"Cobol programmers were urgently in demand" They weren't. They called for volunteers. They didn't actually offer any well paying jobs. That's not demand, that's just entitlement.
I work as a data consultant and have been in a project for 6 months transforming pl/1 (ibm's cobol) into Taled mappings to deal with an insurance company data. After that I wanted to end it all.
You're crazy man but that's why I'm interested in your videos. I never even thought of this being a thing yet I am here wondering how you made it possible. Thank you for being who you are and I look forward your next creation x)
I've just realized why I don't like Java - because it's french! But feel a bit confused to be a fan of German that I don't know) It also means that CTail (his name is not Sea Tail anymore, I guess everyone agree) is German as well, while he looks like more from Scandinavian countries) Obfuscate is horribly loosing his positions. Seems like Ctail would replace Obfuscate completely one day despite the fact Obfuscate said he's gonna stay here as well. He just grew up these puny mortals and needs to focus on his own channel. P.S. is BF Chinese???
See here's the thing, you'd have to spend money to port all the cobol code to more modern languages, and banks would much rather spend significantly larger sums of money finding cobol programmers in an age where literally no one uses cobol. See, corporations nowadays only care about their bottom line for the current quarter, so investing in long-term infrastructure that would save them millions over the coming decades is just not really something they can get behind.
I would argue that Java is more like English, considering they both have a very rigid structure but are also relatively simple. C++ however has in common with French, that they both have may too many features. Like do you know in how many ways you can conjugate a verb in French? A lot.
@@soupisfornoobs4081 rigid as in not flexible, not regular. My main argument would be sentence structure. There are some exceptions, but other than those, you always have Subject Verb Object, which is not the case in many other languages that have other ways of marking the function of a group in a sentence. The English phonotactics are imo also quite limiting, but that's perhaps a bit subjective.
Nice vid. Just need to refactor this to work with punch cards and text terminals. Will anyone think of the ancient IBM giants whose shoulders the world stands upon?
Creaturey: *hate to indexes starting at 1*
*cries in Lua and Julia*
Lua even calls its dictionaries tables, how fitting
I really like Lua... but it definatly has some very unappealing quirks. This being one of them
My first introduction to programming was through MATLAB (I still use it). I struggle with zero indexing languages
Local t = {
[0] = 1234,
[1] = "etc.."
}
print(t[0])
And you have an table with a index of 0 ^^
@@surage123 Oh the wonders of dynamic programming languages! You can even do the opposite to have a 1-indexed array in JavaScript
Ofcourse this dude knows COBOL, he is a goddamn dinosaur
"Cobol programmers were urgently in demand"
They weren't. They called for volunteers. They didn't actually offer any well paying jobs. That's not demand, that's just entitlement.
I'm absolutely in love with the animations and the voice overs!
You have seen Tick Tack Toe in Cobol
Now get ready for OS in JavaScript
@Sir Chunky. Elephant Seal Wait
What!??
Lol that already exists, it’s called chromeOS
@@quisp6228 well fuck
@@quisp6228 that's not made in JS tho
I've got an idea
Oml. The new guy is so fucking adorable. I love him
I work as a data consultant and have been in a project for 6 months transforming pl/1 (ibm's cobol) into Taled mappings to deal with an insurance company data. After that I wanted to end it all.
You're crazy man but that's why I'm interested in your videos. I never even thought of this being a thing yet I am here wondering how you made it possible.
Thank you for being who you are and I look forward your next creation x)
If programming languages were real languages, then esolangs would be conlangs
Qlitchy
@@miners_haven QinersHaven
Malbolge would be Ithkuil
Brainf**k would be toki pona
Velato would be Solresol
@@jangamecuber Tru
more
INTERCAL would be Volapük
Befunge would be Lojban
subleq would be bopaname
3:23 VISUAL BASIC CODING STYLE?!?!?!
SENDER AS OBJECT
EVENT ARGS?
NANI?
whoa Truttle, you've scared me with this intro while I was watching you at 11pm, at least my parents didn't hear that
I've just realized why I don't like Java - because it's french! But feel a bit confused to be a fan of German that I don't know)
It also means that CTail (his name is not Sea Tail anymore, I guess everyone agree) is German as well, while he looks like more from Scandinavian countries)
Obfuscate is horribly loosing his positions. Seems like Ctail would replace Obfuscate completely one day despite the fact Obfuscate said he's gonna stay here as well. He just grew up these puny mortals and needs to focus on his own channel.
P.S. is BF Chinese???
Brainfuck is Toki Pona
@@Truttle1 sina pona suli
@@Truttle1 A man of culture!
now is burn the average local tribal language?
1:05 SeaTail is British because British people call Tic-Tac-Toe Noughts and Crosses.
In java, we call it "morpion"
We inherited this in Australia
can't wait for "Iota and Jot"
Latin has more speakers than COBOL has writers
3 is way more than 1
See here's the thing, you'd have to spend money to port all the cobol code to more modern languages, and banks would much rather spend significantly larger sums of money finding cobol programmers in an age where literally no one uses cobol. See, corporations nowadays only care about their bottom line for the current quarter, so investing in long-term infrastructure that would save them millions over the coming decades is just not really something they can get behind.
They don't actually offer the Cobol programmers all that much.
I love this channel
Maybe if you want even more torture make the UI by only using dll calls to the winapi and sort all the logic in cobol to make it even more cursed.
The Turing Machine would be Proto Indo European
Merry COBOL!!!
i absolutely love it
kinda wierd that visual cobol is paid tho
i agree
agreed as well -- thankfully, though, it does appear like they at least offer a personal editon for free (essentially for hobbyists)
Is there a way to do this with GNUCOBOL?
I would argue that Java is more like English, considering they both have a very rigid structure but are also relatively simple. C++ however has in common with French, that they both have may too many features. Like do you know in how many ways you can conjugate a verb in French? A lot.
"rigid structure" lol. lmao.
@@soupisfornoobs4081 ?
@@sayven English is very irregular and not what I'd consider rigidly structured
@@soupisfornoobs4081 rigid as in not flexible, not regular. My main argument would be sentence structure. There are some exceptions, but other than those, you always have Subject Verb Object, which is not the case in many other languages that have other ways of marking the function of a group in a sentence.
The English phonotactics are imo also quite limiting, but that's perhaps a bit subjective.
@@sayven ah, I see.
Merry cobol
I probably got more triggered than I should've when he said that Tic Tac Toe was a "board game"
I know right? Everyone knows it's a pen-and-paper rpg
2:52 Pst Truttle1, If you didn't already PLEASE don't tell him about Lua
Merry Cobol
why do You iterate over whole board? It's enough to just check row and column with last-placed symbol and diagonals.
Yes optimisation is key for this COBOL tic tac toe game
Can you make it play itself?
Nice vid. Just need to refactor this to work with punch cards and text terminals. Will anyone think of the ancient IBM giants whose shoulders the world stands upon?
SimCity 4 music omg
Why is the store big in french, but not in the other two language?
Please make more cobol videos.
🦴
discord.gg/EKPBjjUc65
yoy!
invalid link ):
@@the_player_2 fixed
Merry COBOL
Question for everyone, what language is brainf*** and ascii dots
Wtf did I write 5 months ago
Chinese?
@@jimbobago maybe lol
Which one would be finnish?
Tic-tac-ATM
Tic-Tac-Toe? Oh, you mean Noughts And Crosses
Oh, you mean * inaudible sigh *
What language would python be?
idk maybe esperanto or korean
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Y A Y !
My grandpa can code inc COBOL... He is 78...
Please put your code in description box.it will help to beginners lik me😕
I think looking at cobol code just got me an anurism, please make a pinned comment about the health risk
No birthday translation for Latin? :( Also can you do Befreak next?
cobol 4!!!! (i think)
Huh I thought you hated cobol
MERRY COBOL
Merry COBOL!
@@Truttle1MERRY stands for Machine explained realistic research yetis.
Wait, c would be german? So you're telling me c would be easier than Java? Nah you did a mistake somewhere
C++ is English so C must be a Germanic language.
므입 호민!!!!!!
Pingas
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This is as verbose as FiM++ without the invreased readability that has. And this isn’t even an esolang? What?
Cobol=Ugly Latin=Pretty. How dare you compare them?
Cobol is old french
COBOLtastic video