I don't think I've ever related to complete strangers more than right now: - I don't sleep - I speak incoherent gibberish after waking up - my pets keep me awake - and I don't bring gym shoes when I need to work out! Where the hell is my online podcast/tv show?! 😬😬 I am perfectly qualified!! 😂👍🖤❤
"The factory of sadness that is my brain at night" *I've literally never related to something so much in my life*. I haven't slept well since I was 12 or 13....so about 10 years. XD
Oof I learned the art of being on my phone in class (says the straight A student😅) and I literally was on pinterest looking at Bvb memes for literally two hours, the teacher never knew.
Andy’s story about getting a membership at LA Fitness and never going made me think of that one time Arden Rose got a membership there and now I’m just laughing at two separate stories that don’t cross over but kind of do at the same time.
...Okay. Andy, I think I seriously need help. In my school, I go to Choir, and while we were meant to sing something, I sang, instead, We Don’t Have to Dance. Next song, everybody sang it correctly, apart from me, who sang Perfect Weapon. Next song, I sang Wake Up. Everybody was like: ...What the actual frick... Also, I got into trouble in class for my ringtone being related to Coffin. It was me screaming "I’LL NEVER LET YOU STEAL MY COFFEEEEEEEEEEEEE DJJFBFJFB ANDY IS HOT SKDHBGBJSBDBF COFFEEE I DONT EVEN LIKE COFFEE BUT WHATEVER" Yeah, uh... they kicked me out and I got detention. Imagine hearing that in a test 😂 I think I scarred everyone in that class for life. Now everyone avoids me 😂 yeah, um... I also say weird stuff when I wake up 😂 I also start speaking Spanish? Wtf, i don’t even know how I can speak that much Spanish if I’ve been learning for only a year. I scream swear words when I have to wait up in Spanish. Then I start screaming random stuff? And that’s why my mum leaves my alarm to it. It’s not even an alarm it’s my mum coming into my room to quickly turn on Perfect Weapon so I can wake up. Andy: RAWRRRRR Me: PUTA! JENSISVRHHRB EAT ME DUBDJSNFHRHSHDBEUNS My mum in the other room: *Drops and smashes plate the second I start screaming* My sister: *Casually sips tea* Me: *Throwing pillows around room and screaming "PUTAA"*
Juliet needs to be in the podcasts more. It’d be super interesting to have her. She’s right there anyway. To have her sit behind the camera is such a waste.
am i the only one who thought of brandon bowen at the beginning, in that video/vine where he says, '' oh hello there i didn't see you there i was too busy mmm blocking out the haters.''
Question of the video: Does anyone basically sleep? XD Yeah totally Andy cause everyone's a vampire and doesn't sleep oh and btw you can die from not sleeping :)
Hello to the one person who hit the dislike button!👋🏼 I understand you have shaky hands and can’t control that, but can you try and fix that? If not, I strongly suggest hitting the like button............... now.. THANK YOU 🙏🏼😁🔪🔪😁😁
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I don't think I've ever related to complete strangers more than right now:
- I don't sleep
- I speak incoherent gibberish after waking up
- my pets keep me awake
- and I don't bring gym shoes when I need to work out!
Where the hell is my online podcast/tv show?! 😬😬 I am perfectly qualified!! 😂👍🖤❤
Same dude or dudette.
Juliet should post a video of andys latin morning mumbles
YES!
Yes
“The factory of sadness that is my brain”
I don’t think I’ve ever related to a bunch of words more.
Inmagine Waking up next to Andy talking his werid language every morning 😂😂 Juliet must be like Andy are you OK? 😂😂😂
Tori Close I mean, at least it's Andy XD
Panic!AtTheCrybabyRomance Brides true I mean I wouldn't mind it 😍😂
Tori Close Oh lolz
Andy having a seizure xd
That Girl *Andy being possessed* XD XD XD
"The factory of sadness that is my brain at night" *I've literally never related to something so much in my life*. I haven't slept well since I was 12 or 13....so about 10 years. XD
my ribs actually huRT FROM LAUGHING
"In a very dark room where people can't look at me..." Same, Andy... same. LOL
It's awesome to know that Andy speaks Dothraki in the mornings😂😂😂
"Factory of sadness" relatable
This show is literally so funny to watch and to listen to😂
Nutrions is one thing that keeps me watching TheAndyShow. Nothing will keep me from watching this show. 🙅
If you see any mistakes please correct me.
AGHHHH I CLICKED WAYYY TO FAST!!
Nobody leave a bad comment with their Hands Hands, dont hurt their fragile feelings
The intro gives me life.
Hey Andy and Joe. I think you guys are awesome. I am glad at least you guys have good sense of humour.
AN OLDIE AND AN GOODIE
I just want to put out there that this is the only thing keeping me sane
Rainy Palmatier same
Dead ass can relate so much. I cant really sleep because i have horrible anxiety and depression and ptsd so i take hella medication for it all 💯
Oof I learned the art of being on my phone in class (says the straight A student😅) and I literally was on pinterest looking at Bvb memes for literally two hours, the teacher never knew.
Just A Girl Thing Actually me
after 2020, this became ridiculously easy xd
Why is nobody talking about his morning Latin
Let's talk about his morning Latin
Thanks for posting, love you guys, Hate myself.
faith cook don't hate yourself
To love someone you must firstly love your self it's what M.Durant said. 🤷♀️ Therefore love yourself like that you can love this guys. Good lock ✌
2:45.....says the rock frontman.
I love watching the Andy show
This "episode" is my entire life, it is so relatable.
EVERY ANDY SHOW IS AWSOOOOOOOMEEEEEEE♡♡♡♡
damn i've memorized the intro off by heart now; i'm saying the whole segment to my friends and see who gets the reference.
Our Chensing Machine Has Some Weird Things Going On same damn Andy stop the fucking stretcher pls?😄😅
I live for anything Andy Black!!!!
“Get outta here lebron.” LOOL I’m screaming
Dude, BEST EPISODE EVER!!!
6:48 I now know what demonic possession sounds like
Love you guys💖
Love you Andy Biersack!!!!!
i got all my nutrition minerals from this video lol
2:39-2:52= AGREED 100%. I didn't think anyone else felt the same way I did.
You guys are amazing😊
I JUST got my BVB shirt AND poster .#BVBARMY
Andy’s story about getting a membership at LA Fitness and never going made me think of that one time Arden Rose got a membership there and now I’m just laughing at two separate stories that don’t cross over but kind of do at the same time.
6:25 "olacanada" hello Canada?
6:44
I'm using earbuds here.😂
Weird asmr😭🤣
I LOVE IT‼‼‼‼‼‼
Omg I died at the sleeping part
U LOVE YOU GUYS
The ad before the video had a great song suggestion.
💜
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
New morning language 😂😂😂😂😂 omg 😂😂😂😂you guys are so funnyyyyyy 😂😂😂😂
Thank youuuuu😂😂😂
Welp, I'm gonna have nightmares consisting of Andy coming out of nowhere going, "hxhdifgigfgktjsuedighkjjjfkvjvjg" XD
I love guys.....♥
❤❤❤
I can’t decide whether to play halo or watch this....I’m gonna do both
Andy I absolutely love you. you keep me from going insane
Im 50th. Thats a first.
I'm so lucky. I have a three year old but he sleeps longer than I do. 8pm to 7am 😁
6:14 wtf andy 😂
Yassss
I do the same thing! In my head it’s words, but nothing coherent comes out of my mouth
Hey, that’s pretty good.
Caught it early again.. hi guys 👋🏾😭 im on a roll this week..
I go to sleep when im having trouble keeping my eyes open
Trying our darndess 😂😂
Oh my god this makes my day! #BVBarmy
what Andy was saying sounds like fucking gibberish 😂😂
I can sort of relate with the can’t sleep thing except the longest I’ve gone without sleep was probably 2-3 days instead of 5
...Okay.
Andy, I think I seriously need help.
In my school, I go to Choir, and while we were meant to sing something, I sang, instead, We Don’t Have to Dance.
Next song, everybody sang it correctly, apart from me, who sang Perfect Weapon. Next song, I sang Wake Up.
Everybody was like: ...What the actual frick...
Also, I got into trouble in class for my ringtone being related to Coffin. It was me screaming "I’LL NEVER LET YOU STEAL MY COFFEEEEEEEEEEEEE DJJFBFJFB ANDY IS HOT SKDHBGBJSBDBF COFFEEE I DONT EVEN LIKE COFFEE BUT WHATEVER"
Yeah, uh... they kicked me out and I got detention. Imagine hearing that in a test 😂
I think I scarred everyone in that class for life. Now everyone avoids me 😂 yeah, um...
I also say weird stuff when I wake up 😂
I also start speaking Spanish? Wtf, i don’t even know how I can speak that much Spanish if I’ve been learning for only a year.
I scream swear words when I have to wait up in Spanish. Then I start screaming random stuff? And that’s why my mum leaves my alarm to it. It’s not even an alarm it’s my mum coming into my room to quickly turn on Perfect Weapon so I can wake up.
Andy: RAWRRRRR
Me: PUTA! JENSISVRHHRB EAT ME DUBDJSNFHRHSHDBEUNS
My mum in the other room: *Drops and smashes plate the second I start screaming*
My sister: *Casually sips tea*
Me: *Throwing pillows around room and screaming "PUTAA"*
Yayyyyyy
Juliet needs to be in the podcasts more. It’d be super interesting to have her. She’s right there anyway. To have her sit behind the camera is such a waste.
KUNALA KANA SITO!
#Froggles
💗💗💗💖💖💖
The one person who disliked this should be banished
Yeaaah
That dance class that I never attended. #wastedmoney 😂
arrasou amigo from brazil
Did anyone see that flash on 2:25 it look like a split second flash of a picture.
am i the only one who thought of brandon bowen at the beginning, in that video/vine where he says, '' oh hello there i didn't see you there i was too busy mmm blocking out the haters.''
🖤🖤🖤🖤♥️♥️♥️♥️
My dad will literally drug himself with NyQuil every night, or he will lay in bed awake all night and think of stuff he has to do
Question of the video:
Does anyone basically sleep? XD
Yeah totally Andy cause everyone's a vampire and doesn't sleep oh and btw you can die from not sleeping :)
Hello to the one person who hit the dislike button!👋🏼 I understand you have shaky hands and can’t control that, but can you try and fix that? If not, I strongly suggest hitting the like button............... now.. THANK YOU 🙏🏼😁🔪🔪😁😁
😂🖤
😍😍😍😍😍😍😂😂😂😂
FIRST COMMENT AND FIRST LIKE
2nd comment
14 minutes late 😱😱😱😢😥😢
"Do you put together spanish instead?" Suddenly Joe reminds me of my family cx
FIRST
PLAY UNO
2:25 whats with the subliminal message, guys?! we won't join your cult, okay?