Why We Can't Break Up
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- Опубликовано: 3 июн 2021
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Наука
*Orlin hit me with a broomstick on the toilet!!!!! just posted on other channel (Sending this to Nancy)* ruclips.net/video/ewGAgX8S_zg/видео.html
"ursula manchild shrek diabetes crybaby triple chin no neck nick"
No
okay then
Lakakakaka
Mamamamamamamanamammamamama
Nick: “He’s never had Fat Burger.” Orlin: “I married a Fat Burger.” 🤣 🍔
True
At what time?
@@mhmmvale Ur mom
@@deannaschmid3867 ur stupet I’m breaking up with you.
@@deannaschmid3867 what-
“Why we can’t break up”
Thumbnail: Fighting orlin
that's normal
@@foofighterfan ok
Yea it’s normal
@@juanluis3220 Ok
Okay guys this is normal
“This fat Karen told me to go to Wendy’s” proceeds to look at nick 😂😂
All I gotta say is...🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣😭
😂
😂😭
Ok?
Orlin's fakeness is my everyday M00D
Ok?
I was just about to say 😅
@@killua4431 what was the purpose in saying "ok?"
This new season is starting off slow but it’s probably going to get better in the next five episodes
💀
@taco I am going to eat you you’re on the menu don’t forget it
New season of Nick and Orlin break ups
@taco Better say your last words right now I’m gonna eat you after this
@Will Clauson even the cw wouldnt pick this shit up
They break up and get back together so many times I ain't even surprised anymore 😭✋🏾
They're like lego pieces.
@@albertwolford5274 LITERALLY.
I think they are following the suggestions in the videos
Consider this: They never once broke up.
Literally They’re like magnets
when he said a married a “fat burger” i was done😂😂😂
The title isn’t even shocking at this point we literally can predict what his next videos will be 😭
RIGHT😭😭😭
Or he just scrolls through the comments to get title ideas.
No, he’s just titling the videos what you guys say is going to be next 🤣🤣🤣
The next video will be them getting married
@@chyroxz1768 can't wait 🤣🤣
Tomorrow: Why we can't divorce
The day after: Planing to eat the restraining order that I put for orlin
LMAOO 😹😹
Ok?
You guys are giving him ideas
Hahaha 😂
Tomorrow: *Orlin Threatened To Not Take Me To Walmart Anymore If I Left Him.*
Such an original comment
The day after: I got ran over by Walmart and target ripped me apart
(Emotional)
thats funny omg
Original..
Not.
@@jigwignibs Ur hating on everybody shut up
Orlin: always telling nick he’s fat.
Also Orlin: is fat
its hypocritical, but orlin isnt nearly as huge.
Besides he was forced
@@facundomelian4420 Orlin is a grown man, he’s just as messy as Nick and knows what he’s doing
@@panininanini That is true...he could've left Nik anytime
this is a skit they aren’t serious
Tomorrow: I’m getting a divorce and it’s all your fault.
Ok?
No doubt.....
Yas 😂😂😂 and subway Mukbang ( emotional) Jesus Mary and Joseph
@@killua4431 are you new here 😂
The day after: Why I cant get a divorce (your fault) (orlins fault) (emotional)
When Orlin said to the Wendy's workers that he had to bring the bag back to his fat wife 🤣🤣🤣
Ok?
OOF 🤣🤣
@@killua4431 ok
How many videos are we gonna get of “we can’t break up”😂
Lol
It’s a series now
I think this is the 4th or 5th video, I don't know 🤣
Ok?
A total of how many likes you get for your comment, I believe 😂
who else remembers "hey little sloths"✋🏾😭😭😭
That was gay lol
@@Hi-pi2qj Fellas is it gay to say 3 words
@@babyedits2004 no just his voice was lol
Poor Nick got attacked by one🤣🤣
@@yabby2000 ur defending him he don’t care about u girl lol
Tomorrow: I’m calling Nancy cause Orlin wants to break up with me
*Emotional*
The day after: I’m calling my fries because the cheeseburger wants to eat me
(Emotional)
The day after after:i am not wearing anything and I don't know why
@@VENOM-eq8sd (emotional) Panda Express McDonalds Mukbang
Ik no one cares but 100th like!
at first I was like mm nick as a joke, but bro...I don’t think it’s a joke anymore
I have a feeling that his "Dietitian" name Amber Ama Comida is Aka Amberlynn Reid😂Amber Ama Comida translates to Amber loves food!✌😂😂
Love the shade 😄
iT IS I -😂💀
Or maybe she is real
😂😂😂🤭🤭🤭 I was thinking of our gorl... she knows all about diets and nutrition
😁😂😃😄
Ok idk why but it makes me happy to see them actually laugh together-
They’re both so big now lolol I don’t understand how orlin talks about nick when he’s just as huge lololol
They were big the last time I watched a video in December 2020. They're bigger now lol
@@d.s9798 orlin always screaming he needs lipo but he needs it too 😂😂😂😂😂
Right?? Orlin is obese too
Orlin is a tiny bit smaller so it makes him feel bettter to call nik fat
If I had a Nickel for every time they broke up and came back I'd be a Millionaire no joke
Ok?
By this point if y'all believe Nicks stories,y'all are the problem 😂🤦
What problem are we contributing to? 💀
@@djoserlol Being stupid
@@babyedits2004 Thank you! 😂
@@babyedits2004 nick is one weird guy tbh
next time on Keeping Up with the Avocados: “We Have to Get Married...”
His dietitian's name is Amber Ama Comida?
As in Amber "loves food" in Spanish?
This new season is bringing hilarious character names I see.🤣🤣
No amber is closest to ambre so it would be close to the word hungry
All I can think of is amberlynn Reid lmfao you know that was a dig at her
@@AMPIMEN ama comida means love food that's what she's talking about
@@amandasuerobinson3276 ooooh my bad I thought she was saying something else now I feel stupid
The moment I realize I need to do something with my life before this becomes me..
Yes
Tomorrow: I’m pursuing my dreams and moving to LA! House Tour! (Chick Fil A Mukbang)
The day after: I’m banned from America for going to la
(Emotional)
(Mukbang in Russia)
@@nellygarcia1941 LMAOO
I actually LOVE when they talk to one another like they have some sense & not scream at each other😭
I do too it’s so much more enjoyable
@@mayleendean518 yes!!! Now, don’t get me wrong, I love a good fight between these two, but not ALL the danggone time, you know? 😩😩
The ✨shade✨ on ALR lmao
We all knew this would be the exact title for the video
Ok?
@@killua4431 the reason for commenting is because I thought it would be funny to point it out, anime profile
@@Littlecults ignore them. This persons replying "ok?" under every comment, so you good.
Theses breaks ups are HOT AND STEAMY!!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love how he sang his "We're Back Home" song a few seconds after the video started 😆😆
Ok?
Yesterday: We broke up
Today: We decided to get back together
Me: bro just break up or stay together you guys have broken up and gotten together so many times make up your mind
*PERIOD!!!!!*
I think your new to the Avacado fam😂😂😂
@@anshularao1796 me or the other person
FR✋🏽
Tomorrow they're getting married.
The next day: They're getting divorced
The day after: Why we can't get divorced.
The cycle continues
The day after: I’m built like a guitar
(Emotional)
The day After Orlin keeps hitting me I gonna leave😂
Next video I'm staying with orlin
Ok?
Can you imagine that Nick's life is a loop and each of us are going into this and dying slowly? Anyway we're back home shubedo we're home helloooo
jeepers creepers
@@handsomesquidward2130 Jesus Mary and Joseph
I'm calling CORPORATE!!! OP!!
this is UR fault
@@alexking6050 SHHHH im calling corporate!!!
“Make sure you’re compensated for your emotions, this is America” is today’s most American attitude and it is cancer 🤣🤣
facts lmao
"I'm perfect"
"Perfectly round" HDJSBSKSBXG WHEEZE
It's not even shocking at this point. Y'all have broken up and gotten together so many times, I've lost count. 😐🔫
shut up Dino Toes 😡😡
@@babyedits2004 shut up First Names 😡😡😡
I just love the entertainment 🤣
Tomorrow: We’re eating up the house
(Emotional)
I knew this was going to happen he was going to say “why we can’t break up”
Ok?
At 5:27 I was getting Edna Mode from the Incredibles vibes the way he was all up in the camera 😂😂
Next on : Keeping Up with The Avocados
Episode 200 why we cant break up
😂😂😂
The day after: Anime hates me
(Emotional)
And on this episode of keeping up with karen avocado: they are not breaking up (shocker)
I don’t know what scares me more…
The fact that he’s 50 minutes away from me in Florida or the fact that he’s literally right next to Disney World.
My family frequents Disney World every year.
Let’s be honest we all knew this was coming
I hope everyone who sees this BE BLESSED 🙏
That's sweet of you, God bless you as well! 🙏
The more he eats, the more i wanna workout
tomorrow: we're getting married and it's your fault
NICK USE THIS TITLE now. OP!!
Can someone find the amount of times they have said “why we can’t break up”?
.
probably about 100,000,000,000 times. (just a guess)
Infinity 😂
The insults are back I feel at home 🤣
I can't wait for him to answer the phone and say, "IT'S AMBER"
Orlin: I married a fat burger lmao
Ok?
@@killua4431 ok?
@@killua4431 Girl stfu
@@madi2597 Thank you
"It's never been easier to be fat!"
"I love this country"
"It really supports your lifestyle!"
ouch. Nuggets of truth buried in all the ridiculousness.
Nick "people are eating air" Me: trying to starve myself
They clearly want to be together if “they can’t break up” 😭
Last video a guy said “why we can’t break up” would be the title of the next video and he was right
Late nighters wya 🙋🏻♀️😗
Tomorrow: Why it’s perfectly legal to Break Up
See I knew this is what the title was going to be
Please make a "I'm Calling Corporate!" shirt
Yes your so right! I won’t even drive off from the drive thru windows until I check everything I ordered and make sure it’s correct!
WE ALL CALLED IT ✋🏻💀
Tomorrow: Orlin caught me with the taco bell guy! Emotional Mukbang!
The day after: Jolibee turned into a bee and every food mascot is punching me so much
“He’s never had Fat Burger!”
Orlin: “I married a Fat Burger!”
BRUH BYEEEEEEE🤣🤣🤣🤣
orlin is literally having a bipolar on and off moment in this, one second he's all happy and nice to nick then the next he just randomly roasts him out of hatred
Kudos to whoever spoke the title into existence😭😭😭😭
Nik: why we can't break up me: how many time you never break up with him a million times 🙄
This type of videos is just so much better... Almost feels as if I'm watching a really nice post cast
I'm so happy you guys got back together
You’re literally more than a mukbanger and I love you for it. You’re a comedian, entertainer, life coach, food reviewer and businessman. Goals
Hey everyone!
Welcome to a new episode of:...
"Nikacado is MADLY obsessed with Orlin and cant do anything without him being at LEAST 5 ft. next to him" 🤦🏽♀️
We need one of those compilation channels to make a compilation of all the amberlynn reid references and jokes he makes
This is becoming a monthly routine
Hey They Always Say If You Want Something Done Right To Do It Yourself Nick. So Don't Be So hard Hard On Orlin
He’s eaten wendys like 3000 times and we still keep coming back 😂
“It’s really hard getting mad when eating Cheesecake Factory or Wendy’s”
*gets mad at Orlin 3 seconds later*
Exactly! Then he blamed Orlin for starting it! Poor Orlin 😂😂😂
Thanks guys for a great job! Every time I feel like eating fast food, I go to your channel to see what I can look like eating junk food. Keep it up !
I WAS LITERALLY WAITING FOR THISS
I knew nick would do he’s so predictable
He is the human representation of " not funny , didn't laugh".
Honestly Orlin, if this Wendy's burger is the best you have EVER eaten in your life, then GURL!!!!! You are not living!!!!
Everyone legit said the was gonna be the title of the next vid 🤣 we been through this so many times😂
New season of keeping up with the Karencados
Tomorrow: why orlin doesn’t please me
The day after: Orlin ripped my body into pieces
(Emotional)
@@nellygarcia1941 the day after : suing orlin for reconstructive surgery
I know most of your viewers love to see the yelling and chaos but that gives me anxiety. Love the "nice video" today. I watch you after work to unwind lol.
The chill vibes are 👌🏾👌🏾
OMG I HAVEN’T HEARD THE INTRO INA WHILE HESSS BACK💖💖💖
Praying for the both of you
Ya’ll should honestly make a reality TV show. I have to say Orlin’s comebacks are A1 lately. Lmao. And Nik.. if you tried to steal my beer cheese sauce I’d have to cut you.😂 I was staring at that lone chicken nugget for the longest wondering who was gonna get to it first.😂
Watching nik every night has really helped me with my relationship with food
7 dislikes y’all? Some of you are obsessed
@@yabby2000 I know engagement is engagement and even just commenting now is helping him, but seriously if someone has all the time in the world to have someone’s notifications on just to leave dislikes they got issues
To those of you who predicted this video title, I applaud you.
Nick:Do you know that why I’m extra extra extra happy.
Me:You gained ✌🏾water✌🏾weight
i spent 4 hours watching you today and it was such good spent time. im so bored 99% of the time so it’s just entertaining lmaooo
Out of all the laughs and drama....I see two men who love each other. You both make me laugh, even when I am going through a bad day. I just worry about you both and the weight you are gaining. You are both so young and healthy....take care of yourself and each other.
By my calculations 🤓 this is indeed NOT a toxic couple
I’m watching this on my waterbed, in my birthday suit, eating pork rinds and drinking Yoo-hoo!!!
Looool.
Lol
I have a memory foam mattress and I have pajamas on
I feel genuine sympathy for any fast food worker that has dealt with his level of Karening.
Who else was waiting all day for this lol
"Nick edit that out" 🤣
Set boundaries! 😊 Say people how you want them to treat you and say what you like and don't like! 🙂
Also say no!! Speak you'r mind and heart how you feel. Stand up for yourself 😊