Top notch sarcasm, reptiles, and the greatest disclaimer: "This is all just exaggerated fun. I'm talking out of my ass on all of these and if I offend any of you please act like a Kenyan sand boa and bury your head in the sand and preferably stay there". Perfection! It's a sub!
As someone who keeps multiple Mountain Horned Dragons I missed my roast. But I also have an Emerald Tree Boa, some Ball Pythons, Crested and Leopard Geckos, so please do bring on the rest of the comedic gold by finishing the list.
Lmfao thank you for the morning laughs, I enjoyed that more than expected. The roast take was way more fun than like the classic personality quiz on fb lol
After taking the reptile personality quiz, I believe I am a much better judge of character than those silly algorithms. Think I nailed the green iguana.
I've known one green iguana who was the rescue of a teacher I had. So I have to ignore the part being an idiot as he fixed the idiot. But the part about how he had to be a masochist? Oh absolutely, she was 12 and he was still hoping she might love him someday. She, on the other hand, would casually launch herself at the cage screen whenever she wanted him to STFU mid lecture and he'd just retort "you had a gourmet salad for breakfast and all I had was coffee, please just let me teach the kids"
@@gizmosreptiles he was honestly a fantastic guy though, he saved that iguana from a bad situation in a student's home when she was 5 and kept her until she passed at 15 ish
This made me laugh so much. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 You got me as a new subscriber. Please do the other 8. I've got pond sliders and Rankin's dragons. My future wish list animals are Australian water dragon and Armadillo girdled lizard. So I wonder if these will be included. BTW there are lots of turtles that can't swim, they are called tortoises. Because tortoises are a type of turtle alongside sea turtles and terrapins (fresh water turtles). 🙂
Never owned a reptile, however I’m not the only non reptile owner that recognizes in some of these traits you mentioned.😂😂😂 My cousin owned a shitload of snakes and tortoises and kind of enjoyed them.
@@gizmosreptiles YESSSSS!!? I will wait patiently for the part two... Suggestion is looking up a "mack snow leopard gecko" for one of the stock images you use
roast me. I own a Yellow headed dwarf gecko (gonatodes fuscus) a micro gecko similar to the morning gecko but needs a mate. this is the first of your videos i've seen and the easiest subscribe yet.
I don’t own reptiles…yet, but I want to. What do you have to say about rainbow boas and sailfin dragons? Both species id LOVE to own. And yes I have done research on them
Well yes, but you also got an albino. Which I guess means you have either a skin condition or you are pulling a Micheal Jackson. lol, all jokes, enjoy your new pet!
What about the Species that I want to keep? I assume Ball Python - overcompensating and being fearful (because they usually prefer to roll into a Ball instead of biting. And Cuban False Chameleon probably - too afraid to mess up which is why you haven't gotten the real Deal🙃
oh ok umm what about red bellied black snakes or aistralian beown snakes as they are in my backyard as well as blue tongue skinks Yes i am in sydney australia so no coastal or inland taipans
Comedy, reptiles, scathing sarcasm, what more could a girl want? You sir, have earned yourself a new subscriber!
What a girl wants, what a girl needs. Whatever makes her happy sets her free. And I'm thanking you for subscribing.
I’d love to see you roast false water cobra owners, there’s something about them that screams “isn’t it cool, I almost sort of have a cobra!”
I used to have one of those, and my therapist tells me to limit my self sabotage.
Top notch sarcasm, reptiles, and the greatest disclaimer: "This is all just exaggerated fun. I'm talking out of my ass on all of these and if I offend any of you please act like a Kenyan sand boa and bury your head in the sand and preferably stay there". Perfection! It's a sub!
Always gotta warm people, just in case. lol, thanks for the comment!
As someone who keeps multiple Mountain Horned Dragons I missed my roast. But I also have an Emerald Tree Boa, some Ball Pythons, Crested and Leopard Geckos, so please do bring on the rest of the comedic gold by finishing the list.
Well leopard geckos were on of the 8, so don’t you worry, your time will come.
Waiting for the sequel!
It will be done
Lmfao thank you for the morning laughs, I enjoyed that more than expected. The roast take was way more fun than like the classic personality quiz on fb lol
After taking the reptile personality quiz, I believe I am a much better judge of character than those silly algorithms. Think I nailed the green iguana.
@gizmosreptiles my husband wants a green iguana something terrible, so that part had me rolling 🤣
HAHAHA, that would be an entertaining conversation after watching my take on green iguana owners.
I've known one green iguana who was the rescue of a teacher I had. So I have to ignore the part being an idiot as he fixed the idiot. But the part about how he had to be a masochist? Oh absolutely, she was 12 and he was still hoping she might love him someday. She, on the other hand, would casually launch herself at the cage screen whenever she wanted him to STFU mid lecture and he'd just retort "you had a gourmet salad for breakfast and all I had was coffee, please just let me teach the kids"
Hahaha, a living encapsulation. This made me laugh,thanks for the comment!
@@gizmosreptiles he was honestly a fantastic guy though, he saved that iguana from a bad situation in a student's home when she was 5 and kept her until she passed at 15 ish
Well he sounds like a legend
You’re fuckin funny as hell. Def worth a sub! You’re gonna be a big RUclipsr one day.
Thanks for the confidence, I’m glad you enjoyed it!
Solid vid, I’m praying you make a sequel.
Glad you enjoyed it
This game me a laugh, and I'm not even a reptile owner. thanks!
Your very welcome, glad to see it’s enjoyable to more than just our little niche group.
This made me laugh so much. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 You got me as a new subscriber. Please do the other 8.
I've got pond sliders and Rankin's dragons. My future wish list animals are Australian water dragon and Armadillo girdled lizard. So I wonder if these will be included.
BTW there are lots of turtles that can't swim, they are called tortoises. Because tortoises are a type of turtle alongside sea turtles and terrapins (fresh water turtles). 🙂
Glad you enjoyed it!
Oh this was an easy sub😂 Well done man, you're gonna blow up. Absolutely love it
Hey, thanks for your kind words. I appreciate the feedback!
As a mountain horned dragon owner that just got a burmese at least I now know my overcompensating ass has good tastes! Good fun, loved it!
A horned dragon, very good taste, right there. The Burmese well, overcompensation.
I would like to hear the other eight. Subscribed, waiting in anticipation.
I'm glad you enjoyed it, welcome to the channel!
I think Wickens saw this video 🤔.
I demand a video on crested, leopard, gargoyle, chahoua, amd leachianus geckos. Get to it iguana boy
I will have you know that I have never owned an iguana, I’m not living in denial.
@@gizmosreptiles love it!!! I thoroughly enjoyed the video looking forward to seeing part two.
Love the concept! ❤ can’t wait for part 2 😁
Much appreciated!
Enjoyed it ...yes,more please
Glad you enjoyed it, and thanks for the feedback
lol, I like the tilt of your hat, and the cut of your gib!. Can’t wait for the other 7, thank you, you made an old man laugh!!.
I have worked hard on the cut of my gib! Thank you for noticing, and I'm glad you enjoyed the video. Thank you for the comment!
This channel is a hidden gem lol thanks for the video idea
Glad you enjoy it mate!
I want a green iguana 🦎. I've always loved them and will own one someday.
That’s the spirt, know what you want and go for it, even if it causes me and others to quietly judge. Glad to hear you like green iguanas!
I’m building an enclosure for a mountain horned dragon soon because it looks like a baby iguana and stays small plus they’re awesome.
With a name like yours, I knew you were a legend!
This video was hilarious
Glad you enjoyed it, and thanks for commenting
Never owned a reptile, however I’m not the only non reptile owner that recognizes in some of these traits you mentioned.😂😂😂
My cousin owned a shitload of snakes and tortoises and kind of enjoyed them.
A reptile may be in your future yet. Maybe you will join the roasted keepers one day.
Hey! Leave us Green Iguana people alone. We get beat up enough. 😂
You have my sympathy
I am a big fan of this style
May I ask, what aspect of the video style you enjoyed?
Wow I am suprised you only have a few hundred subs, new one here. look forward to more.
I got a Hoggie, a milk and a corn!
Thanks for joining the community! And great snake options!
OOOUUU PLS PLS DO LEOPARD GECKOS!! I want to hear alllll about it >:))
Wow... You guessed one of the 8
@@gizmosreptiles YESSSSS!!? I will wait patiently for the part two... Suggestion is looking up a "mack snow leopard gecko" for one of the stock images you use
@@Sparklee_draws thank you for the idea
Funny asf we need part 2, I’m scared to hear what you gotta say about tegu keepers 😭 lol
That's two people now, that have guessed one of the 8.
I need you to roast me for having a crested gecko 😂
You will need to wait for the next video to find out
This is excellent!!😂😂😂 subbing for sure
Thanks for watching it!
😂great video! Great editing and humour
Thanks for the praise
Faaarking love this video 🤣 refreshing!
Thank you, Mr. NT
I’m so sad that I didn’t get roasted! I have 4 reptiles so there’s still hope! 🤞🏼
Oh yes, it’s coming one day
Love this!!!! Bearded dragon, and spiders..yes I'm old and have cats.
Bearded dragons... I could do that one.
Clearly you're doing a sequel to this video...
Once I come out of hiding yes
lol this was everything
Imagine what part 2 would be
This is awesome 😂
Glad you liked it Lynx!
roast me. I own a Yellow headed dwarf gecko (gonatodes fuscus) a micro gecko similar to the morning gecko but needs a mate. this is the first of your videos i've seen and the easiest subscribe yet.
Well, you asked for it. I will include one of your pets in a future roast video. I apologize ahead of time.
@@gizmosreptiles im prepared.
The whole time I was waiting for yellow bellied slider turtles because I have 2 but box turtles are close enough
Yellow-bellied slider... Interesting idea
I don’t own reptiles…yet, but I want to. What do you have to say about rainbow boas and sailfin dragons? Both species id LOVE to own. And yes I have done research on them
Rainbow boas would get me canceled, sailfin dragons would be interesting. Let us know when you get your first reptile!
@@gizmosreptiles oh noo whats wrong with rainbow boas?
Nothings wrong with them lol, just the approach I could use would be funny but maybe too funny
Do the other eight!!!
I am very tempted to do so. But, I'm currently in hiding from green iguana owners. But, soon!
You need more subs
That would be nice, and I am glad to read your comment. Thank you for participating on the channel!
Ah welp, I got a baby albino green iguana am I screwed? XD
Well yes, but you also got an albino. Which I guess means you have either a skin condition or you are pulling a Micheal Jackson. lol, all jokes, enjoy your new pet!
What about the Species that I want to keep?
I assume Ball Python - overcompensating and being fearful (because they usually prefer to roll into a Ball instead of biting.
And Cuban False Chameleon probably - too afraid to mess up which is why you haven't gotten the real Deal🙃
You seem to be doing my own job for me.
@@gizmosreptiles 🙃
Bit sad you didn't cover anything venomous
Venomous, man, think of the ammunition I have on an entry like that. Idea accepted!
@@gizmosreptiles I'm about to get cooked 😂
Lol
Plz do rattlesnakes i need validation and attention 😢
Pretty sure you just explained rattlesnake on her ship yourself😂
Is this a cry for help? You are requesting to be roasted.
@gizmosreptiles no totally being sarcastic lol but he'll yeah I'm down for a roast I find these funny
oh ok umm what about red bellied black snakes or aistralian beown snakes as they are in my backyard as well as blue tongue skinks Yes i am in sydney australia so no coastal or inland taipans
I had 8 more on my list, but you may have added a few more to it now. I might need multiple videos on this topic lol!
If someone owns all of these… what are they…?
That’s not possible
Funny shit!
Glad you enjoyed it mate!
I don't have a reptile.I have 4 🦂 and an axolotl... What does that's say about me?
Those people don’t exist, I am sorry to tell you, but, you may not be real.
@@gizmosreptiles That sucks if i'm not real who's gonna feed my scorpions?
Scorpions are resourceful buggers, they will be fine
😳😳😳
shock, just what i was going for
5... uhm why does it hit so close?
It’s always hard to except the truth