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_”…Goliath had been relatively friendly with the Kasakela neighbors... However, his kindness was not reciprocated and he was killed._ _Only 3 Kahama remained: Charlie, Sniff, & Willy Wally, who was crippled from polio. Without a chance to strike back, Charlie was…next. After his death, Willy Wally disappeared..._ _The last Kahama male, the young Sniff, survived for over a year…it seemed as if he might escape…but this did not occur. Sniff, too, fell to the Kasakela warband.”_
We did branch off from them, so I'm not surprised that their warfare tactics are kind of the same as ours, as our psychology is basically the same. We can get violent just like them, and we have similar political structures, and reflexes. We are apes. We branched off from them once we started losing trees in Africa. We had to walk, and it was a fight for survival. We developed feet instead of hands on our lower legs, and when it started heating up, we lost our hair. We then developed diffirent vocal cords.
That may be, but I choose to think of it almost like a wildfire if it is where it's a preventable disaster where things like diplomacy are the controlled burns. I mean chimps can wage war but humans need to act like the more evolved species we are and avoid it, theoretically we should be the best at it, theoretically.
“If I determine the enemy's disposition of bananas while I have no perceptible banana, I can concentrate my bananas while the enemy is fragmented. The pinnacle of military deployment approaches the bananas: if it is bananas, then even the deepest spy cannot discern it nor the wise make plans against it.”
I feel so bad for Jane Goodall. Having to witness the chimps who she had bonded with so closely and considered peaceful and loving, slowly descend into such brutal violence and cruelty… The research she made in this time has proven vital in our understanding of primates and I commend her for it. But I can’t imagine a more traumatising way to learn the darker side of chimpanzee nature. :(
Jane Goodall and y'all westerners came late to the party. The natives that have had village settlements around the Gombe for centuries have always known the true nature of chimps. But the westerners who are guided by the native inhabitiants come on tv and claim to be the first to observe apes. Hahahahha
@@abstraqtphilosophy7357 nah bro you couldn’t find me fucking with a chimpanzee or an orangutan without a gun, and I sure as hell don’t think they’re my friend lmao
Somewhere there are two chimps philosophizing in whatever they have passing for speech: "What is best in life?" "To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women."
The MIDI version of "Right in Two" by Tool playing at the end was so subtle that I got the song in my head without realizing it was going on until the last second. Great play. "Don't these talking monkeys know that Eden has enough to go around? ...Silly monkeys, give them thumbs, they build a club and beat their brother down"
I had a Professor who once studied Chimps and his short description of Chimps, especially the males is, "They're real bastards." Chimp society is really violent. The males constantly fight each other for dominance and the alphas beat up the females into submission and the new alpha will go around killing all the young so the females can mate again. The same professor said one reason Chimps don't attack humans despite being overwhelmingly stronger is in the animal kingdom size correlates with strength so Chimps just assume the bigger humans are stronger.
Chimps are universally afraid of humans for a long time after they are introduced. Like you said, we're huge and hairless... they know we're apes, or else they wouldn't know how to chew out our eyes and testicles, but a smart wild animal doesn't attack things bigger than it unless it has a very good reason.
Chimps aren't actually stronger than people, those old studies that claimed they were many times stronger than humans have been debunked for many decades now. They are however stronger relative to their weight and are able to exert their strenght in a much more explosive manner than us (something we apparently traded for more fine and delicate control of our hands and fingers), that and their bites is why they are still very dangerous.
”Jane Goodhall’s last memory of him was Satan cupping his hands under Sniff’s chin to drink the blood welling from a great wound on his face.” JESUS CHRIST! Satan is really living up to his name. I think that’s where he got it from tbh.
@@EuanWhitehead nature looks majestic, but in all reality is pretty dang evil, the average human compared to the average animal will look like an actual saint, it takes the worst humans to ever live to actually be worse than some of the things happening in nature
I previously watched the Jane Goodall documentary and I had no idea how edited it was. I'm glad you had the stones to post the TRUE, UNEDITED VERSION. I was unaware that a campaign for a border wall had taken place, or that they planed and attended birthday parties and even sent Christmas cards, and the weirdest thing, Chimps using Guerrilla Warfare to hunt and eat Monkeys.
Willy wally "died" offscreen and if anime has tought me anything its that they are never dead unless you can clearly see it happen my theory is that since willy wally was always seen as the weakest of the tribe he was the lowest priority on their kill list so he would be able to escape much more easily by just leaving behing his hat so it would seem a random animal took him out willy wally is currently part of a small group of monkeys whos tribes where also taken out and they are out for revenge
My 6th and 7th grade science teacher was former primatologist and he lived on an island for a year with a group of researchers and chimps and apes. He witness a chimp tribe fight too. I don’t remember a lot but he told us about it in class, also about how one his fellow researchers got bit by a ape and had to be airlifted away. He was cool af.
my dad studies the exact same site in tanzania, always would tell me how amazing yet brutal these animals were. and yet people still think they make great pets
An adult chimp has the strength of three men. Chimps also has such a fabulous sense of balance they have been known to perch themselves on doorknobs. Incredible.
I was born & raised in Texas & currently live in New Mexico. Your comment about the building a wall & getting the other side to pay for it... absolutely hilarious!!! Truly a laugh put loud. Love your video's.
In the end, We realized nothing truly separated us from the animals. All it took for us to rule was the ability to be able to greatly communicate and make tools
Actually, majority of people will tell you humans are not animals, humans are higher functioning & have brains to think. Wow they are stupid. We are no better than animals. We kill each other for nothing, or we kill for power, we create war, we hit our females/rape them & enslave them... Same with children. We murder for fun, tell me how we are better than or not animals...... For having a supposedly superior mind, we are pretty darn stupid!
Any animal with sufficient enough intelligence to understand the concepts of limited territory and limited resources, will inevitably have large scale conflict to ensure the continuation of their own tribe, race, belief, etc.
If there is one thing that Monster Hunter World taught me is to never mess with monkeys. Especially if he has super sayian powers and is easily pissed off. To the point of jumping 20 meters in the air and slamming the ground with such force that he creates an electrical explosion. Seriously, the amount of pain that thing has caused me is immeasurable.
The best part is that there is a wikipedia article that, in several ways, treats this just like a human war, even including it in categories such as Civil wars post 1945 and 1970s conflicts. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gombe_Chimpanzee_War
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@@fayhay8011 Some ants even make other ants their slaves. The Slave-making ant got so specialized in capturing other ants that they can't even feed themselves. They need to have their captured ants feed them. They even have slave rebellion, when the captured ants starts to systematically killing the offspring of their captor.
I'm only 1/3rd in but I heard the struggle you had talking about chimps eating Pokémon and you're 90% successful effort and not laughing your ass off. I doubt it was your first take, highly suspect it was your "Fuck it good enough" take. Love your content bud. Keep it up.
A chimpanzee's arm strength is mostly due to their biceps tendon (as well as others) attaching further from their elbow joint thereby giving them more mechanical advantage for equivalent muscle mass as compared to a human tendon attach point. It's much like using a longer wrench to tighten a bolt. But all at the expense of their upright posture.
Thanks for the explanation. I always wondered why chimpanzees are supposed to be so super strong though their muscles don't even seem so much bigger than ours.
My son has "long tendons" a condition where the tendons attach further down the forearms giving him more leverage there. I have it too but in my ankles and that gives my feet a weird profile. I have to wear 4EE shoes because my feet spread by half an inch.
I think they walk in a line as to not show how many there are in their pack. If you see one it's because it's curious of you and believes your not a threat, if not it's still observing you.
More than likely its the same reason humans do it, column formation is to maneuver quickly and in a manageable group. It was not stated but I assume the leader was at the front of the group as to have first contact therefore able to "command" upon surprise or arrival.
It’s so interesting and strange seeing animals seem and act so much like us in many ways, even our worst qualities. I’ve also heard male Gorillas are insanely violent, and if anything looks him in the eye, even of its own group, it better have 500 persuasion and even then its a slim chance. It goes to show that war was never a human invention, even before humans came about our ape and ape like ancestors were warring with each other yet without the cognitive ability to make peace, which possibly made it worse
No, this isn't quite it. Chimpanzees are a human relative, but we aren't directly descended from them, instead sharing a common ancestor from about 25 million years ago. The scarier implication is that we convergently and independently evolved the capabilities to wage war, as if it presented an evolutionary advantage. That, or the ability to form complex social groups is inherently intertwined with conflict.
Gorillas are actually very peaceful compared to chimpanzees. Ditto with orangutans and bonobos. It's theorized that this is the case with gorillas and orangutans because they are strictly vegetarian, whereas chimps are omnivorous meat eaters. Though that may just be a coincidence. With bonobos, it's because they substitute sex for warfare. Basically anytime a conflict arises between them, instead of fighting, they just fuck, and that's the end of it. They literally have a "make love, not war" society
But with brains (supposedly 😂) we haven't changed, we haven't evolved, we still murder, maime , rape, enslave, kill, power hungry, greedy humans. In order to evolve, we must change. Stop being terrible, killers, destructive, power hungry, greedy, self ritious humans!
Love the video all round! Especially the little detail of the TOOL song, Right in Two at the end! Perfect fit as the lyrics literally mention monkeys killing.
You know I was expecting more from a chimp called *Goliath* but you know, I just realized I was probably just completely desensitized to the fact that chimps went to war because of someone saying guerrilla warfare.
One day they might even evolve into being more intelligent, since we can teach them how to farm, letting them spend most of their energy into thinking rather than hunting.
This turned from a "Aaaaw how cute" into a nightmarish bad bloody Monkey massacre cartel war... Wow! Even monkeys are crazy and twisted as humans are in life with each other. Marvellous and yet really sad.
If you think about it war is beneficial to survival for the winning side. It kills off the weakest of the group, and with gaining of territory is the gain of food. And the gain of food allows for a gain in the size of a group that can be sustained by the territory.
The monkeys chimps often hunt with crude pointed spears? It's actually become a threat to the western red colobus. Chimps have been hunting them so much that they have become endangered.
In the video I mistakenly call chimps monkeys instead of apes because I'm stupid.
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The most notable fact about bonobos is that they use sex to resolve a majority of all conflicts.
The music at the end what is it?
Do u hate furries?
Corona is messing with Qxir seriously, he’s uploading more than once a year now
He quit his job so he could do youtube full-time. He announced it on twitter.
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I think the real question is what the hell is a qxir!?
The tribe that lost made one huge mistake in not contacting an American tribe and promising it oil in return for military assistance.
"The Kasekala tribe is a communist state looking to spread its influence"
@@Qxir Drop a fucking nuke.
@@shadowthehedgehog4737 Your name is "Shadow the Hedgehog". Of course you'd say something as edgy and idiotic as that.
The Irish Bolshevik
Still funny
@@theirishbolshevik212 Your favorite RUclips must be the Weather Channel.
"Jamie, pull that chimp war video up."
"That's crazy, do you think a chimp has ever smoked DMT?"
@@Qxir God I hope so
Ooo Ooo Aa Aa Joe Rogan Experience
"ChimPanzee"
@@Qxir I'm trying to think of a quirky quip about an Aimo DMT chimp dose...
I love how the wikipedia page of this conflict has a little stat comparison of both parties, just like all the other human wars.
Decisive Kasakela victory
3 enslaved
(including non-combatants)
_”…Goliath had been relatively friendly with the Kasakela neighbors... However, his kindness was not reciprocated and he was killed._
_Only 3 Kahama remained: Charlie, Sniff, & Willy Wally, who was crippled from polio. Without a chance to strike back, Charlie was…next. After his death, Willy Wally disappeared..._
_The last Kahama male, the young Sniff, survived for over a year…it seemed as if he might escape…but this did not occur. Sniff, too, fell to the Kasakela warband.”_
@@pataki26667 killed 3 missing (including non combatants)
We did branch off from them, so I'm not surprised that their warfare tactics are kind of the same as ours, as our psychology is basically the same. We can get violent just like them, and we have similar political structures, and reflexes.
We are apes. We branched off from them once we started losing trees in Africa. We had to walk, and it was a fight for survival. We developed feet instead of hands on our lower legs, and when it started heating up, we lost our hair.
We then developed diffirent vocal cords.
Imagine that War as a concept is not a man made thing but an actual natural event bound to happen sooner or later in species. It's terrifying.
For real tho , this shit got me thinking....
Don't ants and termites wage wars against each other?
That may be, but I choose to think of it almost like a wildfire if it is where it's a preventable disaster where things like diplomacy are the controlled burns. I mean chimps can wage war but humans need to act like the more evolved species we are and avoid it, theoretically we should be the best at it, theoretically.
@@orangemoustash Well thankfully we are getting much better at it
@@orangemoustash you're don't like war because war has become much more destructive than it should be not because we became wise
There is no such thing as the Random Chimp Event. Sleep with the doors unlocked, _teach us English, give us pointy sticks_
hem hem momkey wanna a gunm
planned ape occurence
@@akelly9528 no lol
_Tell us about sweet sweet oil_
Do apes and monkeys know how to operate firearms?
Willy Wally
Top 10 Saddest Anime Deaths
Closely followed by goliath
I bet your wondering how I got into this situation. It all started with a girl.
Hope he's ok!
Wtf spoilers
I think that Goliath’s was sadder
Noooooo
"All warfare is based on throwing poop." - Chimpan-Tzu
the amount of puns in the comment section are beautiful
“If I determine the enemy's disposition of bananas while I have no perceptible banana, I can concentrate my bananas while the enemy is fragmented. The pinnacle of military deployment approaches the bananas: if it is bananas, then even the deepest spy cannot discern it nor the wise make plans against it.”
*"All warfare is based"*
_-Sun Tzu_
"Poop throwing is the continuation of politics by other means."
-- Chimp von Clausewitz
Nuclear ICBMs are simply uberpoop with sparkle.
I feel so bad for Jane Goodall. Having to witness the chimps who she had bonded with so closely and considered peaceful and loving, slowly descend into such brutal violence and cruelty…
The research she made in this time has proven vital in our understanding of primates and I commend her for it. But I can’t imagine a more traumatising way to learn the darker side of chimpanzee nature. :(
Jane Goodall and y'all westerners came late to the party. The natives that have had village settlements around the Gombe for centuries have always known the true nature of chimps. But the westerners who are guided by the native inhabitiants come on tv and claim to be the first to observe apes. Hahahahha
Just wait till you hear about the Civil War I'll tell you what
jane goodall is one of the best
@@abstraqtphilosophy7357 nah bro you couldn’t find me fucking with a chimpanzee or an orangutan without a gun, and I sure as hell don’t think they’re my friend lmao
But, imagine how many human conflicts she missed, while being so involved in the depths of depravity of our nearest kin...
''You are all termites, and i am da big monkey.'' -Qxir 2020
So they can wage war, but can they do a crusade?
They must reclaim their holy land
Deus vult?
They aren't stupid enough to find religion.
@@ianmacfarlane1241 More like they are to stupid to have a reason to need religion.
@@ianmacfarlane1241 Religion is the opposite of stupidity
Yes, guerilla warfare.
Gorilla warfare
get out
Bepis Man get in
You absolute son of a bitch, I was going to say that.
@@slappy8941 Its not that hard a joke to make
Somewhere there are two chimps philosophizing in whatever they have passing for speech:
"What is best in life?"
"To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women."
Chimpaloeon Bonaparte
Adolf Chimpler
chimpis khan
The MIDI version of "Right in Two" by Tool playing at the end was so subtle that I got the song in my head without realizing it was going on until the last second. Great play.
"Don't these talking monkeys know that Eden has enough to go around? ...Silly monkeys, give them thumbs, they build a club and beat their brother down"
“Right in Two” is the literal perfect song for this video
"Silly monkeys,
Give them thumbs they make a club
To beat their brother down"
God, such a good song. Didn't know Qxir had such a good taste in music.
"Cupping his hands under a wound in the other chimp's throat so he could drink the blood."
Jesus Christ.
well he was satan
Kinda kinky
Turns out, Goodall wasn't only one of the best primatologists, but also a psychic. I mean, she called him Satan and this happened.
I think the primatologist hated him the most
ROE JOGAN DMT APOCALYPSE every ape has its own name, I doubt she would rename them.
I had a Professor who once studied Chimps and his short description of Chimps, especially the males is, "They're real bastards." Chimp society is really violent. The males constantly fight each other for dominance and the alphas beat up the females into submission and the new alpha will go around killing all the young so the females can mate again.
The same professor said one reason Chimps don't attack humans despite being overwhelmingly stronger is in the animal kingdom size correlates with strength so Chimps just assume the bigger humans are stronger.
This is the real life meme: "why are you booing me?! I'm right!"
Chimps are universally afraid of humans for a long time after they are introduced. Like you said, we're huge and hairless... they know we're apes, or else they wouldn't know how to chew out our eyes and testicles, but a smart wild animal doesn't attack things bigger than it unless it has a very good reason.
Chimps aren't actually stronger than people, those old studies that claimed they were many times stronger than humans have been debunked for many decades now. They are however stronger relative to their weight and are able to exert their strenght in a much more explosive manner than us (something we apparently traded for more fine and delicate control of our hands and fingers), that and their bites is why they are still very dangerous.
So the real question is....could an adult human 1v1 an adult Chimp?
@@theiojo9253 not without a gun or something like a spear
Poor Willy wally, his brother has a place in Finglas, a nice family too
Thank you for making this,my grandfather died in this war and fought for Kahama liberation front.
“War was always here. Even before man was, war waited for him. The ultimate trade awaiting its ultimate practitioner .”
”Jane Goodhall’s last memory of him was Satan cupping his hands under Sniff’s chin to drink the blood welling from a great wound on his face.”
JESUS CHRIST! Satan is really living up to his name. I think that’s where he got it from tbh.
I agree & thought that instantly. Sickening & saddening TBH.
Now we see where the evil in humans comes from... nature.
@@EuanWhitehead That's exacty what I thought as I've watched videos on this topic. Depressing.
@@EuanWhitehead nature looks majestic, but in all reality is pretty dang evil, the average human compared to the average animal will look like an actual saint, it takes the worst humans to ever live to actually be worse than some of the things happening in nature
@@shrill1736 literally bro
2:00 probably one of my favorite thing you've ever said
I am a termite.
I previously watched the Jane Goodall documentary and I had no idea how edited it was. I'm glad you had the stones to post the TRUE, UNEDITED VERSION. I was unaware that a campaign for a border wall had taken place, or that they planed and attended birthday parties and even sent Christmas cards, and the weirdest thing, Chimps using Guerrilla Warfare to hunt and eat Monkeys.
LMAO
I'm really grateful to Jane Goodall for telling it like it is, even when nobody wanted to hear it. The last monkey video i watched was about Koko
Willy wally "died" offscreen and if anime has tought me anything its that they are never dead unless you can clearly see it happen my theory is that since willy wally was always seen as the weakest of the tribe he was the lowest priority on their kill list so he would be able to escape much more easily by just leaving behing his hat so it would seem a random animal took him out willy wally is currently part of a small group of monkeys whos tribes where also taken out and they are out for revenge
Willy Wally went on to do 100 pushups, 100 sit ups, 100 air squats and a 10 Km run every day for a year.
@@Themanwiththeplan1899That's incredible for a polio survivor!
“Monkey killing monkey killing monkey over pieces of the ground” - from Tool - Right in two (song at the end)
Also, that line from Vicarious comes to mind: The universe is hostile. so Impersonal. devour to survive. So it is. So it's always been.
I am so happy someone referenced this. One of my favorite songs ever.
Heard it and started searching the comments 😃
Holy shit I thought it sounded familiar
"Machine gun kill people, but people kill machine gun, so put machine gun in a box, but machine gun can't see people"
“Chimp can’t wage war”
*Laughs in Caesar*
PAtrolLinG ThE MoJaVe aLmoSt Makes YoU WiSh FoR A nUcLear WiNter.
@@partyrobbins4690 Heretics like you belong on a cross
@@darren8608 The truth is... the game was rigged from the start.
Ave true to Caesar
Planets of the apes
My 6th and 7th grade science teacher was former primatologist and he lived on an island for a year with a group of researchers and chimps and apes. He witness a chimp tribe fight too. I don’t remember a lot but he told us about it in class, also about how one his fellow researchers got bit by a ape and had to be airlifted away. He was cool af.
my dad studies the exact same site in tanzania, always would tell me how amazing yet brutal these animals were. and yet people still think they make great pets
Satan is currently working as a Saturday morning cartoon villain under the command of Mum-ra.
Chimp: *easily disembowels a body*
Me: “Can you help me open my lunch box please?”
"Hey can you open this pickle jar for me plz"
Why does this sound like the plot of an actual movie!?😂
it’s extremely similar to “Lord of the Flys” if you think about, but instead of young human boys, it’s full grown chimps
Feels like some game of thrones stuff. A story about leadership inheritance and factionalism
Planet of the apes: "Am I a joke to you?"
JC Denton lmao
I would like to do an animation about the history
Just wait untill Willy-Wally respawns from the gulag
Then random chimp event will commence
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An adult chimp has the strength of three men. Chimps also has such a fabulous sense of balance they have been known to perch themselves on doorknobs. Incredible.
I was born & raised in Texas & currently live in New Mexico. Your comment about the building a wall & getting the other side to pay for it... absolutely hilarious!!! Truly a laugh put loud. Love your video's.
ATTENTION ALL HUMANS: THE CHIMP EVENT IS IMMINENT
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Correct. All was needed was one criminal who overdosed and less ethical media that whipped this up to frenzee level.
Damn, predicted memes
@@useodyseeorbitchute9450 Totally correct sir. He even got a Banana from the food cash.
In the end, We realized nothing truly separated us from the animals. All it took for us to rule was the ability to be able to greatly communicate and make tools
Commander Appo! get back to the frontlines soldier! No time for RUclips!
@Koolade Porter take your meds
_Right by Two plays_
As a subset of communication: The willingness to defer revenge to such a time as it might be more easily implemented.
Actually, majority of people will tell you humans are not animals, humans are higher functioning & have brains to think. Wow they are stupid. We are no better than animals. We kill each other for nothing, or we kill for power, we create war, we hit our females/rape them & enslave them... Same with children. We murder for fun, tell me how we are better than or not animals...... For having a supposedly superior mind, we are pretty darn stupid!
REMEMBER OUR FALLEN KAHAMA BROTHERS.
GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN
"War's just a part of who we are! Why fight it?" -Sundowner
Now I’m just imagining JG yelling “Satan, no! Bad Satan!” And using a squirt bottle on him.
7:24
The 8 bit rendition of "Right In Two" was awesome, fitting and completely took me be surprise.
You got a sub just for that
That's not 8 bit at all though
I'm so glad someone else noticed the song and how well it fit with the theme.
Any animal with sufficient enough intelligence to understand the concepts of limited territory and limited resources, will inevitably have large scale conflict to ensure the continuation of their own tribe, race, belief, etc.
“You are all my termites, and I am de big monke”
Also, “skunk monkies - skunkies”
If there is one thing that Monster Hunter World taught me is to never mess with monkeys. Especially if he has super sayian powers and is easily pissed off. To the point of jumping 20 meters in the air and slamming the ground with such force that he creates an electrical explosion.
Seriously, the amount of pain that thing has caused me is immeasurable.
Well that’s depressing
It's an awful story if you go into it in any detail - little wonder that Jane Goodall was mentally scarred after witnessing it unfold.
A normal day in Eastern Europe/Central Asia/Latin America
Wasnt expecting to hear a redition of "Right in Two" on what sounds to be a Revenant's Doot horn
The best part is that there is a wikipedia article that, in several ways, treats this just like a human war, even including it in categories such as Civil wars post 1945 and 1970s conflicts. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gombe_Chimpanzee_War
ive been on a hammered binge of tales from the bottle and honeslty gof bless you brother. your videos cure deoression and bordeom. ILOVE YOU this thisd is tight
Hope you’re doing well, I can tell you were plastered typing this comment lol
I very rarely watch anything more than once. You have made this story so entertaining that this is at least my third viewing.
So many uploads in so little time, this is wild!!!
Qxirmania running wild, brother!
Random Chimp Event.
"Animals don't wage war"
*snort*
Ants: (laughs in war every day)
*sniff*
@@fayhay8011 ants are straight up living warhammer 40k everyday
@@fayhay8011 Some ants even make other ants their slaves. The Slave-making ant got so specialized in capturing other ants that they can't even feed themselves. They need to have their captured ants feed them. They even have slave rebellion, when the captured ants starts to systematically killing the offspring of their captor.
I'm only 1/3rd in but I heard the struggle you had talking about chimps eating Pokémon and you're 90% successful effort and not laughing your ass off. I doubt it was your first take, highly suspect it was your "Fuck it good enough" take. Love your content bud. Keep it up.
I love your commentary, "you are my termites, and I'm your chimpanzee" your accent has me engrossed, and your humour is, right on.
You've got nothing to do with the quarantine huh
I know you mean I have nothing to do because I'm in lockdown but you made it sound like I masterminded the thing
@@Qxir What if you did??
Is that an 8-bit version of the song Right in two by TOOL? TOOL is such a great band.
Monkey killing monkey killing monkey over pieces of the ground is really accurate
Hella good video. I saw a video a few years ago about this but this is definietly the better one. Cheers
Glad you liked it :)
@@Qxir ❤❤
Yo.
This is one of yer best vids. So much depth on a subject I’ve seen before. So much feeling.
A chimpanzee's arm strength is mostly due to their biceps tendon (as well as others) attaching further from their elbow joint thereby giving them more mechanical advantage for equivalent muscle mass as compared to a human tendon attach point. It's much like using a longer wrench to tighten a bolt. But all at the expense of their upright posture.
Thanks for the explanation. I always wondered why chimpanzees are supposed to be so super strong though their muscles don't even seem so much bigger than ours.
My son has "long tendons" a condition where the tendons attach further down the forearms giving him more leverage there. I have it too but in my ankles and that gives my feet a weird profile. I have to wear 4EE shoes because my feet spread by half an inch.
“They looked like little skunk monkeys”
Me: Skunkeys
Quixr: Skunkeys
Me: fucking right we got some Skunkeys on our hands
I like the secret midi version of "TOOL - Right in Two" during your summary at the end.
“cupping his hands under Sniffs chin, to drink the blood welling from a great wound on his face.”
Holy shit, no wonder she named him Satan.
Name your band "Chimp Succession Crisis"
I think they walk in a line as to not show how many there are in their pack. If you see one it's because it's curious of you and believes your not a threat, if not it's still observing you.
More than likely its the same reason humans do it, column formation is to maneuver quickly and in a manageable group. It was not stated but I assume the leader was at the front of the group as to have first contact therefore able to "command" upon surprise or arrival.
"Sorry, too politicial"
no no, that was an ok joke to make.
I support Trump and I found that funny. He should have made an orangutan reference
@@conradmcdougall3629
exactly my thoughts
The most enjoyable trump joke of 2020
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I missed out an opportunity to catch Jane Goodall live because about the time her visit to DC was supposed to happen -- freakin' covid.
Qxir i think this is one of your best videos. Great story not everyone knows. Great visuals. And great execution man. Keep doing these deep dives !
It’s so interesting and strange seeing animals seem and act so much like us in many ways, even our worst qualities. I’ve also heard male Gorillas are insanely violent, and if anything looks him in the eye, even of its own group, it better have 500 persuasion and even then its a slim chance.
It goes to show that war was never a human invention, even before humans came about our ape and ape like ancestors were warring with each other yet without the cognitive ability to make peace, which possibly made it worse
No, this isn't quite it. Chimpanzees are a human relative, but we aren't directly descended from them, instead sharing a common ancestor from about 25 million years ago.
The scarier implication is that we convergently and independently evolved the capabilities to wage war, as if it presented an evolutionary advantage. That, or the ability to form complex social groups is inherently intertwined with conflict.
Gorillas are peaceful not violent and this video isn’t about gorillas it’s about chimps
Gorillas are actually very peaceful compared to chimpanzees. Ditto with orangutans and bonobos. It's theorized that this is the case with gorillas and orangutans because they are strictly vegetarian, whereas chimps are omnivorous meat eaters. Though that may just be a coincidence. With bonobos, it's because they substitute sex for warfare. Basically anytime a conflict arises between them, instead of fighting, they just fuck, and that's the end of it. They literally have a "make love, not war" society
But with brains (supposedly 😂) we haven't changed, we haven't evolved, we still murder, maime , rape, enslave, kill, power hungry, greedy humans. In order to evolve, we must change. Stop being terrible, killers, destructive, power hungry, greedy, self ritious humans!
@@thecreature7808 That is scary.
Right in two by Tool, great choice of music Qxir!
albeit, the MIDI version.
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@@BossHoggBroDog I feel u on that
I know right! Top 3 fav tool songs.
I love the “right in two” in the background!
Wow. This video was very highly educational. Great work, Qxir
I absolutely loved hearing the melody of Right in Two at the end of the video here. Well done, sir.
Dude is the background music "Right in Two" by Tool? Sick!!
Someone has been busy since the lockdown.
Good work Qxir
This is genuinely tragic, poor Goliath :(
Qxir I love your channel. So much thought goes into these videos. Plus your voice is extremely easy to listen to. Not annoying at all. Cheers mate
Love the video all round! Especially the little detail of the TOOL song, Right in Two at the end! Perfect fit as the lyrics literally mention monkeys killing.
Dude you have my respect for using tools right in two for the background music. It is perfect for this sort of subject
Random chimp event happening
"She found chimps are more like humans than we thought" or you could say humans are more like chimps than we thought.
Especially the ones in Africa. I'm talking about the chimps of course.
@@oldschoollgearjammerlongmi5209 wow ok then
The "Right in Two reference" was so on point that it'd be a crime to not subscribe.
Was 100% expecting that ending... and I was not dissapointed!
You know I was expecting more from a chimp called *Goliath* but you know, I just realized I was probably just completely desensitized to the fact that chimps went to war because of someone saying guerrilla warfare.
You keep uploading this type of good content and then everyone will definitely be your termites!
One day they might even evolve into being more intelligent, since we can teach them how to farm, letting them spend most of their energy into thinking rather than hunting.
“I am the big monkey”
Cracked me up harder than it should have
When you return to monke but monke wants war too:
at least it's not civilized war, skip all the political bs and jump right into the dirt
Reject monke return to microbe
@@10kirneh There is no civilized war, only more scientifically advanced war, with a more intelligent use of violence
This turned from a "Aaaaw how cute" into a nightmarish bad bloody Monkey massacre cartel war... Wow! Even monkeys are crazy and twisted as humans are in life with each other. Marvellous and yet really sad.
You're getting a like for "Skunkies"
If you think about it war is beneficial to survival for the winning side. It kills off the weakest of the group, and with gaining of territory is the gain of food. And the gain of food allows for a gain in the size of a group that can be sustained by the territory.
You had me for a second with the chimp birthdays.... but christmas cards... damn those are some smart Monkees
Love that you used a copyright free version of right in two.
Very fitting.
Qxir: we had the knowledge to remove the leaves of the sticks
Me: *pauses the video and starts removing leaves from kitchen utensils*
lol
Hey i love your channel keep it up!
Cheers!
What an amazing treasure Jane Goodall was!
"You caused this by creating an abundance of food" is a hell of a take. I'd love to hear how they squared that one.
Bro you are too cool! 👍 Much love from Dallas TX USA!!
Dont underestimate yourself bro! Your talents are greater than you think! For a greater purpose! For good!! God bless you bro!!
At 7:25 "Right in Two" by Tool starts playing, listen closely. Took me by complete surprise, love the tiny detail
Who know that chimps could be so brutal
Joe Rogan
Literally anyone who's spent more than five minutes observing them
The woman who had her face forcibly removed by a chimp had a fair idea.
The monkeys chimps often hunt with crude pointed spears?
It's actually become a threat to the western red colobus. Chimps have been hunting them so much that they have become endangered.