Demetri Martin on Conan 6 13 04

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  • Опубликовано: 8 фев 2025

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  • @sosass2050
    @sosass2050 4 года назад +7

    Good stuff! One of my fav from Demetri. I love the tune he plays starting at 1.23; It's so relaxing, I remember replaying the tune in my mind when I got my tooth pulled out at the dentist

  • @trevorworkman8191
    @trevorworkman8191 4 года назад +4

    Glad I got to see him live :) he’s a beast

  • @georgekaftan9857
    @georgekaftan9857 8 лет назад +85

    this guy is awesome

  • @glenbaker5311
    @glenbaker5311 5 лет назад +3

    Thxs for posting this, love his stuff, Thxs again, gb

  • @MicahBuzanANIMATION
    @MicahBuzanANIMATION 6 лет назад +177

    Wish more comedians were like him. He's not obnoxious, overly political, or super vulgar.

    • @ELGordoLoKo
      @ELGordoLoKo 6 лет назад +1

      Micah Buzan damn Micah i see you everywhere. Well not everywhere but you know on some things i watch.

    • @shabbii296
      @shabbii296 6 лет назад

      Micah Buzan He seems to have similar comedy to Napoleon Dynamite.

    • @kyle857
      @kyle857 6 лет назад +3

      Shabbii With pacing yes, but his whole thing is pulling the rug out from under you. Which a lot of comedians do. He is just super overt about it. I like his style.

    • @michaelmano7261
      @michaelmano7261 6 лет назад +4

      MItch Hedberg.

    • @weedermann
      @weedermann 5 лет назад

      Not me...variety is a major spice in human life.

  • @johnmartins94
    @johnmartins94 2 года назад +1

    Don’t see how anyone can have a conversation about ‘comic geniuses’, without Demetri being part of that conversation.

  • @MP-oj9tk
    @MP-oj9tk 6 лет назад +18

    Old Dmitri martin reminds me a lot of Hedburg in his prime. Such a smart one-liner commedian.

    • @willferrel6896
      @willferrel6896 5 лет назад

      this comment section reeks of stupid people

    • @PunTimesWithNeil
      @PunTimesWithNeil 4 года назад

      @@willferrel6896 if u smelt it, u dealt it 😊

  • @doofwarrior9912
    @doofwarrior9912 8 лет назад +5

    My 2 favorite comedians!

    • @sarahh7180
      @sarahh7180 8 лет назад +1

      Bat Fan omg me too, that's awesome!! 😀

  • @siyanmeng299
    @siyanmeng299 8 лет назад +13

    love demetri! his stand up, Live, on netflix is terrific!!!!

  • @decker4490
    @decker4490 4 года назад +28

    He looks like a mix between Tom Cruise and John Lennon.

  • @charathcutestory
    @charathcutestory 5 лет назад +5

    “...because THAT’s when you want cake!”
    🍰 💗

  • @insanecow24
    @insanecow24 4 года назад +39

    You know an observational genius when after every single joke you think, “I could have thought of something like that” and yet you go 30, 50, sometimes 75 years without even coming close to a single original observation as funny as Demetri martin’s weakest joke.

    • @PunTimesWithNeil
      @PunTimesWithNeil 4 года назад +1

      Or maybe people just underestimate their own thoughts, so they don't share them

    • @insanecow24
      @insanecow24 4 года назад +3

      @@PunTimesWithNeil Unless you suffer from an abnormally deficient awareness of self, most people can discern via a rough evaluation of how their thoughts stack up against Demetri. But, granted, my Lyft driver a couple days ago did what can only be described as a routine or a sequence of observational bits, poorly disguised as a conversation, and all I wanted was an opening to put my headphones in and stare off into the middle distance. There’s that other side of your coin as well.
      “The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt”.

    • @PunTimesWithNeil
      @PunTimesWithNeil 4 года назад +1

      @@insanecow24 well said

  • @ninakore
    @ninakore 6 лет назад +16

    He used to work as a writer on Late Night a couple of years before this. He’s in a few sketches.

  • @stickyickytoker
    @stickyickytoker 6 лет назад +6

    So underrated

  • @alightened
    @alightened 5 лет назад +3

    That audience is amazing

  • @the9tailsupersaiyan
    @the9tailsupersaiyan 7 лет назад +17

    I like the cat person part

  • @algonquintraveler
    @algonquintraveler 4 года назад +12

    Y’all catch the “Cat Stevens” pun?

  • @Bromazing
    @Bromazing 5 лет назад +13

    2:40 if only he knew of the future what that word became

    • @swine13
      @swine13 4 года назад

      What, the name of a lame Skinner box that plays on children's social insecurity whilst charading itself as a "hip f2p game"?

  • @irenejimenez8748
    @irenejimenez8748 5 лет назад +2

    Dude this man is amazing!!

  • @kbob9625
    @kbob9625 3 года назад +1

    He reminds me a lot of Mitch Hedberg and that’s a compliment lol

  • @nolagranolabar
    @nolagranolabar 3 года назад

    I’ll never look at a birthday cake the same way again! 🎂 ❤️🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @nyeinkyawzin5468
    @nyeinkyawzin5468 2 года назад +1

    Believe me, I will surely try to create a game what he said “A Super Busy Hospital Game”. He is more than just a comedian.

    • @M_K171
      @M_K171 Год назад

      Come up with your own idea

  • @TheEmeraldTrade
    @TheEmeraldTrade 5 лет назад +1

    Some comics go out and kill, but demetri is different. It’s one thing to make people laugh, but another to make them smile.

    • @swine13
      @swine13 4 года назад

      Who?? That's highly inappropriate and its against the law! I hope they aren't killing people who dont deserve it! It just seems so counter-intuitive to me because the comic is supposed to make you laugh, and here you are suggesting a portion of them are serial murderers.
      Wowee - i think I might take a break from open mic nights, for a while...

  • @UnknownMusician
    @UnknownMusician 6 лет назад +158

    Not hard to use the word Fortnite now Demetri, not hard at all....

    • @3genac
      @3genac 5 лет назад +1

      E.g., this comment was posted 22 fortnight ago.

    • @THE_CHOAS_ENGINE
      @THE_CHOAS_ENGINE 5 лет назад +3

      Funny how that Joke came right after his video game joke

    • @nickpappas9527
      @nickpappas9527 4 года назад +1

      @@THE_CHOAS_ENGINE I was thinking the same thing lol

    • @swine13
      @swine13 4 года назад

      Its very hard to say...
      That is, if you don't enjoy the cringe that comes with it.

    • @drewbola
      @drewbola 4 года назад

      Why? Do they mention it in Minecraft or something?

  • @ziggerwebdesign1704
    @ziggerwebdesign1704 7 лет назад +66

    Reminds me of Mitch Hedberg

    • @RyanJohnson-tw2ch
      @RyanJohnson-tw2ch 6 лет назад +5

      Yeah Mitch and Steven Wright, smart dudes.

    • @jasontaylor2503
      @jasontaylor2503 6 лет назад

      Your insane. You and Ryan Johnson both to think Hedberg belongs in the same sentence comedically with Dimitri and Steven

    • @canadianroot
      @canadianroot 6 лет назад +4

      @@jasontaylor2503 "Your insane." Oh, the irony.

    • @dand33911
      @dand33911 5 лет назад +11

      I used to watch Mitch Hedberg stand up, I still do, but I used to too.

    • @nursefan64
      @nursefan64 5 лет назад

      And @Jason Taylor, it's "you're," NOT "your."

  • @chw14556
    @chw14556 6 лет назад +26

    I did not realize this dude was so old. He’s 45?! He looks 20, even now.

    • @mica377
      @mica377 5 лет назад +1

      ChuaChewa this is old dummy

    • @scotsman6712
      @scotsman6712 5 лет назад +1

      @@mica377 don't be mean.dummies have feelings too.

    • @scotsman6712
      @scotsman6712 5 лет назад +1

      @@mica377 smart reply, gunk boy.

    • @mica377
      @mica377 5 лет назад

      Dennis Baird who you calling gunk boy?

    • @scotsman6712
      @scotsman6712 5 лет назад +2

      @@mica377 sorry .i meant gunk boy SIR.

  • @Shinigami1016
    @Shinigami1016 6 лет назад +5

    Jesus, I hadn't finished middle school and he was already a genius.

    • @somescrub885
      @somescrub885 5 лет назад +1

      Like... because he's older than you?
      Or did you get held back in 7th grade 9 times?

    • @swine13
      @swine13 4 года назад

      Hate to break it to you, but finishing middle school is not going to morph you into a genius.

    • @Shinigami1016
      @Shinigami1016 4 года назад

      @@swine13 Well, good news: You didn't break it.

    • @Shinigami1016
      @Shinigami1016 4 года назад

      @@somescrub885 It's about relative age. Just pretend I said, "Wow, 2004 and he was already a genius."

  • @caniican
    @caniican 5 лет назад +2

    he really is a cross between Mitch Hedberg and Steven Wright maybe a little Emo Philips thrown in there. don't let him fool you he's a genius

  • @conradthefourth
    @conradthefourth 4 года назад +1

    Cant go wrong with Demetri Martin. He looked 30 for 15 years

  • @thomasdougherty8696
    @thomasdougherty8696 7 лет назад +20

    Tig Notaro looks super different.

  • @crabslabbabs
    @crabslabbabs 19 дней назад

    this video can almost have a beer

  • @Bandito7777-c5w
    @Bandito7777-c5w 3 года назад +1

    I love the way he is tickled by his own jokes!

    • @larajanesen8795
      @larajanesen8795 2 года назад

      I think in most cases he chuckles cause of the audiences reaction, cause the jokes are so “stupid”, and its very different which jokes different audiences like. I think he sometimes gets caught off guard at which jokes they like. Hope it makes sense :-)

  • @biohayzer
    @biohayzer 3 года назад +2

    Great to hear a good audience reaction...they can be so bad on these talk shows👍🏻

  • @zekesgrowroom370
    @zekesgrowroom370 2 года назад

    An all new reno 911!nice

  • @calebbasile2219
    @calebbasile2219 5 лет назад +2

    The cake streak is over haha that’s a good observation, birthdays are kind of absurd

  • @friendofbeaver6636
    @friendofbeaver6636 3 года назад

    An equine-themed cake with "Fuck you and the horse you rode in on!" in a ropey font!

  • @leeconstantine6335
    @leeconstantine6335 6 лет назад +5

    Proves multi-tasking is possible

    • @TerryGrancho
      @TerryGrancho 6 лет назад

      well, he is not playing Bach either...

  • @canucklehead70
    @canucklehead70 4 года назад +3

    ironic the next joke after the video game bit was a fornite joke in completely different context

  • @lemnlime66
    @lemnlime66 6 лет назад +7

    It's ironic he would make the fortnite joke right after the video game one. He knew it was coming...

  • @M_K171
    @M_K171 Год назад

    Where has this guy been? It’s too long since his last special.

  • @Jorge-rw6nz
    @Jorge-rw6nz 3 года назад +1

    This video was recorded in 1973

  • @EZ-nf1rx
    @EZ-nf1rx 2 года назад +1

    I feel like without the guitar he’d sound almost exactly like hedberg

  • @borednow
    @borednow 4 года назад

    his hair is always so nice smooth and shiny... i hate when men have so nice hair and my hair is so frizzy

  • @Rylee_G
    @Rylee_G 6 лет назад +6

    Damn for some reason I thought he was new to the game

    • @swine13
      @swine13 4 года назад

      Its weird how people assume that, isnt it? Like, why don't we assume "ive never seen them, so maybe I have never heard of them before now"? Its usually "ive never seen them, therefore they likely did not exist prior to right now"
      Not meant as an insult, btw. Just something I wonder about from time to time. 🤔

  • @rafaelcisneros562
    @rafaelcisneros562 4 года назад

    Is that Dave Chapelle in the Guest seat taking notes? lol @0:04

  • @memesliketendies
    @memesliketendies 5 лет назад +1

    2:39 Well now that's ruined :(

  • @andrewfullerton1379
    @andrewfullerton1379 7 лет назад +33

    At 2:48 he should have said "a fortnight ago". For shame!

    • @SamiJ1508
      @SamiJ1508 6 лет назад

      Andrew Fullerton yea he really missed that

    • @maxnicks4661
      @maxnicks4661 6 лет назад

      He's to hip that obvious, let's you figure it out. So...let's not hangout.

  • @Onio_Saiyan
    @Onio_Saiyan 6 лет назад +16

    Two weeks? Fortnite? Well that makes sense. That's about how long the game was relevant to me.

    • @canadianroot
      @canadianroot 6 лет назад

      Huh?

    • @teckn0ir
      @teckn0ir 6 лет назад

      He didn't say "fortnite". He said "fortnight". Important distinction I think!
      ....
      No you say? Alright then carry on...

    • @canadianroot
      @canadianroot 6 лет назад

      @@teckn0ir He sleighed with that one.

  • @mikew9543
    @mikew9543 5 лет назад +3

    How is it that I have never heard of this guy?

    • @brandonden795
      @brandonden795 4 года назад

      Idk man I watched just for laughs sets back in like 2009

  • @TerryGrancho
    @TerryGrancho 6 лет назад

    That bumper stickers routine updated to memes

  • @jonsnow8032
    @jonsnow8032 3 года назад

    That's Ben 10 telling jokes

  • @amongthehills
    @amongthehills 2 года назад +1

    Ice bear is Ice bear.

  • @WesDaviestravel
    @WesDaviestravel 4 года назад

    He looks like a young Tom Cruise

  • @augustgirl
    @augustgirl 5 лет назад +2

    In this video he looks like if Steve Perry and Tom Cruise had a baby. I don't think it any other time, though. He looks different here.

    • @swine13
      @swine13 4 года назад

      Possibly because this video was recorded with an eggplant.

    • @augustgirl
      @augustgirl 4 года назад

      @@swine13 Could very well have been. It could have been recorded with butternut squash and I wouldn't have known any difference.

  • @70stunes71
    @70stunes71 2 года назад

    🌠👍

  • @durrclips746
    @durrclips746 2 года назад

    Where did this guy even disappear to?

  • @trickniggajoe4041
    @trickniggajoe4041 5 лет назад

    Paradoxasuarus...... Best ever.

  • @warroad
    @warroad 4 года назад +1

    He should have finished his law degree. Should be processing divorces right now.

  • @WeerdMunkee
    @WeerdMunkee 6 лет назад +2

    Demetri is nothing like Mitch Hedberg. There are so many differences in their act it's ridiculous. I suggest you all watch a full performance of his to understand this.

  • @magicalotterlion
    @magicalotterlion 6 лет назад +1

    So at 5:59 does it look like he's telling him off about something? Or is it just me?

  • @bcsmith8994
    @bcsmith8994 3 года назад

    That fortnite joke KILLING in 2020

  • @jhonhall928
    @jhonhall928 5 лет назад +1

    He is kind of Tom cruisish.

  • @garymcaleer6112
    @garymcaleer6112 6 лет назад

    I'm laughing, and I haven't heard the first word....

  • @kevinjokipii4260
    @kevinjokipii4260 6 лет назад +1

    5:20 this must have been before Cakewrecks.com

  • @thatunicornhastheaudacity
    @thatunicornhastheaudacity Год назад

    No, the human understanding is a collective. The artistic perspective is only held if you transform the past prospect in higher regard to the present.
    Just play a gutair when you rip off people

  • @zekesgrowroom370
    @zekesgrowroom370 2 года назад

    Does Demetri look like Seth Meyers there??

  • @kythera14
    @kythera14 4 года назад

    My fav is Ice Bear hahaha

  • @RyanBuchananJ
    @RyanBuchananJ 8 лет назад +7

    He looks like Onision in the thumbnail

    • @magicalotterlion
      @magicalotterlion 6 лет назад +1

      RetroBacon who?

    • @swine13
      @swine13 4 года назад

      @@magicalotterlion I think they meant onions

  • @gastonforde2121
    @gastonforde2121 4 года назад

    Ice bear is funny.

  • @christiansky8988
    @christiansky8988 5 лет назад

    So funny

  • @Upgrade2344
    @Upgrade2344 6 лет назад

    I love the comedy of this Ashton Kutcher bootleg.

  • @HigherPlanes
    @HigherPlanes 5 лет назад

    Negative cakes. LMAO!

  • @benegan44
    @benegan44 7 лет назад +1

    I dont get the joke about the bumper sticker?

    • @tracyradsvick3450
      @tracyradsvick3450 7 лет назад +4

      Ben Egan friendship is incompatible with people who have bumper stickers, esp certain bumper stickers

    • @ziggerwebdesign1704
      @ziggerwebdesign1704 7 лет назад +2

      He says having a bumper sticker confirms what sort of person you are - and he doesn't like you.

    • @slandgsmith
      @slandgsmith 7 лет назад +1

      I have 0 bumper stickers....it is confirmed, people like me.

    • @TheDOJ-n9teen6t8
      @TheDOJ-n9teen6t8 6 лет назад

      i dont

    • @TheDOJ-n9teen6t8
      @TheDOJ-n9teen6t8 6 лет назад

      have bumper stickers too

  • @atdtheband
    @atdtheband 5 лет назад

    So glad Tucker Carlson quit standup for hankering

  • @RobertLongM
    @RobertLongM 6 лет назад +1

    🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @jeremymiller1513
    @jeremymiller1513 6 лет назад +1

    Super busy hospital.

  • @rahbeat9785
    @rahbeat9785 6 лет назад +6

    2:40 fortnite?

  • @arynnritter4293
    @arynnritter4293 3 года назад

    Shot in the head fifty seven times and then tbagged.

  • @sixstringmission
    @sixstringmission 7 лет назад +7

    Has his own Cable TV special... can't tune a 6-string guitar.

    • @Rstoneburner100
      @Rstoneburner100 6 лет назад +6

      Marty Portner dude you’re SO right!! YOU should have your own cable special for pointing that out!!

  • @rishimakhanlal8905
    @rishimakhanlal8905 5 лет назад +1

    Tom Cruise

  • @matthewghent8928
    @matthewghent8928 3 года назад

    He,eh

  • @RLN0011
    @RLN0011 6 лет назад +2

    Mitch Hedberg 2.0

  • @Mike_Muffler
    @Mike_Muffler 5 лет назад

    If Hedberg & Galifinakis had a kid.

  • @habeconlon291
    @habeconlon291 6 лет назад +4

    Fortnite 2:40

  • @477BravoJuliet
    @477BravoJuliet 3 года назад

    A very funny guy that made the absolute worst movie ever made. I mean "Flying toasters from outer space" was a better movie. Barney & Friends was a better movie and it's not even a movie. I'd rather watch my grandmother take a dump than watch that God forsaken piece of crap movie again. It was a really really REALLY REALLY terrible movie.

  • @170045290
    @170045290 6 лет назад +1

    Gets old very fast

  • @BajaSurf
    @BajaSurf 6 лет назад

    Is kinda' annoying