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- Опубликовано: 13 дек 2016
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Is this the first time Shane showed his full body in the thumbnail? He's more comfortable with his body and that makes me smile :)
YoungHalfBlood XP exactly, that's what I think.
YoungHalfBlood XP He looks so happy😊😊😊
YoungHalfBlood XP yes, i love how happy he looks!!! 😊😊😊
Septiplier away !! I love ur icon xD
Sem Styles ❤️💚
*Shane’s famous quote..*
*“I literally forgot I was making a video.”*
Shippers Die Hard nope lol it’s “ME 😳”
Also "I'll go home" and "Hey whats up you guys/ heyo tubby guys" 😂
no its ''o my fuckin god"
I thought it was "I'll go home"
Shippers Die Hard no it’s not it’s “I’ll go home”
Shane: “I haven’t been outside in a while.”
Me: *cries in 2020*
Same 😭
True
XD
You are Army and Atiny ayyy♡♡
casteil??? Ø. Z lå
Shane now: *conspiracy voice* hey what’s up you guys
Shane then: *DAMN THEY PARTY HARD UP IN THE POCKET*
perry’s hat i love your profile pic 🙂
shane is actually so fucking hot??? it makes me so sad that he has body dysmorphia and doesnt see himself the way we do. you're not fat boo thang; you're godly. i hope that one day you'll love yourself as much as we love you :')
He just does it for comedy I think.
Kitty Blogger i agree, but i've also been a subscriber for 7 years and he has continued to think lowly of himself :/ he's even made a couple videos about his body dysmorphia, and they seemed legitimate. i know his sense of humor is self depreciation, but i also want him to be happy with himself and realize that he's hella fine
alicia marchand he has body dysphoria and can't help seeing his body as gross even though everyone else sees him as godly goals
alicia marchand Sometimes he'll say seriously 'I know I joke about hating myself a lot...' I really think it's just him making jokes haha.
IKR😂 he's gorgeous tbh
Was anyone else mad that he didn't use the gay spray?
Jessica Bailey yes
Jessica Bailey yup
so damn mad
Jessica Bailey oh yeah
No he's bi
Shane then: “Cause I make new videos everyday!”
Me, in 2019: “Not anymore😩
:(((((
I’m sad
he swapped quantity for quality
Rɪᴠᴇʀ not really tbh
@@mlstoxpl4484 yes really tbh
I like how he says “If the flame doesn’t get ya the smoke will” then giggles after 😂😂😂☠️ Rip polly
yassss bitch
That fucking killed me
6:40 "I'm just a bisexual who thinks about killing people" literally me
WatchMePLayMinecraft Same but instead of bi you change it to cis
Same
WatchMePLayMinecraft right when I read it Shane said it too
WatchMePLayMinecraft same
WatchMePLayMinecraft me too. about the killing people part
That moment when you sold Polly pockets online and Shane apparently bought them from you
Brayden Merry no way!
Brayden Merry 😂😂😂
Brayden Merry this is crazy 😂😂
Brayden Merry also burned them...
And then he burned them
Shane : sets toys on fire
His neighbors : what is that smell?
His other neighbors : dont mind it. Its just shane setting something on fire again
OMG LMAO
Lol
The moon boots give me PTSD. My cousin had a pair and I went over and tried them out and bounced right down the stairs. It was a fun hospital visit.
I'm so sorry but I laughed
"I'm just a bisexual who thinks about killing people!"
Honestly, same.
Zoya S. Legit my life in a sentence
Me 2
Zoya S. same but pansexual lol
Sameeee
Well I'll change this according to me "I'm just a Pansexual who wants to be assassin"
Watching a grown man play with kid toys
"Aw its so cute."
"Lets put that here. and put that here."
And lit it on fire
Me .Mom mom mom mom mom mom mom mom mom
Mom .what?
Me . Can I get hangclips ?
Mom .😲
Piper Thorpe no u did it wrong it’s
Me: mom mom MOM MOM MOM
Mom: WHAT
Me: I found handcuffs
Mom: 😅 that’s for daddy and me ok
doppio
This is how many times Shane said "oh my God"
👇🏼
Brigid McCauley 39
272
472
480
I was 543
Shane: " I'm just a bisexual who thinks about murdering people"
Me: can relate😶
@Sadie Mannion Ikr? Thx for commenting😄
I literally got a screen recording of him saying that sent to me saying it’s me 😂😂
Same
Same
Same TBH, just pansexual instead of bisexual
"I'm just a bisexual who THINKS about killing people."
I. freaking. relate.
Fucken same
Hahah same
Emily - 에밀리 same
And that's how we started are colt.
I relate exept i am gay
"Yeah, no we're setting this on fire😁" Lol mood years later
Emily Jennings I love your profile picture. DEKU yesss
WEEB -_- I love BOTH of your profile pictures (tododeku?♥️💚
Lëmøn Bøi
I ship Tododeku and Bakudeku
ㅇㅊㅇ
Don’t mind me I’m that one person who doesn’t know watch anime scrolling through the comment section ~
Polar Obese i don’t either
"I'm just a bisexual who thinks about killing people." Me 24/7
same
Same but pan sexual 🤣
Lady’s and gentlemen we got em
Me to
Same
'yall party hard in the pocket'
*Crying*
This is why I'm here in 2019..
why am i here to? TwT
Why am I here
This is why I'm here in 2020
100th like UwU
6:41
"I'm just a bisexual who thinks about killing people"
... I relate to Shane so much
First of all: SAME Second of all: HOi I'M TeMMiE
First of all: SAME Second of all: HOi I'M TeMMiE
Temmie Gaster that's sad😂
Emily Brush
First off: eyyy
Secondly:
*you will regret this...
KD Nicole
It's not sad
When the party’s too lit!
*i’ll go home*
love when he says that 😂😂so funny
How can he go home if he's already home?
Gacha life people: exists
" i'll go home. "
Omg
*this comment has 420 likes right now i am so shook*
Who's watching in 2020 during Corona break and is so bored
I am :/
......4 weeks later, yes
Me
Meeeee
This should be called “Shane living his childhood dreams”
“Here I come 30” only two more years” oh where did the time go 😂
Lama28 I was scrolling through the comments as I was watching the video and saw this right after he said that 😹
He be thirty now lel
Shane describing a ferby "You are incapable of love, you just ruin our lives, but he's so cute tho"...
My sister shouts out "FERBY IS A FUCKBOY THEN"
I choked on my sweet corn
Forgotten I almost died from laughing
Forgotten I choked because of sweet corn
*I choked on my sweet corn*
Fuckboi furbies come with a hoodie and no shirt and a sideways hat
Forgotten omg im telling ma frand now
No one:
Shane: I’ll go home
*standing literally 10 feet from his house door *
At least this time he can actually go home
California wild fires: a thing
Anyone: how did those fires start?
Shane: Oh just me lighting Polly pocket houses on fire
Omg he startid the Australian wiles fires omg
wtf how is shane's house so big
He killed the person that used to live in it.
I'm kidding hes insanely rich
Cloudedmiinds he makes 2k+ per vid and he makes videos every day soooo 😂
Ezra Jaramillo holy fuck
Ezra Jaramillo yah Shane is a rich shane
Because he has a successful career and make a life for himself
that model walk reminds me of the grinch trying on clothes 😂
Anne Anonymouse omg it did
😂😂😂 it did
Lol I thought the same thing! 😂😂😂
Omg QUEEN
Anne Anonymouse TRIGGERED 😂
I feel like Shane’s version of “if the heat doesn’t get ya the humidity will” is “if the fire doesn’t get ya the smoke will” lmao
Nobody:
Shane:"hey what's up you guys!"
Me: still eating for the "yes".
XD OMG I think that was funny
omg when Shane kicked off the moon shoe and all you hear is "Fuck off" as it lands right next to his boyfriend
XD
Brogan B its not his boyfriend it is Mytoecold
Brogan B oñ
+It'sjust Ryley it's his boyfriend
It'sjust Ryley nah mate it was Ryland
Shane- "This house fire is lit"
Me- Lit-erally. 😂😂😂
Lauren Pryor go home
Lauren Pryor do u mean littrely my life
I will go home
cherry lipbarm when you go home, learn how to spell
Lauren Pryor, go home you're drunk
Lauren Pryor I
Shane: is somehow trusted with a lighter
Also Shane: doesn’t know how to turn on a furby
Shane: *Hey, what's up you guys, yes*
Also Shane: *HAHDNNXUFHRNJXYFHND*
Shane: *burns Polly pocket house*
Shane: Burn BITCHES burn.
No wonder there are so many fires in California.
I'm DEAD
Lol
LASERS!!!!!
Is this a vintage 🥳 party
LMAOOOOOOOOOO
Uno is so small, I’m watching in 2018
ReaPeR 2039 ooo me too
ReaPeR 2039 sameee!!!
ReaPeR 2039 bitch we all our
Uno= no u I'M WAITING FOR MY CONSPIRACY VIDEO
ReaPeR 2039 same
This is how many times Shane said "I'll go home" 😂🤣
The beer belly one when Shane was doing the fashion walk thing, reminded me of the Grinch 😂
Just the way he was walking! And the belly made me laugh so much! 😂
Love you Shane ❤️ you always make me laugh after rough days☺️❤️
Lol!😂
He never did the gay thing spray XD
Josefa * Ikr
Josefa * I thought I was he only one who noticed
Shen Dawg Learn to speak English.
he misspelled one word, damn
Josefa * lol
Me; polly no
shane ; burn yes burn
ryland; shane stop
Lol😂😂😂😂
:*
LOL!!! 😆🔥😂👏
The bit with the moon shoes is literally making me cackle.
I remember hit clips
I had one with a bunch of songs and my mom went crazy cause i played them over and over
“Damn y’all party *hard* up in the pocket” 😭
i really wanted him to try the gay accent. 😩
Anayah Morales SAME IM SO MAD THAT HE DIDNT
Anayah Morales SAME IM SO MAD THAT HE DIDNT
Anayah Morales same
Anayah Morales omg ikr : (
Anayah Morales he doesn't need to he's already gay (not jk) 😆😂😆
I want Shane back. RUclips was so much better with him around
When Shane said, "Oh my god I wanna set this on fire."
Me:😂
When you don't need notifications because you're on youtube 24/7
Kia .Laursen i feel you but i do have notifications
same
Me af
Kia .Laursen literally me
Kia .Laursen #relatableaf
I realize that him buying all these toys is his attempt to have the childhood he never had
Dromeda W. Rude
Jack Areis how was it rude? It was a sad realization for me
Dromeda W. Thats just kinda stupid to say...but umm uh ok
Dromeda W. I totally understand what you’re saying and I agree
Totally agree. Also I wouldn't worry about the first two comments. Pretty sure they're like 12
Can’t believe you said Queen Latifah - actually obsessed!!! And I didn’t know there were perfumes by her!! 😭❤️
EBAY: how much toys and useless ads of stuff do you want?
SHANE: *YES*
3:41 why does he look like my 7th grade science teacher
Once again I don’t know……
Lol
it's *Ryland* filming Shane outside... i fucking love that!
when you recognize his laugh at 5:50
then freak out at 6:10 cause you were right
JadeEye ggg. Z
Yesssss
Lol heheh not creepy at all that you recognise hes laugh😂😂 lol just kidding😂❤️
im so glad you were kidding 😂 cause i was so ready to make this rant about recognizing voices in the same way as faces cause hearing is so important and so cool to have etc. ❤️
i swear every podcast that shane does, they always talk about sex
Just sitting here watching Shane in my pig hoodie and oh my god trackies doing my physio and OT exercises. Ah living my best life lol
It's so weird to me that Shane is younger than Phil
24446666688888888 ikr he seems older and Phil is more innocent so appears younger
24446666688888888 ikr
24446666688888888 Yep, Love from a small Indian RUclipsr
philly is almost 30
i can't believe our smol bean is literally turning 30 like..
you should have done the gay spray
Cheesycheese Block YES HE SHOULD HAVE.
Cheesycheese block no.fucking.way.
I am not a gender so I can be anything
Santa the scary Ghost!!!! be a unicorn
Cheesycheese block yes,I agree
Shane Dawson burn things do it fuckin do it and like if you agree and fuckin subscribe and leave a like and a comment bye bitches peace out 💁🏻♂️👻👻👻👻👻👻🍳🥓🥛🥞🍪👻👻👻👻👻
"I'm just a bisexual who thinks about killing people." that is the definition of me, I'm bi and my friends think I' m psychotic
Katie Cofefe Sameeeee
Same here~
Katie Cofefe FRICKING. SAMEE
Shane: I haven’t been outside in a while
Me: that’s what everyone in quarantine is thinking
My furbies ears smoked so I kept it in the shed for a year and every so often I'd go in there n it would talk so I killed it with a shovel
taylor f That’s sounds like the origins of a delusional serial killer
taylor f RUclipsrs telling storytime videos
taylor f furby abuse😂😂😂😂
#furbylivesmatter
taylor f if we all knew that that thing was possessed, then it would probably all the way in a mental asylum. Something I don't know
Shane!!! Read this....
Okay so my friend bought your book, and, she’s reading it in Language arts class. The teacher was walking around the room making sure we all had books to read. When he got to my friend he asked...
“What book are you reading?”
She showed him the book. He looks at it and says...
“Who’s Shane Dawson?”
The whole class was shook. I said
“A RUclipsr”
And he thought for a few moments and then said,
“The one that wears wigs and eats out of Olaf’s organs”
We all laughed so hard. 😂
That definitely didn't happen
MissPronounced I agree
I can't see after 'When he got'
Cactus Hugger click "read more" one the bottom
MissPronounced oof
I miss this shane so much😭💛
i wonder how concerned the neighbors must be when they see tons of smoke everyday?
shane lives in such a nice area look how pretty that is!!! 5:59
Cavespider4396 ikr
wtf shane don't kill your self your dude
Silk Morris u put 2 yours
His house is haunted though... **crafts because is scared**
AbigaleWithAnxiety don't craft, cry
POLLY POCKETS WERE MY ENTIRE CHILDHOOD AND THEN MY DAD THREW THEM ALL OUT WITHOUT ASKING. IT PHYSICALLY HURT MY HEART WHEN YOU LIT IT ON FIRE. I WANT MY POLLY POCKETS BACK.
Maggie SAAAAAMMMEE!!!!!!! Polly pockets were my life!
Same and Pokemon and splatoon I have a lot of childhood toys
SNIFF MY MOM GAVE THEM AWAY TO MY TO MY GUY COUSINS, LIKE WTF MOM?!
sparklyclarke I
sparklyclarke OMG. POLLY POCKETS WERE MY CHILDHOOD TOO. MY DOGS ATE MINE.
Nobody:
Shane on every podcast: WE TALKED ABOUT SEX
felt this
I don't care what's going on....Shane's funny AF!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dee Dee same
The moon shoes are literally the bratz feet
Thea Nilsson I remember them from that episode of victorious an old nick show
+Future subie owner
victorious is still on nick
Thea Nilsson lol
Future subie owner I feel old as dirt if you think thats an old show. ...
OMG THIS COMMENT HAS ME DEAD
"Damn y'all party hard up in the pocket" 😂😂
Claire W literally killed me
PARTY HARD
Claire W I’ll go home
Claire W omg he literally said that right after I read it😂
Claire W yes
Shane is a vibe like always
Shane: Why is he wearing a graduation cap?
2020 graduates: *Am I a joke to you*
'Damn yall party hard up in the pocket' IM CRYING
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO SCREAMED WHEN HE SAID POLLY POCKET
Demi Hally i didnt toooo
Demi Hally NO OMG POLLY POCKET IS MY CHILDHOOD
Demi Hally I love Shane
read more
bts
I KNOW
Shane dancing in the background to the hit me baby one more time is everything!
9:30 is that Dwight Shrute or Shane talking lmao
omg moon shoes were *e v e r y t h i n g*
I had a few of these things, and moon shoes are really dangerous. I remember falling with then and it twisted my foot and got stuck.
Katie80 they were the fucking bomb!!
Katie80 AND RYLAND WAS FILMING
Katie80 yesss
Katie80 YESS
For all of you reading this comment your an amazing person and have a great day
aw😊
Awww :(
killer-ethan52 maybe someone will smile when they read you're comment
Thanks
killer-ethan52 so are uuuu thx lol why am I doing this to my self my egoooooooooo
Who else is here watching Shane’s old videos because your bored in quarantine
Omg u did so good on the short film thank u
I love when he just sets everything on fire 😂
SAME!!! Shane the little pyromaniac😂😂😂
dylan boudreau sammeeee and the way he said "bye polly!"
dylan boudreau I love burning shit too lol
make furby conspiracy theories
dylan boudreau XD BFSB LOL
HIT CLIPS WERE MY FAVORITE OMG!
Griffin Arnlund i still have a couple
Samee!
Griffin Arnlund OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU
Griffin Arnlund ur my favorite
Griffin Arnlund I love you 😇
i used to go to my schools lost and found and steal the lost hit clips.
btw i literally watch all of these videos all the time to this day.
love you
LOVE you shane! I would love to seee more!
I'm just a bisexual that thinks about killing people." #RELATABLE
Autumn Clark I aren't a bisexual but I don't hate gay people
But I think of genocide atleast 5 minutes a day
Is that bad
It might be bad, idk...
InTheToyMachine yes just yes
InTheToyMachine me
Thats Actually Me, Bruh XD Im Not Kidding.
Shane is the only youtuber who actually makes me laugh out loud.
maccifyme same I was literally dieing
maccifyme the moon shoes had me wheezing
maccifyme besides Liza koshi
RIGHT
maccifyme same
Shane: lights toy on fire
5 minutes later
Shane: passes out from the plastic fumes
it’s quarantine and i am rewatching all of shane’s short films....
My legs look just like Shane's and I'm a girl
SAME GIRL SAME!!!!!
😂
Derp Carini same
Derp Carini same
Derp Carini same
Love you Shane! Laughed so much at this! 😂😂😂😂
The hit clips brings back nostalgia ugh 😂
I miss your old house already 😭 it'll never be the same
Shane: Ooh Polly's mansion!!!
Me: Aww, he can donate it!!!!
Shane: I kind of want to light it on fire... Let's do it!
Me: *facepalm*
234th like. Ur welcome
I have the same pic lol
Lol
I have the thing shane said was a mansion!!!!
Wow shane ur weirdly awesome I remember those Polly pockets and the boom box keep those videos coming love from 🇨🇦
This was hilarious xx really needed a good laugh.
EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS VIDEO IS PERFECT.
Grace Victoria EVERYTHING ABOUT YOUR PROFILE PICTURE IS PERFECT
Grace Victoria your profile pic makes that comment complete!!
Grace Victoria your profile picture matches your sentence PERFECTLY
yaaaaaaaaaasssssssssss
If you didn't chew the polly pocket clothes, you didn't own polly pocket.
jahsmiin ! it’s POLLY POCKET
do you mean *polly pocket*, not *polly in my pocket?*
Yes
I have never related to a comment in an [ unboxing ] video in my life
True
Omg I was obsessed with Polly Pocket! I had an entire bin of those dolls, accessories, and houses
Hit clips, moon shoes, original Polly pocket... ugh all my little 90’s girl dreams came true through Shane
Omg he didn't try the gay spray, #disapoint
Harmony F x
*disappointed