • @sahilk.sadnani6879
    @sahilk.sadnani6879 2 года назад +359

    That was the greatest cliffhanger I have ever seen

  • @no-bk4zx
    @no-bk4zx 2 года назад +386

    "Where there's three,... anytime, ... our saying is anytime, theres a three, where theres three e-everything is wrong."
    So profound.

  • @ChristAliveForevermore
    @ChristAliveForevermore 2 года назад +194

    "Hey, I'm an alien."
    "Oh I think we say New Americans now."
    I didn't realize Dr. Dotson was based af 😂

  • @jkli6031
    @jkli6031 2 года назад +388

    wait if 3 doesn't exist,
    according to the fundamental theorem of engineering,
    e = pi = 3
    do that mean e and pi do not exist?

    • @rikthecuber
      @rikthecuber 2 года назад +17

      Cmon, this comment deserves more attention!

    • @whocares12372
      @whocares12372 2 года назад

      =√g

    • @LaurenAnne6
      @LaurenAnne6 2 года назад +9

      Exactly my thought. I regularly approximated the number of seconds in a year as pie*10^7. Does a year not exist? 😮 Lol!

    • @Nick-wo3vi
      @Nick-wo3vi 2 года назад +5

      They approximately do not exist (to first order)

    • @CrashCubeZeroOne
      @CrashCubeZeroOne 2 года назад +1

      That's why engineering is always APPROXIMATELY right. It's all because of 3.

  • @maureendotson4634
    @maureendotson4634 2 года назад +89

    1st!! Love, Mom! 💕

    • @AndrewDotsonvideos
      @AndrewDotsonvideos  2 года назад +8

      It finally happened

    • @maureendotson4634
      @maureendotson4634 2 года назад +7

      @@AndrewDotsonvideos I know! I hadn’t even watched the video when I liked it. I had to be 1st 🥇!!

  • @Benmarkk2009
    @Benmarkk2009 2 года назад +73

    Well, if 3 doesn't exist we don't have to worry about the 3 body problem.

    • @goldenwarrior1186
      @goldenwarrior1186 2 года назад

      It’s impossible for only 3 bodies to exist in a vacuum

  • @fatnose0
    @fatnose0 2 года назад +61

    That's what Valve's been trying to tell us this whole time

  • @cropleyknockmealdown
    @cropleyknockmealdown 2 года назад +47

    Pet theory: The whole skit was written just to deliver that cliffhanger

  • @arielf9587
    @arielf9587 2 года назад +34

    This seems like what regular people think how progress is made in physics.
    "And then Planck was just like 'what if we erase this integral sign and replace with a summation' and that's how he solved quantum mechanics"

  • @MrDragonbol312
    @MrDragonbol312 2 года назад +39

    Andrew: is string theory right?
    The Alien: season 3 or 4?
    Andrew: *surprised Pikachu face*

    • @user_2793
      @user_2793 2 года назад +13

      Season 2 or 4 you mean

  • @LhwanPSilva
    @LhwanPSilva 2 года назад +33

    The nobel prize in physics goes to Dr. Theodore Ree for his work on the exclusion of number 3 from science

  • @aleksandarjovanovic2238
    @aleksandarjovanovic2238 2 года назад +25

    3 doesnt exist, so… π also doesnt exist ? Makes alot of sense now

    • @HershO.
      @HershO. 2 года назад +3

      ~Average engineer

  • @mastershooter64
    @mastershooter64 2 года назад +17

    at the end the aliens would say
    "yea.... we havent figured out quantum gravity yet either it's just too damn hard, yeah even after 20,140 years(1 shmeckle = 1007 years) we still havent figured it out, but string theory is a good candidate though!"

  • @speedspeed121
    @speedspeed121 2 года назад +15

    I'm doing a Balmer lab and we are having a hard time getting data with the beta lines. I'm going to email my crew and tell them we are going to try it without 3. Chances are, I'll regret my decision to send the email, but I'm doing it anyway!

    • @mastershooter64
      @mastershooter64 2 года назад +1

      pics or it didnt happen

    • @speedspeed121
      @speedspeed121 2 года назад +1

      @@mastershooter64 I'm scared to do it. hahaha. Maybe I will say it in person.

    • @user_2793
      @user_2793 2 года назад

      Bro why

    • @mastershooter64
      @mastershooter64 2 года назад

      @@speedspeed121 video or it didnt happen

  • @notdru5467
    @notdru5467 2 года назад +14

    Andrew I love your videos man and they inspire me to keep going in physics even more than i already wanted to before discovering your channel. I enjoyed physics a lot before finding your channel but when I did u just made it more interesting than I thought possible.

  • @thomy2562
    @thomy2562 2 года назад +6

    The Collatz conjecture after these news 😎

  • @Hailfire08
    @Hailfire08 2 года назад +9

    Three to aliens is like yellow chemistry to explosions&fire

  • @souravsaha5836
    @souravsaha5836 2 года назад +7

    I wanna know the answer of the last question.. when is the next part coming 😭😭😭

  • @lucidmath5481
    @lucidmath5481 2 года назад +12

    that cliff hanger is one of the greatest ever, if not the greatest

  • @williamzhong1030
    @williamzhong1030 2 года назад +2

    Alien: String theory? You mean the Standard Model?
    Physicist: :))))))))))
    Alien: Ha! just kidding. There are no new particles heavier than the Higgs all the way to Planck scale
    Physicsist: :((((((((((
    Alien: And also gravity is massive
    Physicist: O_O

  • @robjenkins3296
    @robjenkins3296 2 года назад +13

    Omg thanks for the laughs this morning! Super funny and great ending 🤣

  • @CassieAngelica
    @CassieAngelica 2 года назад +19

    Better cliffhanger than the ending of Halo 2!

  • @HershO.
    @HershO. 2 года назад +5

    Please don't tell me no more 3 implies no more threesomes. I WILL cry.

  • @hiccup3.14
    @hiccup3.14 2 года назад +7

    I read a short story about a question kinda like this,
    I think it was called
    The last question,
    And the last question is....
    Can we reverse entropy?
    Read the story,it's really good

    • @isaaccampos659
      @isaaccampos659 2 года назад +3

      It’s Isaac Asimovs: “The last question”

    • @hiccup3.14
      @hiccup3.14 2 года назад +1

      @@isaaccampos659 yes,
      Such an amazing short story tbh

    • @isaaccampos659
      @isaaccampos659 2 года назад +2

      @@hiccup3.14 yeah it’s amazing

    • @stripyrex_gaming
      @stripyrex_gaming 2 года назад +1

      Stephen Hawking's "The Theory of Everything" touches on the topic of entropy, and how it determines time, and what a future of reversed entropy would look like in brief. It's short but a very interesting read.

    • @hiccup3.14
      @hiccup3.14 2 года назад

      @@stripyrex_gaming
      Thanks,
      I'll check it out then

  • @myrddinwyllt3383
    @myrddinwyllt3383 2 года назад +4

    String theory is 3.

  • @lambda2693
    @lambda2693 2 года назад +6

    can there be a better cliffhanger than this

  • @Airsofter4692
    @Airsofter4692 2 года назад +4

    Well, string theory does replace 3 spatial dimensions with 9(10)!

    • @mastershooter64
      @mastershooter64 2 года назад

      9 times 10 factorial? damn that's a lot of dimensions lol bring out that 18,144,000 dimensional calabi yau manifolds!

  • @SwagmanDude
    @SwagmanDude 2 года назад +6

    But, what about 3.1?

  • @no-bk4zx
    @no-bk4zx 2 года назад +4

    A skit! Im so excited that im radiating in ultraviolet.

  • @antronixful
    @antronixful 2 года назад +1

    the average F fan / the average \mathcal{L} enjoyer

  • @devamjani9423
    @devamjani9423 2 года назад +4

    2:21 damn boi! That forearm!! 💪

  • @kayrstar8965
    @kayrstar8965 2 года назад +1

    Directed by Christopher Nolan

  • @decreasing_entropy3003
    @decreasing_entropy3003 2 года назад +2

    We gotta do away with e and π.

  • @lambda2693
    @lambda2693 2 года назад +1

    Every space movie looks lame in front of this

  • @evanhilton7119
    @evanhilton7119 2 года назад +1

    wait but then what does pi simplify to :(

  • @olgasnelling3527
    @olgasnelling3527 2 года назад +2

    I should either be worried about Andrew, or be impressed that he would upload a shitpost.

  • @liefdeltora3088
    @liefdeltora3088 2 года назад +3

    Unironically this is what studying group theory feels like

    • @AndrewDotsonvideos
      @AndrewDotsonvideos  2 года назад +7

      Me: why does something something exist when it shouldn’t?
      Prof: something something spontaneous symmetry breaking

  • @LavenderTown40
    @LavenderTown40 2 года назад +2

    "Damn, that's gotta be at least 12"
    - Answer for (almost) anything
    Checkmate physicists...

  • @telotawa
    @telotawa 2 года назад +1

    we found where gabe newell comes from

  • @epitome641
    @epitome641 2 года назад +1

    Is string theory right ? T-T

  • @theseal126
    @theseal126 2 года назад

    Three doesnt exists numbers dont exist
    Because everythibg is the same and its all part of one and the same thing.
    So there's only 1 thing but if theres only 1 thing isnt it zero as well since if only 1 thing exists then numbers as a whole is meaningless so 0=1 QED

  • @ExoticDva
    @ExoticDva 2 года назад +1

    Fuck around and remove 4.

  • @deeptochatterjee532
    @deeptochatterjee532 2 года назад +3

    Pleasant surprise to wake up on my birthday to a new Andrew Dotson video

  • @Mystixor
    @Mystixor 2 года назад +3

    3 always been kinda sus

  • @EpicMathTime
    @EpicMathTime 2 года назад +1

    😂

  • @Hippienolic2
    @Hippienolic2 2 года назад +2

    I have that same watch case

  • @T1M5TER
    @T1M5TER 2 года назад +2

    One of those channels that will suddenly be chilling at 1.2 milli subs just cus of regular uploads

  • @alexbyard9358
    @alexbyard9358 2 года назад +1

    Do a video on the W mass

  • @aaronhalvorson7278
    @aaronhalvorson7278 2 года назад

    What if after the Sky God made 4 sets of 3's.
    Earth fire water
    Earth fire water,
    Water fire Earth.
    Fire earth water.
    The one without punctuation isn't right just flip the bird fucker to the dog congruently on the (3's) dog dog dog cat cat cat fish fish fish bird bird bird dominance hierarchy atom nuker scale!!

  • @ceciltaylor9319
    @ceciltaylor9319 8 месяцев назад

    Oh. I guess that means out of the *3* dogs I had, only 2 exist. I wonder which one is fake. Perhaps 1 of the 2 is real or fake based upon its observation.

  • @daltontinoco7084
    @daltontinoco7084 2 года назад

    This video doesn't exist. It was posted 3 days ago but 3 doesn't exist. So I guess I'm hallucinating.

  • @PRIYANSH_SUTHAR
    @PRIYANSH_SUTHAR 8 месяцев назад

    If 3 doesn't exist, then all multiples of 3 also do not exist. And all the numbers that share at least one 3 in prime factorization of a number also do not exist. So the whole number system was a lie 😂😂

  • @poplionandrew5803
    @poplionandrew5803 2 года назад

    no more value/number '3' ... so String theory right? the Alien's hicupps

  • @mayurchaudhari850
    @mayurchaudhari850 2 года назад +1

    Andrew: I'm not able to solve this physics problem
    Allen: come on, it's so easy! just multiply that term by 3!
    Andrew: but you just said 3 doesn't exist.
    Alien: but 6 does

  • @benjaminstpierre446
    @benjaminstpierre446 2 года назад +1

    ya i woke up and watched this again. effin gold lol

  • @IdleEdsel
    @IdleEdsel 2 года назад

    What r ya researching these days?

  • @matthewbruenning3011
    @matthewbruenning3011 2 года назад +1

    yo whered you get that thing youre writing on?

  • @theSpectacularScienceMan
    @theSpectacularScienceMan 2 года назад +15

    Andrew : Is String Theory right?
    Alien : No, on our planet we have something called Flat Mars Theory. That is the true answer to all of Physics.

  • @_kantor_
    @_kantor_ 2 года назад

    If 3 doesn't exist explain to me navier stokes equations. Please, my home work is due tomorrow

  • @MrOrazze
    @MrOrazze 2 года назад +1

    Lol that ending

  • @x0cx102
    @x0cx102 2 года назад

    uh oh, if 3 doesn't exist, then the most beautiful equation of mathematics doesn't either... e = pi = 3.

  • @YaamFel
    @YaamFel 5 месяцев назад

    This is mathematicians but with 2. Characteristic 2 is actually the worst.

  • @gabrieldefreitascoelhocarr9556
    @gabrieldefreitascoelhocarr9556 2 года назад +1

    I clicked in like icon just because you cut before this alien answer your question about string theory ...

  • @hello-x9h
    @hello-x9h 2 месяца назад

    If 3 dosnt exist how come there are 3.1 k likes for this video?

  • @VincentKun
    @VincentKun 2 года назад +2

    3x+1 solved

  • @Aycore2011
    @Aycore2011 2 года назад +2

    3 is typing....

  • @katej392
    @katej392 Год назад

    aahh, the descent into madness has begun.

  • @Michael-mh2tw
    @Michael-mh2tw 2 года назад +1

    'I think we say new Americans now?' is gold

  • @user-cv1jb9xv2p
    @user-cv1jb9xv2p 2 года назад +1

    🙏🏼👍🏼👍🏼

  • @ALee-ArmedVeteran
    @ALee-ArmedVeteran 2 года назад

    I love the Crack on String Theory haha

  • @efeucer3194
    @efeucer3194 Год назад

    I was denying the existance of three before elementary school

  • @PriyanshSuthar-sffmp
    @PriyanshSuthar-sffmp Месяц назад

    If 3 doesn't exist, its multiples also don't exist.

  • @mannyquinn9031
    @mannyquinn9031 2 года назад +1

    Before you leave is string theory right .......suspense
    That right there is gold

  • @WelshPortato
    @WelshPortato 2 года назад

    fields of characteristic 0 would like to know your location

  • @user-wu8yq1rb9t
    @user-wu8yq1rb9t 2 года назад +1

    Essentially, how he knows the number 3 exist?!
    But ... I like it ... Thank you dear Andrew

  • @Honest-King
    @Honest-King 2 года назад +1

    I have no idea what happened here but I heard no more number 3, should I be worried?

  • @jordanscoville3909
    @jordanscoville3909 2 года назад

    wow that checks out
    ......log(max)
    log.log(e)
    ......log(Ve)

  • @qna8485
    @qna8485 2 года назад +3

    😂😂😂nice ending

  • @Introvertrains
    @Introvertrains 2 года назад

    The cliffhanger though 🙄

  • @benjaminstpierre446
    @benjaminstpierre446 2 года назад +1

    thankkk youuuuu for this. moves on in better direction. LOL

  • @ankursardar4707
    @ankursardar4707 Год назад

    noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo dont end the video was my reaction at the end

  • @chir0pter
    @chir0pter Год назад

    “Nonono I still have morning voice”😂

  • @sciencewizard-q8m
    @sciencewizard-q8m Год назад

    3 ,6, 9 these numbers are very mysterious ☄☄

  • @visualbrick6574
    @visualbrick6574 2 года назад

    Yo, Your brother present at an ANS conference?

  • @chadsmuk9269
    @chadsmuk9269 Год назад

    What kind of touchscreen is he using?

  • @neilgerace355
    @neilgerace355 2 года назад

    "I still have morning voice!"

  • @tedlis517
    @tedlis517 2 года назад +1

    Duh, a schemgel is a unit of currency.

    • @tedlis517
      @tedlis517 2 года назад

      I was going for the R&M reference to schmeckles as currency, but I couldn't even spell it phonetically or correctly. What a schmeckle.

  • @qtino8777
    @qtino8777 2 года назад

    ooh whats that like ipad monitor notebook thing i want it

  • @GandhiBoys
    @GandhiBoys 2 года назад

    I'm so angry at that cliffhanger

  • @urasgungor9244
    @urasgungor9244 2 года назад

    "String Three", clearly not right

  • @pranaytiwari6071
    @pranaytiwari6071 2 года назад +2

    the voice crack cracked me up

  • @eotzu5562
    @eotzu5562 2 года назад

    But then why does 3 look so similar to ∃

  • @yasir5422
    @yasir5422 2 года назад +1

    damn no more 3 ??
    looks like pi and e doesnt exist either

  • @hector2094
    @hector2094 2 года назад

    i knew tesla was onto something when he said three

  • @ooffoo5130
    @ooffoo5130 2 года назад

    That's a pretty slick saying ngl

  • @piotrjakuc6357
    @piotrjakuc6357 2 года назад

    Wait, but what about 69 and 420 😢?