Childcare workers, what family secret was revealed by a kid?

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  • @lokowoko360
    @lokowoko360 4 года назад +3777

    When i was a kid, i tried to tell my teachers that my mother would beat me, they either ignored it or i got told that "I shouldn't say that about her" of course they'd bring it up to her and she'd hit me as soon as we got home, so that was fun.

    • @lokowoko360
      @lokowoko360 4 года назад +436

      @Annalee Gray I'm getting there, at the very least I'm no longer under the same roof as her so that's a plus.

    • @snuffme
      @snuffme 4 года назад +201

      In 3rd grade I'd think about the beatings I got during class every morning and would cry but was too scared to say anything for that kind of reason, so everyone just thought I was fucking crazy

    • @kierstynzdroid
      @kierstynzdroid 4 года назад +224

      I am sorry those mandatory reporters have failed you. They should have went to jail for not reporting to CPS. It is against the law for them to not. That should have never happened. If you or anyone is still facing abuse and teachers are neglecting to do anything call the police or child protective services yourselves. Dont take the abuse.

    • @satan3034
      @satan3034 4 года назад +58

      Lich Frosty
      Haha, same. Adults sucked where I was growing up too.

    • @mrsackerman5952
      @mrsackerman5952 4 года назад +22

      I can definitely relate.

  • @mollyrogers5851
    @mollyrogers5851 4 года назад +1194

    When I was working in a gym childcare center, we had a child come in covered in sores all over his back and one of his arms. We, of course, freaked out, called the head of the gym, who called security, who called the mother out of her class. Turns out the kid just had terrible, terrible eczema, but that's really something you need to tell the people watching your children

    • @cestalia
      @cestalia 4 года назад +52

      Ikr. One of reason I'm afraid giving child snack is because I'm worry they have alergy or something

    • @Miss_Lavender_Tea
      @Miss_Lavender_Tea 4 года назад +27

      Yeah, I have eczema, it's really bad

    • @seretkaur3094
      @seretkaur3094 4 года назад +17

      Eczema sucks. Literally sucks. But black? Jeez that must burn

    • @Miss_Lavender_Tea
      @Miss_Lavender_Tea 4 года назад +14

      @@seretkaur3094 Ah yes, it sucks a lot and yes it does burn depending on how severe the eczema is

    • @HalfAnd_Half
      @HalfAnd_Half 3 года назад +1

      My baby cousin who is 2 has that but it isn't that bad, it's like a rash that itches every now and then

  • @Relaxingtitan
    @Relaxingtitan 4 года назад +8072

    “I like your shirt!”
    “Thanks, my mommy stole it from Walmart!”

    • @alexandergunn3850
      @alexandergunn3850 4 года назад +41

      Lol

    • @lianahietpas3962
      @lianahietpas3962 4 года назад +150

      And that's on me watching tok much tiktok

    • @idiotgay
      @idiotgay 4 года назад +178

      @@lianahietpas3962 you're watching it so much you typed "tok" instead of "too" lmao

    • @indiashante1560
      @indiashante1560 4 года назад +9

      💀💀💀💀

    • @renata-ur8gd
      @renata-ur8gd 4 года назад +28

      She be boostin

  • @aylorrae8632
    @aylorrae8632 4 года назад +485

    I had CPS called to my house whenever I was in like 3rd grade because I told the school counselor that we had a huge cobra in the house and that it had babies and then we had cobra babies. They believed me. I've never seen my mother so upset and yet so impressed with me at the same time.

    • @aylorrae8632
      @aylorrae8632 4 года назад +74

      also fun fact: the school called CPS on my mother because my hair was "unkempt" all because I was late for the bus that morning and I wouldn't stop fighting with my mom about my hair being brushed. She sent me how I wanted to go.

    • @k-leb4671
      @k-leb4671 4 года назад +71

      @@aylorrae8632 The school seriously called CPS because your hair was unkempt?
      What a bunch of drama queens.

    • @aylorrae8632
      @aylorrae8632 4 года назад +36

      K-leb yeah they sure did. My mom was livid and the school apologized afterwards because CPS cleared us.

    • @raizelcortez3219
      @raizelcortez3219 2 года назад +28

      When I was in 6th grade, I would zone out while doing homework, and I had those erasers that go over the eraser at the end of the pencil when it would run out. And when I zoned out, I would stick them to my face, not knowing it would leave a little bruise mark (like a tiny hickey). I was also a little shit who would turn away from my mom and ignore her when she was scolding me, so she would grab my chin and make me look at her.
      Well, the same night I did that with the erasers, later she ended up doing that. And later she came to check on me and apologize, and she saw the bruises from the eraser and thought she gave them to me.
      She saw her therapist the next day while I was at school, and she was just beside herself, telling her therapist that she had left bruises on me and all that. (My mom was really HORRIBLY abused growing up and she was TERRIFIED of hurting me even accidentally, and she thought she did). So her therapist called CPS, and next thing I know (remember, I had no idea that was going on), I'm being pulled out of class, and into another room to talk with police and people from CPS. Asking me where I got the bruises and if I was being hurt at home. And I was so confused and told them what they were from, and they asked me if I was sure and I could be honest, and asked if anyone had told me to lie.
      I had known about my mom's abuse since I was like 6, and I've always been insanely protective of her, so I started getting PISSED, and I was like "are you trying to imply my parents hit me?" And started arguing with them. Eventually I think they realized that I was telling the truth, and they let me go back.
      But apparently my mom had to stay at the therapist's office while they came to my school until they called the therapist and told her it was okay.
      When I got home, my mom gave me the biggest hug. I felt so bad.

    • @sarahperkins6391
      @sarahperkins6391 10 месяцев назад

      And one of the babies looked at me

  • @GinkgoBalboa142
    @GinkgoBalboa142 4 года назад +469

    When my mom was little she couldn't pronounce "fjäril" (butterfly) and instead said "djävel" (demon/devil). Was probably pretty funny. "Look, a devil!" (Points at seemingly nothing)

    • @loading1345
      @loading1345 3 года назад +7

      Haha is this dutch?

    • @heliozz_
      @heliozz_ 3 года назад +10

      @@loading1345 i think its swedish

    • @Nicolecae
      @Nicolecae 3 года назад +3

      @@heliozz_ yeah it is

    • @luciahoneybee
      @luciahoneybee 3 года назад +15

      I couldn't pronounce "mariposa" (=butterfly) either 😝 I said "pepiposa" instead 😅

  • @lodgimoss
    @lodgimoss 4 года назад +431

    2:17 that isn’t messed up or shocking, that’s wholesome. I was expecting him to say something like “I don’t have a daddy..” but “Big Papa” made me smile

    • @annaedwards5124
      @annaedwards5124 3 года назад +17

      That's great. I was thinking he didn't know what a Dad was. I couldn't be more grateful for my family. My parents raised me well. My sister is mean to me quite a lot, and it's normally physical. My heart goes out to anyone who is abused., or who used to be abused. My sister doesn't abuse me, but some things, if escalated properly, can scar me. Never broken a bone by her, or any serious bleeding, but we have had fist fights. I wish e can get a better relationship before she goes off to collage in a few years.

    • @grenade8572
      @grenade8572 2 года назад +1

      @@annaedwards5124 My brother and I fighted sometimes (nothing serious, though). We stopped fighting all of sudden. I can't remember exactly when (I just know it was before I went to the Univrsity), I can't remember why, but, for some reason, one fight was our last fight. This was more than 13 years ago and we have now a very good relationship. :)

    • @Romy---
      @Romy--- 3 месяца назад

      They were their teacher, they knew the kids' parents.

  • @yedasellsavon8846
    @yedasellsavon8846 4 года назад +4238

    My little sister told a police man that our mum drinks and drives and then about 5 seconds later said but only water while my mum was white it the face

  • @empire2469
    @empire2469 4 года назад +3696

    The Discord ad in the middle always tricks me into thinking the video is over

    • @woodyofp8574
      @woodyofp8574 4 года назад +72

      They'll probably stop once enough people leave the videos halfway (I did it a couple of times)

    • @ellieeile
      @ellieeile 4 года назад +58

      Lol I was just about to click away, then realized the vid was still going and went to comment about it, looked down and your comment was right there

    • @namjoonsoldmyjamsfor3dolla404
      @namjoonsoldmyjamsfor3dolla404 4 года назад +6

      Empire Same I fall for that every time

    • @carmellaradigan9778
      @carmellaradigan9778 4 года назад +4

      @@woodyofp8574 its still counts as a view even if you leave

    • @deeznuts4703
      @deeznuts4703 4 года назад +12

      @@carmellaradigan9778 but it fucks up your watchtime

  • @sofialuna5270
    @sofialuna5270 4 года назад +667

    When I was 8, I was at my dad’s house and saw him taking some pills. I thought they were drugs so I secretly stole his phone and called my mom crying and telling her to go pick me up. When she arrived like 5 mins later (yes, she was worried enough that she got to the other end of the city in 5 mins and broke a million traffic laws to get to her daughter), I told her that Dad was doing drugs, so she goes to the kitchen and started yelling at him and he finally got her to calm down and explained to her that the pills were anti-depressants recommended by his doctor.

    • @greyscalesx
      @greyscalesx 4 года назад +114

      Yeah... that's probably something he should have talked about with his wife.
      I don't know them but if they don't communicate and her first call was to yell at him without getting his version..well.. I get why he didn't talk to her about it. That's just sad
      Edit words

    • @jayc7171
      @jayc7171 4 года назад +16

      Priscillia Sylva maybe she did know? But still thought otherwise

    • @gamemage3009
      @gamemage3009 4 года назад +41

      You have a good mom, but I feel bad for your dad in that scenario

    • @ct6410
      @ct6410 4 года назад +23

      @@greyscalesx Sorry, but I'm not going to call my clearly, from the story, ex-partner to tell them every medication I start.

    • @greyscalesx
      @greyscalesx 4 года назад +7

      @@ct6410 I don't even understand your meaning ?
      Are you telling me this your story ?? Are you saying that you wouldn't share that information hypothetically ?
      If it's the former, no it was not about an ex spouse unless I missed something big, the person talked about their parents and they didn't say anything about divorce or living separately.
      If they are spouses they obviously should know.
      You don't live under the same roof, share your life together and hide this.
      If they don't think they should tell, think that their partner isn't entitled to know or that they can't tell for fear of conflict, not getting support or judgement they probably should re-evaluate their marriage.
      If it's the latter well, it's your choice, but an ex spouse is completely different than a current one.
      You don't share a life, living space or projects together.
      It's your privacy, unless, your mental health takes a toll on family life or cause issues or even endanger people if you have children together.
      Then it is their business to know.

  • @chalopaseal3455
    @chalopaseal3455 4 года назад +152

    Imagine being one of five kids...
    Here’s things my parents did to keep an eye on all of us:
    1. We all had numbers (I was number 4) convos went like this in parks
    “I have 2 and 5! Do you have 1,3, and 4?”
    “Yes!”
    2. Favorite child intervals (5 minutes each)
    you could get more favorite child minutes by doing things like painting mom’s nails
    3. (For us siblings) always had a kid to blame it on
    4. Parents usually believed us when we all said it was the one kid (except him!)
    5. Mixed up our names or said whichever one you are
    6. we all have our roles (I’m the sneaky one)

    • @dragon_playz2002
      @dragon_playz2002 4 года назад +15

      i have seven siblings, its chaos

    • @puddle.drinker
      @puddle.drinker 4 года назад +27

      At number 5, this is a common occurrence in our house:
      "Hey Chloe, can you get me the- sorry, Lexi, Matt- *whatever your name is, get me a spoon!!* "

    • @k-leb4671
      @k-leb4671 4 года назад +10

      I only have one sibling, and I was an only-child for 10 years, yet still my Mum for my entire life has constantly been forgetting my name. She'll say my birth dad's name, my step-dad's name, either one of my uncles' names, and sometimes even the names of more distant family members, before she gets to mine.
      Granted, it's probably less her forgetting my name, and more her just stumbling on her words.

    • @thenonpoliticalpterodactyl7933
      @thenonpoliticalpterodactyl7933 4 года назад +5

      ​@@puddle.drinker Half of my siblings are adults and live away now but my Mother still mixes us up even though there are only two of us now and there is a 5-6 year age difference and we look nothing alike. Confusing

    • @aoaoli
      @aoaoli 3 года назад +3

      I'm the middle child and only girl out of seven children and let me tell you it is chaos

  • @Seakingpanda
    @Seakingpanda 4 года назад +6884

    I can imagine a kid telling someone there daddy eats sugar with his nose

    • @koneko5036
      @koneko5036 4 года назад +268

      Yeah, then when this kids older he'll go snort lemon powder thinking it's the stuff that daddy ate.

    • @Wisteriablight4408
      @Wisteriablight4408 4 года назад +56

      Koneko I’m dead 😂😂😂

    • @koneko5036
      @koneko5036 4 года назад +24

      Hehe.. wanna be yt friends?

    • @MetalSStar196
      @MetalSStar196 4 года назад +34

      That's one of those old dares, dude. Have you ever been dared to snort salt and pepper up your nose?

    • @derp_2971
      @derp_2971 4 года назад +13

      _W H E E Z E_

  • @goldenapplesaga5446
    @goldenapplesaga5446 4 года назад +1808

    "I'm a boy!"
    "I'm a girl!"
    " *I'm black* "
    Gosh I love kids 😂😂😂

  • @cronastar1172
    @cronastar1172 4 года назад +1339

    I’ll never forget the little girl who came skipping in and told us daddy went to the hospital over the weekend, we asked her what happened she smiled and said he drank too much. When her parents came to get her her dad laughed and said it was his birthday and he got alcohol poisoning.

    • @xalexis.editsx
      @xalexis.editsx 4 года назад +8

      Crona Star You literally copied that from the video...

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 4 года назад +19

      @@xalexis.editsx Really?
      Like maybe thats the point

    • @AprilBytheBay
      @AprilBytheBay 4 года назад +28

      I still would find getting that drunk while having a small child is a little irresponsible... like learn from your mistakes

    • @xalexis.editsx
      @xalexis.editsx 4 года назад +6

      Sean Taggart Ok but why though? What does that even achieve?

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 4 года назад +8

      @@xalexis.editsx maybe because they like it?

  • @ILYM26
    @ILYM26 4 года назад +66

    I once told my daisy troop leader that “my mommy always forgets about me.” My poor mom was single, raising 2 kids, going to nursing school, and working full time at night. She never gets to sleep so a FEW times, she’d be late picking my stupid ass up because she’d be so exhausted she overslept. My mom is a saint and luckily the troop leader understood. I feel like a pos for doing that to my mom.

  • @Maddie-el8tr
    @Maddie-el8tr 4 года назад +105

    I work at a preschool. Had a little boy who loved making up stories that were usually fairly outlandish. One day his new story was that he was gone from the school for a really long time because his mom took him away to California but his mom got in trouble and now he’s back. I brushed it off as one of his usual stories and didn’t think much of it. Later I found out from another teacher that his mom did take him away without his dad knowing. The dad contacted the police and the kid was reported as missing and wasn’t found for around 2 months. Luckily he’s back with his dad now.

  • @bicuriousdirtbikeboi2594
    @bicuriousdirtbikeboi2594 4 года назад +1670

    My grandma told me that my mom started crying and threw a fit when she was 5 because she wanted to go spend the night with Jesus.

    • @caitlynsult2685
      @caitlynsult2685 4 года назад +51

      Underrated comment 😂

    • @acktivate
      @acktivate 4 года назад +61

      Wholesome but stupid

    • @rotarydialphone
      @rotarydialphone 4 года назад +84

      Wanting to Die but taken to the next level.
      (I will delete this if anyone is offended or triggered.)

    • @T2G-DJT
      @T2G-DJT 4 года назад +11

      @@rotarydialphone
      Don’t delete it

    • @brownbabyxox4129
      @brownbabyxox4129 4 года назад +24

      @@rotarydialphone "offended or triggered" ?? Lol over what

  • @yonk3539
    @yonk3539 4 года назад +441

    when I was little, I would get 'drunk' and 'broke' mixed up. one day before basketball practice my mom said she was broke and couldn't afford to get me a toy, ( we weren't in a poor financial situation she probably just said that to get me off her back). but i told everyone that my mom was drunk .

    • @vortexriver1071
      @vortexriver1071 4 года назад +24

      Im broke and driving.

    • @gamemage3009
      @gamemage3009 4 года назад +24

      "mommy can I have that one?!"
      "SoRrY sWeEtY i'M tOO dRUnK"

    • @SunnyTheSunshineChild
      @SunnyTheSunshineChild 4 года назад +11

      I mean if you're an alcoholic, you might be drunk AND broke

    • @xia8601
      @xia8601 3 года назад +4

      Oh no

  • @brokenchalk1607
    @brokenchalk1607 4 года назад +479

    When I was a toddler my cousin went for a walk during a party. I went crawling after her, and somehow ended up 3 blocks away from my aunt’s house. Mom says that dad found me talking to a cop, saying my name, my home address, and my mom’s phone number. My dad went to reclaim me when the cop stopped him and asked him when my birthday was so he knew for sure my dad wasn’t some kid-taker.
    Dad, winning father of the year, had to shout to my mom, who was approaching us and was now a block away, to ask HER when my birthday was because apparently he didn’t know.
    Everything turned out ok. Mom and Dad still laugh about this.

    • @greyscalesx
      @greyscalesx 4 года назад +78

      I never get this. Forget your spouse's or parents birthday, you kinda suck but we'll it's a random date for you.
      Forget your kids birthday I'm like
      ''bruh weren't you there ?!''

    • @karinashirley4236
      @karinashirley4236 4 года назад +20

      You were a BABY. How could he not know, you weren’t born that long ago.

    • @k-leb4671
      @k-leb4671 4 года назад +22

      Wait, you were a baby, yet you knew your name, your home address, and your mum's phone number?!
      What is your definition of a baby?

    • @brokenchalk1607
      @brokenchalk1607 4 года назад +19

      K-leb Well...I wouldn’t say I was a _baby_ per se... I would say I was around 3-5 years of age.
      Stupid enough to get kidnapped, so my mom taught me all of that stuff just in case.

    • @iwasntatyourmomshouseiswea3796
      @iwasntatyourmomshouseiswea3796 4 года назад +9

      My dad doesn't remember my birthday either....

  • @mallowmarsh6868
    @mallowmarsh6868 4 года назад +801

    My cousin once told me "My mommy hit my daddy with a frying pan" and started crying...

    • @myheartwillstopinjoy8142
      @myheartwillstopinjoy8142 4 года назад +48

      Ouch...

    • @lakelurker08
      @lakelurker08 4 года назад +182

      Just a reminder: abuse is still abuse no matter the gender, it’s not ok even if it just happened once, sorry, I had to say that cause a lot of people think that women abusing men can’t happen.

    • @mallowmarsh6868
      @mallowmarsh6868 4 года назад +143

      @@lakelurker08 Yeah, my aunt thinks that, I tried to tell her something, and she told me "It's not gender abuse if it's done by a woman! He should just man up!"
      Man, I hate my aunt so much

    • @nopcshere6097
      @nopcshere6097 4 года назад +53

      @@mallowmarsh6868 OMG, your aunt is horrible. No wonder you hate her.

    • @mallowmarsh6868
      @mallowmarsh6868 4 года назад +36

      @@echo4407 I like to think he's better, but he insists on not leaving her, he says she's "The woman he fell in love with" and that he could never leave her, and also says that he couldn't possible divorce now because they have small kids and he doesn't want to make things hard for them

  • @lys1065
    @lys1065 4 года назад +75

    My mom worked in a preschool and once had a little girl draw a picture of her house. The girl drew a red light coming from underneath the house. My mom asked what the red was, and the girl said "Thats my daddy's light for his special plants"

    • @luciahoneybee
      @luciahoneybee 3 года назад +11

      Ha! Time to become friends with that girl's dad lol

    • @honey_melonplayz457
      @honey_melonplayz457 2 года назад +1

      i don't get it

    • @lys1065
      @lys1065 2 года назад +9

      @@honey_melonplayz457 he was growing marijuana

  • @diobrando1823
    @diobrando1823 4 года назад +4862

    “I’m a boy!”
    “I’m a girl!”
    “Im Black”

    • @inkenshield9879
      @inkenshield9879 4 года назад +71

      Capitalize BLACK

    • @wikiotic6440
      @wikiotic6440 4 года назад +20

      @@inkenshield9879 😂

    • @gbln3130
      @gbln3130 4 года назад +142

      Im a girl, im a boy, i am darth vader

    • @Gmsndtuff
      @Gmsndtuff 4 года назад +47

      I am, the senate

    • @puffnat1on039
      @puffnat1on039 4 года назад +29

      Of course, I do Identify as a cars rear right tire
      The rear left is sam
      Front left is charlie
      Front right is Riley

  • @jta5706
    @jta5706 4 года назад +474

    This is the reason my father stopped swearing and watching action movies until my sister and I were in our teens...

    • @glum1261
      @glum1261 4 года назад +47

      My parents did not slow their roll with swearing or action movies when I or my siblings were little, apparently this led to me cussing out a child on the McPlay Place when I was three, but my mom complimented me on my 'correct use of the phrase in context'. wtf mom.

    • @jta5706
      @jta5706 4 года назад +22

      @@glum1261 apparently when I was little I repeated everything my parents said and my dad didnt want me swearing loudly in church or in preschool haha

    • @culturedcrazygirl
      @culturedcrazygirl 4 года назад +7

      Jt Arment my dad played the walking dead in front of me when I was younger. Scared the shit out of me

  • @faszkivan1
    @faszkivan1 4 года назад +776

    anyone else feel kinda uncomfortable/suspicious about the "kiss his peepee" one? i mean maybe it wasn't the father but i don't think a child can come up with something such specific...

    • @purpledawn2727
      @purpledawn2727 4 года назад +257

      It can point to abuse *or* the child accidentally walking in on the parents/porn whatever. Stuff like this is most likely a "learned behaviour", meaning they saw or experienced it themselves.
      But, when that's said: it's natural for children to be curious about theirs and others body. It's perfectly normal for kids to explore their sexuality, which is why discovering sexual abuse is so difficult. You can't automatically assume that a kid has been molested because you catch them doing something of the sort, but it should offcourse be observed and investigated.
      A kid (6 years old) at work many years ago had some sexual behaviour that was very "adult". We talked with the parents, but they didn't seem to take it that seriously and just laughed it off as "boys will be boys". After a while of observing this behaviour and taking the kid aside, the kid finally revealed that he sometimes borrowed dad's tablet and that dad had some porn sites on default or something.
      It was a relief to know that he wasn't abused, but we offcourse needed to tell dad to be more careful.

    • @joannschlicker6995
      @joannschlicker6995 4 года назад +68

      Maybe the kid saw part of a forbidden TV movie or something online.

    • @kerrychristensen7204
      @kerrychristensen7204 4 года назад +104

      Honestly, it wouldn't even have to be porn. Regular tv shows and movies can be pretty blatant, plus lots of folks will just watch whatever they want in front of the kids because it's easier than sending them out of the room or getting a babysiter. Like, the Marvel movies? Tony Stark getting tortured, Captain America's best friend 'dying', Peter Quil's Mom gets sick and dies. Some freaking heavy stuff for 5 year olds.

    • @Otakupatriot117
      @Otakupatriot117 4 года назад +71

      We forget how easy it is for kids to find porn since they just click on everything they see, not to mention how careless plenty of adults are. When I was a kid someone left a porn DVD in the fox in the hound case from blockbuster. Helicopter parents of today would be thinking I was sexually abused when I just wanted to watch some Disney cartoons!

    • @tabithacunningham9236
      @tabithacunningham9236 4 года назад +43

      Coulda walked in on mom. Giving a blowy. 🤷🏼‍♀️ Not right but it can happen

  • @AniMask_
    @AniMask_ 4 года назад +53

    "This four-year-old held a THREE DAY GRUDGE about not getting french fries."
    MY 👏 FREAKING 👏 MOOD. 👏

  • @broomski2673
    @broomski2673 4 года назад +46

    my sister told my grandma that our parents were going to have another baby when my mom wasn’t pregnant at the time. my grandma got mad that no one told her. when our parents came to pick us up she asked them and they said my sister way lying. turns out, soon after that my mom did get pregnant and had to tell our grandma that she was pregnant after she just told her they weren’t having another baby. also my brother (the baby my mom had) was bragging to his friends at church over how our dad got arrested for domestic violence

  • @laurenv6275
    @laurenv6275 4 года назад +1238

    Do parents just not lock their doors or something?

    • @cestalia
      @cestalia 4 года назад +49

      THIS

    • @cheems5998
      @cheems5998 4 года назад +10

      Idk 😑

    • @icequeen7437
      @icequeen7437 4 года назад +33

      We unlock the doors when we need something from our parents

    • @kyliesmith9199
      @kyliesmith9199 4 года назад +53

      Honestly it makes me wonder because I once walked in on my parents.. and I was scarred for quite a long time.

    • @thatwitchychick2717
      @thatwitchychick2717 4 года назад +36

      Some places only have locks on the bathrooms. My apartment is like that. Its annoying.

  • @homsar
    @homsar 4 года назад +2054

    my sister once said “mommy calls daddy a knobhead sometimes” to a teacher

    • @jonnysandwich8199
      @jonnysandwich8199 4 года назад +42

      Liliana Takaj lmao thats actually really funny

    • @BossManAngry
      @BossManAngry 4 года назад +9

      @@jonnysandwich8199 it really isn't

    • @anemoarchonbarbatos
      @anemoarchonbarbatos 4 года назад +45

      Cameron Briggs it really is

    • @alexandergunn3850
      @alexandergunn3850 4 года назад +4

      Is that actually true tho?

    • @masterxicon2453
      @masterxicon2453 4 года назад +48

      @Katelyn Sinn imagine how your dad felt when he had to explain what you ment when you said "i watched adult movies with dad"

  • @randofloof
    @randofloof 4 года назад +403

    0:02
    Emkay be lookin slick, ngl.

  • @EBMann
    @EBMann 4 года назад +378

    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    Redditers: Not a daycare worker, have never seen a child, don’t know what a child is, but

    • @ellatizzy9726
      @ellatizzy9726 3 года назад +15

      I gave you 111 likes. Be grateful.😂

    • @alfiegordon9013
      @alfiegordon9013 3 года назад +3

      @@ellatizzy9726 damn I think that many alts is against TOS kekw

  • @ryanna3669
    @ryanna3669 4 года назад +33

    My grandma used to teach my brother to say "Beer and Pizza" every time someone asked what he had for breakfast, so my mom had a lot of phonecalls up until 3rd grade about what he ate for breakfast.

  • @ChobinoftheFunk
    @ChobinoftheFunk 4 года назад +364

    The point of teaching kids "don't drink and drive", for those wondering, is to build a lifelong aversion to drinking and driving. Essentially, they teach it young, when people are still forming their worldview and habits rather than focusing it on adults, who are already set in their ways and won't be as receptive.
    Yes, I asked when I was a kid.

    • @declaracionespolemicas
      @declaracionespolemicas 4 года назад +37

      What's the point if they're not explaining it's alcohol they shouldn't be drinking when driving? They expect kids to just take in information without understanding it. It's so stupid.

    • @ChobinoftheFunk
      @ChobinoftheFunk 4 года назад +21

      @@declaracionespolemicas My guess would be the "It's obvious~" effect. Essentially, it's when you know your shit so well that you take it for granted that the person you're talking to knows the basics (for example, native speakers of a given language using slang/dialectal terms they grew up with, such a pop for soda, or "I'm pooped" to mean "I'm tired".), so they don't think to explain/clarify something that, for them, is blatantly obvious that the person they're communicating with doesn't have context for.
      It's like asking me to explain how to play a game to a non-gamer: I wouldn't even think to explain things like common cues and visual shorthand used in games when teaching someone how to play a game (such as what a box with a cross on it is meant to be, or that an absence of music and a wide open space means you'd probably better pull out the big guns). I've been playing games most of my life, so things I've picked up from experience to me that I don't even have to think about anymore wouldn't really strike me as needing to be explained.
      My other guess would be that the confusion is considered a good thing, as it segues nicely into a discussion on distracted driving.

    • @declaracionespolemicas
      @declaracionespolemicas 4 года назад +15

      @@ChobinoftheFunk This is supossed to be taught by a "professional" who works with children, right? It's not much of an excuse, it doesn't take much to realize that children are too literal minded to understand, especially with all the cases of children misunderstanding in the same manner, you'd think they'll change it. Just changing the slogan to "Don't drive while drunk" would be enough to avoid most misunderstandings, as children usually know what "drunk" means.
      What bothers me is it seems they don't explain anything at all, they seem to just say "Driving and drinking is bad, mkay", no brief explanation of the effects of alcohol, how it can lead into accidents, or anything? It rubs me the wrong way how they "teach" young kids in this manner, no critical thinking involved, we just tell you what's bad and you have to take it in without question and repeat like sheep. That isn't "teaching" to me, if you can't carefully explain something to a 3 or 4 year old then do so when they're a little older enough to understand.

    • @ChobinoftheFunk
      @ChobinoftheFunk 4 года назад +9

      @@declaracionespolemicas Except that, first off, professionals are especially susceptable to it, as it is something that gets worse the more you know.
      As for the "It's wrong because I say it is" thing, I agree with you that it ain't a good way to teach children, but that is how most people tend to teach kids.

    • @Harkz0r
      @Harkz0r 4 года назад

      @@ChobinoftheFunk I'd call it a failing of empathy, or imagination. I'm probably entirely too geeky for my own good, but I spent a brief period teaching basic ICT to people from disadvantaged backgrounds. There were some fascinating personal stories there. I've always been somewhat introverted, but I'd like to think I'm able to put myself in other peoples' shoes and picture things from their perspective. With varying degrees of success, but still, it can be done.
      Somewhere, there's a little boy that never grew up within me, who still remembers what it was to be a child, so I'll generally try to extend others the same courtesy (even if sometimes I end up nervous and not knowing what to say lol). It strikes me that people who work with children _should_ be able to bridge that gap, or at least try to. Then again in the "real world" things often fall short of the ideal.
      Thanks for the explanation on why they do it though, that's pretty much what I figured. And at least they were kind enough to explain when you asked! I remember when I was young, and my mother told me to "watch where I was walking", so I literally looked at where I was walking (i.e. on the ground) and she got really annoyed at me, lol. Like what do you want from me?! Realistically I'm never in a situation where I really have to talk to or work with children, but having that kind of mentor relationship is something I've always wanted, even in my late childhood.

  • @kierstynzdroid
    @kierstynzdroid 4 года назад +413

    "I saw my dad in his bathroom putting on pantyhose, I don't know why because I thought those were supposed to be for women." I laughed so hard but this poor girl was so confused. I am sure her dad would be mortified if he knew that his daughter was asking the entire daycare why he was putting on women's stockings 🤣

    • @PR0X.1M1TY
      @PR0X.1M1TY 4 года назад +13

      _W h e e z e_

    • @Fuk.Gr4v3zz
      @Fuk.Gr4v3zz 4 года назад +7

      Oh lord 🤣😭😂

    • @mjwildy2359
      @mjwildy2359 4 года назад +10

      Mrs. Doubtfire?!

    • @OneDreams54
      @OneDreams54 4 года назад +11

      That would be so awkward...
      Unless he has some kind of health issue (venous) and had to wear compression stockings ?

    • @MickeyMallone.
      @MickeyMallone. 4 года назад +17

      It could also just be a case of curious-kid brain kicking back in for Dad and he had the spur of the moment thought of "I wonder what these are like?"

  • @spoonspoon8842
    @spoonspoon8842 4 года назад +1086

    RUclips: like or this will be IN YOUR BED tonight
    Me: I don’t see the problem here

    • @Bacony_Cakes
      @Bacony_Cakes 4 года назад +33

      If we dislike it, do we get the top half too?

    • @spoonspoon8842
      @spoonspoon8842 4 года назад +9

      Bacony Cakes absolutely

    • @uni9700
      @uni9700 4 года назад +15

      I ain’t subbing that’s the thing I want in my bed tonight

    • @flying_Night_slasher
      @flying_Night_slasher 4 года назад +16

      Yeah that's emkay

    • @Bacony_Cakes
      @Bacony_Cakes 4 года назад +5

      @@uni9700 Dislike and you get the top half too.

  • @SpicyM
    @SpicyM 4 года назад +37

    My friend’s brother said that he heard a child say that his dad was a master jewel thief and nobody believed him so he brought in a necklace and a ring. There was a Father’s Day lunch the next day. He said that the child was making up stuff. Later that day the dad was on the news saying that he was found with a crap ton of jewelry in his basement

  • @codyconspiracy
    @codyconspiracy 4 года назад +106

    These make me laugh and remind me of my own story: When I was a toddler I had a class mate who would always yell “I will not have s*x with you!” When he was angry. The teachers believed it was because of the parents using s*x as a privilege. So one day me and my mother went shopping and I really wanted something off one of the shelves. She was hushing me, and I stood up in my cart and yelled “fine, I will not have s*x with you!” She immediately covered her face as the store went quiet.
    I continued my fit like it was nothing... I can’t imagine how embarrassing that was.

    • @k-leb4671
      @k-leb4671 4 года назад +9

      Is there really any point in bleeping out "sex"?

    • @Mari-eo3yi
      @Mari-eo3yi 2 года назад +2

      I’d burst into laughter

    • @SunnyMoonwilluploadin
      @SunnyMoonwilluploadin 2 года назад +2

      I remember a time when i was 3 i heard a kid yell that, and i asked my mom what does that mean on the way home and she looked horrified lol

  • @fslayer1290
    @fslayer1290 4 года назад +127

    Had a 3yr old student of mine try to pull his dad's shorts down to show me his tattoo. Dad was so embassed. I tried not to laugh but failed.

    • @tinytaleah
      @tinytaleah 4 года назад +7

      I would be _embassed_ too lol

  • @clairek3004
    @clairek3004 4 года назад +161

    When I was little I would call whisks (cooking) whiskey and so when I played kitchen in pre k I said, loudly “SOMEONE GIMME THE WHISKEY!!!!” My parents were questioned😂

    • @eb9024
      @eb9024 4 года назад +7

      😆 🤣 lol thats hilarious

    • @RaraZeCat
      @RaraZeCat 3 года назад +9

      Why do I imagine a little kid, with a hat and piece of wheat in the mouth, at a bar saying that?

    • @annaedwards5124
      @annaedwards5124 3 года назад +3

      Kids are priceless.

    • @supremecrayonmuncher4159
      @supremecrayonmuncher4159 3 года назад +3

      Where are my snake- uh i mean living spaghetti noodles

  • @lolly6088
    @lolly6088 4 года назад +881

    Kid mind: IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME MY MCDONALD'S I'LL PUT YOU IN JAIL

    • @charlieclark9552
      @charlieclark9552 4 года назад +18

      And grandma will be the warden

    • @lolly6088
      @lolly6088 4 года назад +10

      @@charlieclark9552 lol Yes I can imagine it right now 😂

    • @H20Dev
      @H20Dev 4 года назад +4

      @@sawyerswitzer This lego worm will mess you up homie

    • @vincint5013
      @vincint5013 4 года назад +4

      Child Karen’s be like...

    • @Morgan-xu9nh
      @Morgan-xu9nh 4 года назад +1

      nico di angelo:

  • @AnneMermaid
    @AnneMermaid 4 года назад +21

    When I was about 5 years old, I remember that I used to play with my dolls in the garden about princesses and knights.Anyways... I once saw a movie where there was an execution,medieval movie;just to 1 hour later my dad saw me putting a stuffed animal in a little chair with a rope attached to his neck and then saying:
    “Die you guilty b*stard!”
    Now every time I look back then,I don’t even know what was going through my mind as a kid

  • @rey_overlord
    @rey_overlord 3 года назад +17

    When I was like 3 or 4, my parents were looking for a new house and I was with them. When we left, I was smiling and waving. When my parents asked me who I was waving to, I told them "Oh, just to the lady in the window!". We were the only people there besides the realtor.

  • @barbaragarb9453
    @barbaragarb9453 4 года назад +292

    one of the stories reminded me of a character from the infamous 'Kindergartens 1and 2' reminded me of cindy..... she would constantly stage arguments and yell rape whenever someone would say no

    • @phoenixc8328
      @phoenixc8328 4 года назад +22

      omg cindy is 100% one of these types of kids

    • @ciaranmclaughlin628
      @ciaranmclaughlin628 4 года назад +2

      Yeah!

    • @Dumb_Plushie
      @Dumb_Plushie 4 года назад +6

      Me: Because of Kindergarten,I've personally decided that my new nickname is Hitman.

    • @4ntiquity
      @4ntiquity 4 года назад +3

      I’ma Karen

    • @kai_toxin780
      @kai_toxin780 4 года назад +3

      DAMN IT CINDY

  • @zeenalyounsi8844
    @zeenalyounsi8844 4 года назад +183

    0:01
    Let emkay be

    • @lodgimoss
      @lodgimoss 4 года назад +2

      lmao. have 80 likes since someone already ruined the 69

  • @LocalSpeckOfDust
    @LocalSpeckOfDust 4 года назад +59

    The fact that many of these posts is about the kid either having an imagination or is being overdramatic is a reason that it is almost impossible to know if their dad has done the no no stuff like injecting drugs or if he has been just drinking water while drivig safe in 20 km/h. It is still good that they "spill the tea" about what happens at home. Great video.

  • @jordanshaw8951
    @jordanshaw8951 4 года назад +36

    Had a younger kid, lived in a high income home. He was friends with all of the other kids in this private daycare, knew everyone. All of these families were really good parents, so all of the kids were classy and respectful, an awesome group to work with. But, one day, he came into daycare and stood on the small reading stage and screams. It went a little like this:
    "Attention! My mommy is single and needs a new daddy!"
    "Why is she single?" This little girl asks.
    "Because when mommy and daddy were having their party, mommy said Uncle Tim's name, and Daddy didn't like that. So, he left last night. Mommy told me that she needed to find me a new daddy and went on her phone." I busted out laughing. His dad was the one who picked him up, and I told him what his son had said. Basically, while engaging in some passionate hugging she said his brother's name and accidentally revealed that she was cheating.
    Funniest day ever.

    • @kellharris2491
      @kellharris2491 2 года назад +1

      Passionate hugging 😏is that what it's called now?

    • @Sir_Rexburg
      @Sir_Rexburg 2 года назад

      Why did my mind go straight to the "the heavy is dead" meme

  • @UncleMikeDrop
    @UncleMikeDrop 4 года назад +55

    I heard a kid once say "it's time to drain the main vein".

    • @RaraZeCat
      @RaraZeCat 3 года назад +1

      I think the kid meant to say ‘it’s time to drian the main drian’ as a refference to a spongebob episode...

  • @youreallysuck2405
    @youreallysuck2405 4 года назад +205

    One time my friend said infront of my dad "DO YOU REMENBER WHEN YOU BROUGHT DRUGS TO SCHOOL?"

    • @MysticEclipzed
      @MysticEclipzed 4 года назад +6

      What happened

    • @youreallysuck2405
      @youreallysuck2405 4 года назад +14

      @@MysticEclipzed my dad got pissed and nearly kicked me out.

    • @Kreschavier
      @Kreschavier 4 года назад +21

      @@youreallysuck2405 did you brutally murderize your friend for being a bonehead?

    • @youreallysuck2405
      @youreallysuck2405 4 года назад +17

      @@Kreschavier ya

    • @thenonpoliticalpterodactyl7933
      @thenonpoliticalpterodactyl7933 4 года назад +4

      same thing happened to me except it was a teacher and my friend said that exact statement. it was Motrin. which I wasn't aloud to have anyways but I needed it because the only anti inflamatory they had at my middle school were those weak grape flavored things and they'd never give me the right dosage because I'm heavier than I look and they always refused to check my weight. long story short, I did have drugs at school, but it was because my school is neglectful and doesn't take pain seriously.

  • @terryenby2304
    @terryenby2304 4 года назад +158

    My eldest turned around to school one day age 4 and said “daddy hits me” er... wtf kid?? Turns out they had discovered lying and decided that was the best one to tell 😱
    I did make absolutely sure that they were not being hit (but I was home more than daddy who works) and then explained calmly and patiently why we can’t tell lies about that...
    Scared the crap outta me!! Thankfully all sorted quickly. Apparently my older sister did similar and told her teacher my parents hit us with a frying pan 🤣 so don’t assume everything they say is true! Obviously investigate it like it is, but be aware from about age 4-6 most kids have a phase where they learn to lie too.

    • @terryenby2304
      @terryenby2304 4 года назад +2

      Vivian Bucksbee it’s funny how different two kids can be!! My eldest lied all the time when they discovered it, my youngest has experimented with lying a bit, but simply isn’t interested in lying to us, unless it is clearly a joke or sarcasm.

    • @spindash64
      @spindash64 4 года назад +3

      Vivian Bucksbee
      Kids learning the power of “no” and the power of lying are two of their first major power trips.

    • @blindpeopledostuff3587
      @blindpeopledostuff3587 3 года назад +1

      Yup.

  • @HeyMel_B
    @HeyMel_B 4 года назад +129

    My mom used to show me old pic of my dad when he was a teen, as there were only a few(it used to be expensive to print a pic back then) and so my dummy kid mind thought 'oh, that's my dad', those pic were so old and my dad changed so much so I started to say he was my stepdad. lmao my grandma was so so angry but calmly tried to explain it was the same person. But I was like 'no, my daddy has big teeth, long hair and he's suuuuuper skinny. And he (pointing at my dad) is Stepdad, he's big, has short hair and also smiles a lot. Not-the-same'
    Yeah, it went like that for a few months until I forgot about it

    • @catrook8146
      @catrook8146 4 года назад +19

      My parents have been divorced since I was 3. When I finally 'met' my dad I didn't believe it was him, because I only saw their wedding pictures and in those he was clean shaven. Well, my dad had grown a beard and had to shave it off before I would believe he was the same person in the pictures.

    • @vivienballard391
      @vivienballard391 2 года назад

      This reminds me of something. My paternal grandfather died when I was only 9 months old, so I don’t remember him. My mom had a foster dad whom we also called “Granddaddy” who died when I was 4. I thought that they were the same person & that my grandfather had died, come back to life, & died again.

  • @Cieltee22
    @Cieltee22 4 года назад +17

    I remember when I was in kindergarten, CPS visited my parents because I looked like a walking skeleton. Turns out I had a super active metabolism and a pediatrician had to give CPS a copy of my clean bill of health. Also, my mom befriended the CPS worker and she became a family friend.

  • @jakeeveryonesfather6965
    @jakeeveryonesfather6965 4 года назад +42

    Once when I was three I tripped over my dads shoes and I lectured him about putting away his shoes

    • @1vy-h2b
      @1vy-h2b 3 года назад +2

      Lol i do the same

  • @dieselmanfourtwentysixtyni9529
    @dieselmanfourtwentysixtyni9529 4 года назад +1856

    "I'm a boy!"
    "I'm a girl!"
    "I'm black!"
    *"I'm GAY!"*

    • @nazeem4695
      @nazeem4695 4 года назад +189

      I'm a boy
      I'm a girl
      I'm black
      I'm gay
      I'm fucking dead

    • @mjwildy2359
      @mjwildy2359 4 года назад +44

      MEEEEE. I'M GAY.

    • @kmations4049
      @kmations4049 4 года назад +18

      mOOOOODDDD

    • @Demon_Idiot
      @Demon_Idiot 4 года назад +32

      I’m bisexual!

    • @cloudiinightt617
      @cloudiinightt617 4 года назад +17

      That’s me...I would be the kid to say that 👁👄👁

  • @ell1012
    @ell1012 4 года назад +450

    Bold of you to assume I don't want that in my bed tonight.

    • @FunkyBaconArts
      @FunkyBaconArts 4 года назад +12

      Some people are really into hand holding I hear, so people wanting that thing in their bed is not too far fetched. :P

    • @swaggymooses69
      @swaggymooses69 4 года назад +1

      This may be the funniest thing in this video / realayed to video

    • @chillpill4360
      @chillpill4360 4 года назад

      I🥶ain’t🤪never🙄seen🤩Fuyuhiko💀with two😈eyes😰 it’s🥵always😭one🛐of😳them😍gotta😂be😼missing😇

    • @veno38
      @veno38 3 года назад

      @@chillpill4360 hey stop

    • @chillpill4360
      @chillpill4360 3 года назад

      @@veno38 no

  • @edance1920
    @edance1920 4 года назад +79

    0:00 oh please, that would be a blessing

  • @iceblaze3043
    @iceblaze3043 4 года назад +62

    My cousin was in a car about 5 at the time. He sees a police officer drinking coffee and shouts to his mom the police officer is drinking and driving. Now that was hilarious.

  • @kotonmi
    @kotonmi 4 года назад +18

    Daycare worker here, I've also had a child respond with "I'm black" when we were talking about gender.

  • @midnightblue7043
    @midnightblue7043 4 года назад +35

    My mom was babysitting and she asked my daughter where did your mom go. My 3 year old daughter said I think she went to the hospital to have her baby. She totally told rated me out. But I was only 3 months pregnant.

  • @basicallystevenuniverse511
    @basicallystevenuniverse511 4 года назад +118

    When I was a like 3 years old I told my friends parents and my friend and everyone I could talk to “mommy clogged the toilet” because I was an idiot

    • @graceelathrop6371
      @graceelathrop6371 4 года назад +17

      When I was 3 years old, my dad accidently yelled fuck after stubbing his toe. I decided to use it as a greeting whenever I entered a room :D

    • @Kreschavier
      @Kreschavier 4 года назад +4

      I was a autistic child. The worst thing i ever did was get stuck in a baby swing.

    • @sira4794
      @sira4794 4 года назад +1

      @@graceelathrop6371 that's hilarious

    • @basicallystevenuniverse511
      @basicallystevenuniverse511 4 года назад +1

      My best friends first word was “shit”

  • @_ennuii
    @_ennuii 4 года назад +892

    I’ve ruined 101 comments with 102.
    All Dalmatians out there, please forgive me for my crimes.

    • @masterxicon2453
      @masterxicon2453 4 года назад +56

      Kirby has found your sins unforgivable

    • @Cats83747
      @Cats83747 4 года назад +34

      Kirby will annihilate you

    • @masterxicon2453
      @masterxicon2453 4 года назад +26

      i love what i started

    • @marwanali4878
      @marwanali4878 4 года назад +15

      *Cruellé would like to know your location*

    • @smelly_s0ck
      @smelly_s0ck 4 года назад +16

      Kirby Will get exactly 23143 dollars on the Black market

  • @riakun
    @riakun 4 года назад +32

    I once ratted out my mom to the school psychologist.
    I said: "I think a skunk lives in mom's garage. Its always scared and sprays everywhere whenever I visit."
    I was 6, and I didn't know what marijuana was at the time.
    My mom still laughs about it to this day.

  • @DB-wb1tz
    @DB-wb1tz 4 года назад +27

    When I was around 5, I threw a fit in the McDonald’s drive-thru because my mom had ordered a small fry for me. I thought that she had bought me a single small fry, not a small order of fries.

    • @vivienballard391
      @vivienballard391 2 года назад

      I used to do the same thing. We would go to McDonald’s & my mom would order “a French fry” for me & I would say “I don’t want a French fry! I want ten French fries!”

  • @ACEsParkJunheeWreckedMeHard
    @ACEsParkJunheeWreckedMeHard 4 года назад +38

    I too care for the twins of my neighbors for 1 afternoon as they were 4 years old. I looked in a teenager magazine with them and for fun told them at the photo of a "halloween-makeup" that they could get also bad looking teeth if they don't brush them (the model was dressed as witch with fake bad teeth) and they belived me. Some time later they found out their mom forgot to brush her own teeth 1 morning and so trought my joke they told in kindergarten her teeth would be roten for not brushing them. They told it in such a bad wa that the kindergarten-teacher missunderstood it in "our home is dirty as freak" I still laugh about it years later thinking of it but I'm sad for the mother cause everyone than wanted to know if ther house was dirty ...

  • @AmandaVieiraMamaesouCult
    @AmandaVieiraMamaesouCult 4 года назад +79

    One of my students said her grandad beats her grandma. Casually. Like it was no big deal.
    The other one told me he saw the picture of a woman “without a bra” in his dad’s WhatsApp gallery.

    • @deadaccount7123
      @deadaccount7123 4 года назад +10

      Poor kid

    • @Kreschavier
      @Kreschavier 4 года назад +9

      What is this world coming to?

    • @samanthah4907
      @samanthah4907 4 года назад +22

      I was volunteering at a kids 6-12yp art camp. One of the male teen volunteers wore a shirt with a girl in a bikini and no top, she just covered it with her arms. No one said anything. But when he asked an 8yo if he needed help the kid said "Not from you, inappropriate shirt guy!" 🤣

    • @deadaccount7123
      @deadaccount7123 4 года назад +1

      O man

    • @tinytaleah
      @tinytaleah 4 года назад +2

      Samantha H omfg I love kids

  • @mynn_marikit
    @mynn_marikit 4 года назад +28

    My little brother used to tell the teachers "We bought a bunch of marijuana!!!"
    Cps were called and they found out he was talking about the three arowanas we had bought the day before lmao

  • @ibenindrevr2547
    @ibenindrevr2547 4 года назад +137

    When I was young, I told my friends that my mum was sick because her doctor made her take too many narcotics.
    Antibiotics.
    I meant antibiotics.

    • @luciahoneybee
      @luciahoneybee 3 года назад +8

      When I was around 4, my mum picked me up from a birthday party and I excitedly told her that we had drunk cocaine-free soda. I mean, I wasn't lying, but what I meant was caffeine-free 😂😂

    • @leorkoubi4626
      @leorkoubi4626 3 года назад +16

      On vacation. I once screamed that we were terrorists. I confused the word tourist.

    • @edaslongtoenails9804
      @edaslongtoenails9804 2 года назад

      @@leorkoubi4626 BAHAHAHAHA

  • @scwibbilywibbilywoo
    @scwibbilywibbilywoo 4 года назад +24

    Ok so my dad would hold me by my arms and spin me around and jokingly say “I’m drunk” after spinning around in circles, and then in my kindergarten class I would say “my dad gets drunk alot” and my teacher asked him and he explained it all to her.
    *_t h a t w a s n i c e_*

  • @bryonyhendry2839
    @bryonyhendry2839 4 года назад +32

    When I was in nursery and drew a picture of my family, labelled the baby in my mums belly. And so nursery staff fount our she was pregnant. Not shocking or anything anyway,Parents still have the picture

    • @DejitaruKari
      @DejitaruKari 4 года назад +1

      I used to do that when I was little I would label the bellies of everyone I drew and when I found out I was getting a little brother I labeled my mom "Mom/baby"

  • @Maddie.719
    @Maddie.719 4 года назад +23

    When my best friend’s little brother hurts his crotch he screams “MY JIBLETS”

    • @jaena133
      @jaena133 3 года назад +2

      FUCK im a year late but this is hilarious af

  • @dellspeltwithadell6525
    @dellspeltwithadell6525 4 года назад +20

    0:00
    Hey look, it’s emkay!

  • @Storm_cryo
    @Storm_cryo 4 года назад +18

    "I'm a Boy!" "I'm a Girl!"
    that one kid in the back: "I'm Black!"
    That killed me oml

  • @Jay-zb4iq
    @Jay-zb4iq 4 года назад +10

    As someone who babysits small children, I can confirm that they’re funny as hell sometimes. I have to stop myself from laughing at the weirdest things

  • @skreepyy
    @skreepyy 4 года назад +81

    *I LOVE IT WHEN YOU CALL ME BIG POPPA*

    • @j4m3sph0b1c
      @j4m3sph0b1c 4 года назад +6

      *PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR IF YOU'S A TRUE PLAYER*

    • @wolfyqueenn1409
      @wolfyqueenn1409 4 года назад +1

      @@j4m3sph0b1c I LOVE IT WHEN YOU CALL ME BIG POPPA

    • @drlime8360
      @drlime8360 4 года назад

      @@wolfyqueenn1409 big poppa did you like that ;)

  • @blackhagalaz
    @blackhagalaz 4 года назад +35

    When I was in Kindergarden following story occurred: The daycare worker pulled my mom aside, quite chill. She said "Look, I know you and your family, but anyway I have to ask this... What do you see on this picture?" She shows my mom a picture I drew and she bursts out laughing. It looked like I had drawn a bunch of penises. My mother grinned. "Those are supposed to be" Longnecks"". The daycare worker smirked and agreed. Aperently I was a huge fan of" A land before Time" and wouldn't shut up about littlefoot and Iongnecks. The daycare worker knew about my obsession, and this may be the only reason why the picture had no consequences. Out of context I could have been interpreted as a major red flag on sexual abuse. But it was flat out just my dinosaur obsession and my shitty drawing lol

  • @anordinarygal888
    @anordinarygal888 4 года назад +57

    when i was little i always said to the other people that "my mom hits me all the time" "my dad always slaps me" ect. in reality my parents have never hurt me to this time. being kid is weird lmao

    • @cestalia
      @cestalia 4 года назад +5

      Some kid are like that.
      Which bawls me how I'm going to explain it in future if it happens to me 😂

    • @anordinarygal888
      @anordinarygal888 4 года назад

      @@cestalia yeah 😂 Im so glad that the adults didn't report my parents or smth like that

    • @sugarkitty2008
      @sugarkitty2008 4 года назад +4

      Yeah I used to tell other kids that sort of stuff. It was some weird attention seeking thing I think. Make them feel sorry for you and give you comfort. I also lied about having broken bones in the past from accidents to seem cooler.

  • @yelir64
    @yelir64 4 года назад +8

    2:28
    Heard of a similar experience. My aunt was telling me about a story where my 4 year old cousin and some other people were in a pool. The people were buddies that had not met in a while and were ready to leave. The guys passed around a joke "See you in a day" "See you in a week" "See you in a month" then my cousin chimes in "See you later black guys" cracks me up to this day!

  • @hal5477
    @hal5477 4 года назад +35

    when i was like 5 we were doing a mother’s day activity and i put “my mom likes to drink wine”

    • @김리하-q4f
      @김리하-q4f 4 года назад +4

      Omg LMAO

    • @drlime8360
      @drlime8360 4 года назад +2

      my mom likes wine, prefers beer, no problem if liking an alcohol drink

    • @olgakaplanis3882
      @olgakaplanis3882 3 года назад +2

      Me too I drew a glass of wine

  • @redyimenir1600
    @redyimenir1600 4 года назад +18

    When I was a kid I didn’t speak well so, one time I fell and hurt my head a little and when I talked about that in school the teacher though my mom hit me.

  • @santinokaffon5590
    @santinokaffon5590 4 года назад +4

    5:35 i can agree that kids have an really good memory for that kind of stuff. When i was 5 my parents divorced and had an really big argument, and this burnt into my mind. I can remember this day for the most little detail that happened. Those things scar kids for life. My dad still tries to apologize that it was such an hard divorce for all 4 of us. Sometimes i still miss having my dad here. I’m sorry for pouring my heart out here, please be gentle with it😅

  • @MidnightLabyrinth12
    @MidnightLabyrinth12 4 года назад +9

    All I learned from this is that if you're gonna teach a child why "drinking and driving" is bad, explain what alcohol is because I have never met a person who never thought that drinking anything while driving was illegal.

    • @SevCaswell
      @SevCaswell 2 года назад +1

      In someplaces now 'distracted driving' includes eating and drinking anything while at the wheel. So yea drinking water or soda while driving can be illegal.

  • @drkatbun8566
    @drkatbun8566 4 года назад +9

    I remember when I was 6 I almost had a breakdown because my mom gave me back my clean laundry so I could put it away and there was money inside, I thought I would go to jail for money laundering

  • @RyouBakura120
    @RyouBakura120 4 года назад +11

    I swear I thought I was the only kid that took everything so literally and thought my parents would get in trouble for drinking stuff like soda while driving. 😂

  • @mjfadeaway22
    @mjfadeaway22 4 года назад +7

    My mother had once watched a rated r film and sometime later she was asked what her favorite type of movie was. She answered adult films. My grandmother was called

  • @asdfghjqwertyu1858
    @asdfghjqwertyu1858 4 года назад +62

    Hard to believe the iPhone 4 is turning 10 years old this year. The retina display was ahead of its time.

    • @prettyricky9676
      @prettyricky9676 4 года назад

      Was my first smartphone

    • @ThePrettyFLMan
      @ThePrettyFLMan 4 года назад

      🇬🇾🇬🇾🇬🇾 👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽❤️❤️❤️

  • @justjayden8433
    @justjayden8433 4 года назад +143

    Real or fake, I'm just here for the entertainment

  • @creepygirl2403
    @creepygirl2403 4 года назад +8

    I was at 6 flags with my mom, sister, step dad, and half sister, my sister and step dad went on the arcaphoboa ride(whatever it’s call) I read out the rules and one said no drinking, my half sister was five, I took one sip of my water and she said “you can’t drink and ride the roller coaster”

  • @skeetersaurus6249
    @skeetersaurus6249 2 года назад +1

    When my kids were young, my wife and I moved our family to a new state...and had to hunt up new daycare...reputable daycare. We find a good place, get the kids enrolled (2 for 'after school', 2 for all-day)...about two-weeks in, we are met by CPS, the Sheriff's office, and the facility manager. Seems our oldest, Tom, had decided that his newest 'scam' was to go 'double rations' on food...so he starts down the sob story of 'my parents don't feed me dinner every day'...This was YEARS ago, before so many bad things had started becoming so public on bad parents...so I ask the sheriff, 'did you ask the other three what we had for dinner last night?' Sheriff turns around and asks them...I interrupt...'one at a time, in private...corroboration?' So, one-by-one, he takes them inside, the first says: 'meatloaf, potatoes, mac-n-cheese, iced-tea' (two little ones just say 'meat, taters, milk')...Tom goes in, says 'Gina had meatloaf, mashed potatoes, mac-n-cheese', Bobby and Sam had meatloaf and mashed potatoes'...Sheriff says 'what about the mac-n-cheese?' Tom screws up and says, 'well, me and Gina had finished the mac-n-cheese off'...sheriff walks out and says 'you've got a troublemaker and a scam-artist on your hands there'...we talk, we go home, and Tom gets a 6-pm bedtime for the next 2-weeks...(it would have been worse, but that his game was found out so quickly, it saved a LOT of heartache otherwise...that, and if any of our kids was OVERWEIGHT...it was Tom!)...He's in his 30's now, and I still occasionally ask him if he's 'paid his dues for kids pulling cons-and-scams about him at school or daycare yet'...he confirms...he should NEVER have had 3-kids...he was NEVER that bad! ROFL...one word: KARMA!

  • @justsomewoomywithamustache4481
    @justsomewoomywithamustache4481 4 года назад +13

    4:05
    That's gonna be my kid

  • @danielebortolussi3187
    @danielebortolussi3187 4 года назад +4

    I used to do alot of babysitting and one time while I was watching a kid, his mom was getting ready to go out. He kept trying to go bug her so I told him to just stay and play with me because his mom was busy. He turned to me and looked really worried and said "no! I have to see if mommy is okay!" So i asked why wouldnt she be okay? He then said, with so much concern, "mommy had blood on her but this morning!" His mom walked in on that very moment and asked "what are you talking about (kids name)?" And he exclaimed again "you had blood on your butt this morning!" I'm also a female so me and the mom just looked at each other awkwardly and laughed it off. I miss that kid lol

  • @כןזהשםבעברית
    @כןזהשםבעברית 4 года назад +10

    Three months ago, the six-year-old brother told his entire class that I was making swords. (In the country that I live in, it is illegal to buy swords without government approval) His teacher came that day to see exactly what was Happening With me, and luckily she saw no problem in it because they were behind a glass cover.(sorry for bad english)
    edit: I'm only thirteen, so these are pretty low quality swords.

  • @ErklaerMirDieWelt
    @ErklaerMirDieWelt 3 года назад +1

    I worked as a children's host in a big hotel for a summer. There was a father who would drop off his 4 year old at the Mini Club every morning and go play tennis with his 7 year old twins all day. The 4 year old was really sad about not being able to spend time with dad while the twins clearly had no interest in tennis and dad's vision of them becoming professional tennis players. So it was my job to comfort the little one during the day. I asked him where his mommy was. His response: "She stayed at home." Why? "Because daddy and mommy, well, they hate each other". I felt so bad for those kids.

  • @TickyTimeTom
    @TickyTimeTom 4 года назад +6

    "I like your shirt.."
    "Oh thanks, my momma stole is from walmart..-???- she be boostin."
    "Hey, you wearing a wig?"
    "No..."
    "My momma be wearin' dose."

  • @silvercandra4275
    @silvercandra4275 4 года назад +5

    I walked up to my teacher one day and just said "My dad hit me. I can't eat, because my tooth hurts." my dad left soon after and wasn't allowed within 100m of me or my mom, or my brother.

  • @NativeArtist28
    @NativeArtist28 4 года назад +4

    My parents told me more recently that when I was younger, my religious auntie called my mom say "What have you been saying to those kids!" My mom ask what's she even talking about and says "She's saying she wants to go to the bitch!!"
    I have talking issues and I ment to say "I want to go to the bridge".

  • @redmorningglory1821
    @redmorningglory1821 4 года назад +8

    When I babysat my neighbors kid and he was obsessed with the teen titans and I was wearing a rain poncho and now he thinks I'm ravin .

  • @minami3823
    @minami3823 3 года назад +2

    When I was around 5 I got this talking doll toy one Christmas that sits in a highchair and asks for food. After a few minutes of playing with it I threw it and yelled "I already fed you!" In front of all of my out of state relatives. My mom was so concerned they thought I was replicating my homelife. That doll was just annoying as hell

  • @ZMB_VRLRD
    @ZMB_VRLRD 3 года назад +3

    My mom told me that, when I was a toddler I ran across the road a few times.
    The earliest memory I have of running away from my parents was when I ran away from them at Meijer.
    I also had a seizure when I was four.
    A lot has happened in my life.
    I’ve had one filling, had blood drawn twice, had a seizure at the age of four, was in a car accident in 3rd grade, ran away from my parents a few times when I was younger, my BFF moved away when I was in 3rd grade, and my dog died in 2019. My life was crazy up until 4th grade started. My life has been so boring since 4th grade. My life has been boring and sad for the last two years. ;-;
    Edit: Oh wait! I forgot about this! I got strep when I was in the hospital after I had a seizure. (This is the same seizure I had when I was four and the only seizure I’ve ever had.)
    Edit 2: I wasn’t in a car accident in 3rd Grade, it was 2nd. I remembered that it happened when I was in 2nd Grade only because I remember casually telling my 2nd Grade teacher about it.

  • @laurencharlotte6414
    @laurencharlotte6414 3 года назад +3

    When I was about 5, I told my babysitter that I had a sister that we kept in the attic. When my parents came home the babysitter was asking my parents if she should have fed my sister in the attic. She genuinely believed me. Safe to say that babysitter was never asked back after being convinced by a 5 year old that there was a little girl locked Upstairs.

  • @YeahitsMeSylvia
    @YeahitsMeSylvia 4 года назад +4

    Also when I was 4, I’d often pass time by recreating House Wives Of New Jersey episodes with my dolls
    My teachers were dying laughing

  • @Naaomzz
    @Naaomzz 3 года назад +4

    One time my brother (around 7-8 at the time) was doing unusually well during his class and the teacher jokingly asked him if he had “seen the light” (when translated to dutch is makes a lot more sense). My brother answered with “no because mom hasn’t paid the electricity bill.” My mom got a call that afternoon asking if everything was financially okay at home. Luckily, we just had a power cut out for a few days (we stayed with our grandmother during that time) but my brother somehow thought it was because my mom didn’t pay her bills on time lol.

  • @wompwomp5327
    @wompwomp5327 4 года назад +4

    I once went to go pick up my little cousins from daycare, witnessed one of them struggle to put on her shoe on the way out. How did she respond to the challenge? By yeeting her shoe across the room and yelling ‘F*ck it, I need a wine’
    My aunt in a nutshell.

  • @purpleasters
    @purpleasters 3 года назад +1

    Saying that kids have good memory is no joke, one of my most detailed memories from my childhood was of my dad choking my mother on the couch and her yelling at me to call the police while my dad kept telling me to just go to my room.
    I was around 5 years old at the time, and I never talked about it to anyone until I was 17 when I was talking about my childhood with my mom.
    I'm 21 now and my parents are still together today, they still fight but it rarely gets physical. I have some PTSD and Emotional Detachment issues (among other things) now.
    In the end, if you're with someone and that relationship becomes toxic but break it off. Its harmful to those around you and yourself, just end it and move on.