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  • Опубликовано: 27 янв 2025

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  • @OfficerFlatFoot
    @OfficerFlatFoot 9 лет назад +164

    "Buddy, you just offended my taste in music, you just crossed the line!"

  • @battlebrother4128
    @battlebrother4128 8 лет назад +37

    "my free speech says no to your free speech" gets me every fucking time

  • @Brndnrchrdsn85
    @Brndnrchrdsn85 9 лет назад +91

    "You've just been buttslammed on the skippy and dippy morning show!" Ha ha, holy shit!

  • @jammastab100
    @jammastab100 9 лет назад +89

    "I eat organic food and care about my lawn more than other people"

  • @MinecraftMartin
    @MinecraftMartin Год назад +8

    If the Dude and Walter from The Big Lebowski had a child, it would be the guy on this call listening to Jack Johnson. Very uptight and laid back at the same time. In all fairness though, this kind of phone call would put a lot of people on edge I bet

  • @penguinscrumbles1402
    @penguinscrumbles1402 8 лет назад +61

    She sounded so heartbroken "So you killed my grass?... D:"

    • @BladeJones
      @BladeJones 8 лет назад +15

      They got butt-slammed!

  • @Joe-vs6gs
    @Joe-vs6gs 3 года назад +19

    “And you’re a buttslam.” What a fucking siren she is.

  • @PunkProfess0r
    @PunkProfess0r 2 года назад +43

    I love how they both remind the other throughout to calm down…and then they both progressively flip out.

    • @PunkProfess0r
      @PunkProfess0r 2 года назад +4

      “And YOURE a buttslam!” Lol!!!!
      …buddy.

    • @PunkProfess0r
      @PunkProfess0r 2 года назад +4

      Oh and funny how Thea stays silent on the phone from 7:26 to 12:26 just seething 😡 in silence until she finally has to pipe in for one last curse before hanging up 😂

  • @Scoopski_Potato
    @Scoopski_Potato 9 лет назад +46

    "I, too, come from a loose cannon perspective."
    I don't think he knows what that means.

  • @pazuzu810
    @pazuzu810 7 лет назад +48

    "I, too, come from a loose cannon perspective"

    • @whalemoth
      @whalemoth 6 лет назад +9

      God, so much cringe in such a short sentence.

    • @nunliski
      @nunliski 2 года назад +1

      Sellout!

  • @dudeitskory
    @dudeitskory 5 лет назад +17

    “The big trees might make it” 🤣😂☠️

  • @embossed64
    @embossed64 9 лет назад +45

    This has got to be my all time favorite. Are you sure these arent actors you guys hired? No one can be this gullible and self-righteous at the same time.

  • @theghostofblakephilbrook
    @theghostofblakephilbrook Год назад +4

    I listen to Jack Johnson now whenever I want to feel like a hippie with no balls. Which is never.

  • @drewvalentino9469
    @drewvalentino9469 5 лет назад +30

    God I love the lawn pranks. These are all so good.

  • @deluge71
    @deluge71 4 года назад +10

    And they were listening to Jack Johnson? I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried. Laughed so hard that I almost cried! :)
    "It's not my fault you folks are weird, and do weird organic stuff."
    "You just got butt-slammed!"

  • @thatshaneguy546
    @thatshaneguy546 2 года назад +14

    I keep coming back to this one. This is one of my favorites. Definitely in my top 5. Love you Brad byyyeee

  • @wisewun88
    @wisewun88 6 лет назад +23

    Her gasps are so funny LOLOL. They are funny together lol...you're a butt slam 👊

  • @ComputerDude2600
    @ComputerDude2600 9 лет назад +29

    9:13 "My free speech says no to your free speech" what the hell does that even mean xD

    • @CounterNerd
      @CounterNerd 9 лет назад +4

      ComputerDude2600
      It's about the same lines as "I'm an American, okay? I have rights! This is a free country!"

    • @LedZeppelinWolf
      @LedZeppelinWolf 5 лет назад

      CounterNerd lmfaooooo I see what you did there

  • @hazyviews999
    @hazyviews999 3 года назад +7

    "I buy organic food' LMFAO

  • @Ohmz27
    @Ohmz27 4 года назад +8

    "I also come from a loose cannon perspective" hahaha bless

  • @soupornaut42
    @soupornaut42 2 года назад +9

    I can't stop imagining this chick is Janice Soprano.

  • @wimboogaerts8906
    @wimboogaerts8906 9 лет назад +13

    Lmao: "I'm a loose cannon, they can't control me."

  • @arthurcole6040
    @arthurcole6040 9 лет назад +16

    Other people would just say, "OOUUUYAAAHYYAAHHYEEEAAYYAAYAAAH" lol

  • @Ticklehug
    @Ticklehug 9 лет назад +65

    Best one in a long time.
    They were actually quite a good couple.

    • @whiteshadow59
      @whiteshadow59 7 лет назад +1

      i will love everyone as they kick the shitty outer me on the street

    • @ezioauditore5792
      @ezioauditore5792 5 лет назад

      @@whiteshadow59 LITTLE DICK LISTEN FOR A MINUTE

    • @arisen6954
      @arisen6954 5 лет назад

      @@whiteshadow59 sheridan street

  • @stephenrichnafsky897
    @stephenrichnafsky897 5 лет назад +12

    I remember when Brad did these calls god they where funny as hell and this call is amazing you got hippies

  • @MistuhCoolio
    @MistuhCoolio 9 лет назад +16

    All these comments are like "man, what pricks!" I didn't find them that obnoxious. In fact they seemed like pretty nice folks.
    Still a hilarious call.

  • @jc9406
    @jc9406 9 лет назад +50

    It would suck to live next to these people.

    • @chuckharding4369
      @chuckharding4369 3 года назад +2

      burn some tires 🤣🤣🤣

    • @daytonasayswhat9333
      @daytonasayswhat9333 9 месяцев назад +1

      I would have copious amounts of barbecue, constantly grilling, park, my diesel, pick up with a license plate that says hydrocarbon on it, and waiver Trump flag

  • @carterfelderva
    @carterfelderva 9 лет назад +52

    they sound fun, I want to go to their place for dinner.

  • @bxz4428
    @bxz4428 7 лет назад +3

    there is actually people out there that show that level of incompetence doing their job.

  • @brendan5235
    @brendan5235 3 года назад +12

    These people have to live in Portland Oregon

  • @pastry8281
    @pastry8281 2 года назад +4

    "You're a butt slam!" lol

  • @RootedHat
    @RootedHat 11 месяцев назад +3

    If this was real, a tree law attorney would enjoy!

  • @KrunchyNaut
    @KrunchyNaut 9 лет назад +213

    You crossed the line insulting Jack Johnson like that. You do realize I buy organic food, right?

    • @DrAElemayo
      @DrAElemayo 9 лет назад +9

      I'm a vegan.

    • @Cthulhupunk
      @Cthulhupunk 9 лет назад

      KrunchyNaut Everyone both knows your shopping habits and cares about your opinion, so of COURSE they do.

    • @peopleskarmasquad1042
      @peopleskarmasquad1042 7 лет назад +1

      Scoober Doober Trust fund kids

    • @peopleskarmasquad1042
      @peopleskarmasquad1042 7 лет назад

      Dr. A. Elemayo I am sorry.

    • @BladeJones
      @BladeJones 7 лет назад

      Jack Johnson IS shitty music!

  • @eric20ike
    @eric20ike 9 лет назад +91

    These people probably drive a Prius and think they're saving the planet.

    • @kingg213
      @kingg213 9 лет назад +5

      Critical Unity He's keeping it real dude!! If you think that the oil companies are going to let alternative energy to cramp their style then, you are delusional!!

    • @SL-cl9gt
      @SL-cl9gt 5 лет назад +5

      erkerk ladies voice: I drink organic coffee that’s picked by 4 year olds (UwU) ☕️ 🧘‍♀️

    • @kylekataryn3454
      @kylekataryn3454 Год назад

      Chevron is a huge investor in alternative energy.

    • @daytonasayswhat9333
      @daytonasayswhat9333 9 месяцев назад

      Well, still procreating and perpetuating the so-called carbon cycle

    • @markmartin5765
      @markmartin5765 8 месяцев назад

      So true, and they think they are making a difference in this world driving that Prius and not using chemicals that came from the earth,that is fine,but the smugness that comes with it is embarrassing.

  • @RickMakely666
    @RickMakely666 8 лет назад +25

    perfect target

  • @clownsechonk
    @clownsechonk 9 лет назад +9

    lmao this prank call was already over and then just got better!

  • @derangedpranks
    @derangedpranks 8 лет назад +63

    My free speech says no to your free speech.

  • @daytonasayswhat9333
    @daytonasayswhat9333 9 месяцев назад +8

    “We spent THOUSANDS a year extra for organic food.” These people can’t be real.

  • @Lewis_t
    @Lewis_t 2 года назад +4

    Pure gold, classic phone prank of all time!! 😂😂

  • @mcashw
    @mcashw 5 лет назад +3

    This is one of the best - the lawn and trees are the best calls

  • @SugaryCoyote
    @SugaryCoyote 7 месяцев назад +2

    Oh, wow, her lawn is extra special more important than other peoples' lawns.

  • @davey2dope
    @davey2dope 2 года назад +6

    "My free speech says no to your free speech". What in the fuck does that even mean??

  • @PredecessorProfessor
    @PredecessorProfessor Месяц назад

    Our lawn is about to die in that tone will never be heard again.

  • @SL-cl9gt
    @SL-cl9gt 5 лет назад +5

    This couple would make a great boss battle in an Al Bundy video game 😂

  • @BladeJones
    @BladeJones 7 лет назад +9

    Celia is having a fit over the fact that WKPI 100.3 the Gerbil is going to air the call. I thought she was an organic Patchouli oil hippie until she started using profanity on the air.

    • @Lewis_t
      @Lewis_t 2 года назад +1

      Blade, why aren’t you in the mail room?

  • @DefiantMix
    @DefiantMix 2 года назад +7

    _"My free speech says no to your free speech"_

  • @peacelove6632
    @peacelove6632 5 лет назад +4

    This is the best one by far. She reminds me of my hippy friend from college haha

  • @athiefinthenight6894
    @athiefinthenight6894 2 года назад +2

    Lmao the segment after he tells them it is a joke is so funny.

  • @AAA-uy2ob
    @AAA-uy2ob 4 года назад +4

    Thousands of dollars on organic food.........................

  • @stickypool
    @stickypool 9 лет назад +10

    The organic food industry is a racket.

  • @Sparkette
    @Sparkette 2 года назад +3

    Actually she did give permission, though I’m not sure if the law would see it that way. She said “I hope I’m still on the air” at one point.

  • @ScammerStudio
    @ScammerStudio 5 лет назад +4

    He was gonna go and and get a pencil made from 100% recycled barn wood and some hemp paper, to write down your information.

  • @fixairplane3624
    @fixairplane3624 Год назад +2

    Best part is he knows they’re sue happy A-holes but doesn’t want it to get out!!

  • @ConquerCollin
    @ConquerCollin 9 лет назад +12

    His free speech says no to your free speech. So you have to say no to his saying no, so it means yes

  • @barber5937
    @barber5937 2 года назад +4

    These guys sound like the rich couple who offer to pay for Walt's cancer treatments in breaking bad

    • @xom.
      @xom. 2 года назад +2

      dude that's exactly what I was imagining lool

    • @SaintDiaz
      @SaintDiaz 2 года назад +1

      I mean they pay thousands of dollars for food and trees for there lawn and such so i wouldnt put it past them

    • @amp4105
      @amp4105 2 месяца назад +1

      Looool

  • @BladeJones
    @BladeJones 7 лет назад +13

    I'd like to see what this couple looks like. I'm envisioning tie die clothing and sandals. They probably drive a 60's VW van.

    • @Lewis_t
      @Lewis_t 2 года назад +3

      A Prius for sure…

    • @daytonasayswhat9333
      @daytonasayswhat9333 9 месяцев назад +1

      They both have an income of 300,000+ a year. The house is huge and nice. They own five cars between the two of them. I just typical hypocrite, boomer posers.

  • @leslied.brooks-jones6625
    @leslied.brooks-jones6625 3 года назад +4

    “The mistake u made really matters to this human being…” hahahhahahhaaa 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂☠️

  • @daytonasayswhat9333
    @daytonasayswhat9333 9 месяцев назад +3

    This lady is the perfect subject for a prank call. you must’ve been licking your lips when she started talking all this gibberish about only buying organic food and what not.

  • @eatmyfun
    @eatmyfun 9 лет назад +7

    So he's an uptight.. loose cannon?

  • @paulmaul2186
    @paulmaul2186 Год назад +2

    3:14 I can't stop laughing at that.

  • @SaintDiaz
    @SaintDiaz 2 года назад +4

    "What do i get? Nahh i dont want that give me something else" lmaoo woah there, you just found out nothing was done to your lawn and it was all just a prank lol why do you feel like he owes you something? 🤣🤣

  • @kyebean
    @kyebean 8 лет назад +4

    100.3 THE GERBIIIIIIIIL! This shit is bananas. B A N A N A S!

  • @nekad2000
    @nekad2000 8 лет назад +8

    I only eat organic grass and never insult people for the music they are playing.

  • @UpDownMichelle
    @UpDownMichelle 9 лет назад +4

    "That probably sounds really ridiculous to you..."
    Yes... yes it does.

  • @voteZDLR
    @voteZDLR 9 лет назад +20

    This lady represents the most obnoxious kind of organic food proponent/stereotype. I say call her again (and again).
    And again.

    • @voteZDLR
      @voteZDLR 9 лет назад

      ***** Haha, depends what grade meat you're talking about there with Hamburger. I do know Whole Foods prices are far more than standard grocery store prices, and much more than fast food prices. All the same, don't be so sure other people blow their money just because you do.

    • @voteZDLR
      @voteZDLR 9 лет назад

      ***** Good point, good luck growing your own produce well and also good luck on raising your own cattle, assuming you're not a vegetarian. Raising livestock and handling the whole converting livestock into food thing isn't cheap, at all.

    • @voteZDLR
      @voteZDLR 9 лет назад +2

      ***** lol... If you want meat, you gotta kill some of the animals. Period. Or you can just use them for dairy products, etc., assuming cows, but regardless, want meat? Necessary slaughter. Then preserving said meat, or more likely selling it and sharing it with other families considering you're living in some organic food commune. As far as growing plants, well, I mean yes there are books on the subject but any decent farmer will tell you that a lot of what they do comes from experience or being tutored by others who are also experienced. And I think it's safe to say poor people can't shop at Whole Foods, that's just out of the picture. That being said, my Dad is extremely rich but he's also a cheap bastard. He purposely shops at cheaper places because he doesn't want to spend too much of his money. In fact, a lot of wealthy people live that way. Call it cheap, call it frugal, whatever, but there is a certain amount of common sense that goes along with spending money = not having any after a certain amount of time. I will agree with you though that people are definitely way more dependent on society and the government and it's programs to survive than ever before, such that if we ever needed farmers ever again we'd go through about 10-20 years of desperation because there'd be too many people to feed with too few people who know how to actually provide that kind of service anymore.

    • @voteZDLR
      @voteZDLR 9 лет назад +1

      ***** xD thanks. Thank you for being reasonable. There is still hope yet for the Internet.

  • @whiteshadow59
    @whiteshadow59 3 года назад +2

    Hippies have lawyers?

  • @forevertweetiew1461
    @forevertweetiew1461 9 лет назад +3

    I cannot get enough of his pranks. lmao

  • @Downtime-Remy
    @Downtime-Remy 2 года назад +6

    I can't even tell who's the husband or the wife.

  • @patrickw9706
    @patrickw9706 Год назад +2

    Luckily it wasn't broadcasted.

  • @angelica3744
    @angelica3744 2 года назад +3

    They care about the environment, but still have a lawn, which is super unsustainable lol

  • @SyphexGaming
    @SyphexGaming 8 лет назад +5

    "A loose cannon perspective, man"

  • @SteamTeamRedubUK
    @SteamTeamRedubUK 9 лет назад +5

    Hippy dippy radio man

  • @storms08
    @storms08 9 лет назад +2

    This guy is so great at fucking with people....it's best when they don't even know they're being fucked with.

  • @gabrielduran5147
    @gabrielduran5147 6 лет назад +5

    "Buddy"

  • @peopleskarmasquad1042
    @peopleskarmasquad1042 9 лет назад +4

    8 Hippies did not like this call.

  • @Peachie4011
    @Peachie4011 8 лет назад +2

    I bet they actually think they have a negative carbon footprint...squares!

  • @jacobh1995
    @jacobh1995 9 лет назад +7

    UGH I CANT BREATH! Did you know theses people were so uptight about their lawn and organic lifestyle? Because this was a jackpot.

  • @Women_Rock
    @Women_Rock 6 лет назад +3

    That couple just got finished smoking before Brad called

  • @liloboy911808
    @liloboy911808 6 лет назад +4

    I buy organic food! - Lady nobody cares! lmao

  • @phoneAntics
    @phoneAntics 9 лет назад +7

    lol This is great. Take that, pompous organic weirdos!

  • @daytonasayswhat9333
    @daytonasayswhat9333 9 месяцев назад +2

    Bravo. That was your Magnus opus.

  • @igloo2862
    @igloo2862 Год назад +4

    Butt slammed

  • @POtter-us6kt
    @POtter-us6kt 9 лет назад +4

    omfg.... I feel kinda bad laughing so hard at these earth lovers, but... there you go.

  • @stuartpalmer3793
    @stuartpalmer3793 Год назад +2

    Jack Johnson, BAHAHAHAHA

  • @J_Clean_1996
    @J_Clean_1996 28 дней назад

    Her gasps are gold.

  • @Thefatandy
    @Thefatandy 5 лет назад +5

    I like these hippies

  • @davehowland32
    @davehowland32 5 лет назад +2

    You should have told them that their dogs are going to die and they are going to catch rectal cancer

  • @mosesmanaka8109
    @mosesmanaka8109 4 месяца назад +4

    The marketing guy who came up with the phrase "organic" is a genius who knew there are lots of gullible people who will fall for the scam. 😅😂🤣

  • @couplestherapyforsingles6120
    @couplestherapyforsingles6120 3 года назад +4

    Did you know they buy organic food?

  • @arkmainable
    @arkmainable 4 года назад +4

    She sounds like a vaguely female version of that teacher from bevis and butthead.

  • @XenomorphLV426
    @XenomorphLV426 9 лет назад +6

    Epic call.

  • @NerdsPwnN00bs
    @NerdsPwnN00bs 5 лет назад +1

    I'm crying. Why do they just get more worked up?

  • @recivditvrsuvsne4554
    @recivditvrsuvsne4554 4 года назад +3

    Holy fucking shit! This call is on a completely fucking different level...I am 3 minutes in and jaw on fucking floor...brafuckingvo on an incredible call ... Holy shit!!!

  • @Tensor187x
    @Tensor187x 9 лет назад +3

    i wish i could see what this couple looks like lol

  • @chileheadcraig
    @chileheadcraig Месяц назад

    Not SteveDave today? How you found organic hippies made it that much better.

  • @Haraazs
    @Haraazs 9 лет назад +4

    She seems pretty credulous to me.

  • @vikingvic
    @vikingvic 9 лет назад +2

    grow food, not lawns.

  • @TheXenetiX
    @TheXenetiX 9 лет назад +1

    Thanks for uploading so much videos!! You are the best :)

  • @cardinaloflannagancr8929
    @cardinaloflannagancr8929 6 лет назад +1

    Well it's like wow man it's not your lawn it's the earths lawn and earths animals. Wonder what color their tesla is

  • @BlackFlagHeathen
    @BlackFlagHeathen 7 лет назад +5

    I can't stand these crazy tree-hugging vegan hippy types, which makes this about a million times funnier. x'D