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  • Опубликовано: 15 май 2021
  • Ziwe makes a visit to a plastic surgeon in an effort to look more like Nicki Minaj. Stream all episodes of ZIWE on Paramount+ with SHOWTIME.
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    Writer, comedian and performer, Ziwe, brings her singular, riotously funny, no-holds-barred brand to SHOWTIME with her new eponymous late-night variety show, ZIWE.
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  • @Showtime
    @Showtime  3 года назад +23

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    • @Malouco
      @Malouco 2 года назад +1

      HOW ABOUT HIRE ME

  • @p0p5t4r_
    @p0p5t4r_ 3 года назад +1882

    "goo goo gaga, black dont crack..."

  • @jackuz78
    @jackuz78 3 года назад +1159

    “Talk about essential workers” to the aesthetic doctor’s face…😄😄

    • @stardustboy94
      @stardustboy94 2 года назад +21

      I gasped 😲

    • @hightopv1352
      @hightopv1352 2 года назад +5

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @judas1523
      @judas1523 Год назад

      she was calling him an essential worker... how did you miss that?

  • @schoolwerk3744
    @schoolwerk3744 Год назад +238

    Ziwe’s comedy is the perfect balance of wit, charisma, drama, awkwardness, intellect, down to earth, and intimidating. I love it.

    • @felicous
      @felicous Год назад

      And unfortunately, this is why the show isn't getting resigned

  • @shakyelarnold7392
    @shakyelarnold7392 3 года назад +1638

    The way the nurse looks at the camera after Ziwe's "stooop it Steven 😊" is taking me out 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣... Ol girl was pressed 😭😭😭😂😂😂

    • @Ronirossoux
      @Ronirossoux 3 года назад +154

      She did not want to clock in that day😂

    • @amandauribe9912
      @amandauribe9912 3 года назад +16

      Lmaoo

    • @birdbaby0628
      @birdbaby0628 2 года назад +20

      HELPPP 😭

    • @BaussTM
      @BaussTM 2 года назад +2

      Fi real!

    • @roseinharlem8152
      @roseinharlem8152 2 года назад +15

      She is such a cool lady. She seemed more down to earth than any of the others I encountered in his office.

  • @schtuff.8207
    @schtuff.8207 3 года назад +1405

    This is hysterical. I'm so happy to find this woman.

  • @hypechris8879
    @hypechris8879 3 года назад +2801

    He was talking about making her nose more to the Eurocentric beauty standard, low key a micro aggression but that was the joke😂

    • @Tullahgit
      @Tullahgit 3 года назад +294

      "Refined" good lord

    • @ampleoloruntogbe1434
      @ampleoloruntogbe1434 3 года назад +344

      I sooo love how she turned it around and kept asking “does it bother you?” 😂

    • @luvistragedy
      @luvistragedy 2 года назад +39

      I thought the same exact thing

    • @gymonstarfunkle136
      @gymonstarfunkle136 2 года назад +72

      I really hope the doctor was in on the joke oh my gosh (wait I can hear Ziwe asking me "so you'd rather he be self-consciously racist towards me instead of unconsciously?") XD XD XD

    • @sugarbabyesquire107
      @sugarbabyesquire107 2 года назад +35

      Model like ?! 🙄

  • @BrothaTech
    @BrothaTech 2 года назад +165

    My man came in HOT with the nose suggestions...

  • @KenadeeLaRae
    @KenadeeLaRae 3 года назад +1000

    she was trying so hard not to say “so you want to make me look white?” because thats what i would have said.

  • @mogrey8538
    @mogrey8538 3 года назад +903

    I get that she’s mocking this bullshit. She’s doing it so well that I’m angry that anyone would try to improve on this goddess.
    Such a perfectly done bit of satire that I’ll be thinking about all day.

    • @woudgy
      @woudgy Год назад +3

      Yeah, my main feeling was "hahaha HOW DARE THEY"

    • @moneymanifestation9505
      @moneymanifestation9505 Год назад +1

      You're being sarcastic right it's not one thing real about her🤣🤦🏽‍♂️

    • @iris7301
      @iris7301 Год назад +8

      @@moneymanifestation9505 Maybe if you spent less time obsessing over other people you wouldn’t need to manifest money brokieee🥰🥰

    • @OctDog
      @OctDog Год назад +1

      ​@@iris7301 -YOU DID NOTTTTTT😭😱

  • @fedorah8315
    @fedorah8315 3 года назад +880

    Not telling a Black Woman her nose should be more “refined” 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @cryptocurtis1535
      @cryptocurtis1535 2 года назад +48

      Like what does that even mean lmao it’s like when people use the word Urban lmao

    • @ThinWaistedPrimaDonna
      @ThinWaistedPrimaDonna 2 года назад +43

      It is absurd. Some of the cutest button noses can be found on African women. You can literally google their image or look on pinterest.

    • @Happiness1876
      @Happiness1876 2 года назад +7

      He was was giving an example

    • @Pou1gie1
      @Pou1gie1 2 года назад +27

      bliss...yes, an example of subtle racism

    • @Happiness1876
      @Happiness1876 2 года назад

      Racism, will always exist

  • @kingtryton
    @kingtryton 2 года назад +437

    Ziwe: “Yea, black is beautiful”
    Doctor: “Exactly”
    😂😂

  • @cacobapt
    @cacobapt 2 года назад +263

    I genuinely cried laughing when the picture revealed her face 🤣😂 like why the eyes, ziwe

  • @Oonagh72
    @Oonagh72 3 года назад +781

    What makes this funny is her face actually is perfect, ans this dude wants to “refine” her nose. Anything he does would make her face off balance.

    • @AirQuotes
      @AirQuotes 3 года назад +81

      Right give them insecurities then "fix them" for a "small fee" and repeat

    • @teeburdtalks
      @teeburdtalks 3 года назад +80

      Right. He was actually grasping at straws trying to figure out what he can do to make improvements because there hardly any to make

    • @cutienerdgirl
      @cutienerdgirl 3 года назад +62

      @@teeburdtalks By "refined", he meant a thinner and more European nose.

    • @iwillsleepwithyourman94
      @iwillsleepwithyourman94 3 года назад +1

      she tries wayyyy too hard. Very confident for someone with teeth like that

    • @teeburdtalks
      @teeburdtalks 3 года назад +2

      @@cutienerdgirl you might be addressing the person who wrote this post. Not me. He or she are the one who mentioned “refined” but I understood what he meant. 💖

  • @sabesaw5944
    @sabesaw5944 2 года назад +127

    She ain't gonna let him get away with that "you but better" comment lmao. She is hilarious

  • @joshfabregas7162
    @joshfabregas7162 2 года назад +433

    i love this!! exposing the eurocentric standard of beauty and how it shapes the perception of our time

    • @ryansizemore5064
      @ryansizemore5064 Год назад +3

      It doesn't matter. They are conning people by telling them they could improve while simultaneously lacking the tools, procedures or talent to accomplish it. Its elective mangling.

    • @nickc3657
      @nickc3657 Год назад +2

      “Mangling” is a bit much… there are plenty of surgeons who practice ethically.

  • @JAZZnMOTION
    @JAZZnMOTION 2 года назад +233

    “Does my nose bother you?? Does it bother you? Does it bother yoouuu??” 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

  • @kevenhernandez5879
    @kevenhernandez5879 2 года назад +113

    Their verbiage is so calculated to reinforce the patients insecurities it’s sick.

  • @itzdevii
    @itzdevii 3 года назад +245

    That tanning question🤣🤣🤣

  • @spiritunbound9414
    @spiritunbound9414 3 года назад +142

    "Like a little Bambi Uh!" Oh God that was hysterical.

  • @Soulberrry
    @Soulberrry 2 года назад +283

    I DIED “they’re soft, yeah so people can lay their heads on it” 🍈🍈

    • @philipwelch2681
      @philipwelch2681 Год назад +1

      Which head lol

    • @user-iq2no3lk2i
      @user-iq2no3lk2i 11 месяцев назад

      Such a woosh moment for that guy. He was literally describing turning yourself into a walking pair of pillow for other people and expect us to buy it. No thanks I'd rather have my father eat me out.

    • @sainttheresetaylor2054
      @sainttheresetaylor2054 9 месяцев назад +4

      @@user-iq2no3lk2i um girl, why did your mind go there?

  • @myylomusic
    @myylomusic 3 года назад +272

    This is truly unhinged. I luv it.

  • @sarah-dl3wt
    @sarah-dl3wt 3 года назад +1157

    Is the footage edited to feel this awkward or does Ziwe just bring discomfort to people 😩😩😩

    • @nickjoy6389
      @nickjoy6389 3 года назад +350

      I think it’s both 😭😭like Eric Andre

    • @kjdnyhmghfvb
      @kjdnyhmghfvb 3 года назад +13

      yes

    • @lindsays7232
      @lindsays7232 3 года назад +38

      That’s the point yes

    • @ampleoloruntogbe1434
      @ampleoloruntogbe1434 3 года назад +127

      She used to work at the onion. That explains how she makes people uncomfortable with a straight face 😂

    • @rarajiboo
      @rarajiboo 2 года назад +71

      She does not make people uncomfortable...they walk right in...because that's where they were headed...voluntarily!

  • @indoora
    @indoora 3 года назад +76

    Lol he was the one who started talking about her nose, and used the word "refined".

  • @jxrxd51
    @jxrxd51 3 года назад +94

    Lola Bunny -- the old version. DEAD.

  • @TSfan217
    @TSfan217 2 года назад +493

    “You but better!” And the way the doc tried to backtrack 😂😂😂😂 Plastic surgeons make me so uncomfy, profiting off of people’s insecurities 😡

    • @mopnem
      @mopnem 2 года назад +22

      It’s their job, unlike “insecure” people with cash to burn, for the people that actually need it & deserve sympathy, it’s a true statement.

    • @girlgreenivy
      @girlgreenivy Год назад +19

      YoYoYo. A lot of plastic surgery is there to help people after they've had some kind of serious trauma to their body that needs to be repaired to regain function or aid in healing. Every industry has it's bad actors but can we please not paint every plastic surgeon like that. The world over the majority are doing honest life saving work and it puts stigma on PS for those who actually really need it for health reasons not cosmetic.

    • @emilevanrensburg8094
      @emilevanrensburg8094 Год назад +4

      Some people feel good after talk therapy and some people feel good after plastic surgery. Should we just ban plastic surgery because it can be "abused" or let people make their own decisions for themselves.

    • @lala-bp3wh
      @lala-bp3wh Год назад +3

      give me an exemple for a a work which you don't profit off people's insecurity. I'll be waiting...

    • @alexarias5717
      @alexarias5717 Год назад

      While I agree, there's a difference between profiting from people's insecurities and exploiting people's insecurities

  • @StephFolling
    @StephFolling 3 года назад +350

    Love Ziwe! She already has model looks! And Dr. Greenberg was trying to get on but his nurse was hating!

    • @roseinharlem8152
      @roseinharlem8152 2 года назад +13

      She wasn't hating ...she probably didnt want to be a part of this foolishness. She is actually a very down to earth person.

    • @StephFolling
      @StephFolling 2 года назад +6

      @@roseinharlem8152 Noted.

  • @ntombentlemnyamana1918
    @ntombentlemnyamana1918 3 года назад +192

    Ziwe is Literally a genius

  • @ZuDega
    @ZuDega 3 года назад +129

    Ziwe is GOLDEN!

  • @born2doitright
    @born2doitright 2 года назад +43

    I love how Ziwe gets to the root of people's thoughts! PURE GENIUS!!!!

  • @mockmywords
    @mockmywords 2 года назад +58

    I lost it at "dumb thicc" 🤣

  • @wenchology
    @wenchology Год назад +45

    “Does it bother you?“ 🤨
    “Does it bother YOU?” 🧐
    “Does it bother you?” 🤨
    😂😂😂😂

  • @margeavx
    @margeavx 3 года назад +219

    the nose part felt so anti black bruh

  • @MissBRItesyde
    @MissBRItesyde 2 года назад +32

    The breaking the 4th wall look into the camera after he said “refined” for the 100th time TOOK ME OUT!!!! Lol 😂 whew Chile she be exposing these people and they have no clue what’s happening bahahaha!!!!

  • @ameseful
    @ameseful 2 года назад +59

    it's the awkwardness, the stupid silent moments and her stuupid funny laughs 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I loveeee her!!

  • @masseiy
    @masseiy 3 года назад +80

    Please someone send the part about her nose to DR. Umar I have to see that reaction from him 😂

    • @sammmy967
      @sammmy967 3 года назад +3

      This is a genius idea🤣🤣👏👏

    • @Fari-100
      @Fari-100 2 года назад +7

      Nooo!, he will start hitting her up for donations. Would love to see her interview him, tho 😂

  • @jeankim91
    @jeankim91 2 года назад +10

    the little arm punch at 5:14 holy shit

  • @DaveKarl
    @DaveKarl 2 года назад +40

    Ziwe is such a natural comedien.

  • @drevandamva
    @drevandamva 3 года назад +46

    Ziwe is beautiful as is

  • @Igbobabexoxo
    @Igbobabexoxo 2 года назад +105

    😂😂😂 I feel like I’m watching myself in public. ! Lol I love it! She’s really using Nigerian humor in America!

  • @mizuslayer
    @mizuslayer 3 года назад +21

    dude, she's so SO GOOD. excellent work

  • @MoyAmaro
    @MoyAmaro 2 года назад +11

    Ziwe making this doc catch feelings.

  • @car1475.
    @car1475. 3 года назад +67

    She's already a babe.

  • @Kinsey6King
    @Kinsey6King Год назад +13

    I watched my first Ziwe video about 3 hours ago. This is my 100th. She is unstoppable.

  • @nicole4779
    @nicole4779 2 года назад +21

    When she asked about tanning 😭😭😭💀💀💀💀

  • @Hannah-kw6ww
    @Hannah-kw6ww 3 года назад +42

    This is one of the all-time funniest things I have ever seen.

  • @ButaCthing
    @ButaCthing 2 года назад +22

    It’s the comedic timing for me 😂

  • @KristianJ
    @KristianJ 2 года назад +11

    That woman's face at 5:09 LOL

  • @Dovah21
    @Dovah21 Год назад +5

    I know she might jokingly object to observation, but Ziwe is so GORGEOUS 😍😍😍 Been legit crushing on her for.

  • @veganhopes4049
    @veganhopes4049 Год назад +14

    Breaks my heart how many women fall prey to this mentality and cut their “un perfect” bodies up to look like everyone else! She’s amazing for messing with them like this!! ❤

  • @MonicaChen
    @MonicaChen 3 года назад +133

    I'll tell you what's sad; he's probably used to real people talking to him like this. Not an actress/comedian pretending she's this way.

    • @tedwards1025
      @tedwards1025 3 года назад +43

      What's sad is that he probably tells real people they could fix something (make it fit modern eurocentric beauty standards) "if it bothers them"

  • @maespiegel
    @maespiegel 2 года назад +9

    I’ve had my doctors trying to get me to change my nose since I was eight and I’ve only recently started talking back. I really appreciate this video.

  • @harpieclan1950
    @harpieclan1950 2 года назад +32

    She is a weirdo… but I love it. Like she is making them look crazy

  • @xogulxo2
    @xogulxo2 3 года назад +57

    this is so funny!! Ziwe is such a refreshing new face on tv

  • @BeaCanImation
    @BeaCanImation 3 года назад +14

    Oh my god. I saw her on Desus and Mero and now I'm addicted.

  • @najam6737
    @najam6737 3 года назад +25

    Give ziwe her own channel!

  • @MiillieMesh
    @MiillieMesh 3 года назад +75

    I don't like him. Her nose is perfect. These doctors want money. Ain't no corrections or refinement they could do. It's just them trying give you a look to fit the trend of what's perceived as beauty at this point in time.

    • @MyKeeP81
      @MyKeeP81 2 года назад

      Yup

    • @shane1279
      @shane1279 2 года назад

      i think its a fair assumption black people are coming to do plastic surgery for their nose, boobs, or butt we not in their for wrinkles but nose is probably the number one thing a black person will go to a plastic surgeon for.

    • @MiillieMesh
      @MiillieMesh 2 года назад

      @@shane1279 That's fine. I'm speaking on this specific scenario where her nose is perfect. Some women's noses be perfect but due to societal pressure they'll try to get something done anyway. Like Summer Walker for example. Her nose was perfectly fine & instead of the Dr. using their better judgement & saying that, they go ahead & do it 🙃

    • @shane1279
      @shane1279 2 года назад

      @@MiillieMesh u right about that sis.

    • @haventpickedanameyet2527
      @haventpickedanameyet2527 Год назад +1

      Also he felt creepy imo, like when he said people would be able to rest their heads on her breasts

  • @mathewedme1730
    @mathewedme1730 2 года назад +37

    "I want to REFINE My nose" Ziwe then proceeds to look at camera😂😂

  • @amaynadflava
    @amaynadflava 3 года назад +10

    4:03 She clocked him too about her nose!

  • @QuentinAugust555
    @QuentinAugust555 2 года назад +10

    "talk about essential workers" 😂😂

  • @prettydistractednails2282
    @prettydistractednails2282 3 года назад +13

    When she said my heir Vicky Gundleson! 😂😂😂😩😩😩 Ziwe is hilarious! 😂😂😂

  • @deenad3562
    @deenad3562 Год назад +4

    *She trolled the heck outa this situation!* 🤣😂🤭

  • @designeranthony
    @designeranthony 2 года назад +35

    “If your nose bothers you we can make some corrections” = casual racism

  • @tatianamorales9286
    @tatianamorales9286 3 года назад +15

    Love this show!

  • @Blackmermaidrising
    @Blackmermaidrising 2 года назад +2

    That 3D picture really said 👁👃🏾👁
    👄

  • @TheJoeMinaj
    @TheJoeMinaj 2 года назад +3

    LMAO the PA is definitely annoyed

  • @claibornec7937
    @claibornec7937 3 года назад +30

    4:41 yes black is beautiful....
    But the Dr. FuckUp said "you, but better" oh u done fuckUp now.
    And he kept mentioning to change Ziwe nose. I could not be behind the scenes on this film set I would have said "we not doing that, Ziwe your nose is beautiful as is."

  • @organizewithlu
    @organizewithlu 2 года назад +2

    I love her so much!!!

  • @SexyBibliophile
    @SexyBibliophile 3 года назад +7

    Queen Ziwe

  • @kuryamtl
    @kuryamtl 3 года назад +13

    "Tweak that nose to make it look more refined" OMG..... I mean there is nothing wrong with her nose!!! He means to make it more European.

  • @pamelagreen6611
    @pamelagreen6611 5 месяцев назад +1

    The funny part about this is that she isn't seeking any surgeries, but wanted to see how they would critique her.... like, she literally didn't say she had issues with anything but they projected the issues FOR her. Thats wild.

  • @AztlanOz
    @AztlanOz 3 года назад +15

    By the time we’re done we’ll give you a bottle … guess what… I LAUGHED

  • @crossmission
    @crossmission 3 года назад +42

    The doc was cool, while not my type of content her comedy and poignant social commentary needs more mainstream exposure.

  • @phoenixfresh8681
    @phoenixfresh8681 2 года назад +1

    Ziwe for president

  • @BettyH4rley
    @BettyH4rley Год назад +1

    The picture took me out 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @noronahahaha
    @noronahahaha Год назад

    Ziwe is already beautiful! Doctor knew that when she walked in.

  • @KymaniMJade
    @KymaniMJade 2 года назад +1

    My favorite episode hands down.

  • @noelware5814
    @noelware5814 Год назад +1

    I love her.

  • @Lilsulli2
    @Lilsulli2 2 года назад +2

    She is so funny and perfect

  • @arifyi6597
    @arifyi6597 2 года назад +7

    This is the most Passive psychotic conversation I’ve ever seen-

  • @dishwithpatrish
    @dishwithpatrish 2 года назад +3

    Such gold! Can't believe I watched this clip for free, lol! Well, you know they I mean. Ziwe is hilarious!

  • @XOXOPriscilla
    @XOXOPriscilla 2 года назад +30

    This episode was so funny. My cheeks hurt. The awkward moments were everything.

  • @HoofHearted2DAY
    @HoofHearted2DAY Год назад +16

    She’s so passive aggressive I love it 😂

  • @TheMJ5779
    @TheMJ5779 Год назад

    This is so iconic bring it back

  • @jrtso8953
    @jrtso8953 2 года назад +1

    She is genius I love her

  • @selispeks
    @selispeks Год назад +2

    How did they not know she was f*cking with them? 🤣 I think the nurse caught on toward the end 🤣

  • @Trilly007
    @Trilly007 Год назад +2

    THIS WAS ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS lmaoOOOO LOVE YOU ZIWE!!!!

  • @Peepee4brain
    @Peepee4brain Год назад +1

    Ziwe is my favorite comedian. This is amazing.

  • @Abcflc
    @Abcflc 3 года назад +5

    She is so damn beautiful

  • @Klassicman_97
    @Klassicman_97 3 года назад

    I love her so much!!!!!!!

  • @unikracoon1913
    @unikracoon1913 3 года назад +48

    I'm so conflicted because the points of humour are also so saddening 😥😅😥😅😥😅

  • @saaye1475
    @saaye1475 2 года назад

    SOOOO GOOD !!

  • @sola2351
    @sola2351 3 года назад +1

    She’s so beautiful

  • @rafab2526
    @rafab2526 Год назад

    shes so funny I love her

  • @kiwij7705
    @kiwij7705 2 года назад +4

    Omg stop it Steven 🤣

  • @sucri
    @sucri 2 года назад +13

    Yooooo I actually touched my chin to see if something was wrong. This is soooooo funny and unhealthy. How are you gonna recommend shit she didn't ask for

  • @braileyjohnson2352
    @braileyjohnson2352 3 года назад

    I love this so much

  • @mariahc.crawley884
    @mariahc.crawley884 2 года назад +16

    "Doctors" Who PREY ON EXPECTED INSECURITIES....YIKES! YUCK!
    HILARIOUS!

  • @yocean14
    @yocean14 Год назад

    I love it when people says the quiet part aloud

  • @adamorioncactus
    @adamorioncactus Год назад

    She is already perfect