Don't Be a Menace (8/12) Movie CLIP - You Got Yourself a Job (1996) HD
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CLIP DESCRIPTION:
Loc Dog (Marlon Wayans) goes to an interview, and gets hired as a crash test dummy.
FILM DESCRIPTION:
Much as Keenen Ivory Wayans' I'm Gonna Git You Sucka parodied the basic elements of 70's blaxploitation pictures, this film written by and starring his younger brothers Marlon Wayans and Shawn Wayans pokes fun at the gritty "reality check" films of the 1990's, such as Boyz N The Hood, Menace II Society and New Jack City. When Ashtray (Shawn Wayans) moves to South Central L.A. to live with his father (who appears to be the same age he is) and grandmother (who likes to talk tough and smoke reefer), he falls in with his gang-banging cousin Loc Dog (Marlon Wayans), who along with the requisite pistols and Uzi carries a thermo-nuclear warhead for self-defense. Will Ashtray keep living the straight life or will he join up with Loc Dog's gangsta homeboys? And is his romance with self-styled poet Dashiki (Tracey Cherelle Jones) going to go anywhere? Big brother Keenen has a small role as a mailman.
CREDITS:
TM & © Miramax Films (1996)
Cast: Marlon Wayans, Cynthia Madvig
Director: Paris Barclay
Producers: Mark Burg, Dan Genetti, Eric L. Gold, Carrie Morrow, Cristal Rivera-Mitchel, Keenen Ivory Wayans, Marlon Wayans, Shawn Wayans
Screenwriters: Shawn Wayans, Marlon Wayans, Phil Beauman
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Sex?..... Hell yeeeaahhh nigga LMAO
😂😂
As a kid I never understood it until I was older and seen a job app
😂
One of the absolute greatest masterpieces ever created. This movie hasn’t aged a bit.
@Brennen Larisey tuchey my friend. I stand corrected
@@BigMoney23223 touché👍
The way he aggressively grabs and hugs the interviewer always had me rolling.
eager man, i like that
What's up baby!
Bruh..... CRYING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I never get sick of watching this and crack up every time…the way he grabs his behind n head n asks if he’s ight and the guys reaction - “energy, eager man, yes, I like that. Right this way…” 😂😂😂
ATLEAST HES HONEST:)
True
Very true
Sometimes you just have to lie 🤣
Fair
@@StrongArmElijah Hell yeah baby
me trying to apply for a job.
He tries to hide u but u still got that plunger in ur ass? Wtf
The meaning of life is our relationship with God. These four steps are the key to getting a Divine Revelation directly from him. They are something you'd eventually do if you took God seriously enough to read the Bible, while implementing its teachings. They are, forgive your parents, break down before Jesus, ask for forgiveness, and read three books of the Bible. Step four requires the first book of each testament, and one you chose yourself. The order is actually important. The steps build on each other. Each one primes your soul for the next. To be forgiven we must forgive. Mathew 6: 14-15. That's why forgiving others has to come before asking for forgiveness. Jesus will not forgive you until you've at least done the bare minimum, our parents. They're supposed to be easiest to forgive, because they've fed, housed, loved us to some degree. Our problems with them are supposed to represent our problems with God. This is why the bare minimum to receive the revelation is our parents. You'll still have to forgive everyone though, but that comes much easier after meeting God. I'm extremely serious and very literal. I'm not talking about signs, nor feelings, nor prayer. It's an actual literal pulled out of your body direct one on one conversation, nothing you can miss. nor misinterpretae. The vast majority of christans never bother to do what God wants seriously, so most never get this revelation. To most outside church their Bible is a paper weight, or at best a virtue signal. Their religion is in what other people think about them, not their relationship with God. Please do those steps I mentioned, there really is a Divine Revelation waiting for all of us. There's extraordinarlly important information we all desperately need in this revelation, but those who get it are forbidden to share it. The Truth that Jesus Christ is Lord is written on every human heart. We all have that knowledge inside us, but we bury it under mountains of pain and anger. Those steps clear away that garbage inside you, letting God heal you, so that his words boom clearly inside your soul. The entire point of our existence here is to Trust God enough that we pay him this mustard seed of Faith, so his Grace can remove the stain sin has left on our souls. Everyone that does not get this Grace is not forgiven of any of their sins, even if they turned around and we're the best person from 25 to death. Without Grace those first sins are still counted against you, tying you to the devil's punishment. It's not about being a good person, It's about being forgiven for when you weren't. The Bible is Truth. Please do those steps and see for yourself. Please take your salvation seriously.-
yeah, of course... Imma pretend I believe u
@@jamesmayle4712 Why does your kind always start preaching on unrelated videos? Please don't answer, any answers you produce aren't worth the air you need to get them out.
@@AndersonSilva-zl5tl orb
love he kicks the shit off the guy's desk
jaggededges yes
Its so unexpectedly hilarious.
Gotta get Comfortable..
The meaning of life is our relationship with God. These four steps are the key to getting a Divine Revelation directly from him. They are something you'd eventually do if you took God seriously enough to read the Bible, while implementing its teachings. They are, forgive your parents, break down before Jesus, ask for forgiveness, and read three books of the Bible. Step four requires the first book of each testament, and one you chose yourself. The order is actually important. The steps build on each other. Each one primes your soul for the next. To be forgiven we must forgive. Mathew 6: 14-15. That's why forgiving others has to come before asking for forgiveness. Jesus will not forgive you until you've at least done the bare minimum, our parents. They're supposed to be easiest to forgive, because they've fed, housed, loved us to some degree. Our problems with them are supposed to represent our problems with God. This is why the bare minimum to receive the revelation is our parents. You'll still have to forgive everyone though, but that comes much easier after meeting God. I'm extremely serious and very literal. I'm not talking about signs, nor feelings, nor prayer. It's an actual literal pulled out of your body direct one on one conversation, nothing you can miss. nor misinterpretae. The vast majority of christans never bother to do what God wants seriously, so most never get this revelation. To most outside church their Bible is a paper weight, or at best a virtue signal. Their religion is in what other people think about them, not their relationship with God. Please do those steps I mentioned, there really is a Divine Revelation waiting for all of us. There's extraordinarlly important information we all desperately need in this revelation, but those who get it are forbidden to share it. The Truth that Jesus Christ is Lord is written on every human heart. We all have that knowledge inside us, but we bury it under mountains of pain and anger. Those steps clear away that garbage inside you, letting God heal you, so that his words boom clearly inside your soul. The entire point of our existence here is to Trust God enough that we pay him this mustard seed of Faith, so his Grace can remove the stain sin has left on our souls. Everyone that does not get this Grace is not forgiven of any of their sins, even if they turned around and we're the best person from 25 to death. Without Grace those first sins are still counted against you, tying you to the devil's punishment. It's not about being a good person, It's about being forgiven for when you weren't. The Bible is Truth. Please do those steps and see for yourself. Please take your salvation seriously.-
Dear God the way he hugs the hiring manager and touches his head LMFAO
Funniest part
Imagine doing that in real life lol😆
He was making sure he ain't got no guns
And slaps his butt and calls him baby😂🤣
The meaning of life is our relationship with God. These four steps are the key to getting a Divine Revelation directly from him. They are something you'd eventually do if you took God seriously enough to read the Bible, while implementing its teachings. They are, forgive your parents, break down before Jesus, ask for forgiveness, and read three books of the Bible. Step four requires the first book of each testament, and one you chose yourself. The order is actually important. The steps build on each other. Each one primes your soul for the next. To be forgiven we must forgive. Mathew 6: 14-15. That's why forgiving others has to come before asking for forgiveness. Jesus will not forgive you until you've at least done the bare minimum, our parents. They're supposed to be easiest to forgive, because they've fed, housed, loved us to some degree. Our problems with them are supposed to represent our problems with God. This is why the bare minimum to receive the revelation is our parents. You'll still have to forgive everyone though, but that comes much easier after meeting God. I'm extremely serious and very literal. I'm not talking about signs, nor feelings, nor prayer. It's an actual literal pulled out of your body direct one on one conversation, nothing you can miss. nor misinterpretae. The vast majority of christans never bother to do what God wants seriously, so most never get this revelation. To most outside church their Bible is a paper weight, or at best a virtue signal. Their religion is in what other people think about them, not their relationship with God. Please do those steps I mentioned, there really is a Divine Revelation waiting for all of us. There's extraordinarlly important information we all desperately need in this revelation, but those who get it are forbidden to share it. The Truth that Jesus Christ is Lord is written on every human heart. We all have that knowledge inside us, but we bury it under mountains of pain and anger. Those steps clear away that garbage inside you, letting God heal you, so that his words boom clearly inside your soul. The entire point of our existence here is to Trust God enough that we pay him this mustard seed of Faith, so his Grace can remove the stain sin has left on our souls. Everyone that does not get this Grace is not forgiven of any of their sins, even if they turned around and we're the best person from 25 to death. Without Grace those first sins are still counted against you, tying you to the devil's punishment. It's not about being a good person, It's about being forgiven for when you weren't. The Bible is Truth. Please do those steps and see for yourself. Please take your salvation seriously.-
The Wayans don’t get enough credit for starting Hood parody’s and horror movie parody’s lol
The meaning of life is our relationship with God. These four steps are the key to getting a Divine Revelation directly from him. They are something you'd eventually do if you took God seriously enough to read the Bible, while implementing its teachings. They are, forgive your parents, break down before Jesus, ask for forgiveness, and read three books of the Bible. Step four requires the first book of each testament, and one you chose yourself. The order is actually important. The steps build on each other. Each one primes your soul for the next. To be forgiven we must forgive. Mathew 6: 14-15. That's why forgiving others has to come before asking for forgiveness. Jesus will not forgive you until you've at least done the bare minimum, our parents. They're supposed to be easiest to forgive, because they've fed, housed, loved us to some degree. Our problems with them are supposed to represent our problems with God. This is why the bare minimum to receive the revelation is our parents. You'll still have to forgive everyone though, but that comes much easier after meeting God. I'm extremely serious and very literal. I'm not talking about signs, nor feelings, nor prayer. It's an actual literal pulled out of your body direct one on one conversation, nothing you can miss. nor misinterpretae. The vast majority of christans never bother to do what God wants seriously, so most never get this revelation. To most outside church their Bible is a paper weight, or at best a virtue signal. Their religion is in what other people think about them, not their relationship with God. Please do those steps I mentioned, there really is a Divine Revelation waiting for all of us. There's extraordinarlly important information we all desperately need in this revelation, but those who get it are forbidden to share it. The Truth that Jesus Christ is Lord is written on every human heart. We all have that knowledge inside us, but we bury it under mountains of pain and anger. Those steps clear away that garbage inside you, letting God heal you, so that his words boom clearly inside your soul. The entire point of our existence here is to Trust God enough that we pay him this mustard seed of Faith, so his Grace can remove the stain sin has left on our souls. Everyone that does not get this Grace is not forgiven of any of their sins, even if they turned around and we're the best person from 25 to death. Without Grace those first sins are still counted against you, tying you to the devil's punishment. It's not about being a good person, It's about being forgiven for when you weren't. The Bible is Truth. Please do those steps and see for yourself. Please take your salvation seriously.-
@@jamesmayle4712 god isn’t real
@@isilveri1528 u have a anime profile picture so everything you say is invalid
@@FrmIL2CA how do you it’s anime? Huh?
@@isilveri1528 shut up
“Lock Dog” I’m in tears 😂😂😂😂
Always loved that!😂😂😂😂😂😂
Always wondered why "Salary desired" was ever on applications.
BRICKS Helps figure out real employee's the more unrealistic the more likely it is you won't get the job
3mil dollars baby loz
Now I know your dumbass doesn't know anything about jobs
Adverse*
@Kilo Byte True that! Work needs to get done
"...So I See Your Hobbies Are, Drinking, Smoking Weed, And All Types of ill Shit..." lol...they just don't make movies like this anymore...
At least he was honest about it. Can u imagine doing that in the real world? (lol)
The funniest part of the movie
W Nash St
His smile after getting hired 😂😂😂😂😂
1:47 😆
When the hiring manager was like "Right on huh?" with the super white voice is when I lost it hahaha
Brimming with pride 😁
@@leroyjenkinsss1767 lmfao
I do this all the time when people give me stuff and they look at me like im nuts...
Salary desired ? 3 million dollars .. cash .
RuthlessLadiiNeé I
RuthlessLadiiNeé I that would be a awesome salary 🤑
😂😂😂
😆😆😆😆😆😆
Then crash
They cut it at the best part. "Whooo! One more time!"
What happens next?
@@Yu-mn4od the scene ends
The meaning of life is our relationship with God. These four steps are the key to getting a Divine Revelation directly from him. They are something you'd eventually do if you took God seriously enough to read the Bible, while implementing its teachings. They are, forgive your parents, break down before Jesus, ask for forgiveness, and read three books of the Bible. Step four requires the first book of each testament, and one you chose yourself. The order is actually important. The steps build on each other. Each one primes your soul for the next. To be forgiven we must forgive. Mathew 6: 14-15. That's why forgiving others has to come before asking for forgiveness. Jesus will not forgive you until you've at least done the bare minimum, our parents. They're supposed to be easiest to forgive, because they've fed, housed, loved us to some degree. Our problems with them are supposed to represent our problems with God. This is why the bare minimum to receive the revelation is our parents. You'll still have to forgive everyone though, but that comes much easier after meeting God. I'm extremely serious and very literal. I'm not talking about signs, nor feelings, nor prayer. It's an actual literal pulled out of your body direct one on one conversation, nothing you can miss. nor misinterpretae. The vast majority of christans never bother to do what God wants seriously, so most never get this revelation. To most outside church their Bible is a paper weight, or at best a virtue signal. Their religion is in what other people think about them, not their relationship with God. Please do those steps I mentioned, there really is a Divine Revelation waiting for all of us. There's extraordinarlly important information we all desperately need in this revelation, but those who get it are forbidden to share it. The Truth that Jesus Christ is Lord is written on every human heart. We all have that knowledge inside us, but we bury it under mountains of pain and anger. Those steps clear away that garbage inside you, letting God heal you, so that his words boom clearly inside your soul. The entire point of our existence here is to Trust God enough that we pay him this mustard seed of Faith, so his Grace can remove the stain sin has left on our souls. Everyone that does not get this Grace is not forgiven of any of their sins, even if they turned around and we're the best person from 25 to death. Without Grace those first sins are still counted against you, tying you to the devil's punishment. It's not about being a good person, It's about being forgiven for when you weren't. The Bible is Truth. Please do those steps and see for yourself. Please take your salvation seriously.-
That's what I was saying!!
"Any body ever trya take yo man hood"
That will forever be one of the greatest comedy lines in a Wayans film 🤣🤣
Sound like Crip Mac when he said it 🤣🤣😭
"Aye! where the seat belts at?!"
Don't worry, they won't be necessary.
@@Vettefan83 Ay man, how do you work this radio?
LMFAO!
AAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
@@jimfitzgerald2289 Woo!!! One more time.
Recruiter: "Do you drive an automobile?"
Marlon: "With or without the *boot?"* 1:38 😆😆😆😂😂😂😂🤣
Recruiter: "It doesn’t matter. Well congratulations, you got yourself a job. Right on huh?"
@@MidnightClubStillCancelledSoz Ay, where the seat belts at??
@@RAMIR3Z0 Hey, man! How you work this radio? Bzzzz Bzzzzzzz WEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHOOO
@@ristonalaimo5048 WOO, ONE MORE TIIME !
@@MidnightClubStillCancelledSoz man you are everwhere car related...
Midnight club still cancelled soz mate, real soz
Why is a Harvard Grad applying as a crash test dummy?
Irony, maybe?
He was applying for a different job. Crash dummy is what was avail and what he was fit for.
because as we all know harvard produces the finest quality crash test dummies in the world
Tyrone Kujo Because when you’re unemployed & bills are due, you take what you can get.
@@Four6Three1Two well said.
0:57 Guy: "Uh mister .. Lock dog" LMFAO
The meaning of life is our relationship with God. These four steps are the key to getting a Divine Revelation directly from him. They are something you'd eventually do if you took God seriously enough to read the Bible, while implementing its teachings. They are, forgive your parents, break down before Jesus, ask for forgiveness, and read three books of the Bible. Step four requires the first book of each testament, and one you chose yourself. The order is actually important. The steps build on each other. Each one primes your soul for the next. To be forgiven we must forgive. Mathew 6: 14-15. That's why forgiving others has to come before asking for forgiveness. Jesus will not forgive you until you've at least done the bare minimum, our parents. They're supposed to be easiest to forgive, because they've fed, housed, loved us to some degree. Our problems with them are supposed to represent our problems with God. This is why the bare minimum to receive the revelation is our parents. You'll still have to forgive everyone though, but that comes much easier after meeting God. I'm extremely serious and very literal. I'm not talking about signs, nor feelings, nor prayer. It's an actual literal pulled out of your body direct one on one conversation, nothing you can miss. nor misinterpretae. The vast majority of christans never bother to do what God wants seriously, so most never get this revelation. To most outside church their Bible is a paper weight, or at best a virtue signal. Their religion is in what other people think about them, not their relationship with God. Please do those steps I mentioned, there really is a Divine Revelation waiting for all of us. There's extraordinarlly important information we all desperately need in this revelation, but those who get it are forbidden to share it. The Truth that Jesus Christ is Lord is written on every human heart. We all have that knowledge inside us, but we bury it under mountains of pain and anger. Those steps clear away that garbage inside you, letting God heal you, so that his words boom clearly inside your soul. The entire point of our existence here is to Trust God enough that we pay him this mustard seed of Faith, so his Grace can remove the stain sin has left on our souls. Everyone that does not get this Grace is not forgiven of any of their sins, even if they turned around and we're the best person from 25 to death. Without Grace those first sins are still counted against you, tying you to the devil's punishment. It's not about being a good person, It's about being forgiven for when you weren't. The Bible is Truth. Please do those steps and see for yourself. Please take your salvation seriously.-
I remember seeing this in the theaters with my friends and we were crying.
when
@los 1776 George Washington was there too
Was is that sad to you?
“Salary desire… 3 million dollars… CASH”
The first time I watched this I was 16yrs old and high as hell 😂 still one of my favorite movies of all time!
What’s your favorite strain? Don’t say indica. Sativa. Hybrid.
Have you ever smoked with a celebrity?
YOU WATCHED THIS WHILE HIGH
The whole movie was funny asf but dis scene is funny asf
Trisha Day shut up
That makes no sense lmao
Ikr!!
@@Mahdiboss21 dude was high while writing this lol
I wish waynes brother would come out with something else. They created scary movie but the fifty shades of black was wack
oh really I just spend 6 months in county
Lmao
Has anybody try and take your man hood?
@@vincent_8817 But then he sees the warden coming so he haads you...
The meaning of life is our relationship with God. These four steps are the key to getting a Divine Revelation directly from him. They are something you'd eventually do if you took God seriously enough to read the Bible, while implementing its teachings. They are, forgive your parents, break down before Jesus, ask for forgiveness, and read three books of the Bible. Step four requires the first book of each testament, and one you chose yourself. The order is actually important. The steps build on each other. Each one primes your soul for the next. To be forgiven we must forgive. Mathew 6: 14-15. That's why forgiving others has to come before asking for forgiveness. Jesus will not forgive you until you've at least done the bare minimum, our parents. They're supposed to be easiest to forgive, because they've fed, housed, loved us to some degree. Our problems with them are supposed to represent our problems with God. This is why the bare minimum to receive the revelation is our parents. You'll still have to forgive everyone though, but that comes much easier after meeting God. I'm extremely serious and very literal. I'm not talking about signs, nor feelings, nor prayer. It's an actual literal pulled out of your body direct one on one conversation, nothing you can miss. nor misinterpretae. The vast majority of christans never bother to do what God wants seriously, so most never get this revelation. To most outside church their Bible is a paper weight, or at best a virtue signal. Their religion is in what other people think about them, not their relationship with God. Please do those steps I mentioned, there really is a Divine Revelation waiting for all of us. There's extraordinarlly important information we all desperately need in this revelation, but those who get it are forbidden to share it. The Truth that Jesus Christ is Lord is written on every human heart. We all have that knowledge inside us, but we bury it under mountains of pain and anger. Those steps clear away that garbage inside you, letting God heal you, so that his words boom clearly inside your soul. The entire point of our existence here is to Trust God enough that we pay him this mustard seed of Faith, so his Grace can remove the stain sin has left on our souls. Everyone that does not get this Grace is not forgiven of any of their sins, even if they turned around and we're the best person from 25 to death. Without Grace those first sins are still counted against you, tying you to the devil's punishment. It's not about being a good person, It's about being forgiven for when you weren't. The Bible is Truth. Please do those steps and see for yourself. Please take your salvation seriously.-
@@jamesmayle4712 bro keep your religion to yourself I’m not gonna shove my beliefs down your throat so try to do it
Doesn't this mean that he makes 3 million dollars? because he got the job
When he's dead they didn't have to pay him
That would explain how he got a missle from the USSR
@Teddy James ggvy
Its on his life insurance policy
@@AbysmalRapture true
"You know I spent five years at Harvard", "Oh really, I just spent six months in county"
"Has anybody tried to take your Manhood???"
The meaning of life is our relationship with God. These four steps are the key to getting a Divine Revelation directly from him. They are something you'd eventually do if you took God seriously enough to read the Bible, while implementing its teachings. They are, forgive your parents, break down before Jesus, ask for forgiveness, and read three books of the Bible. Step four requires the first book of each testament, and one you chose yourself. The order is actually important. The steps build on each other. Each one primes your soul for the next. To be forgiven we must forgive. Mathew 6: 14-15. That's why forgiving others has to come before asking for forgiveness. Jesus will not forgive you until you've at least done the bare minimum, our parents. They're supposed to be easiest to forgive, because they've fed, housed, loved us to some degree. Our problems with them are supposed to represent our problems with God. This is why the bare minimum to receive the revelation is our parents. You'll still have to forgive everyone though, but that comes much easier after meeting God. I'm extremely serious and very literal. I'm not talking about signs, nor feelings, nor prayer. It's an actual literal pulled out of your body direct one on one conversation, nothing you can miss. nor misinterpretae. The vast majority of christans never bother to do what God wants seriously, so most never get this revelation. To most outside church their Bible is a paper weight, or at best a virtue signal. Their religion is in what other people think about them, not their relationship with God. Please do those steps I mentioned, there really is a Divine Revelation waiting for all of us. There's extraordinarlly important information we all desperately need in this revelation, but those who get it are forbidden to share it. The Truth that Jesus Christ is Lord is written on every human heart. We all have that knowledge inside us, but we bury it under mountains of pain and anger. Those steps clear away that garbage inside you, letting God heal you, so that his words boom clearly inside your soul. The entire point of our existence here is to Trust God enough that we pay him this mustard seed of Faith, so his Grace can remove the stain sin has left on our souls. Everyone that does not get this Grace is not forgiven of any of their sins, even if they turned around and we're the best person from 25 to death. Without Grace those first sins are still counted against you, tying you to the devil's punishment. It's not about being a good person, It's about being forgiven for when you weren't. The Bible is Truth. Please do those steps and see for yourself. Please take your salvation seriously.-
@@jamesmayle4712 wrong video to be talking about god
When I haven't seen my homie in a while 0:58
The meaning of life is our relationship with God. These four steps are the key to getting a Divine Revelation directly from him. They are something you'd eventually do if you took God seriously enough to read the Bible, while implementing its teachings. They are, forgive your parents, break down before Jesus, ask for forgiveness, and read three books of the Bible. Step four requires the first book of each testament, and one you chose yourself. The order is actually important. The steps build on each other. Each one primes your soul for the next. To be forgiven we must forgive. Mathew 6: 14-15. That's why forgiving others has to come before asking for forgiveness. Jesus will not forgive you until you've at least done the bare minimum, our parents. They're supposed to be easiest to forgive, because they've fed, housed, loved us to some degree. Our problems with them are supposed to represent our problems with God. This is why the bare minimum to receive the revelation is our parents. You'll still have to forgive everyone though, but that comes much easier after meeting God. I'm extremely serious and very literal. I'm not talking about signs, nor feelings, nor prayer. It's an actual literal pulled out of your body direct one on one conversation, nothing you can miss. nor misinterpretae. The vast majority of christans never bother to do what God wants seriously, so most never get this revelation. To most outside church their Bible is a paper weight, or at best a virtue signal. Their religion is in what other people think about them, not their relationship with God. Please do those steps I mentioned, there really is a Divine Revelation waiting for all of us. There's extraordinarlly important information we all desperately need in this revelation, but those who get it are forbidden to share it. The Truth that Jesus Christ is Lord is written on every human heart. We all have that knowledge inside us, but we bury it under mountains of pain and anger. Those steps clear away that garbage inside you, letting God heal you, so that his words boom clearly inside your soul. The entire point of our existence here is to Trust God enough that we pay him this mustard seed of Faith, so his Grace can remove the stain sin has left on our souls. Everyone that does not get this Grace is not forgiven of any of their sins, even if they turned around and we're the best person from 25 to death. Without Grace those first sins are still counted against you, tying you to the devil's punishment. It's not about being a good person, It's about being forgiven for when you weren't. The Bible is Truth. Please do those steps and see for yourself. Please take your salvation seriously.-
lol who's here to just see the scene when Loc Dog kick those stuffs off the table.
"Let me just move this" 😂
Yep🤣🤣🤣👍🏻
Tommy Lei ..That Stuff**..
Lol u stupid
It was hilarious
“You still got that plunger in yo azz” 😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Lmfao!!! "Sex". Which is asking for his gender (male of female) and he said hell yeah Nigga. Hahahaha crack me in half!!!
1:33 he looks proud to do all that😂😂😂😂
I’m just here to make your day lol. What a proud moment he must’ve had when he also heard he got the job. 😭
😂😂😂
i like the way the receptionist looks at him lol
She wanted him
@incognegro2315
No she didn't. You don't get it do you?.
0:59 haha the energy
I didn't know the Wayans family was instrumental in the development phase of Tesla vehicles. Learn something new everyday.
What did the "family" do exactly?
738polarbear you clearly missed it
damellman damellman
Flf
That " hey where yall going "?! 😂 gets me everytime
Lmfao naw when he said oh really I just spent 6 months at county 😂
the man is out there trying to get a job and not be selling drugs or otherwise engage in activities that would send him back to county jail. 10/10 role model
Message!
Nope!, not even 100%.
0:58 my weekly meetings with the boss on Fridays 😂
I love the way he said and all types of ill shit haha!
Loc Dog's face at 0:41 lol
That's fucking beautiful
0:17 when she ask u if u wanna come over for the first time
"Let's get out of here... he's crazy!!"
"Hey! Where y'all goin'???"
😂😂 where y’all goin! I be sayin this at work lmao
“Oh really i jus spent 6 months in county” 😂😂😂 im in tears
"6 duce baby" 😂
Is it just me or does he do the same hug in The Wayans Bros. 😂🤔
ChiefShadoTV yup😂
Facts 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yes! 1:00 😅😅😅😂
A literal crash test dummy 🤣🤣 This movies genius
The way he kicked everything out of the way off bro's desk to get comfortable is hilarious! 😂😂
Watch this a million times, it will always make you laugh
"And all types of ill shit"
LOL!!!!
“Energy, eager man yess er I like that” lmaooo
I love his lil proud smile when he gets the job @1:45 😂
😂
ONE MO TIME! can't believe they cut out the best part
I know. It missed the final punchline of the scene
When the receptionist almost most busts out laughing🤣🤣 this whole scene is gold
This scene is lowkey a message: People like Loc-Dog are only crash dummies.
MESSAGE
0:42 reaction of receptionist jajajajajaj lol. Greatness.
0:18 when ur pizza that u ordered finally came
When loc dog kicks the pen cup holder lmao 😂😂
IT WAS A CRASH TEST THE WHOLE TIME 😂
That handshake kills me every time lmao
I swear I start hugging people the way he do 😂
1:00 😅😅😂
That scream tho 😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂
When loc shook his hand 😭😭
1:15 when I get sent to the office
Yooo😭
😂😂
😂😂🤣🤣
“Hey, how do you work this radio!?” 😂
1:45 that's literally me when I get hired
it was funny when he come to man office and he set down and kick the things off the desk I weak
1:27 when you get you’re first job interview as a teenager
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His hairstyle is stupid, wierd & new I just love it 😂😂😂
How you work this radio 😂😂😂
This is a truly underrated comedy. Wayans at their very best. Amazing work.
It's not needed, but it helps if you've seen the movies it's making fun of
“AYE , WHERE YALL GOING ?” 0:49
0:16 the subtitles wild af 💀
I like that he asked where the seat belt was.
This was me on my job interview at McDonald’s 🍔🍟🥤 lmao 🤣
😂😂🤣🤣
That receptionist is so beautiful
That girl wanted a peace for sure😂😂
✌️
Piece
I just spent six months in County 🤣🤣🤣
Marlon Wayans can legit act, watch him in Requiem for a Dream
3 million dollars ….cash 😂😂😂😂😂
“You aight dog” 🤣🤣😂
the way the assistant lady is trying to spell loc's name... bruhh 😂😂😂😂
1:48 we've all smiled like that when we got the job we wanted!
Marlon Wayans face must have been hurting after filming at the end of the day lmao
😂😂😂 i just used the “3 million dollars cash” line on a job salary requirement question and i landed an interview.
Boostlee
were you applying for becoming a circus clown?
Did you also apply for crashtest dummy?
Drinking smoking weed and all types of ill shit?? I'd hire him
Man they end the scene too early. After he crashes in the wall he goes wooooooooooo! One more time! 😂😂😂
Only question I’ve would be, why is my mans from Harvard interviewing for that position 😹
This is so fucking funny as hell.
The most important part about the game in the game is the ability of players to make their own choices in the first and last stages of a tournament without having a lot of time or resources in hand for each game or group event that they have played together in a particular group or 😅group is that you have to have some sort in mind when playing the first round and you can play a lot more in that way
Atleast he is honest in his Resume.
Bruh his face when he told that guy, anybody try to take your manhood, his face omg😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
ahh back in the day when you would watch the same film every day until you know it word for word
When Your IQ is 300+ But your Applying For A Warehouse Job 🤣🤣🤣
this movie was so much fun to watch and still is today:D
The salary desired 3 million dollars 😂😂😂😂
Cash!
The job application magically disappeared from his hands while he was sitting and miraculously appeared in front of the receptionists desk.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
one of many mistakes
Yeah & he got hired requesting millions of dollars too
The Harvard guy what a brilliant use of irony 😂😂😂
0:59🤣
What application needs your fathers name? 😂😂😂
Lock dog lol
@Aaron Cubitt loc dog*
"That's enough of that sentimental shit" 0:58 Not here
The smile on his face, when he got the job😂😂😂